#idk what's up with him but I used to like his stuff

[fox-guardian]

hii i hope this is ok to ask but i love how fucking HUGE you make curly look, do you have any advice on how to draw muscular frames? :o

thankies!! i love drawing him Robust-Looking <3

as far as advice goes, when it comes to anatomy i always recommend the channel proko on youtube, they have all kinds of videos about how to draw anatomy with each area of the body broken down. basically, if you're trying for anatomical accuracy with muscles and stuff, their vids are a great way to grasp how muscles work!

as far as general shapes and vibes though, i have a couple quick tips of my own <3

the biggest part, if you can imagine, is proportions. typically tutorials will tell you the average shoulder width for a person is about 2-3 heads wide, so if you're making someone Bigger and Beefier, you'll wanna go past that a bit. (and making a character's head smaller is gonna make their body look bigger by comparison, so if you wanna go crazy, shrank that thang)

For example, Daisuke (who i draw as lean, but still with some muscle, especially in his arms) is 4 heads wide at his shoulders, while beefcake curly over here is 5 (sometimes more depending on the drawing lol). something as simple as broadening the shoulders already gives a character a beefier-looking silhouette.

[ID: Simple rough sketches of Daisuke and Curly from Mouthwashing with colored circles showing how many heads wide their shoulder width is. Daisuke is four, Curly is five. end ID]

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"but what if i don't know how to draw the muscles and am not going for realism/don't feel confident enough in that yet? how do i give a muscular vibe without as much detail?" FEAR NOT it's super easy. here we use the power of SHAPES!!

i draw jimmy and curly with the same "skeleton" or base frame, so i think they're a good example of this next bit. despite having the same bones, i broaden the fleshy parts on curly's limbs (focusing on his shoulders cuz he has big ass shoulders) and keep his upper arms wide before tapering down into his hands (muscles tend to be largest at the base of the limb and get smaller up to the hands/feet but there's plenty of design exceptions). i carry that shape language down into his legs (which i emphasize with his fitted calf-height boots). meanwhile jimmy stays fairly squared, especially when fully clothed

[ID: Simple sketches of Jimmy and Curly from Mouthwashing with notes describing their shapes. Jimmy has a rectangle over his body and is noted as being "relatively rectangular" and the shapes of his limbs are mostly straight. Curly has a trapezoid over his body and has a "top heavy shape" with limb shapes that taper down and in. end ID]

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and honestly, a good hack to make a character read as more muscular or robust is to give them a buddy that contrasts that. once again, jimmy will assist.

even in a simple drawing like this, giving jimmy the opposite tapering to his limbs just emphasizes curly's hugelargeness by comparison. it also shows that you don't need a lot of detail or realism to convey Beefiness

[ID: Another, more simplified doodle of Jimmy and Curly, pointing out that Jim's limbs taper outwards while Curly's taper in. end ID]

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another final quick tip i have is: the neck makes a difference!

people with more muscle tend to have thicker necks (it's because of the muscles there, if you can believe it) and it's kinda become one of my fav bits of drawing curly lol. idk why <3 necks fun to draw <3 for him, i draw his neck starting at the very edges of his face and widening out at the bottom to match the shape of his head and to flow a bit more into his trap muscles, but you could go Even Further Beyond if you so Choose. i've found this is a surprisingly good way to convey Beefy Person Beefy even if you don't have as much anatomical knowledge.

[ID: Four bust sketches of Daisuke and Curly comparing their necks. The first two show them both facing forwards. Daisuke's neck is slimmer and straight, while Curly's neck meets the edges of his jaw and has a wider base with higher trap muscles. The second two shows them in profile, with the back of Daisuke's cranium sticking out past his neck, while Curly's is even with his neck, showing how thick is is from the side. end ID]

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in review we got:

widen shoulders relative to the head to convey a Broad silhouette

taper limbs inwards from base to extremities to emphasize the shape/size of the muscles

give em a less muscular buddy for contrast

thick necks help a lot in conveying a muscular build

and of course, i know i only used men in these examples, but these tips will work just fine regardless of a character's gender. please draw more beefy women ily <3

i hope this made sense and helps you and whoever else might see this uwu

if anyone has any questions about it i will. Try. to answer them. making these posts is oddly difficult lol

[kxsagi]

OUGHHHH MAY FIRST CAME 😈 at least here in Poland. You can ignore this if it’s something you don’t wanna write btw!!!

Can I request BL men that are already pro players, and they’re dating a reader that has chronic pain and uses mobility aids because of it? And the media is super weird ab it cause how dare a pro athlete date a disabled person. Maybe he comforts her because she stumbled upon a weird ass article or a hate comment idk.

Uhhh ness shidou bachira and whoever u want 🙇‍♀️ I love you and your writing I hope you have a good day!

SORRY if this is too specific. Shout out to my fellow disabled girlies 😔✊

“𝐦𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐚 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐲 𝐦𝐚𝐝”

a/n: NOOO I LOVE THIS, I LOVE YOU AND YOUR COMMENTS AND I AM SO HAPPY I GET TO WRITE THIS FOR YOU

ft. ness alexis, shidou ryusei, bachira meguru, kaiser michael, itoshi sae, itoshi rin, isagi yoichi

ness alexis

ness is literally the definition of a gentle boyfriend, so the moment he sees that one trashy gossip headline – “Pro Athlete Seen With Disabled Girlfriend: Fans Concerned?” – his jaw drops like someone just slapped him. 

“concerned for what?” he whispers like he’s in a horror movie. 

you find it first, though. you're just scrolling while curled up on the couch, using your heating pad, when you freeze mid-scroll and go, “hey, do you wanna see something funny, but soul-destroying?” 

ness peers at your phone and immediately climbs onto the couch to wrap himself around you like a human blanket. “do not let stupid people ruin your mood. you are my favorite person. also, what is this site even called? ‘goalz4gossip’? this looks like it was made by a 12-year-old with an ipad and rage issues.” 

he goes on a small rant in german under his breath and then kisses your forehead 400 times. 

“you’re literally the strongest person i know. the media can go date each other if they’re so pressed about us.” 

shidou ryusei

shidou finds a comment that says, “how is she even keeping up with a guy like him? she uses a cane 💀” and immediately screenshots it. 

not because he agrees, but because he wants to roast it on his private story. 

his post is just a screenshot with the caption: “buddy she keeps up with me just fine, she made me cry last week for stealing her fries. sit down.” 

shidou doesn’t sugarcoat stuff, but he’s aggressively supportive. like, if someone tries to come at you sideways in public, he’ll bark at them. 

literally bark. 

“you okay, babe?” he says when you look a little too quiet after seeing one of those backhanded articles. 

you shrug and say, “i’m fine,” but he doesn’t let it go. he walks over, squats in front of you, rests his chin on your lap and goes, “wanna egg their office building? or better yet, light it on fire and commit arson together?” 

instead of actually committing a felony, he picks you up bridal-style and plops you into bed. “you’re hot, you’re smarter than me, and you walk cooler than 99% of the population. who cares what some sweaty journalist thinks?” 

he also gets you custom accessories for your mobility aids with little flames or skulls ‘cause you’re metal like that. 

bachira meguru

bachira is completely unbothered by the hate. but super bothered when it makes you upset. 

like you’re sitting in the park one day and overhear someone whisper “is that her? the one with the crutches?” and he notices how you instinctively stiffen. 

he grabs your hand instantly, leans into your ear and whispers, “they’re just jealous you’ve got me wrapped around your finger.” 

always trying to turn the moment silly so you smile again. 

later, when you’re spiraling a bit in your room reading too many mean reddit comments, he flops beside you dramatically. 

“stop. too much screen. i’m gonna fart on your phone.” 

you shove him away laughing, but he tugs you close with a pout. 

“you know… they don’t get to have you. i do. and i think your pain doesn’t make you less, it just makes you stronger and cooler. like a character in an anime who gets up anyway, no matter what.” 

then he insists on decorating your mobility aids with googly eyes and doodle stickers cause “it’s armor now. i’m your sidekick. beep beep.” 

michael kaiser

he acts unbothered in public, but he absolutely loses it behind the scenes when he sees an article titled, “Can a Pro Like Kaiser Settle for Someone Like Her?” 

“settle for– oh okay. okay. no one tell my manager i’m about to commit slander with a side of defamation.” 

you find him aggressively typing in a notes app. “dear anonymous hater from 'SoccerDailyBuzz': how does it feel knowing you could never even get a date with her, much less someone who calls you ‘baby’ while making espresso at 6 AM?” 

turns his anger into sarcasm but also kisses your shoulder after every sentence to calm himself down. 

“i didn’t fall in love with your pain, but i fell in love with the way you live through it. your stubbornness, your fire, the way you still make fun of me even when you’re hurting. that’s what makes you beautiful, you know? wait, that sounds so cheesy.” 

he makes a point to show you off even more. red carpet? he’s holding your hand the whole way, mobility aid and all. interview? he’s saying “my girlfriend is the strongest person i know” before anyone even asks. 

he sees your worth so clearly. and he makes damn sure everyone else does, too. 

itoshi sae

sae’s already got a reputation for being cold and unbothered, so people are shocked when he’s openly soft around you. 

he doesn’t do PDA or gush about you on TV, but the way he always slows his pace to walk beside you, carries your bag without a word, and makes sure you’re seated comfortably before interviews, it’s noticed. and, of course, dissected. 

you show him a headline that says, “What’s Sae Itoshi Doing With Someone Who Can’t Even Keep Up?” 

and he reads it with a completely neutral expression, then tosses your phone face-down on the table and goes, “well, that’s funny. you seem to keep up just fine when you’re lecturing me at 2 AM about leaving the stove on.” 

you burst out laughing, but he looks at you with the tiniest furrow in his brow. “does it bother you?” he asks quietly. 

you admit it hurts a little. and he just nods, slides over, and presses his forehead to yours. 

“they don’t get to know you. they don’t see how hard you fight. how much you endure. they don’t see you the way i do. and that’s their loss.” 

next time you two are seen in public, he’s the one walking with your cane slung over his shoulder like a sword. the caption on the paparazzi pic reads: “new accessory or relationship statement?” yes. yes to both.

itoshi rin

rin already hates the media, so this gives him another reason to despise them. 

when someone tweets, “idk i just think it’s weird for a high-performing athlete to date someone who can’t even do sports,” he literally glares at your phone like it personally insulted him. 

“what the hell does that even mean. i can’t do ballet, but i’m not out here judging people who can.” 

he’s blunt, but he’s furious on your behalf. he’s also the type to go down the rabbit hole of comments and get angrier by the second. 

when you try to downplay it – “it’s fine, i’m used to it” – he looks at you like you just said gravity isn’t real. 

“don’t do that. don’t act like you have to take it just because people are cruel. they’re wrong.” 

then, more softly: “you’re… more than what your body lets you do. and i fell in love with you, not your physical stats.” 

rin shows his love by doing things for you. adjusting your seat. finding the best accessible routes. learning how to help without hovering. 

someone once asked him in an interview, “how does your girlfriend feel about not being able to travel as easily to your matches?” 

rin deadpans: “she’s the reason i win. so unless you’d like to speak directly to my motivation, maybe pick a better question next time.” 

isagi yoichi

isagi is the type who genuinely doesn’t understand how people can be so heartless. 

like he reads one awful comment and goes, “... do they think you’re not allowed to be loved?” with genuine confusion in his voice. 

he’s devastated that you saw it. “you shouldn’t have to read stuff like that. i promise i’ll protect you from it all.” 

you shrug and tell him you’re used to it, and he immediately goes into ‘motivational team captain’ mode. 

“you being used to it doesn’t mean you have to accept it. people suck. you’re brilliant, and funny, and beautiful, and strong in a way most people will never understand. and you don’t have to prove your worth to anyone.” 

he holds your hand tighter when you’re out in public. makes a habit of stopping to adjust your pace so you’re never rushed. 

also, he subtly drags anyone who says anything ableist during interviews. 

“a lot of people think strength is just about running or scoring goals, but i’ve learned from my partner that real strength is showing up every day, even when your body fights you. that’s the kind of strength i look up to.” 

cue the internet sobbing. cue you sobbing. cue him also sobbing because he made you cry and didn’t mean to. 

© 𝐤𝐱𝐬𝐚𝐠𝐢

[hamzahsbaby]

ok so for the angst maybe like a fake rumor gets out that hamzahs cheating on reader and then reader starts to believe it and ends things without his explanation and then they meet a few months later and lots of arguing and stuff idk what else but yeh sorry this is all i can explain 😭🙏

warnings/notes: angst! hamzah lowk kinda mean at first, but he redeems himself, happy ending cause i need y/n happy ^_^ i give absolutely no explanation to the rumor …

"are you really going to believe some stupid fucking rumor you heard online?" hamzah threw his hands in the air, you'd never seen him this upset before. "like," he rubbed his forehead, pacing in front of you as you sat at his kitchen table. "seriously?"

"well you weren't doing anything to stop it from spreading!" you snapped, your voice shaky from adrenaline. you and hamzah had been going at it for a good 15 minutes now, neither of you wanting to back down. "you didn't fucking care that it upset me!" you felt a warm tear roll down your cheek, your body replaying exactly how you felt the first time you and hamzah had this argument, except that time you ended things and left without any explanation.

now, a few months later you were back in his kitchen, everything was the same, but maybe a but messier, you weren't exactly sure. red and blue even greeted you at the door when you came in, they missed you sneakily giving them treats whenever hamzah wasn't looking, or giving them endless cuddles after hamzah would push them away for the night.

"was i supposed to dedicate a whole video to some stupid rumor made about me? is that what you wanted?" his yells were even louder and more condescending. you rolled your eyes, "there's no sense in even talking to you if you're not going to hear me out." you got up from the kitchen chair, grabbing your keys from the table. "i knew it was fucking stupid coming over here." you made your way towards the front door, jaw clenched, tears falling down your face, heartbroken for a second time, but still you desperately wanted hamzah to stop you from walking out that door. so desperately.

"wait." his voice was much softer this time around. "i'm sorry." he grabbed your wrist. "i'm sorry okay?" his fingers gently unwrapped themselves from around your wrist. that was the first time he'd touched you in months. it was the kind of touch that screamed 'please don't leave' without having to say it.

"i should have done more, you're right." hamzah leaned against the counter, running his fingers through his hair. "i was just upset," he sighed, tears welting up in his eyes, now he was the one reliving his emotions. "you up and left like i didn't mean anything to you. like all of this was for nothing." his voice cracked, mentally going back to the day you decided you were done, no note, no text, no call, just gone. but you still lingered in his apartment; your smell on his pillows, your hair ties all over the place, and even that stupid cracked mug you insisted on keeping because 'it deserved a home too'. it was all still there. so while you got to leave and move on, he didn't.

"do you think i just never thought of you or something?" you sighed, "you're all i thought- you're all i think about." you corrected yourself. "and you didn't even reach out." another tear fell, this time hamzah wiped it before you could do it yourself, his hands were sweaty and clammy. "well you didn't exactly leave room to do that." hamzah nervously played with his curls. "well you could have tried." anger started stirring up in your stomach again. "you could have done something."

"i didn't know how." he admitted, his voice was soft. "i've never loved someone the way i love you. i didn't want to ruin us completely." his eyes were glossed over, he looked so desperate and innocent. "do you still love me?" he asked.

"i never stopped hamzah."

[captain-huggy-bear]

hi Lottie!!! congratulations on 1k!!

could i request "such a good girl f'me." and "we can take things slow if you want?" with kess or keller?

I've been really struggling to write smut lately, I guess I'm more of a fluff writer? Idk, but someone reassure me that this isn't crap and is actually good smut because I have no confidence with this stuff <3 18+ MDNI / NSFW - Oral (fem receiving), mildly possessive talk, Clay is a little desperate and needy as fuck lol 1000 Followers Celly Finished Requests are currently closed while I work through current ones <3 Writing Masterlist

You're clearly nervous, sat crossed legged at the head of his bed, pillows propped up against the headboard behind you. You're gnawing at your lip so much that Clay can't help but pull it from between your teeth, thumb smoothing over the skin to check you haven't bitten it completely raw. The contact causes a hitch in your breath as you hold it for a moment, eyes locked on his, wide and trusting, nervous but willing.

It has him aching in two completely different ways. His heart aches a little, in that affectionate kind of way that tells him he's definitely falling in love with you, despite the newness of your relationship, aching with affection because you trust him so much. Meanwhile, his dick throbs just as much because shit...you really trust him, you trust him so much that it doesn't matter that you're nervous or that you're unsure of what you're doing because you trust him to make you feel good, to take care of you.

Clay's palm slips down to cup the front of your throat, long fingers pressing gently into the skin, a reassuring weight as you breathe out shakily at him, throat bobbing underneath his palm.

"We can take things slow if you want?" He means it. He doesn't want to rush you, it's been a few months, what's a few more? You don't need to sleep with him for him to want you or like you, you don't need to do anything but be you. He's been in this for the long hall since the moment you smiled at him.

"I want to...just nervous." God, you want him. There's not a man on earth who's hotter to you than Clayton Keller and every time you see him it has your heart pounding. You want him so bad, bad enough you're already wet and all he's done is kiss you sweetly. But, it's new and it's scary and it's been a while since anyone took you on a date let alone kissed you, the idea of having sex with Clay is both exciting and terrifying.

"We can stop whenever you want, just say the word, okay?"

You nod, no words, just big eyes watching him, tongue wetting your bottom lip, but it's not enough for Clay. He needs to hear you say it, needs to hear that you'll stop him if you want to because he doesn't want to hurt you, he doesn't want to make you uncomfortable.

"Use your words, sweet girl, need to hear you say it."

"Okay, whenever I want we can stop, I just have to say." You repeat it like rote learning but you do understand, you really do and you're thankful, it has your shoulders relaxing a little bit further because you know Clay means it, you know he won't go past what you want.

"Such a good girl f'me."

Your cheeks and neck grow hot under is touch, a fiery heat from the rush of blood to your cheeks and it gives you away, a little reminder to call you that again stored into the back of his mind as he watches you. He's calculating, assessing, eyes catching the way your hips wriggle in place at his words, how you shift when his grip on your throat tightens just a touch.

The realisation that you really want him breaks some sort of restraint in him, he's not harsh by any means but there's no hesitation this time when Clay slants his mouth over yours and swallows your whines. There's no hesitation as he leans you back and crawls over you, no hesitation when he opens his mouth to you, tongue tangling with your own as your hands creep into his hair, tugging tentatively at first, cautious before gaining confidence as he presses his hard-on into you, a reminder that he wants you, wants this.

A hand slides under your shirt, over your tummy to cup your boob over your bra, his hips slotting with yours, your legs locking behind the small of his back as Clay rocks against you. You feel like a horny teenager, soaking wet, slick from a couple of rocks of his hips and a few deep kisses but that's Clay...just looking at him turns you on, you shouldn't be surprised.

"Is this okay, baby?" He asks a hairsbreadth away from your lips, nose brushing against your own. His voice is raspy, strained like he's trying to maintain a certain level of control as his hand reaches for the button of your jeans, stopping and waiting.

"Please, Clay..." You've learnt your lesson this time. No nods, no non-verbal communication, just simple and clear, as you help him to shuck your jeans down your hips and off you entirely.

Clay wastes zero time getting his own clothes off until he's left in his boxers, chain hitting the tan skin of his chest in away that just draws your attention, eyes unable to decide where to settle because Jesus...he's so beautiful. Boxers slung slow, bulge pressing against the fabric, hands, arms, all of it....and he wants you...

"I don't get it?"

"Mmm, don't get what, sweet girl?" He's careful as he comes back to you, settling between your legs with ease, arms wrapping around your hips as he rests a cheek on your tummy and looks up at you. No rush, even he throbs in his boxers, even as that wet spot on your panties calls his name.

"That you want me...I'm just...me."

"That's exactly why I want you, baby, fuck, you're gorgeous..." He sits himself up after pressing a kiss to your tummy, large hands, that ring gleaming, slide up your body reverently, like worship. They trail up until one finds your throat again, a familiar hold, as the other lands beside your head to support him as he leans over you, swallowing your senses. "You're mine..." Clay presses a delicate, loving kiss to your lips, slowly, warm, like honey, "and I'm so fucking lucky, baby...fuck, you don't know what you do to me, huh?" He punctuates his point with a hard grind against you, bulge catching your clit through your panties in a way that has you gasping against his mouth, twitching, sensitive.

You're so fucking sensitive and it just makes him hungry for you in a way that he's not really felt before. Sure he's wanted women before, sure, but this? This insatiable need to touch you, taste you, all while caring more about you than himself? That's...that's new.

"Can I taste you, baby? Please...fuck, let me eat you out, please?" He's practically begging like he's asking you to do something for him and not the other way around.

The please is barely out of your mouth before he's sliding down the bed to rest on his stomach between your legs, hands hastily pulling your panties off, moaning at the sight of the slick spot on the fabric, evidence you want him, evidence you want this.

He'd like to say there was a delicate sort of build up. He'd like to say that he pressed kisses over your thighs, warmed you up to his touches, but he doesn't. God, he can't, not when he's that close, not when your cunt is glistening with your arousal, not when you smell so fucking good.

He dives in like he's a man starved, mouth over you so suddenly that your hips jump, legs boxing in his ears, trapping him between your thighs. Clay's arms come over your stomach, pressing down to keep you there as you shift restlessly under him.

You taste so fucking good that he can't help the way he groans against you, tongue sliding over your slit, dipping in and collecting as much slick into his mouth as he can. You're wriggling, moaning above him with each touch of his tongue across your cunt, with the way he brings a thumb down to circle your clit. He's relentless, hungry. He doesn't stop. Not when your legs tighten around him like you might crush him there. Not when your fingers dig in to his hair and pull harsh enough to make him hiss. He can't because this is it, this is what he wants. You pliant, writhing back against his bed, your slick in his mouth, your moans and whimpers in his ears.

"Too much, Clay....s' too much."

"Want me to stop?" He pulls away only briefly, just enough to watch you shake your head vehemently even as you twitch, oversensitive, unused to the feeling. "You can do this, baby, just gotta let go for me, honey, yeah? Think you can do that?" Your moan tells him you'll try and it's more than enough to have him diving back in, mouth sealing over your clit and sucking almost cruelly as he slips a finger inside you, crooking until he finds that spongy spot that has your body jerking like you've been electrocuted.

That coil in your stomach keeps tightening, hips jerking involuntarily, throat raw from moaning as you arch off the bed, as that dam breaks and pleasure shoots through your entire body. Clay doesn't stop when you start cumming. He keeps going, milking your orgasm, working you through it until you're too sensitive, hands pushing him away.

He's debauched, a sinful sight when he comes up for air, chin gleaming with your slick, pupils blown wide, cheeks red and flushed, hair all over the place. It makes you moan again, clit pulsing as if your body wants to go again even when it feels too much, too sensitive.

Clay wipes his chin clear on his arm, crawling up your body.

"Enough for tonight?"

You nod, breathless and sensitive and Clay doesn't question it, doesn't complain. "You...you didn't..."

"Who says I didn't?" His cheeks brighten further at the admission, your eyes slipping down to catch on the big wet spot on his boxers because fuck, he'd cum in his own pants just from eating you out and that was...god, that's hot.

He doesn't try to push you to do anything else, just curls around you for a few moments, face pressing into your shoulder, hands smoothing over your skin, ignoring the discomfort of wet boxers in favour of bringing you back down to earth. It firms up that trust you have in him until it's so solid nothing could shake it. This man who waits, this man who cares about you enough to be happy with eating you out and cumming in his own boxers, a man who doesn't demand more from you when you're twitching like a livewire.

Safe.

That's the word that Clay embodies.

Safe.

[addictao3]

YOU ONOW WHAT YIME IT IS. FTM!DILF!READER (⚠️some weird scent kink, a wee bit of predator x prey, mentioned dry humping and mentioned mpreg cause yk… mpreg is canon. I should know. Also idk how to write trans people getting freaky(despite being trans) so- I’ll just write it like how I’d go about it.)

It’s been years since you had a full house. I mean your pups were all grown up and busy. Only coming around holidays really. It’s nice. Having your house filled. The sounds of these men remind you of home. Long before. When you first had your pups. You’re shocked out of your state when a pillow is flung to your face. The pillow smells like Cigarettes and faux cherries. It’s ghosts.

“Shit- sorry dude!” Gaz yelps out as he runs away from ghost. You sigh heavily. Then you notice something else the deep scent of something salty. Something so Ghostly your nose twitches. You miss Gaz’ smirk.

Ghost walks into the room and sees the dreaded pillow in your arms. His shudder is almost unnoticeable. Almost. He stumbles a bit then smoothens out. He walks to you quickly. Grabbing the pillow and holding it close to his chest.

“Fuckin Gaz- gonn’ stuff sharp twigs up his arse.” He grumbles out. You step closer to him. Your head tilting. Ghost just stares at you. Like he’s a deer frozen in your gaze. You lick your lips.

“Ghost~.” You purr out leaning towards him. You are taller than him. One of the few people he met(‘other than that Austrian bastard’ he thinks) that can Litterally look down at him. “What do you use that pillow for.” You smirk. Your tone teasing the wraith hybrid. Ghost licks his lips under the medical mask he wore off duty. He swallows briefly before looking past you.

“Jus’ some pers’nal time is’all.” He mutters. Your smirk becomes wicket as you push him against the wall. You lick your lips.

“Next time invite me~” you laugh out. “I wanna see yeah?” You mock his British tone. Then within a moment his medical mask is torn off and you two are kissing.

Grinding on eachother in the kitchen, your large hands on his hips. With every movement his erection nudged against your enlarged clit. Wet gasps were spilling from Ghosts throat.

“Ah- cmon’ p’ease.” He whines out after a harsh rut of your hips. Just when he smells like he’s about to cum- the saltiness of his Pre fills the air you’re interrupted by a cough. Its Price.

“Not where we eat please.” He says with a teasing smirk. He knows he’s cockblocking. You grumble before you move yourself away. Ghost tries to grab onto you but you bat his hands away.

“Fuckin’ cock blocker.” You hiss out as you walk away. The last thing you know is ghosts loud moan, the scent of cum and prices satisfied smile.

(I can NAWT believe that yall were cockblocked…… oh no……😼)

[tea-cat-arts]

tbhx omegaverse headcanon (might delete later idk)

Ground rule/ what brand of omegaverse are we working with: 

Omega

experiences heats (effects of which vary depending on circumstances and the individual)

has scent glands and can detect/respond to other scents

builds nests (comfy pile with stuff that smells good + has stuff with their packs scents in them. They're a designated safe spot and important in maintaining an omega’s mental health)

Can form both pack and mating bonds. 

On average, omegas smell sweeter. 

All omegas self lubricate and can take knots relatively easily

Stereotyped as agreeable

Alphas

Experiences ruts (effects of which vary depending on circumstances and the individual)

Has scent glands and can detect/respond to other scents

Territorial/ tends to guard anyone or anything they scent mark as theirs 

Can form mating and pack bonds 

On average, tend to have more intense smells

All alphas can knot 

Public tends to view them as either the cool guy orientation or a rabid animal 

Tend to be stereotyped as aggressive (and how that's perceived really depends on whether or not the alpha can stay calm while being aggressive)

Beta

Doesn't experience heats or ruts

Scents glands are small if they have any at all 

Can detect scents if its something they actively work on, but they won't have any sort of instinctual reaction to them 

Can't form mating bonds, can form pack bonds

Tend to be (unfairly) viewed as untrustworthy 

Despite the bad rep, they're vital in fields where you have to heavily interact with people (especially in the medical field since their muted scents make them less likely to trigger others) 

Secondary sex is more of a behavioral thing and can change over time

Ngl, I haven't decided how genitalia works in this au

Trust value/ public perception can change someone's secondary sex

By default, 80% of the population would be betas. However, trust values skewed those numbers and caused most people who would be betas naturally to develop another secondary sex (leaving more like 10-20% of the population as betas)

Despite how much value society puts on scents, most people have to wear scent patches/mufflers (or in more extreme circumstances, blockers) for society to function. Like, you can’t have 100 alphas accidentally marking the same lamp post as their spot

Scent blockers can be necessary (ex: in medical settings where a doctor's scent could trigger a patient) but should only be used over short periods as they seal off the pores in the scent glands and overuse can cause oils to build up and lead to infection 

Scent glands are on the wrists and neck. The wrist ones are considered a casual spot but the neck ones are considered incredibly intimate 

Scent deprivation is a thing and it's basically like if you don't have access to safe scents, your brain feels like its in solitary confinement (with all the side effects that come from that) regardless of whether or not you're actually alone. hierarchy of who's most likely to suffer from it: Omegas who live alone > mated omegas > mated alphas > non-mated alphas > omegas with a pack > betas

Heat and rut blockers also exist, however, it's a really idea to use them over extended periods of time since heats/ruts are needed to produce certain hormones in alphas/omegas. Long term usage can lead to hospitalization

Mate bonding- it's like marriage but not legally binding and involves biting and a psychic link with partners where they can kinda sense each other's emotions (even from a distance)

Pack bonding is just people living in the same space and sharing scents (the latter part is more important. Like, a bunch of people placed in the same college dorm wouldn’t inherently be a pack but friends living together and sharing clothes or blankets or chilling on a couch together regularly probably would be a pack)

Nice:

Omega mostly because I like the angst potential

Doesn't let the public know his secondary gender at all, but his fans want him to be an alpha. All of this is fucking with his hormones 

Has a nest in Wreck's apartment, but stopped nesting after moving to hero tower. The combination of not having any scents but his own around + general stress and anxiety + OCD making him feel like his nest is never perfect enough kinda just made it impossible for him

On heavy scent blockers and heat suppressants 

He used to only wear scent patches in public but he started wearing them in private when Moon moved in 

In general he makes sure he and his space smell like absolutely nothing. He's gotten both scent gland infections and scent deprivation sickness because of this

Bonded mates with Wreck and terrified that the public thinking he's dating Moon will lead to his mark fading

When he's not actively destroying his body he smells like apricots, cinnamon, and honey 

Gets partially exposed as an omega after an incident where his body kinda just quit on him (and Wreck may or may not have made a pretty big public scene trying to get to him), then just confirmed it himself after he got out of the hospital to prevent any more speculation. 

Wreck:

Alpha but people probably assume he's a Beta most of the time (except when he's pretending to be a villain) 

Public assumes he and Nice are two alphas fighting over an omega. The public is wrong

Incredibly picky about what scents end up in his apartment and gets pretty upset if anyone but Nice's or his own ends up in there

The fact that he can't smell Nice at all but Moon's scent is always kinda around stresses him the fuck out

Smells like plum, nutmeg, and cinnamon 

Also nervous about the whole “the public might make the mating mark disappear” thing

Cuz of the mate bond, he'd probably realize Nice was in trouble before things got to the point of no return

Like, in canon, he threatened to kill Moon when no one would tell him where Nice was… he'd probably do worse if he was getting a psychic sos from Nice and wasn't allowed to see him 

Post Nice hospitalization incident, he proves to the public that the villain thing was an act (except the part where he caused a bunch of damage trying to get to Nice). He ends up in a weird place with the public cuz they’re glad he exposed Treemans shady activities but nervous cuz now he’s being hostile towards the public for real

Moon

Alpha and pissed the public thinks she's an omega 

Her scent keeps changing and she can't mark out any sort of territory in the apartment since Nice keeps cleaning everything and she's gonna flip a table

She smells like coffee, dark chocolate, and chilis. The treeman group makes her wear some honey scented perfume so that she smells more “omega-like” and she hates it

The public's perception kinda caused her to develop some omega habits like nesting (and not being able to nest in Nice's apartment is yet another cause of stress)

Pre-girlfriendification, she had the reputation of being like the cheerful, safe alpha (a fact that she was pretty proud of) 

A lot of her old fans are confused on why people think she’s an omega (and she's incredibly thankful for them since they're what let her stay an alpha)

Probably wanted to strangle Miss J after learning all the details on wrice because why the hell did she think separating a mated pair and forcing a stranger alpha into the omega's nest area would end well

Moon gets a happy ending in this au and gets to go back to travel blogging/ small crime fighting after everyone decides to come clean (but this time, she has her and Lin Ling's apartment to go back to)

Lin Ling

Assumed to be a Beta since he doesn't experience heats or ruts, but he does have his own scent

He just smells like mint 

Pretty good at detecting others scents 

Has a sorta pseudo nest that he's not that serious about

He's never really bothered to question his secondary gender but boy does the public

In this au, I think he'd get picked up for heroism as a body double for Nice while the real one is in the hospital. 

He was mostly there to be a placeholder until Nice was in a position to make a decision about how he wanted to proceed with hero work, but (much to Miss J’s annoyance) all four of them just decide to come clean about everything. Nice takes a major hit to his reputation but stays a hero, Wreck gets to be a hero on a technicality (public knows he’ll save them because he’s helping Nice + people who live in the same neighborhood as him/ interact with him regularly like him), Moon gets to go do her thing, and Lin Ling gets to be #10 hero.

The public doesn’t believe Lin Ling is a beta, but the online discourse never came to a conclusion on “what he actually is,” so it doesn’t really affect him. 

He’s mostly just vibing but he’d probably be down to become an omega if it meant Moon could mate-bite him

Miss J

Beta

Can pick up on smells but is good at gaslighting people into thinking she can’t 

Smells like antibacterial soap. People assume she's doing it on purpose but no, she's not. She just smells like that

Enlighter

Alpha but the public is praying on his downfall/ wants him to be a Beta

Started his investigation on Nice because he thought it was weird the guy had no scent at all

Probably doesn’t bother with scent mufflers, leading to a pretty bad first impression with most people. 

Smells aggressively like old spice

Firm Man

Beta, but forced to become an alpha after becoming a hero and he hates it

Finds all the smells overstimulating 

Gets to go back to being a beta after retiring 

I’d like to think he gets to be in a pack with Wolf Girl post retirement 

Smells like spearmint and eucalyptus 

Wolf Girl

Omega 

The fact that she wasn’t conforming with the whole “omegas are agreeable” thing was part of why bullies targeted her

Smells like peach green tea

Yang Cheng

Idk what he’ll be later but he sure as hell is starting as a beta

[foureyedfella]

☆ It was ages since I made the headcanon poll but like I was still shaking in my boots about it but you know what I'll just post it and like close my eyes...

☆ Also incoming looooong yap.

Here's my Don Flamenco HC'S! (Well, generally how I draw about him anyways)

❗❗ CW: ableism, general distress, homophobia, ED ❗❗

☆ Because I cant physically shake away "Don" meaning literally Señor or Sir, his name is Santiago Alvarez. Why he chose to use a surname that's used for like older people? Idk he is just that sure of himself 💀 he commands respect people!

☆Already rewriting the canon and we literally have so little of that 😭

☆He's Spanish and Mexican 🇪🇸🇲🇽! Being Spanish from his mothers side and being Mexican from his fathers side

☆ He is an affair baby 💔 his father, Lorenzo Alvarez, was considered a good enough father, but not exactly a good husband. Camila Alvarez ended up having an affair with Lorenzo due to the troubles arising in their marriage, and she had it with Mateo Flores.

☆ While Camila did end up confessing the affair to Lorenzo, and they were able to make amends and seek counseling, the affair did result in Camila getting pregnant.

☆ This did not waver Lorenzo's dedication to the child though, as he would raise the kid as his regardless of not being his child by blood.

☆ Mateo was not even aware of Camila's marital status, and while he respects that Camila and Lorenzo worked it out, he was still completely dedicated and ready to raise the child as his and he was not willing to give that up.

☆ So Don has 2 dads, and while he lived with Lorenzo and Camila, he visited Mexico often in order to be with Mateo. (Every summer guaranteed, sometimes Mateo would gather enough money to bring him for some holidays ^_^)

☆ He also has 2 sisters:

Esperanza Alvarez, who is 4 years older than Don- and Paloma Alvarez, who is 6 years older than Don.

☆ Currently (Don being 23, Esperanza being 27, Paloma being 29), Paloma is a civil lawyer and Esperanza is a freelance artist

☆ As far as childhood goes, it was messy for Don to say the least

☆ He has audhd which wasn't diagnosed until his adulthood, since his family isn't one to believe in mental health topics or neurodivergency, all they know is that depression does exist but can only be diagnosed to people who went through tragedies and stuff like that.

☆ On top of that it became harder to accept that he had autism due to not showing "common traits" for autistic people, seeing as he was extroverted, loved engaging in conversations and was not like shy or put off by eye contact, so on and so forth.

☆ In reality he often masked to put on a persona, as a lot of interests that he would grow attached to made him look weird and pushed people off and he would rather have people like him than put them off, even if it made him really upset that he didn't feel understood

☆ with adhd he was just told that children are "always hyper" and impulsive and that behavior goes away over time (which of course it didnt). Most of his symptoms were often just oversimplified and not made to be seen as a big deal or signs of neurodivergency

☆ His behavior and visible symptoms just landed him into trouble with his parents, more specifically Lorenzo, who opted that you can discipline those actions out of a child. This left Don constantly masking and leaving him overstimulated often (which makes him physically ill, giving him a pins and needles feeling all over his body and an upset stomach), needing to decompress in silence in his room until he was no longer in pain

☆ His family, more of the side in Spain like Lorenzo and Camila, were pretty closed minded in general. While Lorenzo was the type of father to be encouraging of Don and what he persues, he would make it very clear as to what things would be okay for Don to do. He's very emotionally receptive when it came to sports and more masculine hobbies, giving praises to his son for tackling sports. But if Don showed any interests in the arts, fashion, or dance it was immediately flagged as an issue. Any of these expressed interests would have Lorenzo not outright deny him of doing those things, but shame him for doing so, calling him maricón, fino, partido, and pato as means to embarrass him from participating in hobbies that could make him "look gay" or less masculine.

☆ This was different in Mexico however, as Mateo was more open minded and he always made sure to reassure Don in whatever he does. While he did not understand why Don would express his interests in "weird ways" he would try to sit with him and understand what he was interested about (Don spoke like a jet engine as a kid when he wasnt masking lol)

☆ from a general standpoint, the back and forth between family members would leave him disoriented. The trip from Oaxaca, Mexico to Madrid, Spain and vise versa would be around 12 hours on plane, in which by 14 years old he would take alone for the family to save costs, and they were often overstimulating and overwhelming, with no one there to help him through his nerves.

☆ Despite his struggles with travel, he loved going to Mexico to spend the summer with Mateo! Mateo would listen to him the most and wasn't as judgemental towards things he didnt understand.

☆ Don had his problems when living in both countries though. When he was in Mexico, he was often pushed aside because people looked at him as believing that Don thought he was "too good for them" because of being Spaniard. Meanwhile in Spain, he felt an isolation in the back of his mind, knowing he technically was not his fathers son. He also felt anxiety from trying to make his dad happy, seeing as he felt he would need to work harder to make up for not being blood related.

☆ Most of the things that Don did was in order to make his dads happy. Ironically, Don got into bullfighting to make Mateo happy. Due to the more lenient laws for minors to bullfight in Mexico (as compared to Spain where adults can only partake in), he would start bullfighting in Mexico during those summers he was there, and eventually when he was 18, he could transfer his skills to bullfighting in Spain.

☆ He at least felt some comfort in knowing that whatever he would pursue, Mateo would show him very clear visual and audible positive feedback. This was a lot more difficult for Lorenzo though, as his positive feedback was not clear to Don and he had a hard time reading what emotion Lorenzo would show towards him.

☆ Don does boxing for Lorenzo, if that in your face Spain attire wasn't enough to convince you on that matter 😭 while Don does really enjoy boxing and bullfighting, there is still that lingering thought of "doing it for them" which strains him to be his absolute best.

☆ Another problem he faced growing up was the perception of himself by others, which seemed to constantly see-saw depending on where he was. In Spain, his family, specifically Lorenzo, would call attention to him being chunky or "fuller" (which mainly was concentrated on his face, baby fat face 🥺). He would spend his time in Spain trying to lose that weight in order to not get comments about it. In Mexico, it's quite literally the opposite, they call him incredibly skinny, saying he needs to put meat on his bones. This back and forth that he was stuck in would lead him to have an extremely warped image of himself, which he still continues to have.

☆ This would also lead to Don developing abnormal anorexia nervosa, building habits that would make sure he is directly "in the middle" so both families will not have anything negative to say about his body, and he continues to suffer from it. A lot of his perception on his body depends entirely on how others view him and he heavily relies on the input on others about how he physically presents himself. This carries into friendships, relationships and pretty much any circle that would have a need to speak on his body, like sports as well

☆Don did/does love his family a lot even despite the flaws that are present from both sides. While Lorenzo is a tough guy to try and please, when Don does please him, it's a very gratifying feeling to know he made his dad proud. His mom also tends to spoil him. When Lorenzo scolds him,  hes running to mama he don't care 💀 even now, if anything is happening in Don's life, his mom is the first to know the chisme. His sisters are also incredibly clingy and super sugary and corny when it comes to Don, constantly smothering him in hugs and kisses when he is around, even now, they do not care he is grown that is their baby brother! 

☆ His love for his family is so strong that he tends to turn a blind eye at the genuine problems and trauma that he faced as a kid, since they're all so nice to him theres no way they are to blame for the mental and physical struggles he still deals with. He often gets defensive about it too, and genuine constructive opinions expressed about them causes him to lash out. While he comes off as extremely harsh and bratty for doing so, it's his only defense and what makes him feel okay about still having a connection with his family even after all his struggles, you have to always depend on your family after all.

☆ There is also a balance when it comes to the two dads, and Mateo isnt some total pushover 💀 Machismo is pretty prominent for Don's family in Spain, so by the time Don started getting around with girls, Lorenzo was literally encouraging of it- he could see a different girl in his house the following week and be like "haha that's my son". This does NOT slide with Mateo, if Don isn't home before sundown and he spots him with a girl just to spend the night, he is absolutely scolding him 💀 pulled by the ear in front of his girl type stuff 😭

☆ Seeing as Don lived prominently in Spain, he pretty much leaned into being a womanizer there, but a total saint in Mexico 🙏🏼

Just some hcs to throw in that dont have a placement really:

☆ Growing up, he liked the nickname Tiago because it made him feel so epic and cool, but like people did not call him that 😭 his sisters called him Titi, Lorenzo called him Cacheton (chubby cheeks), and anyone who spoke to him in Mexico called him Huecitos (Bones)

☆ He is hypoglycemic (got it from Mateo) and also has hypoglycemia unawareness, so while his symptoms are visible to others he will not initially react to them.

☆ He is a scream laugh guy, you said something funny? Every circuit just heard this mans scream of a laugh

☆ his special interest is perfumes/colognes and beanie boos and beanie babies that he thinks "match" that perfume/cologne

☆ ASMR, specifically food centered ones, make him physically gag/ sick until the sounds can leave his head

☆ Trust that Don loves Mateo with all his heart, but the male pattern baldness came from him 💀 hes like how can you do this to me. Added stress also did not help his hair thinning 😭

☆ he is pretty bratty and stuck up, he believes he is allowed to be after letting himself be put so low as a kid so now he will be rude and act like a brat as a treat 💀

☆ He is a big sensory person, he could be walking down a busy street and could catch a whiff of an extremely specific smell and suddenly have an overwhelming memory from it

☆ Also very particular about food in general, he cooks because he feels reassured and confident knowing that he knows everything that is in the dish since he made it.

☆ Health and beauty nut, hes got that 15 step skin care routine before bed on LOCK do not play with him about that. (But he smokes so like 🤩 that's not counterintuitive at all what do you mean /sar)

Here are some drawings I have about him + the fam that I was holding off on posting until now

☆ Parenting style is a little- different to say the least

The fam!!!

Teen Flamenco bullfighting 😁

☆ That's the long yap whoops.. thanks for sticking around and reading! :,)

[clandestineivory]

hey fleurrrrrr

it's me, the demon (you know who)

can I request smth about Shadow Milk's canonical fragile body? Like- what do you think he'd do and stuff idk

(✿ﾟ▽ﾟ)ノ anon btw and you know who I am

okay (my fingers hurt but what the hell it's smc and I'm ready to work)

Shadow Milk Cookie Headcanons: "Fragile."

Summary: I think the crisis of arthritis is affecting me now because oh my lord my hands hurt like hell (it's been happening to my family for so long and I'm next nawww) I had to go do some digging about this and yknow what "(✿ﾟ▽ﾟ)ノ anon"? This is gonna be some extra headcanons because I need a redo and I think he's so wet cat coded with that fuck-ass haircut

Warning: Swearing (i fear it was obvious), bad grammar, possible ooc, lazy. So very lazy. a/n: I'm tired after finishing a sewing project and having to deal with 3 google slide presentations (chat I'm COOKED) I don't wanna talk abt 9/11 and then about Frida Kahlo and THEN about Kaumuali'i like how does this even happen to me

He should've been voiced by a vocaloid but nobody's ready to hear my weird opinion (no hate to the va though i love his talent)

I think he'd put on a front about how he's so strong and mighty and smart (and I can admit that he's smart), but c'mon. Look at him. He uses magic more than he uses his legs to walk.

Do you think he wonders why the Witch baked him like that though- just a fleeting thought that comes up from time to time when he's actually siting on a solid surface. His power lies in intellect, illusion, and psychological manipulation, not brawn. Not like Burning Spice Cookie (who definitely has some smarts of his own, I promise you. ruthless and calculating muscular men my beloved)

He might even tell himself it doesn’t matter, really! That he redefined his own purpose, made him a better version of what he used to be! (But the slight doubt lingers. Of course the Master of Deceit can act and pretend so much so that he forgot what was real behind the glamour and theatricals)

I think he'd use magic to cheat his way out of doing most physical stuff. It's as easy as breathing, so why would he want to take the harder, more taxing way? Sounds boring, doesn't it?

Anyways I think he's allergic to bleach

And honestly, look at him. Does he really look like the typa cookie to be strong (physically)?

He'd probably be wobbly on his legs when he actually has to stand and walk around yknow.

Leans against the wall and pretends to act all mysterious but he's probably SLUMPED against that thing oml get this guy some crutches or make him use his staff RIGHT (or steal GingerBrave's cane idk)

He smells atrocious when left in humid weather for a long time (he becomes like spoiled milk and rotten blueberries. He can't visit Burning Spice for long because of that lmao. keep him away from the deserts PLEASE or else he'll turn into YOGURT)

The type to tolerate 4 bottles of berry juice (or 6 1/2 if he's in a pissy mood) and then go on and on about what it was like being the Fount of Knowledge while trying to crawl into a portal and sleep (or die inside, either one)

Probably the Cookie version of anemic and that's why he hates physical work (literally me)

Music tastes range from a whole orchestra or piano (but I feel as though he'd enjoy opera singing quite a bit. He's over a thousand years old stuck in that body. let the old grandpa in him have some joy that isn't immediately about psychological tormenting others lmao /j I know he has other hobbies I swear)

Calls most of the Ancients 'youngsters' jokingly or 'old' depending on the time of day (peepaw shadow milk go back to bed please and stop calling these guys old)

This headcanon is probably ooc and y'all can beat my ass:

I think he judges whoever he meets and categorizes them as specific chess pieces.

For example -> Black Sapphire and Candy Apple? Rooks. Helpful, ready to serve. Maybe Bishops, but they're being quite genuine when it comes to helping the Master of Deceit. Queens? -> Shadow Milk Cookie himself! (moves in all directions, can easily change the tide of the game when released, quite popular), Burning Spice (same thing but way more destructive...goes off-script sometimes, and the improv is not that good!)...honestly? All of the Beast Cookies. Maybe Mystic Flour is an exception, maybe not.

Pawns? -> Everyone who doesn't seem like a real threat. NPC's, regular Cookies, ect... but they can certainly become something else with enough patience and perseverance. That's the fun part.

and I lowk gave up on this headcanon rn because i typed a whole thing out but my computer got sassy with me and deleted it all (fuck you, man. I ordered you in rose-gold because I thought it would be pretty, not a bitch)

Can I go on to say that milk, ice cream, orange juice, and blue raspberry soda tastes so fucking good like oh my heavens it's like a fizzy ice cream

or milk with frozen blueberries

[shrewfern]

things about all the young dudes i really like (my atyd annotations)

note: part two!! here’s part one. if you don’t read part one, just know i’m reading atyd on a pdf file, and can’t see the chapters numerically. any chapters referred to will be done by name instead of number. also, fair warning, idk what’s gotten into me, but 3/4 of this is me simping for remus and sirius.

remus x lily? 👀👀

everyone but remus knows he’s gay and it’s KILLING ME.

^which isn’t actually true bc he is dating ME and is madly in love with ME.

‘At least Sirius blew up at you when you annoyed him, so that it could be quickly solved.’ (sigh…he’s perfect <3) ‘...and Remus would probably try to throw a punch.’ (sndvjkbfvk he’s also perfect <333333)

‘Lily sighed, heavily, “Why does it always have to be so black and white? No one’s good all over or bad all over, not even Slytherins.”’ W LILY!!!!

lily, my sun goddess, please be my friend.

sirius’ bag is an absolute mess.

i like it when sirius winks. he should wink at me SIRIUS PLEASE BE REALLDJKBFIWBJEFjn ebkjfwkjlefj.  sorry idk why i’m like this today.

‘Remus noticed that almost every girl in the crowd was giggling, or screaming Sirius’ name.’

‘limpy lupin’ 💀

REGULUS NOOOOOOOO!!! UGH i can’t finish drawing my regulus ‘heat abnormal’ fanart IF HE DIES IN THE QUIDDITCH PITCH; it won’t make any sense!

^oh, phew! he’s okay! shinda hensuu de kurikaesu kazoe koto ga haranda netsu

^also. i made the drawing. sorry for the shitty image quality, for some reason my dumbass decided to download it as a progressive jpeg. 💀

‘[Madame Hooch] managed to slow Regulus’s decent, so that his body appeared to be falling through water, not air’ OH MSKINGBEAN89 YOU BITCH.

remus wants to hit peter.

remus doing sirius’ homework to make him feel better.

peter thinks that the history music begins with david bowie (which is arguably true).

‘am i drunk yet?’ – peter pettigrew

remus is a nice drunk, sirius is a giggly drunk. oh, my boys, my perfect handsome boys <33

i can only imagine james and remus steering a drunken, grabby sirius and peter away from the honeyduke’s sweets.

‘yuh.’ – sirius black 435

sirius borderline sitting on remus’ lap in “fourth year: april”.

(sirius, to peter) ‘doesn’t the word “secret” mean anything to you?!’ OOOHHHH THE FORESHADOWING!

burnt out sirius save me…save me burnt out sirius…burnt out sirius…

^ALSO on the not of burnt out sirius, “pathological facade” by ghost and pals but it’s sirius?

remus having romantical dreams!

‘Sirius just raised an eyebrow at him. Remus poked his tongue out.’ I NEED TO DRAW THIS!!

remus slowly warming up to ‘girl stuff’. not warming up, per say, i feel that doesn’t have quite the right connotation; but just becoming more sympathetic and less bothered with it.

lily, mary, and marlene PLEASE be my friends!!

mary listening to dusty springfield while sobbing her eyes out.

remus making comical retching noises (which makes lily giggle!!) upon walking in on peter (boooo!! tomato tomato!) and desdemona giving their farewell snogs.

james and sirius, my little agents of chaos. <3

james potter inventing facetime.

i can’t read or think about anything train-related without inabakumore’s ‘lagtrain’ blaring in my head. 😭😭

oh, no, not remus’ ride back to london (fourth year) paralleling that of harry’s in the order of the phoenix!

why do trailer trash assholes get so offended when you use manners?? 😭

remus gayly side-eyeing grant’s hips.

‘Dear Moony, / I’m pretty sure I can get away with writing letters at least for now. I imagine they’re being read, but I DON’T GIVE A SHIT, DO YOU HEAR ME, REGULUS??’

‘Sirius, / Getting on with Reg, then?’

i LOVE how over the summer segments, remus slowly starts responding to his friends’ letters. i also love the letter-formatting chapters.

walburga is mad that sirius has a bunch of nude posters in his room bc the women on them are muggles, not bc they have their tits out.

GAY JUMPSCARE.

please let me be grant please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please pl

animagus foreshadowing got me going crazy.

NOW WE’RE GETTING INTO THE WOLFSTAR 💯💯

sirius eating a bowl of sugar to spite james.

i do NOT like how remus treated regulus in “year five: pain”. as someone who has been abused countless times for YEARS alongside my sister, i can confirm reg is not a coward.

IT JUST HIT ME. sirius saying, ‘anything for our moony,’ is the same as westly saying, ‘as you wish,’ in the princess bride.

end of “fifth year: moony & co.” got me GRINNING.

peter ‘cheese-muncher’ pettigrew

peter ‘squeaker’ pettigrew

peter ‘scabers’ pettigrew

peter ‘whiskers’ pettigrew

cheese-muncher >>>>>> wormtail

sirius ‘fido’ black

james 'rudolph’ potter

remus’ favorite soup is tomato.

i don’t like how sirius treats reg. i mean, he’s being abused, too. he doesn’t want to be abused, he doesn’t want to watch his brother get torn to shreds; he’s a boy, not a sociopath.

^i do get where sirius’ feelings are coming from, tho; i had a similar relationship with my little sister for a while under similar circumstances. i just wish he could see past that and get along with his brother! siblings are the coolest people when you can get along with them.

NOOOO REG WROTE THE LETTER. REG BOUTTA CRY NONOEUANUBADFibuairg SIRIUS PLEASE LOVE YOUR BROTHER

james ‘prancer’ potter

sirius ‘snuffles’ black

james ‘buckaroo’ potter

^’buckle up, buckaroos!’ – caitlyn jenner

remus and sirius howling together!

MAN i wish the marauders were real and i was friends with them, especially when i was younger

WHY WON’T PAGE 514 LOAD?!?!?!

oh, phew. there it is.

remus pierced sirius’ ear using his prefect pin and a potato.

i will never get tired of the ‘are you serious’ ‘no i’m sirius’ jokes.

sirius flicking his cigarette out the window immediately gave me ptsd flashbacks to bojack horseman flicking his cigarette off his balcony and starting a forest fire (i love metaphors for generational trauma!!).

‘“Ah, young love,” James chuckled, “Giving your girlfriend a goodnight kiss as your friends booby trap her exit points...”’

KISS KISS KISSKISS KISS KISSKISS KISS KISSKISS KISS KISSKISS KISS KISSKISS KISS KISSKISS KISS KISSKISS KISS KISSKISS KISS KISSKISS KISS KISS

waiter, waiter! more yaoi, please!

‘i can’t be gay! it’s illegal!’

dumbledore: 😈

i love the gay panic.

‘Bollocks. Shiting buggering bollocks.’

one-hundered pages in two hours let’s fuCKING GOOOOOOO 🔥🔥🔥💯💯💪💪👅🫄

mcgonagall is yay yay hooray

‘[sirius] would never do anything so reckless that Remus could not forgive him for it.’ 😬😬

NOOOO MARY WHO WAS RACIST TO YOU I’LL KICK THEIR ASS FOR YOUR maryiloveyoupleaselovemeback

feminist remus >>>>>>>>>>>

holy shit how is this already four pages?

‘What fresh hell?!’

‘“Coming up on your time of month?”’ 🏳️‍⚧️

remus’ first instinct is to disarm severus, and sirius’ is to set him on fire.

‘“We’re British. It’s always about class.”’

mrs potter wanted to make remus soup, but james knew remus would want something meatier. 

‘“If it took you that long to cotton on, then I’m very concerned about your OWL results...”’ if my mom said that to me i would actually shit a chicken.

‘“Yippee.” Remus said, sarcastically.’

oohhh is there gonna be a plot-twist where, like, greyback and remus are fighting or smth and greyback tells rem, ‘your dad didn’t khs, i killed him wahahaha’ or smth.

oh my GOODDDD i’m almost half-way through (625/1491) WHEN ARE THEY GONNA KISS AGAIN???

‘we’ll still see each other after school’s finished!! :D’ remus says to marlene, as if that was going to be true.

^i have a feeling it’s not.

redhead and the twink!!!!

mary charmed all the goblets at the gryffindor table to throw their contents in his face.

REMUS ASKING SIRIUS IF MARY BROKE UP WITH HIM (sirius) BC HE’S BAD AT SEX

remus and sirius were convinced david bowie was a wizard.

‘“Your ego is so big,” Remus continued, slyly, “When you were doing it with Mary you probably closed your eyes and imagined yourself!”’ DAUYYYMMMMNNN!!!!

oh my GOD this is GAY

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH

BAH

AHUHAJSHIDH

ADBHBIBDIUSBIBFIDABUFAB

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“‘...it’s Padfoot’s turn to puke...”’

^does drunkenly puking into the same toilet bowl count as an indirect kiss?

peter turning into a rat and running away and placing the blame on sirius (before the whole canon-story thing).

oh my.

WOOHOO!!!

okay this is getting kinda long now, so i’m gonna cut it off here at “sixth year: new normal” and make a part three at some point.

[smoked-salmon-official]

tfa victory shenanigans!

i probably won't ever make this real because im very bad at mimicking the style of a show and my own continuity gives me more room to work/breath. but that being said i have tfa brainrot rn so random bullshit go!

-victory is created in the first battle between optimus and megatron in transform and roll out (first episode/premiere). they're messing around with the allspark or something idk. the life giving power of the allspark in this continuity makes up for the lack of optimus's matrix (also power giving)

-everyone is too busy first fighting and then dealing with the crashing ship to notice the allspark shitting out a new protoform. victory still IS very much a megop kid btw, allspark shenanigans drew from both of their sparks. fucking space magic dude i dunno

-baby victory has no idea whats going on but their natural emergency protocols lead them to dive into optimus's stasis pod along with him and theyre too small for him to notice... so they go into stasis along with everyone else

-it's worth noting that right now megatron has no idea that they exist. no one does

-50 years later, baby victory stumbles out of stasis just like everyone else. optimus and the rest of his team go ??????????? bc... a fucking baby just spawned in? huh????????? baby victory bears little resemblance to OP or megs bc that aint how it works so everyone is just so confused

-baby victory gets an earth alt mode (some kind of like big jeep, think swindle alt) along with everyone else and shenanigans ensue as the autobots get used to both earth and the baby that theyve all collectively decided to adopt

-optimus discovers that his spark can harmonize with victory's, which is how familial units on cybertron are usually formed (too tired to explain this but basically protoforms get mentors/adoptive parents that teach them stuff they need to know, they are paired up based on how their sparks respond to each others). the bots still haven't figured out victory's origins

-the show more or less continues like normal. victory grows up pretty fast since thats just how it works in this world (for plot conveniences) and probably they also use sari's key to make vicky a bit bigger (once the cons are back and its super dangerous). they love hanging out with bee and sari (vicky's mental age is like somewhat older than sari but they mature and age much faster) and getting into tons of misadventures

-its all pretty silly, there really arent many horrors. victory is raised by the whole team but optimus tries his best to fill the traditional cybertronian mentor/parent role and although its out of obligation at first, he begins to genuinely love vicky

-the decepticons at first have no idea where vicky came from or that megatron is one of their creators. however, megatron is aware of their existence from his time monitoring everything has a fuckin head in prof sumdac's lab. he also has no idea of their origins

-eventually once megatron comes back he orders his cons to take vicky hostage probably to get leverage over the bots for something? or maybe vicky wanders out and one of em just scoops them up? idk but one way or another vicky ends up at the con base.

-at first megatron treats them like a prisoner, but then through some shenanigans he finds out that their sparks can harmonize too! he gets someone to dig up old footage from the downed ship - idk how but just pretend pls and there it is! BOOM allspark combines his and OP's energy and shits out vicky

-megatron learns he has a kid and optimus learns that vicky's other creator is fucking megatron. both of them crash out a little bit, vicky is horrified and disgusted at themself but at the same time wants to know megatron more

-idk i havent watched the rest

-vicky will prob have to deal with optimus as magnus on cybertron and megatron in prison once tfa is over.... which won't be fun, since eventually the truth will get out that theyre also megatron's creation, and optimus is too busy to take proper care of them. this leads to them feeling kinda lost, they just want to go back to their time on earth where everything made sense. also, this leads to them visiting megatron more and bonding more with him.

[klm-zoflorr]

Doin my little shuffle of shame back in there... Hello... Okay no biggie but ive been brainstorming for my medieval fantasy tma au and. Well i'm not actually closer to actually writing the second chapter but I came up with some pretty cool stuff!!

-King Magnus used to have a lil close knit group of besties around him, his ride or dies if you will. Well, I say "used to" but they're literally all still alive they're just fine they've been alive for a thousand years. Anyways, so. That's Jane Prentiss, Hezekiah Wakely, Mary Keay and Michael Shelley/distortion. I picked them based on how interesting i found their potential relationship to jonah and who I thought would be intriguing in that role so that's why they're not just the regency crew

-Jude Perry is a dragonborn and also some kind of pyromancer. She's like seven foot tall with scales and she can spit fire. I don't know what agnes does yet but suffice to say both of us are gay as hell for her

-Mary Keay being an elf...... Gerard is a half elf..... I'm gonna do something with this just uh. Idk what yet.

-maxwell rayner basically having built the Vatican somewhere on the coast of the continent i made up in my head

[c0ffinbabie]

He broke up with me after I spilled my heart out in a hand written note that was a page and a half long saying how much he means to me and how I need him and how I'm finally getting better BCS of him.

I've been in mostly toxic I think only 2 good relationships and I've been in a bunch. But I was abused by my ex bf who was much older than me when I was 12 so my thought of love was corrupt and I never got love going up so I craved it and didn't know how to show it or what it really looks like. My bio parents were teen parents so I always wanted young love like them and with everything that happened and having mental illness and autism idk what love looks like. Well I felt loved truly for the first time I started letting my true self and personality show to an extent I finally felt safe. Used to i didn't tell ppl stuff BCS I didn't want to make them mad but with him I didn't tell him stuff BCS I wanted to protect him. Just I try so hard to find love and tried so hard to keep it. It's all gone.

Note below

I'm not good at this but I wanted to try. everything about you draws me in like a moth into the flames. you're the first person I feel truly loves me. I wish I knew how to show affection how it's supposed to be. I only make eye contact with you because of how your eyes look at me. I look in your eyes and suddenly feel like I'm at the beach. If I could never stop starring in your eyes. you're perfect for me, and id do anything for you. I never felt safe, but now I do and it's all because of you. My soul is finally being healed from my past. I need you more than oxygen. You're my favorite person ever. I always fuck everything up and I'm scared to fuck this up. I think of you before I go to sleep. I wear your hoodie to bed, and cuddle up to a big pillow and pretend it's you. it just helps me sleep. I don't have nightmares as often, I feel rested. everything about you makes me whole. I need you. I'm scared dealing with me will get tiring and you'll leave. I love you too much to throw it away. I don't care about our problems we're together until death does us part- DMK

Idk what do without him he said he still cares Abt me he just doesn't like me that way. But just Friday he hit my fuggler keychain and I said don't hit my child and he says "that's my child too". We weren't official dating but we did but his parents made us break up. And my friend said he's just confused (she him and I know each other very well) but idk if he's confused BCS his parents BCS when he broke up with me before when I got back to school he said he wanted to wait until after highschool BCS of his parents. But he's also been acting off. Or was he playing along for whatever reason idk.

My bfs name is Gabriel

When he gets me pregnant should I name our kid Calvin Gabriel (his last name) (my last name)

Will my kid hate me???

[mrdrhenwardhykle]

You didn't have the full experience of having your social media/pop culture manipulated and set for you if you don't recognize either of these men/hj

[dreamsy990]

drew some of my fav ody designs! wasnt originally meant to be also replicating the styles but thats sort of just how my brain works. except i didnt copy the lineart styles of anyone here so its DEFINITELY a bit uncanny for a couple of these (LOOKING AT YOU QINNY IM SO SORRY) but whatever

the designs featured here (from left to right) belong to: me, @gigizetz, @neal-illustrator, @irunaki, @bigidiotenergytm, @qinnyanimation, and @foopsie-daisy

[luck-of-the-drawings]

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saw alot of comments on prev pages; saying 'i HATE that mean teacher! im gonna FIGHT HIM!!' & i LOVE the energy!! it WOULD be nice. to have that catharsis. but the story of young tidestrider is Not one of catharsis. it is a story of being so small and so special and sucking so bad.

[iwritenarrativesandstuff]

I really do hope that whatever Lu Guang’s backstory winds up being that he really is just a guy who maybe happened to have had some messed-up ability-related things happen to/around him instead of him being not human or actually from the future or an actual time agent or something like that