#idk what you'd call that

[the-maddened-hatter]

Honestly it's low-key kind of wild to me that the two main flavors of dentist are A. literally so amazing and fastidious, one of the if not THE most important healthcare providers attending to our food holes, treating and preventing major problems and horrible pain, and sometimes even detecting stuff that's not directly their facet of work like EDs, reflux, cancers, wild shit like that 10/10 important and amazing

Or B. I love money soooooo much please give me some to bleach your mouth and put large strips of very painful metal to make your bite bones more aesthetic angles and also make you feel bad about everything you've ever done in your life

[heritageposts]

Hello! I remember sometime last year you were recommending someone making kuffiyehs. Do you still know who exactly that was? I think you mentioned having bought one from them.

I really would like to buy one myself so I thought I'd ask!

Hirbawi is the last and only original keffiyehs factory in Palestine. I bought a keffiyeh directly from them last year while they still had a few in stock. If you want to buy one now, I think you have to sign up to be notified for when their pre-orders drop.

They also have a list of their official global supply partners on their website. If you have any Palestinian stores in your country, they may also periodically get shipments from Hirbawi even if they're not listed as an official partner. Just be careful so you don't end up buying some cheap knock-off.

[the-judicial-assistants-notebook]

not enough discussion about the gavins' complicated relationship with feminine-coded/beauty products, i don't think.

[thedndgoblinwholivesinyourwalls]

the moment when you finish an artwork and go "i have to send this to everyone ever so they can see my best work" and then realise you can't send it to anyone

[postthiscat]

Hi

heres whats going on in the images :3

1) gregory taking tonys pickles out of his burger because tony doesnt like them

2) tony won gregory a jumbo sonic plush at the carnival

3) beckory ringpop proposal...

4) movie night where gregory and tony watched a horror movie and tony does Not like it and gregory finds it funny

5) tony ellis and gregory polyamorous.....

6) tony and gregory sleeping

7/8) beckory hugs/comfort

9) tony complimented gregory and he Died

10) beckory under mistletoe + beckory reading & drawing

[serenacypher]

Haha, this might look a bit familiar if you're a fan of @ilaac-art and their more buggy (and Prime!Starscream-esque) Cell design!

I decided I wanted to take a crack at it and translate it back into a more DBZ styled design. I think I did alright for an initial sketch, but let me know what you think! Should I do more of these types of fanart of fanart drawings?

Make sure to go to @ilaac-art and check out their stuff if you haven't already seen it!

[simply-windy]

X x X - X x X - X x X PHIGHTING: Polygrounders [Skate x Boom x Coil] | Stimboard

[eddtollett]

$20

35 options

1 horse

7 choices

make them wisely in the tags

[xolbor-art-creator-again]

I'm tempting myself into writing a fic by drawing art for it now

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

Asmi my dear, have you ever folded a fitted bedsheet?

I... I have tried to. We do not talk about about my level of success or lack thereof.

What--why is this a question? Is this your suggestion for Patreon content that I make? Just me losing my mind over trying to fold a fitted bedsheet? Because if so, while I don't doubt this sadistic fandom will find it amusing, the Patreon thing sounds like even more of a terrible idea.

Realistic image of what would happen:

HELLO MAGGOTS I'M GOING TO FOLD THIS FITTED SHEET FOR MONEY HOW IS THIS MY LIFE NOW. Okay really carefully like one bit after another. IKEA I believe in you surely you made this sheet foldable. I'm gonna just... uh... tuck in the corner. Okay that didn't work. FUCKING HELL STAY IN PLACE I JUST WANT TO TURN YOU OVER IN HALF. SWEDEN YOU WILL PAY FOR YOUR SINS JUST LET ME FOLD THE GODDAMN THING IN HALF. FITTED SHEET MORE LIKE SHITTED FEET AMIRITE AHAHAHAHAHAH FUCKING FOLD GODDAMMIT STAY CORNERED SO I CAN PRETEND YOU'RE AN ORDINARY SHEET. I feel like there was a tutorial on Pinterest and this had a technique but we all know I forgot it as soon as I saw it. Besides now it's outright war between me and you, you shitted feet, and I will not be conquered by an IKEA sheet. WE'RE NOT INVADING DENMARK ANYMORE WE'RE INVADING SWEDEN IKEA YOU COULD HAVE MADE THIS A LITTLE EASIER. I KNOW ALL FITTED SHEETS ARE LIKE THIS BUT I'M CHOOSING TO BLAME SWEDEN BECAUSE THIS ONE IS FROM IKEA. AAAAAAAAAAAAUGH IF TIME IS MONEY IT WOULD ACTUALLY COST ME LESS TO GO BUY A MATTRESS AND JUST STORE THE FITTED SHEET AROUND A MATTRESS. MAYBE I CAN JUST CRUMPLE IT UP AND TOSS IT SOMEWHERE. Wait no you guys paid for me to fold it. SEE THIS IS THE ISSUE WITH CAPITALISM I AM A SLAVE TO THE DAILY GRIND--

I hate how vividly I pictured that. And yeah. My internal monologues do actually sound like that.

@howmanyholesinswisscheese maybe if you'd been less vanilla mum wouldn't have left you and then I'd know how to fold a fitted sheet. @arkytiorlecter you failed me too. @obsessed-sketches Dear Dr Leo, my family did not teach me to fold fitted sheets. What do I do?

[kazoosandfannypacks]

Medical Professionals Stop Assuming Your Patients Are Sexually Active Challenge

[the-wereraven]

I need you all to see my vision-

[goosewriting]

not a single thought behind those eyes 🥺 i love them sm

[hajihiko]

My ideal relationship is less about specificaly romance or specifically not, and more about the concept of like, *partners*. Someone who's always gonna be in your corner, if you have no one you still have them, you're their #1 person and they're yours. What you actually do together or call eachother is less relevant.

[randomnameless]

The fun thing about the Crest system argument is that before Hopes, myself and others were pointing out how Edelgard's claims make no sense when held up to the various nobles we have in game. The Alliance was a big sticking point in this regard, it was only in the Kingdom where it seemed to exist but it was also tied to defending their lands. Then Hopes came out where Sylvain explained that yes, there is a Crest system… that the nobles ignore and do their own thing. Fodlan itself basically says no one follows the Crest system, so is it really that important that Edelgard removes it while consolidating power on herself?

Where in Nopes does Sylvain mention the Crust system?

Crust system is basically the Fodlan equivalent of inheritence laws, and not that different from a male/female/klingon primogeniture rule, legitimacy rule, or picking the most able "person" to inherit...

Especially since the "most able" notion is as variable as the contents of a teaspoon and Fodlan refuses to elaborate what kind of magical superpower each crest gives.

The Nabateans using hair dye in the War of Heroes make more sense than the crust "system"!

I remember Houses thought trying to push the "wah wah inheritence based on crusts bad" with Sylvain (or was it Dimitri?) saying that the crested heir inherits, and the others are disinherited or something? I haven't checked the jp version and if it is worded differently, but, come on.

We see Rufus and Gilbert, sure they don't inherit the ancestral seat/throne of the house (Gilbert's bro is the baron, and Rufus is salty bcs Lambert got the throne), and yet they're not left in the boonies, are we really supposed to believe that both Rufus and Gilbert didn't get a penny, a house, titles (Gilbert became a knight) or anything for inheritance? Disinherited Rufus would never have became a grand duke (unless Dimitri's grandma was from Itha so Rufus took the inheritance from his mom?) or have lived a relatively more privileged life than Ashe and be free to "seduce around".

Jury's out about whether Glenn had a crust or not, and yet, Glenn got a fiancée and is always highly spoken of by his dad - not something you'd do for a kid you disinherit!

So, what were Sylvain (or Dimitri?) talking about in Houses?

Or were they full of shit to pretend there is a "system" that exists but isn't applied anywhere in the land, so it's totes important to get rid of it and make "ReFoRmS" and in the end, Supreme Leader wasn't totally in the wrong and had some good ideas, but please don't ask more about those ideas or what the "most competent" means to her, especially since Bernie in her solo ending in CF (just like in the other routes) can rule her territory ?

We don't see Hector crying a river because Uther is the Lord and not him, or Eirika doing the same (even if it would have been better for Magvel lol) just like Tana, hell, Elincia's dad didn't want to create an inheritence feud between his daughter and Renning so he hid her, and when Renning returns in FE10, he's not throwing a fit because he should have become King instead of his niece, and what not.

Hell, Desmond wanting to make Guinivere Queen wasn't a move to empower her or to shit on Zeph, but ultimately, a move he pulled off because of his own insecurities at being a worthless King compared to his son.

In Fodlan? Tana - after Innes' death at the hands of her accomplices - starts a war to conquer Magvel to get rid of male primogeniture.

And to make this less stupid than it sounds, the devs insist that Magvel's primogeniture laws are very bad and ruin a ton of lives in the continent which would justify killing Ross and Garcia because they're sacrifices to be made for the greater good.

Yeah :/

I'm not playing this version of FE8.

[authoratmidnight]

If there are any TFP fics exploring the whole 'Smokescreen almost became a Prime' thing (either, like, aus where he becomes a prime or just like, fics tacking the aftermath of 'it almost happened') send them my way pls b/c idk how to find them.

In the meantime I need to ramble about my idea for the timeline of 'Smokescreen ends up a Prime' in TFP.

Optimus dies. The Forge didn't have enough energy to save him, enough for a good bye but that's it. Leaving Smokescreen alone, with a lifeless Optimus Prime and the Matrix apparently being transferred to him. #smokescreendidnotsignupforthisshit

And it does, even if Smokescreen does not think he's ready or qualified. But he gets it and it reborn as Smokescreen Prime (or, w/e his name would be. idk if it needs to keep the same initials, like OP did or the same/similar name or a different name, if a totally new name is a thing then I nominate Ignis Prime, b/c Ignis means flame, and where there's smoke there's fire). Probably gets a physical upgrade as well (bigger, maybe his s3 colour scheme, new abilities, the works).

Meanwhile, at the Decepticon fortress everything is proceeding the way it did in canon, the Bots are captured to be executed up until 'oh, who's that on the horizon?' it's not a Con, looks wrong, but it can't a Bot cause none of the ones currently on earth fly. And as it gets closer they're even more confused. It's NOT Prime, the colour is wrong, but it's not familiar.

They don't realize it's Smokescreen till he lands (flying in on, idk, new wings or jet feet). And he promptly guns it for Megatron. And to their (and Megatron's surprise) does not get insta killed. In fact he seems remarkably energized for someone who should have been battered and hungry and in hiding for a while.

And it takes a bit for anyone to realize, through all the fighting (since everyone is now), what weapon Smokescreen is wielding.

The Star Saber

And when someone does notice, oh they notice and comment. Idk if it would strike harder if it's Megatron or an Autobot(like Arcee or Rachet) who finally asks/comments "But, only a Prime can use the Star Sabre."

And Smokescreen, replies, in a sad/melencholy/bitter tone just replies "Yeah, they can."

And it's a small statement that speaks volumes and has everyone shook.

Finally he issues his first actual command, "Bring this base down." And they do, they bring the Decepticon base down and beat them, sending the Cons fleeing.

In the aftermath and the quiet is when Smokescreen is finally able to explain and deliver the devastating news of Optimus' death. The whole time Smokescreen has just been just barely holding himself together. And unfortunately, all the inevitable questions ('why you?' 'what happened?' 'how?' etc...) finally break him and just has a breakdown. He doesn't KNOW why Prime or the Matrix chose him. He doesn't know what to do, how to lead. He's not even sure he wants this, not right now!

Yeah he wanted to be a great warrior like Optimus someday, he just hadn't realized that 'someday' would be 'right now, today'.

It's just so so much to take in and handle. And oh yeah, he DID have to watch his hero die in front of him, helpless and unable to save his life. That kinda fuckin sucks too. #smokescreenneedsabreak

I feel like Rachet would offer his sympathies, or at least a comforting pat on the back/shoulder for the younger bot who just, really really needs to sort himself out. Maybe tell him they'll figure this out together, he doesn't have to do this alone.

And I don't really have an ending aside from Smokescreen just, having to grapple with this massive change in his life and burden that's been placed upon his shoulders.

Maybe end with them giving Optimus Prime a funeral or w/e you do with a dead bot.