#idk what typa ice cream gokudera would eat god damn

[breadbrioche]

➵ Gokudera Hayato x GN! Reader

➵ Word Count: 568

➵ Warnings: mint choco slander, mild swearing

➵ A/N: I’m on a khr writing high and I feel invincible lol I feel like Gokudera seems the type to absolutely loathe mint ice cream so this was created

“Oh.” Gokudera exclaimed with distaste as he peered at the waffle cone in your hand as you sat down in your seat. “You’re one of those freaks.”

Upon hearing his words, your eyes widened with horror.

“Fucking excuse me?” You said while making direct contact with Gokudera.

“You heard me.” He said coolly. “People who eat mint chocolate chip are freaks of nature.”

You couldn’t explain it, but his comment really rubbed you the wrong way. Perhaps it was the crude nature of his language or the fact how he casually dug into his own dessert without any care - either way, Gokudera offended you. Because of this, you did what any person would do.

Swiftly you kicked his shin harshly which made his leg jerk up, knee crashing into the underside of the table. The boy squawked in pain, dropping the spoonful of his peanut butter ice cream on the table’s metallic surface and demanded your intentions with that move you pulled.

“Mint chocolate chip is just as valid as any other ice cream flavour!” You almost shouted. He shot you an unconvinced look.

“According to who? That shit is almost as gross as my sister’s cooking. They’re both that sickly green colour too, for fucks sake!”

“I’ll have you know that there are many people who like mint chocolate chip!” You deflected.

Gokudera scoffed at your accusation. “Like who?”

“Uhhh…Yamamato does! And so does Ryohei! Yeah see! A lotta people like it.”

“As if they count - they’re weird in their own rights.”

You groaned before stabbing the top scoop of your ice cream cone and ate the green ice cream frustratedly. “Now you aren’t even making a proper excuse for why you don’t like it. I’ve seen you eat mints and chocolate - so why won’t you eat ‘em together?”

He huffed before putting his tub of ice cream down on the table.

“Look. You eat mints to make your breath smell good and you eat chocolate because it’s sweet. When you turn the mint into ice cream then add the chocolate chips, you’re basically just eating fuckin’ toothpaste with weird lumps in it.” He explained aggressively while gesturing with his small spoon at you.

The way your face scrunched at the eloquence of his argument brought great joy to Gokudera. He smirked when you said nothing to further your point and just silently dug into your disgusting dessert, taking it as a sign of his victory.

“Yknow,” Gokudera began with his mouth full. “I dunno why you always try to pick such petty fights with me when I always end up wi-“

“You owe me money now.” You cut him off suddenly.

“What the FUCK? HOW?” He screamed before choking on his food. He hastily covered his mouth with a tissue while his eyes conveyed his anger, confusion and disbelief.

“I don’t agree with how you kept slandering my mint chocolate chip so I want the money that I used to pay for your ice cream back.” You made grabby hands at the air towards him but he lightly slapped it away.

“You can’t do that!” The boy denied.

“Yes I can; I just did too.” Your lips twitched upwards slightly.

“You’re just upset that you couldn’t-“

“I don’t think you're in the place to talk right now.” You stated teasingly as you reached over and grabbed his tub and ate what was left in it.

“Wha- HEY!”