#idk what this is but i’m sweatin about it tbh

[wynnyfryd]

“I could— ugh. I don’t know, I could maybe try throwing the Harrington name around? See if it gets me a pity hire or something. And then I’d have my own money, and you- you could stop selling if you wanted to.”

“What?” Eddie snorts. “Want me to be your kept boy, is that it?”

Steve says nothing, but his face goes hot, and he knows Eddie can read him by the way his eyes narrow and his tongue pokes at the inside of his cheek. “Yeah, Harrington, see. The thing is,” he flicks his cigarette; crushes it. “I much prefer to be the keeper.”

[chenlays]

for mi radish

ok so as of 9.29.17 that was our fIRST FRIEND ANNIVERSARY of one month wow I am CRUING

so I just love u so much I need to express through a 1065 slide power point

I would if I could :’)

OKAY so here r some things to make u happy n know I love u more than life itself 

n i’m sorry i didn’t post sooner or it isn’t as amazing as the one you made me, but just know i love you so much and i can’t wait to take bad pictures of u n throw shade and leave hyuck notes in ur room and house to make u feel happy that’s my dream omh

wow ur just so beautiful,,,how??

hyuck is drowning

I’m drowning

your beauty is endless and I am so amazed bc

like ur lil blemishes n crooked teeth and messy hair

SO CUTE

like wow they are just there and that’s yOU and I’m ?? So confused bc u say sometimes that ur ugly and I’m just ?? How

like nO ur “flaws” are so pure and beautiful within themselves n I LOVE

I mean idk if I was hyuck I wouldn’t even have to look twice to see that ur so pretty

Also I cannot wait to touch ur tummy and smoosh it n lay on it u titty

if u let me 🤧🤧

just wow I love u and ur face and ur body

They’re so beautiful

who iS paige I only know too perfect for hyuck

YOUR NAME AUTOCORRECTS TO THAT STILL IM CRUING

uR SO GOOD TO ME

lIke u make ocean stuff and I feel so happy n blessed

and when I call myself ugli u make me feel better

I still think I’m ugly tho sorry

And ur so cute bc u say ilY a lot

and that’s all I need omg

ur so extra tho with those sneak peeks

I cried a lot

u cARE ENOUGHT TO MAKE ALL THAT

I feel so loved n happy that u have done that

I JUST WANNA WRITE LILE 5K WORDS ABT PONG

You deserve so much pong snuffs 😤😤

but just being my friend and taking time out of your day to talk is just so nice to me

likE I’m so gross pls

WTFWVS

i also will sing to u some day bc i truST you with my life but i can’t do a capella sO idk i will learn how to sing my paige for u

omg u shy away but u actually love it that’s so cute and my heart is a fukin oven don’t think I don’t see those tags ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ

YOU’RE ALSO SO CUTE WITH HYUCK WHEN IS THE WEDDING 👀👀

frick im in pain from these razor burns and my back hurts n my legs are sore but i nEED to supply you with my everlasting love

ok so i know i say hyuck is ugly and all that

but wow i cry whenever u get soft for him its so cute 

just,,,yes please do yell abt his hair n his cheeks n his eyes

yell all u want bc i’m always listening and i am literally always on my phone bc i don’t have anything better to do other than c ry 

but yes pls do scream about how u wanna marry him and date him

I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE YOU IRL

JUST IMAGINING YOUR VOICE WHEN YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT HIM

OR HOW YOUR EYES PROBABLY LIGHT UP

IM GONNA CRY BECAUSE YOU’RE SO BEAUTIFUL AND I BET YOU UNLEASH UR FULL POTENTIAL WHEN SOMEONE SAYS HYUCK

I WANNA VIDEO CHAT W YOU ALL THE TIME AND SCREAM ABT PONG BUT I CANT AND I’M SAD :((

ok but,,,pls marry hyuck he doesn’t deserve you but you love him anyway smh

you are just so good and cute and you love ur dogs and are doing cook soul and i’M always proud of you and i always wanna hug you,,even if it’s just for safely getting to your bed without all those spooks

i jUST wanna be with you and yell in ur ear abt chenle as u yell in mine while we hug n cry,,,my dream

i am so soft for u smh pls never change “hi i’m yuta,, welcome to chili’s” or i will CRY it’s my fav by you,,,also the fact that u watched like 5 of those green pornos i can’t bREATHE

OK SORRY IF I DON’T APPRECIATE YOU ENOUGH BUT I’M BAD AT WORDS AND I JUST WANNA WRITE U HYUCKS BC I KNOW IT MAKES U HAPPY

hyuck is really gross compared to u and ilysm pls realize this

a nice soft couple kMS

he loves u so much,, and he better or i will kick him >:(((

so he is sad ofc people get sad

and he wHIPS out that phone so fast to text you

“hELLO my beautiful, amazing, cute, adorable, sweet, bby 💖”

“WTf do u want :)))”

“COME A ND cuddle u fuk”

and ur runnin and he feels so blessed bc he needs u and he loves you kns

so when u get there he has ur favs,, like some tea or lil fruit snacks chenle

and he has them on the table in front of the couch and has a movie on to distract him, but now that you’re there he is already 10x better

so he dRAGS u to the couch and since ur so tiny,, he pulls u into him and literally encases u and has his head on urs and a nice cute lil smile

like,,he looks so soft n content when his leg is trapping u and u can’t even move ur arms wtf dude

but u snuggle up to him anyways and are warm n it’s really nice to feel like that

n if u want ur fruit snaccs,, he just reaches over n then moves so he can feed u :”o

leaves the grape flavored ones for last bc he probably hates them don’t eat chenle thx

and he just g r i n s when he does bc wOW ur so cute his whole body aches

how can someone,, just anyone,, b this cute

he is so lucky >:(((

then when u wanna nap finally, he makes u more comfortable and pets ur hair probs and puts ur face in his chest A WGWH

and is just shielding you from nOTHING 

just wants you to feel safe n loved

also sings rly softly because he knows ur a ho for his vocals

literally just snobs himself to sleep bc ur so cute with ur messy hair n small smile bc ur happy

uGSHds i need to send pics to him when ur married

“wow look at this loser she’s wearing ur sweater”

but he would think that’s so cute and would send me like 897847894876 heart emojis and i’d block him

but then i would feel bad n ask him to send 68 paragraphs on how much he loves u so i can print them all out and leave them on ur doorstep

nct st will be a blast and i will make sure hyuck treats u right bc that’s the only way u deserve to be treated

liKE A Q U E E N

ur a titty tho

when u get married i’ll make chenle screech uR fav bc them vocals 👅😩😩🔥😍💦💦👏

CAN I WRITE MARRIAGE HCS THX

wow i think he would be really extra when he wants to propose to u pls be at least 624 when u get married thx!!!

takes you to a very beautiful spot in japan or even somewhere in europe if you don’t care being that far from ur home at nct st🤧🤧

so he would take u to a really pretty garden park thingy in early fall when it’s just getting cold and the flowers aren’t wilting,,,and walk around and watch as you get happy bc of the fish ponds and puppies people are walking n dOZENS of rainbows gay icon

and he would hold ur hand n smile so bIG when u pull him towards something n yell abt it

constantly says you’re more beautiful whenever you say a flower is pretty

“oMG hyuck this is so pretty im wheezin”

“your beauty is far more ethereal ;o”

ur heart busts a nut even on the 673rd one bc binch he is so amazing

then after u walk through the park and suffer many encounters of him protecting you from thirty seven butterflies and literally squaring up,,he walks you to a nice cozy cafe cAFE BOY HYUCK and pays for a nice hot chocolate 

asks the barista to put a heart in it and pink marshmallows and is rUSHING to grab it so he can give it to you

goes up to you at the table while ur texting or scrolling istg u better update me abt the adventures on ur hyuck holidays and has the softest and most heartwarming smile you have ever seen

and he is trying to speak so he can show you the hot chocolate before the marshmallows melt and he just ca n t bc ur so beautiful just lookin at him and he’s shaking 

but he ends up putting it on the table and being really cheesy n putting a hand on ur cheek n smooching ur forehead bc he’s highkey gonna scream if he has to explain

but ur in love with him and you just laugh n admire the cute lil pinkies and the heart and then look up at him and he’s sweatin bc fuk ur so ethereal and he is nervous abt the day

and he is internally screaming every second bc ur so clueless n u just want to love him like every day and have a nice relaxing vacation after everything on nct st it’s rly stressful

i’ll call u some time n just “i fukin swear noodle man won’t sNOp throwing noodles at sheema and chenle im so scared to go outside pls come home”

as ur drinking the hot coc o,,he’s deep in thought n messing with his hair or looking stressed n ur worried bc,, it’s supposed to be a nice week long vacation full of fun n r e l a x n he’S STRESSIN G

so u almost throw what’s left of the drink bc ur worried n snatch his hand n,,, “hYCUk what’s wrong??????????????????????”

and w o w he brightens up so quick when he hears u and literally becomes the sun and his eyes are like fukin LIGHTS 

but he just says he is alright because it has to be a perfect day for you 😤😤

and he lets you finish ur drink while ur still lowkey worried but he makes himself look happy i mean, he is but he’s nervous fuk even tho he is still about to explode

so when ur done n ur smiling at his cuteness,, he throws ur cup away and dRAGs you outside n u walk for a while n go slow so u can enjoy each other n just hold hands n talk abt whatever is on ur minds

until like 256428 steps later yOU turn the corner n there’s a big ass aquarium and yOURE LITERALLY SC R E AMING

ur running to the doors so fast to see all the pretty fish n sharks n stingrays

ur like a little kid i BET and it’s so pure and adorable oh my god

but hyuck is struggling to restrain you

“sweetie pls i have to pay first”

and then u calm down once he pays n grabs ur hand so u can take all the time u want to scream abt the tiny starfish who just wants to be free

but i doubt he would take u to one where the animals are suffering bc he’s sweet n values ur love for the ocean

but u are looking literally everywhere and he’s tearing up bc ur smiling so wide n ur with hyuck and he’s keeping ur hand warm and j ust looking at u so fondly instead of where he paid to look smh

but u drag him to a lil tiny red fish and it’s so small and energetic n ur like,, “wow bby that fish reminds me of ur good years”

he sighs but agrees tbh

“i’m still hot wym”

but u also see fish that are so beautiful n ur talking about how they remind u of him n he’s gonna SCREAM bc nothing can be prettier than u wtf

he doesn’t say anything tho bc he wants u to keep looking at the flashy colors and how happy or sad or cute they look and just doesn’t want to look away from u bc he is so in love and who knew that looking at fish could make someone so amazingly beautiful i did tbh

n sadly,,,you walk to a different section and go :o at the tiny sharks n how blep they look,, just swimmin with >:0 blep

but u hig h ke y almost scream bc there’s some little kids who r pressing their faces to the glass bc there’s really pretty otters and the otters r just zoomin and playing with each other n having fun bc they r happy

hyuck is shaking at the excitement

u take out ur phone n send pics to the nct st mom gc and all of us respond in .7 seconds,,,even ally smh she’s so busy n inactive i love her,,,abt how amazing an otter is

jade has it as her background on everything in less that 5 seconds 

but as ur also pressing ur face to the glass,, hyuck points out two otters that r really cute n swimming together and u look so fast and squeal at them

hyuck is a cheesy fuk poetic “ahh those remind me of us wow they r so cute”

u wanna smacc but he looks so soft n precious,,,u just can’t ruin his softness

it’s like a full 3 minutes before u move to the dolphins n make fun of chenle smh meet me behind mcdonalds at 4am if u wanna roast my poor bub bc ur just tearing up at how happy and loving he looks,,,my aesthetic is hyuck looking at u with nothing but love in his eyes bc ur the cutest and best thing for him n he is so glad to have met u all those years ago n live with u on nct st n love u forever,, even tho sometimes he has to wake up at 6am bc me n lele r shiverign in the basement bc noodle man is trying to murder or even tho a keet gets stuck in ur room and it’s trying so hard to go back h o m e and i’m sobbing in the driveway bc i lost 1/23 keets n he wants to kill me bc i’m calling him ugly n he’s callin me ugly constantly and i’m annoyin  g but he can’t bc u love meeee

but wow he would go through the worst for u i’m gonna cry

but it’s a lil late when u get back to ur hotel i assume with dozens of pictures n 800+ messages from me tbh abt ur safety n how i don’t want his ugly to rub off on you,, but u r exhausted n ready to sleep n cuddle even if it’s like 7pm 

bUT WAIT

hyuck is askin u to get up so h e can like,,,talk to u better

n he is so 

ugly bc highkey screaming 

ur hair is a lil messy from a long day n ur barely smiling bc u wanna cuddle n ur slouching maybe

but h e thinks ur the most beautiful thing ever n just holds ur face n smooches u all over for 90 minutes until u r laughing n telling him to sNOP

n then he just looks at u so lovingly while ur eyes r shining from that n ur smile is so wide n bIG and he just fukin whips out a power rangers ring n 

“bab ily so much n i wanna b with u for the rest ofm y life pls marry me :D “

u fukin SCREAM 

“ok i would but u have  a fukcinh power rangers ring that cost 2 cents”

“sI K E” n he pulls out a real ring n throws the power rangers one away,, he rly wanted to actually use it but couldnt waste an entire 80 paychecks so u get married w a fukin toy on ur finger

but he is in t ea r s n hugs u so good after u got that $$$swag money$$$ ring on and u r screeching n begging for cuddles and love and ofc he provides n cuddles u to death while still hugging so good and petting ur hair n singing u some old stuff that u really like n then talking with u abt ur future n how u wanna murder me bc i still call him ugly

but ur just so adorable and cute and i’m sobbing bc what a fukin sweetheart

n when u fall asleep he jUSt stays up a little later bc he can’t snop thinking abt how lucky he is n how amazing u are

“blessed by gucci jesus”

n he woNt snop smiling and he just can’t wait to love u forever n see ur smile every day n sing for u all the time n hug u n make u dinner n breakfast n leave cute lil notes in ur lunch for work or send like 800 word messages abt how he wants u to have a good day n think of him if ur sad,,,so pure i want to yell abt poNG

@pcypaige ILYSM AND I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE YOU AND HUG YOU SO TIGHT U DI E BUT THEN I WILL REVIVE U WITH HYUCK PHOTO CARDS OMGMGM ILY SOSOSOSOSOSOOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOOSOSOSO MUCH AN D IM SCREAMIGN 

[queerlien]

Listening To Humanz

LET’S JUST GET INTO THIS BECAUSE THIS IS ORIGINAL SHUSH YOU.. (I go in more in depth the farther I get into the album... Mainly for the new songs okie)

Ascension - Catchy as hell, lyrics true as fuck. TOO RAEL. 8/10

Strobelite - Too groovy for me. Give me more. Like literally straight out of the 70’s. It’s actually really catchy though okay? 7/10

Saturnz Barz - Still super dope. I love the rap even though I understand like .02%. 11/10

Momentz - THIS ONE IS LIKE SO SUPER CATCHY AND I LOVE IT YO. It’s so absurd and weird just like everything in Gorillaz. :D (Also are the female vocals actually Noodle cUZ GURL) 13/10

The Non-Conformist Oath - ALSO THIS INTERLUDE IS MY DAMN FAVE

Submission - Still not sure how to feel about this one. The female vocals are sexy af tho, it’s just so… like? POP? It’s pretty good though idk just very unlike most of Gorillaz things. The rap is certainly different though (THAT VOICE EEEHHH) 4/10

Charger - YAS YAS YAS YAS I LOVE THIS ONE SO DAMN MUCH ITS SO BADASS AND JUST CATCHY AND 120% YESSD 20/10

Andromeda - This one is pretty damn chill. Gotta admit I sort of liked some of the remixes more though, but it’s a hella good song :D 8/10

Busted And Blue - This one is my favorite out of the entire album. So much 2D. So much feels. This one is just so soft and precious and just… Oh man my heart. Just listening to the emotion!!! Liek iff u crie evur tiem 100000/10

Carnival - This one.. Is weird and doesn’t stand out to me too much? It’s not bad. I like the instrumentals and stuff. But like Submission it just doesn’t feel right? MEH. 5/10

Let Me Out - This is my 2nd favorite song in the album. Kinda tied with She’s My Collar. IT IS SO GOOD THOUGH. I loved the meaning and I was so hyped when I first listened to this one. 50/10

Sex Murder Party - This one is real catchy. Also real weird and real mature ;) It’s a good one tho I mean (plus 2d vocals are gud af) ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 9/10

She’s My Collar - THIS ONE IS SO SEXY AND SO GOOOOODDD??? Like holy shit dude this song has me like sweatin’. TIED UP WITH LET ME OUT. 50/10

Hallelujah Money - A lot of people didn’t like this first time listening? I FELL IN LOVE IN THE FIRST FEW SECONDS. This is one of my faves for sure, it’s so GOOD. And meaningful sooo  (but where is spongebab??) 25/10

We Got The Power - This isn’t the best song, but it’s the best way to end this album. It’s fuckin uplifting and I need that shit in my life… Especially after the roller coaster that was this album.

BONUS TRACKS

No thanks to that interlude

The Apprentice - Such a good song tbh?? The vocals all blend in so well together and I love that. I LOVE 2D JUST SINGING “It’s Cold” (I’m a nerd for 2D <3) It’s so fuckin good though seriously 3RD FAVE 49/10

Halfway To The Halfway House - This one is funky, it’s cool but like what’s going on with the actual melody? IDK. I like the choir a lot, this is JUST SO WEIRD WHAT DOE IT MEAN. Anywho, 8/10 because original af

Out Of Body - I LEGIT THOUGHT POPPY WAS TALKING TO ME IN A GORILLAZ SONG?? AND THEN SHE STARTED TALKIN ABOUT CULTS UUHHH NO THANKS?? It isn’t Poppy but I swear to butts, OKAY BUT THIS SONG IS AWESOME AND I LOVE IT SO MUCH. (also 2D at the end my hEART)  9/10

Ticker Tape - This song is so gorgeous and so surreal and I love it so much? So chill and just yes man. Ticker-Tape is fun to say though. SO MUCH 2D TOO WOOT!!! Other vocals were fantastic too though! 10/10

Circle Of Friends - This song is so pure??? LIKE???? I love this so much it makes me so giddy? ITS SO CHEEZY BUT YA KNOW. 10/10 good way to end the deluxe album. After all that scary shit, it was good as fuck.

My ratings are whack, but holy shit I loved this album. I AM SO HAPPY AND EXCITED FOR WHAT ELSE THEY WILL DO WITH GORILLAZ.

[neoculturetaekookies-blog]

Vernon Car Scenario

Pairing: Vernon and OC

Genre: FLuff

So it’s a Friday evening and you’re on campus for a lecture.

The lecture FINALLY finishes and yo ass is already out the door cuz food is more important lmao.

SO you hop into your car and turn on the ignition.

Well, kinda.

Your car won’t turn on :,) YAY (yes this happened to me lmao, this is why I’m writing this)

Now you’re panicking because this is the first time it happened and you don’t know how to jump start a car!

So you’re looking around to see if anyone can help but nobody is close by cuz boo, the lot is dead as hell.

You don’t know how long it’ll be until someone comes to the lot so you decide to walk a block to get food because you’d rather suffer with a full stomach, I feel.

Now you return to your car, sweatin and dying but you got a bag of food in yo hand so life is great fam.

You sit in your car, eating that bomb ass sandwich and then a nice ass black car rolls up next to you.

While eating, you watch as a model status dude gets out and you can’t help but stare. 

All that goes through your head is, “mmmm boo, you come here often ayeeeeeeee. Holla at meh.”

And you keep watching him as he walks farther away and farther and farther...

ANd then you realize

I kinda need him to help me lmao.

So you run out of your car with your cheeks full of food and yell out for him.

He turns around and makes a “Wtfff” face.

You’re like, “shit why did I take that bite before getting out fml.”

But then he shoots you a smile and asks what’s up.

While you struggle to swallow your food, you gesture him to come towards your car.

And when you can properly speak, you explain that your car isn’t turning on and you really need his help to jump start it.

Just keep in mind that your headlights and radio can still turn on, just not the engine (remember this!!)

You have an older SUV which is kinda normal to have issues with.

The thing is, this boy doesn’t know how to jump start cars either because he has a brand new, fancy car and he never really thought this would happen.

But you don’t have to know..

SO he plays it cool and is all like, “Sure thing!”

You grab the cables from your trunk and give it to him while you go back to the drivers seat to open the hood.

Because you’re so distracted, you don’t see him struggling to untangle the cords while trying to ask siri how to jump start a car.

You join him a little to early and he didn’t get a chance to properly google what to connect each metal clip with which part of the engine.

So when you check up on him, he’s acting all swift and connecting the wrong clip to the wrong part of the car but you don’t know that lmao.

From your point of view, he looks like an expert (it’s kinda sexy aye)

But in his mind, he’s like, “fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck”

So he has everything clipped (just not in the right place) and he goes into your car to try turning it on.

The first few times, all that happens is your engine is making a clicking noise.

He then steps on the gas while turning the ignition and boom, yo car is turned on by the sexi boi (and so are you) lmao kill me

BUT REMEMBER WHAT I TOLD YOU TO KEEP IN MIND??

Yes, so your lights and radio work fine and your engine makes a clicking noise when the ignition is turned but it doesn’t turn on.

What does that mean for a old SUV like yours?

It means you ain’t need no jump starting lmao. All you needed to do was step on the gas while turning the key.

Idk why, it’s some gas clog thing but no joke, all you have to do is step on the gas and turn your key.

(This isn’t the case for every car lmao but if you have a 1998 SUV like mine, that’s the solution boo)

Basically, this boy didn’t really do shit to help your car lol

But he thinks he has a 6th sense in cars now and is some amazing panty droppin wizard

And you think he’s a car expert and model or some shit.

So in reality, y’all look stupid (especially with the way he clipped the cords)

But it doesn’t matter because it’s a win-win situation.

You thank him and tell him he saved your life, even though you knew that wasn’t true and he knew that wasn’t true but you can’t help but exaggerate when a hottie is in your car.

So he gets out and say its no problem and then even though he was smooth the whole time, he starts getting fidgety.

And you do too cuz you’re like, “shit, I made him uncomfortable..bruh kill me.”

But then he asks for your number and claims it’s so you can contact him if you need help again.

Lmao okay

Y’all end up texting everyday and you find out his name is Hansol, but he prefers the name Vernon.

A cute name for a cute boi :’)

So weeks later, you call him and tell him your car tire popped and you need his help.

And he says he on his way (he’s only 5 minutes away but doesn’t get there for another 15 cuz he spent 10 minutes researching how to change a tire)

When he gets there, he finds you in your car eating a bag of chips with all 4 tires nice and pumped.

And he’s hella confused.

TBH your tire was never popped in the first place, you just wanted an excuse to see him.

So you tell him to come to the drivers seat window.

And he doesn’t complain and you hand him a concert ticket for a local band.

You ask if he wants to go tonight and he’s like, “hell yea!”

And you tell him you’ll text him your address and to meet you in a couple of hours.

Then you drive away cuz you a boss and he literally has hearts in his eyes.

ANd he’s smiling like a lunitic while walking back to his car

and then he stops and realizes...

“wait what about the tire??”