#idk what their actual ship name is soz

[necroangelz]

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i love hearung people infodump about stuff wven its stufg idk pleasr peladeplelfeldmf dies

( the angel apologizes for the late response to uur ask . it's been more than a week .oops . it's okay though because this infodump is HELLA LONG. /SRS )

i adore ppl who listen to infodumps > < /p gen

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infodump about an oc

so, then, let me tell uu about the story of the half demon and the human she loved. (aka my demon Slayer ocs doomed Yuri )

this infodump is gonna require some prior knowledge to demon Slayer tbh > < I'm too lazy to explain details that are specific to the demon Slayer series Soz ... also my autocorrect might randomly capitalize Slayer so just ignore that

so let's introduce the characters !!

KAGUYA UBUYASHIKI

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kaguya's name above links her playlist that i made a few yrs ago !! the playlist is quite old and i don't add new songs to it as much but i quite love it a lot > < i think the songs suit her well so there's no reason to change anything

at the start of the canon series (like lets say kaguya is in the story because thats how i wrote it lmao) Kaguya is 25 years old. as her surname "ubuyashiki" implies, she's an adopted member of the ubuyashiki clan. her mother was a pillar (a pillar of what, I'm not sure yet ahaha...) who disappeared before kaguyas birth, and left the infant Kaguya at the doorstep of the ubuyashikis. they decided to take her in and raise her alongside kagaya ubuyashiki, the head of the demon Slayer corps at the start of the series. Kaguya is 2 years older than kagaya. she is also his only surviving sibling as the rest of their siblings committed suicide years ago (canon fact i read just now lol)

she doesn't know much about her mother, and only knows her mother through the stories that others tell about her. unfortunately, due to their line of work, those who knew her mother end up dying until she's the only one carrying her mother's memory. there rumors though that her mother had an affair with a demon right before giving birth to kaguya

Kaguya hopes to find her father one day. how she will do it, what would she do (ask him why it had to be her mother, ask him about her mother, kill him, form a relationship with him, etc.); she doesn't know.

fun fact about her father: originally she was going to be the daughter of muzan kibutsuji. because this was a common trope i did before, i made ocs who were the daughters of villains. i didn't really regard the villains as parental figures because i was in love with them, but i suppose i enjoyed the family dynamic this trope would have. it was interesting to imagine the villain parent as being softer and kinder to their daughter (if they were on the same side [kaguya would not have been on the same side as muzan, obviously]), their daughter being spoiled, treated like royalty, and inheriting the same villainous traits from their parent(s)... i actually did have another oc who was muzan's daughter, although she didn't exist in the same "universe" as kaguya lolz

... looking back at my childhood and family history i can see why i was so in love with this trope

anyways. Kaguya harbors a secret that she doesn't hide well, so most people are aware of it, but out of respect no one accuses her of anything. Kaguya might just be a half demon half human (okay well take out the word "might" because she IS). she exhibits great inhuman strength and speed, she can heal quickly from any injury (it's not as fast as the regular demons' regeneration, but she can survive injuries that humans would usually die from. she recovers quickly from injuries and never gets sick. healers love her. literally. i used to ship her with shinobu.) she's also allergic to sunlight and wisteria. she gets severe rashes when she stands under the sun for too long and her body temperature rises quickly when she's outside. hence, she wears a wide brimmed hat to protect from the sun. i also think she would wear her universe's version of sunscreen. she also feels nauseous around wisteria. heaven knows what would happen if she ingested it.

she's sort of a prodigy when it comes to being a warrior/fighter. she began having rigorous training to fight demons since she was 8 and since then she has become a high profile demon Slayer. (that age might change... it used to be 6 but i thought 6 was too overkill lol. that's really young isn't it. she should be at the playground /ref)

I'm a bit undecided about what her breath style should be. it used to be breath of the Phoenix (based on the song the Phoenix by fall out boy) and i have a design of Kaguya with red robes which would fit that breath style more, but I've grown used to purple robes Kaguya! i know i could have Kaguya use breath of the Phoenix while wearing purple robes, but robes are often symbolic of a slayer's breath style, and purple robes just don't really give Phoenix vibes.

Kaguya with red robes ! i use this design in an AU of kaguya's story. i won't go into the AU in this post but all one needs to know is: it's based on moon knight. because i just so happened to have a moon knight phase around the same time i was really obsessed with kaguya's story

another breath style Kaguya could use though is wisteria breathing. i just thought of this recently so it's a wip idea, but it could be interesting bc wisteria breathing is strong against demons but it will also hurt her. wisteria and all that. it feels symbolic of her as a character as well.. somehow

anyways, Kaguya is aloof, keeps her distance from others, acts invulnerable and cold, although she has moments of warmth and can still show kindness to others. she prefers that others do not get to know her on a personal level and keeps everything professional. her brother and her 1 or 2 friends encourage her to loosen up and they've tried everything to get her to socialize with others.

she's desensitized to her pain and others'. the corps often gives her the hardest jobs simply because she's one of their best fighters, so she's used to long battles (and winning). she's not cocky when it comes to fighting, but she certainly knows that she will eventually win. she rarely shows fear. she knows that a scared warrior is not what people need.

obviously she has a dash of trauma added to her character.

i realized Kaguya is extremely similar to mizu from blue eye samurai. i didnt intend fur that—kaguya was made AGES before BES was released, but i think that's really cool lol

RISA AKAGI

kaguyas childhood friend who died at 25. she was a demon Slayer of a high rank, just like her dear friend. came from a rich family with parents that loved her; sadly they never understood her deep down. they didn't understand her dreams to pursue creative arts like writing and music. instead they wanted her to marry so they can become more wealthy.

her parents did arrange a marriage for her, but they lost their wealth anyway. and soon enough, risa lost her husband and her family.

risa was used to dealing with expectations. her peers often viewed her as a perfect unattainable standard. someone to watch and be jealous of. someone to compare themselves to.

she was a practical person who kept calm often. a lot of people liked her and thought she was easy to get along with. she always knew what to do, how to behave, to get people to like her and do what she wanted them to do. many people in her circle liked to act as if they know her well/personally/deeply but she's a guarded person who knows how to keep people away, just like kaguya. the difference between them is that risa can fool people into believing they're closer than they actually are

i actually never thought of what risa's breath style would be. kaguya was her main mentor when she was in training so maybe she developed a breath style based on kaguyas? like early on she was using a common breath style but ended up developing one similar to kaguyas. I'll think about it further though.

that's all i can say about risa.

so what's their story anyway?

their first meeting was when they were children (eight and eleven, risa is 3 yrs older). it was a short meeting, almost unremarkable, although they kept thinking of their meeting bcz they wanted to meet each other again very badly. their wishes were granted and they meet again as teenagers (14, 17). this time theyre able to form a friendship and oh, how close they become. it's like a once in a lifetime bond. and speaking of lifetimes they feel like they know each other from a past life.

^ note I'm not tryna be weird about this, they didn't develop feelings for each other until they were both adults/chronologically 20-somethings. Kaguya physically matures faster due to being half demon so physically she looks about risa's age if not older. she doesn't act like a regular young person either due to her life experiences. i made their ages like this to emphasize how she is stronger in terms of physical power despite being younger.

they are inseparable... except for complications in their life that do separate them. one, as they grow up, risa's marriage to an older man is arranged. as a result she doesn't have as much freedom to do what wanted (ie, hang out with Kaguya) like before. they find their ways though, don't worry. a bit after their marriage, risa's family loses their wealth somehow and they're forced to move to a small very rural town

two, Kaguya obviously has to hide her true life from risa. keeping such a huge secret causes fights and other troubles between them but what else is she to do? she just can't tell a regular civilian about the demon Slayer corps and demons at all . she wants to keep risa safe too so she has to tell her Absolutely Nothing

all of that becomes for nothing though when a demon attacks risa's family, killing her parents (and siblings that live with them, if i decide to give her siblings. i should give her siblings), her husband, and her husband's family too probably. but basically a lot of people are dead. Kaguya arrives and kills the demon, but at that point only risa was the survivor. Kaguya tells her about demons and demon slayers, and risa chooses to enlist in the corps.

when risa enlists, she's 20 and chronologically Kaguya is 17. of course she hasn't really properly ENLISTED yet because she has to go through the final selection ! ( i kinda find it funny that they call it the "final selection" when there's no other selection process for demon slayers other than this, but it's also kind of a final thing in the way that many people Die from it ) so risa moves to kaguya's estate and trains for three years before entering the final selection. obviously she survives and passes with flying colors because she was trained only by the best (kaguya <3). she became friends with the people she saved/helped in the final selection too

so now at 23, risa is a demon slayer! things go quite well in her career. she goes on pair missions with kaguya at first so that risa's safety is ensured and she doesn't have a hard time. risa is worried she actually isn't that good of a demon slayer and at some point she hates relying on kaguya during pair missions, thinking that her success is only because of kaguya and not because she has any skill at all.

aside from that risa also tries to deal with the trauma of losing her family and the mental and physical strain that comes with training and fighting demons. she's terrified that she too will lose her life one day but when she fights alongside kaguya she feels safe, and when she goes home to kaguya after a successful solo mission, she's determined to do her best fighting demons for the rest of her life so that she's happy when she dies

but then she thinks, does she really want to do this for the rest of her life?

kaguya thinks of the same thing too, because before this she was fine being a simple weapon for the corps. a weapon with no friends, no connection to this world, and no real passion in life. she's so strong, obviously she's meant to be a demon slayer, right? but being with risa causes her to rethink everything and what she truly wants

the two of them discuss if they want to retire when they're a bit older. get a nice house in the countryside and live together, raise livestock, and live a calm life where they never think about their missions and they never have to raise a sword against a demon again

,,, well

one day, risa goes on a solo mission and doesn't come back. kaguya knows where she went so she searches the whole place for her, and searches even farther, but none. she tells corps workers stationed in nearby locations to keep an eye out for risa, she searches every week for her, but she doesn't see her nor hear from her for months. she doesn't even find a dead body

what she does find, a few months later, is risa turned into a demon. she would find out later too that demon!risa had already killed a few humans in their time apart. demon risa has no memory of her life as a human, so her first instinct upon seeing kaguya is to attack her. risa is quite strong as a demon. it hurts kaguya to see risa fight with a variant of the same techniques she used when she was still a human

kaguya wants to save her, she wishes there was an ending to this battle that didn't involve risa's death, but she's relentless in her attack. it was either risa died or kaguya died

so she's slain by kaguya. let me just copy paste this line from my notes:

"as her head gets chopped and falls off, one moment from her human life flashes before her eyes. a blurry memory of her and kaguya sitting in kaguya's estate, drinking tea and enjoying the afternoon sun. the memory constantly changes shape and briefly morphs into other memories that she can't process, and it feels like a scene playing from far away. like a memory that isn't hers. risa doesn't think this is from her memory at all, due to the blurriness and transience of it. she dies facing the sky and a single teardrop falls from her eye."

risa was 25 when she died. kaguya was chronologically 23

as one can guess, this whole ordeal traumatized kaguya even further than she is already traumatized. poor thing. all of this would have taken place 3yrs before the main story (so kaguya would be 25 too when the main story would roll around)

okay, so what really happened to risa on the night she disappeared during the mission anyway? how did she become a demon?

i don't have a LOT of details sorted out, but basically she was wounded and super duper hurt during the fight, the demon she's fighting offers to turn her into a demon (i'm guessing she should've been fighting a demon moon then... oohh what if she thought she was fighting a regular demon but then a demon moon shows up and offers to turn her??) obviously she declines the offer but in the end she gets forcefully turned into a demon. so yeah !

i would also like to note that in this story, the demon slayers are aged up just a little bit. i'm sure it makes sense to someone that a lot of demon slayers are young—because they die before they can grow old— but a part of me was unsatisfied with that! so a lot of the pillars are in their early to mid 20s, with the exception of muichiro who is 17, tengen who is 31 (this bitch is 23 originally wtf??, and gyomei who is 44 (HE IS 27 I THOUGHT HE WAS IN HIS 40S)

thats all i have to share i think. thank GOD its all over now /s if one has somehow made their way to the end and read everything in this ramble, comment uur fav video game or something .

aaaaaand thats the end of kaguya ubuyashiki and risa akagi's wonderful backstory and their happy ending.

[geekytealover]

Ohhh the coulson/may in s2 e4… what if we were old friends what if we were spy partners what if we danced together what if you knew me better than anyone else what if I asked you to kill me

[diamonds-dont-sparkle-they-shine]

MORE RANDOM IDEAS THAT ARE POPPING INTO MY HEAD:

• so Aphrodite and Ares are sort of always at each other's throats (in the way cousins are - i remember my male cousin and i used to always love fighting, like, wrstling, when i was like 10 and he was like - 5? Idk i cant remember, but damn that kid was strong bec i vividly remember my other female cousin (if i was 10 then she must have been like 6 - holy shit we were crazy im dying) having to help me in order to pin the dude cousin down for longer than 5 seconds like wow) - so basically the relationship that my female cousin and i have will be like that of Athena (thene/thena) and Aphrodite (fro/diety), and that bickery-sibling sort of relationship that i have with my male cousin is the relationship Aphrodite and Ares will have

(Please yall aphrodite and ares will NOT be shipped even though their namesakes do the nasty like come on they're cousins who literally WATCHED EACH OTEHR GROW UP)

• so anyways aphrodite and ares do this thing where idk they sort of sabotage each otehr or try to ruin the other's holiday (dont even ASK athena why she even joins them - actually, she joins them to make sure they dont get arrested and dont die bec come on) and also these kids come from rich families so they're like, "f the law!" and basically they do whatever they want (super annoying if you're not them but in my head they're fun-loving, adventure-chasing people)

• and by adventure chasing i actually MEAN chasing like i mean ares chasing aphrodite throughout the cobblestoned volterra because she no doubt did something to him in the morning (im thinking pulled some sort of elaborate prank thing on him that left him trapped somewhere??? I dont know??? I dont do pranks so someone help)

• and anyways the three of them (i deleted eris soz) are also very very VERY dramatic

• so naturally, while aphrodite and athena bump into demetri and felix (oop) who are wearing cloaks (double oop) in the shadows of the buildings (triple oops), a sudden loud shout could be heard and what is that? Oh, you know, just ares naturally shouting diety's name in a curse ( "APHRO-DIETYYYYYY!" )

• and then just athena being like (eyebrows raised in confusion) "ares?" and aphrodite getting excited because "oh my doesnt this feel vintage" and also because ARES IS COMING GOTTA YEET AHAHAHAA so aphrodite literally drops athena's ass like byeeeee gotta run from your raging brother

• and athena is just like ??? (and when the realisation hits her she's just:) "you have GOT to be kidding me" but of course, this is ares and aphrodite, what could they ever get out of kidding her?

• so athena asks demetri and felix if they have a map because she thinks that maybe aphrodite and ares will chase each other through the town and she is irritated because she doesnt wnat to have to go scavenging for them - so she gets the brilliant idea of "oh! A horse!" because dont like policemen ride horses in some fancy places??? plus italy seems dramatic enough to have their policemen on horses soooo

• she asks demetri and felix if they know of any places that'll have horses (she doesnt care if the horses are like being used by people - all she can think of is finding a horse and then jumping on its back and having like, an actual athena-riding-into-battle moment, except, she isnt riding into battle, she's just riding after aphrodite and ares... but the two of them together are equivalent to a battle so whatever)

• yeah so idk what happens next dont ask me i havent had anymore ideas oops

[purplesurveys]

969

What is your least favourite thing about your full name? I don’t know if it’s right to say I have a least favorite thing about it. At this point in my life I’ve gotten over complaining about anything about my name and I’ve ended up liking it, actually.

How good is your grammar? My fluency in both English and Filipino is pretty much perfect. Kinda called for when it comes to communications graduates, haha. But yeah I grew up speaking Filipino and then learned English through media, school, and my English-speaking friends, so my exposure has always been balanced.

Do you like the age you are? Idk I feel like age loses its significance when you’re like 20. < Yeah, same. The last age I got excited about was 20, but turning 22 this year felt a little boring and not just because I had to celebrate at home. I’m imagining it would be the same for 23, 24, 26, 27, etc and that I’ll only look forward to milestone years now, like those that end in 5 or 0.

Music. It’s amazing. Do you agree? It’s great, but I’m not as attached to music as most people are. It’s hard for me to get into new acts and I mostly stick to the artists and albums I’ve listened for years. Music can also sometimes be too emotional for me, so most of the time I prefer flocking to content that will entertain me when I’m sad, like sitcoms or YouTube videos.

What’s your favourite kind of poptart? I’ve mentioned this before but only like, five flavors ever get shipped to the Philippines. My favorite is chocolate fudge, but I’m sure I would have other favorites if we were able to have their whole flavor roster.

Do you like sunglasses? I don’t really care for them. They look nice and there are certainly a lot of cute and classy sunglasses designs out there, but ultimately I don’t like how it impairs my vision. No matter how bright it is where I am, I tend to not feel comfortable when everything I see has a black or brown tint to them. 

Do you think dreams can give us insight to things? I don’t know if it can give insights, but I believe that your general emotions and life experiences can have a hand in what dreams you end up having. In my case, whenever something is currently heavily troubling me I always, always end up dreaming about them.

Have any cheesy kids songs memorized? Depends on what you mean by cheesy kid’s songs. I don’t actually know what that refers to.

Besides your computer, what else is cluttering your desk? A Tupperware with peanut brittle, another Tupperware with a half-eaten brookie, two notebooks, my copy of Midnight Sun, my phone charger, a nearly-empty glass of water, and my night light.

Why is your worst enemy your worst? I don’t have an enemy...haven’t had one since, like, grade school.

What does your dad do? He’s an executive sous chef at a luxury liner. But his company and the nature of his work is obviously one of the most affected by Covid, so he hasn’t been in his workplace since February and it’s impossible to tell when he’ll be needed again.

How late do you usually stay up? During weekdays, I’m in bed by 9 or 10 PM. Work is exhausting most days. But on the weekends, I’m able to stay up til midnight or even a few hours beyond that.

The political spectrum. Where do you fall? The more radical side of the left.

Do those commercials from the ASPCA make you cry? They’re a US-based org so no I haven’t, but their ads probably do have the ability to make me cry.

When was the last time you visited a nail salon? I remember going inside a nail salon with Gabie in like 2017? 2018? because she had been trying to get me interested in pampering sessions for myself haha. I never saw the appeal though and if I remember correctly that was the only time I ever found myself inside of a nail salon.

What was the last thing you used sliced bread to make? My breakfast yesterday. I just used the bread to wrap a hotdog. 

If you had to eat one type (Chinese, etc.) of food which would it be? I would have absolutely no problem eating Indian food for the rest of my life. Their spices, the curries, breads, chutney, samosas, paneer? *chef’s kiss*

Enough about food. Have you used Wikipedia for a school report? I used Wikipedia all the time but use the sources on the bottom of the page. It was so easy to go around the whole “don’t use Wikipedia for research” when the sources cited in Wikipedia articles are always subject to strict review by the site’s moderators to ensure their credibility lol.

What is your favourite glass to drink from? I love my mom’s Starbucks mug. I use it all the time when she isn’t home.

When did your family immigrate to wherever you live now? We’ve never migrated, even though my mom had always wanted us to. If we pushed through with it, we most likely would have landed in either the US or Canada.

What does your room look like when you sleep? Completely dark. I also like keeping my windows open and my blinds partially open, because the cold air at night feels nice.

What tabs are open on your computer? The window I’m currently on is pretty loaded actually. There are six Tumblr tabs, 12 Bzoink tabs, two tabs on Google search, and one Wikipedia tab.

Are your fingers long, or short? They’re rather long. 

Reality TV: Love it, or hate it? OMG hahah I like most of them, but I can’t stand dating shows. As a demi, I just could never relate to the idea of casual dating and dating shows have always been super boring to me. I can binge most of the other reality TV shows though, especially cooking ones and KUWTK.

What time is it in the country you get the most of your heritage from? Welp, that’s a creative way to put it. 6:47 PM.

Do you use a top sheet? My current bedsheet doesn’t come with one but I do have other bedsheets with top sheets that I routinely change to.

How often do you engage in illegal behaviour? It comes up every now and then but it’s nothing more than illegally downloading books and movies lol.

Who is your favourite comedian? I’m not big on comedians but I came across Sindhu Vee’s stand-up comedy on Facebook a month ago and she’s sooooooo fucking hilarious. Jokes about extreme Asian parenting will never get old for me. I definitely wish more of her acts were available online.

Do people say you have an accent? Sometimes I’ll get compliments for being able to speak in English well, but idk about accents.

Could you tell me what the capital of Bosnia is without looking it up? Nope. I wouldn’t even be able to point at its general region on a map. Soz.

AOL: Do you use it? No.

Do you find Family Guy’s cutaway scenes funny, or annoying? I generally find cutaway scenes funny. I’m sure I would find Family Guy’s funny as well, considering I’ve enjoyed their humor styles in the past.

What colours are on your current shirt? Brown.

How many children do you want/have? Two.

Would you rather live in this decade, the 1960’s, or the 1910’s? 1910s. The very limited women’s rights and social issues of the time would be sucky to witness, but I’m still interested to see how different life was back then whether in terms of technology, how different my city used to look, or whatever.

Pepsi vs. Coke? Neither.

Do you think you look good with a hat on? Sure, I like hats :)

[bltuln]

dear evan hansen and hamilton for the musical ask meme thing !!! :000

henlo!! ty for the ask

here the meme if anyone needs it

ham

Favourite Character: samuel seabury rkgjtstgtsfor real tho it’s probably philip or laurens or jefferson

Least Favourite Character: maria’s husband. let me kick his ass

Favourite OBC Cast Member: o!! another hard one!! but i’ll go w leslie odom jr. hggnghgngh leslie’s voice is so cool and also this cover is very very blessed

Favourite Current Cast Member: rachelle ann go OOF

Favourite Song: FIRST BURN–does that count????from the actual musical, it was non-stop. it’s just so catchy and it’s a nice way to close act 1 imo. teNSIONS ARE HIGH!!!

Least Favourite Song: i don’t have one tbh!! most of them are pretty ok with me and i don’t really like one less than all the others

Favourite Act: act 2

Favourite Ship: eliza x happiness (and probably ham x laurens)

Least Favourite Ship: idk tbh i don’t really ship anyone aside from the canon ships in ham (and maybe ham and laurens bc historical records got me rolling & the musical got me rolling too) probably any ship that kind of has iffy undertones to it. they’re still based on historical figures, actual people, so 

If There is Something I Would Change about The Musical: make it more historically accurate, i guess? but it didn’t stop it from becoming a hit so i dunno if it’s necessary. probably, because of the influence it has over a lot of people nowadays. some audience would probably think it’s super accurate in some parts and be mistaken (like me when i first heard of it)

Ratings: 8.5/10 can i just say the props and the costumes and the rotating platform are???? the best????

dear avon handsoap

Favourite Character: idk,, what’s his name???? he’s 19 and can’t read

Least Favourite Character: larry murphy–but that’s not because i hate him 👀👀👀

Favourite OBC Cast Member: wiLL WILL WILL WILL WILL NYE THE BOWLING GUY

Favourite Current Cast Member: maLLORY!! alEX!! sKY!! idk i love them all tbh but i REALLY love mallory’s take on zoe and what i’ve seen from sky so far and of cOURSE boniello has the best hair

Favourite Song: UM does “obvious” count???? i love how innocent it is and how it’s just a cheesy love song as opposed to “if i could tell her”from the actual musical, it’s “good for you” because i love to suffer*replays jared’s parts over and over and over and over and–*also!!! i really like the new lyrics for zoe’s “requiem” solo

Least Favourite Song: idk tbh!! they’re all p good.

Favourite Act: can i answer both acts

Favourite Ship: kleinsen kleinsen kleinsen kleinsen kleOK so i’m kleinsen trash but let me introduce you to these shipsZOE X CHRISTINE (BMC) OR ALANA X CHRISTINE (BMC)i love zoestine more tho

Least Favourite Ship: treebros (it depends tbh but im mostly rly iffy with treebros…soz)

If There is Something I Would Change about The Musical: spend more time with jared. (it’s still sad that his last scene as a character is good for you…)

Ratings: 9/10

[kjm-l]

All fu*king 100

@rlydontlikeme hates me

1. Favorite EXO album? - The War definitely 2. Favorite title song? - Overdose with Monster right behind 3. Best Era? - I’ve not been in the game long enough to be a fair judge of this but I loved Monster era 4. Favorite b-side song? - This question is IMPOSSIBLE! What U do, Artificial Love & Transformer. I can’t choose just one 5. Who’s your bias? - my number one man will always be Junmyeon 6. Who’s your bias wrecker? - Sehun and Chanyeol 7. Favorite choreography? - Overdose 8. Favorite MV? - Monster 9. Favorite EXO Showtime episode? - The last one 10. EXO K or EXO M? - EXO K 11. OT12 or OT9? - OT9 😬 12. Dance-line or Vocal-line? - RUDE uhhh vocal-line 🤢 13. Vocal-line or Rap-line? - Rap-line 14. Favorite Vocalist? - I love them all??? Ksoo if I HAD to choose 15. Favorite Dancer? - My baby sehun 16. Favorite Rapper? - Chanyeol 17. EXO First Box or Second Box? - Both🤢 18. Miracles in December or Sing For You? - MIRACLES IN DECEMBER 19. Wolf or Growl? - Growl 20. Is EXO your bias group? - uh no i’m an a***. Of course they’re my ride or die 21. MAMA superpowers or WOLF werewolves? - superpowers duh??? 22. Favorite Friendship? - ❤️SEHO ❤️ 23. Favorite Ship? - I don’t ship bye 24. Favorite China-line member? - Yixing OBVS 25. Aegyo Xiumin or Abs Xiumin? - abs xiumin lmao im a hoe soz 26. Do you own the EXO Lightsick? - If I did it would be up my a** right now 27. Lucky One or Monster? - Monster *hides* XOXO or EXODUS? - EXODUS DUH 28. EXODUS or EX’ACT? - oh…..exodus 29. Favorite OT12 moment? - idk them really oops. I love the episode where they were eating are reading fortune cookies 30. Call Me Baby or Love Me Right? - CMB 31. Favorite EXODUS song? - Transformer 32. Favorite Beagle-line member? - my man chanyeol 33. Favorite EXO superpower? - yixings healing powers🤧 34. As vocalists, Luhan or Chen? - chen all the way 35. Drop That or Lightsaber? - lightsaber 36. EXOLU’XION or The Lost Planet? - pff exoluxion 37. How long did it take you to learn all their names? - god I dont remember that lmao. A couple days? 38. Favorite ballad? - my answer ❤️💖❤️💖❤️ 39. El Dorado or Black Pearl? - el dorado 40. Least favorite ship? - I don’t ship 41. Kai or Jongin? - nini 42. Favorite EXOMENTARY video? The bowling one 43. Favorite EXO K member? - junmyeon obvs 44. Favorite EXO M member? - minseok 45. As vocalists, D.O. or Baekhyun? - FUCK…..ksoo 46. As rappers, Sehun or Tao? - my bby sehun 47. Do you actually like Wolf? - hell yeah bitch 48. Favorite OTP moment? - any and all seho moments 49. Have you ever seen EXO live? - no😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 50. Moment that made you cry? - promise on exoluxion always make me cry 51. Most handsome member? ALL OF THEM (my man jm) 52. Do you still watch EXO Showtime occasionally? - rarely 53. Cutest member? - JUNMYEON AKA BUNNY also bbh 54. First bias? - bbh for like a week ok oops 55. Favorite XOXO song? - heart attack 56. Favorite Baekhyun era? - uhhh monster/lotto but also all of them 57. SatanSoo or SquishySoo? - idk a satansoo he’s only cute 58. Xiuhan or Hunhan? - neither 59. Favorite EXO photocard? - monster/lucky one or sing for you 60. Sehun’s eyebrows or Sehun’s legs? - him legs🤢 Favorite EXO pet? - vivi is the true mvp 61. Hyung-line or Maknae-line? - rude ._. hyung-line 62. Favorite EX'ACT song? - artificial love or white noise 63. Favorite movie with an EXO member in it? - JESUS idk 64. How did you get into EXO? - this is a long ass story but cut short I saw them for the first time on mama 2013 and was shook to my core. When I decided to stop fighting it and get into kpop exo was the first group in mind. They’ve always been my number ones. 65. Mom!Suho or Sexy!Suho? - BOTH but sexy suho 66. Promise or Heaven? - PROMISE 67. Tao’s Z.TAO or Luhan’s Reloaded? - Z.TAO any fucking day 68. Xiumin bun or Luhan bun? - xiumin 69. Have you ever not liked a member? - god no 70. Favorite Chen solo song? - years 71. Baekyeol or Baekyeon? - i DoN’t ShIp 72. Cold city guy Kris or Dorky Kris? - dorky kris 73. Favorite EXO Cover song? - sabor a mi 🤢🤢🤢🤢 74. Did you cry when listening to Promise? - every single time 75. EXO song that you do not like? - stronger 76. Favorite Couple Talk (from EXO first box)? - goddd idk maybe pcy and kai 77. Favorite Kai era? - mmmmm i love me a blonde jongin so monster 78. As dancers, Kai, Sehun, or Lay? - i hate this but imma say kai this time 79. Baekhyun’s (ft. Suzy) Dream or Baekhyun’s (ft. K. Will) The Day? - dream 80. Favorite EXO member IG account? - spoiler king oh sehun 81. Favorite award performance? - mama 2013 or 2016 82. If you could get any of the MID gifts, what would you get? - lmao no clue 83. Kaisoo or TaeKai? - kaisoo 84. Favorite Chanyeol gif? - any of him laughing tbh 85. MAMA or History? - mama 86. Favorite lyrics? - yo, nice skirt 87. Favorite Suho era? - ALL OF THEM 88. Red haired D.O., yes or no? - YES 89. Favorite Chanyeol Rap? - lately it’s the one in forever duh 90. Favorite fanfiction? - Higher (!!!!!!!!!!!!!) 91. Lay’s Go, Fighting! Or Luhan’s Running Man? - go fighting bih 92. Pathcodes or Wolf Drama? - ‘twas before my time oops 93. Taohun or Taoris? - neither 94. EXO Showtime or EXO Next Door? - EXO SHOWTIME LMAO idk a exo nek dor 95. Most significant song for you? - jesusss i have no idea 96. Who are your top 3 members? Junmyeon, Sehun and Chanyeol 97. Why do you like EXO? - They’re talented, amazing singers/dancers/rappers/humans, they’re so kind and humble and they love exo-ls and eachother so much and they make me happy every single day and I LOVE THEM WITH EVERY FIBER OF MY BEING❤️💖❤️💖❤️💖❤️💖❤️💖❤️💖❤️ (This is supposed to be 100 questions no idea why it says 97 but im not going through it lmao)

[bettysnooze]

i can't remember if i asked or not so!! 6, 7, 12, 13, and 28!! long ones im soz

6. which one of your muses have you been playing the longest?

answered here !!

7. which one of your muses has the most ships?

HELEN RIGHT NOW OH MAN, i never realised how flirty she is wow, and the chemistry is off the charts for so many ppl i don’t even know how to begin, half of this might just be in my head so um pls lets talk about sHIPS WITH HELEN

12. what is something everyone should know about your muses before interacting?

betty: she’s made a name for herself among students, i feel like it’d be pretty common knowledge that auradon prep and arcadia uni has its own sandman. they might not know its specifically betty?? but definitely once they’re around her, you’d just know. so if you need a good night’s sleep or some help with nightmares, betty is your girl. 

veronika: she’s a tour guide for auradon prep students! so she’s good for characters that come in for the first time ever. she always has some sort of bag with her and it’s basically a survival kit (water, umbrella, maps, auradon keychains). 

makaria: she always looks amazing. girl with the awesome fashion sense, great nails, great hair. always put together. she had a good relationship with her father, so on the isle they were basically this strong unit. if hades was walking, you’d know mak wasn’t too far behind. 

hershey: he comes from a playable game! the arcade’s on the west coast somewhere, but yeah sugar rush is 100% playable so if it’s relevant for your character to have went there and played sugar rush by any chance, then they probably would remember hershey from there. 

cestrum: he’s tall. like…6 foot more. i think i said he was 6 foot 2. in a crowd he’s one of the tall ones. when he’s sitting down in a low chair, his knees are really knobby it’s like watching a giraffe sit down. 

aiwei: he’s got visible frankenstein’s-monster type scars. recently, he’d had to stitch himself up a lot (without a good access to magic) so along his arms and fingers especially. his skin isn’t warm, it’s a little pale actually but honestly the life comes from his eyes and his smile.

otto: he’s handsome af. literally classic prince charming. comes from snow white’s family, so very posh, very rich boy trope. sits with the cool kids, acts like a cool kid, lives like a cool kid. will only be seen associating with other royals (or those close to royals) or sitting alone. but he always looks busy too. 

illyria: she’s a bit ‘mona lisa painting’ in that her eyes will literally follow you even if she doesn’t move. once you catch her attention, she won’t look away until she’s had her fill of analysing you. also she speaks a lot in class (more in recent months) and if she’s curious about you, you’ll know. she bothers a lot of people in class too lmao.

kirsa: she’s a cheerleader! super team spirit all the way. she’s got makeup on her all the time, has her own version of a survival kit. need lip balm? she’s got new ones you can just take. need pads or tampons? she’s got light, heavy, and super. need a snack? she’s got a brownie in a tin. need alcohol or smokes? she’s got them too. omg she runs high school contraband.

dignan: LITERALLY SO BUSY WITH CLUBS. you will literally always see him hanging out with someone from a sports team, usually the baseball team. he’s literally a jock. since he joined the team he’s taken to wearing some sort of sports fashion – a cap, or shoes, or a jersey or jacket. BUT ALSO he’s in mathletes!! if he’s not in any of his other extracurriculars or studying or hanging with friends, then he’s at the gym or training. 

helen: also a jock. but she’s more known for having aurelius hanging around her all the time. he knows he can’t go into any buildings, so he’s always waiting outside. sometimes he hangs out by the classroom window and watches lessons LMAO. 

penelope: if you look poor, she’ll scoff at you, if you look rich, she’ll wink at you. she may also try to steal your shit, rich or poor. her luck with stealing comes and goes, sometimes it’s a smooth steal, most of the time she gets caught. she always tries tho.

13. what’s a weird headcanon you have for each of your muses?

betty: idk if this is weird but betty has the ability to literally sleep anywhere. once she decides she’s comfortable and wants to sleep, she’s done. betty’s been found sleeping in a closet, under a desk in a student’s lounge, IN CLASS…

veronika: she knows like every word to a handful of like early 2000s songs. outkast’s “hey ya”, eminem’s “without me”, coolio’s “gangsta’s paradise”, black eyed peas “where is the love”. a lot of avril lavigne. she won’t sing it (unless you’re noelle) but she can recite and mouth along to the song

makaria: she had a cooking phase. but only she eats the food bc she doesn’t want to accidentally poison anybody or make them puke. she likes cooking food. considers herself a good food critic.

hershey: hated ice-cream for the longest time bc, as a kid, he couldn’t get through the ice-cream catapult range on the sugar rush track. full-on boycotted ice-cream from like ages 6-10. it was a sad time for hershey.

cestrum: i’ve talked about it before but his tapdancing! started when he found a pair of dancing shoes in wonderland. then he found an old gramophone and some records. he basically taught himself how to tap dance. he doesn’t do it so often now because there’s every chance someone’s going to catch him doing it.

aiwei: secretly tried all sorts of things to make himself taller. he’d do stretches. he’d hang upside down. the last straw was when he would hang by his arms off a tall beam, with weight attached to his feet. he can’t feel pain so he just added as many weights as possible, and one foot literally popped off the socket. there’s a scar there too.

otto: scared of open water. doesn’t like the idea of drowning. he frantically trained himself to be able to swim well (in a pool) but he’s still wary of going to the beach. doesn’t like flying on a plane over large bodies of water. just……..no open water.

illyria: she’s really really bad with makeup. all she had to go on for years was tia dalma’s intense eyeliner, smokey-eye look LMAO. she tried makeup for a while but got too lazy and is just bare-faced now (she loves moisturising though and buys all sorts of sea-themed facewashes and things).

kirsa: she’s really picky about food. she’s a little self-conscious about it so when u eat with her for the first time she just goes with whatever but once she’s comfortable it’s just gonna be so specific. “hi so i’d like the apple pie for dessert with the ice-cream on the side, and if it’s home-baked pie then i’d like it heated but if it’s not then leave the ice-cream and i’ll have whipped cream instead. otherwise, i’d still like the ice-cream on the side – and for the salad, can i also have the dressing on the side please?” this is shamelessly taken from ‘when harry met sally’ but EVERYTHING IS ON THE SIDE

dignan: he’s superstitious especially about competitions. the first baseball game he won, he ate ice-cream beforehand so like now every time he has to eat ice-cream before a game. different rule for mathletes though, whenever they have a competition, he has to do like ten sit-ups. he will do those sit-ups anywhere, but he has to get them done. doesn’t walk under ladders. doesn’t open umbrellas indoors.

helen: she’s really not looking to love anyone right now, but she ends up liking so many people and she kinda loves that physical side of the relationship a lot ??? she also loves showing off and that’s not really a quirky headcanon but like she loves showing off

penelope: idk yet but i think maybe she once tried singing to the birds on the isle (back when her grandmother was still like ‘yes penny sing!!’) and honestly like the birds either died or tried to attack her, she probably has a fear of birds now because of that. 

28. can you sort your muses from weakest to strongest?

PHYSICAL STRENGTH-ABILITY WISE

aiwei: is a pacifist but also just like no upper-arm strength and literally you could rip his arms off with the right amount of force so no

cestrum: could literally knock him over with a strong wind but at least he’s a little more solid than aiwei. also a pacifist. also has a little trauma when it comes to physical harm so he just freezes and let’s things happen to him.

kirsa: has no idea how to defend herself and literally just runs or something and she’s not even a fast runner. she can scream tho and she panic-fights so she has every chance to scratch someone’s eyes out.

hershey: also panic-fights. would rather run (or drive away) than fight. if he had a car in his disposal he would still choose to just drive away with as little injury to anyone as possible. not very powerful in terms of physical fights; he gets beat up a lot.

veronika: knows how to avoid fights. calm in a brawl. uses her environment to her advantage (ie. broken glass, distractions). looks to leave fights rather than end them.

dignan: only more powerful than veronika physically but strategically he’s a mess. impulsive fighter. will throw himself into anything. upper-arm strength because of recent training and exercise; good aim, has amazing aim. 

illyria: calm, strategic, trained fighter. but only good with weapons, not very good with hand-to-hand combat (would rather not touch anyone at all). different scenario if she was in the water, but by herself she’s at this stage of the scale.

otto: brute strength. brawls. boxing. clenched fists and can take a hit and doesn’t stop hitting until the other person gives up. also swordsmanship. 

helen: the most powerful out of all my non-powered people. she’s got the strength, the strategy, the experience and the training. actual warrior princess helen rider. can also do everything in heels and on horseback. can probably do motorcycle stunts.

betty: she has so much untapped potential; the ursula event was only like a small dose of what she could do if she decided to use her powers that way. could end a fight before it even started.

makaria: ofc a goddess of death would be like the most powerful. fire (hellfire) powers, and shadow manipulation and basic magic and teleportation and also she doesn’t know it yet/hasn’t had a chance but she can manipulate the dead that are devoted to hades. also she’s gonna get her immortality one of these days so Full God Mak Aidoneus™

[gaygardner]

I’ve been tagged by three different ppl so I’mma put all of them together. Long post ahead. 

answer the following eleven questions, add eleven questions of my own and tag 11 people.

tagged by @jeffersonjaxson cheers meg meg

1. What was the first fandom you remember being a part of?  Pretty sure it was band-dom. Might have been Simple Plan??? I was an embarrassing teenager.

2. Who would your Dream Team of characters be?  Joan Watson, Kate Kane, James Flint, Andrew Minyard, James Kirk

3. What is your opinion on AUs? It depends on the AU tbh. For the most part, I’m a fan. Some, not to so much. 

4. Favourite potential ship. You know the one where one half died or left before they could become a THING, but in your heart they were/should have been. before they become a thing? uhhh, probably timecanary?

5. fave poly ship/ot3s? you know the answer to this - james flint/thomas hamilton/miranda barlow

6. are you the head, heart, or hands? how much do personality tests fit you? the head i think. i pried being logical. also, yeah, most of them fits me for the majority of the time

7. Odd habit or thing you do? lmao i do this thing when my throat hurts that ppl have said sounds like the sound a gecko makes...

8. Favourite Dead Character Miranda Barlow.

9. Fave thing you’ve ever written/giffed/stanned? this jerejean gif, my sidewinder gifs, any of my flint/hamilton gifs. @nickoflahertys and @bcydbeaulieu‘’s header gifs

10. NOTPs goddddddd why meg whyyyy incestuous batfam, any bruce/kids, l/uriver, r/ay p/almer and anyone, v/ne x el/anor i can’t think of anything else right now but there is a list.... 

11. Hollywood Chris’ ranking i. Chris Pine ii. Colourful suit Chris Pine iii.  Sockless Chris Pine iv. the only chris that matters - Chris Pine   v.  Chris Evans

Tagged by @bisexuallaurellance​. Ta Mina xx

1. Put your music on shuffle and give me your favourite lyrics from the first five songs. I’m in the library and i didn’t bring my earphones so i can’t do this )): soz bud

2. how do you feel about kids? I’m indifferent? I’m not a fan but it’s fine. 

3. If you could be one fictional character for a day, who would it be and why? James Flint so that I know what it is like to be loved by both Thomas Hamilton and Miranda Barlow. 

4. If you could have dinner with any celebrity, alive or dead, who would it be? Celebrity? Chris Pine so that I can ask him what he has against socks

5. At a glance, who is your most popular artist in your music collection (i.e. whose songs do you have the most of)? Probably Panic At the Disco - mostly because Pretty. Odd is one of the albums I will always play on repeat

6. What would be your last meal? Idk. I’ve never really given this much thought if I’m honest with you

7. Favourite toy as a kid? My Tamiya toy car

8. What song fits your favourite character the best? Gay or European for James Flint. IDK where it’s from but someone made a fanvid of it and I haven’t stopped yelling about it.  That and Safe Inside by James Arthur for Zane Garrett. B Y E 

9. Ramble about something current affairs related. This is very local and no one outside my country will care but this sudden increase “malay rights” or as i like to call it ‘malay supremacy’. I know it has been happening since the country gained independence and social media has made it even more obvious. But the fact that because the malays are the majority, they think they have the right over everyone else. Like, fuck. you don’t shut the fuck up and sit the fuck down. 

10. what fandom discourse makes you angry? all fandom discourse makes me angry

11. what’s your opinion on smut? I’m alright with it. But I’m not really a fan of Porn Without Plot

Tagged by @eliotswaugh​. Thanks for the tag, Ana! x

1. What’s the otp that haunts you? Like, we all have sunken otps, but what’s the ship that still haunts you and will always lowkey haunt you because they were so amazing that you will never understand how they didn’t end up together? God damn it Ana. I feel like you’re doing this on purpose. Our OTPs are so tragic. But the fact that Dan/Blair ended so badly will haunt me till my dying breath.

2. What show has Completely Disappointed You? Like, started-out-so-good-how-did-we-end-up-here disappointed you? ahem all of DCTV ahem. 

3.  What book has gotten to you? Not necessarily your favorite, but a book that hit you in the feels or made you cry or rethink things in your life or you just genuinely enjoyed? The Man Called Ove by Fedrik Bachmann. It’s not my absolute fave but god the book just got to me. 

4. If you could sink one of your otps so that another one of your otps could sail, which 2 would you pick? And why? I would sink Emma/Killian so that Thomas/Grace could sail. Out of all my proper I-was-so-invested-in-this-ship otps, I feel the least connection to Emma and Killian. I think it’s because the whole keeping things from each other to “save” them got so tiring and I wasn’t as invested in it as I was. And Thomas and Grace deserves to be happy together. 

5. What’s your IMBED alignment type thing? What does it mean? Explain that shit to me like I’m really dumb cause I’ve never understood it. I don’t know what this is?

6. Favorite book to movie or tv adaptation? ALL OF HBO WAR. B Y E 

7. What’s your HP house, who’s your demigod parent and what’s your Game of Thrones house? And do you think this actually says something about your personality? Ravenclaw, uh idk and I can’t remember. Sorry. Not really? I don’t know the Ravenclaw thing, parts of personality fits the house but others not so much. 

8. What’s your comfort show? Like, a show you can watch over and over again? Psych. Forever and always.

9. Favorite Queen song?  Somebody to Love.

10. Do you watch any medical shows (like Grey’s Anatomy or something)? What are your thoughts about it? jksladfhdsjafhjkdsafh NO. I have very, very strong feelings about this - and Emily knows all about them (mostly because she is a massive dick and keeps telling me about it and sending me videos and commentary). In saying that I tried watching Chicago Med and I quite liked it. But then the whole relationship issue got boring real fast and so I stopped. 

11. Who’s your Best Bisexual and your Best Gay character? Bisexual - god. ZANE ZACHARY GARRETT. I would die for him. I was gonna pick James Flint but I think he’s more pansexual Gay - MAX MAX MAX. Oh my god. Max is such as badass. She started as a prostitute and ended up controlling Nassau. And she doesn’t take shit from ANYONE. I love Max. 

My questions: 1. Would you consider watching a show/movie in a language you don’t understand? And have you? If so, what’s your favourite? 2. Three things you’ve bought and regretted.  3. Star Trek or Star Wars. Sherlock or Elementary. If you want, explain why.  4. Who is your favourite 25 and older LGBT+ characters? What book/movie/show are they from and why do you love them? 5. A book that you wish would be turned into a tv show or movie.  6. If we were to move to a different planet because this Earth is dead, would you call it Earth-2? If not, what would you name it?  7. Deep space or the deep sea?  8. Tom Hanks or Tom Cruise? 9. Diversity = representation: thoughts? 10. Why do you think buying things make us feel so happy? 11. Cillian Murphy: real or fake?

Tagging you’re not obligated to answer these questions as usual @nickoflahertys @zanesgarrett @chadwickbose @blackcanarydinah @scottsunmers @chochang @hcourageous @bcydbeaulieu @valjeanmoreaus @ruinsrebuilt @wondertrevz

[ofwoodsandwaves]

list of people u should probably follow

yeah, idk what’s taking over me but here’s a list of people who are the Greatest and idc if u follow them tbh but u should know that they’re the Best (if ur not in it and we talk it means i have a goldfish’s memory and forgot, soz @.@) 

The IRL crew:

@lilismilemexd​ well, Cy isn’t the best of friends actually, since 1) she decided to leave me for Ireland 2) she convinced our friends to leave too 3) livechats shows with me 4) I miss u silly 

if u follow her you’ll likely see a lot of:

SPN

SebStan

MCU

Destiel (on top of the SPN yes)

@ssantisheep​ is the best because she 1) did not follow Cy to Ireland 2) got lost with me in Versailles 3) is the cutest 4) kicked my ass at Smash Bros 

HBO War

Black Sails

SPN

funny posts

@lupevensies​ is the sweetest??? like really, i want her to raise my children kittens 1) made me food!! 2) cheers me up when i’m in a funk 3) titus loves me 4) best person to snark with 

pretty aesthetic

Moonlight

them star war

prob a lot of Black Sails soon

The tumblr squad: 

@monroe-militia​ i hope ur getting some sleep in between writing those essays 1) brainstormer extraordinaire 2) writes amazing fics 3) those revo text posts are the best reaction images 4) always sends me prompts 

nbc revo

the flash 

quality content

@thestateofardadreaming​ her motto is probably “treat them with kindness” 1) always here to make me feel like there’s still hope & i’m not alone 2) encourages me to write fics no matter the ships 3) we actually have very little in common when it comes to shipping and it’s hilarious 4) always sends me prompts too

nbc revo (Charloe)

klaroline

LOTR stuff

kindness 

positivity

@minyardl​ my smol (tol) child 1) if u didn’t know they are in luuuuuuv 2) does pretty art 3) won’t speak french in front of me 

art stuff

aesthetic stuff

fox stuff (the books about fake lacrosse, not the animals)

@elbatmun​ has been with me thru a lot 1) i’m pretty sure it’s been at least 3 years, can u believe? 2) video games advice 3) likes warm days 4) got me to watch a french cartoon 5) catwoman 

mass effect: A

B99

the flash

all the good stuff are there

@jaqofspades​ & @hayjbsg​ the cool fandom aunts who always provide the best advice and are the literal embodiment of ship and let ship

nbc revo

the 100 (apparently it still airs)

black sails 

writing advices

@nooravaltersens​ don’t know how come i wasn’t following you before since u watch literally all my shows 1) Mangus buddy 2) suggested i use Savetti as a pen name 3) made me ship Sana/Youcef (a lot) 4) a cutie pie??

all the shows

literally

any shows u watch

julie probably gifs it

Skam

@bisexualklausmikaelson​ 1) keeps my klayley heart warm and happy 2) amazing writing & writes a LOT 3) best person to discuss the eps with 

the originals

riverdale

poetry

that’s a wrap, anyways this is to mean i care about u because i suck at, like, emotions. Again, if i forgot anyone i’m super super sorry and ily!

[bonenzone]

SOZ FOR THE LONG ASS SUBMISSION 

I’ll distract you from the length by giving you armporn and hairporn. (Never be sorry! *see’s photo’s below* I… wh…what were you saying?)

Oh look some pretty eyes AND dat jawline

(noooo that pic didn’t load, T😭😭)    

1. Lol I think from the beginning I was a huge fan of Carenzo BroTP and then somehow I shipped Enzo with either Klaus or Kol. If it’s s5 Enzo then I’d pick Kol cuz lbr, Enzo was a handsome, mischievous smirky face back then. If it’s the current hot damn romantic Enzo then I’d pick Klaus because I feel like Klaus doesn’t really listen to what women have to say… he makes plans (sometimes good ones but he’s an idiot when he does them) and doesn’t tell anyone so it backfires on him. He does listen to men so he’d probs listen to Enzo and Enzo would just be that voice of reason and love to Klaus. I also imagine Caroline off to the side just rooting for them and being the biggest advocate of their relationship. (Ah, ok this explains it lol. This is amazing and I support you in your endeavours to make Klenzo happen)

2. On a completely different note: They released another teaser for the finale. CAN YOU HEAR THE SOUNDS OF THE STELENA SHIPPERS RISING FROM THEIR TEAR SOAKED GRAVES?! Wait. It’s just hit me. The end is coming in 18 days (or 17 for you rn) Holy shit, I never thought I would stay with this show but here I am. (Did they?!! How have I not even seen this? I am a terrible fan blog. Lol listen, I was a casual viewer living my best life. GD BE.)

Spec 1: Lol Stefan is either dying or already dead (dead and in Bonnie’s dimension. Which I call: Bonnie’s purgatory) idk about you but to me Stefan definitely looks like he is in highkey emotional pain. So if he’s actually dead/dying then he’s saying goodbye to his first love of his life. (I don’t mean to casually forget Valerie, Rebekah, and Katherine but lbr, Elena was the first person who stayed with him and wasn’t lying to him in any way. They were an actual ok couple. But now Caroline is the love of his life and it looks like that relationship is dying. Yikes,) No matter which way we look at it, Stefan is done with his immortal life. The Salvabros attract trouble like nobody’s business so even if he’s actually alive, there’s no guarantee that he’ll be alive when Elena potentially wakes up in 60+ years. So he might as well break the news now and have that Stelena closure. (I actually agree with all of this. This is the most plausible spec imo)

Spec 2: lol Damon’s dead and Stefan volunteers to be the one to break the news to her. Damon probs sacrifices himself for Stefan because the writers love to give him redemption stuff. Stefan blames himself so he’ll be the one who has to deal with Elena’s potential mental breakdown. Stefan wasn’t there the first time they thought Damon was dead. He might as well be there when Damon’s actually dead. (Ooo this is a good one. We don’t get the ‘Stefan redemption’ potential we did with spec 1 but it’s definitley an option.)

Spec 2.1: SO. If Damon’s deaded AND Kai has a way to get Elena out of that magical coma AND Elena is a human AND Stefan is a human as well AND apparently KC reunion of some kind is happening… Do you see where I’m going with this? I don’t want to be dramatic or anything but…SE might actually happen. They’ve already had romantic buildup since s1 so the haters can’t say “NOPE, it can’t happen because they don’t love each other where have you seen them love each other” (looking at you BE haters, buildup my ass. They have more buildup than most tv couples) Stefan and Elena will stay together because that’s what they’ve known from the start of all this crazy. SE might break up because how could they possibly work? Caroline might as well let Stefan go so that way he can live a full and happy human life with Elena. Then a few years later (or however much time the TO time jump is) Caroline meets up with Klaus because if SE can be happy, why can’t she? While those ships are living and dying, Bonnie and Enzo will be off to side happy and living in Paris with Bonnie pregnant with a baby boy they will eventually name Felix. ( 👏👏👏 insert popcorn gif. This is some kind of spec. Not sure the writers would be this inventive but I was with you for the whole ride.)

Just a lil extra note for the more involved TVD fans: They keep showing that shot of Elena looking at the trophy case. It could be just the writers establishing that Stelena are having their reunion in the school but we know that school. They could’ve shown us Elena walking through the halls and we would know that they’re at the school. I don’t remember the trophy case being significant in the past so why is it significant now? (So a key point to note here that K pointed out to me yesterday is that when Stefan was saying goodbye to Elena in 6x22 they were talking about when they would see each other again and he joked it wouldn’t be at the school. This could be why she looks so shocked when she see’s him there? He could be in her head before she wakes which makes a strong case for him to the one linked to her over Bonnie. Ok I’ll stop ruining your beautiful post. Solid spec, T. A++ 😘)