#idk what spurred on Any of this dream tbh

[underskz]

➪ choi yeonjun x reader ✩ w.c ~900 — 18+ minors dni —

✰ DARLING LINE PARTY HOUSE AU

pov: party boy yeonjun is annoyingly tempting

note: tbh idk what this is i just opened tumblr drafts and started typing which is the most unhinged thing i've done in a long time,,, i blame this wholly on the darling line party house bc they’ve been just rotting my brain… i haven’t even skate ratified em i don’t know whats going on someone HELP ME

warnings: suggestive language..blatant to be exact, yeonjun is a player, alcohol, otherwise this is pretty tame for me lol.... nothing too spicy

"So, come here often?"

You bat away his hand before he can fully sling his arm around your shoulder, that famously smug grin of his tearing across his face when you try to side step away only to be blocked by a wall of people.

"You ask me that every single time, Yeonjun." You sigh, making a point to roll your eyes at him.

You tried not to make it a habit to attend the so called “darling line” parties, every single one just an excuse for the three hosts to charm pretty little clueless things into their respective beds— though you and half the population are well aware the rumors of them taking sharing is caring to a new level are very much true.

But the parties are admittedly fun, plenty of free booze, actual good music and a grossly impressive and spacious house since all three of them are even more grossly rich. Awful.

"And it works." He takes a swig straight out of the bottle of Hennessy he's been clutching in those lithe fingers. It's maddeningly hypnotizing, his adam's apple bobbing with each languid gulp.

"It quite literally, doesn't." You narrow your eyes at him.

“But it will, eventually.” He shrugs, that irritating smirk curling at his lips. And this shared haughtiness the three of them have is the worst part about any of it, Changbin being the most tolerable, more loud than anything, Wooyoung falls right in the middle and Yeonjun is…Yeonjun. “C’mon let loose a little, you never have any fun.”

“I just beat Changbin and Chan at pong, shotgunned a beer with Beomgyu and watched Mingi do a striptease for San. I’m having plenty of fun, you’re the issue.”

He stares at you, there’s flash of something that can only be described as devious in his eyes before offering you the bottle and even if the guy pisses you off you’d be a fool to say no.

And just as you try to grab it from him he pulls it back, wagging his finger in your face and clicking his tongue like he’s admonishing a child.

“Yeonjun.”

“Say ah!” You consider turning on your heel, chalking this down to being the final straw and going back to ignoring him for night. But the quirk in his brow is a blatant challenge, and there’s no way in hell you’ll let him win.

Hesitantly you tilt your head back, letting your lips part just enough. Before you can react his hand comes up, fingers gripping your cheeks and forcing you to open your mouth a little more.

He’s careful enough to pour the liquor right into your mouth, even though you half expect him to make a mess. The moment he pulls back you shove at him, trying your damndest to not let your face screw into something ugly as the bitter liquid crawls down your throat.

“Too bad I like it a little messier.” Yeonjun sighs, only spurring you to curl your lip at him.

He’s standing too close, trying to trap you into a corner so you’ll be forced to look at and pay attention to nothing else but him.

“Aw, is the undeniable sexual tension between us making that pretty little head spin?” He leans in, pouting when you dodge his hand coming up towards your face. You contemplate grabbing the bottle of liquor from his hands and making a proper break for it, deciding that anywhere else in this godforsaken house is better than here.

“You fucking wish.” You mumble.

“Yeah, I wish I was fucking you.” He takes another step forward.

“In your dreams Choi.” You try to map out an escape route.

“How did you know?”

“Don’t you have some drunken new target wandering around here you could bother instead?” The place was crawling with more than enough people willing to spread it for him, but he always has to make point to come bother you.

“Booooring!” There's a glimmer in his eye, something devious and tempting. “Dance with me, baby.”

That bit of alcohol muddling your brain almost has you agreeing, your teeth coming down on your tongue just hard enough to keep you from falling right into his hands.

“Nope! Oh look there’s Jisung, bye.” And just as you take a step he catches you by your waist, yanking you back so you’re pressed against him.

“You’re always running away from me.” His lips come up against the shell of your ear. “Scared you’ll fold?”

“As if, I just can’t stand you.” You helplessly try to pry his hands off of you, an irritated whine escaping you as he snakes his arms around your waist.

“Mm, nah, I think you like me, I think you want me so bad you don’t even know what to do with yourself.” His voice is low, forcing a warmth to spread across your cheeks and snake down into your belly. Helplessly you blame the alcohol, thankful that he can’t see whatever expression you’re making right now.

"Get bent." You grit out, forcing your elbow between his ribs and managing to escape his grasp.

"I'd rather be bending you over!" He calls out shamelessly after you, your only reply throwing the middle finger over your shoulder.

[spookberry]

On occasion, I wind up having these like weird "cinematic" dreams. They're not connected or anything, but there's this feeling to them. Like I'm watching a movie in 5D. And oddly enough they usually have pretty well rounded plots?? Though they always end on a cliffhanger😒

and i had one recently that I just cant get off my mind

it was about two middle school aged kids meeting at a book shop. so like what i picked up on straight off the bat was one was like a stoic straight laced type of girl and the other was a troublemaking bean of a boy. And they were at this small little bookstore ran by this old couple. the was buying the next installment of some gore filled action series and she was buying a very frilly and fluffy looking shoujo manga. And I think it was meant to be important that these were both shoved into a corner at the back because the store sold more classical literature than anything else.

Anyways, being rude little kids they immediately bickered started bickering over who had the better taste in book. And they kept this up while they waited for the cashier(the owner) to finish shelving something in order to ring them up. But then they wound up actually talking about the books they liked. And even after they had paid they sort of... walked out of the shop together. They spent the rest of the afternoon walking to the park and talking to one another. It didn't take long for their bickering to turn into a real enjoyable back and forth that eventually became kind of romantic. And It was as the sun was starting to set, they sat together on the top of the play structure at a local park that he asked for her name and she told him(it was Saki cuz I'd just read a japanese horror story before bed where the main ghost was named Saki. no one else in the dream was named.) and they didn't ask when they'd see each other again. Didn't try to share information. They took a picture together at one point, but otherwise they were just too busy enjoying each other's company to really think about what would happen afterwards.

The next day, unable to get his mind off her, the boy went back to the shop. She wasn't there, obvi. But unsure how else to find her, and knowing how much she loves books, he figures, well surely she'll be back at the shop again someday. So day after day he'd go back and wait around. And he waited for years without ever seeing her. Eventually he became pretty close with the couple who ran the shop, they became something of bonus parental figures for him. When the wife died, kid started working at the shop officially, spending even more time there to help out the old man. Before I knew it he'd become quite a kind and charming man. He was a young adult I think, nearing the end of high school.

His friends were visiting the shop one day, pestering about how he spends all his time there even when he isn't working. And they're trying to convince him to go goof of with them, but he can't obviously, a new costumer just walked through the door. The dream sort of sparkled around this person, as if every detail about them was important. From this guys messy obviously dyed blonde hair, to the piercings in his ears. And he was Familiar, but not really to me. To my bookshop boy. Anyway, he couldn't figure out why the guy was familiar and just went about his shift as this guy looked around the shop. Eventually he wandered out of sight to the back of the shop and thats when one of bookshop boy's friends turn to him and goes "hey didn't that look like Saki a bit?"

[nolawritesfanfics-deactive]

Making Out with Xiao

Notes: Tbh I don’t know what this was meant to turn out as… I just wanted to practice writing some suggestive stuff because I was bored 😅 anyways this is definitely a bit rushed- if anyone has any tips on how write stuff like this, I’d love to hear them! Have a nice day! ^^

Summary: You make out with Xiao and starts he crying ig idk how to describe it [TvT]

Warnings: unedited, suggestive, kissing, mentions of angst

The moon was high in the sky, it’s milky light illuminating everything that laid before it’s presence. Stars were littered throughout the moon’s light, glowing as they intertwined their dreams with the desires of mortals, weaving them like strands of the finest silk. Everyone was asleep at this hour- everyone but you and Xiao. Whispers and tiny moans could be heard coming from your room, but only from people who were deliberately trying to listen. Luckily, you both were quiet enough to continue without being caught.

Xiao’s hands roamed over your sides, the feeling of his skin on yours drawing another desperate noise from you. You couldn’t remember how you had ended up like this, and Xiao couldn’t either. It had started out as an innocent conversation- your lover had come home covered in scratches, so you thought you’d do him a favor and bandage them up for him. There were multiple gashes on his back, which was concerning, but you knew that things could be worse. In truth, everything was perfectly normal.

All that was exchanged between you two was just small talk, nothing more. But, within seconds after you had finished, you found yourself being pinned up against the wall of your bedroom, Xiao’s lips crashing onto yours over and over again. It was startling, but soon enough, you started moving your lips in tandem with his own, allowing his access to your being. Now, you were entangling your fingers in his hair, wallowing in the heated atmosphere.

Shining strands of black and turquoise hair fell over the Yaksha’s face as he broke away for air, a thin strand of saliva connecting your parted lips. Heavy pants filled the room, rushed whispers of affirmation flowing along with them. You let out a breathy giggle before reconnecting your lips- the rough kiss that Xiao had given you before now melting into a tender, soft one. You smoothed your thumbs over his warming cheeks. He was so soft, so vulnerable- the mere sight of him like this sent butterflies zipping through your chest.

Xiao wasn’t much different. His mind was dazed over with love- something he never thought he deserved to feel. Yet, here he was, wishing that he could finally become one with you. Everything you did made him want to squeal and dote on you- and he wanted nothing more than to return that feeling to you. With every touch of your lips against his, he became more desperate. Suddenly, Xiao pulled away from you and looked you in the eyes. He leaned up to your neck, hurriedly attacking your skin with wet, open mouthed kisses.

“X-Xiao…!” You whimpered, snaking an arm around his waist. The Adeptus pressed his lips to your neck a few more times, before moving away and nuzzling his face into your neck. He panted, a soft growl rumbling through his chest. Both of you started to come out of your lustful daze, and reality started to kick in again. Heat rushed to your ears as you realized how close he was to you. It was almost laughable- not a single person had ever affected you this much, yet this unstoppable man had managed to steal your heart.

“Ah… hah…” You exhaled, a lovestruck daze glossing over your vision. “Xiao, what- what was that about?” Your question was left unanswered by Xiao, leaving you to assume that it was just a spur of the moment thing. Heavy sighs left your mouth as you rested your head on the wall behind you. Then, your eyes drifted to the area next to your bed- right where Xiao’s shirt laid, right next to a roll of bandages.

Oh. You had completely forgotten about that.

You laid a hand on Xiao’s bare chest, taking in the feeling of his soft skin, along with his scars. You moved to lean your forehead against his, your quickened breathing slowing down as you did so. The poor boy was trembling because each gentle word and touch you laid upon him. The feeling was so beautiful, yet confusing to him. Xiao wanted nothing more than to stay with you forever in this moment- to stay here, as two young, foolish lovers, cherishing each other while basking in the moonlight.

Everything seemed so insignificant when you were around. His scars, his pain, his karma, everything he hated about life washed away in seconds when you were around. And if you were the vast ocean he was destined to drown in, he would gladly lay down his spear and let you take him. It was selfish to stick around you, but he couldn’t help it. You were too perfect, too angelic- and Xiao would be damned if he ever let himself hurt you.

Xiao has no understanding of ‘love’, in any sense of the word- but you make his world worth fighting for. So, the Adeptus presses his own forehead against yours, and finally, finally lets go. Clear, crystal tears begin to fall from his eyes, shakily bringing his hand to cup your cheeks. A soft, weak mewl rises up from the deepest part of him, alerting you of his state. Concern is plastered onto your face- that is, until you see his expression.

It was loving and warm and so unbelievably rare to see from someone like him. Gratitude was spilling out from his eyes as he stared at you, inches away from your lips. And for a few moments, everything is silent. For a few moments, you two truly are what you’ve always wanted to be- free, idiotic, and inseparable. Then, Xiao’s voice drifts through the silence. He only mumbles two words, but they mean more to you than anything else in the world.

“Thank you….”

You stared at him, a melancholy smile spreading across your lips. Your fingers rub soothing circles into his scalp as he collects himself, shaky breaths escaping his throat. Everything felt… so strange. Crying made him feel out of place and uneasy, but relieving all at the same time. It scared him, but he knew that, as long as you were with him, he’d be okay. Everything would be okay.

Xiao gazed at you, placing his hand on top of yours as it came to rest on his cheek. All is silent, and for a few moments, there is nothing but the soft breeze surrounding you. The glow of the moonlight won’t fade for a while, and the night is still young. For once, you have a rare spout of time. So, Xiao reconnects your lips, silently promising to make his absence up to you in whatever way you’d like.

After all, what better way is there to show his gratitude?

[yamalegacy]

can you do nsfw headcanons with mt lady please?

can i? can i do n/sfw hcs for one of my favourite characters? of fucking course i am! and i will happily do so bc i'm big time horned monster for lil miss mt lady! and well, since i didn't know where to start, in true super extra french fashion, went overboard and finished the n/sfw alphabet for her 💛

i’d already done a, d, l, m, t, y but i added them to this post so that i can have a full alphabet in one post!

cw: mentions of dom/sub dynamics, rough sex, threesomes, dry humping, finger sucking and slight oral fixation probably, mentions of so many things tbh. yū is a brat. also, pubic hair and stretch marks? idk man

⚠️ MDNI not so casual reminder for minors to not interact with this post ⚠️

A — AFTERCARE ( what are they like after sex? )

she is a bottom through and through and a pillow princess, so get ready to have to take care of her because she gets even lazier than usual after a good fuck. she can get whiny and demanding, asking for a bath or tea or both, but you’ll always be rewarded with cuddles and kisses. if she doesn’t fall asleep, that is.

B — BODY PART ( which body part do they like the most? )

big time ass and thighs girl right here. she enjoys a handful (or two handfuls, you know), girl loves a shapely ass that feels nice in her hands. she can’t keep her hands off of a nice ass.

C — CUM ( any headcanon about cum )

she complains a lot about basically all things cum related at first lbr, not to the point of complaining about going down on you (well, depending on how much you come, really...). it’ll take a while for yū to accept to kiss you after you eat her out, but you’ll catch her moaning at the taste of her own arousal more than once. and well. maybe sucking on your fingers after you fucked her turns her on a whole fucking lot. don’t expect her to admit it out loud tho.

D — DREAMS ( do they have sex dreams? what kind? how do they react? )

fairly regular kinky dreamland visitor. yū hates her sex dreams though. she always wakes up just when things are getting good, so she wakes up wet, needy and desperate every time. if you aren’t sleeping together that night, she’ll send you messages to complain, or even call you, hoping for a quickie over the phone. if you’re in her bed, she won’t care what time it is, she’ll wake you up and demand that you make her come. if you ignore her and go back to sleep, be ready to deal with a grumpy pro hero all day long (poor kamui woods has heard her complain about it way too many times and wishes he could forget everything she’s told him, especially that one time she dreamed about a threesome with you and him).

E — EXPERIENCE ( how much experience do they have? )

a lot less than you’d expect her to. yū is still young and she’s been extremely busy trying to become a pro hero so she hasn’t had that much time to experiment. she’s had a few partners, but it’s mostly been vanilla experiences for her.

F — FAVORITE POSITION ( what is their favorite sex position? )

she likes when things are close and personal, so missionary is always good with her, honestly. she loves being able to see your face and kiss you when you fuck her. yū also enjoys being bent over your lap, so that you can fuck her with your fingers and pull at her hair — learn how to multi-task, my friend, and she’ll be putty in your hands.

G — GRAB ( where do they like to have their hands on you the most? )

ass ass ass. thighs. ass. there’s very few things that yū loves more than a good ass and she will never stop touching it when it’s within her reach. when she is acting jealous or possessive, she tends to grab you by the wrists. if she’s still feeling possessive when you get home, she will crawl on top of you and keep her fingers wrapped around your wrists for a while, and then intertwine your fingers. yū has a habit of squeezing, it’s a way for her to make sure that you’re there, with her, that you aren’t going to go away.

H — HOT & BOTHERED ( what are they like when turned on? )

oh boy. is she a wild one! no matter what, she will be needy, but it might manifest in two very different ways. 1) she’ll give you the cold shoulder and pretend that she totally isn’t horny and desperate, she’s stubborn like that, but she sucks at hiding those things from you; she always presses her thighs together, that’s her biggest tell 2) she’ll just outright initiate intimacy, kiss your neck, straddle your lap and grind on your thigh.

I — INTIMACY ( how caring are they during/after sex? )

yū isn’t exactly the most gentle of lovers in general, even outside of your sex life. she is good with gentle touches, like caressing you, touching your hair, but when it comes to sex... little miss pillow princess expects you to take care of her. and she can be pretty demanding about it. but her habit of holding your hands is one of the ways she shows she cares.

J — JACK OFF ( any masturbation headcanon )

when adrenaline sets down after a day at work, yū needs the release more than anything, it’s also a really good way for her to relieve some stress. being a pro hero isn’t easy every day after all! she tends to want to make it quick because she doesn’t have all that much patience, which is exactly why she avoids penetration when touching herself; she’s all about rubbing her clit and vibrators — and she knows how to make it rough and quick.

K — KINK ( favorites? which ones do they keep secret? )

(semi) public sex, edging, overstimulation and multiple orgasms. dominance and any display of dominance that might be associated with a dom/sub dynamic, really. yū is a sub and it shows. she’ll complain about orgasm control because she’s not getting the release she needs, but it’s one of her favorite things. she has a bit of an oral fixation, bit of an obsession with sucking your fingers and licking them clean after you’ve fucked her, but she... well, she doesn’t want to admit it tho. it’s not that much of a secret since it’s become extremely obvious to you. on the other hand, she wouldn’t mind trying some roleplay/petplay and a bit more of degradation, but she sure af would mind saying it out-loud.

L — LOCATION ( what is their favorite place to have sex? )

being the pillow princess that she is, yū will always favor a comfortable bed over anything else, but it doesn’t mean that she doesn’t enjoy sex in other places. the two of you have become well acquainted with the couch at her agency (which has led to some awkward situations when you realized too late that you weren’t actually alone in the building).

M — MOTIVATION ( what turns them on? )

extremely sensitive and painfully easy to turn on. you barely have to try to turn her on most of the time, really. run your fingers on her inner thighs, grab her by the waist, whisper in her ear about what you want to do to her and she’ll be ready to go. yū will complain a lot if you do it in public, but that’s only because it gets her turned on in record time! hearing your voice, your praises, spurs her on better than anything else.

N — NOPE ( any turn offs or hard limits? )

she is a bit claustrophobic and her quirk makes it dangerous for her to feel trapped, which is why you have a safeword. she doesn’t like being handcuffed or tied down unless she knows she has an easy way out. she likes when you sit on her face, but not for too long, for the same reasons.

O — ORAL ( do they like giving or receiving? a preference? )

yū is an oral enthusiast, of course. she prefers receiving (she isn’t a pillow princess for no reason), but she enjoys pleasing you and being good for you, so there’s not a doubt she enjoys going down on you.

P — PACE ( fast or slow? )

her impatience makes it harder for her to enjoy slow at times. she wants it hard and fast (partly because it’s much easier than dealing with feelings). and well, when you take it slow and edge her... she is so sensitive that she’s come without permission on accident more than once because she just can’t control it. fast is easier because then she knows you just expect her to come.

Q — QUICKIE ( are they up for a quickie? )

always. all the time. never not up for a quickie.

R — ROMANCE ( do they like romantic gestures to set the mood? )

while she likes the idea on paper, the whole concept of taking the time to enjoy the moment, have nice scented candles and a warm bath, and she might put some effort into it when she has days off tbh. but it’s mt lady we’re talking about, you should know better than to expect all that romance fantasy! yū still knows how to surprise you from time to time.

S — STAMINA ( how long can they last? )

yū is a pro hero. she has years of training behind her and regularly works up to stay in shape, so she definitely has the stamina to go several rounds! but depending on how tiring her day has been. honestly, she might not make it to a first orgasm one some days, but those are rare occasions.

T — TALK ( what is their dirty talk like? )

yū isn’t necessarily the best with words; she’s all for kisses and touches. but if you’re touching her the right way, she’ll tell you how good you are. she won’t hesitate to tell you that she’s all yours and that she’s wet just for you.

U — UNFAIR ( how much do they tease? )

this woman. she knows your weaknesses, she knows what turns you on, what makes you want her the most. she likes to provoke more than to really tease; she wears the outfits that you love the most on her, the cute bras that push her tits up just right, the pretty sets of lingerie that she’s bought to look nice for you. if she’s feeling mean, she’ll swat your hands away when you try to touch her, but honestly, it won’t last long because. well. once again, yū is extremely impatient and there’s no much that can be done about it.

V — VOLUME ( how loud are they? )

makes a lot of noises but isn’t super loud in general. moans and whines, a lot of them. she makes the prettiest noises, honestly.

W — WILD CARD

you can't tell me that with her quirk she doesn't have stretch marks. she kinda hates them and is glad that her hero costume hides them, but seriously, just take a minute to kiss them and run your fingers over them. funnily enough, while she hates her own stretch marks, she could spend hours appreciating yours.

X — X-RAY ( any headcanon about their bodies and grooming habits )

yū takes really good care of herself and her body — she doesn’t like to shave everything off when it comes to her pubic hair, she keeps it clean and trimmed tho. she has very nice ethics when it comes to her appearance. shaves, no waxing, she hates the idea of having to go to a salon and have a stranger touch her, even if it’s their job.

Y — YEARNING ( how desperate do they tend to be? )

mt. lady is queen of yearning. she’s also queen of pretending that she doesn’t miss you all the time. if work takes over her life for a few days and she can’t see you for a while, you can expect her to just be glued to you the second she sees you again. she’ll be extra needy and probably want to ride your thigh. she wouldn’t be able to let you go. and yet she’ll try (and fail) to pretend like she didn’t miss you and wasn’t desperate to feel you again.

Z — ZZZZ… ( how quickly do they fall asleep? )

well... it’s happened a few times that she fell asleep embarrassingly quickly after an orgasm... let’s say you’ve stopped counting how many times she’s fallen asleep with your fingers in her mouth.

[hinasho]

isle of the lost vs descendants 1 characterizations

the book ends literally when the movie starts so their personalities cant be that different right? lets see

(similarities posted at the bottom!)

DIFFERENCES:

book: when evil queen goes on about beauty related things, especially in regards to her daughter, usually evie would begrudgingly recite whatever “tip” eq taught her and just go along with what she says. not to say she hated those kinds of things, but whenever her mother brought it up, she never expressed similar excitement or engagement. more often than not she was indifferent to her mother’s beauty antics, and we only see her talk about them in regards to herself in the last few chapters (im not talking abt the mirror incident, but the one liners she’d drop about her appearance here and there) movie: when the parents first tell their kids about going to auradon, eq talks about sprucing her daughter up before she leaves and evie is visibly excited about the makeover. she also goes onto encourage it on others as seen when they’re all in the limo and she tries to put makeup on mal.

book: the villain parents are not friends and we almost never see them together. the one time we saw the parents/adults all together was in the prologue scene for evie’s 6th birthday party. after that they never interact and dont pay each other any mind. this is especially true regarding evil queen and maleficent, as they state in the book that they’ve been at odds ever since they fought over who’d rule the isle. eq has also just been welcomed back into society after being banned by the other, so time-wise, at worst, they are still enemies and, at best, barely tolerable acquaintances. movie: evil queen & maleficent have a significantly close relationship, so much so that eq knows her house like the back of her hand and where maleficent keeps things, specifically that her spellbook is in the fridge. they even have a laugh about how they use to run things before being forced to live on the isle. they seem to be genuinely close. 

put the rest under the cut bc this post is too long lol

book: jafar and jay’s mantra is “whoever has the gold makes the rules” which was significant because it helped them while in the forbidden fortress movie: jafar and jay’s mantra is “there’s no team in I” (while this change was surprising, i also wasn’t that upset abt it bc both book and movie!jay struggle with teamwork)

book: carlos is not athletic at all and goes on about how he hates gym class. he is very focused on stem and doesn’t really care about any other kind’ve hobby. meanwhile jay is athletic and does casual parkour when going anywhere. movie: both of them do extreme parkour in the opening song. im not referring to the dancing ofc, but the extra flips and tricks they do. this is not unusual for jay, but is in regards to carlos.

book: jay isn’t the only one that goes around stealing things, mal very much does it to. at the end of the day they’d even compare how many things they’ve stolen to see who’s the best thief. jay usually wins, but still, both are thieves. movie: when they get to auradon, mal is very confused as to why jay would take the time to steal things and even needs for him to explain why he does it.

book: ben describes audrey as a classic fairy tale princess. she finds all things in auradon lovely and beautiful, and even has a bird land on her finger during their date. while she does think negatively of everyone on the isle, she acts mostly “lovely and sweet” before anything else, and it is not faked. think: giselle from enchanted. movie: idk how else to explain this difference besides “audrey just has a different vibe”. she is more regina george-esque than genuinely cheery, and puts on an obviously fake smile and attitude so often that queen belle expresses distaste for her 

SIMILARITIES:

mal likes art and goes around the isle putting up tags --- (the romance storyline wasn’t bad, but it would’ve been nice to see mal maybe join an art club? or get into painting or smthg else related to her hobby)

carlos is afraid of dogs --- in the book he can’t even say or hear the word bc it’s a trigger for him. he can say “puppies”, but he cannot say the word dog. whereas in the movie, he says the word several times. this is an extremely minor difference to be fair

when they’re afraid/think they’re in danger, they all cling to jay

they’re not used to sunlight 

the ben & mal tension on first meet (and continued infatuation before the cookie scene) --- in the book both characters have had a dream about the other. they didn’t know who the other was, but they remembered the dreams vividly enough that they were able to describe their faces in detail. in the movie when they first meet, both pause on each other several times. it’s likely because of the o’l Disney Romance™️, but it could also be because of curious recognition. 

jay is a flirt/smoother charmer and girls fawn over him

carlos is good with and likes science & technology

mal wanting to prove herself to her mother & the others not being as set on it --- in the book, mal is constantly reminded of the times her mother has called her “not worthy of bearing her own name or of being her daughter” and it causes mal to lose her cool several times. the other VKs also have parental issues ofc, but ones that are not as focused on proving themselves like mal’s are. theirs lean more towards other problems. in the movie she is extremely insistent on reminding them what they’re at auradon for and that this is their “one chance to prove themselves”

the core four freeze in fear when confronted with the reality of their parents’ pasts

mal can touch maleficent’s scepter --- to be fair that dance number in the museum was most likely just mal daydreaming, but still

jay going off on his own/following his own plan --- in the book jay and jafar plan for him to go with mal to the forbidden fortress and then double cross her and steal the scepter for himself, taking it as their “big score”. in the movie when they first see the wand with their own eyes, he runs off in front of everyone and only opens the gate enough for himself to squeeze through. carlos has to open it wider so they can all get through it after him. and once theyre in the same room as the wand, he reaches for it first against mal’s wishes.

carlos is bad at sports --- this is in both the differences & similarities section because, while in the book & movie he’s bad at sports, in the book he also doesnt like them and has no desire to do them as he is completely focused on science & tech. while after some practice in the movie, carlos joins the tourney team alongside jay. (i personally would’ve preferred for him to join a computer or engineering club)

mal can manipulate people with ease (book: evie / movie: jane & ben)

fairy godmother is mainly the one that enforces the “no magic” rule --- beast may have created it, but both in the book & the movie, people/creatures talk about fairy godmother being the one that restricts them

carlos climbs trees/searches for higher ground when afraid

evie knows how to use her looks, specifically her smile, to get the things she wants (book: persuading dr. facilier / movie: getting info out of chad)

audrey likes to dance 

carlos is sarcastic & competitive 

mal cheers up evie when she’s upset 

evie is good with academics

ben wanting to be his own person rather than act like his father --- this was a good continuation from book to movie as ben only realizes he needs to be himself in the final chapters, which he just continues to encourage in the movie. 

mal’s spur of the moment saving tactics

the villains aren’t good with computers/the internet --- the isle canonly doesn’t have wifi and in the movie the villains struggle with the laptop that was most likely given to them from an auradon representative

audrey’s family still being deeply traumatized by what maleficent did 

belle not letting beast talk shit 

mal pitying her mother for what she went through --- in the book: when she sees the past of what happened at aurora’s christening and sympathizes that her mother was nothing but a sad lonely girl. in the movie: the “and i really wish you hadn’t gotten there yourself” line during ben’s coronation

annddd yeah!

honestly there were a lot more similarities than i was expecting, and i am pleasantly surprised! book to movie things dont usually crossover well, but honestly, the first movie didnt do too bad of a job of it. 

tbh i think the one that probably suffered the most was audrey’s character. she really seemed very different from her book counterpart. this isnt to say that book!audrey was a saint and would’ve treated the VKs kindly, but she also wasn’t a fake person and was genuinely that cheery and upbeat all the time. whereas in the movie, it seems like almost nobody likes her (except chad) bc of her “fakeness”. 

i personally think if they were gonna go with the “bad girl and her minion” role, then audrey should’ve been the minion. in the book she was kind’ve an airhead (?? idk she just tended to have her head in the clouds a lot) and if one of the auradon girls told her to act a certain way towards the VKs for the “good of auradon”, i could see her listening to them. i dont know if she’d be the one to come up with the evil deed herself though. 

overall, the continuity flowed pretty well. i wish they didn’t change audrey’s character like they did (they probably could’ve had jane play the role of ‘stuckup girl’ tbh since she was a new character and her mother had a higher position in the kingdom compared to audrey’s parents anyway, so smthg to boast abt), but other than that, the movie’s characterizations were kinda close to the books!

[thesunnyshow]

Name: leyna

Age: 1X

Writing Blog URL(s): @jensungf​

What fandom(s) do you write for? nct (dream)!

Nationality: american!

Languages: english, vietnamese (spanish??? very bad)

Star Sign: capricorn sun!! 

MBTI: enfp-t hehe

Favorite color: lavender

Favorite food: beef chow fun/noodles

Favorite movie: our times!

Favorite ice cream flavor: chocolate chip cookie dough

Favorite animal: cats! 

Coffee or tea? What are you ordering? hmm i’m not a big fan of either tbh but vietnamese iced coffee with a LOT of condensed milk is super good 

Dream job (whether you have a job or not): honestly idk! maybe an editor or professor who knows

Go-to karaoke song: “gee” by snsd or “if it ain’t you” by alicia keys

If you could have one superpower, what would you choose? vocal-induced manipulation or basically power of persuasion with my words hehe

If you could visit a historical era, which would you choose? maybe the 90s! i really like the vibes and aesthetic

If you could restart your life, knowing what you do now, would you? no bc learning is a part of life!

Would you rather fight 100 chicken-sized horses or one horse-sized chicken? horse sized chicken hahaha bc horses are wild

If you were a trope in a teen high school movie, what would you have been? drama queen LOLL

Do you believe in aliens/supernatural creatures? to an extent yes! 

If a genie gave you three wishes, what would they be? world peace, equality for all, and hmm true love in every life i live

Fun fact about yourself that not everyone would know? i have 3k followers on pinterest hahaha weird flex

When did you post your first piece? april 2020!

Do you write fluff/angst/crack/general/smut, combo, etc? Why? i write most fluff and angst or a combo! with some crack bc who doesn’t love some humor hahah

Do you write OCs, X Readers, Ships...etc? i write reader inserts

Why did you start writing on Tumblr? ive been writing on tumblr since 2015, just for diff fandoms bc i always loved reading fanfics and i wanted to become a better writer

What inspires you to write? other writings, real life experiences, dreams, basically anything!

What genres/AUs do you enjoy writing the most? i find fluff easier to write than angst but i like a good balance of all the genres! i rly like writing soulmate!aus for some reason or just some domestic fluffy established relationship stuff

What do you hope your readers take away from your work? i hope they can actually feel the emotions i’m hoping to convey from each character (referring to my more angsty works) or their sweet tooth gets satiated hehe

What do you do when you hit a rough spot creatively? i try to read other stories or talk to my moots to help me!

What is your favorite work and why? Your most successful? i think my fav has to be only forever because it’s something that i feel like is really cliche but it actually represents the meaning of young innocent first loves. i reminds me of what someone’s youth should sort of feel like. my most successful has been jsmr: sugar and spice because who doesn’t love jsmr!jeno and some sweet fluff and a spicy make out scene 🤭

Who is your favorite person to write about? jeno or jaemin tbh

Do you think there’s a difference between writing fanfiction vs. completely original prose? there is a slight difference because fanfiction provides you a sort of foundation with characters but to be honest, i believe that if you just switch the names and perspectives for most of the stories on here, it would become a bestselling hit because it conveys the same emotions and it’s just as enjoyable to read. the writers on here are truly exceptional. 

What do you think makes a good story? i definitely think little details and the nuances that add to the plot development and character development. most importantly, if a story evokes emotions from me and i can feel the story then i think it’s beautiful in itself. 

What is your writing process like? for me, i can come up with an idea based off of anything that might inspire me. like watching something, reading another story or just a dream i have. then i like to outline my stories by bouncing ideas with my best friend and from there once i figure out all the points i wanna hit i start writing! or for spur of the moment fics i deadass just start writing

Would you ever repurpose a fic into a completely original story? yes, most likely. 

What tropes do you love, and what tropes can’t you stand? i love fwb to lovers and enemies to lovers! also soulmate!aus / tatbilb tropes cus i’m a sucker for cheesy stuff. i’m not a big fan of cheating/parent/apoc!aus or love triangles. oh and i can’t stand slow burn 😭

How much would you say audience feedback/engagement means to you? as someone who lives off of validation, it means a lot and motivates me to write my stories and post them! we put so much hard work into our stories, so feedback and engagement is honestly the least you can do 🥺

What has been one of the biggest factors of your success (of any size)? i think just being in a community with other talented writers has taught me a lot!! and of course, having people read my work.

Do you think fanfic writers get unfairly judged? yes! all the time. 

Do you think art can be a medium for change? yes, maybe not on a macro scale but personally definitely. 

Do you ever feel there are times when you’re writing for others, rather than yourself? sometimes, but i always try to pull myself back into why i really started writing. but writing for others helps motivate me. 

Do you ever feel like people have misunderstood you or your writing at times? not on a serious level! it’s more so how details and events are interpreted but it’s fun to see how ppl have different perspectives on own piece versus your own vision.

Do your offline friends/loved ones know you write for Tumblr? yes!! not my family ofc but my close friends do and support me 100% and i’m forever grateful for this

What is one thing you wish you could tell your followers? thank you so much for everything you’ve ever done for me no matter how little or small it may seem, it means the world to me. 

Do you have any advice for aspiring writers who might be too scared to put themselves out there? i think you need to realize why you’re writing and it’s because it brings you happiness, and you’re sharing your beautiful work out there and it has the possibility to change someone’s life whether it’s bringing them a little bit of joy or helping them feel emotions. you might discover things you never knew about yourself as well. 

Are there any times when you regret joining Tumblr? not really! as of recently i’ve seen a lot of changes with the platform and although it’s a big struggle, i can’t regret it because it’s brought me so much.  

Do you have any mutuals who have been particularly formative/supportive in your Tumblr journey? i’d hate to pick and choose because all my mutuals have really helped me in some way whether or not they know it because they inspire me, motivate me, and are just genuinely amazing people to talk to. but honestly talking to mary / @neostains​, nana / @nanasarea​, anie / @mjlkau​ have helped me open up from being shy and i appreciate them a whole lot. 

Pick a quote to end your interview with:  “to burn with desire and keep quiet about it is the greatest punishment we can bring on ourselves.” - spanish poet federico garcia lorca

[buttered-ghost-toast]

Thanks for the tag, @belphieenthusiast :) 

1).Nicknames

Niri, Nirbles, Nirb

2). Real Name

Nora :/...I know, It sounds like i’m 203840283 years old. 

3).Zodiac Sign

Leo ♌🦁

4.)Favorite Musician(Recent/Living)

the GazettE, Miyavi, BIGBANG, Ariana Grande, Cowboy Mouth, Icon for Hire, The Beatles (still half living), lots of others. 

5).Favorite Sports Team?

oooof...Tottenham Hotspur, Real Madrid, NE Patriots, New Orleans Saints, Houston Texans, San Antonio Spurs, Houston Dynamo, Pittsburgh Penguins...I love sports quite a bit. 

6).Other Blogs

None. 

7).Do I Get Asks?

Every once in a while :) I love asks. 

8).How Many Blogs Do I Follow?

Uh...less than 150 if i remember correctly. Like 120something?

9).Tumblr Crushes?

@cloviaglade​, @azulistrash​, @lucifan-rad​...I could go on and on tbh. I’m a big ol’ lovebug. 

10).Lucky Number

9. 

11). What Am I Wearing?

black jeans, black t-shirt, big cozy black hoodie that feels like a hug, some crystal/pearl hair clips lol...glasses. 

12).Dream Vacation

Any scenic mountainous town in Switzerland or Germany, Japan. 

13.)Dream Car

If money is no object, a Ferrari 488 Pista Spider, or Lamborghini Aventador in Verde Ermes with Leirion 21′s in Bronze, light green calipers and all carbon fiber body details.....if I’m trying to be reasonable though, I’d love to have a new Acura TLX :). 

14). Favorite Food

Potatoes in any form. Blueberry pancakes. Tonkotsu ramen. Vegetables in a lot of different ways. 

15.)Favorite Drink

Water! 

16.) Instruments

I used to play guitar and way back in my nerd days I was a bass clarinet first chair lmao. 

17). Languages

Spanish, English, Portuguese, German, Japanese, Korean. 

18). Celebrity Crushes

oh..um...Chris Evans, Lee Pace...uh...Idk I have a few but I can’t think of them. 

Not tagging anyone in particular. Just do it if you wanna do it :). 

[kpopsocks]

@leekimdramas tagged me !! thank you sky !! 

Rules: Answer all the questions and tag 21 people you would like to get to know better!

Nickname? Kat/Katie/Kitkat/Katydid tbh any Katherine nickname goes except for Kate/Kathy :0 

Real name? Katherine/Katie ! 

Zodiac? Leo baybeeeeee

Favourite musicians or groups? my favorite kpop groups are GOT7, SF9, ASTRO, NCT, Twice, and Red Velvet ~ some of my other favorite artists are Marianas Trench, MCR, Conan Grey, and 5SOS. 

Favourite sports teams? I’m a Spurs fan for life !!! RIP to March Madness tho :( I’ve also been getting back into baseball and I’m unfortunately an Orioles fan lmao (i’m always doomed to liking shitty baseball teams hhhh). kinda thinking about getting into college sports so i can get closer to my dad lmao

Other blogs? oh rip i have a ton of sideblogs, none of them are very active but my faves are my film one @hithimagainsmitty, my animal blog @chipsandquackers, my sorely neglected x files blog @insomniacscully (which you can also follow on instagram !!), and my harry potter blog @gryffluence !! 

Do I get asks? not too often :( but my ask box is always open !!!!!!!! 

How many blogs do I follow? i had to check since I know its a lot but apparently it’s 266!

Tumblr crushes? hhhhhh omg tbh ro’s blog (@sophrosynes) gets me in my feelies a lot lmao and also i really like @baekphia and @namkooks :0)

Lucky numbers? i don’t really have one :0 so maybe i’ll pick one once i get more into baseball hehehe

What am I wearing? i’m wearing a windbreaker over my virgin killing sweater and jeans lmao. also! raccoon socks :p

Dream vacation? i wanna cross more continents off my bucket list so maybe africa or asia next ?!?!?! tbh i wanna go everywhere :(

Dream car? i hate driving but i like vintage looking cars so maybe one of those :/ 

Favourite food? torchy’s queso hhhhh i’m so sad i had to cancel my trip home :((((((

Drink of choice? Water, tea, pink lemonade, and the coffee drinks my barista friends bring me hehehe

Instruments? my voice! and an itty bitty teensy bit of guitar ! 

Languages? I’m fluent in English, studied French for several years, and I’m learning Korean! 

Celebrity crushes? OOO okay well obviously all my ults (Baekhyun/Kun/Nayeon/Jimin/Jaebeom) but some of my other celeb crushes are Chris Evans and Natalie Portman ! 

Random facts? uhhhhhh i am working on getting better at art rn!!!! also i have been a radio host and a dance teacher in my past and both of those are things i’d be interested in trying again in the future ! 

Tagging (wow idk if i even know 21 people on here but uhhh) @cyndaquizzical, @sarahatthecrisco, @jkgaycf, @pockymi, @ibegandalf, @bisorceress, @sophrosynes, @violet-baudeliar, @showbebe, @vicapuleti, @barefootjezebel, @peakvirgo aaaaaaaaaand anyone else who sees this and wants to do it !! i tried to include the fantasies that sky didn’t get to hehe 

[wasthatswitch]

answer 21 questions, then tag people you’d like to get to know better

tagged by @fridge-04 aw thanks my dude. also that new poster you got is lit

nickname(s): Sheed, Rxshid, Radish, my uncle calls me Rash but hes the only one lmao. Radish was a primary school thing

zodiac: Taurus

height: 5’6” smol boi

last movie i saw: black panther, was actually the first time i watched it all the way through

last thing I googled: “ninetndo wii error code 52031” im trying to connect my wii to the internet and its not working. absolute piss take just wanna play mario kart online

favourite musician: this question is too hard to answer. miles davis? MF Doom? Q Tip? Dilla? Alix Perez? Honestly idk

song stuck in my head:

“Everybody loves the sunshine” banger and puts me on a good mood.

other blogs: nop, barely use this one lmao

do i get asks? nah fam never

following: 338

amount of sleep: well last night about 5 hours, night before i literally slept for 14 hours non stop

what i’m wearing: sum boxers and pj top

dream job: regular on AFTV or pro skater. those are the only two

dream trip: going on holiday somewhere cool with all my close friends would be lit, snowboarding in the alps again, doing my yearly trip to north wales with someone special to me

favourite food: My Nan’s spaghetti bolognese, sushi

play any instruments? guitar hero on the wii

languages: can speak a lil french not much tho. pissed cos my dad literally knows 4 languages and i only speak english

favorite songs: ill do a mix of all time and recent from what i can think of rn at 2:40am:

Electric Relaxation - A Tribe Called Quest (tribe are my favourite artists of all time probs)

Blue Lights - Jorja Smith (just a banger tbh)

kendrick lamar -  Sing About Me, Im Dying of Thirst  (fave track on what might be my fave album of all time dont @ me. 12 minutes of top qualitee)

L’Imperatrice - Sonate pacifique (this song has taken me places, highly recommend)

Plastician - Japan (give it a listen)

Q Lazzarus - Goodbye Horses (skate 3 and silence of the lambs vibes lmao. also just reminds me of a sick weekend in bristol last year)

Fleetwood Mac - Little lies (it good)

IMANU - Nonplus (wanna include a dnb track cos its what i dj mostly and this is probs my fave rn. so fun to mix, 2nd drop is spicy too)

Electric light orchestra - Mr. Blue Sky (if u dont like this ur lying)

atcq -  Whateva Will be (tbh any aqtc song gets in its proper hard to choose faves)

Super sharp shooter (Zinc remix) probs my fave jungle track

Bicep - Opal (Four tet remix) (seen bicep live 3 times now, never disappoint.

I could honestly go on forever. v passionate about music lmao. These are just ones I can remember rn

random facts:

i got an A in my english lit GCSE and a B in maths and hated it. now study maths at uni

fridge is hot and the best

I grew up in Islington in london. went to school right in the centre of london (shoreditch). moved to sixth form in the complete opposite, rural ol’ herefordshire

im tired robbie™

my grandad was a spurs fan behind my back

tottenham hotspur have not won the league in 58 years, 7 months and 16 days

my first word was taxi

vote labour

describe yourself as aesthetic things: a cat

tagging: honestly dont really know anyone else on here anymore

[capitanogiorgio]

1, 2, 3, 4, 6, 8, 9, 11, 13, 14, 15, 16, 22, 28, 35, 39, 41, 43, 44, 55, 58, 67, 68, 70, 84, 85, 87, 88, 91, 93, 99 : GOOD LUCK 👍

1. Three teams you like 

Juventus, AS Cannes (and Valenciennes FC) and Liverpool

2. Three teams you do not like 

Inter, R Madrid and Nice

3. A team you can’t tolerate and you do not even know why

idk… I usually have a rugh idea why I don’t like a team of football especially if it’s at a “can’t tolerate” level. So no idea.

4. A team that surprised you in recent years (negative way or positive way) 

Actually the Spurs. I’ve never followed them apart from reading results or other relevent articles. They’ve progressed and have a strong team. There’s also Liverpool who has come back being a serious contender for titles, Klopp’s has done wonders.

6. The thing you dislike the most about your club or NT 

For both Italy and France it’s the lack of patience of the fans (and I know I can lack some at times). For France NT it’s especially that kind of French mentality that I’ve seen countless times : if we win, we’re the best, we’d known all along we would win but the minute they lose everyone’s like “Of course, french in sports are always so inconsistant, overpaid brats, smh, I knew we’d lose.” and stuff like that and it drives me mad.

For Juve, it’s that lately, there’s this big clash with the spirit of the club and a huge “marketing ideal” for lack of better term : the new logo, billion years away from the historical one, the huge rise in seats prices and a disdain for the ultras who pretty much are the only one who sings at the stadium and it just look like a big enterprise being run for maximum profit forgetting parts of what is essentials to the club in the process.

8. The one time football made you so happy you couldn’t stop smiling for days 

The first time was Italy NT’s win in 2006. I felt invicible at 10 years old. I had spent a whole month being teased at, Italy being insulted at recess, some kids not speaking to me because I was the only one supporting Italy and being shamelessly vocal about it. I spent all that journey on my own, even my parents thought it weird and I was devastated french TV wouldn’t show all the games of Italy NT or when my parents didn’t let me watch because I had school in the morrow. I was also very sad because I was being transferred in another school when I knew nobody and I’d lose all my friends because the school was in the neighbouring city. I learnt that the day before Italy - Germany and gosh, I cried and I cried again at the late goals of Grosso and Del Piero. It helped lessen my dramatic 10 year old self. And then the final, when Italy won I was so happy. I had to hid the remote control so my parents wouldn’t turn off the TV because they didn’t understand the point of watching since France had lost but I argued. I couldn’t tear my eyes of all my heroes lifting that golden cup and the next day when I faced everyone at school that had told me Italy was shit and would never win all month long. Biggest smile on my face. Three days later my mom took me to the sports shop and bought me the 4 stars jersey and I still have it today.

The second was when Cannes, while in 4th division, beat Saint-Etienne right for my birthday in the round of 32 of the Coupe de France. It was super cold and it went all the way to the penalties and we won and it was the first time I saw the stadium full, completely full with about 12000 people. It was magical. At the end there was a pitch invasion and players celebrated with fans it was amazing. We went to win against Plabennec and then against Montpellier, another Ligue 1 club ! We went up until the quarter finals but ultimately lost to Guingamp. But that feeling was… Amazing.

9. The one time football made you so sad you cried for days. 

First there was Cannes getting sent to 7th division. I thought it was so unfair since the owners had done fuck all while the team gave their max. There was Alex leaving Juve the way it happened. And more recently it was Italy not qualifying for the World Cup and Gigi leaving Juve. Gosh that one was a hard blow I spent the whole week crying from his press conference to the game and after.

11. Five players you really admire purely based on football

Giorgio Chiellini (what ??)

Paolo Maldini

Thierry Henry

Eden Hazard (saw him twice when he was in Lille and it was already a recital)

Iker Casillas

13. Five most underrated players in your opinion

So many qzesrdtfygu ! Any GKs and Defenders go there. For having many OM fans in my acquatainces and being up to date with their club as a result, I’d say Hiroki Sakai is really underrated. Unpopular opinion but Pippo Inzaghi was constantly underrated for saying his goals are easy and he’s lucky and he doesn’t know how to play. I said what I said. Danijel Subasic, my good peeps and that’s the truth. Hm Olivier Giroud and Hugo Lloris ???? ANYONE ???? (that counts as a two for one package). And as a very great and Scouse philosopher once said : “Gary Neville is the most underrated player”

14. Five most overrated players in your opinion

Ronald, Titbot, Rami (and even more since the world cup win), Ratmos, Müller (sorry Garance)

15. Name 3 most despicable figures in football in your opinion (coaches, players, owners, companies, anyone…)

UEFA and FIFA tbh.

16. What makes your favorite coach better than other coaches?

He screams like a metal rock star ! And he’s super intense :

Also because he’s done a tremendous work winning 4 Coppa Italia, 4 Scudetti, getting to two UCL finals and keep the team hungry for more !

22. Favorite Left Back today

Me of course aqzesrdtfqzesrdtfyghj ! Ugh today ? I’d go with De Sciglio (he’s polyvalent)

28. Your dream eleven

Buffon, Maldini, Chiellini, Scirea, Gattuso, Pirlo, Giggs, Beckham, Del Piero, Inzaghi, Vieri

35. Favorite tactical formation

4-3-3 or 3-5-2. Although my first love in managing games was the 4-1-2-1-2. Or as I like to call it : 4-4-2 losange !

39. A moment in football that changed you as a person. (e.g injuries, trophies, or transfers)

It’s honestly quite a rollercoaster when you’re ten years old to see your heroes win the world cup and then learn a week later that your favourite team is going to Serie B. I didn’t understand. That was the first time I really read all articles and papers I could find on the matter, even going to the public library to look at the ones I couldn’t buy and try and read everything to understand.

There was also Riccardo Montolivo’s injury just before the 2014 World Cup and Laurent Koscielny’s injury before the 2018 World Cup. I saw both happening in front of my very eyes and I felt awful, I almost wanted to cry. Injuries at such a time are, truly, the worst thing. And Montolivo wasn’t left alone by injuries afterwards and it breaks my heart.

Also, that 2005 ucl final like. The d r a m a (tm)

41. A player you are ashamed of loving

No shame, no regrets, just love !

43. Your achilles’ heel. The player who is your weakness.

Gigi Buffon (and Pippo Inzaghi)

44. Which team did you support the last time two teams you hated played against each other?

None, I wished for a draw aqzesrdtfygu

55. Three players from past generations you wish you had seen

Gaetano Scirea, Giampiero Boniperti and George Best (and Lev Yashin)

58. Most undeserving winners you can think of

Portugal at Euro 2016. They had the crappiest run and yet…..

67. A rival player you wish had joined your team

MON-TO-LI-VO, Icare about nothing ! Otherwise, although he’s a milanista through and through, would have love Gattuso at Juve, see how it would have been.

68. The time you really thought about leaving football

I never wanted to left but I had breaks. It especially coincided when I was playing football myself and the club’s environement was shit. I received insults just because I was 100% at training and dared tackle the ball away from the starlette diva of the team and the coaches didn’t bat an eye. Spent a whole year like this before I had enough and changed club.

70.The best transfer decision your club made

Just saying but buying Andrea Barzagli from Wolfsburg for 300k was like. Genius.

84. A player you wish you could’ve known in real life because you really think you guys could’ve been best friends.

I’d go with Andrea Pirlo, my good bitch I love dearly

85. A player who you want as your partner (lover, boyfriend, husband)

Pippo Inzaghi or Alessandro Del Piero.

87. Five players who others find attractive but you just don’t see it

Max Allegri for Beatrice Icardi, Luka Modric, Griezmann,

88. A player you think you totally would have had a crush on if you were born in another generation

Probably George Best and Paolo Rossi

91. A player who you think has the worst sense when it comes to fashion

Pretty much all players who lived the 90′s and early 2000s. But like… Gigi Buffon always delivered….. looks™ lmao

93. Top 5 bromances that you swear by.

Giorgio Chiellini and Leonardo Bonucci bitch !

Pippo Inzaghi and Bobo Vieri

Dejan Lovren and Mo Salah

Rino Gattuso and the Dickheads™

France 98 is a whole bromance by itself

99. The 5 most attractive players in your club and NT

Juve : De Sciglio, Matuidi, Bernardeschi, Dybala and Chiellini

France NT : Samuel Umtiti, Raphaël Varane, Blaise Matuidi, Benjamin Pavard and Nabil Fekir

Italy NT : Salvatore Sirigu, Ciro Immobile, Mattia De Sciglio, Federico Bernardeschi and Giorgio Chiellini

Thanks !

[bigenderpeterparker]

I was tagged by:  @peeterparkr (she’s on hiatus but Imma tag her anyway)

Rules: Answer 30 questions and tag 20 you would like to get to know better

Nickname(s): Hoby, Hobbes, sport (I despise being called pet names like honey and sweetie and such jsyk)

Gender: Bigender (surprise)

Star Sign: cancer

Height: 5’3 (I’m actually kind of guessing)

Time: 12:50pm

Fav Bands: The Rolling Stones, The Backstreet Boys, My Chemical Romance, The Runaways, Garbage, Radiohead, Hurt, Queen, Sweet, Harlequin, ROAR, idk

Fav Solo Artists: Taylor Swift, Emilie Autumn, Carly Rae Jepsen, Peppermint, Hayley Kiyoko I’m sure I’m forgetting lots of artists

Song Stuck in Head: Dress by Taylor Swift

Last Movie I Saw: Love, Simon (in the theatre) Our Idiot Brother (At home)

Last Show I Watched: Currently watching Life Sentence which is new but I really like it

When Did I Create My Blog:  this specific blog I created... two months ago maybe? 

What Do I Post: Tom Holland, Chris Evans, MCU stuff, random text posts, stuff I find funny, sometimes pretty girls

Last Thing I Googled: the phone number for a pharmacy

Do I have any other blogs: umm I sort of have this claramamet one that I was just going to use for photos and stuff but I haven’t used it lately.

Do I get asks: I sometimes get nice meme asks!

Why did I chose my URL: I am bigender and I love Peter Parker and it’s cool (although I headcanon Peter as binary FTM trans tbh)

Following: a lot of Tom Holland-y blogs..., marvel-y blogs, some blogs dedicated to celebrities and stuff, mostly just people who I like their blogs and post some random stuff

Followed By: all really nice people as far as I can tell, mostly friendly Hollanders. I have 34 followers right now and I’m pleased with this amount because I kind of know who they are

Average Hours of Sleep: it is very hard to calculate when i sleep in five minute intervals tbh

Instrument(s): I used to play piano, the alto saxophone, and was absolutely horrible at guitar

What I’m Wearing: black t- shirt, pink shorts

Dream Job: Maybe a foley artist but I actually really want to work at the Super 8 as a housekeeper I just need transportation

Dream Trip: Paris even though I heard it smells bad I want to see the Champs Elysses because a lot of Jean Luc Godard movies feature it (especially Breathless which is one of my faves)

Fav Food: I love chicken sandwiches from Burger King. I love them a weird amount. I’m a really picky eater so I only like a few things.

Nationality: I’m Canadian and white (idk which one this is asking for)

Fav Song: All time favourite is Goodbye Yellow Brick Road by Elton John

Last Book I Read: Taken Not Spurred by Ruth Cardello

Currently Reading: The Mediator by Meg Cabot

Top 3 Fictional Universes: Earth 616, Narnia, Hogwarts

Tagging: whoever wants to do the thing

[binuforthewinu]

I got tagged by @arohanaa and @moonbinandback ! thanks for the tag 💕

rules: answer the questions in a new post and tag 10 blogs you would like to get to know better

A: age - 16

B: birthplace - USA

C: current time - 9:21 p.m.

D: drink you had last - water (always drinking that earth sauce)

E: easiest person to talk to - ehhhhhhhh…my grandpa i guess

F: favourite song - Blue Dream by Jhene Aiko + anything from BTS and ASTRO bc i am trash :)))

G: grossest memory - when i was still living in cali, during 1st grade, my friends and i were all messing around during recess and idk what spurred this on but all i remember is someone putting a bunch of boxelder bugs in my hair AND I HATE BUGS OK I FREAKED

H: hogwarts house - 100% hufflepuff 

I: in love? - only with the 13 most kindhearted and beautiful human beings on the planet *coughs* BTS *coughs* ASTRO

J: jealous of people? - depends although i try not to be

K: killed someone? - hehe

L: love at first sight or should I walk by again? - hmmm tbh i don’t necessarily believe in it (even if my ass is a hopeless romantic)

M: middle name - marie

N: number of siblings - 3 younger annoying brothers

O: one wish - to travel the world!!

P: person you called last - my mom

Q: question you are always asked - how i spell my first and last name (my first is spelt caitlin, and yes, this is the original spelling so all of you who have it with a k can stop saying mine is spelled weird *drops mic* and my last name is hispanic so yeah), whether i’m black or native (in which case i’m neither dndksks)

R: reason to smile - my cats, all my lovely twitter mutuals, astro ‘n bangtan being dorks

S: song you sang last - Innocent Love by ASTRO

T: time you woke up - sometime around 5:30 but then i fell back asleep lol

U: underwear color - secret

V: vacation destination - i’d love to go to korea but honestly i’d really love to go to cali as well

W: worst habit - PROCRASTINATING

X: x-rays - the one time i had pneumonia (otherwise i’m a safe bean)

Y: your favorite food - mexican or any asian food

Z: zodiac sign - taurus

i am tagging: @artist-aroha @weonestodos @jinwoosmoles @royalbinu @myunghjun @wannabeyourmoon @shinigamibutterfly @snibnoom

p.s. feel free to message me whenever!! i’m pretty shy but i’d love to make friends on tumblr~

[alone-with-company]

✩ - Avignon

Send ‘✩’ for the following:

because this is long and gonna be a wonderful handful to tackle, its under read more.

*note that this is to the best of my knowledge of the ocs involved, so any input afterwards to ‘correct’ anything would be helpful!

Disagreements:

Who is more likely to raise their voice? 

AVI, because he gets irritated and annoyed very easily sometimes and I feel like Blue would just sort of stand there and stare until he calms down.

Who threatens to leave but never actually does?

Uh, tbh I’m really not sure? I think that they are both capable of making these threats, but I also think that it would take more than a disagreement (unless it was something crazily fundamental) for one to leave.

Who actually keeps their word and leaves?

Personally again, I feel both? But in my own instinct, it leans a little more towards Avi

Who trashes the house?

Well what kind of intense argument are these two having? I don’t think either would “trash” the house, maybe a few things broken by a pissed Frenchman, but nothing trashed lol again, this would have to be a crazy argument to even get to that point to begin with

Do either of them get physical?

I hope not??? Avi might slam and wave his hands around, and IF he were to TRY to strike Blue, I doubt that would even land.

How often do they argue/disagree?

To date, they haven’t really argued that much. Minor spats, or little comments, but its never been anything huge enough for an impact on either side.

Who is the first to apologise?

*snickering* Apologies? Where? 

Sex:

Who is on top?

That is easily Blue. Avignon never/hardly tops, not a thing he really craves.

Who is on the bottom?

Avi lol

Who has the strangest desires?

uhhhhhh, I feel like probably Blue to be perfectly honest

Any kinks?

I know that they both have kinks lmfao specifically for Blue, I don’t 100% remember them all, I know at least blood play and knives for certain. Avi likes bondage, being ordered about (you didn’t hear it from me), certain toys, lace, rough play apparently now okay. 

Who’s dominant in bed?

Blue, that is a given lol though doesn’t mean Avi might not possibly challenge, but again he rarely tops.

Is head ever in the equation?

I don’t see Blue giving head personally, I mean I could be wrong, but that doesn’t seem like that would be a thing he might do. Avignon doesn’t really give head either, though if asked, he might do it

If so, who is better at performing it?

I don’T know the answer to this, I literally have no idea LOL

Ever had sex in public?

they haven’t even had the sex. Uhm, if they did, Avi would be very desperate to make sure that they did not GET CAUGHT.

Who moans the most?

THat would be Avignon I feel, but again, could be Blue - though I feel like he would make more ‘growling’ noises if that makes sense.

Who leaves the most marks?

Blue, that is definitely him no lie at all there.

Who screams the loudest?

Avi

Who is the more experienced of the two?

Blue, I feel is more experienced lol

Do they ‘fuck’ or ‘make love’?

I personally feel like they would probably ‘fuck’ over ‘make love’, but I think that depends on the mood surrounding the event in my personal opinion. I know Avi prefers the term ‘make love’ but *shrug*

Rough or soft?

RoUgh, just because that just seems the way they might go. But maybe soft at times?

How long do they usually last?

I literally have no idea how long two non-humans would last. I don’t knOw.

Is protection used?

Avi doesn’t use protection lol I don’t know about Blue however.

Does it ever get boring?

I doubt it :’) 

Where is the strangest place they’d have sex?

Probably some abandoned building or some crazy thing like that, depends on who is thirsty and if they want spur of the moment.

Family:

Do your muses plan on having children/or have children?

HAAAAAAA HAAA NOPE NO CHILDREN HERE LMFAO

If so, how many children do your muses want/have?

ZERO so do I fill the rest of this out hypothetically...? Leave it blank? I’ll fill it out for shits and giggles because I know 1000% there is NO children at ALL.

Who is the favorite parent? 

Blue prob

Who is the authoritative parent? 

Avi

Who is more likely to allow the children to have a day off school? 

Avi LOL

Who lets the children indulge in sweets and junk food when the other isn’t around?

I don’t think either of them would care

Who turns up to extra curricular activities to support their children?

ehhhhhhh....???? Depends on the topic. I don’t know

Who goes to parent teacher interviews?

I feel like both lol Blue intimidating a teacher sounds hilarious

Who changes the diapers?

neither lol nah, Avi probably

Who gets up in the middle of the night to feed the baby?

Avi again lol

Who spends the most time with the children?

Avi

Who packs their lunch boxes?

I donT know. Avi I guess

Who gives their children ‘the talk’?

Blue can have that, Avi will just wander away from that conversation LOL

Who cleans up after the kids?

Maybe both, they both seem to like things in order

Who worries the most?

AVI he needs to NOT worry

Who are the children more likely to learn their first swear word from?

Avi :’)

Affection:

Who likes to cuddle?

I know Avignon doesn’t mind cuddling, but Blue doesn’t (yes? since he doesn’t like hugs it seems safe to assume that)

Who is the little spoon?

My first thought is to say Avi, but that implies that Blue intiates the cuddling - which he doesn’t like, so I suppose Blue would be?

Who gets naughty in the most inappropriate of places?

I know Avi doesN’t, he would try to hide any such evidence.

Who struggles to keep their hands to themself?  

I don’t think either of them have that problem, but it could depend again on the situation. On who’s more lusting at the time.

How long can they cuddle until one becomes uncomfortable?

like five seconds. Nah kidding, but I wouldn’t imagine very long at all.

Who gives the most kisses?

Idk about Blue, but Avi is one that likes to sneak in kisses so

What is their favourite non-sexual activity?

Plotting the demise of their enemies. Avi might tag along with Blue’s urban explorations tbh - maybe find some odd shops and what not.

Where is their favourite place to cuddle?

i....dont know. A random hug on the go and then back to business lol

Who is more likely to playfully grope the other? 

Not sure why, but I feel like Blue could be a tease if he wants to be. Doesn’t even have to be a grope either for him, could just be a way he talks or maybe a certain look.

How often do they get time to themselves?

a fair amount...?

Sleeping:

Who snores?

I don’t think either of them snore, Avi doesn’t, and I don’t think Blue does.

If both do, who snores the loudest?

N/A

Do they share a bed or sleep separately?

Well. Since their sleep schedule is different, I can see them sharing a bed, but also because it wouldn’t really be a big issue

If they sleep together, do they cozy up together or lay far apart?

Lay apart, though yet in still close proximity? just not ‘cuddle’ actions.

Who talks in their sleep?

I feel like they both do, to what extent with Blue, i don’t know, Avi might just mumble here and there. Though would be the type to respond to a question asked.

What do they wear to bed?

I don’t know what Blue wears to bed honestly, I almost feel like he just sleePs in his clothes. Avi wears light pjs, usually loose long pants and a long sleeved shirt

Are either of your muses insomniacs?

Well Blue is a vampire, so naturally he won’t sleep at night, but for his own sleep cycle, I can’t say for certain - but I do feel like he might have trouble falling asleep. Avi for sure has trouble falling asleep.

Can sleeping pills be found by the bedside?

No.

Do they wrap their limbs around each other or just lay side by side?

Avi would like to do that, but won’t because boundaries. so lay side by side.

Who wakes up with bed hair?

BlUe, and I don’t know why I say that LOL. Avi doesn’t get bedhead that bad, if ever, but again who knows lol

Who wakes up first?

uhhhhhhh, thats tricky to figure out because one sleeps during the day and the other at night, so..

Who prepares breakfast in bed for the other?

Neither, I don’t see them doing that tbh

What is their favourite sleeping position?

Avi sleeps on his right side, slightly curled. I’m not sure how Blue likes to sleep :x

Who hogs the sheets?

Avi might since he’s prone to getting chilly a lot of the time.

Do they set an alarm each night?

Avignon does out of habit, I don’t think Blue does.

Can a television be found in their bedroom?

Nah, probably books though and a laptop.

Who has nightmares?

HNNgggg, I can’t remember if you’ve told me if Blue does or not, Avi does on occasion, usually about things about work.

Who has ridiculous dreams?

I don’t know, dreams can be all sorts of ridiculous. I don’t think either of them personally.

Who sprawls out and takes up most of the bed?

Neither again in my opinion, I see them both as pretty sound and still sleepers.

Who makes the bed? 

Hmmm, Avignon i can see making sure the bed is made, so that it looks nice.

What time is bed time? 

LOL whenever they are tired, there is no set time. 

Any routines/rituals before bed?

Avi brushes his teeth and usually takes a shower, puts his hair up a bit, might read a little or do a few things on the internet. Blue, I don’t know what he does before he goes to bed.

Who’s the grumpiest when they wake up?AVI. Okay, hes already making himself sleep deprived so just...leave him be for a couple minutes and he’ll be fine lol

Work:

Who is the busiest?

They both seem pretty busy tbh, 

Who rakes in the highest income?

well since Avi currently doesn’t have a job anymore right now.....

Are any of your muses unemployed?

Avi lmfao not that he’s complaining about it right now though, he doesn’t mind that break

Who takes the most sick days?

Avi since I don’t think Blue can get sick

Who is more likely to turn up late to work?

Neither

Who sucks up to their boss?

well Avi did so that he can like try to work his way up to the top/stay alive, kinda important.

What are their jobs?

Blue is a neurosurgeon, Avi is a field agent to keep it somewhat simple - maybe like a makeshift FBI of the company he works for

Who stresses the most?

Avignon. When does he not stress?

Do your muses enjoy or despise their careers/occupations?

I know Blue does!! I know Blue very much enjoys his career. Avi actually wouldn’t mind so much if his life wasn’t deemed as worthless :’) and that he is basically a pawn

Are your muses financially stable?

Blue is for sure, Avi is okay for now as well.

Home:

Who does the washing?

uh, Avi I guess? THough I’m sure Blue is also perfectly capable, they would do their own laundry I would think lol

Who takes out the trash?

Avi

Who does the ironing?

Blue’s the one with all those nice suits, so him I think :P

Who does the cooking?

Well Blue doesn’t eat human food so it would have to be Avi

Who is more likely to burn the house down just trying?

Avi, though it wouldn’t be but a one time mistake LOL

Who is messier? 

They seem to be both orderly to me tbh, so if one was to be messier, it would be slight? Unless Blue just likes to put things in random places and Avi just doesn’t care for where that is

Who leaves the toilet roll empty?

Neither

Who leaves their dirty clothes on the floor?

I don’t know, Avi might throw his on a chair when he’s not going to wash it right away

Who forgets to flush the toilet?

Neither

Who is the prankster around the house?

Again, not a thing I see either of them doing. Maybe an unintentional scare because Blue is a silent walker, might give Avi a slight heart attack to just APPEAR

Who loses the car keys when it comes time to go somewhere?

Avi

Who mows the lawn?

Well no one wants someone mowing the lawn at night so Avi lol

Who answers the telephone?

Avignon is quick with telephones, so he would be prone to dart to answer it

Who does the vacuuming?

Both, they can both vacuum yes. Though I feel like Avi might push reminders more

Who does the groceries?

Avi because he’s the one eating the food

Who takes the longest to shower?

I really don’t know

Who spends the most time in the bathroom?

Avi maybe? Brushing his hair and what not

Miscellaneous:

Is money a problem?

Nope.

How many cars do they own?

Avignon has a car, I don’t know if Blue does - never been mentioned/never seen him with one lol

Do they own their home or do they rent?

They would own a home.

Do they live near the coast or deep in the countryside?

I feel like probably the coat, not gonna lie.

Do they live in the city or in the country? 

City, more convenient and probably a lot more interesting things happening. 

Do they enjoy their surroundings?

As far as I know they both do

What’s their song?

I have no idea, but that might get looked into lol

What do they do when they’re away from each other?

Business as usual lol I don’t really see a lot of behavior/pattern change just because of each other,except the fact Avi needs to find a different job now

Where did they first meet?

WELL, in a stairwell of the SSIH

How did they first meet?

Chance meeting that was probably one out of a million because who expects a crazy vampire wandering up a company stairwell? And then fun times ensue from that

Who spends the most money when out shopping?

I don’t know what Blue spends money on, honestly.

Who’s more likely to flash their assets?

Uh, I’m not sure on this either :P maybe Blue?

Who finds it amusing when the other trips over?

Blue, that is a Blue thing to be amused by

Any mental issues?

THese two? mental issues? Not at all, what are you talking about.... Both, but very different issues. One knows all about his and readily talks to his voices, while the other shoves it deep down and decides to ignore it like a fucking champ until it’ll probably eat him away.

Who’s terrified of bugs?

I wouldn’t say Avi is terrified of bugs, but he doesn’t really appreciate it when they like to invade his space

Who kills the spiders around the house?

Blue won’t, so I guess Avi will have to - that or nicely escort them out of the house.

Their favourite place?

As in together or separate? Together I have no idea, Avi separately would love to back to France on a trip, Blue I’m not sure, he seems to like the odd places 

Who pays the bills?

Both.

Do they have any fears for their future?

Avi worries about the consequences and repercussions of his late career a lot, and worries about how long he probably has left until someone assassinates him. Blue, I’m not 100% on. 

Who’s more likely to surprise the other with a fancy dinner?

Well since avi can’t as Blue doesn’t eat food (unless he does something crazy with blood somehow...)

Who uses up all of the hot water? 

Avi lol he would use all of it up

Who’s the tallest?

Blue is at 6′2″, and dear Avi is 5′9″

Who’s more likely to just randomly hop into the shower with the other?

I actually think Blue would tbh

Who wanders around in their underwear?

Neither, not a thing I can see Blue doing and Avi certainly doesn’t do that

Who sings the loudest when singing along to the radio?

Avi I feel, he doesn’t mind singing along to a radio at all :D

What do they tease each other about?

small things, maybe on different habits or hobbies that they like that might seem obscure to the other. Protecting the other

Who is more likely to cringe at the other’s fashion sense at times?

Neither I don’t think, they both have an actual nice sense of style to the both of them and nothing really obnoxious lol

Do they have mutual friends?

No......? Not that I can think of. Mutual enemies tho now lol

Who crushed first? 

Avi, Avi definitely crushed first because the Frenchman can’t help himself 

Any alcohol or substance related problems?

For Blue, not that I know of, and for Avi, no.

Who is more likely to stumble home, drunk, at 3am?

Avi might, if he’s really upset or something

Who swears the most?

Avi lol

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OKAY DONE FINALLY, I very much enjoyed this lol Now you know more things, and Avi here is glowing lol. Though let me know on inaccurate thoughts? I did my best lol

[anarchysloth]

Rules: once you have been tagged, answer 92 truths about yourself. At the end, choose people to tag. tagged by @asexual-unicorn 🌻LAST… [1] drink: a sample from teavana
[2] phone call: my mom
[3] text message: lesboon (mady)
[4] song you listened to: thriller by fall out bot
[5] time you cried: like 2pm today because i saw a cute dog 🌻 HAVE YOU EVER… [6] dated someone twice: nope
[7] been cheated on: not that i know of?
[8] kissed someone and regretted it: yea
[9] lost someone special: more than i would like
[10] been depressed: lmao yeah since like fucking 2012 
[11] gotten drunk and thrown up: no 🌻 LIST 3 FAVOURITE COLORS… [12] red
[13] pastel green
[14] pastel blue 🌻 IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU… [15] made new friends: i literally made one today at build-a-bear because the worker noticed i like the maine, so we talked and exchanged numbers and now we're gonna meet up @ the state champs show next month lmao
[16] fallen out of love: i don't think i've actually ever been in love
[17] laughed until you cried: yup
[18] found out someone was talking about you: yes
[19] met someone who changed you: a bunch
[20] found out who your true friends are: still trying to figure that out
[21] kissed someone on your Facebook list: i don't use facebook 🌻 GENERAL… [22] how many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life: i don't have a fb
[23] do you have any pets: a fish named cornelius
[24] do you want to change your name: nah
[25] what did you do for your last birthday: cry and eat sushi bc no one remembered my birthday
[26] what time did you wake up: like 8:30 am
[27] what were you doing at midnight last night: dreaming about ryan ross tbh
[28] name something you cannot wait for: to graduate
[29] when was the last time you saw your mother: 2 minutes ago
[30] what is one thing you wish you could change about your life: the amount of money in my bank account
[31] what are you listening to right now: the sound of my parents arguing over who is the better property brother: jonathan or drew
[32] have you ever talked to a person named Tom: yes, my cousin
[33] something that is getting on your nerves: everyone and everything
[34] most visited website: tumblr or livejournal
[35] elementary: harris hill
[36] middle school: bay trail
[37] high school: palo verde
[38] hair colour: brown ombre into blue
[39] long or short hair: i think it's medium/short but everyone else thinks it's long
[40] do you have a crush on someone: no everyone at my school is a white pretentious self-absorbed mormon
[41] what do you like about yourself: ?????
[42] piercings: got my ears pierced when i was 4
[43] blood type: idk
[44] nickname: avocado
[45] relationship status: single af
[46] zodiac sign: taurus
[47] pronouns: she/her/hers
[48] fav tv show: criminal minds or doctor who
[49] tattoos: not yet, waiting until i'm in my mid-twenties so i know i won't regret it and it's not a spur-of-the-moment thing
[50] right or left handed: right-handed 🌻 FIRST… [51] surgery: nope
[52] piercing: ears
[53] best friend: ?
[54] sport: gymnastics
[55] vacation: canada probably
[56] pair of trainers: i have no idea 🌻 RIGHT NOW… [57] eating: nothing
[58] drinking: nothing
[59] I’m about to: start my english essay and crime&justice serial killer project, both due tomorrow
[60] listening to: nothing
[61] waiting for: friday bc i'm seeing one republic 
[62] want: more money and ppl who give a shit about me
[63] get married: what does this mean if it's asking id i wanna get married then yes but not now
[64] career: aspiring artist? 🌻 WHICH IS BETTER… [65] hugs or kisses: hugs
[66] lips or eyes: eyes 
[67] shorter or taller: don't care
[68] older or younger: older, but i'm fine with a couple months younger
[69] romantic or spontaneous: romantic
[70] nice arms or nice stomach: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 
[71] sensitive or loud: sensitive
[72] hook up or relationship: relationship 
[73] troublemaker or hesitant: troublemaker lmao but not idiotic 🌻 HAVE YOU EVER… [74] kissed a stranger: no
[75] drank hard liquor: yes 
[76] lost glasses/contact lenses: yes
[77] turned someone down: yes
[78] sex on first date: nope
[79] broken someone’s heart: who would like me
[80] had your own heart broken: kind of ?
[81] been arrested: nope
[82] cried when someone died: most times
[83] fallen for a friend: nope 🌻 DO YOU BELIEVE IN… [84] yourself: bitch i wish!
[85] miracles: yes
[86] love at first sight: hell no
[87] santa claus: the historical St. Nick - never did
[88] kiss on the first date: depends
[89] angels: no 🌻 OTHER… [90] current best friend’s name: dont have one?
[91] eye colour: brown
[92] favourite movie: if i stay or big hero 6 🌻 I’M TAGGING… 
no one bc i dont think i have any mutuals who like me enough to do this lmao

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Disagreements:

Who is more likely to raise their voice? Selina, Dick’s pretty level headedWho threatens to leave but never actually does? Selina always threatens to leave, usually does for short periods of timeWho actually keeps their word and leaves? Selina, she’s usually back pretty soonWho trashes the house? Selina, Dick is pretty organizedDo either of them get physical? Selina is more likely to, but it’s not oftenHow often do they argue/disagree? Pretty often, Dick doesn’t approve of the stealingWho is the first to apologise? Usually Dick

Sex:

Who is on top? Probably DickWho is on the bottom? Well, that only leaves Selina left so herWho has the strangest desires? Probably Selina.. idkAny kinks? Not that I can think about without rping thisWho’s dominant in bed? Lets be real, it’s totally SelinaIs head ever in the equation? Probably, but not when they’re regularly doing it, they probably just get ambitious while the other’s watch TV and then off they goIf so, who is better at performing it? Neither are bad, probably Selina thoEver had sex in public? I have a feeling rooftop sex has happenedWho moans the most? Probably Dick tbhWho leaves the most marks? Selina probably has a thing for leaving marks in places for people to seeWho screams the loudest? I imagine Selina would if either of them actually doWho is the more experienced of the two? Selina, she’s older after allDo they ‘fuck’ or ‘make love’? Probably fuck unless they got hella worried about the other not coming home or something seriousRough or soft? Being Selina it’s probably usually rough unless it’s said serious situationHow long do they usually last? I imagine she’s rather demanding, so probably upwards of 20 minutes after she’s done finding ways to get it out of himIs protection used? Probably unless it’s a spur of the moment thingDoes it ever get boring? I’d imagine notWhere is the strangest place they’d have sex? Probably strange places on rooftops

Family:

Do your muses plan on having children/or have children? I think Dick wants kids but Selina probably doesn’t If so, how many children do your muses want/have? Dick only wants one or two anywayWho is the favorite parent? Probably Dick, he’s too nice for his own goodWho is the authoritative parent? SelinaWho is more likely to allow the children to have a day off school? Probably Dick, tho he shouldn’tWho lets the children indulge in sweets and junk food when the other isn’t around? Probably Dick againWho turns up to extra curricular activities to support their children? Dick is at literally everythingWho goes to parent teacher interviews? Dick does and tries to drag SelinaWho changes the diaper? Probably DickWho gets up in the middle of the night to feed the baby? Dick usually offersWho spends the most time with the children? Again, DickWho packs their lunch boxes? Usually Dick, Selina probably tries to get them to do it themselvesWho gives their children ‘the talk’? Definitely SelinaWho cleans up after the kids? DickWho worries the most? DickWho are the children more likely to learn their first swear word from? Probably Selina

Affection:

Who likes to cuddle? DickWho is the little spoon? SelinaWho gets naughty in the most inappropriate of places? SelinaWho struggles to keep their hands to themself? SelinaHow long can they cuddle until one becomes uncomfortable? Selina gets uncomfortable first, but it’s usually quite a whileWho gives the most kisses? DickWhat is their favourite non-sexual activity? Probably kicking ass or something weird like thatWhere is their favourite place to cuddle? Probably bedWho is more likely to playfully grope the SelinaHow often do they get time to themselves? Like always, they don’t exactly have day jobs

Sleeping:

Who snores? Probably Dick if anyoneIf both do, who snores the loudest? It’s probably quietDo they share a bed or sleep separately? They share a bed, they aren’t some dysfunctional mid 60s coupleIf they sleep together, do they cozy up together or lay far apart? Dick is the cuddliest sleeperWho talks in their sleep? Dick, only during nightmares thoWhat do they wear to bed? Dick wears just his underwear if anything and I don’t imagine Selina wears much more than he doesAre either of your muses insomniacs? Dick usually starts to avoid sleep if his nightmares are badCan sleeping pills be found by the bedside? NoDo they wrap their limbs around each other or just lay side by side? They kinda loosely cuddle I imagineWho wakes up with bed hair? Tbh, it’s probably Dick and his pretty boy hairWho wakes up first? DickWho prepares breakfast in bed for the other? Dick is that nice guy who brings her pancakes in bedWhat is their favourite sleeping position? I imagine they sleep while spooning the mostWho hogs the sheets? Probably SelinaDo they set an alarm each night? Nah, no job to wake up forCan a television be found in their bedroom? Most likelyWho has nightmares? Both? Dick for sureWho has ridiculous dreams? Probably both, they have strange livesWho sprawls out and takes up most of the bed? Probably Selina, Dick thinks it’s cuteWho makes the bed? DickWhat time is bed time? Whenever they’re done kicking assAny routines/rituals before bed? Dick likes to make sure he hangs up his NIghtwing costume, but that’s itWho’s the grumpiest when they wake up? Probably Selina

Work:

Who is the busiest? Probably Dick, he’s got a whole dysfunctional bat familyWho rakes in the highest income? Well, Dick is funded by Bruce, so him?Are any of your muses unemployed? Both technicallyWho takes the most sick days? Selina probably plays sick to get him to take care of herWho is more likely to turn up late to work? what work?Who sucks up to their boss? Well, does Bruce count as a boss?What are their jobs? Unemployed vigilante?Who stresses the most? DICK!!Do your muses enjoy or despise their careers/occupations? Dick loves what he does, I imagine Selina is somewhat similarAre your muses financially stable? With Bruce’s cash they are

Home:

Who does the washing? Probably DickWho takes out the trash? also DickWho does the ironing? No one?Who does the cooking? Selina maybe? They probably order pizza a lotWho is more likely to burn the house down just trying? Neither?Who is SelinaWho leaves the toilet roll empty? SelinaWho leaves their dirty clothes on the floor? SelinaWho forgets to flush the toilet? Dick, but only in the middle of the nightWho is the prankster around the house? Both of them mess with the otherWho loses the car keys when it comes time to go somewhere? Probably Selina, Dick has a hook on the wall for themWho mows the lawn? DickWho answers the telephone? They don’t have a house phoneWho does the vacuuming? Selina maybe?Who does the groceries? They probably both goWho takes the longest to shower? Probably Dick, the longest showers are when one hops in with the other thoWho spends the most time in the bathroom? Selina maybe? It’s probably close tho

Miscellaneous:

Is money a problem? Not with BruceHow many cars do they own? Probably just oneDo they own their home or do they rent? They probably own itDo they live near the coast or deep in the countryside? In the middle of the city in some apartment I would imagineDo they live in the city or in the country? CityDo they enjoy their surroundings? ProbablyWhat’s their song? Dick probably tries to say every sappy song is them but Selina never agreesWhat do they do when they’re away from each other? Selina probably wears shoes in the house and leaves garbage around, Dick just doesn’t wear clothesWhere did they first meet? Gotham somewhere? I don’t know what they’re official first meeting wasHow did they first meet? Being all costumy and vigilante likeWho spends the most money when out shopping? SelinaWho’s more likely to flash their assets? SelinaWho finds it amusing when the other trips over?  Selina, Dick worries too muchAny mental issues? They probably both have some form of PTSDWho’s terrified of bugs? NeitherWho kills the spiders around the house? Probably the cats?Their favourite place? BedWho pays the bills? BruceDo they have any fears for their future? Probably parentingWho’s more likely to surprise the other with a fancy dinner? DickWho uses up all of the hot water?  Probably only happens when they’re both in thereWho’s the tallest? Dick, by an inchWho’s more likely to just randomly hop into the shower with the other? Probably Selina, but Dick does it tooWho wanders around in their underwear? SelinaWho sings the loudest when singing along to the radio? Dick? Both of them? idk..What do they tease each other about? Dick’s horrid fashion choicesWho is more likely to cringe at the other’s fashion sense at times? Selina never forgets the 80s Nightwing outfitDo they have mutual friends? All them superheroesWho crushed first? Dick had one of those weird kid crushesAny alcohol or substance related problems? I imagine Selina has more of a drinking tendency than DickWho is more likely to stumble home, drunk, at 3am? Selina?Who swears the most? Both?