#idk what do you put for Mario franchise charcters lol?

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Waluigi Headcannons

There’s not enough Waluigi stuff in the world in my opinion, my solution to this? Write at least one headcanons for Waluigi I also did some reading up about him to make sure that my headcanons are as lore accurate (despite him having little to none what-so-ever LITERALLY SEARCH IT UP GUYS THEY JUST DON’T GIVE MY POOR MAN SHIT!) as possible.

My first thought with headcanons like this is kind of like how did you meet Waluigi and tbh the best way to probably meet and even become friends with him is to play into his toxic habit of blaming others for his losses 

A first meeting would either be after a match that he hadn’t won you come up to him and console him telling him that it’s not fair that the other team had won because you can see all the talent he has, this would make you get into his good books

Or you could see him while he’s training and compliment him on his hard work and that he should be able to beat anyone and if they do win it’s because of sheer dumb luck or they somehow cheated

That’s how you become friends! Honestly, outside Wario no one is really on Waluigi’s side for shit and even then Wario isn’t the best of buddies so just by doing this simple thing you’re on Waluigi’s mind for a long while and if you’re continuously doing this for long enough he’ll eventually be into you but you’re definitely have you as a top friend if you continue supporting him

Whether you’re in a relationship with Waluigi or not, his actions and activities you guys would do together wouldn’t change much!

Like with his training you’d always accompany him if you have the time to do so and support him, whether it’s training with him, helping him from the sidelines like giving him tips or being kinda like a coach, or just cheering him on he appreciates you being there

Also enjoys the fact that whenever there’s a game or event he’s in you’re there to cheer and be mad hype and even if he’s just like a side character or helper you’re there just to see his appearance and be annoying for his sake

Waluigi loves that he can be evil with you and that you’re okay with Wario (me personally I am super disgusted with that yellow piss stain but I’ll deal with him for Waluigi my beloved) because that’s his buddy. Ecstatic to have someone else to also help with plans and being mischievous (being fr with y’all if my man is doing wrong, good chance I might go down with him because I stand with my people/person 87% of the time no matter what)

Waluigi isn’t so touchy with you when you guys are just friends, but because you’re not Wario who he sees as a long time bestie and kind of like a brother he is very flirty with you (btw I feel like this man is bi or pan, aka he takes what he can get because apparently he isn’t that lucky and isn’t picky)

When you guys are dating tho he is very, and I mean very touchy

His hand is always on you somewhere, if you guys are together and just standing around he’s leaning on you in whatever way he can touch you a lot and constantly along with what is most comfortable for both of y’all

Regular life doesn't change much once y’all are in a relationship except that when he pulls out a rose he throws it at you and it always reaches you, you get lots of kisses whenever there’s a discrete chance to do so and the touchiness as mentioned before increases

To get to the point of actually dating tho it would be a very long time because that relationship would have to develop by you always being by his side long enough that when you’re missing for one reason or another Waluigi finds himself missing you and realizes that unless he has a proper reason to be jealous and keep you by his side always you’ll just brush off his want for you to be by his side as his regular personality

Then he wonders “But why do I want more if my regular personality would be enough for them to stick around if I ask?”

Then he realizes

Then he spirals

Anyways once he gets his head together he confesses to you, and you brush it off as another flirty joke making him sad and annoying to Wario who tells you that Waluigi was serious and to start dating him because he’s getting annoying and also who are you to have his buddy/brother feeling this way!?!?!

Then you realize

Then you spiral 

(I like to think I’m funny and cool but that’s a lie)

Anyways you get back to Waluigi and tell him that you do love him and would love to date him

Anyways since Luigi as Daisy (best girl y’all can fight me) as his love interest you’re Wadaisy I guess lol

To be honest though I really feel like a relationship with Waluigi would be a good and actually healthy one, I mean he keeps himself clean and is fit and hardworking! 

The only problem may be his problem with blaming others but you can at least fix it that when it comes to you he’ll take responsibility to keep you by his side

Or not! You can keep him toxic, the choice is yours!

I just really think Waluigi is cool and would be a great partner!

Tags: @kisakis-boyfriend