#idk theres just a vibe for people who sling frozen pizza and ice cream

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DSMP/MCYT Grocery AU! Because I work in a grocery store and it’s invading my head and my interests

This is gonna be a long ass post so here’s a keep reading

The Front End!

Dream and Sapnap are checkers/cashiers/whatever they’re called

Karl and George are courtesy clerks/checkers. Usually courtesy clerks but will check if needed

Bad watches the self-checkout

Callahan is the front end manager.

Kristin owns the grocery store/is the store director and is often in the main office. The store is called Kristins

Skeppy is a customer who comes in often just to hang out with Bad. Doesn’t even buy anything

Schlatt also works in the front office but no one knows what he does? They think he’s HR

Pharmacy

Ponk :D

Lazer and Vikkstar because I didn’t know where else to put them and no one else worked in the pharmacy

Produce Department!

I don’t know what goes on in the produce department because I work in the dairy and that’s clear on the other side of the store but!

Ivorycello is the manager because I like her so I’m putting her in charge

Punz, Boomer, Hannah, Purpled, Awesamdude, Tina, SquidKid (get it, because potatoes?)

The Deli!

Quackity is the deli manager! He mostly does the fried section with the fresh stuff that customers can eat in the store idk what it’s called.

Slimecicle and Michael McChil also do the fried stuff

Connor makes sandwiches

Mamacita and Mexican Dream work the meat deli wall.

Billzo runs the Sushi bar! No one knows how he manages to run the sushi bar and also be in the frozen department at the same time but he is.

The Bakery

Niki is the bakery manager!

Captain puffy and Corpse is here too because the image of him making cookies is really nice

Ghostbur! How is he here when Wilbur is also here? Don’t ask. I just wanted him here.

Foolish after lunch

Antfrost runs the coffee bar. Velvet is here too but I don’t know much about him.

The Floor!

Phil is the grocery manager. 

Wilbur manages the freight crew (used to be the only one on the freight crew but that was stressful as fuck so phil and kristen made sure to hire a bunch of new people)

Tommy is technically a courtesy clerk but most of the time he’s on the floor instead of bagging groceries. (Same with Eryn)

Fundy, Jack Manifold, Hbomb

Eret does the health and natural department.

Foolish does the end caps and all the non-food items like stuffed animals and movies

Frozen!

Ranboo, Sneegsnag, Tubbo, Billzo (sometimes), Aimsey, Freddie

Tubbo once bet that he could stay in the freezer for an hour. Everyone told him he shouldn’t. He did anyway. Everyone is surprised he came out unharmed. (It’s fucking cold in there.)

The Dairy!

Technoblade is the dairy manager and he used to do it all by himself and in record time (somehow. Mans is dedicated). Also used to work in produce until a rivalry with Squidkid got out of hand. Now he does everything that is inside the dairy cooler. (yogurt and milk mostly)

Seapeekay! New hire and is kind of scared of Techno. He does anything that needs to be taken out of the dairy cooler to be put on the shelf. (stuff like orange juice and coffee creamer)

Feel free to add others or give me ideas or something. There’s a lot of mcyts I don’t watch or don’t know anything about (like the bedwars players I threw into the produce department) so go wild. I’m pretty sure hermitcraft would probably own a rival store and maybe empires/3rdlife/last life/afterlife would too.