#idk my asexual eyes saw an asexual character and decided he was my new best friend

[risetherivermoon]

agent schmegan...i still think of you...rest in peace my asexual king 😔✌️

[zhe-lazy-fox]

Rules: Answer these 92 statements and tag 20 people.

I was tagged by @voltronpals

LAST:

1. Drink: 7up 2. Phone call: with mom about a week ago 3. Text message: Sms of the phonebill…. 4. Song you listen to:  Chase and Status Feat Plan B - End Credits 5. Time you cried: Uhhhh.... When Keith was about to sacrefice himself

HAVE YOU:

6. Dated someone twice: Nooo 7. Kissed someone and regretted it: I can’t even remember if i kissed anyone, EVER 8. Been cheated on: no 9. Lost someone special: Not that I know of 10. Been depressed: *insert gif of Kermit and that guy nodding at eachother* 11. Gotten drunk and thrown up: Alcohol tastes like crap so no.

LIST 3 FAVORITE COLORS:

12. Green 13. Purple 14. Blue

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU:

15. Made new friends: I think so 16. Fallen out of love: I wasn’t even in love to begin with.. 17. Laughed until you cried: Yes 18. Found out someone was talking about you: no 20. Found out who your friends are: *shruggs* eh 21. Kissed someone on your Facebook list: Why???

GENERAL:

22. How many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life: Uh pretty much all of them... most are friends, classmates and relatives... then that random person i can’t remember how they got there

23. Do you have any pets: I have two bunnies and fishes... but they’re home with my family, i miss them :<

24. Do you want to change your name: Sometimes, but i like my name

25. What did you do for your last birthday: You expect me to remember what i did a year ago???????

26. What time do you wake up: It depends on when school starts, right now it’s about 07:35 on weekends it’s around 12...

27. What were you doing at midnight last night: TRYING TO FALL ASLEEP! 

28. Name something you can’t wait for: Season 5 of Voltron. When i move to a new place so i can get one or three cats :D, and what I think is the last book of the Guardians of Childhood

29. When was the last time you saw your mom: a week ago :(

30. What is one thing you wish you could change in your life: Stop being a procrastinator... but man I can dream.

31. What are you listening to right now: the last people that are in school talking among themselves as they stand waiting for a friend or are walking out the door to go home or idk...

32. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: I might have, I’m bad with names and my memory is shit

33. Something that is getting on your nerves: The Voltron Fandom has it’s fair chare of rotten nuts

34. Most visited website: YouTube, Tumblr, DeviantART, AO3... facebook

35. Mole/s: I might have some... i don’t really care...

36. Mark/s: I have a scar under my right arm that goes from my armpit to about halfway up the rest of my arm... Fell out from a tree when i was little and got a broken branch stabbed into me there, did it stope me from climbing trees? no. XD Have some scars on my fingers and knees aswell from life.

37. Childhood dream: I wanted to be a Veterinerian but then i realized i would haev to put down animals and i will cry so no, i will become an Ilustrating Writer instead i decided... and that is still my dream.

38. Hair color: dark blond

39. Long or short hair: Short, but it’s to long now, i need to cut it... BUT MALMÖ HAVE TO MANY PLACES SO I DON’T KNOW WHERE TO GOOO DX

40. Do you have a crush on someone: .... what the hell is a crush?

41. What do you like about yourself: My eyes :D

42. Piercings: Nope

43. Blood type: Uh... idk

44. Nicknames: Foxy, Moon Moon, they are the most used then there’s Al and Sanji...

45. Relationship status: Single and not looking

46. Zodiac: Scorpio

47. Pronouns: she/her I’m fine with anything to be honest

48. Favorite TV Show: Voltron! Midsumer Murders, there are probbably more... but i watch Tv so rarely...

50. Right or left hand: Right

51. Surgery: Got a branch stabbed in my arm so yeah...

52. Hair dyed in different color: I did bleach my hair a while ago... I want it white... but man i am lazy...

53. Sport: I did do horse Riding and Tennis for a while before i started High School

55. Vacation: SCOTLAND OR IRELAND! Japan, Hawaii.... idk

56. Pair of trainers: ???????????? what????

MORE GENERAL:

57. Eating: Last thing i ate was a clementine...

58. Drinking: Uhhh... didn’t i already aswer this? but uh Milk?

59. I’m about to: Answer this, then fix my Pathfinder character, but i need help and the DM’s class doesn’t end until 17

62. Want: Money, CATS! To find a house or apartment so me and my bff can live togheter because man, she lives to far away DX

63. Get married: No, maybe idk... don’t think so

64. Career: Ilustrating Writer... hopefully, or animator of some kind... idk... I will probbalby end up in Ica or Ikea or something...

65. Hugs or kisses: HUGS! I love HUGS! 

66. Lips or eyes: EYES ARE BEAUTIFUL AND I LOVE THEM!

67. Shorter or taller: Ehhhhh... *Shruggs* don’t care...

68. Older or younger: *shrugs*

70. Nice arms or nice stomach: I.... don’t know...

71. Sensitive or loud: a bit of both?

72. Hook up or relationship: NONE OF THAT!

73. Troublemaker or hesitant: Bit of both???

HAVE YOU EVER:

74. Kissed a Stranger: No

75. Drank hard liquor: I might have tasted it once... but it tasted probbalby horrible so i repressed that memory

76. Lost glasses/contact lenses: Who me? nooo, i don’t have ANy idea of what you’re talking about... Yes...

77. Turned someone down: Yes... i think??? Look I am not good wiht this romantic shit

78. Sex on the first date: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

79. Broken someone’s heart: I don’t know... maybe????

80. Had your heart broken: No

81. Been arrested: noo

82. Cried when someone died: Does bunnies count? because i cry everytime a bunny dies, may it be wind bunnie babies or my own.

83. Fallen for a friend: uhhhh????????? i don’t think i have... but like i said i don’t know squat about this romance shit

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

84: Yourself: ehe.he...he..hh.e.he..eheh... ehe.... sometimes

85. Miracles: Maybe....

86. Love at first sight: *gestures to my asexual and aromantic self* WHAT?!

87. Santa Claus: Nah

88. Kiss on the first date: ........... Look at answer on 86

OTHER:

90. Current best friend name: VENESA! I LOVE HER!

91. Eye color: Mine? they are greybluegreen-ish... they’re a stormy ocean idk...

92. Favorite movie: ROTG

I tag @monpetitange and anyone who sees this and wants to do this.

[almaasi]

reaction post typed while watching SPN 12x16 “Ladies Drink Free”

HARRY POTTER REFERENCES IN THE COSTUME CHOICES. also Mick is a knockoff Cas and it’s weird

06:29pm

i was halfway through watching dan & phil’s liveshow and cackling out loud at the “clean me daddy” antics when i remembered there was something i was meant to be doing... oh yeah watching supernatural pfff

also my cat wilson has gone to sleep in mY SOCK DRAWER

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06:31

i JUST CHECKED WHO WROTE THIS AND IT’S MEREDITH GLYNN

I ACTUALLY GASPED IN EXCITEMENT

what a good

i saw the promos on instagram and i thought ehhh it looks cute, and i’m absolutely here for claire, and dean being pampered, but i was wary because it’s so hard to trust this show from the promos

or trust this show at all

DON’T FAIL ME MEREDITH GLYNN

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06:35pm

oh god i love claire so muuuch

i missed herrrr

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08:37

the bar is called “lucky badger”

there’s symbolism in there somewhere

i’m thinking of a) mark sheppard in firefly, b) crowley, c) hufflepuffs, d) anyone surly and british in a tux tbh which is probably the point

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06:38

always weird when the moon is obviously digitally transplanted into the frame, and the light is coming from a completely different angle

cool blue lighting in the forest though, nice shot

kinda looks like narnia

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06:40

this girl is so attractive to me, i’m all gooey inside ‘cause she’s so damn cute

i can’t deal with girls they’re all so beautiful

boys are okay, i’m only attracted to them if they’re hella pretty and display some kind of deep affinity for femininity, or are in some way sexually repressed (don’t judge me idk why) (also sometimes this isn’t true so IDK IDK IDK)

but GIRLS

OH GOD

i’d say maybe i’m attracted to femininity as a concept but ANDROGYNOUS AND MASCULINE GIRLS and NON BINARY PEOPLE also mess me up

everyone is so beautiful

and i’m mostly asexual

i don’t know what sexual people go through bUT IF IT’S ANYTHING LIKE THIS with the addition of lust?? HOW

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06:47

ALSO THE COLOURS THESE TWO ARE WEARING

they are absolutely hufflepuffs

thIS IS A HUFFLEPUFF THING RIGHT

BADGERS AND YELLOW

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06:49

dear pretty hufflepuff girl: your brother is a dickwad

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06:49

deaR PRETTY HUFFLEPUFF GIRL

I THINK YOU’RE A SLYTHERPUFF

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06:51

SHE BETTER STILL BE ALIVE :C :C :

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06:51

the bisexual colours on the map dean’s looking at tho

THE LIGHT POIINTING LIKE AN ARROW TOWARDS IT AND DEAN

AND SEPARATING IT FROM SAM

or, alternatively, it’s pointing sam at the map

depends on your interpretation i guess

bUT THERE’S SOME HARDCORE QUEER SYMBOLISM THERE EITHER WAY

NEW DIRECTOR: Amyn Kaderali

I THINK THEY GET IT

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06:55

OKAY BUT THE BMOL DON’T KNOW HOW TO CLEAN UP A BLOODSTAIN

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06:56

dean about mick: “world class repression”

eyyyy dean recognises what repression looks like in other queercoded characters

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06:56

oh good pretty girl did live

i missed her name though

...hayden foster? cute

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06:58

I HAVE NEVER SEEN SAM SAY “COOL” LIKE THAT

dean’s like (≖︿≖✿)

and sam’s like (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ

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07:01

the harry potter references in this are giving me life

now i’m looking at all the colours in every shot and wondering if dean and sam are gonna be sorted by their costume choices

i think sam’s decidedly 50/50 hufflepuff-ravenclaw, and a smash of gryffindor on his shirt

i think dean’s meant to be neutral/unsorted right now, i’m expecting a costume change later

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07:04

quietly lowkey friendshipping sam/mick

(mick has a hufflepuff outer jacket with a ravenclaw shirt core)

(i’M REALLY ENJOYING THIS)

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07:07

DEAN’S EXCITED ABOUT THE THREE STAR HOTEL

HE’S GONNA HAVE A LONG BATH AND WRAP HIMSELF IN FUZZY TOWELS TONIGHT I CAN GUARANTEE IT

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07:08

“wild elk lodge” LIKE HARRY POTTER’S PATRONUS RIGHT. RIGHT??

also dean pinching something , probably edible

oh! mints

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07:10

DEAN SWIMMING NAKED IN A HOTEL POOL

where is cas

CAS WOULD’VE DIPPED HIS TOES IN, FROWNED A LOT, THEN BEEN YANKED INTO THE WATER BY DEAN

and he’d paddle like a puppy, frowning and complaining about how he doesn’t understand the point of this exercise, but secretly having fun

AND HE’D COME OUT OF THE WATER ALL SPIKY-HAIRED AND DEAN WOULD FORCEFULLY RUB HIS HEAD WITH A TOWEL AND THEN WHIP HIS ASS WITH IT WHILE GIGGLING

AND CAS WOULD HUFF AND FROWN 

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07:14

DeAN TRYING TO ACT ALL MACHO “i’ve had better nights sleep in my baby”

on the one hand, sure, sounds feasible, but on the other hand WHAT KINDA BULLSHIT YOU SPOUTING THERE SON

mick just tryna impress the boys

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07:19

those injuries are SO badly wrapped

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07:20

“she’s a lucky girl”

MICK NO

he’s gonna come back and try to kill her isn’t he

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07:21

love how claire is, by extension of cas, also associated with the gas-n-sip sunshine logo

CLAIRE IS SLYTHERIN ACCORDING TO HER JACKET

tell me, if these aren’t hogwarts house sorting clothes, why are they so accurate and symbolic?

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07:30

DEAN IS THAT YOUR TERRIBLE ACCENT

GOD HES SUCH A FUN + EMBARASSING DAD

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05:21

NOW CLAIRE’S RAVENCLAW WHEN SHE TAKES HER SLYTHERIN OUTER JACKET OFF AND LETS HER GUARD DOWN

AAAAAAH I’M LOVING THIS SO MUCH

IF YOU DIDN’T CATCH THIS HOGWARTS THING YOU’RE HONESTLY MISSING OUT THIS IS SO SATISFYING

THE DEER PATRONUS ON THE WALL ON THE BAR TOO

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07:35

DEAN THINKS DOWNTON ABBEY IS BORING???

i mean it’s slow but it’s far from boring

there were two dudes making out in the first episode as well, he definitely saw that

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07:36

dean stops claire from taking a beer

dean’s always in dad mode tbh

cas would be squinting right now

CAS IS HERE IN SPIRIT AS FAR AS I’M CONCERNED

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07:38

love love love that dean’s alarmed by the word “grabby”

but i love EVEN MORE that claire is a big girl and she handled it

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07:39

claire: “your foreign exchange student is totally lame”

dean: “he’s sam’s best friend. nerd soulmates.”

called it

ALSO IF DEAN’S CALLING SAM AND MICK A THING THEN HE’S PROBABLY PROJECTING WHICH MEANS DEAN LIKES MICK???? ???

???????????

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07:41

dean: “go nuts. it’s on.. uh... harry potter”

1. DEAN DOING THE DAD THING

2. HARRY POTTER REFERENCE

3. HARRY POTTER REFERENCE BY DEAN

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07:43

Oh no

rip hayden foster

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07:44

THESE COLOURS THOUGH

all these ravenclaws

also i’m appreciating dean’s ravenlaw tie

heck yeah subtly smart!dean

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07:47

“skeezer”

skeeze + geezer i guess

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07:48

honestly this guy is just a knockoff cas

i want the real deal thanks

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07:51

SHOUTOUT TO “THE GREAT BRITISH BAKE-OFF”

wait is this season still running (i don’t wanna google it in case of spoilers)

man i’m so behind

i’m like three episodes into season 7, candice’s lipstick is my favourite thing besides the cool food (and mary berry)

DOES DEAN WATCH IT THOUGH

HE’D PROBABLY JACK OFF TO ALL THE PRETTY FOOD AND CUTE PEOPLE IMO

oh god i don’t wanna ship mick/dean but i cannot deny dean would have good reasoning to be more attracted to mick than ketch. mick is like the british cas. (WHERE IS CAS. I MISS CAS. SOMEONE BRING ME CAS in his hufflepuff coat and ravenclaw tie)

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07:56

neck tattoo dude to dean about claire: “what are you, her dad?”

yep

one of two, in fact

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07:59

dean: “i used to think the same thing”

WAS THAT ABOUT DEAN TAKING ORDERS FROM JOHN AND LATER REALISING THAT’S NOT A GOOD THING

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08:02

man you know an argument is well-written when you completely understand both sides of the fight

claire and sam both have really good points aaah

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08:04

MUSIC SEGUEING INTO A FIGHT SCENE

WOOO

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08:06

dean’s “everything’s gonna be Totally Fine!!! but not really” face is truly something to behold

ALSO WHERE THE FUCK IS CAS WHY HAVEN’T THEY CALLED HIM

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08:09

werewolf mice though

*tiny roar*

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08:10

dean: “you don’t get a vote on this”

claire: “it’s my life. i get all the votes”

the fact she said that quietly made it so powerful

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08:11

dean: “all right”

i feel like if cas were here he’d’ve done that flat-mouth looking-away slight-rolled-eyes huffy thing he does when dean says/does/decides something he doesn’t like

DEAN YOU’RE GONNA HAVE SO MUCH TO EXPLAIN TO CAS IF THIS GOES WRONG

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08:18

werewolf who tied claire up: “i’m a nice guy”

me: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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08:02

mick does the thing cas always does: sneaks up behind the baddie and kills them at the last moment

is this an overused trope? or is mick a cas parallel

(of course he’s a cas parallel, look at the goddamn coat)

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08:22

good, dean double-checks for claire’s consent before injecting her

good good

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08:28

mick looks so much like cas it’s disconcerting

he’s like slightly incorrect cas fanart come to life

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08:30

also apart from dean’s ravenclaw tie i don’t think he wore any house colours?? he’s the only character who didn’t. weird. i’d interpret that to mean he’s such a mystery on the outside, but the only thing he truly values is, in fact, wisdom. maybe??? if that’s true, that’s very interesting

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08:31

claire with gryffindor bravery worn over her heart now

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08:34

the end

GOOD

9/10

*mumbles to self* could’ve been improved by a call to cas at least, characters of colour with speaking roles and names (there was a background nurse for 2 seconds), and a bechdel test pass (i mean, there was texting between claire of jody, and a one-sided voicemail). this also had a few uses of the b-word (except they were used by characters who exist to be hated, and claire reclaimed it to use against a dude (unsure if she meant it to emasculate him?))

but other than that, VERY GOOD

i am le satisfied and i am lacking the feeling of malcontent i get after watching some episodes of this show

i hope meredith glynn is seen as a heroine in the writer’s room

god i miss cas so much ;~; WHY IS CAS EVEN GONE THOUGH

@ meredith glynn please include cas next time we love him very much and this show isn’t quite right without him, and when he’s not even mentioned it’s kind of upsetting, especially after the show makes a point of insisting he’s family

(on that note, where was mary too???) (i mean, i get it though. a writer can’t just fit every character into a story that’s not about them. this was a claire + dean + mick episode, and a bit of sam. cas would’ve changed the dynamic and taken away from the importance of dean + claire. but still, a mention would’ve been appreciated y’know??)

ANYWAY THIS WAS GOOD

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