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otterize · 1 year ago
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Food $200
Rent $800
Pokémon Cards $3,600
Utility $150
someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying
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surveys-at-your-service · 4 years ago
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Survey #270
“please remain calm; the end has arrived. we cannot save you; enjoy the ride.”
Do you own pastel-colored pants? No. What type of lotion do you use? I don't really use it. Nothing seems to help how dry my skin is. What were your favorite clothing stores in high school? Hot Topic. If you could have a car in any color you wanted, which color? Pastel pink, but realistically (given a pink car would probably have a paint job I'd have to pay for, I assume?), I like burnt orange cars. Not too brown-ish, though. What is your favorite color, do you look good in it, & do you wear it a lot? Pink, probably not, and no. Name someone you know who hates pink. Idk. What is your favorite Avril Lavigne song? "Nobody's Home." Do you kill bugs? Sometimes. Depends. If they're in my house, most likely. Have you ever had a bedroom that had wallpaper on the walls? No. Do you own any rompers? No. What’s one thing you’ve done to celebrate Earth Day? I made a birdhouse out of a milk carton once. Animal Planet taught me lol. Do you use window clings (aka window stickers)? No. What color is your stapler? Black. Do you have a desk that you sit at in your room? Ugh, no, but that's one reason I want to move to somewhere I have a bigger room for a desk so I don't do everything in my damn bed. What do you miss about college? Feeling like I was worth something and on a "proper" path. Was your middle school crush the same as your high school crush? No. What is/was your dream school? I never had a "dream" school. Do you wish you could talk to someone about your past? If so, who? Idk, probably someone. What motivates you? Music and/or videos on whatever subject I could use motivation in, like self-care on my bad days. Have you ever completed a weight loss program? No. Tried, though. When was the last time you did something for the first time? I went through a doctor appointment entirely without Mom just a few days ago; she had to stay in the car due to chemo, so I filled stuff out, checked in/out alone, answered questions on my own, that business. I'm entirely aware it's sad as hell that a 24 y/o did that for the first time, but if you knew just how dependent I am on my mom, you'd get it. Which do you prefer: Valentine’s Day or Easter? Valentine's when I actually have someone to celebrate with, but I love Easter as an aunt with how excited the kids are about candy and all. Easter sorta rubs me the wrong way though since, y'know, Christianity essentially stole and rebuilt it. Do you wait until the last minute to decorate, or do you decorate early? I myself don't even decorate. Mom only does for Christmas, and it's very last minute. What’s your favorite Starbucks drink? I don't drink Starbucks. What were you wearing in the last good selfie you took? *checks phone* uh the one where I'm wearing a red tank top is okay. That's all you can see cuz FUCK taking full-body pics of me. What’s on your wish list right now? Ha, I actually have a list in my phone of things I really want/need to buy when I can. A few include a bigger terrarium to Venus, a treadmill, an Unus Annus shirt before the channel and thus merch expire, glasses for driving... What do you use to sweeten your tea? I don't drink tea. Have you ever owned an expensive eyeshadow palette? No, I don't wear enough colors or makeup in general to warrant buying one. When was the last time you stepped outside of your comfort zone? The aforementioned doctor visit. How would you rate your self-esteem? Low, healthy, or high? Low as like, the deepest oceanic trench probs. Do you own a tripod for your camera? Yeah. Were you a bigger fan of Lindsay Lohan or Hilary Duff? Hilary. Do you make Halloween costumes out of clothes from your closet? Only ever to just be a goth to live out my inner fantasy of regularly flaunting that aesthetic. Do you enjoy putting outfits together? Not particularly. Would you rather it rain or snow? Snow! What does your umbrella look like? Don't have one. What’s one thing you’ve had a toxic reaction to? Do you mean like, emotionally/mentally toxic? I'm guessing probably yes. Even though parts of it were entirely realistic, understandable reactions/behaviors, I most definitely had some toxicity in me regarding the breakup, too. Which do you prefer: cropped tops or tunic tops? Uggghhhh, both are so cute. On me, I'd only ever wear tunic tops, but on others, I tend to find cropped tops cuter. What’s a style or trend that you think is ridiculous? I don't pay enough attention to this to really know... hm. Yeah, idk. Which YouTuber do you want to be more like? I could only dream of being as motivated and smart and determined and "I can do this shit" as Markiplier jfc I Love One Man Only. Do you like stuffed animals? EEEEEEEEK yes!!!! What was your favorite class in high school? Art. Have you ever gotten straight A’s in a class? If so, which classes? Yes; not to brag whatsoever, but too many for me to remember. I remember I got my very first B in 5th grade in I think math, and I was so bummed out. Were there any subjects that you got a perfect SAT score in? If so, what? I don't think so. Are you happy today? If so, what made you happy today? I'm content-ish, not happy, but also not unhappy. Is your bed right by a window? There's one to my upper right and middle left, but my bed's not exactly against either. Do you spend more time in your bedroom or your living room? I barely leave my bedroom. Which holiday is your favorite to decorate for? Halloween, if I actually did decorate. Do you name stuffed animals still? Very rarely. Depends on what it is, the importance, etc. What titles did you win in the senior class polls? I FUCKIN READ THIS AS "TITTIES" AND WAS JUST LIKE... Anyway, none. Were you popular in school? No. If you’re from the US, what states have you lived in? Only NC. Who was your best roommate? Well, Jason, if he even counted as a "roommate." Was your first roommate your best roommate? See above, considering idk if he fits the term; if he does, then yes. What’s the best family vacation you’ve ever been on? Disney World. Have you ever wanted to be a model? No. What years did you attend prom? Sophomore (bf was a senior and he took me) and senior. What do you want to be for Halloween? I was recently listening to a metal version of Oogie Boogie's song from TNBC and it hit me: MISS Oogie Boogie. A fat bitch could pull that shit off, watch me ho. Which member of your family are you closest to? My mom. If you have any regrets, what is the biggest one? If not, why do you have no regrets? Letting a boy become absolutely all that mattered and more to me. Would you ever apply to be on reality TV? Why? Ew, no. I don't need any more people judging me and my life. What is the best thing that has ever happened to you? The partial hospitalization program that saved my life, literally. Do you have a hard time letting things go? It depends on what it is, but generally, yes. I recently realized one of my greatest flaws: I respond very, very poorly to loss, in any way. Looking back on people (especially people), events, other things... a negative, chronic reaction to loss is present throughout. What have you accomplished in life that has made you the most happy? Emotionally healed, a lot. I don't think some things will ever fully scar over, but nevertheless, I don't mentally have fuckin gashes in me. Have you ever struggled with your weight? Ever since the breakup, yes. I thought I was slightly fat before then, but looking at pictures now, I just think "damn hunny u look gud" and realize I was perfectly healthy. But anyway, I was put on a medication called Abilify (full-on name droppin', fuck this med), and it MURDERED my metabolism. I could eat a fuckin carrot and gain five pounds, probably. Emotional eating probably contributed too, but here's the thing: my current doctor took me off of it, knowing the moment I mentioned it that it was not only bad for me and my conditions but also responsible for the extreme weight gain? Pounds dropped like a ton of bricks, and this started before my emotional eating began to die off and regulate. I lost around 80 pounds just from dropping a goddamn pill. Cue college essay-long rant here about how my body image was slaughtered, how much I loathe the fucking doc that kept me on the med and blamed everything on me, and now how I've been stuck weight-wise for two years despite a vast plethora of methods to continue shedding a;sdlkfajkwlelawe GUYS I could rant til my hypothetical great-grandchildren die. When you are out with your friends are you loud and outgoing or shy and reserved? It depends on who the friend is, where we are, etc., but generally, I'm just awkward, trying to be outgoing when in fact I'm questioning every single thing I say and do al;wekjrkawde this survey has taken a TURN. Do you like to stay in your pajamas all day long? I don't leave my pj's unless I have to leave the house and go inside somewhere besides like, a gas station or something that's just "whatever." In high school did you have a lot of friends? Do you still keep in touch? I wouldn't say a *lot*, no, but not a tiny amount, either. The only one I ever still see is Girt, but I keep up with many on Facebook via the like button and shit, ha. Do you really care about such issues as abortion, religion, and global warming? Fuck yes I do. Who is the biggest womanizer you know? Juan sure was, but I haven't been in contact with him for years. Would you ever have a threesome? No. Who is the most attractive person you know? Of those I personally know-know, my answer will probably always be Alon like jc she's beautiful. When did you last feel the most free? ZOINKS we can't ask that question in America rn. Is there anyone who likes (or liked) you and had a really hard time getting over you? I don't know. Did you ever love someone and feel like it was wrong? Love? No. Well, before I realized I was bi, maybe Mini counts, as then I was anti-LGBT and couldn't even imagine myself as anything but straight. What’s your favorite bug? Butterflies. What’s the longest amount of time you liked/loved somebody for? Yeesh... I still can't say with absolute confidence I no longer love Jason at all, whom I started dating in 2012 and went head over heels for. What song makes you cry? There's a few that are capable of it sometimes, but do fucking not play "Stairway To Heaven" if I'm within 10 miles of you. "Another Life" by MiW usually makes me tear up towards the end, but it normally doesn't get that far anymore. Do you like rock or rap music better? Rock, as I'm not a rap fan. If you could watch someone change, would you? Yes let me live my life a;lsdkfjaws Ever known someone with an eating disorder? I don't know. I think maybe? Have you ever had a white Christmas? I think? The best snow we ever got was late Christmas night though, and the next morning was a total whiteout. What’s something you want to do but aren’t sure of yet? Hm. Idk. I'm pretty sure of most things I want to do. Biggest lie you ever told? I'm not entirely sure and I'd rather not search for one. Do you have a religion? I don't fit perfectly into any. I relate most with Neo-Paganism, but even that I deviate from some. Believe that there is a point to churches? I mean sure, people have the right to believe in/worship what they want to, and some people get a lot of joy and reassurance out of going. How do eat Oreos? "I split them in half and lick the cream before eating the cookie." <<<< Converse or Vans? Idc. Eh, maybe Converse, but idk. Dancing or watching others dance? I love watching others dance, it's why I enjoyed dance recitals and competitions. Favorite thing to touch/feel? My cat! <3 Rather be in a tornado or a large earthquake? Both would be horrifying, but I guess earthquake. I've had an outrageous fear of tornadoes since I was very little. Would you rather Santa or the Easter Bunny actually exist? Santa, duh. Would you rather spread gossip or start a fight? Start a fight, I guess. Trying to sully someone's name with false information would haunt me way more than starting an understandable fight. What has been the best New Year's for you so far & why? I don't know. What is the weirdest fear you’ve ever heard of someone having? Do you have any weird fears, and if so, what are they? Uhhh I think maybe butterflies? Idk, even that's not too weird considering it's an insect, and that's common. I'm personally absolutely terrified of pregnancy and also whale sharks scare me quite a bit. ig that's weird. How did you find Tumblr? lol how could you not know at some point as a teen on the Internet. What of the 8 wonders of the world do you find the most fascinating, if any? I had to look them up lmao. I guess the Great Pyramid of Giza. I in general find Egyptian culture and art to be very cool. Do you have a webcam? If you do, do you ever use it and what for? I mean, it's built into the laptop. I never use it. What is something that you think is really underrated? The band Otep, for one. I mean they're not small, but I don't think most people interested in the metal genre know them. OH and then there are A LOT of YouTube artists that MADLY deserve to be signed. I have a large chunk of metal musicians I listen to, and those especially like Jonathan Young blow my fucking mind they haven't technically "made it," even if they have a large subscriber base. Have you ever had a dream where you died? Did anything weird happen to your body after it? Yes, a few. Now hang with me, okay? One of my worst nightmares as a kid involved the wicked witch from TWoO turning me into one of those fucking party things that you blow into it and the paper unfurls and her using it killed me. Yo idk. I was really scared of that witch as a kid. What’s the scariest dream you’ve ever had? How about the most realistic? It involved my dad and that's all that needs to be said. Realistic? Hm. This was SO long ago that I barely remember *just* how real it felt, but I remember it felt real as fuck. I was very little when this happened. I dreamed that I went outside to our porch because there was a weird light and when I stepped outside, a swan and a goose flew down from the light onto the porch to become my late grandpa and my deeply beloved cat Midnight, who died from sickness. I'm sure it was just a dream now, but back then, I was VERY convinced it was like a vision from God or something, telling me they were okay and with us. Do you have a favorite fashion trend? What is it? Is there a fashion trend right now that you think is completely ridiculous, and if so, what? What do you think was the worst fashion trend of all time? I don't care about fashion enough to go in depth about all this. I'll tell you right now though that mullets were the worst mistake known to mankind. Do you tend to like original horror movies or re-makes better? What’s your favorite horror movie? Is it an original or a remake? If you're remaking an old one, I'll probably like it more since they're generally not nearly as cheesy. Modern horror movies, I don't have much of a preference. My fave is The Blair Witch Project, and it's an original. What is one characteristic in a person that you cannot stand? What characteristics do you like best in a person? Do you possess any of these characteristics? Those that act violent when they're angry, for one. Those scare me. Some traits that I really like are compassion, patience, genuineness, empathy, kindness just for the sake of being so, stuff like that. I'd like to think I've got some of those. It's notable that in my nightmares, I'm way more violent than I actually am, though. What kind of jeans do you like best? When I actually wore jeans, they were like solely skinny jeans. What has been the most traumatic experience of your life? Does it still bother you? A very abrupt and poorly-executed breakup after a long-term relationship and falling way, way too hard to be healthy. Does it still bother me? PTSD is stapled on my fucking forehead if you know the slightest about it. I've healed a whole lot, but I'm pretty sure it's a scar that's never going to even fully seal.
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tellywoodtrash · 5 years ago
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ebss 21+24.06.19 lb
i spent my weekend binging/reading good omens. completelyyyyyyyyyy worth it!!!!!!!!!!!!
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21.06.19
oh boy, amma also being dragged into anti-kavya lobby. janhviiiiiii yaaaaar, tu apne maksad par focus kar na.
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lol as usual, she's mad at dhruv for calling.
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“main kya karoon is dhruv ka???” meri maan, maar de. bas maar hi de ab. chai mein thodi zeher ghol de.
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amma is concerned. our girl seems to be unraveling. quickly.
kavya still picking up the ghar ka phone willy nilly huh.
is ghar mein literally itne saare log hain, why couldn't he tell jai or sonali to give the wallet. lord.
yeh bewakoof bhi she has no issues wandering into their room, while knowing exactly what she's been accused of just yesterday.
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nope. fucking nope. i don't wanna see chachi's bs. fwding.
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ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
“pooja sharma??” and “dhruv bhaiyya ki purse se nikal gayi hogi” were said in two contrasting emotions that made nooooooo sense coming from a normal emotionally stable person.
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there it isssssssssss.
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join the dots ho gaya kya????????
who this new kaamwaali?
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snort. ofc. i wouldn't eat a single thing in this damn house. god knows what this one adds to every dish. minimum toh thookti hi hogi sab mein, if not for the addition of rando meds and goldfish.
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BITCH WHY YOU SNEAK UP LIKE THI?!?!?!?! JEEESUSSSSS.
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janhvi getting way too overconfident and not letting kavya speak. mehenga padegaaaaaaa.
god i hate all the mittals except kabir, honestly. dadaji + pk, why don't you do us all a favour?
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OMFG STOP YELLING AT JAI AND SONALI FOR NOTHING. JESUS.
oh god you idiot pls don't ask in front of everyone. lordddddddd kavya, you have dung for brains.
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kabir telling chachi to stfu is a big mooooood.
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hein ab yeh kaun?
vyom's parents. where did they appear from exactly?
want to keep aarush? excoos? you didn't give a shit about his existence till now.
they're ordering his stuff to be packed as if they're at a mcdonalds drivethru. literally wtf.
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lol. rare moment of pk being savage to the right ppl.
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janhvi is me. i am janhvi.
blah blah blah.
excuse me? who tf are you ppl to not approve of kabir and kavya's wedding, when you didn't even accept her as vyom's wife? man desi elders really be wild with their obnoxious sense of presumptuousness.
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kabir on the same page as me.
ouffff janhvi ne aarush ko chaabi lagaai to call them. abbe yaaaar.
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time for kabir to open a can of whoop ass, which is koot koot ke fortified with ‘sabhyataa’. *giddy excitement*
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my boy pulling receipts on these haraami buddhe like a cvs cashier.
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(also trollololololol at pk side eyeing vyom’s parents too!)
okay vyom's maa is asking to be bitchslapped.
OMFG PLS DON'T TELL ME KAVYA BREAKS HER MARRIAGE WITH KABIR TO GO WITH THESE ASSHOLES. PLEASE GOD. SHE'LL HAVE A WORSE LIFE THAN SHE HAS WITH THE MITTALS.
pk still on that same track. abbe chup na.
ok uncleji asking to be kicked in the shin too. kabir pls. do something.
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oooh he gonna spill the truthhhhhhhhhhh about vyom.
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kavya, you partypooper. shoulda let them know that their son was no doodh ka dhula.
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lmao pk's drama-loving ass is mad too, ki itna achcha mauka haath se nikal gaya.
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kaanooni karwaahi ki dhamki.
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lol idc bitch. bring your lawyers. my wife and kid going nowhere.
GOD WHYYYYYYYYY ARE THEY GETTING RID OF KAVYA/AARUSH. I LIKE THIS FAMILY MAN SIDE TO KABIRRRRRRRRRRRR. UGHHHHHHHHHH.
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are they going to make janhvi more and more and more unlikable like this????????? like, she was fun earlier tageting the dumbass mittals, but this is crossing the line. how are we supposed to root for her when she's using a kid as a pawn to attack his mother???? ugh stopppppp writing her badlyyyyyyyyy.
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DON'T TAKE MY BIRUSH AWAY FROM MEEEEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAH THEY'RE SO CUTEEEEEEE EES MY TINY LIL ADOPTED FAMILYYYYYY I LOVE THEMMMM
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yes this the drama i'm here for!!!!!!!!!! more of this pls!
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ouff, her face.
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ugh can you two just leave this damn house away from alllllllll the crazies and be your own family?????? honestly, whattttttt is to be achieved by living here??????
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she's still got that photo clutched in her hand. lord.
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behen, aarush ko sabse badi takleef hai tere naam pe yeh roz roz ke phadde. SO JUST MOVE THE FUCK OUT THE THREE OF YOU.
NOW WHY ISN'T SHE OPENING HER MOUTH AND TELLING KABIR ABOUT THE PHOTO????????? GOD KAVYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
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yes, suman ka drama shuruuuuu. ab aayega mazaaaaaaaa.
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oh ho poora drama hone nahi diya is ep mein. good thing i waited till today to watch instead of agonizing over it on the weekend.
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24.06.19
yes mummy, yes!!!! spill the truth about dr. ashok!!!!!!
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OMFGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG THIS FUCKING ASSSSSSSHOLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHAT THE FUCKING FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
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ABOUT TIME. ABOUT FUCKING TIMEEEEEEEE KABIRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
fuck you dadaji. god why do they have all these annoying characters. cut them instead of kavya!
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oh no kavya has gotten a brainwave.
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oh god she's questioning janhvi about dr. ashok. oh god.
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this one is ready to murder her with her eyes.
idk what exactly she wants to ask wrt the pic. like......... how is she going to frame the question??????
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kabir asking pointed questions to dadu. chalo ab jawaab do, puraane paapi.
LIES. LIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES. BURI MAUT MAREGA TU BUDDHE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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appropriate reaction to this story.
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oh god. kabir's leaving the house to go meet his lawyer friend. dude why rn? and in the dead of the night. jesusssssssssss. not good.
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great. iski bhi ghanti baj gayi. behen why now??????? RAAT KO???? TUM LOG SOTE KYUN NAHI HO???? OR AT LEAST SCROLL INSTAGRAM FOR 3 HOURS LIKE THE REST OF US NORMAL PPL????
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chotu just spilled the beans ki badi maa uksaofied him to call dadaji.
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yup. i feel you girl. i feel you. now just gtfo this house with your kid. please.
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why is she panicking like this?????? just wait till kabir gets back. oh kayaaaaaaaaaaaa.
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omg girl, you gotta control yourself, why are you like thisssssssss?!?!?!!
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great. she just spat it allllllllll out.
LMAOOOOO PK SAID SHABAASH, AND SHE'S LIKE THANK YOU PAPA. LOLOLOLOL KAVYA YOU IDIOT.
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asaldajsdjsalkjdlks he thinks KAVYA'S POOJA SHARMA. janhviiiiiiiii has struck againnnnnnnnnnnn.
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ouff i really don't like the turns this show is taking these days but your face, shrenu. your heckin’ faceeeeeeeeeeeee. it compels meeeeeee.
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kitniiiiiiiiii safai se she planted the idea in his mindddddd.
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lol bade ‘god bless you’s de raha hai. god ne isse bless kiya toh tera patte bichch jaayenge, pk.
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and she arranged for amma to plant documents too.
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ok too muchhhhhh drama.
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god this idiot also has to get involved.
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who the hell would trust these ainvayi ke papers??? literally any 2nd grader can make this in MS word.
janhvi bribed some warden at the orphanage too. gosh too much pohunch she hassssss.
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kavya trying to counter with logic, but...... yeh toh YEH hai.
god i'm bored. fwding.
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great, kavya's having a breakdown. siiiiiiiigh. this show just got waaaay too dramatic and shriekyyyyyyy.
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isko bhi abhi maidaan mein utarna hai. lord.
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~ACTING~
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damnnnnnnn, fierce kavya's here again and got her claws out.
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oh stfu dadaji. god i can't wait till you allllll drink the tears of bloooood that you're about to shed. i really can not wait.
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chotu bhi aa gaya. oh god. tooooo much melodrama.
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jesus christtttttttttttttttttttttttttttt.
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i'm guessing and hoping that kavya's made her exit from the house, coz amma's talking about *if* kabir "finds" kavya.
kabir did fiiiiiiind kavya. and they're both referring to “janhvi”??? no bhaabi???
pooJanhvi isn't too worried about kavya telling kabir. everything's moving acc. to her plan.
ouff behen kar jaldi jo bhi karna hai; yeh roz roz ka cheekhna-chillaana is getting on my damn nerves.
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tellywoodtrash · 7 years ago
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ishqbaaz 13.09.17 lb
what’s dadi mad at pinky for? 😐😐😐
paise nahi the? how’s that even possible????? what for??!?!?! 😯😯😯
KIS MUSIBAT KO GHAR BULAANE KIIIIIIII???? 😧😧😧😧
anika ke dimaag ke paiyyyen daudne lage hai. behen can’t resist wanting to know. 😐😐😐
ab is phone call ka kya chakkar hai? 🤔🤔🤔
actually this plan doesn’t sound that dabanngggg at all gauri. knowing these andas, it’s super lame and bound to fail. 🙄🙄🙄 maybe you should take the lead! 
uhhhhhhhhhh i thought we weren’t gonna tell anyone about what happened? 😒😒😒
look at his gentleee smilee and praiiiiiiiiiiise. 😍😍😍
om’s presence has me wary af tho, after all the messages i got about how he fucked up today. idk what he did, but i’m just waiiiiiting to get mad at him. 😑😑😑
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gauri be like, yeah you cute and all, but don’t think i’ve forgotten the shit you pulled back at the chai ka thela. 😠😠😠
yeaaaah girl. you tell him. but... you coulda waited for bhavya to leave. 😶😶😶
“KUCH HUA HAI KYA?”????????????????? YOU FUCKING MEN AND YOUR FUCKING CLUELESSNESS. HONESTLY DO YOU HAVE DUNG FOR BRAINS OR WHAT??? 😟😟😟😟😟
gauri be passive-aggressive!max today. i love it. 😇😇😇
ok his whispery way of talking is getting me kinda hot and bothered. goddamnit omkara. 😍😍😍😓😓😓
gosh the angst. the sexy eyes he’s making at her. her hurt defiance. JUST MAKE OUTTTTT BABIES!!!! 😫😫😫😫
he let her goooo? no pulling her back this time???? in the words of peter d’souza, WHAT RE????????? 😣😣😣😣
ohohoho. seems like he’s a little hurt by her “sirf bahu” jaap as well. 😗😗😗
LMFAO RUDRA PREPARING FOR THE MISSION IN CAMO 
waise khareedne ki zaroorat nahi padi hogi. must be from that shitty function they had during the mahasangam. 🤢🤢🤢
ouff, nonsense romance. 
“pehli baar i feel so proud of omkara!” pffffffffffffffft you’re a terrible dad, tej. terrible. the worst. 
why’s tej warning her????? 😐😐😐
whattt???? why did she pause mid-sentence?? 😯😯😯
lmaooooo sarbaaalaa. 😂😂😂
awww dadi doing laad on rudra. so cute. 😚😚😚
ouff these two take their stupid mission nonsense a little tooo seriously. 🙄🙄🙄
gotta say i love tej’s shirt. 😊😊😊
pffffffft, tej chance marofying on jhanvi. sab ke sab is ghar mein tharki. 🙄🙄🙄
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lmao svetlana’s BITCH U WOT M8 expression in bg. 🤣🤣🤣
poooora parivaar? where’s billu and his billi? omki and bulbul? 😐😐😐
OH HO TEJ YOU AND YOUR OVERACTING 😣😣😣
bhavya, i’m telling you, gtfo this madhouse asap. you’re not bound by marriage yet. just get outttttttt. 😫😫😫
family photo nahi ho saktiiiii. 
oh ho, achcha bahaana for surbhi’s absence. 😗😗😗
oh boy, pinky’s gonna use this opportunity and anika’s absence to do some kaand. i’m sure of it. 😣😣😣
OH HO RANDOM FILLER CRAP BY TEJ. WHAT NONSENSE. FWDING. 😑😑😑
lmao tej pulling shivaay to dance, and shivaay is just like wtf even???? 😂😂😂
fwding fwding fwding and lol tej seems to have gotten pinky too??? i love him as peter, can we just have this personality for tej permanently??? like, it’s just so hard to hate mahesh thakur in the first place, coz he always plays happy sunshiney good guy roles and i just really want to like himmmmmmmm. 😙😙😙
who the fuck is she talking to, if none of the others have their headsets in???? 😒😒😒
you know, you guys have actual trained professionals in the house to do this???? there’s no need for you fucking idiots to be doing it personally. 😐😐😐
lmao om asking the realllll questions. “itne andhere mein usse dekhenge kaise???” 😂😂😂
godddddddd these idiots are bound to fuck up. 
great. svetlana’s in rudra’s area of purview. of all people. 😣😣😣
godddddd, it *IS* the murti. like... someone tell me how she could even predict the murti would be here?? 🤔🤔🤔🤔😕😕😕
shivaay asking the real questions now! 👆🏽👆🏽👆🏽
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT SECRET???????? 😫😫😫😫
GREAT. SHE KNOWS THE KEY IS FAKE. 😑😑😑
svetlana maaaaaaaaaaaaad. she super helllaaaa maddddd. 😬😬😬
aaaaaand she’s seen rudra. kill him queen. KILL HIM. 🔪🔪🔪🔪
what a pointless fucking filler episode. 😖😖😖😖
WHY WOULD YOU MAKE SUCH A SUBSTANDARD DUPLICATE CHAABI BHAVYA????? CAN YOU DO ANYTHING RIGHT????? 😤😤😤😤
time for svetlana’s tod-phoddddd for the day. 
lol tej is gonna gettttt it with the dosa flipperrrrr tonight. 😆😆😆😆
WHAT DHOONDTE HAI, SHE WAS LOOKING AT THE MURTI. LOOK AT THE DAMN MURTI FIRST. GODDDDDDDD 😫😫😫😫
this is the lamestttttttt episode everrrr ouffffff. i miss anikaaaa. 😪😪😪😪
WOOOOOOOOOP. NOT THE DOSA FLIPPER. SOMETHING WORSE!!!!!!!! 😧😧😧
oouffffff just so lame how they’re POSING while talking. god, i am pmsing like fuck and have zero patience today and this ep is just annnnnnoying me. 😑😑😑
svetlana channeling all my rage and anger today. i wish i could take out someone’s kneecap too. 😡😡😡
art exhibition? abhi abhi toh hua ek. how many???? 😕😕😕
how cute, shivaay promises to sneak breaks into his board meeting to watch omki’s exhibition’s live stream. 😚😚😚
reminds me of the fiiiiiiiiiiiiirst promo of the show, of shivaay looking at pics of omRu on his phone during a meeting and being all smiley smileyyyy. 😊😊😊
“i was gonna but....” BUT WHAT??????? 😒😒😒😒
shivaay be like “bitch, did you even ask her or just decide for yourself????” yaaas, loving how he’s looking out for his little bulbul. 😍😍😍😭😭😭😭
how can carpet be slippery???? 🤔🤔🤔🤔
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damn, these two are hella good looking. siiiiiiigh. *sneaks myself in the middle of this handsome man sandwich* 😍😍😍💖💘💝💗💓💕
MYYYYYYYYYYYY BROTPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!! 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽
shivaay, bless your heart, but really, this isn’t a good idea. 😗😗😗
ok shivaay, this isn’t about ego though???? it’s really about her self-respect. 😐😐😐
oh gauriiiii, bb nooooooo. he’s not ashamed of you or anything. 😥😥😥
shivaaaay pulling emotional blackmail strings with rakhi ka vaasta. oh hooooooo. 😣😣😣
SHIVAAY FIX YOUR OWN FUCKING RELATIONSHIP FIRST. I LOVE YOU TOH BOLA NAHI JAA RAHA, AA GAYE YAHAN GYAAN BAANTNE. 😒😒😒😒
ughhhhhhhhhhhh shivaaaaaaaaay. this is NOTTTTT gonna end welllll. 😫😫😫😫
but how hella cute was his head nod, mimicking gauri’s??? 😍😍😍😍
ouff more ruvya nonsense. 
LMAO HE’S DEMANDING SALARY. 😂😂😂
haaaa, bhavya fuckinggggg rudra upppp. go girllllll. 😊😊😊
“phailllllll gaya raita!” snort 😆😆😆
maa ka dil wala nonsense with dadi. ouff. 🙄🙄🙄
shakti is all yaaaaay #teamObros 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽
OUFF THIS IS SUCH A FILLER EPISODE 😑😑😑😑
ohhhhhh boyyyy, what function does pinky want to do now??? 😟😟😟
LMAO “MERE BETE KI ZINDAGI MEIN YEH MAUKA DOBARA NAHI AAYEGA” WOMAN HAVE YOU BEEN LIVING IN THE SAME HOUSE??? THIS IS THE THIRD WEDDING FOR YOUR BETA IN THE LAST ONE YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!! MATLAB, KISI AUR KO BHI CHANCE DIYA KARO????? 😕😕😕😕😕😕
hella sure whatever this function is, it’s gonna be another attempt at fucking up shivika’s rishta. 😶😶😶
YUPPPPPPPPPPPPP. SHAATIR LOOK. OH PINKY. 😣😣😣
LMAO WTF EVEN IS THIS SHIVAAY RUDRA CONVERSATION TOMORROW HAHAHAHAHA 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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