#idk ive been on the fence forever about what i believe

[eebie]

man

[quinnfebrey]

ok here’s my thoughts on the couples right before the weddings:

jasmine & bobby: ngl i actually really like them but i find it concerning that they didn’t include a filmed conversation of them talking about her mom bc,, they’re gonna need severe boundaries w that woman. but jasmines mom aside i think they’re good together. i’d be happy if they get married but not devastated if they don’t

maria & tom: i’ve always loved them and i think that they’re great together. i think their issues with each other are actualy very mature and are not significant deal breakers. i really really want them to get married like so bad. give them a marriage counselor and they could be together forever i truly believe that

freddie & cat: i loved them the most in the beginning but my god they CANNOT get married. i think that cat never got over him being a cheater and that was the end of it for them. he is feels threatened by her but plays the nice guy and she is never going to stop feeling insecure about him. do not pass go do nottttt get married

demi & ollie: i can’t believe i’m saying this but i actually really like them now. i hated ollie and demi both but this past episode i truly see them together and i think they’ve both grown a LOT which is a great indication for what the rest of their lives would look like. i won’t be devastated if they don’t get married but i’d really like them to

benaiah & nicole: ive been so on the fence about them. i just think they’re so weird. so maybe they’re perfect for each other? i don’t have any strong feelings about them one way or the other anymore bc i just think they’re both bizarre in different ways

sabrina & steven: i do like them but i also kinda forget they exist so. idk. that’s probably a good sign bc it’s always the boring couples that end up the healthiest

[gauntlaet]

can you talk a little about the member of you group? like what do you think of them?

HELL YEAH I CAN I LUV MY EGGOS

@crawleymade gal,,, my sunshine and tru love.   i havent known gal for that long but i cannot imagine ever writing with anyone else tbh.   as a person, shes just fantastic !   the one true meme lord and #roasted af but also,  shes kind and caring and has been there for me during hard times.   shes an amazing person and her writing blows me away !   i dont think i could ever write w/ another jacob as gal has spoiled me with her characterization 

@giveusdeath nasti piece of gross 0/10 hate u.   even if ely is always late when we go to the movies,  i love him.   i’ve known ely for like,,,, several years now ?   we live in the same town and used to go to the same high school and tbh,,, id probs die for him.   hes great and funny and fucking stupid and drives me places and drinks too much redbull but he’s my fave and i dont wanna imagine my life without him

@roismorts despite the rough start,, ilysm.   i love everything about airon.   his writing, his accent and is hair.   im just forever heart eyes @ airon whenever we talk tbh.   hes chill and p funny most of the time when he isnt cracking jokes about the Hoe Ass !   doesnt take away frm the fact im super glad to have airon in my life and he da real mvp 👌👌👌

@ardenlier lena  !   my actual Wife.   she’s a golden sunshine and a gift 2 this world and fandom okey….   i legit luv and live for both lena and her writing.   like im not always élise’s biggest fan but lena is that 🙏🏻. she’s a gift 2 this world and this fandom,  okey.   shes so damn talented and generally such an amazing person that my eggo words fail 2 capture how utterly fantastic she is okay

@roidecles [ sok voice ]  lets boot julie frm the squad,,,,   oky but 4 as much as i shit on sok and say she twerks 4 jesus,, i luv her so much holy shit like u cannot believe it.   ur the bomb diggity and noah fence,,, u da garbage qwueen and im ur garbage king   xox !   our ship is the One truuu even if louis luv marie more then evie i can live but nah folks,,,, sok is the mmMmm good shit here ya’ll she funny and kind

@glorydriven / @templarcrowned c RACKS UP DA ANGST MUSIC………  actual satan,,,, dadward,,, mi fave.   dadward and his many kids but nah ya’ll i love cam they’re so cool okay !    cam,, who yells @ the tv when playing ac and also threatened 2 unfollow me upon finding out i hadnt played black flag and idk how i could cope w/ out that awesome cam in my life okay !   ( even if u make me cry sometimes ily anyways )

@lightlived space mom w/ the Good Hair  !     i havent spoken 2 mills as much as i should hav but she still the coolest okay,,, i luv mother milk.   shes sper pretty and funny and literally one of the best and most well written ocs ive seen in a while ?  like pls follow her okay honestly,, i love tid(dy) and shes my space mom and ur my space mom 2 even if u grounded me xoxo  !   

@nativesoldier the Newest member 2 the nasti squad,,   u and ur dancing grandma emoji that started the Great Emoji War of 2k17 and wasted my data loading it,,,, u still cool okay. but nah 4 cereal, diana is gr8 even with the emojis ;;;   diana is some Ace and the dealo folks did u know

my writing has slowly become more memey as i go along lmfao but nah i luv my squad,, they so Good

[survivorbouvetisland]

Episode #3: “Find out next time on total drama suck my ass” - Andrew

Bodhi

I'm pretending to have been told to vote for Kelsey, but in reality I knew exactly who was leaving, and I just wanted to see what happened. So I called out my old tribe in the swapped tribe chat and Kelsey is explaining what happened to me while I call Trixie and Nehemiah snakes. I quite like those two and I kinda regret calling them out for something they didn't do like that, but it's FUN.

QuilLynn

So im on albatross now and I couldn't be happier! so far everyone seems nice, i've only talked really to shea and roxy but i really like both of them so far. The only person i'm with from skua is austin, but he can go tbh if he needs too, noah fence I just don't really have a relationship with him and im here to win and make some drama!

I tried to get a higher score on this reward challenge than i think the other team will get altogether. I hope it will establish me as a threat and serious player in this game. I'm trying to integrate with Shea, Roxy and Ali, because I know old albatross is going to stick together, I'm hoping i'll be able to work with them but I trust nobody 100% in this game. I told Shea that if I get an idol clue i'd share it with him, that's half true. If i get an Idol clue and find myself in the same situation as i was in at Skua then I'll get his advice with the idol, but if i find that bitch its mine! 

stop spelling my name wrong @hosts it quillynn (two n's like how you all seem to have two 21st chromosomes)  im going to POP OFF..... im jk love you guys <3, but it is two n's 

Roxy's opinions are wrong sorry. Also @my tribe thanks for the all work in the challenge. I really feel like i'm going to be dragging this team through these challenges. At least trixie did something at this point she's the only one i wouldn't be okay with voting out.

I feel like with me on this team there is no way we lose a music video challenege, even though pretty much everyone seems to not want to be involved in it. I wanted to take editing too, but i let trixie take it because she said to me she was really good and i didn't want to come off as a total control freak, although i'm sure i still will... I will probably still help with the editing tbh. I just want to win! 

I tried confiding in shea that I had an idol clue in hopes that he'd be able to give me some info about old albatross and also build trust, but i don't think it really worked. I like shea, but don't trust him. He didn't give me much and said roxy was the best in the scavanger hunt. When I went to roxy and asked her about the same challenege she said she was too busy to do basically any of it. To be fair I don't believe her either, but i might need to talk to one more person before I really can find out which one is lying and who has the first clue for the albatross idol

There is a crack starting to present itself within the old albatross tribe. Shea and roxy clearly don't get along. I believe i could convince roxy to vote shea out if i needed too, i just would need to solidify the rest of the votes which might be hard since i haven't talked much to the other non-albatross members. I also like shea and would want him to stay over roxy but realistically it would be harder to get his vote and I have a gut feeling that we should take him out asap if we get the opportunity. 

We won, DUH. Skua's was shit ours was great, the judges were clearly on crack for lowballing our scores. 

Trixie, Nehe, Austin, and myself might make an "outsiders" alliance amongst our tribe. Based on performance in the the last immunity challenge I'm contemplating throwing the next in order to get shea out. If we have our alliance plus maybe the vote of roxy or ali we'll be able to do it. 

Jacob

Hey look, new tribes! I'm glad to see Bodhi! <3 And now I can get to know some more new people. I'm pretty excited overall, but I guess only time will tell how this turns out in the end.

Welp. That challenge was a bust. At least Regan is asking us to vote her out so we don't have to worry about the vote. I keep forgetting we have to do confessionals through this thing instead of just dropping them in the Host Chat.

Trixie

RIP dana. She had so much to live for. I can't believe she smacked her head and now she's dead. She deserved it for putting me in this tribe. JK everyone is very lovely and I'm trying to snuff out the problematics from the ppl I can trust.

This. Girl. Is. The. Nastiest. Skank. Bitch. I. Have. Ever. Met. Do. Not. Trust. Her. She. Is. A. Fugly. Slut. #Mean-Girl-Dana@notgivingmeareward.com JK!!! <3 

I'M LIVING FOR THIS FIGHT. BUY PRAYING ON ITUNES.

I just finished the music video, I hope everybody likes it!

I'm sorry but can I just fucking say I spent like 2 hours editing that 5 minute music video and not even a single 10/10 by the judges. Get fucked! I know we won but Skua's was less than a minute long and some bitch judges have the audacity to give us lower scores than them. Yikes @ these judges, learn how to judge

I'm thinkin aboot making an alliance with Quillynn and Nehe. Quillynn is up for this and said that maybe we can add Austin to make an alliance of 4 that way we can have half the votes on our team. I'm worried Albatross will just try to pick us off since we're the leftovers of Skua & Adelie

Andrew

Will Jacob ever agree with anything? Find out next time on total drama suck my ass

Regan

MY TRIBE IS FULL OF ANNOYING FUCKS. I hate this tribe swap no one wants to agree on any song we pick which are all bops by the way. 80s songs in general are bops!!!!!

I didnt think it was possible to hate the tribe this much..... its not a music video if youre using like audio clips from random shit thats just a video idk i dont find it creative i hate rupauls drag race so fucking much.  im sorry our tribe is full of weirdos but like????

Nicholas

no offense but why is my entire tribe inbred

Zack

I hope my tribe does well with those music video. I will be in a car for thirteen hours and cannot do lip sync without having to do a long explanation as to why I'm doing it.

Kelsey

Oh my...SO much has happened since the last week lovers, let me catch you all up. So first, tribal. It was quite clear that Trixie and Bodhi were on opposing sides than Ragan and Cole. Trixie really did feel it was best to eliminate Cole from the competition, but Ragan had her doubts as did I. I feel as if Bodhi is not the best...communicator. Cole wasn't either, but he was better. But regardless, I draw up a plan that says that Ragan, Cole, Nehe(who was in the center of all of it) and I vote out Bodhi, therefore keeping Cole around. We all agreed on it and I thought it was sickening...until we get to the vote and myself and Cole are the only ones to vote for Bodhi. Ragan chickened out at the last moment and Nehe said he wanted to force a tie. L U D I C R O U S. Did they HONESTLY think that it would work if it tied? Oh, whatever. Trixie's happy, everyone assumes Ragan was the second vote, I'm still the sweet girl of the tribe. Whatever. And then we tribe swap...oh WHATEVER. I'm going to miss my romance island...especially now that we have to leave it FOREVER. Ragan and Bodhi both end up on the same tribe as me and, while it's nice to have the familiar faces, those two will probably not end up working together. Bodhi has a nice boiling rage for Trixie and Ragan and Ragan herself...is...so much more assertive on this tribe than she was last time. All these new people are also a bit scary to me...I don't think many of them particularly see themselves working with me and I know that's going to be deepened ever more after this challenge. All I can do is hope that I can make people like me like Gwen Stefani and slay...I know I'm not going to participate in this challenge. I have a fake name, I don't feel like revealing anything about myself...and it's tragic. I have to choose between a silly fear and a necessary challenge and I already know I'm picking fear. Not to mention there is a supposed music guru on the other side...I am just preparing myself for the worst. Oh, how I miss the Isles of Romance...no matter how messy it was...

And THAT'S all there is to it~! Can you pay my telephone billz? -Kelsey V Mikaelson

Well...that challenge was a thing. I expected it to be a particularly tough challenge...I did NOT expect to be left with doing the brunt of the work. I never expect editing to be so dificult...but my submission was made and honestly? I'm proud of it. I feel like it's sickening, not because of quality, but because I made it in three hours, odds against and I feel like it's wonderful. It may not be a music video but gosh...I'm proud. If I go home this week, I feel like I made something I can take with me and that's incredible. I do hope I don't leave...some of the reactions to the performance were less the incredible...but my name is Kelsey Mikaelson, darling. A lover's quarrel is nothing more than a love bite to me~! I wish myself the best...for strategy, I know, on my end, these people aren't as welcoming to a romantic such as myself. All I can do is...Pray. *rolls eyes* IT DIDNT EVEN HAVE ALL OF THE TRIBEMATES UGH X'D And THAT'S all there is to it~! Wish me luck, hen-pen-pals~! Yours truly, Kelsey V Mikaelson

Ali

IM LEGIT IN AN AlLIANCE WITH EVERYONE HELP ME!

Austin

OK so I still have zero social game. Apparently I was the last to be picked and that's pretty funny. I'm on a tribe with Nehe and Ali SO I formed an alliance with them and that was literally the first thing I said to them. They know I'm on vacation so I can't really talk much, but Ali seemed to be very into it. I've known Zack just as long as I've known Isaiah/Jay so he's 100% going to be a number for me considering this is his first ORG. I've literally fallen into a position of power without even trying. I told Ali/Nehe that Bodhi and I are a part of a secret twist called "Secret Lovers" and if we make merge then we can decide if we want to give immunity to two other players during round 1 merge. IVE LITERALLY SECURED SAFETY OFF OF BULLSHIT AND BODHI DOESNT EVEN KNOW!! Tbh just get me to merge with Jay, Zack, and Bodhi and I can guarantee final 3....Lmao I haven't even spoken to anyone