#idk if that’s a choice Cole makes or one every Trip does

[made-my-peace-with-all-the-bad]

Oh nothing, just Trip yelling “tattoos” as he runs across the stage to specifically fight Two Bit

[bad-end-ninjago]

Bad End stuff

KAI

•a e s t h e t i c s

•Flashy entrances

•Has a few flecks of glitter always stuck in his hair

•Amazing skin; uses lots of lotion

•Paints his nails

-Almost all of the ninja paint their nails minus Cole, Zane, Lloyd, and Nya

-Okay scratch that then only Jay and Kai paint their nails

-Cole and Zane can’t paint their nails, Lloyd pretty much has claws, and Nya doesn’t care enough to

•Puts on the occasional fashion show

-He’ll force his henchmen to watch

-A few enjoy it

•Always has a bag or two of glitter on hand

•Has a blog

-“What’s up guys, it’s Ninjago’s most fashionable villain here”

•The only time he ever really calms down is when he’s interacting with Nya

•He and Jay are on uneasy terms

-They fight over the sea territory

-However they both can come together when it comes to Nya

•Sells Kai™️ merchandise

•He once bedazzled a snake

•I absolutely adore when Kai and Zane interact because on one hand we have a stoic, cold-hearted robot and on the other we have a dramatic fun-loving psycho who does things for the hell of it

•Hates Lloyd

-He blames Lloyd for literally everything

-He will refer to Lloyd as a witch

NYA

•Give this girl a hug

•Severe depression

•Insomnia

•Cries a lot

•Lack of self-care; needs a lot of help from what’s left of her friends

•Is under the protection of literally all the ninja

-They still love her

-She has mixed feelings about it

•Seeing the ninja hurts her sometimes because it’s just so painful for her to see them in those states

•She likes to visit Cole the most

•Sometimes gets gifts from the ninja, though she usually throws them out

•Drinks :(

•Her hair is an absolute mess

COLE

•Lonely

•Unlike the other ninja, he is not homicidal

-Unless it comes to someone attempting to hurt those under his protection

•Very possessive

•Almost never lets anyone leave his temple

-Except the ninja

-Even with them he’s always reluctant to do so, insisting they stay longer

•Has those ‘tear’ markings etched into his skin

-Probably from crying? Idk can ghosts even cry?

•He’s very social

•Does whatever he can to make his ‘guests’ comfortable

•Draws but doesn’t paint, due to the liquids

•Still loves cake

•Only gets upset when people try to leave

-Seriously, he gets extremely scary when that happens

•Had a falling out with Lloyd

JAY

•Still a total babey

•Has a lot of scars

•Bedazzles his eyepatches

•Is one of the tamest ninja

•Steals candy and comics and video games

-Spoil something for him and there’s a high chance you’ll die

•Is one of the few people allowed in Zane’s territory

•Still best friends with Cole

-Brings him stuff all the time & spends the most time with him

•Only lets people into his pirate crew if they’re serious about joining, not if they’re only looking for protection

-If they’re looking for protection he sends them over to Cole

•Hangs out with Lloyd sometimes

-They love to raid candy shops together

•Has tried to have Nya join his crew once or twice, but she declined, and he respected her choices

-Jay is,,,very respectful

•He avoids joining the conflict between the Resistance and SoG because he doesn’t want to get involved. He only does so when needed.

•More of an anti-hero than a villain

LLOYD

•Pulls his dad away from the whole “ruling ninjago” thing to hang out

•Difficult to keep up with him

•Sometimes pokes his own beans

•Manicures his claws

•Braids Garmadon’s hair

•Floofy tail,,,so soft

-He’ll use it to steal shit and hold knives tho

-He will shank you

•Lil’ Nelson is under his protection and is like his younger brother

-Nelson strongly disapproves of all the evilness Lloyd has going for him tho

-Still he does his best to ignore that

•While Kai loathes him, Lloyd doesn’t feel the same towards Kai

•When he begun his transformation into oni, he had growing pains

-Like, that shit h u r t

-Garm took care of him during the process and consoled him the whole time

•Had trouble adjusting to his new body

-He kept tripping over his tail or losing his balance

-And he broke a lot of the stuff he picked up by accident

-Not to mention his horns smacked into things above him

ZANE

•Angery boi

•Hates humanity for various reasons; is only ever tolerant of the other ninja plus a sparse few humans

•Still pretty good friends with Cole and Jay

-He lets Jay into his territory freely

•Rebuilt/Reprogrammed a lot of nindroids to their semi-original states. That includes Cryptor plus Min-Droid

•Echo is Mr. E in this au and Zane finds his parts and rebuilds him

-They have a very long ‘talk’ that spans over days until they finally come to terms with shit between them

-Oh boy I must also add that Zane was pissed at SoG for hurting Echo

-Zane bitch slaps Garmadon, but that is a story for another day

•If he catches you mistreating technology in any way he will pulverize you

-Insult your Alexa at your own risk

•His area is the most technologically advanced

•Sometimes he hears a voice inside his head

-He and Kai are both a part of the “Hearing Voices” club

•Has a semi-rivalry with Cryptor

•One of the most ruthless ninja. He has frozen humans at the edges of his territory as a warning to others

•You rarely ever see his old personality except when he’s interacting with Jay or Cole

SKYLOR

•Shaves some of her hair to keep it out of the way

-It looks 👌

•Part of the Nya Protection Squad™️ along with Pixal and Ronin

-oh yeah ronin got broken out of jail

•Doesn’t like visiting or being around Kai. It just...it makes her feel off

•Gets along with Jay pretty well when interacting with him

•She and Zane mutually respect each other

PIXAL

•Extremely hostile against Cryptor

-Seriously they fight every chance they get

•Zane offered her the chance to join him, but she refused and he respected her decision. He of course said that the offer was always open if she changed her mind, though.

•Nya Protection Squad™️

•Her interactions with Ronin are...tense

[chelsorz07]

i was gonna stop buuut

I’m still not emotionally equipped to deal with the Supernatural finale so I’m gonna continue to distract myself with Riverdale, Cole Sprouse interviews on Youtube, and these stupid ass surveys.

2010/2018

Are you ready for this? probably not but i'm a procrastinator. I’m never ready for anything. What do you think about Love? it's hard. I try not to think about it because I’m already so depressed I can’t move from my spot in this chair and if I take even just a moment to ponder why I’m so miserable I’ll probably just melt right into it. Who has your heart? david. I don’t think it exists. Are you wearing a necklace, who got it for you, wheres it from? i don't normally wear necklaces. I don’t wear jewelry except for my rings. Are you tall for your age, or short? taller than average but not tall. Yeah that. What are you about to do? bathe. Keep listening to Cole’s beautiful voice. Tell me about the person you like? i wouldn't know where to begin. I’d rather not. Do you like the smell of coconuts? no. Not really. I like woodsy scents more than fruity. And I hate florals. Expecting something to change in the next month? stuff changes all the time. I’m hoping we find a house. Tell me the truth,ever kissed your boyfriends/girlfriends best friend? no, unlike all his other girlfriends. I don’t even think he has one anymore. What are you looking forward to? my birthday. Moving home. Did you get anything off your chest today? i did a few days ago. I’ve avoided talking to anyone for the most part. How many rings do you usually wear? none. Three. Do you have a bestfriend of the opposite sex? a couple. I do. Can you sleep without blankets covering you? no. I cannot. What did you wear to bed last night? basketball shorts and a tshirt. Pajama pants and a t-shirt. What do you do in you spare time? pretty much this. Watch tv and feel sorry for myself. What were you doing at 10:00 this morning? hanging with maranda. Watching tv and feeling sorry for myself. What time do you think you're going to bed tonight? like 8pm. i'm exhausted. and i'd go to bed now if i didn't have to bowl tongiht. Well it’s already 3am and I’m nowhere near tired so. Which is funny because I have to be up at 9:00. How do you feel about the person who texted you last? i love him. He’s my best friend. Anything irritating you right now? pretty much always. Not really. I’m just being a Debbie Downer. Did the person that hurt you most apologize? yeah actually. idk how sincere it was though. or if he's just really bad at communicating. He did but I still don’t think he meant it, and I haven’t trusted him since. Yaknow, even though we’re married. Do you want to get married? maybe someday. i don't want kids though. at least not my own. I am. Would you ever get your lip pierced? yeah. Still thinking about it. Where would you like to live in the future? nashville. anywhere down south works but that's my first choice. georgia's a close second. I just want to go home. But if I didn’t miss Bradford so much I’d still choose Nashville. It’s fucking amazing. Would you be able to date someone who doesn't make you laugh? no. Never. What college do you plan on going to? uh...none. i want to get my cosmetology license buuuut i don't have the money for school. Oh my god WHY did I ever consider cosmetology? I wanted to go to Penn Tech for construction but obviously that’s never happening. Do you have good vision? it's not terrible. It’s much worse than the last time I took this. My old glasses are just prescription readers but I definitely need new ones. Did you speak to your father today? yep. No it’s been a couple days. What do you usually do right when you wake up? go back to sleep. Pee and smoke. Are you too shy to kiss the person you like? sometimes. he doesn't really give out the vibe that he wants to be kissed. kinda sad after being together for a year if you ask me, but oh well. No. Can a girl love sex and not be a whore? i love sex and i'm not a whore. i've only been with one person. so yeah. I mean yeah.  Hate the last person you kissed? sometimes. i love him more than anything though. Same answer. Are you someone who hates to read? used to love it. now it bores the shit out of me. I don’t read books anymore. Just fanfiction.   If you could change your eye color what would you change it to? i wouldn't. Never would. Do you think age matters in relationships? to an extent. Not between two consenting adults. Name of your first cat? steven. Steven was my first cat but he was a family pet. Marshall is the first cat I got living on my own so he’s all mine. And he fucking knows it. That’s my baby. Would you rather be at the beach or lake? lake. Lake for sure. I’ve never been to the beach and have no interest in it. What would you do if you found out the person you liked had a girlfriend/ boyfriend? i AM his girlfriend. I’m his wife sooo...I’d probably be pissed but not surprised. Do you feel like you have life figured out? nobody does. I wouldn’t even want to try. Ever dropped a cell phone? i throw it more than i drop it. Now I drop it more than I throw it. Who last hugged you? randa. Dave. Ever had a pet fish? no. Nope. Do you want your tongue pierced? no. Negative. Gross. Anything happen to you within the past month that made you really happy? kind of. Not happy but slightly hopeful. There’s a house back home that I’ve loved for like ten years and it just went on the market so we’re going to look at it in about a week and a half. Last time you spoke to the person you have feelings for? in person, 2 nights ago. he just texted me a few minutes ago though. Texted him earlier. Haven’t seen him in person in over a week. Have you ever kissed 2 people at once? no. Nope. Was your last kiss drunk? no but it was severely hung over lol I don’t get drunk anymore. What are you listening to at the moment? nothing. i should be showering. Riverdale theories on Youtube. Your best friend has sex with your ex, what happens? haha...she's not retarded. she wouldn't do that. My best friend IS my ex. Do you think you will be married by the time you are 25? probably not. I got married a month before I turned 26. Whats the first thing you did when you opened your eyes today? shut off my alarm and went back to sleep. Took a piss like I do every day. Do you believe exes can be friends? sometimes. it just so happens that my exes are all crazy so we don't speak. You betcha. Have you ever kissed someone whose name started with a q? no. I don’t even know anyone whose name starts with a q. Where is the last person you kissed at right now? i would imagine he's on his way to work. Working. In Texas. Yes, at this hour. He’s on nights so like 4pm to 6am. Last person you held hands with in the past 24 hour? randa while she was walking. I haven’t even seen a human being in the past 24 hours. Would you go on a road trip with your friends? i've been dying to. I think I was just in love with the idea. Because now the thought of a road trip terrifies me. I hate traffic. Would you shave your entire body (including your head)? no. I don’t shave. Except my vagina when I have the opportunity to get laid. Which is rare because I only see my husband one week out of the month. And even then he doesn’t bother with me. Did you sleep alone last night? unfortunately. I sleep alone almost every night. Have you ever kissed just a friend? yeah. Sure. Did you have any unread text messages when you woke up today? no. Well “today” I woke up at 2:30 in the morning yesterday. But yeah I did. Do you think people talk about you behind your back? i know they do. i don't give a shit cuz i probably talk about them too. Don’t care. Is it possible to be single and happy? yes. I wouldn’t know. I’ve never been happy, single or in a relationship. Everyone deserves a second chance, right? not remotely true. Nope. Did you stand on your tippy-toes when you had your last kiss? i don't think i had the strength to. No. Who was the last person to call you? wes. My doctor’s office. Think back to this time last year, were you happy? i was getting there. No. Do you smoke weed everyday? nope. I haven’t smoked weed in years. Have you broken the law in the past 5 days? probably. Don’t think so. Do you have siblings over the age of 21? yep. My sister is pushing 40. lol Have you kissed someone with braces? no. I have not. Did your last kiss take place on a bed? no - my entry way/mudroom thing. Living room. What was bad about today? ha. Nothing really. This is just my permanent state of being. What's been your biggest shock this year? nothing shocks me anymore. I can’t think of anything. Currently wanting any piercings or tattoos? several. Oh hell yes. Can you call the last person you kissed without it being awkward? not really cuz we both hate talking on the phone. i mean it's not awkward just out of character. No. Phone conversations are always awkward, no matter who they’re with. Who was the last person you had sleepover with? i mean i stay at dave's on the weekends but it's not really sleepovers...it's just staying there. I’m almost 30. I don’t have sleepovers. Do you like family get-togethers? well i don't like my family. so no. Complete opposite of my previous answer. I miss my family so much and only get to see them a few times a year.   Do you hate the last person who called you? nope. I don’t have an opinion one way or the other. If you are being extremely quiet, what does that mean? could mean anything. I don’t feel like talking. Did anyone watch you the last time you kissed someone? no. The cats. Do you like to spend time with people? occasionally. Very rarely. Do you want a relationship right now? i'm in one and yes i want it. Obviously. Where did you last fall asleep other than a bed? couch. I mostly sleep on the couch. Have you ever been called heartless? usually. Not in a while.