#idk if i know a quote for it but. maybe ?
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mlady-magnolia · 4 months ago
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“It’s been a pleasure, my sweet dew.”
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daddiesdrarryy · 1 year ago
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Sirius: So, Prongs, tell me about your new crush!
James: I don’t think you’d like it
Sirius: What? That’s nonsense, I will like whoever you like. Reggie, tell James to tell me who he’s crushing on!
Regulus: I’d really prefer not to be involved in this
Sirius: Moony—
Remus: Seconded
Sirius: Fine! Alright, but could you just at least tell me a bit about them? What do they look like?
James: Okay, okay, well, they’re very attractive
Sirius: Is that it? What else?
James: They have black hair, which is really smooth to touch, I like their eyes, and the way they scrunch up their nose when I compliment them, I think they’re adorable
James: They’re on the Quidditch team, they’re a very good player, and they’re named after a star
Sirius: Oh, Prongs, I’m sorry
James: What?
Sirius: You know I’m dating Moony
James: …I do know that
Sirius: We’d be amazing together, come on, we’re already brilliant as best friends, but I love Moony
James: I also know that, what are you talking about?
Sirius: I’m talking about how you have a crush on me, Prongs
James: I don’t have a crush on you
Sirius: What?
James: I don’t have a crush on you, Pads
Sirius: If I’m not your crush, then who has black hair, plays in the Quidditch team and is named after a star?
Sirius: …
Sirius *gasps*: Oh my god, you have a crush on my cousin Bellatrix?
James: What?
Sirius: Reggie, can you believe this?
Regulus: Wow, no, I cannot
Sirius: Prongs, I’m sorry, but I don’t think you’re Bella’s type
James: What?
Remus: *sighs*
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incorrect-hs-quotes · 7 months ago
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HORUSS: 8=D < Chat, what do you think?
HORUSS' headmates MAAHES, HATHOR, THOUTH, SOBECK, and SERKET, simultaneously: =883>}] Please don't call us that.
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tekitothemagpie · 1 month ago
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Toshinori : hey, could you peel this tangerine for me?
Stain : I'd burn the entire world down for you
Stain : and yes I'll peel the orange too
Toshinori : ....
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likeapro42 · 2 years ago
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Tim: *falls down because he’s tired*
Jason: Oh look! He’s small and collapsible! For easy travel!
*scoops up Tim*
Jason: Batman really did think of everything, didn’t he?
Tim: Ass
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quinn-pop · 14 days ago
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i’ve been updating village of one a lot so uhh here’s some fic art
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yeah
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future dmk is so funny to me so. for comparison. look at him
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4suitedplayingcard · 8 months ago
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I don't have anything special planned for Aran's birthday, just the same old bs
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crowfromfoggyforest · 9 months ago
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Alastor at the end of ep8 be like
Alastor: Okay i'm just gonna appear right between them and pretend nothing happened Alastor: Oh good they're also just acting as if i was never gone Alastor: My plan is working, nobody's even asking me where i've been or if i'm alright Alastor: Wait Alastor: Nobody's even asking me where i've been or if i'm alright Alastor: Do they... not even care?
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wildrbst · 5 months ago
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Test print time
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lilac-set · 1 day ago
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Sentence in a post i just saw:
“manhood ONLY exists as the antithesis of transfemininity. men are a class that only exists because they are not trans women, which they define by inferiority, frivolousness, superficiality, inhumanity, perversion, and subordination”
Fuckin. what
- a cistrans intersex man
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incorrect-baldurs-gate-3 · 3 months ago
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(Gale makes dinner and accidentally uses and misidentifies a wild plant and now the whole group is just staring up at the stars high AF)
Shadowheart: stars are pretty aren't they?
Astarion: up above the world so high... like little diamonds in the sky...
Karlach: that's BEAUTIFUL dude... you should write that down before someone steals it...
Gale: so Lae'zel you said there'd be meteors tonight when do the meteors get here?
Lae'zel: chk... the meteors don't get here the planet is moving into their path.
Tav: I can feel it... (excitedly) I can FEEL the planet MOVING!!!!! (Starts to get a head rush) it's moving too fast Wyll slow it down!!!
(Wyll squints up at the sky for a moment then closes his eyes with a sigh)
Wyll: okay how's that?
(Tav opens their eyes and then sighs in relief)
Tav: better thanks...
(A long pause... then.)
Shadowheart: stars are pretty aren't they?
(Lae'zel starts laughing, an unusual sound for her and everyone stares at her like she's got three heads, which would be wayyyy more likely than her LAUGHING)
Shadowheart: what's so funny?
Lae'zel: with your accent everything you say sounds stupid! (She snorts and mimics Shadowheart almost perfectly) "stars are pretty aren't they?!" (And she just starts rolling with laughter, obviously since everyone is high as kites her odd sounding very rare fit of laughter is highly contagious and everyone starts laughing with her... even Shadowheart herself)
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averlym · 1 year ago
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no one would notice if i ever vanished // if bodies could sustain // this never-ending army // like blood pumping through a vein
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:OOO hello. anyway since these are all posters i'd have in an ideal world or smth and i'd like to store the high res versions somewhere,,, here's the google drive folder for them? hehe ''
close up!
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#adamandi#vincent aurelius lin#i'm back with the posters! or smth! idk!!#i'm maybe just a bit obsessed with vincent. such a Character.#where can i run is sustaining me single-handedly through this exam season (<- has cried thrice in the last two days; alas; but moving on)#my stress response was that in a fit of apathy i shut myself down from academia and stopped to paint this#six hours total? on this funky little thing! had to push myself to finish the magnifying glass but!! looks so cool. i'm impressed with my e#fun fact: all the shades are hand-coloured. aka everything is digitally hand painted hooray!! i havent painted for a long time (ish)#smth about this musical makes me want to paint. it's very lovely that way#it's also a miracle i haven't gotten carpal tunnel or any wrist injuries so far... i'm a lucky person! hooray#i had so many thoughts to ramble about and now i don't recall any of them.#-! about this piece: inspired specifically by that one line that i doodled in the margins of a math practice last night#the diagonal slant was very. thinky. the rendering and angle were kinda contradictory to do but it's fineeee (draft was diff. pov)#i liked the red abstraction. and the way that people (misc) gave same vibes as red blood cells.#green for vincent because contrasting colour!! considered a spotlight that was more obv bc. again theatre lighting is so cool. but that was#a bit too literal? i think. so just fun little highlights. no one look at the accuracy of anything here though.. shadows do Not do this#also like hehehe lin. forest. forest of people. i really liked thinking about that. hehehe#i didn't know the font to use!! or quote!! so i slapped on the name of the musical and called it a day... the blank one is in the google-#-folder if you want to add your own stuff :') also also i wasn't sure about cropping at all. so again high res in google drive link#which is under the keep-reading sign! kind of a choose your own adventure because i'm lazy :3#ajhshdhfhfhfhf i think i've been fuelled by the tags under each post so far. so intensely. so very nice.#also when the cast or creators drop fun facts... serotonin right there.. they're all so nice waaagh it's so cool that they like my stuff ><#<laughs> really grateful that the whole fandom's so sweet <3 thank you for your support TvT#alright!! off to mess about with chemistry. jiayou me.#oh yes. a post script about the cropping crisis: i wasn't sure how small i wanted to make him. in proportion to the crowd. so if you see it#on mobile ig it's tiny and on laptop it kind of makes sense ...
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factcheckingmclennon · 3 months ago
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what if i go through and literally everything winds up being true after leading me down several rabbit holes. that would be so funny. i truly hope john said at some point that him and paul fucked i'd love to discover that one
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girlthativealwaysbeen · 28 days ago
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it's not sinking in that today might be the last day in my house and town for many months to come
#like how do i even feel#on one hand im excited because like now that i finally agreed to dads stupid whims he technically will have to give in to things#ive been wanting since FOREVER like going to the gym#plus it's impossible to eat junk food when he's there he won't even let me kacchi maggi because maida hai bimar ho jayegi#and aadhe se zyada din toh pyaaz ye sab nahi kha sakte so it rules out any outside food#which is so good because like i just found out im pre diabetic lol#like borderline sugar like ab kuch nahi kiya toh seedha type 2 diabetes#so i need to eat healthy or ill literally die#i mean eventually but whatever being diagnosed with this in my 20s would kill me#also simply the fear of living with him is so much that i HAVE to study#and i want to now it's high time#but yeah want doesn't really work for me#i read a quote somewhere that 'goals' don't mean anything because winners and losers have the same goals#and i was like WOAH. like the person who gets an all india rank had the same goal as me: to pass the exam with good marks#but they succeeded and i didn't so it's isn't our goals that differentiate us#which ik is obvious but like still idk put things in perspective#anyway yeah that way my life MIGHT be fixed#but there's also living ALONE with my sociopathic FATHER who has more mood swings than me on pms#and being cut off frm the rest of civilisation and yk developed roads and buildings and ice cream shops#i guess it is mostly food ig :( which is good like the most junk food i can eat there is a burger from a nearby stall and that's pretty#much it they literally do not even have havmor or anything in walking distance forget scoop wali ice cream#but i like my bed and i like my ceiling with the stars and i like looking out of my window and knowing that the first ever crush of my life#lives right next to me and i like knowing that ill meet my bestfriend atleast once a month#i don't really love my mom or my brother tbh but idk maybe ill miss them it's weird ive never lived without them#i don't know i really hope that this is like a boot camp kota types experience rather than so much isolation that i sink deep into#depression. but then ive hit pretty shocking lows this year so hopefully i can handle it#my sister did say that when she lived alone with him for a month it was quite peaceful and okay because he usually gets more angry when mom#is around warna mostly he's fine#i don't know i don't know bhagwan ji please ab aur mushkil mat banana life bohot jhatke de chuke ho already ab pls#mujhe apni galtiyo ko sudharne ka mauka dena 🙏
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drawfee-quot3s · 5 months ago
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um, actually ☝️🤓, they are Bred in a Pouch? on the hive master?
his "Brood" "Pouch"?
i don't know wh- i don't know why the hive master would have mamMALian featUres? ☝️🤓
alright brennan lee mulligan. getting mad at my snake with titties i drew that one time
- caldwell + jacob
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weirdlotiel · 10 months ago
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Sophie: Let’s speak about our talents
Sophie: I’ll start… I like to play musical instruments
Lok: I’m good at learning languages
Dante: I’m good at acrobatics
Zhalia: I’m good at killing people
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