#idk if i know a quote for it but. maybe ?

[mlady-magnolia]

“It’s been a pleasure, my sweet dew.”

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

HORUSS: 8=D < Chat, what do you think?

HORUSS' headmates MAAHES, HATHOR, THOUTH, SOBECK, and SERKET, simultaneously: =883>}] Please don't call us that.

[daddiesdrarryy]

Sirius: So, Prongs, tell me about your new crush!

James: I don’t think you’d like it

Sirius: What? That’s nonsense, I will like whoever you like. Reggie, tell James to tell me who he’s crushing on!

Regulus: I’d really prefer not to be involved in this

Sirius: Moony—

Remus: Seconded

Sirius: Fine! Alright, but could you just at least tell me a bit about them? What do they look like?

James: Okay, okay, well, they’re very attractive

Sirius: Is that it? What else?

James: They have black hair, which is really smooth to touch, I like their eyes, and the way they scrunch up their nose when I compliment them, I think they’re adorable

James: They’re on the Quidditch team, they’re a very good player, and they’re named after a star

Sirius: Oh, Prongs, I’m sorry

James: What?

Sirius: You know I’m dating Moony

James: …I do know that

Sirius: We’d be amazing together, come on, we’re already brilliant as best friends, but I love Moony

James: I also know that, what are you talking about?

Sirius: I’m talking about how you have a crush on me, Prongs

James: I don’t have a crush on you

Sirius: What?

James: I don’t have a crush on you, Pads

Sirius: If I’m not your crush, then who has black hair, plays in the Quidditch team and is named after a star?

Sirius: …

Sirius *gasps*: Oh my god, you have a crush on my cousin Bellatrix?

James: What?

Sirius: Reggie, can you believe this?

Regulus: Wow, no, I cannot

Sirius: Prongs, I’m sorry, but I don’t think you’re Bella’s type

James: What?

Remus: *sighs*

[tekitothemagpie]

Toshinori : hey, could you peel this tangerine for me?

Stain : I'd burn the entire world down for you

Stain : and yes I'll peel the orange too

Toshinori : ....

[likeapro42]

Tim: *falls down because he’s tired*

Jason: Oh look! He’s small and collapsible! For easy travel!

*scoops up Tim*

Jason: Batman really did think of everything, didn’t he?

Tim: Ass

[quinn-pop]

i’ve been updating village of one a lot so uhh here’s some fic art

yeah

future dmk is so funny to me so. for comparison. look at him

[lilac-set]

Sentence in a post i just saw:

“manhood ONLY exists as the antithesis of transfemininity. men are a class that only exists because they are not trans women, which they define by inferiority, frivolousness, superficiality, inhumanity, perversion, and subordination”

Fuckin. what

- a cistrans intersex man

[4suitedplayingcard]

I don't have anything special planned for Aran's birthday, just the same old bs

[faunandfloraas]

Look, I don't believe in preferential treatment, it's not right.... BUT ☝️ if we're gonna have changbin saying sydney is skz's second hometown I just think maybe australia could not be charged things like 60+ dollars shipping.... or 75 dollars for a normal album at the most prominent music retailer when other places pay 15-20 for the same thing.... lol

[crowfromfoggyforest]

Alastor at the end of ep8 be like

Alastor: Okay i'm just gonna appear right between them and pretend nothing happened Alastor: Oh good they're also just acting as if i was never gone Alastor: My plan is working, nobody's even asking me where i've been or if i'm alright Alastor: Wait Alastor: Nobody's even asking me where i've been or if i'm alright Alastor: Do they... not even care?

[bidisaster-peanut-romano]

Throughout the entire game, who do you think are some of the most underrated or under-appreciated characters?

stumbling into the askbox whyyy hello there!!! it had been a while!!

OKAY SO. let's start from one fact: every. single. character has something special about them. so like the easy answer is... anyone, lmao. truth be told we (the whole community) has been around for llke, 18 years (WOAH) and some sides are completely unexplored. even just from the idea that... have you guys ever noticed how little content there is around about nerds and jocks, for exmple? and i don't only mean art but also writing, analysis, metas, thoughts and such. not to mention the townies, the townies, when, having some of them been given some actually adult attributes, there would be a lot to unpack.

i feel like this is a) mostly for the nerds, that the rightful fisgust for the horrible thing they did to mandy discourages a lot from engaging with them as characters too, and b) because they are quite overshadowed by the fan favorite preps and greasers. which, i mean, very legit. but i think that they do have a lot of potential, again, in terms of characterization and themes, and i feel like we are collectively missing out on a lot.

and there's also the fact that, even with the fan-favorites, there is so little tapping into the more serious and sometimes mature aspects. i wouldn't say christy is neglected by the fandom, but it's not often that i read someone talking about her repressed anger that explodes whenever she feels too much, that heirloom of her father that of curse she doesn't have, she isn't a problem boy like her brother, what do you mean with that, i could use this tie to strangle you goddammit! or vance, that we all love as the sunshine jokester of the greaser and heartbreaker queer icon, but how come none of us ever mention him having a canonical addiction, and what if his messy dating habits have to do with that, too? what if he's running from something inside himself, rushing to next best thing just so he can feel something?

but this is just me rambling as an introduction oops. so, just trying to list a couple of my favorites:

thad carlson (& dan wilson) (putting them together bc they're intrinsecally connected and while i do stand by the fact that he's wildly underappreciated in the fandom i would hit dan in the face with a brick): i would lterally give my first born for these two. they are what they actually wanted to write when they wrote about cain and abel. i'm not sure what is the exact reason why they have different last names, and i don't wanna enter headcanon territory here. what it does unavoidably indicate, though, is that they were doomed from the start. like it was written in their names. so, picture this: they were in the nerds together. they suffered the bullying, the abuse together. the humiliation tasted like blood in their mouths and shone like the stars they'd see with their heads smashed in a locker, but at least they knew their brother would've been there to hold them. there's something very visceral about suffering together with a brother. like the blood they share creates somewhat of a shell, one that can protect them from what is outside, that can give them the comfort that they will never be alone. whether they like it or not, their brother will forever be with them; it's inside them. except that thad had the rage of a wounded animal; dan had the fear of a small prey. so, while thad kept standing tall and proud and chin high against his bullies, dan started training and morphing until he could be accepted in the jocks. dan wasn't the bullied anymore. he was the bully. while his brother was still on the other side of the war- the side of the eternal losers, that is. the side that, no matter how many battles they will win, they will always be at a disadvantage. so thad has got all the hurt of having been betrayed by a half of himself, like the phantom pain of a lost limb. and the hurt makes him angrier and angrier and when he wants to take revenge on the jocks his brother is the first target he wants, because, see, he is the victim, his brother is cain who has killed abel. but also dan has got his head on backwards to look out for enemies and for anyone who might uncover him as the fraud he is, the way he just thought- they are just bullying me for what i am, so what if i become someone different? except that it's not like he didn't feel like a loser anymore, he just feels like a loser with a football sweater. so at that point you look at the direction of that violence, at where the anger and the resentment lies, and you stop there and wonder. who's cain there? who's gonna be the victim, who the executioner? like nathaniel orion said, "i want to kill him sometimes. i think sometimes he wants to die". i love them ur honor.

otto tyler: i have no literal idea why there is so so so little about him. admittedly, content about townies is in gnereal harder to track down, since they have... no last names.... for the most part. but the otto tag is absolutely desolated. this boy is what you'd call too angry to be this young. his first response to anything is extreme violence and fantasies of it. playing his audios you will be met with die, kill, die, kill, kill, die, die. and all of his vitriol is poured on the school, like they have all come together specifically to hunt him down. and he's been canonically hospitalized, as well; when you walk in the asylum for the first time (galloway away i believe) he tells you not to "anger the watcher"- but who is this watcher? the composition of the scene seems to implies it is the statue in the courtyard; the most coherent correspondence would be the orderlies you will have to avoid as you walk past them; maybe otto himself has just been told not to anger the watcher by the people who are supposed to take care of him, but that are just playing with his mind to make him too afraid not to behave. which, incidentally, doesn't sound too different from what he might have suffered at school. otto will ask you if you have ever punched a wall. he will swear he hates everyone in the school, that everyone in the school hated him, he will threaten to destroy it. otto is a landmine, he's an unstable kid who just needed some ground to stand on, and instead they placed him all alone on a shaking earth. all is anger is desperation, it's having spent too much time without a support system, too much time bound -to a chair, in a cell, in a straitjacket- surrounded by people who couldn't understand him. who stifled his expression instead of channeling all the feelings he had all the time, exploding and intense in an overwhelming and violent way. i like to think of him as an artist. he mentions tattoos; i like to imagine he's learning to do them himself. that he's finding that as an outlet for his expression. and yeah overall. i am a lot fond of otto, and i think he would have a lot to say.

mr. wiggins: look, this guy is super unlucky. he's the only teacher with no class minigame; he's only ever walking around, and if you saw him you probably mistook him for the more familiar mr. matthews. but believe me when i tell you he's a real one. example 1: when someone snithces to him, he says something along the lines of "thank you, but i will never be able to trust you again". BRO. let me tell you, in 1968 this guy was OUT on his college campus and he was MARCHING and RIOTING with workers and students. he even mentions having spent a night or two in JAIL. he will walk into class and say the nastiest things about reagan while he keeps saying that as a teacher he will have to be politically neutral as if he didn't just have a fight with hattrick about socialism.

[wildrbst]

Test print time

[incorrect-baldurs-gate-3]

(Gale makes dinner and accidentally uses and misidentifies a wild plant and now the whole group is just staring up at the stars high AF)

Shadowheart: stars are pretty aren't they?

Astarion: up above the world so high... like little diamonds in the sky...

Karlach: that's BEAUTIFUL dude... you should write that down before someone steals it...

Gale: so Lae'zel you said there'd be meteors tonight when do the meteors get here?

Lae'zel: chk... the meteors don't get here the planet is moving into their path.

Tav: I can feel it... (excitedly) I can FEEL the planet MOVING!!!!! (Starts to get a head rush) it's moving too fast Wyll slow it down!!!

(Wyll squints up at the sky for a moment then closes his eyes with a sigh)

Wyll: okay how's that?

(Tav opens their eyes and then sighs in relief)

Tav: better thanks...

(A long pause... then.)

Shadowheart: stars are pretty aren't they?

(Lae'zel starts laughing, an unusual sound for her and everyone stares at her like she's got three heads, which would be wayyyy more likely than her LAUGHING)

Shadowheart: what's so funny?

Lae'zel: with your accent everything you say sounds stupid! (She snorts and mimics Shadowheart almost perfectly) "stars are pretty aren't they?!" (And she just starts rolling with laughter, obviously since everyone is high as kites her odd sounding very rare fit of laughter is highly contagious and everyone starts laughing with her... even Shadowheart herself)

[averlym]

no one would notice if i ever vanished // if bodies could sustain // this never-ending army // like blood pumping through a vein

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:OOO hello. anyway since these are all posters i'd have in an ideal world or smth and i'd like to store the high res versions somewhere,,, here's the google drive folder for them? hehe ''

close up!

[factcheckingmclennon]

what if i go through and literally everything winds up being true after leading me down several rabbit holes. that would be so funny. i truly hope john said at some point that him and paul fucked i'd love to discover that one

[girlthativealwaysbeen]

it's not sinking in that today might be the last day in my house and town for many months to come