#idk if i know a quote for it but. maybe ?
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“It’s been a pleasure, my sweet dew.”
#i was digging through voicelines and the IMPLICATIONS OF JADE CALLING HIMEKO SWEET DEW#we all know jade is using the astral express but the sweet dew refers to another voiceline of hers#where she is activating her cornerstone#but she says quote ‘i bestow poison in the guise of sweet dew’#which is certainly what shes doing with giving old oti himeko as a bargaining chip for the ipc takeover of penacony#idk just a thought bc im in too deep on this lore#jade#jade hsr#hsr jade#himeko#hsr himeko#himeko hsr#hsr#hsr fanart#hsr art#honkai star rail#honkai star rail fanart#art#magnolia draws#jade my beloved#himeko my beloved#okay maybe ive put myself into rarepair hell with this#ngl im not usually a multi shipper BUT jade x himeko have been eating my brain#jade x himeko#himejade#idk what their ship name is :(
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Sirius: So, Prongs, tell me about your new crush!
James: I don’t think you’d like it
Sirius: What? That’s nonsense, I will like whoever you like. Reggie, tell James to tell me who he’s crushing on!
Regulus: I’d really prefer not to be involved in this
Sirius: Moony—
Remus: Seconded
Sirius: Fine! Alright, but could you just at least tell me a bit about them? What do they look like?
James: Okay, okay, well, they’re very attractive
Sirius: Is that it? What else?
James: They have black hair, which is really smooth to touch, I like their eyes, and the way they scrunch up their nose when I compliment them, I think they’re adorable
James: They’re on the Quidditch team, they’re a very good player, and they’re named after a star
Sirius: Oh, Prongs, I’m sorry
James: What?
Sirius: You know I’m dating Moony
James: …I do know that
Sirius: We’d be amazing together, come on, we’re already brilliant as best friends, but I love Moony
James: I also know that, what are you talking about?
Sirius: I’m talking about how you have a crush on me, Prongs
James: I don’t have a crush on you
Sirius: What?
James: I don’t have a crush on you, Pads
Sirius: If I’m not your crush, then who has black hair, plays in the Quidditch team and is named after a star?
Sirius: …
Sirius *gasps*: Oh my god, you have a crush on my cousin Bellatrix?
James: What?
Sirius: Reggie, can you believe this?
Regulus: Wow, no, I cannot
Sirius: Prongs, I’m sorry, but I don’t think you’re Bella’s type
James: What?
Remus: *sighs*
#jegulus#wolfstar#i know bella isnt on the quidditch team but maybe she was idk#harry potter#daddiesdrarry on instagram#do not repost#incorrect jegulus quotes#incorrect wolfstar quotes#incorrect marauders quotes#incorrect harry potter quotes#incorrect hp#hp#james potter#regulus black#james x regulus#sirius black#remus lupin#sirius x remus#hp rare pair#incorrect hp quotes#hp text post#hp ships#hp imagine#bellatrix lestrange#jegulus squad#wolfstar squad
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HORUSS: 8=D < Chat, what do you think?
HORUSS' headmates MAAHES, HATHOR, THOUTH, SOBECK, and SERKET, simultaneously: =883>}] Please don't call us that.
#submission#plural horuss#idk who these are but i know these are egyptian god names like horuss is and thats kind of based .#also serket is there.#serqet (mythology) 🤝 serket (homestuck)#i think itd be really funny if instead of like. a troll version of serqet the goddess. theyre just. an aranea factive#homestuck#incorrect homestuck quotes#incorrect quotes#mod dave#horuss zahhak#and maahes and hathor and thouth and sobeck and serket (not aranea) (maybe)
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Toshinori : hey, could you peel this tangerine for me?
Stain : I'd burn the entire world down for you
Stain : and yes I'll peel the orange too
Toshinori : ....
#i dont know how to draw legit ppl#like yk without drawing over a picture#so back to the good ol incorrect quotes#trusty things#anyways the intensity of stains love makes me wanna puke hehe#MAYBE ill try to draw this idk :+#my hero academia#boku no hero academia#toshinori yagi#akaguro chizome#all might#stain mha#stainmight
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Tim: *falls down because he’s tired*
Jason: Oh look! He’s small and collapsible! For easy travel!
*scoops up Tim*
Jason: Batman really did think of everything, didn’t he?
Tim: Ass
#batbros#batfamily#incorrect batfamily quotes#jason todd#tim drake#Batman#has this been done in this fandom yet?#maybe idk#I always picture Tim way shorter than he is when I read fanfiction#like. he’s a solid 5’6 in my brain while Jason is 6’2#I don’t know why
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i’ve been updating village of one a lot so uhh here’s some fic art
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future dmk is so funny to me so. for comparison. look at him
#woahhh is that a quote from waitress the musical in the third drawing??#uh huh#yeah im posting this to procrastinating putting up chapter 18 and 19 what of it#kirbyposting#my art or something#meta knight#king dedede#kirby#metadede#dark meta knight#quinn does comics#village of one#semi future au#maybe one of these days ill finally draw Kirby’s wings for realsies#i know the colors in the hand thing look really gross but i never color stuff so idk get what you get#oh right the uh fourth one was meant for a third kirbluey post i have never made#or something like that
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I don't have anything special planned for Aran's birthday, just the same old bs
#quote is from lilo and stitch. if u didnt know#punch out#punch out!!#von kaiser#idk i just find the concept of joe's life being so shit that he converts to christianity to be funny#glass joe#aran ryan#burnt bread#kinda? maybe?#ace.art
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Alastor at the end of ep8 be like
Alastor: Okay i'm just gonna appear right between them and pretend nothing happened Alastor: Oh good they're also just acting as if i was never gone Alastor: My plan is working, nobody's even asking me where i've been or if i'm alright Alastor: Wait Alastor: Nobody's even asking me where i've been or if i'm alright Alastor: Do they... not even care?
#at least that's what i would be thinking#they're really like#oh cool you're back... we didn't even notice you were gone#and we all know that attention wh*re wants to be asked about it so he can brush it off#or maybe this time he doesn't - idk nobody really understands this man#hazbin hotel#hazbin alastor#hazbin hotel alastor#hazbin hotel spoilers#hazbin hotel incorrect quotes#hazbin hotel ep 8#to those who followed me for ouat: don't worry ouat will be back
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Test print time
#also it was so hard to choose a quote for season 2 and 3#everything they say is....#will's “i need your help” s2 and “please” s3?#like it would look really nice#show the progression of will character#that was the other set i considered#but honestly anything they said about each other/to each other would have worked#augh maybe i will change thr quotes after the test print idk#also notice how s1 and s3 poses on the left are similar? the diference is will is not fighting it#also hes pushing them down a cliff but ya know#S2 when will goes to resume his therapy#why did he knock#walked away then posed like that 😭😭😭#i just had to include that pose#nbc hannibal#hannigram
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Sentence in a post i just saw:
“manhood ONLY exists as the antithesis of transfemininity. men are a class that only exists because they are not trans women, which they define by inferiority, frivolousness, superficiality, inhumanity, perversion, and subordination”
Fuckin. what
- a cistrans intersex man
#what the hell are you on that you dont think ‘man’ is a gender#its basic biology! everyone knows theres only ONE gender (trans woman)#youre either a trans woman or a misogynist apparently#what the FUCK is this#the original post was trying to make two points#the first was that as a trans woman she somehow has the right to misgender men (cis or trans. it didnt specify#maybe she just meant cis men and thought cis was the default or forgot trans men existed)#idk. either way her point was that misgendering and harassing men is fine because shes somehow earned it by being subjected to transmisogyny#i know im coming at this from an intersex perspective rather than a cis dyadic male one#but hey did you know being coercively assigned labels is fucking TRAUMATIC#you dont get to call people trannies and faggots just because you identify as a tranny and a faggot#i dont remember what the second point was now. my app crashed so i cant easily find the post ro reread#this bit im quoting wasnt actually a main message. just a weird little aside#it was bizarre#lilac posts#vent post#cw transandrophobia#cw androphobia#masculinity that isnt toxic and people choose and enjoy does exist
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(Gale makes dinner and accidentally uses and misidentifies a wild plant and now the whole group is just staring up at the stars high AF)
Shadowheart: stars are pretty aren't they?
Astarion: up above the world so high... like little diamonds in the sky...
Karlach: that's BEAUTIFUL dude... you should write that down before someone steals it...
Gale: so Lae'zel you said there'd be meteors tonight when do the meteors get here?
Lae'zel: chk... the meteors don't get here the planet is moving into their path.
Tav: I can feel it... (excitedly) I can FEEL the planet MOVING!!!!! (Starts to get a head rush) it's moving too fast Wyll slow it down!!!
(Wyll squints up at the sky for a moment then closes his eyes with a sigh)
Wyll: okay how's that?
(Tav opens their eyes and then sighs in relief)
Tav: better thanks...
(A long pause... then.)
Shadowheart: stars are pretty aren't they?
(Lae'zel starts laughing, an unusual sound for her and everyone stares at her like she's got three heads, which would be wayyyy more likely than her LAUGHING)
Shadowheart: what's so funny?
Lae'zel: with your accent everything you say sounds stupid! (She snorts and mimics Shadowheart almost perfectly) "stars are pretty aren't they?!" (And she just starts rolling with laughter, obviously since everyone is high as kites her odd sounding very rare fit of laughter is highly contagious and everyone starts laughing with her... even Shadowheart herself)
#incorrect bg3 quotes#incorrect astarion#astarion#baldur's gate 3#karlach#incorrect shadowheart#incorrect karlach#incorrect gale#incorrect Lae'zael#incorrect wyll#incorrect tav#so much for Gale being good at herbalism and foraging for ingredients for spells and food#being a wizard and all...#i know its weird i'm sorry#i know astarion cant eat human food probably maybe he got high off of just the fumes idk
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no one would notice if i ever vanished // if bodies could sustain // this never-ending army // like blood pumping through a vein
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:OOO hello. anyway since these are all posters i'd have in an ideal world or smth and i'd like to store the high res versions somewhere,,, here's the google drive folder for them? hehe ''
close up!
#adamandi#vincent aurelius lin#i'm back with the posters! or smth! idk!!#i'm maybe just a bit obsessed with vincent. such a Character.#where can i run is sustaining me single-handedly through this exam season (<- has cried thrice in the last two days; alas; but moving on)#my stress response was that in a fit of apathy i shut myself down from academia and stopped to paint this#six hours total? on this funky little thing! had to push myself to finish the magnifying glass but!! looks so cool. i'm impressed with my e#fun fact: all the shades are hand-coloured. aka everything is digitally hand painted hooray!! i havent painted for a long time (ish)#smth about this musical makes me want to paint. it's very lovely that way#it's also a miracle i haven't gotten carpal tunnel or any wrist injuries so far... i'm a lucky person! hooray#i had so many thoughts to ramble about and now i don't recall any of them.#-! about this piece: inspired specifically by that one line that i doodled in the margins of a math practice last night#the diagonal slant was very. thinky. the rendering and angle were kinda contradictory to do but it's fineeee (draft was diff. pov)#i liked the red abstraction. and the way that people (misc) gave same vibes as red blood cells.#green for vincent because contrasting colour!! considered a spotlight that was more obv bc. again theatre lighting is so cool. but that was#a bit too literal? i think. so just fun little highlights. no one look at the accuracy of anything here though.. shadows do Not do this#also like hehehe lin. forest. forest of people. i really liked thinking about that. hehehe#i didn't know the font to use!! or quote!! so i slapped on the name of the musical and called it a day... the blank one is in the google-#-folder if you want to add your own stuff :') also also i wasn't sure about cropping at all. so again high res in google drive link#which is under the keep-reading sign! kind of a choose your own adventure because i'm lazy :3#ajhshdhfhfhfhf i think i've been fuelled by the tags under each post so far. so intensely. so very nice.#also when the cast or creators drop fun facts... serotonin right there.. they're all so nice waaagh it's so cool that they like my stuff ><#<laughs> really grateful that the whole fandom's so sweet <3 thank you for your support TvT#alright!! off to mess about with chemistry. jiayou me.#oh yes. a post script about the cropping crisis: i wasn't sure how small i wanted to make him. in proportion to the crowd. so if you see it#on mobile ig it's tiny and on laptop it kind of makes sense ...
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what if i go through and literally everything winds up being true after leading me down several rabbit holes. that would be so funny. i truly hope john said at some point that him and paul fucked i'd love to discover that one
#type: not factchecking#need to find another fake one now so the scales are balanced....... maybe i'll go w that cynthia quote or smth who knows#or the fucking. mary-julia star i havent even deep dived that one and i know. I Know. it's someone's fanfic somewhere#if it's not i will actually convert to catholicism or something idk#edit: it sure is from a fanfic no catholicism for me! yippee!#I'll draft up the post tomorrow#feels like Most people know it's fake by now but there's still some stragglers
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it's not sinking in that today might be the last day in my house and town for many months to come
#like how do i even feel#on one hand im excited because like now that i finally agreed to dads stupid whims he technically will have to give in to things#ive been wanting since FOREVER like going to the gym#plus it's impossible to eat junk food when he's there he won't even let me kacchi maggi because maida hai bimar ho jayegi#and aadhe se zyada din toh pyaaz ye sab nahi kha sakte so it rules out any outside food#which is so good because like i just found out im pre diabetic lol#like borderline sugar like ab kuch nahi kiya toh seedha type 2 diabetes#so i need to eat healthy or ill literally die#i mean eventually but whatever being diagnosed with this in my 20s would kill me#also simply the fear of living with him is so much that i HAVE to study#and i want to now it's high time#but yeah want doesn't really work for me#i read a quote somewhere that 'goals' don't mean anything because winners and losers have the same goals#and i was like WOAH. like the person who gets an all india rank had the same goal as me: to pass the exam with good marks#but they succeeded and i didn't so it's isn't our goals that differentiate us#which ik is obvious but like still idk put things in perspective#anyway yeah that way my life MIGHT be fixed#but there's also living ALONE with my sociopathic FATHER who has more mood swings than me on pms#and being cut off frm the rest of civilisation and yk developed roads and buildings and ice cream shops#i guess it is mostly food ig :( which is good like the most junk food i can eat there is a burger from a nearby stall and that's pretty#much it they literally do not even have havmor or anything in walking distance forget scoop wali ice cream#but i like my bed and i like my ceiling with the stars and i like looking out of my window and knowing that the first ever crush of my life#lives right next to me and i like knowing that ill meet my bestfriend atleast once a month#i don't really love my mom or my brother tbh but idk maybe ill miss them it's weird ive never lived without them#i don't know i really hope that this is like a boot camp kota types experience rather than so much isolation that i sink deep into#depression. but then ive hit pretty shocking lows this year so hopefully i can handle it#my sister did say that when she lived alone with him for a month it was quite peaceful and okay because he usually gets more angry when mom#is around warna mostly he's fine#i don't know i don't know bhagwan ji please ab aur mushkil mat banana life bohot jhatke de chuke ho already ab pls#mujhe apni galtiyo ko sudharne ka mauka dena 🙏
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um, actually ☝️🤓, they are Bred in a Pouch? on the hive master?
his "Brood" "Pouch"?
i don't know wh- i don't know why the hive master would have mamMALian featUres? ☝️🤓
alright brennan lee mulligan. getting mad at my snake with titties i drew that one time
- caldwell + jacob
#long live the sniddies#fellas. ok so we all know the prior girl i had a crush on#tldr ur first uni relationship is gonna ruin u for months but we MovE#or maybe thats a gay thing idk#opening magic packs and combining the cards into new monsters#drawfee#drawfee quotes#drawfee video#jacob andrews#jacob drawfee#caldwell drawfee#caldwell tanner#brennan lee mulligan
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Sophie: Let’s speak about our talents
Sophie: I’ll start… I like to play musical instruments
Lok: I’m good at learning languages
Dante: I’m good at acrobatics
Zhalia: I’m good at killing people
#sophie casterwill#lok lambert#dante vale#zhalia moon#huntik#huntik secrets and seekers#huntik incorrect quotes#I actually think Lok is good at learning languages#and I think that since Sophies mom liked art#maybe she tried to do something similar and it turned out into playing music#you know to be closer to her#once again inspired by incorrect quote for six of crows#source: idk#cartoons#cherrit#Huntik fundation#the organization#blood spiral#Zhalia the spy
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