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elmmni · 4 years ago

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jfc

alright so 2020 has been snorting crack cocaine since january we all agree on this correct?

so we all know the chaos its all kinds of wack BUT i thought id make a list, just so we can ✨observe✨ the sheer magnitude of the chaos and the way its EXPONENTIALLY gotten worse

-we started off with wwiii, this was about three days into january no one really knew what was happening, plenty of memes, great start

-the australian bush fires, yep that was this year remember those?

-prince harry and megan markle just...... left the royal family they quit asdhj ok

-covid was announced as ✨A Thing✨

-kobe bryant died rip in peace

-trump was impeached and then they couldnt actually get rid of him

-the stock market began to crash fun fun

-quarantine (:

-george floyd was killed and the black lives matter protests began

-as did some riots

-but ill be level with you if given the opportunity to burn down a target, so long as you got everyone out, wouldnt you take it?

-also people were protesting the quarantine too but no one cared about that did they mhmm

-all countries matter on the 4th of july that was the funniest birthday present ever thank you twitter

-kanye west running for president??? i dont really remember when this happened but i know it happened

-the kim jong un death rumors????

-like this mf faked his own death to weed out the traitors in his circle what kinda sci-fi/fantasy antagonist bullshit is that im sorry wh at

-killer wasps yeah remember them who knows what theyre up to now im worried about it

-brendon urie got canceled and i still dunno how to feel about him

-lots of famous people got arrested but idc because idk who they are

-chadwick boseman died, rip in peace

-the california fires began, yeah these were fun the sky looked pretty neat im ngl glad i live in south cali cause i had to evacuate last year and i dont really wanna do that again yah know?

-oh and those fires began because a couple of ✨cishets✨ decided to use fireworks for a gender reveal party my god

-trump got covid and fulfilled john mulaney’s prophecy of the horse being in the hospital

-tik tok was banned because some teenagers were bullying trump and yes ik that happened before he got covid im just too lazy to rearrange the list

-oh also rick astely made a tik tok a little while ago and idk how to feel about it

-ruth bader ginsburg died, rip in peace

-the presidential debate was a complete fucking disaster oh my GOD

-the fly on mike pence

-eddie van halen died, rip in peace

^my dad was really sad about that one

-why are so many good people dying jfc 2020 chill out a little bit do you fucking mind

-im 90% certain they came out with trumps tax records and he’s been committing tax fraud for the last 30 years which is a mood but bruh

and now for shit thats happened This Week

-girl in red said lesbian was her least favourite word uhhh ok bitch

-the election has been a ✨Nightmare✨

-TEXAS was a swing state and we’re all watching georgia turn blue thats how bad it is

-twitter verified and then unverified jschlatt and we’re all pretty sure its because they thought he was running for president

-nevada???? is incapable???? of counting???? like are they giving the ballots to toddlers theyre teaching to count whats going on

-a guy whos been dead for like a month was elected into congress

-destiel is canon and everyone whos ever used tumblr is dying

-putin annouces his retirement 20 minutes after destiel is made canon so thats wonderful

-unus annus ends next week and im sad about it

-and there is Going to be a supreme court ruling about this whole election thing because trump is Going to lose and he is Going to throw a hissy fit and im not here for it

oh my FUCKING god that list is even longer than i thought tf

#this list is so much longer than i thought itd be #2020 #i feel like 2020 deserves a tw #tw politics #politics #what could possibly go wrong #what is even going on #supernatural spoilers #god this fucking election amirite #eret in strawberry dress and the heels and the demonia boots (and the suit) are the best thing to have happened in 2020 sue me #2020 has been chaotic #crashing and burning since day 1 #dear god

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were-all-going-to-hell-goodbye · 4 years ago

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idk who you are or what you're planning but I saw your post while scrolling the bnha tag and i'm Curious.

my favorite colors are the reds and oranges of the turning leaves in the fall. my favorite food is red meat. I simp for nearly every character (excluding the todofam for kin reasons) bc I am a disaster bi. my favorite time is dusk 'til dawn, for reasons in no way correlated to the movie. my favorite animals are corvids. my favorite activity is is getting into low-stakes but high-intensity debates with friends and acquaintances. my love language is acts of service.

THIS IS YOUR VALENTINES DAY SPECIAL WITH:

Kaminari x GN reader

Warnings: A bunch of fluff, lol. Bakugou. Lots of kisses.

Notes: I forgot how the dorm system worked and I don’t feel like researching it, so I’m bullshitting it. I also guessed on a few things, I hope I did okay!

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You knew your day was going to be wild when you open your dorm door and found origami birds leading to your boyfriend’s room.

Granted, he lived right across from you, but it’s the thought that counted. Picking them all up in one swoop, you saw that they were colored like different birds. Your favorites.

You clutched at your chest and felt like you were damn near crying, before going back inside your room, and setting them on your desk so you wouldn’t damage them.

Before you finish arranging them, you hear a whine before you and turn to see your boyfriend hanging dramatically from your door.

“Babe! You were supposed to come in after you got your birds.”

You roll your eyes before giving him a quick peck on his pouting lips. He blushes and hugs you too him, pushing his face into your sensitive neck causing you to laugh.

You push him away and give him another smooch on his cheek, before taking his hand and walking to his room, which, once again, is barely three feet away.

Plopping yourself on his bed, you reach out to him for cuddles and get comfortable when he joins you.

Spinning so you’re face to face, you pull yourself as close to him as possible before looking up to see his blushing face smiling softly at you.

Embarrassed, you try to smother him with his pillow, while he laughs and jokingly tries to push you off.

It’s only when Denki goes still under you, still wheezing, is when you move the pillow and lay down on his chest, breathing somewhat heavily.

Hey, no matter how much Bakugou calls your boyfriend a twink, he still has a good amount of muscle.

Still catching your breath, you can’t help but admire just how perfect Denki is. Not only is he hella attractive, he’s sweet, attentive, loving, and just too adorable not to love.

At the moment his eyes are closed and his head is tilted back. Combined with the sunlight coming through his open window and his golden blond hair making a halo around his face, you honestly couldn’t resist kissing him.

He barely took a second to respond and, like almost always with your boyfriend, it gets heavy. You’re not sure how long you’ve been kissing, but when Bakugou slams the door open, you wish you could go back to being ignorant to the rest of the world.

“Nuh uh, nope!” Bakugou growls as he prowls towards you two, “I put up with TOO MUCH shit from you and Raccoon Eyes this past week for you to lay here and fuck it up by sucking faces all fucking day.”

He stands ominously over the two of you, the same sunlight that had made your boyfriend look so angelic, did the opposite for his friend and honestly made you feel like Satan was coming to drag you to hell.

“Now get the fuck up.”

Having said his piece, he stomps out, most likely to spend the day with his significant other.

It’s silent before Denki mutters under his breath, “Well someone didn’t get their good morning kisses yet.”

You laugh before pulling yourself off of him and offer him a hand up after stretching.

“Come on, lets do whatever you have planned before he come back with the fly swatter.”

Denki shudders before pulling you out of the building, having told Dadzawa the day before you’d both be out all day.

Walking off of campus, you intertwin your hands and look up at him.

“So, what are we doing today?”

He smiles before placing a kiss on your forehead.

“A few things. Things that you will find out as we do them.”

You whine a bit before just enjoying your time with your boyfriend.

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While walking, you begin the recognize where you two are going.

One of your first and favorite dates was when the two of you had had a picnic in the middle of Autumn surrounded by the pretty falling leave.

If you remembered correctly, Denki had found a little clearing surrounded by a ring of trees full of red and orange leaves.

While it wouldn’t be as perfect as the first time, you had no doubt it would be any less beautiful.

Getting to the clearing, you let go of your boyfriend’s hand to run to the middle of the open space before laughing and giggling while you spun around. Denki joined you not too much later and the both of you fed off of each other’s happiness before you collapsed said by side looking up at the clouds.

You both bask in each other presences before he suddenly sits up.

“Hey, so, do you remember when the last time we were here, you tried to teach me how to make crowns out of the leaves?”

“Yeah,” you prop yourself up, and face him, “What about it?”

He grins at you, before running to a bush on the other side of the clearing and races over to you holding something behind his back.

“Well, I couldn’t figure it would then, but I kept coming back here until I got and, and, well….”

He brings his hands around and shows you what he was hiding.

You gasp a bit, murmuring his name as you reach out for the crown.

“Denki,” You begin, “Denki, how…?”

His face heats up as he looks away, rubbing the back of his neck.

“W-well, um, I knew it would last long and how much you love fall so I went and got it preserved. It took a while, but I’m happy I eventually got it right.”

Eyes wide, you slowly hand it back to him before asking for his help to put it on.

After taking the time to make sure it was perfect, Denki stands up and holds his hand out towards you.

“Your Highness.”

You smile, replying with, “My King.”

Making your way out of the park, you wonder if you even need anything else to make this day perfect.

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After taking you out for an early dinner, where you got beef teriyaki, he took you back to the dorms.

Jokingly, you wondered if that was all you were doing today, but he only responded with a smirk before giving you a gentle kiss.

Dropping you off with your friends in the common room, he tells you he’ll be back soon. Almost immediately, you begin debating about who had the best S/O, although before long, you make conversation with Momo about her quirk because the conversation had begone getting heated.

Going back and forth you talked about is and isn’t technically illegal that she can make with her quirk.

You threw yourself back onto the couch whining when she refused to make you a sword after trying to convince her for over 20 minutes. A few seconds later, you see a shadow block out the light behind your closed eye lids, and felt a kiss pressed to your lips.

You opened you eyes to see Denki grinning at you before he picks you up and jogs as fast as he can to his room. Throwing you onto his bed, he climbs on top of you and refuses to get up.

A while later, you’re both asleep.

However long later, your boyfriend shakes you awake.

Rubbing your eyes, you yawn as he pulls you towards his balcony.

You stare deadpan at him when he gestures for you to climb up with him to the roof.

“Babe. I love you, but it is Ass O’clock and I’m tired.”

He just cups your tired face and presses kisses to your closed eyelids.

“Come on, don’t you trust me?”

You open your eyes to see his earnest one looking back at you and you sigh.

“Fine.”

Even though you complained, it honestly wasn’t that hard to get up there and by the time you did, you were wide awake. And not only from the exercise.

Near the edge of the roof there was a few blankets and an open bag of what looks like your favorite snacks and drinks.

Gaping, you let him pull you towards the blankets and cuddle around you.

After quietly talking and laughing while looking at the starry night sky, Denki starts to count down by your ear.

Once he reaches zero, the sky starts to light up with the sunrise and you’re in awe at how beautiful it is.

Hugging your boyfriend closer, you know you would never trade him for anything in the world.

Thank you for giving me a chance!!! I hope you enjoyed it!

#bnha #mha #boku no hero academia #my hero academia #Kaminari Denki #kaminari #reader #reader is gender neutral #reader insert #bnha x gender neutral reader #mha x reader #kaminari x reader #kaminari x y/n #kaminari x you #bnha x reader #You #y/n #my writing

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captainsleepy111 · 3 years ago

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I have created the general outline of a character for a Harry Potter fanfic and this is the character if you want more say something

May add on to this when I think of things but Idk seems okish to me so far

Also this was written at 3am and I can’t spell to save my life so pls be nice with feedback

also tw slight abuse mentions/hinted at (very briefly) and minor swearing (idk how to do tws so tell me if I’m doing it right and if there’s anything I should add) It’s also pretty long which I find annoying sometimes

- [ ] General description- Sirius black’s son, born female and originally named astelle but eventually chose the name Caelum, when Sirius was put in Azkaban he was sent to live with the malfoys

- [ ] Looks- Short black hair, but on the longer side of short, grey eyes with flecks of green and blue if you look close enough, smallish but not tiny, nose ring after 3rd year, tattoo of a dragon (Hungarian horntail) after 4th year, 5’4 (and 1/2), hair is always messy (it’s a habit) , strong but not that strong, built like a runner (hates running), small scar on his lip (refuses to say how he actually got it), has almost microscopic freckles on his nose, is actually somewhat tan (kind of a slightly darker tan color)

- [ ] Personality- stubborn, likes to act tough but has just built that facade to protect himself over the years, is actually really caring and sweet (but will hit you if you point that out) would rather die than hurt someone innocent, smart but acts like an idiot, prankster, sarcastic is his default setting, full of spite, has personal grievances against bushes, plays with his hair to calm down/when bored/stressed/thinking/flirting, is absolutely incredible at flirting (until he has a crush, then he loses all form of coherency and intelligence), makes horrible puns at every chance, will fight absolutely anyone who insults his friends (or dogs, or any animal really), absolute certified disaster, cannot keep things organized for the life of him (ex. Room, school things, school trunk, schedule, homework, anything), will find any and all candy (nothing can stop him, he will find your candy stash), his idea of a distraction is flirting with the enemy and hoping he doesn’t die, alternatively he will also tackle/insult/confuse/be generally annoying to distract enemies, he has perfected these strategies, is now very good at dodging things because of these strategies, seems very clumsy, actually has incredible reflexes (due to aforementioned strategies), is slow to trust (but once he does he is ride or die), is pretty good at lying, aloof when you first meet him, resting bitch face, has no sleep schedule, is always hungry, horrible with emotional things, tries to help but fails (A for effort though), high places are his happy place, and by the black lake at midnight, will stay up with you for hours if you need too, midnight is his favorite time of day

- [ ] Relationship with Sirius- pretty good, they get along well, is pretty much a carbon copy of Sirius, a little rocky at first but built a good relationship

- [ ] Relationship with the malfoys- horrible, actually used to be friends with draco until they were ten, then draco sided with his father on everything, Lucius uses him as a magical punching bag, narcissa ignores him mostly but occasionally point out how much of a disappointment he is, after the battle of hogwarts draco and Caelum made up and rebuilt their relationship (veery slowly)

- [ ] School life- got put in ravenclaw, first met Harry getting robes with draco, befriend Harry and Ron on the train (gained Ron’s respect after telling draco to kiss his arse), befriended hermione when he asked what she was reading and clicked when they talked about books for atleast half an hour, befriended the twins in a shared detention after he charmed a shampoo bottle to follow snape around but stay just barely out of reach and shoot the shampoo at him every 4th time he turned his back, his favorite subject is charms (would be potions but snape is the teacher), least favorite subject is a tie between history of magic and divination, took muggle studies in third year but dropped it in favor of astronomy, is the keeper for ravenclaw (started his second year),became the quidditch captain 5th year, is generally top of the class (after Hermione), horrible about getting homework done, broke the twins record to most detentions on one year (in his first year), teams up with the twins for pranks all the time, also absolutely destroys them in prank wars (even when they team up on him), his best subject is potions despite snape trying to prevent that, punched quirrl in the face first year, flirted with Voldemort then punched him in the face and tackled him in second year, was prepared to try to fight a werewolf instead of running in third year (was stopped by hermione and Harry forcing him to keep running) , was dragon bait to help Harry get the golden egg fourth year (caused several rules to be added to the triwizard tournament)

- [ ] Sexuality- pansexual/ demiromantic

- [ ] Gender- trans ftm, mainly uses he/him pronouns but also uses it/it’s pronouns

- [ ] Romantic relationships- none, but has had a crush on Neville (huggable and cute when he get things- learned this when he tutored him a bit in third year) Fred briefly (prank buddy), fleur (went to the Yule ball with her, because he asked her to see if she would say yes but acted like an idiot and she found it endearing, so less crush and more friends but still a little bit of a crush)

- [ ] Familial relationships- Sirius (his dad, duh), the malfoys (cousins unfortunately, draco somewhat tolerable after battle of hogwarts), Harry (godbrother and brother in all but blood), Ron (brother in all but blood), hermione (sister he never had), Remus (cool uncle/step father),draco (cousin but get along with him relatively well, after battle of hogwarts)

- [ ] Nicknames- padfoot jr (James, remus, Peter) padslet (remus, James), cub ( Sirius, remus), little shit (Sirius at 3 am after being woken up), pup (Sirius, remus), mon chéri (Sirius), crescent moon (remus)

- [ ] Enemies- draco until BoH, death eaters, Voldemort, bushes, beletrix

#story attempt 1 #fanfic #idk #pls give me feedback #i want validation #pls it’s 3 am #and idk why I keep doing this #to myself #AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA #tw abuse mentions

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wayward-pendragon · 6 years ago

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Klance Rec Part 2

Hello and welcome back to another Klance rec! Since the last rec was a success I have decided to make another one. I just wanna say a huge thank you to everyone, you were all super sweet and enthusiastic about the last list :)))). For any newcomers, I will link the first rec list here. Without further adieu, lets begin!

Roommates by manamune

Summary: (13:24) Lance: Thank you!! Love you, Keith!!!

(13:55) Keith: I’m screenshotting that for the next time you deny it.

One of very first Klance fics!! Klance become roommates and they’re hella cute. Idk what else to say that’s really it.

Would You Like Fries With That? by DeerstalkerDeathFrisbee

Summary: “Hello, welcome to Burger King, can I take your order?” And that’s about when it all comes crashing down on him, and like a tidal wave of terrible, Lance realizes, on an emotional level, how truly awful his day was. For no good reason at all other than here’s a human voice – steeped in apathy perhaps, but not overtly antagonistic – and literally all he wants is a little human comfort… he starts sobbing in the Burger King drive-thru.

Keith is a junior in high school just trying to get through working the midnight shift at Burger King when Lance staggers into his life. The course of true love is a freaking disaster.

I laughed my ass off holy. I can picture this happening so vividly it was such a fun read. Plus, high school klance is fricken cute as hell so squishy and fluffy.

it had to be you by Redburn

Summary: Keith and Lance are both professors at Garrison University.

“... I remember Lisa saying it was when you ship two people together, romantically, for your own enjoyment. I’m sure…” Shiro trails off when he sees Keith’s eyes start to grow impossibly wide. “Uh, Keith?”“What the fuck?” Keith manages, his heart suddenly beating faster, his face warming up despite himself. “They ship Lance and me romantically?”

YOO. Basically all of Keith and Lance’s kids ship them and its a good time. I love oblivious Keith honestly, oblivious Keith is the best Keith.

Dorks by GriffinRose

Summary: Inspired by a post on Tumblr!

Lance is the only one listening to the current presentation, and oh boy is it something to listen to. The kid has been rambling on about aliens for ten minutes and he is trying so hard not to laugh. So hard. Turns out the kid didn't even think Lance was paying attention, so when he finds out Lance was he books it. Like, as fast it takes Lance to turn his head, that kid was gone.Keith wants to die. The Hot Guy in his bio class was actually listening to him talk about aliens. That's it. He's done. Kill him now. Poor Shiro is just trying to keep his little brother sane.

AGAIN YO. You know how I said oblivious Keith is the best? Whelp embarrassed Keith is also fuckin great. Honestly now that I’m in Uni I relate to this so hard, its really a fun read.

Hearts Don’t Break Around Here by klancekorner

Summary: Lance and Keith have been best friends since first grade. Lance’s brain is always on overdrive and Keith’s blunt, realistic ass can never keep up. They both come to realize that sometimes you can learn a lot about loving yourself by loving someone else.

So this is a longer one, its over 130K but don’t let that deter you please. This fic is so good and everything a friends to lovers klance AU should be. I cannot scream about this fic enough its like a young adult romance novel, honestly I’m shitting its so good.

Better than coffee by Anonymous

Summary: Lance can’t help but linger around a perpetually grumpy-looking employee who works at the nearby teahouse. Keith, despite all the Yelp reviews, turns out to be surprisingly kind. Lance starts coming every day—although he insists it’s only for the boba.And to complain about the customer service, of course.

Hehehehehe grumpy and soft Keith mixed with Lance being Lance. A shorter fic to last one on this list its really sweet and fluffy please enjoy.

Shut Up and Dance With Me by wittyy_name

Summary: Lance and his friends have been regulars at the Altea Dance Studio for years. Not just for classes, but to hang out, practice, and spend time with good people who love dancing. Every year, they audition to be one of the few representing Altea at the regional dance competition. Lance always auditions solo, but this year he misses out on auditions and blows his chance to participate. And so does his self-proclaimed rival, Keith. Luckily, Shiro comes up with a brilliant plan: convince Lance and Keith to audition as a duo. With a little convincing, and a lot of effort, these two might just be able to pull it off and go to regionals... or they might crash and burn.

This fic is the real deal holy crap. wittyy_name my god istg one of the best klance writers out there. The relationship built up from enemies to lovers and the sexual tension omg this fic is a masterpiece js. I cannot stress enough read anything klance by wittyy_name and you will be happy. This fic also has art!!!

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All the Way Down by speaks

Summary: “You make it sound like we’re going into battle,” Hunk laughed worriedly on Lance’s other side. “I thought this was like, some kind of carnival.”A chortle bubbled of out Coran’s throat as he slapped his side in amusement. “Some kind of carnival, he says! What an understatement! Allura, I think it’s high time to show the paladins precisely how and where we’re going to be spending the next three days. After you, Princess.”A happy, childlike grin rapidly overtook Allura’s regal professionalism, and then a brilliant chink of light shone into the castle hall as she opened the front doors to the mountain they’d landed on twenty minutes ago.Lance went slack-jawed as his eyes adjusted to the white-blue light of Krossin’s distant neutron star, and he almost stumbled as he and the other paladins followed Allura and Coran out onto the grass to take in the view laid out before them. This place was a utopia.

This is a more recently written klance fic in comparison to some others on this list but oh man. Basically klance being all cute out on a date on an alien planet. The build up omg and fluffffff I was squealing.

Red is the Coldest Color by EnglishCivilWar

Summary: Keith’s startled look had quickly turned to one of annoyance. “You’re in my way,” he stated. Lance blinked uncomprehendingly. Keith let out a groan. “Lance, MOVE.”(In which Lance is an epic fail at flirting, Keith is an oblivious walnut, and the rest of the team collectively groans and sighs.)

Oblivious Keith is back kids!!

Love Bug by Cour104

Summary: While exploring an alien planet, Lance get's bit by a strange bug whose venom causes him to fall in love with the first person he sees. Of course that person had to be Keith. I've seen a lot of fics based the Love Bug AU where Keith is bitten by the bug and I thought: What if Lance is bitten?

Literally out of all of the fics I’ve read about klance and the lovebug AU this one wins. It’s almost always Keith that gets bitten but I really loved reading the story from a POV of Lance being bitten it was great.

Make Me Your Home by Reader115

Summary: “Oh my god, Keeeith,” Lance wheezed. “Keith you’re the best drunk space cadet I’ve ever seen.”“Space cadet,” Keith mumbled. He repeated the words again although his eyes had zeroed in on Lance’s hands and Lance offered no resistance when Keith picked one of them up and pulled it possessively towards his lap. He began to gently trace over Lance’s fingers, sending shivers up Lance’s arm and down his spine. “You have looong fingers,” Keith murmured after a few moments.Keith’s face perked up then, as if he’d just had a brilliant idea, and Lance could almost not wait to hear what new obscure thought had entered Keith’s pretty head. He was prepared to laugh, and instead found himself shivering again as Keith leaned far into his personal bubble, lips practically touching Lance’s ear when he spoke next.“I bet you could reach all kinds of things, Lance.”

Set in season 2. These boys crushin hard even if they don’t realize my god.

Your Love Has Shown Me Proof by freshia

Summary: “This situation is a bit more complicated than we initially realized.”Lance raises an eyebrow, but Pidge is the one to question that. “Define complicated.”Allura takes no more time beating around the bush, “Well, I received a transmission. Keith and Lance--from the future, that is--would like to have their daughter back."or: Lance and Keith deal with a walking spoiler, in the form of a little girl who just wants to get back to her own home.

Klance and a kid oh my god. Watching the teenage versions of klance deal with a child was so pure and their reaction to them being married in the future, priceless.

time out of mind by aknightley

Summary: Keith and Lance wake up married. In the future. He lays there a moment, processing the faint throbbing in his head, a strange bitter taste like lemons in his mouth. When he opens his eyes, the room spins wildly into a kaleidoscope of colors, so he closes them again, breathing in and out until he feels less like he might throw up. He suddenly registers a warm weight over his waist, and lifts his head to see a brown arm thrown over him. It looks startlingly familiar, but different, bigger than he remembers, more toned. Keith turns all the way around and comes face to face with Lance sleepily blinking his own eyes open.

Another future marriage fic. These awkward little beans omg its really cute.

Cheeky by rideahorse

Summary: Keith pinches his eyes shut, slamming the book down again and swiveling to face Lance. “Oh my god,” he groans, standing up and crossing the two feet between them before Lance can get out a word. He grabs Lance’s face between his hands (perhaps a bit rougher than needed, but hey, he’s always wanted to slap Lance’s stupid face) and the last thing he sees is an expression of pure surprise before he leans down and presses his lips against Lance's.It’s a peck, and it lasts a second, and then it’s over. Keith leans back, releasing Lance’s face, and hisses, “There.”

Cute and short fic basically just klance kissing with some feelings involved. The summary really says it all.

Well, we’ve made it to the end of this rec list. As always, please rec me fics I love getting recommendations. I loved reading all of your comments from the last list so please keep them coming, I love to hear from all of you, so feel free to message or ask a question. Hope you’re all doing well, until next time :)

#voltron #klance #klance fic #klance fic rec #vld #Voltron legendary defender #vld keith #vld lance #lance mcclain #keith kogane #shiro #Allura #Pidge #hunk #coran #vld season 8

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leisure · 6 years ago

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bush let people die and tr*mp is letting people die

#its weird cause people will praise this president now #like idk how to explain well but his whole fuck california its your guys prblem attitude wont be detrimental to...him #whereas the attitude after the hurricane was more helpful and like oh that guy was shitty and let ppl die he sucks #this is like ....not treated....as intensely i guess #anyways i said this before he got elected that hed let ppl die in natural disasters and here we are unfortunately #IDK i feel like in 2020 ppl will brush aside this wildfire treatment! i mean i guess for bush it was too late to affect him but ghfjds #idk this doesnt make sense its just sad

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whimsically-ominously-auspice · 5 years ago

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He also has COVID I am told

Which would explain why he said what he did.

At the same time I'm with the ole bro what the Hell is the rest of us gonna do with 200 dead bodies?!?

He was thinking and he was caring. And that is why Their death is so gentle because of people like him.

Now the other guy calling people stupid? That's like me. Just dude. Stay there and die. There is no help for you. Die with your Navy family. Just a realist.

But that common notion that kind people are stupid. That is that fine line we stand as we salute them stepping down while they have COVID.

Now to note when I called 39% off Amazon workers stupid it's because with their eyes they could see the sanitation occuring. They could see sanitation occuring their entire career. They could smell bleach.

22% were aliens. 10% evil human.

Only 6% naïve.

So 32% we're telling me as the owner that I'm a piece of shit. And expect me to Believe I'm a piece of shit. This rendering me stupid and helpless to fall for their demands.

No, bitch you're stupid.

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So to compare and contrast.

Amazon had the supplies and abilities to get supplies. Its a warehouse that mails supplies.

A ship out to sea has no resources except what is on board. I don't know their stability. Had they been out for years? Days? Months? Were they low on supplies?

When people die in Amazon (just an example because don't go to work sick. You're not taking that money with you) we can call 911 and have it removed within the hour.

In a ship off out in the middle of no where -- you can call the Coast Guard who can be days by ship. They can fly but still can be 16 hours away.

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Side note the Captain found out he got COVID by DNA4U. He got a note from Tree that his ship should restest their DNA.

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So a sailor "crying for help" vs an Amazon workers demanding we close and pay employees while it's closed to sanitize an already sanitized location.

Who is stupid?

So yes people tested for Corona Virus. Mind you this warehouse is on Staten Island. Staten Island is one of the 5 boroughs of NYC. The Staten Island Ferry Is the Orange boat you often see in movies pass by the Statue of Liberty And it docks in lower Manhattan which is the most famous of Boroughs, especially movie wise. Brooklyn is next up..

Thus people use public transportation. City buses that are not sanitized that i ever seen. Subways same. Taxi that probably are not either.

McDonald's bathrooms are cleaner than public transportation.

So yes. Stupid. You're gonna have a lot of cases. Wash your hands and don't get my sanitized warehouse dirty

Its dirty and people get sick naïve 6% because y'all got people not washing hands.

Now, i spoke to the head Master Cheif of Janitorial Services who told me his self that he emailed every single employee and told them to wash hands using soap and hot water when they come in and when they leave or use one of the 4 hand sanitizer stations at each door when they walk through every time.

Before y'all got all crazy an entire two weeks -- one email per week -- thus y'all received 2 emails from the 2nd janitor ever hired at Amazon.

Before I had to get involved.

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So now y'all are gonna tell me i made sure Amazon is ran better than the entire world in what i knew would be a disaster?

Trust me I'll say and I won't resign.

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So sometimes the word stupid is applicable. Sometimes it is not.

When the aliens leave we will call them stupid and not humans.

Now remember there are Original humans and non original. Some non original are still older and wiser than some y'all that were born after they came and made their changes because they were invaded.

I hope Ewoks change back. They were so fucking cute.

Now there's an Ewoks movie that there were lies about the production of. And had real true to life Ewoks.

I love Ewoks i love picking them up and carrying them around like babies.. i do it to dogs and cats too...

I really am a maternal like lover... I'm just really good at fighting.

Anyhow the Navy issue seems to have resolved itself and so i have the ability to compare and contrast some issues with y'all.

Do i like being the bitch? I'm a realist.

Sometimes i need to be. So I don't mind it as long as you understand it.

I know I haven't been as caring or sympathetic as most would like. But i am extremely divided and for me its healthier to not be in the middle except for where i need to be.

There's bitches i wanna torture and kill that deserve it and there's some that don't

At the end of the day? I want them off my planet.

So that is where i am. I also have amnesia so Idk what the fuck is going on until i remember.

So you can thank Alein Alex for being a huge distraction cause I was here saving his life over and over.

I never said i was angry. I said that nurses and doctors were making problems.

Alex did kill my true soulmate. And 6 of my children. In 1990-1991.

So whatever shit I said about them I also had to say about myself.

He also killed a part of me. Not just because it was my soulmate.

But the part that was alien life? Oh they're not all like Denise and Nathaniel and George Bush and Eric Trump.

He invoked the part of me that said "kill them all"

It took 4 hours for me to calm down and not kill them all with torture. And allow COVID-19 to be a kind disease in 2008.

It wasn't until all aliens left and i was alone with only humans and trees that i could decide differently and use kindness as my guide.

So, i had to take a day off to be unemotional. To not have words represent me.

Because there are no simple words.

I told you the story of a remarkable person. Who did this for me.

So go on with your lives, humans.. Fuck that other shit.

Don't fucking mourn people that supported the murder of my husband because 100% of all alien life on Earth did.

They are treated well and are going home. Their home planet has arrangements for every single individual.

I'm told Denise will be in the doghouse... Like how we use the phrase here... In deep doo doo. She's definitely gonna be a dinosaur body to eat.

I am told... I'll be a Phoenix just like the bible says...

Just so happens a Facebook app said it, too.

Those are probably my current percentage averages. Not how i will feel then.

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