#idk i've been so creatively dead inside lately

[iggyfing]

do i overhaul tarnish into a marvel universe symbiote story or just make an au like a normal person

[hellmothereva]

I HAVE FEELINGS! FOR ZOMBIE-ALIEN-HUMAN-HYBRIDS!!! I need to talk about Army of the Dead (2021) by Zack Snyder!!!

Lately I saw a lot of review-videos on YouTube about the Zack Snyder movie "Army of the Dead" (2021). It started with this Pitch Meeting video and now I have seen so many other people I never heard of talking about this movie I never watched. Because tbh I am TERRIFIED of the zombiegenre. I hate horrormovies! The only horrormovie I could ever watch on my own with a big grin was Scream 2 because it was so ridiculous. Also the Scream-guy stalked around like Otto Walkes, a german comedian. This took a lot of "scarieness" from it.

But Back to AOTD: Yes. I have never watched this movie. But I know everything because I watched the Making-of, reviews, clips etc. I know so much about the characters and I am so salty that the only surviver was Kate and that fucking cliffhanger made me so angry.

Ngl, this logic in this thing is a mess™️. I think Zack Snyder just had too many ideas and creative freedom in this. Also wtf, MATTHIAS SCHWEIGHÖFER???? WTF??? A GERMAN ACTOR? Named Ludwig Dieter???? 😭😂😂😂 Seriously, my motivation to watch it is 0. BUTT! I found a comment underneath the Pitch Meeting video saying something like: "Man, you haven't even mentioned the Zombie-Fetus" and I was instantly like "BITCH, the Zombie-WHAT???" and searched for it. I even found it. This could have been the end of my mini-AOTD-phase. I found what I was looking for. I found the fetus. Fetus found. Mission accomplished. I could have just forget it and laugh about it how the zombieguy showed the dead fetus around like fucking Simba.

And then I saw something in the google-picture-recommediations that touched something inside of me. A gif that reached a spot in my deepest depths, that made me feel fuzzy and happy. A gif that was pretty much this:

EXCUSE ME???? THEY'RE IN LOVE? SO I'M IN LOVE?????

This is so cute! I might cry! This touched my heart! I've been watching the damn scene the gif is from for 2 days now and I still feel so full of love for them! I was given zombies but IN LOVE!!!! ZOMBIES LOVING EACH OTHER! This scene had such an affection without them saying anything. Well... They growled a little. And tbh their growling and almost-head-rubbing had something so intimate! FFS, I felt like watching two cats greetings each other. I never saw two zombies (at least he is actually a zombie-human-alien-hybrid) showing actual love and emotion for each other. I mean maybe this isn't actually that new, IDK, I HATE ZOMBIES! BUTT!!!!! This awakend something in me and I will not stop thinking about them for at least (!!!) the next 5 minutes.

AND IT GOT BETTER!!!!

When her body was freed from her head and she screamed for him he CAME! And when he found her decapitated body he was so SAD! OUR BOY WAS DONE! And when he tried to save his baby and it died HE CRIED! ACTUAL ZOMBIETEARS!!! EMOTION! He was emotionally attached to babyfetus and his girl! HE MOURNED! MOURNING! Our boy mourned more for his baby and wifey than I did for my favourite pair of shoes when I had to throw them out. Bruh, I am still sad for him and his little fucked-up family. I would have never thought I would feel so much for zombies in love 😭

And in the end, when Lily (with zombie-queens still living head) and he were standing on the rooftop and Lily threathend to shoot zombie-queens head. COME ON!!! The looks he and his girl gave each other... I can't be the only one who thought this was very tragic and kinda sad? And when Lily threw zombie-queens head down the building and he ran for her falling head, trying to catch it in the last second and everything was slow-mo and he was unsuccessful... Bruh, that's rough, Buddy😥

FOR REAL! I don't care much about the humans in this movie but I would pay actual money to see how tf the lovestory between these 2 zombies came to be. Where are the mosterfuckers when I need them for the first time in my life??? I need fancontet! Fanfics! Fanart! Theories! Seriously, there are like 3 actual nice fanfics I could find about my zombie-otp. We need more!

ANYWAY, THANK YOU FOR COMING TO MY TEDTALK, GOODNIGHT!

Also I want to mention that their actors did such an good job and I actually give Zack Snyder credit for using actual humans/practical effects and not only CGI. He even used a real horse named Ace with a full zombie-body-suit. Love it!

[daislysxftie]

This is hella creative

1. Soldier, Poet, King/ Choke/ I'll Sleep When I'm Dead (no shit it's 12:53am)/ Helena/ Taking Care Of Things/ Somewhere In Neverland

2. Shit. Idk! I'd love to meet multiple people. I mean I love the whole of MCR, but that's like 5 people. I know I act like such a 15 year old girl but tbh I'd love to meet Dan and Phil... Would you call 11 years a phase?

3. "The X Files", "Gary tells me you have security clearance?"

4. How everything and everybody I love will die one day

5. "Roses are red, Your eyes are nice, He didn't have ice cubes so he put vanilla ice" I literally couldn't ask for a better poem

6. It doesn't have phobia in the title but I have misanthropy and it's an automatic strong dislike to people.

7. Wiccan

8. Dying inside or going home

9. It's not that complex, it's easily MCR.

10. "I'm not going to get up and go into a whole other room just because you forgot to check the toilet paper roll" that was in text form but it still works

11. Ehhh, not really. Idk. I hope it exists

12. Don't have one-

13. My greatest weakness is something I don't want to say anything more about except that I'm a little. My greatest strength is my great ability to mask myself and my feelings, for example, I'm autistic but you could never tell.

14. Who are we kidding? Nicki Minaj is hot

15. I cry and listen to Honey, This Mirror Isn't Big Enough For The Both Of Us on repeat

16. You have no idea how much band merch I have

17. Sometimes I am. I know I could always be someone better, but I gotta learn to be comfortable with something I tried my hardest with: me.

18. Ok I have no sound I love except for rock/ punk/ emo music. I have misophonia meaning there's a specific sound that I hate, it can cause meltdowns and I have no control over myself. It's at a specific time, so if I'm feeling upset my misophonia kicks in and I absolutely HATE any human noise made. I do hate all human noises all the time but when I'm upset it's when I'll start shaking, crying, puking and pulling my hair out.

19. What if we could run away to neverland and have no worries

20. I'll just say I want to believe.

21. The air. I'm literally in my bed

22. Nothing, but whenever my ef comes into my room they can smell rice bubbles and apparently I smell like rice bubbles. My sibling says the exact same thing.

23. Ohio

24. Troye Sivan is so cute ahdbdhdvfj

25. Live your truth, food and sex. Tbh I am panromantic but I'm also lesbian meaning you know what

26. I don't drive because it was suggested I don't because of my height. It was just a guideline, like how 1% of people follow PG 13+

27. Fucking Star Wars. I've literally been forced. I've learnt the whole bee movie script in morse code.

28. I cracked my head open when a kid in 4th grade picked me up then dropped me after saying us shorties need to stick together. They were 6 inches taller than me.

29. Fuck there isn't one

30. Would you call a true rumour a rumour? If so then yes.

31. Nope. For example;

32. Cancer

33. It may or may have not been tea

34. uhh both?

35. Yes, I mentioned my ef before. (ef means enbyfriend)

36. I'm very guilty, I may have dated 32 people exactly..

37. I don't have one, I'm literally the least talented person

38. In Scotland

39. Writing in this

40. Kinda? I'm good at telling lies that I've told myself and I don't wanna put up with being able to tell every single lie they say

41. Call for anyone on the sidewalk to watch and make sure the dog is ok while I call a service and literally sprint when I see them coming.

42. A, no I would only tell my ef, Blayde, Taylor, Julie and Angel. I want everybody else to think of how they were too late to tell me they cared. B, I would spend them with my ef and siblings. C, No because I never expected to live later than 18 years old and I was never scared of death, my existential crises covered that.

43. Woah. Hold your fuckin horses mate. I'm literally listening to Runaway Train at the moment. I guess Sweater Weather?

44. Consent, love, listening and communication

45. Ya can't uneless you're Jakson

46. I actually did go insane once, I went to a mental hospital and it's not like the movies. It doesn't have padding and you don't have cellmates. I guess insanity did bring out creativity in me, I painted a lot and said that I can lie easily in words but I'd never lie in art and sign language.

47. Following Dan's guide to stalk your idol until they notice you.

48. "I wasn't wrong when I thought I was going to die before I'm 18." that may not be a very deep thought to you (I'm 18 at the moment) but it's true, because I'll never be the same person. I change as a person so often and one personality will never live to be older than 18.

49. An anatomical heart

50. Pastel purple, pastel pink, pastel blue and pitch black

51.

Don't look at me like that

52. Casey

53. "Do you have any life regrets?" is a question I'll never answer for anyone that knows me. Since nobody on here knows me, I regret life.

54. Selective invisibility

55. I would like to experience the first time I was told I matter. I wanna go back to 2011, I was 9 years old and I was told by a stranger on youtube that I mattered.

56. Well it would be the 14 years that my father never let me live in the house for

57. uH nO

58. I would go to Australia where it's safe

59. Uh yeah?

60. Nicki Minaj, Troye Sivan, tbh Dan pretty hot and so is Phil but they're not one person so just ignore that, ok I give up I'll admit Tom from svtfoe is hot and Bill (yes I know I find a triangular demon hot, your point?) Cipher from Gravity Falls is kinda hot 🥵

I feel like I know you better. You definitely know me better and if you've seen a glimpse of my instagram you'll feel like they're two completely different people.