#idk i was writing this for a friend who thought bhaskar would totally fuck around with this gang

[hum-suffer]

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(just realised i don't write anything funny/cracky) (idk if this counts as funny 😭😭)

Agar ye log gire toh main nhi bachane Jaa raha inko," Bhaskar says, taking the right turn despite Jana's loud protests. He needs a good plate of manchurian rice, damn it.

Vicky laughs, almost uncertain if this was a joke or not,"Par aap toh vo jadui icchadhaari kutte ho, aapka toh kaam hai sabko bachana."

"Bhediya bolte hai usko, oye!" He says, slowing down the bike when Vicky points at a lone stall near the edge of the road,"Kaat ke dikhau kya fark hota hai bhediye aur kutte mein?"

Vicky climbs down from the bike as they come at a stop and stands to gawk at Bhaskar. "Aap kaat te bhi ho?!"