#idk i said i was gonna tell yiu in two months but idk if i can waut that long

[cherrybloodkei]

Some time ago I made relationship headcanons for my favs (and my friend's too) and I've kept them in my notes and never would I have thought to post them but here I am doing this for.... idk man I just want to force myself to post more of my own stuff on there. Here y'all go, tell me what you think and don't be shy to share your own headcanons!!!!

Poke villains sfw boyfriends edition

Giovanni

First date would be the very stereotyped Italian restaurant because come on, what else for a mafia boss? As a boyfriend ADORE public display of affection. He makes sure everyone around you two knows you're HIS and his only. In private, you two watch angsty romantic movies and cuddle with luxury wine. You get to go out at least once a week, the day being different each time. He wants it to be a surprise every time and make you fall in love with him over again every time you two go out, whatever it is that you'll be doing.

Proton

Your first date together would be at a parc d'attraction! You'd especially do all the skills games and every time you fail one, he'd do it for you and win you all the price (he won't let you know he practiced for weeks before the date). He doesn't like to show his loving side but if some other person tried to flirt with you, he'll get really aggressive. Maybe threaten them with a knife. If you try to calm him down, he'll get the hint that he's making you uncomfortable and will resort to making out with you in front of them while glaring at them. In private, he always tries to have physical contact. Either it be petting your head, holding hands or groping your ass, he looks for physical comfort. He doesn't plan dates that often so if you wanna go out you gotta tell him about it. He'll plan it all afterward.

Hunter J

First date is a walk in the woods and stargazing. She spent days scouting the best hiking route and relaxing spots to make sure you get the best experience out of it. After that, she walks you home and kiss you goodnight, blushing madly. When you two go out, she likes to hold your hand. She gets cocky every time someone looks at you, she won't hesitate to call the person out and bring them down about how they'll never get her "precious angel". At home thought she's easily flustered. When you two cuddle she gets nervous and if you kiss her out of nowhere, she's gonna freeze and then blush madly again. She loves it when you cook for her so the dates are more like planned extravagant suppers at home.

Lawrence 3

The first date would simply be you two in his room, him showing his all his Pokemon goodies and collections. He's a huge nerd and couldn't help but show you all he's acquired in his life. You two wouldn't very often go out but when you do, you awkwardly stand next to each others. He doesn't like PDA, but if you really insist, you will get to brush his hand with yours from time to time. If someone tries to flirt with you, he'll grab your hand and walk away fast from the scene so you two can resume what you were doing in peace. He's slightly better at home thought. He insist on doting on you, doing everything for you. He's been alone for so long that he's become an expert in chores so he doesn't mind, he says. You basically got yourself a nerdy butler!

Archie (oras)

FIRST DATE AT THE AQUARIUM! He shows off his ocean knowledge approximately every 13 seconds, hoping to impress you! At home, you two like to have fun and play all kind of games. He prefer wrestling, but he's up for some video or board games if that's what you prefer (even thought he doesn't really like board games...). He likes to put you in his laps and rest his chin on your head, and he absolutely wants to be the big spoon to hold you the closer he can!! He takes you often to the beach or on boat tours, so you can get to appreciate the sea as much as him! He doesn't even let others have the time to look at you, he always has an arm around your shoulders, or even you sitting on his shoulders!

N (mmhhh yes I like him,,,,, like, a lot )

On the first date, he introduces you to all of his Pokemon friends. You all go to the forest to make sure you get to meet everyone and you play with them all day long as soon as they get used to you. He wants to make sure you're someone with a good heart who cares for pokemons. When you two go out, it's usually also in the forest or at the parc d'attraction. He doesn't hold your hand but when your shoulders brush, you can see him glance at you and smile slightly. If some stranger tries to get touchy-feely with you, he'll coldly smile at them and tell them you're already his. If they continue thought, he'll start growling and bare his teeth at them. When they finally leave, he'll blush and excuse himself for his weird manerism. At home you two cook a lot together, for yourselves and the pokemons. The house is filled with them and lots of plants too! He can't for the love of Arceus get a job so you have to work longer hours, but he makes it up by making your own garden to help with food and massaging your shoulders to help you relax!

Colress

The first date, well, wasn't exactly a date. You showed up at the Plasma Brigade like he asked you and you go to witness this man's facial expression pass from confused to surprised, then guilt and shame. He completely forgot. So you two got in, ordered all the takouts you could find online and you watched him work on his inventions while talking. It was still nice despite him forgetting about the date in the first place...! For other dates tho, he likes to take you to a lot of any kinds of expositions. Art, music or (especially) science, he likes to wander around with you and talk (mostly judge) everything you two see. If someone tries to get you right under his nose, he'll casually take a taser out of Arceus knows where and playfully threatens them with it. You.... often get kicked out of places because of this, so you go back home and do the same as your first date! At home, you notice how he doesn't take care of himself when he works so you always have to remind him to take breaks to eat, shower and all that. When you get your alone time with him, you often just cuddle in a comfortable silence.... until he falls hard asleep on you.

Shadow triad (I like ninjas ok I'll make it work out!......somehow.)

You.... never really went on a date. One day, you simply turned around in the dark on your room, feeling like you were being watched. And you were. They were there, in the middle of your room, observing. You flipped your balls off obviously but one of them softly restrained you so you would calm down. One of them said to not worry, that they were going to protect you. Very tired and now confused as fuck, you nodded and went back to sleep, thinking it was only a dream. After that, it seemed like life was extra good to you. The house always seems a little bit cleaner than the day before (the dishes actually cleaned themselves??!), every time you're about to trip it feels like you're being lifted up and you don't, and you never seem to encounter any more creeps that wants to jump in your pants. Eventually you remember your dream and try to call the mysterious trio out.... and they answer. They "poof into existance" and await your orders. They're surprised (even if it doesn't show) that you ask them to be more present if they really intend to stick around. You'd rather have friends than shadow bodyguards observing your every moves. And so they do. They don't conceal their appearance around you anymore, and you guys hang out in your own house, doing whatever you feel like at the moment.

Lysandre

The first date is in his own cafe, him acting as your barista. He kicked everyone else out and made sure that the closed sign was turned so it would be only you two and there would be no slip up. Anything you want on his menu, he'll cook to perfection. He tries to keep it slow but memorable on the first date, trying to impress you without being overbearing. Because if he does gets his second date well..... you two go shopping and you physically have to stop him from instant buying everything you look at for more than 3 seconds. He actually did that directly on the second date so you learned from it. Also yiu never seem to encounter anyone to disturb your dates.... thats because he engages security guards to take out anyone who looks at you with interest. He'll take that secret to his grave tho--. At home he also tries to do everything for you, to make you feel like a queen. If you want to do a few chores yourself like laundry or cooking, you have to convince him for a few hours but then he'll let you do what you want. Wouldn't want you to feel like a burden in your own house! You two likes to cuddle on the couch and watch documentaries while snacking on little apéro. He likes it when you your head on his shoulders or laps, so he can pet you!

Guzma

So we all know that Team Skull isn't the richest organisation around... but that doesn't stopped his boss from inviting you in the fanciest restaurant in all of Alola for your first date. He literally spent months scrapping all the money he could to invite you there and get himself a new change of cleaner clothes to try and impress you. After that one thought he'll feel bad for taking you on simple walks around the isles with Tapu-cocoa, but he have the best sightseeing spots so you have to tell him that it was as enjoyable as the first time when you see him looking down. He'll look at you with so much pride and love in his eyes-- If anyone tries to get you away from him, he'll snap his fingers and some of his grunts will just appear out of seemingly nowhere (he knows they try to spy on his dates since they have nothing better to do, better use then to his advantage right?) so you two can escape and resume your date. At home, you two simply like to relax, playing video games or watching action movies. Life is good in Alola.

[mistyechoes]

god i feel so bad for lying to you guys