#idk i just feel like it wldve been so much more effective if she had — yknow — blown up jenny's shop from the get-go

[netfleecking]

esther's "evil" plan was so roundabout that it's hilarious, especially in lieu of the fact that she's perfectly capable of bashing someone to death with her iron cane.

so instead of straight up beating up the dead boys, she chose to:

• transform her crow into a twink

• buy a dangerous fungus from tragic mick's

• send crow-boy to seduce her targets and lure them into the forest

• spend days growing the dangerous fungus

• stalk the dead boys to observe their interactions with her crow

• release the dangerous fungus into the woods and hope it does the job