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happy “the great gatsby is now in the public domain” day to all who celebrate

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look, dude, I know that I’m the one who confessed but I seriously don’t think that we can be friends or that a relationship would ever work out between us since you clearly love someone else and lowkey neglect me for them. I mean, I can’t actually get away from you for plot reasons but I can tell that you are uninterested

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so you’re in a contract relationship with the ceo of your company? and under these terms you have to do whatever you’re told or risk being sued ridiculous amounts of money that you don’t have? you also have to live together? and this is to pay for one designer shirt that you spilled coffee on? bestie that’s not okay

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sometimes I really question your taste in romantic partners. seriously? you want the person who belittles you on a regular basis? I mean I understand that the “I can fix them” thing has it’s own appeal but????? really???

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not gonna lie, it kinda sucks to be second best literally every time you try for a relationship :/

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don’t get me wrong, I completely understand why you wanna get with my cool, charming, kind best friend (I mean, same) but do you really have to go through all that trouble? I get that working your way to being the top star in the entertainment industry in order to get the attention of the top movie star, it’s just that he’s literally me best friend and I can introduce you two tomorrow. no? okay then..

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wait so you’re telling me that you wanna date this guy, Mr Don’t-Talk-to-Me-This-Relationship-is-Simply-a-Matter-of-Convenience? I mean not to be judgemental but that doesn’t seem like the pinnacle of emotional maturity

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sometimes I really question your taste I mean why do you like the guy who literally ignored you for like three months that’s kinda rude you know

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hey uh so yeah I don’t know if you realize this but it would be great if you could, you know, make a decision on who you wanna go out with cause you’re kinda leading me and the 1247849749 other guys in love with you on sooo

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bestie he doesn’t deserve you.. he’s literally threatening to kill you.. no I’m not obsessed with you I’m genuinely concerned about your continued survival.. I don’t care if he says he’s a vampire if he bites you you might get herpes

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rip to the other guys but I’m just built different. of course I’ll get the girl - we have a meaningful, healthy relationship tempered by years of friendship and we respect each other’s feelings. yeah I do have a broody ceo best friend who’s kinda an asshole why do you ask

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smh can’t even manage to be the protagonist of my own life