#idk he just seems like the best friend that xaden picked up off the side of the road lmao

[b3anieperson]

Xaden, pissed off because Dain accused him of influencing Threshing: Please Shut the Fuck up.

Garrick: But looook:

Bitch ass Aetos, trying to show Vi her Relic.

Garrick, deciding he would like to be annoying: He's taking off her corsetttt. He's gonna fuck herrrrr. Oh my godddss, he stole your bitch!

Moments later, Garrick: OH SHITTT. HE KISSED HER. *Shakes Xadens Shoulders profusely,* HE'S KISSING HERRRR

Xaden, trying not to kill him: I swear to fuck, you better be happy you're my best friend.