#idk grammar but yall know what I mean

[komero-otus]

post great god grove depression is real

[quodekash]

I didnt get enough sleep last night but its not my fault qtoey fuckin kissed

hes literally the most babygirl in this entire show

HIM FRANTICALLY CLEANING UP I LOVE HIM SM

I love this more than I can ever possibly describe

it's so silly

so goofy

HES SO GOOFY

they should kiss again I think

babes your voice just got three octaves higher, do better at lying next time

who the FUCK is this guy and why is he being introduced in episode 7 of 16 (apparently 16??? it's wild that this show is supposed to be 16 episodes long (according to mdl?) cos we're not even halfway through the show and 2 out of 4 of the main couples have officially kissed, and 1 is officially together. which is insane when you think about how msp is 12 episodes long and tinngun didnt properly kiss til thE END OF THE LAST FUCKING EPISODE)

(no im never getting over this, they COULD have counted 67 FUCKING TIMES throughout the show and they fucking DIDNT)

anyway this guy is probably gonna be a main part of the drama that's gonna go down in order to keep this show long enough 😭

why cant we just keep the light and fluffy show as it is and keep spreading joy and dopamine straight to my bones

two adorable little munchkins standing next to each other

theyre my sons

THAT LITTLE GIGGLE I CANT

whAT rEAlLY???

he asked if he could hit on you, then asked if he could KISS you, AND THEN YALL FUCKIN MADE OUT IN A HAUNTED HOUSE

AND THEN WHEN YOU SAW HIM TODAY, HE MADE SILLY KISSY LIPS AT YOU

so I suggest you all give up on this "plan", and change to this real plan: march up to him, ask him out, plant a kiss on his cheek, take your fuckin artist easels and canvases to a fuckin beach at sunset, paint and make out

oml pun's an astrology girlie

HOLY FUCK ITS HAPPENING

what the fuck no why does it look like its gonna get angsty, I cant do this :(

dont make me watch toey sob, I dont want that, I want them to make out again :((

im so confused dude why is he so angry

I genuinely dont get it

I mean im watching at 2x speed so I can get through this quickly so I might've missed some dialogue somewhere or smth, but still

why's he angry

idk why he's angry but I do know one thing: satang is too fucking good at portraying anguish

im too tired to process words so im not entirely sure what he means but I think it sounds poetic so we're gonna go with that

(ahem) THATS SO BEAUTIFUL WTF

WHAT THE FUCK

brb just gonna rip my fucking SOUL out

"its like im sitting in a vast grassy field with a gentle breeze under a bright sky" OKAY WTF ARE THE GMM WRITERS READING MY TUMBLR POSTS OR SMTH

THATS LITERALLY HOW I DESCRIBED THE WAY WIN PROBABLY FEELS ABOUT SOUND

its why his heart doesnt beat fast for sound, he just doesnt have that kind of crush, its more of a relaxing crush, like a gentle breeze

ill fucking find the post if I can

I literally wrote an extended metaphor poem combined with a fic about it

what the fuck dude

if they're watching my posts then why havent they given us my satang and perth siblings agenda yet

and where is the markford series

gmm I know you're looking at this, answer my fucking questions guys

I LOVE THEIR FRIEND GROUP SO FUCKING MUCH DUDE

they all just make me so happy 😭😭😭

okay but he didnt know you were milk frappe boy when hE FUCKING MADE OUT WITH YOU IN A HAUNTED HOUSE

theyre holdin hansssss

is what I think and want to happen about to happen

that wasnt grammar but its fine

THEYF CYKING END IT THERE??

BUT HES ALL PUCKERED UP

HES READY

ALSO THEYRE IN A SCHOOL HALLWAY AND IT WOULD BE REALLY FUNNY

WTF

I HAVE TO WAIT A FUCKING WEEK TO FEEL JOY????

COME ON MAN

oh fuck yes next week theyre goi g to a volunteer camp

volunteer camp episodes are always comfort episodes so thjis is gonna be GOOD

PUN DID IT BC HE WANTS QTOEY TO SPEND TIME TOGETHER??? BRO HE'STHE WINGMAN OF ALL TIME

well anyway I just wanna see qtoey kiss again :(

ill rewatch that one scene in the meantime

buhbye for now my friends, see yous next week

[littleoneamanda]

GF: The incident

And it's done! I hope yall like it :)

It could just be me looking in to things a bit too much, but I find this scene pretty interesting. One: when Ford tells the story the first time, we are shown that after Fidds got out of the portal, tells Ford to destroy it and leaves. However, when he tells Dipper about the whole thing with him and Bill we get this scene. I mean it could just be just for dramatic effect idk. But Ford has quite a history, so it's possible that he doesn't tell everything at first because of trust issues.

I don't know what I want to say with this honestly xD But this series like to add certain details sometimes that may seem small but adds a lot to another thing. So it's kinda hard to not look into it too much lol.

I'm very tired while writing this so sorry for any spelling or grammar mistake. I have so many thoughts about this series. Especially when it comes to these two because I love these two so much xD

Next time will be a GF video. I did start a poll, but I decided to finish this one first.

[milsodyssey]

Introduction pt 2

heyy, i didn’t update my last post and i decided to just make completely new one. idc if anyone is intrested in me, so i don’t really know what to tell, but anyone can ask me anything (i’ve never made online friends i suck at this lol). i am basically chronically online so that’s easy way to start a conversation with me, currently i’m obsessed with slushy noobz and i have watched them for quite a while (and i know hamzah from way back) but i don’t really have anyone to talk to about that kinda stuff irl so that’s why i decided to start posting here and interact with others who share my interests! okay enough yapping for now, here are some facts about me ->

Like i told yall, my name is Mils, nothing interesting about that XD

I’m turning 18 really soon (let’s go sagittarius season🥳)

I’m not from United States and also english is not my first language. I am interested in learning more english tho, and i would like to use it more, especially with people who do speak it as their first language

I know it’s kinda cringe to tell others your diagnoses when you introduce yourself, but i just wanna put it out there - I have adhd which was diagnosed pretty recently, so that’s why my interests and “fixations” (i don’t like that word) chance often. so if i start randomly posting about something new, like about a new series or something, that’s why lol (i also know that hyper fixations and stuff like that doesn’t always mean that you have adhd or whatever!)

Also if any of you have adhd (or add whatever) and want to talk about it and share your experiences and what has helped you, i would be interested!

(Edit!) I also just re-did the MBTI personality test and got ISFP, i really relate to it so if any of you is into that type of stuff i would like to hear your opinions and results on it!!

Idk what else to say, ask me anything if you want to know! and sorry if i wrote something incorrectly or made and grammar mistakes XD (you can correct me i don’t mind)

[cupcraft]

I was talking about this the other day but I think some.people are gensrs a tar pit in the sense that they expect and demand perfection from artists who share their work for free and this is especially true for writing and fic and oc work.

Like it's one thing if an author asks for constructive criticism or grammar checks from strangers and you politely tell them (emphasis on polite). And it's another to see something you don't like and leave a raging comment like they destroyed you're whole life on a work that is again FREE and not professionally edited and is just a hobby piece from a real person's fandom enjoyment.

Yalls audacity baffles me like you know what I do when I dislike a fic or the grammar is annoying me. I click off. I move on. What do I do when somethings ooc? I move on. I've never once felt compelled to ruin a fic writers whole day especially when they a didn't ask, b it's free art, and c I am by no means a professional (even as I try to publish my own writing. At heart it's always been a hobby) and being a professional wouldn't make shit behavior okay either FYI.

And also some of you don't know how to give constructive criticism and I can say that with my experience writing and beta reading both in school (albeit for technical/science writing) and work on fics/zines etc. Like constructive is meant to be just that, constructive. It is not meant to degrade someone and for you to go haha amazing I ruined this person's passion for writing good thing they sucked! Like idk hownto tell you this but you have to support artists even when they "suck" you have to be supportive of people who are sharing something they love for free. If you really don't like it move tf on. It's important though when you do engage you're kind. Fandom is meant to be a community and it should be enjoyable to you thst people grow and change and their art and passions evolve. If you're heart is set in destroying anyone who isn't Perfect like they had a whole literary/art agency team behind them for again, free art then you are in fact a tar pit and you are miserable and likely projecting. Get over yourself

[thatdeadaquarius]

With your language AU, I remember watching a video about a guy speaking angrily nonesense in an Indian accent and people thinking he was very angry. Imagine this as the Creator speaks angry gibberish to people and they just assume that the Creator is cursing them or something. (Or like when they speak gibberish to babies and everyone's like, "Aw the Creator is teaching that baby their divine language")

*AUDIENCE DRAMATICALLY GASPS.

✨️I look pretty good for a dead bitch✨️

She's alivveee!!!

Whats up i almost passed away from sheer academic workload, but im not in the ground yet 🥰 And with drafts outta my ass! :D

Hope yall ready for ur regularly scheduled Bullshit Genshin Sagau <3

SANDBEES THATS SUCH A GOOD USERNAME & ALSO SORRY I ANSWERED THIS SO FUCKING LATE JESUSSSSS 💀💀💀

SORRY ABT THE POLL I CANT BELIEVE I COULDNT FIGURE OUT HOW TO DELETE IT IM FUCKING CRYING I WOULD DO THIS-

Well at least i can do polls thru this in the future?? Idk tumblr is ass so we'll see how this accidental test works out...

☆

So these were the first thngs i thought of and its not super long bc ASKERS R GENIUSES OKAY

SOMTIMES I JUST WANNA PROFUSELY THANK U GUYS AS A REPLY FOR SHARING WITH THE CLASS THRU MY BLOG 💖💘💫

Saw the gif and couldnt help but think this is how ppl like Alhaitham or Diluc would react to u "speaking ur langauge"

"Our langauage" aka being a SIM 💀

◇

Stop Albedo would ask you to teach him ur lang/grammar rules 😭

What u gonna do when Zhongli asks you to teach him some words-

OH NO

NO DONT PASS ON YOUR BULLSHIT LMAO

U GIVING ZHONGLI SOME STUPID SIM WORD LIKE

Your ass: "GIGGLABAH means beautiful :) "✨️

Zhongli: "Oh thank you, how different from our own version, so excited sounding..."

You walk by him strolling the harbor and he just smiles at you and says

"You look gigglabah today my liege."

HIS REGAL FACE AND FANCY WALK WITH HIS HAND BEHIND HIS BACK AND EVERYTHING

(honestly ppl paint him as oblivious but he kinda seemed like the type of bastard who seems like he's not aware but sometimes he secretly knows the truth, he's just getting too much amusement out of it to stop doing it, LOL he does shit like the above to see YOUR reaction- LMAO)

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You're a maniac pls tell me u dont pass on simlish to all the serious characters-

XIAO WOULD SECRETLY THINK IT SOUNDS GOOFY BUT WANT TO BE INVOLVED BC ITS YOU ANYWAY LMAO

SO HE'S JUST SLIGHTLY SQUIRMING AND GETTIN PINK EVERYTIME HE SAYS A STUPID SIM WORD BC HE FEELS LIKE A GOOF HAHA

(& he's not the only one, others too like Kaveh, YELAN, Ningguang, Nahida, DILUC, AYAKA LMAO-)

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Some ppl i could see taking ur gibberish bullshittery and whether they believe its real or not is irrelevant bc theyre using it anyway-

And i dont mean in a good way 😭

LIKE IM THINKING OF VENTI.

CRAZY BARD INCLUDING SIMLISH ASS GIBBERISH WORDS IN HIS SONGS BC OF YOU

"Be cheerful like the hugkukie,

and may your cup never leaky!"

And Diluc loves you.

Really he does, deeper than he thinks-

But his eye is twitching LMAOO

◇

(Ok but if you did like multiple of these language shenanigans thruout the asks ive gotten, Kaeya would literally grow so fond of you and associate you with goofy funny shit that makes him laugh so hard that everytime he sees you he automatically is beaming with a smile, or trying to supress a warm grin- this got away from me but its 1:44am for me rn so i would love a smiley Kaeya rn -)

♡

Speaking language bs I have my 2nd oral exam for spanish tomorrow, pls send whatever good vibes u got and i am also really open to prayers from any religion as well. sobs

Hope anyone got any enjoyment out of my response bc tbh the ask is what rlly matters to me atp lmao

Until the next shenanigan-

Safe travels,

💀♒️

♡the beloveds mwah ♡

@karmawonders / @0rah-s / @randomnatics / @glxssynarvi / @nexylaza / @genshin-impacts-me / @wholesomey-artist

[pisstintedglasses]

Enhypen as School Publication Events!

--if you don't know what these are, basically, they're the journalists. Anyway, they're the ones making news, broadcasting it, or drawing it. They have annual contests for each journalism sector called Schools Press Conference (PressCon). Usually, they get 15-30 students from each school to compete in another province. There's a division, regional, and national level. Idk if press conference contests are common in other countries, but they are here in the Philippines.--

Lee Heeseung (이희승)

Heeseung's kinda introverted, so I get the feeling he'll be in an individual event. I noticed people in individual events keep to themselves most the time.

Something like Newswriting. Not an event where you'd have to socialize, but the people in the event are sociable too. It's a pretty chill event. I relate him to my team's old newswriter. He was pretty chill, joking around with those he knew.

He'd definitely be the type to start conversations if the room felt too quiet. Especially just during training.

He'd be the best seatmate during the entire trip to whichever city is hosting the contest. Attentive, but not nosy. Not yappy, but not awkwars either.

Park Jongseong—Jay (박종성)

His mbti being xxTx makes me think he's going to be in an individual event, but he has confidence.

I know he's gonna be put in the broadcasting team, probably as a reporter. I don't think his voice is deep enough for anchoring.

Although, we know he has a habit kf eating sweets whenever he's stressed, and his coach always scolds him about that. Broadcasters aren't really allowed to eat anythjng sweet or cold that could impair their voice.

Overall, he's a really good team mate that wouldn't hesitate to speak his mind about something, but also be really caring towards you.

He's the one that members constantly cling to. I just know when your sleeping bags are all laid put on the floor, one of his members is flinging an arm or a leg over him just to annoy him.

Sim Jaeyun—Jake (심재윤)

A copy reader. I mean bro likes correcting grammar so much, it just fits. Copy reading is basically proofreading and correcting any errors from an article. Bro's made for it.

Either that, or Science and Technology Writing. I know he's got a wide range of information and knowledge stocked up.

Whenever yall's coach allow you to go around the host city to let you explore, he's the one his friends force to order for them.

When yall lay out your sleeping bags, he's gonna whip out a spider man designed one and everyone's gonna laugh at it but you just find it adorable.

He kept trying to defend himself and say that his mom must have packed hin the wrong thing chz he apparently just bought a new plain navy blue one.

You prefer the spiderman one better.

Park Sunghoon (박성훈)

-quick interruption,, THIS LOOK OMFG I WANNA EAT HIM UP-

Ahem anyways. There's a lot of things he could be but broadcasting is NOT one of them. He's got the voice for it, but not the social battery.

He'd be in an event where there's not much interaction going on. Editorial writing would suit him best.

Based from the editorial writers I knew on my team, they are all so quiet. Like not one of them would strike up a conversation unless it was absolutely required. And even then, they'd be usually just closed off.

He definitely enjoys being in the team with his friends, though. Going through the social challenges that happens in PressCons feels a bet more tolerable because he has his friends with him.

Kim Seonwoo (김선우)

Gossip buddy for the whole trip ⚜️. Sunoo's pretty extroverted so I'd say he can survive in Broadcasting. Still, I think photojournalism suits him best.

[gomzwrites]

✧✿✧˖° Chocolate °˖✧✿✧

Hello heLLOO! *waves excitedly over a round table* come come I have tea and dessert for everyone *pulls out a few chairs*

Alright, so. Some of my thoughts first regarding the Academic AU

I wrote this fic longer than intended because I was going heavy with the details and plot

Though I am wondering if this kind of smut is welcome here, because I've let a few of my friends to read it and gotten mix responses, some said it was lengthy while some said they liked it

Personally, I was trying to walk readers through the entire process, and since its the first encounter/$ex scene, I wanted to show the small details to indicate some stuff

Initially I was going to write like virgin reader for the innocent sake. but that will make my fic longer WHEEZE-

I ended up hinting the "innocent" part with the floral pattern on the brief, well I say hint but idk if that was obvious lmfao anyways-

not to say I dont like longer fics, but the longer I write, the more mistakes im gonna encounter (if you can't tell already, i struggle a lot with grammar lol)

In the end after much consideration, ive cut down heavily on the smut and condensed to what we have now and Im okay with it, tho I would like to hear your thoughts (send me anonymously if you're shy, or just comment, I dont bite I promise :D)

Okay, *pours everyone a cup of tea*, some headcannons and notes

So, as you all can tell, there was a hint of mlm there of Price x Simon, not sure how everyone think about it but I for one eat that shit up

Now, I did gave some thoughts about the subjects Price and Simon teach, in the end though I decided to leave it blank because I couldn't be sure

See im from Asia so the education system here is extremely different from the UK/US, and I got kinda confused and overwhelmed with the choices XD so I just left it blank

I was going to write them with STEM majors, but eeerrr Idk, cant really picture Price or Simon as engineer or medicine lecturers(iykyk)(rise up my STEM sisters and brothers-)

Perhaps you can give me some thoughts about it, I was thinking something about History for Price, then something about Linguistic/Statistic/Psychology for Simon

Okay, Gaz also made an appearance on the fic((of course he did, my precious bb)), now for him I have a solid idea to make him Pharmacology based or at least somewhere along the healthcare sector, hence the Dr

I might, also bring Soap in the future, but I dont know how or what his role will be yet (gym tutor? physical therapist?)

Will I make this into a poly thing? Im not sure, probably not XD but I might do a special moment with Gaz bcuz im that bias

oh yeah, forgot add on, but yes there's a reason for the name changes(Mr Riley to Simon) and name that stayed (Prof Price), its just to further show that Price has the power and all the sayings (you know cuz he is the Captain originally so I wanted to bring that over)

You wanna call him John? mmmm that's gonna take some convincing and time >:)

Lastly, some future plans (no promises) - nsfw here

many h0rny, many ideas, many tired

anyways, Im thinking of xreader individually fic(like Price x you then Simon x you separately), then eventually building it up to both of them destroying you in threesome manner (lovingly)

I want. I want to write Price being mEAN YALL-

Like him bullying you and putting a vibrat0r inside you and force you to come out to write something on the board in front of everyone, dialing up the intensity as you try your hardest not to cum right there

or or or or or

thinking about c0ckwarming under his desk- raaasdajdgajdh

then Simon...oh sweet sweet Simon

Im thinking maybe dom!reader, just a maybe.

Riding him until he's a whimpering sobbing mess

Idk if anyone remembered, but u know this part?

:)

yeah, maaaaaybe Simon has that exhibitionism kink

so lets abuse that shall we

thinking of doing it in the car park/in his car, you giving him head under the steering wheel as he pulls down the car window slightly to talk to a student who just wanted to chat

Poor him trying to be calm and steady his tone as his knuckles turned white, hands clammy as you suck harder, not giving a damn if you're going to draw attention

or or or or or or or

going back to the riding part, tying him up with his tie, not letting him touch you as you ride that dick like your life depends on it, you hear him begging and whimpering, bucking his hips up desperately

im very unwell

ANYWAYS, ye so far, these are the only ideas I have atm, but don't expect me to write it so soon haha

If im gonna be honest, this blog was created when I had a massive art block, and then somehow (even until today!!) my soft fics blew up and ye it escalated from there

not really but also- If you see me write a fic, its usually bcuz im struggling with art, likewise if you followed me on @gomzdraws or twitter, you would notice im more active cause I think for me, drawing is easier than writing

im grateful to be able to express in two mediums tho, even tho I suck at it haha

but I do sincerely want to make this into a series, so I thank everyone for being patience with me, I appreciate it

Ogeh, *brings out a briefcase* recommendation time

if you like Prof AUs, then boi do I have some fics for you here in tumblr

Guyfierii has a long Prof series and they're wonderful

mehh141's amAZING PROF PRICE ART IM CRYING-

Shroomie (one of the first few blog I was exposed to when I started reading cod fics :D) made 2 Prof fics as well - sadly I dont think they're active since April because of uni :(

ajhdkadh sleepyconfusedpotato, the god of both being a great artist and oc!fic writer made a post a while ago about tf141 possible Professor headcannons - give it a look if ya interested

that is all from me, and btw don't feel obligated to comment or send me a text or anything!! The fact that you made it till the end is already making me happy :D thanks for reading my babbling and points LMAO

Have a nice day/night friends :)

[nudystar]

okay this is my final statement, cause deadass I’m over it now

for the server thing, I did feel sorry and apologized to WHO I needed to apologize to. if I ain’t apologize to you, then idk what to tell you. apologies to the folks that had roles that we lied about.

to the folks that I ain’t never had beef with me, why are yall tryna make somethin out of nothin ? like deadass, some of yall I haven’t talk to in a minute and some of yall I never even interacted with. yall sayin yall fighting for your friends but I’m the villain when I do it ? please get out my face with that. you starting stupid ass beef when I don’t even talk to half of yall wtf. yet I’m childish ? alright.

naj, you specifically, what problem do I have with you? I want you so specific and let me know what we have going on. I never had an issue to begin with, we was never beefing so why tf are you talking so much shit about me? you trying to act all big and bad when I never had a problem with you. now you wanna talk as “civilized adults”, after dragging my name through the mud FOR THREE DAYS ? yeah no, kiss my black ass and suck my damn clit !

do I feel bad that your friend got a death threat ? yes ! but it sure as hell wasn’t me or my mutuals 🤷🏽‍♀️. unlike yall, we have some couth and don’t be bothering nobody.

y’all constantly say I’m sending high schoolers to fight my battles and paint me as this pussy bitch. meanwhile y’all akeke and laughin with mean girls and damn near bullies, constantly dragging folks names through the mud fa no reason. to this day, yall stay on imani’s ass about a discord server from three months ago, after handing out apologies like an eviction notice. deadass, all seriousness, leave them alone. some of yall ain’t even deserve an apology but hey, whatever helps yall sleep at night

y’all stay coming at me with this “I got high schoolers to fight my battles” and “I got a gang of middle schoolers hyping me up”. boy yall sure don’t know me 😹, yall just assume everything cause some of them have minors in their bio. I got moots that’s my age and younger moots (oldest is 19). on top of that, I’ve met these niggas when I was 17, say it with me SEVENTEEN !

omg, crazy right ? I met them when I was a minor, that’s like so insane ! so if you do the math (correctly !), I’ve known these niggas for two years. I’m sorry that I have a strong ass friendship and I got folks who actually care about me 🤷🏽‍♀️ . meanwhile, yall are mdni blogs interacting with minors. hmm, but doesn’t mdni stand for MINORS do not interact ? or maybe I just miss a memo ?

small note, yall literally lack math, english, and comprehension skills if you think my friend, juice/mypimpademia, is 14-15. not only can yall not spell, yall don’t make sense either. if she had her blog for about 2-3 years and she’s 14, wouldn’t she be 11-12 writing on here ? oh, hm, that’s doesn’t seem right. y’all just be seeing minor and think it means 13-14, oh y’all do not know the definition of minors…..which means anyone BELOW the age of 18, 10+8, 9+9, 14+4. cmon now guys, I thought we were better than this !

speaking of them, yall stay talking about how I got high schoolers as friends yet be so mad that yall are blocked by these same minors 😹. niggas are so pressed about being blocked by these high schoolers, it’s sad ain’t gonna lie. now I ain’t they damn momma or their damn parent, so idgaf what they do and when they do it

also, to think I’m trying to disrespect someone talking is honestly so…wow ! y’all saying I’m correcting her aave when I use aave my own self, you can literally scroll and see it yourself but anyways ! not only that, say I grew up in a white neighborhood just cause I corrected her grammar ? not her aave, her grammar. maybe if she wasn’t being rude asf to the op, nobody wouldn’t say anything but hey 🤷🏽‍♀️.

not only that, aren’t you insinuating that only white folks can talk proper ? that they’re the only ones who can speak properly ? isn’t that pushing a stereotype to a black girl ? hmmm, says a lot about you as a writer, especially as black writer.

to the eren discourse, what’s to say atp ? y’all still gonna romanticize hood love and paint black love as violent and stereotypical as much as you can. yall gonna continue to slap eren as this fake black man and still gonna be blinded to your wrongdoings. y’all still gonna paint onyankapon as this stereotypical black man who ain’t shit, paint him as aggressive asf and only smoke weed. but hey if that floats your boat, it sure asf will sink mine !

in conclusion, I genuinely don’t care if black tumblr don’t fuck with me no more. imma still stand on what I said 😹, yall ain’t making change shit about what I said unless I said something out of line. some of yall did already but I digress !

[zhongrin]

...... Yoirjewwbwb I'm not normal about the headcanons you gave me wjowdhbaan >/////<

Pls Baizhu enjoying being the littol spoon is so cute to me I'm.. 🥹💕💕 he will be the little spoon more regularly then!!❤️❤️

Changsheng..... <33 I like her a lot!!❤️❤️ She's so slay 🤭🤭💕💕

.... Rin I'm. My thoughts to the last headcanon I'm. Ebjwkebwhwjwka 😳😳💕

AHem. The headcanon battle is on.

My personal ALHAITHAM x MEIRIN headcanons (since they're so slay //pos):

Alhaitham tried at least ONCE to write a fanfiction about you two. He even finished it, it was a fanfiction about how you two spent a day together and ended it with a lovely date and an rather eventful night.. ❤️‍🔥💕 but he either hid it somewhere or he even teared it up because he made ONE spelling mistake. He is very perfectionistic

You show him the fanfictions you write so he checks them for grammar and / or spelling mistakes. If he clicks his tongue, you immediately know by now that he found a mistake.

Alhaitham isn't that big fan of tea, rather coffee - but he drinks it just for you ❤️

~ 💐

i'm glad you enjoyed hehe ᰔᩚ

HELP AL HAITHAM WRITING FANFICS HAUFHAJDJAKSH .......... hey babe wanna make that fanfic into reality- /smacked pls.... now i wanna read it.... what kind of fanfiction would this man write.... what if it's full of idioms and big words. or structured more like a thesis. this man would flop on tumblr lmao

.... it's canon now: whenever i write imma just seat myself at his lap and he'll be my thesaurus slash grammar checker, free of charge (well, technically he charges one kiss per correction/accepted suggestion... but that's so cheap it's practically fr- wait, what do you mean every twenty kisses he gets a special rewa- /bonked)

.... yall if that isn't true love idk what is /silly

i feel like teatime with al haitham will remind him of our grandmas (because we met and would have our playdates while they're having their teatime) and puts him in some sort of nostalgic mood.... ohhh now i feel soft 😔

[antiwhores]

What its like to text Bakugou

What bakugou is like to text. I see a lot of you guys just straight lying so im gonna once again tell yall the completely cannon belief i have about this. i sweat im alwayways right about this stuff on god. Source: trust me bro.

Like 99% of the time Bakugou is a dry texter. He gives simple answers and simple responses. You could give him a whole prompt that he could say 30 different things about and if he didn’t feel like texting he’d go “no.”

If hed added to gc’s he doesnt speak unless someone insults him. Thats if he doesn’t immediately leave the gc as soon as hes added.

Hes more of a grammar typer than anything. He wouldnt use texting language like ‘idk’ or ‘wya’. Hes old fashioned, he’ll type the whole sentences out. Plus, he’ll correct your grammar if you spell a word wrong. It doesn’t particularly bother him but hes an asshole.

He texts you a little bit better than others, as in most the times you at least get a response. Anyone else could count themselves extremely lucky if they got a response. He hates texting so much. He’d rather just talk to someone face to face where he can read your facial expressions.

Hes not a very tech savvy person, he doesnt worry too much about his phone. He still has the newest iphone because he broke his other phone a couple months ago during work.

And for someone with such a nice phone, he does not use it. He only uses it to text and call you, check your instagram and snapchat posts, look at articles about him, check his rank, take photos, look at photos of you, and to send nudes to you. And for someone his age, thats insane.

Worthy mention: he uses it to jerk off to your photos or earlier on in the relationship, to watch porn of girls who looked like you.

You always call him a grampa because of his weird habits. He tells you that the reason you’re so fucking stupid is because of that phone.

If something peeks his interest he will be a little more active with his texts too. Like drama or you telling him about your day. He tries to pretend not to care though. Keeping it cool.

He only uses emojis to mock you. The only emoji he really uses is the straight face emoji. He finds it so relatable.

He usually comes off extra mean in text. You never take it to heart though. You will pretend like you did just to fuck with him.

He doesnt geniunely feel so bothered by texting you. You could say its all an act. He loves seeing your dumbass texts but of course you cant know that cause he obviously cant show ANY weakness.

Examples of his texting:

[lostfieldd]

So my HTTYD hyperfixation is back and you know what that means.. hiccstrid headcanon time (but mostly hiccup)

basically all of them are of after they’re married because the brainrot is insane (sorry for my awful spelling and grammar its late and i’m too lazy to fix things rn)

i fully believe hiccup was smiling through the entirety of the wedding ceremony because ong he loves this girl so much

the two of them will literally lay in bed and his ear is on astrid’s stomach and he just has the goofiest smile on his face because hes so damn excited to be a dad

he literally spoils astrid when it comes to her cravings and helps her get out of bed if she needs to (the most supportive husband fr)

will not let her get near ANY weapons at all- always keeps her within his line of sight because he knows she will try to sneak off to train even though he’s scolded her for it (she didn’t take it seriously because she thinks he’s adorable when he’s angry)

one time she did manage to sneak off and thats when her water broke (luckily ruffnut was with her)

hiccup literally got his hand squeezed to the point it started to lose circulation but he ignored the pain to help astrid through the birth

cried happy tears when he first held zephyr ofc

jokingly suggested the name toothless and his (fake )argument was “she has no teeth!”

would always be the first to get up if zephyr is crying because he knows how important it is for astrid to catch up on sleep after literally pushing a baby out

i constantly think about hiccup having zephyr in one of those baby wraps that go around your shoulders while he does chief work and astrid is like resting from giving birth idk- its such a cute image in my mind,, just this scrawny ass dude who has been a dad for only a week

bonus: valka is literally the proudest grandma ever and is more than willing to look after zephyr if the two need rest

if yall have any go ahead and reblog to add them,, i’d love to see

[throwaway-yandere]

Happy new year everyone!!! Admittedly I suck at expressing myself so you'll have to forgive me if this comes across as a raw and chaotic mess lol. I'm not tagging the names either cause I'm a coward

It was incredibly fun running this blog!!! I never thought it last this long– and if probably wouldn't have it weren't for leftdestiny-post/shiro commenting on a fic haha (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠). Then I met some wonderful people, starting with like crying anon and their beloved elf darling, poptartthings, thatanonthatabsolutelyroastedtighnari, 😋 anon, veni, 🐠 anon, my mom exiled and hoo my brain is seriously a mess rn i can't type properly but i swear yall mean everything to me it's just that my aunts and uncles are all using the karaoke rn I can't hear my own thoughts but I need to write these all down before i pass out hAHAHHA (⁠ꏿ⁠﹏⁠ꏿ⁠;⁠) they're singing victims of love rn, idk if it's my heartbeat or the speaker anymore send help–

each of yall make me always look forward to waking up the next morning! Ranging from Assistant ✾ & esther anon trying to survive, brosch and their wonderful designs (i often imagine brosch and capitano just drawing designs in silent honestly, couple goals), bakery wondering how to calm dottore, 🐠 and mochi's drawings– you're all wonderful people!! Seriously still can't believe I got noticed my romanticaa and zhongrin what. I still get so nervous when interacting with both help hAHAHAH.

2022 did not feel real for many reasons, pretty sure I'm already dead and Faceless!Ayato buried me somewhere. Y'all are fun af. 🌠 anon idk how you're doing, but shoutout to you too for somehow reading my first diluc fic and going "yeah might as well see where this writer's career will lead". I wonder how many of yall are in the same position as them cause wtf man how are tall tolerating my idiotic writings hAHAHAHHA

((Just wanna shoutout poptart again cause mom idk what I'm gonna do with that 4 dollar tip 😭))

🐠, exiled and veni were my real highlight for OCMC. The alhaitham slanders– the betrayal– lmao i was just cackling like the gremlin that i am when I read exiled's ask after the last chapter I uploaded lmao. And signora-fanboy's reblog tags were funny too lol

It was fun cooping with exiled!!! It was fun reblogging jokes with zhongrin (and making me brainrot mafia!dain dhshdjwj)!!! I was so happy T^T!!!

And this december i get to talk to riabef and watatsumii too and they're both wholesome and lowkey/highkey chaotic i love you both! Where the heck am I even going with this message my braincells are not working BUT yeah my point is that it's so awesome that even as the year's about to end I still end up meeting new blessings in life 😭😭😭

I'll just shorten this part: I used to be a major loner. It's just that since my elementary days I've just come to expect a pattern that I'm friends with someone for a year until they move out of the country. It's like I was cursed with that happening every time until I just always expect people to have an expiration date lmao. Hence, I just wanna thank my irl friends Purple and Orange Friend/a-dose-of-phitre for being my longest best friends. They gave me confidence and no I'm not crying rn shut up. Idk why yall stuck with me. Wait no I do know the answer it's cause you both want someone to bully 😭 but to bully me for 6 and now going 7 years??? Aren't you both tired???

With that in mind– i SERIOUSLY DON'T KNOW WHY YOU GUYS ARE SO NICE TO ME 😭😭😭I PROBABLY MENTIONED THAT A LOT BUT WHY ARE YOU GUYS NICE??? I DON'T DESERVE THAT WHEN I'M WRITING YOU ANONS TO SUFFER– IDK HOW TO PAY THOSE KINDNESS BACK YALL DON'T MAKE ANOTHER "gatorade milo rice discourse" SCENARIO 😭

Man i need to stop typing my body's last hurrah is fast approaching. Can't wait to read this tomorrow and go "there are so many grammar mistakes here not even grammarly would make an attempt to understand this mess" hAHAHAHAH

Okay, okay, yeahhh

Happy new year everyone!!! I'm gonna wait like 21 more minutes and wait till the world does a factory reset for 2023. Hope yall have a wonderful year!!! Enjoy the fireworks!!! Yoimiya worked hard for those 😤

[wozwaid]

genshin characters as shit ive said part 4

why is this tagged in x reader? cuz i know this fanbase better than i know the fnaf lore. and i KNOW the fnaf lore.

warnings: swearing, woz being impulsive and herself, probably bad spelling idk, improper grammar? english is hard and its my first language too.

jean: my teacher taught me that. hes dead now but he was also gay.

venti: i envy your teacher.

childe: im like... half bi.

scaramouche: that literally just means youre either straight or gay what the fuck is wrong with you

amber: im hanging on to this class by a thread

kaeya: there was never a thread for me. i walked into the class, looked at the teacher, and immediately accepted the fact that she was going to fail me.

ningguang (trying to use dark humor): the paper is due next class! dont kill yourselves ;p

xiao: well there go my saturday plans ig.

baizhu: top 3 sexiest bald men: vin diesel, mr clean, and pitbull

hu tao: lmao i think you have a type

baizhu: really? and what might that be

hu tao: bald me-

baizhu: dilfs

hu tao: ....             

             excuse me-

baizhu: did i fucking stutter.

honestly i miss our teacher. shes a bitch and old and is gonna die soon but she gave me a person to blame for the insane amounts of anger i have bottled up inside me. yes i go to therapy, no it doesnt help. - diluc

HOW HIGH IS THE NET? TOO HIGH! fuckin bitch. - scaramouche

(a cheer in volleyball that we use to piss off the opposing team when they hit the ball into the net. this one girl picked a fight with me and i was about to break her nose to give her a good reason to get a nose job cuz she fuckin needed it)

K THATS ALL RN IM NOT SICK ANYMORE SO THATS DOPE!

LOVE YALL AND ASKS R OPEN!

[sortagaysortahigh]

Hot Girl Kintober Day 4 of 21 | Isaac Lahey

“I’ll put you to sleep, No pajamas”

Lol this is lowkey late but fuck it we ball. I hope yall dont mind the dialogue at the beginning of this, idk where my mind was at but it wasnt at smut in the moment so that happened. 

Warnings: cussing, spelling and grammar errors, SMUT, marking, biting, slight spanking, slight choking, spitting, oral (f receiving, m giving), fingering, squirting, overstimulation, unprotected sex (wrap it before you tap it kids), mentions of edging, slight edging, a sprinkle of creampie, mentions of wet dreams, uh yeah i think thats it

Word count 5k

kinktober masterlist

werewolf!Fem!reader x Isaac lahey

He watched you roll your eyes, you were sitting on the couch in the loft-leaning your head on Stiles’s shoulder while he went back and forth with Isaac and Scott about their sex lives. To be frank you were bored and listening to them go on and on wasn’t helping.

You’d grown up with Scott and Stiles so hearing them talk about their sex lives was nothing out of the ordinary-hell half the time you were the one giving them advice. But the conversation was sounding redundant-it was testosterone filled and they all sounded like they wanted to one-up one another so bad. 

It was the first week back from college for summer and you hadn’t expected to be in Derek’s old loft with just the three of them. He gave you the keys when he left Beacon Hills-only coming back every few months. You were supposed to be having a movie night with the pack, but seeing as Lydia was spending the night with her mother stating that she needed to catch up. Then Kira was on her annual visit to see the skinwalkers, making sure that she still had full control of her fox-taking Malia with her so she could better learn control over her emotions. Then Allison was with her father. Oh and you couldn’t forget how Liam and Hayden were literally having sex somewhere.

“How the hell did I get stuck with you three-where’s Mason?” you groaned when Stiles shrugged, your head moving slightly-making you uncomfortable. So you rolled your eyes again and sat up. Moving the remote, placing it between your thighs alongside your phone. 

“Did you forget how he’s literally terrified of you?” you let out a sigh at Scott’s words “It was one time!” “you almost killed him” “He scared me! We were fighting fucking Berserkers and he wanted to sneak up on me! I didn’t even touch him” “Yeah because Malia pulled him out of the way.” You mumbled a ‘whatever’ under your breath, crossing your arms over your chest, watching them all jump right back into their conversation about all of their ‘wild collegiate sexcapades’-well minus Stiles, he just talked about Lydia and some of the things they did-but not in detail because ‘she’s gonna kill me if I say that’.

“What about you y/n?” you furrowed your brows glancing at Scott “what about me?” “I mean we all know that you were hooking up with Th-” “Finish the name and I’ll rip your head off Scott” he laughed “but what about now? You gotta be doing something with someone-it’s college” you shrugged, however before you could respond Isaac decided to hop into the conversation.

“Wait-you're not a virgin?” Scott and Stiles laughed at his question, he stared at the both of them with a confused expression. “You’re so dense Isaac. Are you sure there’s a functioning brain in there?” he rolled his eyes “I’m supposed to believe that you’re not a virgin? You’re always all shy and shit around people” you rolled your eyes.

“I’m not shy. I just don’t like people. It’s that simple Lahey” he slowly nodded his head, looking over at Scott and Stiles. “So you didn’t know about her and Theo?” you groaned, throwing your phone at Scott-watching him easily catch it. “Shut the fuck up McCall. Do I have to bring up those few months when you were banging Malia? Oh wait I just did-whoops” 

He groaned, throwing your phone back at you, watching you easily catch it-werewolf senses and all. “y/n you didn’t need to bring that up” you looked over at Stiles, raising a brow “I’ll bring up shit about you too-don’t start with me Stilinski. All I gotta say is senior prom you and lyds banged in a school bus.” his eyes widened and he shoved you over, making you laugh at him.

“You said you’d take that to the grave!” “Yeah well Scott said he wouldn’t tell anyone else about me and Theo but now look at us!” “what does Scott have to do with me?!” “You both were there when we had the conversation-you both get to suffer the consequences!” he shook his head “that’s not exactly fair” “life isn’t fair Stilinski-don’t make me bring other shit up-keep arguing”

He scoffed “seriously? You were the one who had a quickie in my Jeep!” you scoffed “You let me! Don’t forget how you banged someone in my bed at a party junior year! You always say you were drunk but you knew exactly what you were doing!” Scott laughed at the both of you, so when you both turned your head to stare at him he shook his head.

“Don’t start-I didn’t laugh-I’m sorry” you nodded your head slowly “almost as sorry as you were when your mom caught you and that blonde fucking on the kitchen table winter break last year” his mouth dropped “you said freshman year was always off limits! We all make shitty decisions as freshmen in college!” you shrugged.

“Maybe next time you’ll learn how to keep your mouth shut McCall” “Keep my mouth shut? Really-you should’ve kept your mouth shut senior year before the first game of the season when you were on your knees in Coach’s office” your mouth dropped “You act like we all haven’t hooked up in Coach’s office at least once”

“For the record we-” he pointed at himself and Scott “-never got caught-you were caught with a whole dick in your mouth” you elbowed Stiles. “You were caught in the locker room showers! Fuck you!” 

Isaac stared at the entire encounter, blinking, trying to process all of the new information. He was confused as to how the three of you could just go back and forth like that, then start laughing about it.

“At least I didn’t have a sex dream about someone in the pack” your eyes widened at Stiles’s statement “You both had sex with two people in the pack! Fuck off” Scott rose a brow at you, then his eyes flickered between you and Isaac, making you shake your head. “Don’t do it Scott-I will literally stab you” 

He shook his head “I dunno y/n I think the dirt I have on you definitely chumps anything that you were going to say.” you scoffed “oh really because last time I checked I know everything about you McCall-we were in diapers together or did you forget?” 

“What the hell is going on” “Stay out of it Lahey” he furrowed his brows, taken aback by your attitude, and the low growl you let out. “I just found out a lot about all three of you and I think I have a right to be confused” you laughed, shaking your head.

“If you don’t butt out of this then we’re gonna drag you into it” he scoffed “you literally have nothing on me. We aren’t even friends” you mocked him, mumbling under your breath before smirking and looking over at him.

“Oh I don’t? How about the way that you fucked your alpha’s ex girlfriend? Wow all of you pass each other around like it’s nothing, has mono never been like a concern for you guys?” his eyes widened at your statement, Stiles and Scott both laughing at him. Stiles even gave you a high five.

“How the hell do you even know that?” you shrugged “people talk, and I just happen to listen. Plus y’know supernatural hearing is a thing. You asked to be dragged into this conversation-remember that” When Stiles’s laughter got louder you looked back at him, raising your brows and tilting your head slightly.

“You should really stop laughing Stilinski-you cried after your first time” his mouth dropped “You cried during your first time!” “because it hurt Stiles! Have you ever had a dick shoved into your-ripping you open and stabbing through your hymen? No! The fuck was I supposed to do? Sing twinkle twinkle little star?” He couldn’t stop his laughter-and truth be told you started laughing too. 

“Damn I forgot that you cried during your first time” you looked over at Scott-still laughing “oh shut up-” “Oh my god! I remember the phone call! I was with Stiles and you called him crying in the bathroom because you made the guy stop and you were embarrassed!” your mouth dropped “You said you’d never bring up that phone call!” “Well we’re laying it all on the table today”

“Oh are we now McCall? You came in your pants before your first time!” he blinked a few times “You got fingered in AP Physics!” your jaw dropped “you got a handjob during AP Chemistry you fucking dick!” “Okay ladies I think we should all stop now before it gets too deep into the sexcapades box” This time you and Scott both looked at each other then at Stiles.

“You got a blowjob during detention with Harris half asleep in the room” “From Harley at that-you know how y/n feels about Harley” you nodded your head at Scott’s words. Stiles stared at the both of you not knowing what to say-but when Isaac laughed again the three of you turned to look at him.

“If I were you I’d stop laughing Lahey” “Y/n you literally have nothing else on me” you shrugged “but they do” “yeah kinda like the way that you were caught beating one out in the locker room before playoffs senior year” your eyes widened and you couldn’t help but laugh at Scott’s words.

“In the locker room? Not even the bathroom? The scent of sweaty guys gets you off Lahey?” “shut the fuck up y/n” he watched you raise a brow at him-a smirk on your face “you should tell me to shut the fuck up more often” Scott and Stiles both laughed at Isaacs shocked expression-realizing that he had no clue about your flirting. 

“Why? You into that?” you laughed at his horribly timed flirting-knowing that he had to think of some kind of comeback. “You’re horrible at flirting, how’d you manage to get into anyone's pants again?” he scoffed, rolling his eyes. “We told you to stay out of it Isaac, and now look at you-butthurt and confused” “will you just shut the fuck up y/n?” 

You felt heat rise to your ears at his tone, but you easily played it off. “Wait! You had the sex dream about Aiden!” you slowly turned to look at Stiles “the fuck are you going on about. No I didn’t. Stilinski lay off the weed-you’re losing brain cells” “you definitely did” “I definitely didn’t-how are you going to tell me who I had a sex dream about?” “wait who was it about then?” you bit your lip, shaking your head.

“So now we’re keeping things from one another?” “Stiles it’s not keeping things-you’re just dense and forgot” “well I need a reminder so I can make fun of you for it” “too bad Stilinski!” Scott laughed, grabbing his phone and texting the groupchat with just you, stiles, and him titled ‘the three blind mice’. 

You grabbed your phone, reading the message and rolling your eyes, elbowing Stiles, motioning to your phone-showing him the screen. “It was about Isaac?” your eyes widened and your mouth dropped. “Stiles...when people text you something, you don’t fucking say it outloud!” Scott groaned, running a hand through his hair, shaking his head at Stiles.

“You had a sex dream about me?” you slowly looked over at Isaac, an awkward smile on your face “uhm-yes-but not recently-that’d be weird” “it was recent-it was like last month” “Stiles stop talking. You let Lydia tie you to your bed you bastard” he cleared his throat awkwardly when Isaac let out an ‘ohh-you’re that kind of guy’. 

“y/n are you just going to avoid my question?” “Lahey fuck off” “I always knew you were into me” “I’m not into you, you prick” he laughed, and you growled. Scott’s eyes widened-so he stood up, and grabbed his keys “uh Stiles and I are gonna go get some food-uh yeah we’ll be back” with that it was just you and Isaac.

He stared at you, eyes trailing over your figure, stopping at your exposed legs-the shorts you had on left little to imagination-a direct contrast from the baggy hoodie you wore. “So you did have a wet dream about me” you shook your head, avoiding his gaze, looking down at your phone-spamming messages to Stiles and Scott. “What was it about?” you tried not to focus on his chemosignals-or the way his voice sounded-and the way his gaze felt like it was burning into you.

He moved from his seat, sitting next to you on the couch-grabbing the remote from between your thighs, letting his fingers brush against your skin for a moment. “So we’re not gonna talk about it?” “I don’t wanna talk about it Lahey.” “Why? You don’t wanna admit that you want me to fuck you?” your eyes widened at his bluntness. He leaned over, closer to your face.

“Lahey shut the hell up” “y’know it makes sense that you were fucking Raken, you were a lot nicer then-maybe you just need a little relief” you let out a deep breath, trying to ignore his breath against your ear and neck. “Or maybe I’m mean because I don’t sleep enough. Let’s use our thinking caps” he laughed, leaning closer, his lips a few millimeters away from your ear “I could put you to sleep” 

He heard your breath hitch, he could smell your chemosignals-the arousal practically radiated off of you. You felt his lips against the side of your neck-peppering small kisses along the skin. You tried to ignore him-but you couldn’t. “Isaac-stop” he lightly grazed his teeth along your skin before pulling away. “Tell me what the dream was about and I’ll move” you bit your lip, looking down at your hands.

“We just-uh-y’know. It wasn’t all that” “you’re lying-your heartbeat skipped-so tell me the truth” his dominant tone brought heat to your face-and to your core. “What were we doing-what was I doing” you let out a slight whimper at his fingers lingering on your thigh. 

“Isaac-” “I love the way you say my name” his lips were back on your neck, except this time you tilted your head, giving him more room. “Was it something like this?” his hand trailed further up your thigh, gently spreading them-then squeezing your inner thigh-making you whimper. “Or maybe like this” his teeth bit down on your skin-earning a moan from you. 

His fingers moved towards your heat-you bit your lip resisting the urge to buck your hips. He was now licking and sucking marks into your skin, one of your hands in his hair-lightly tugging at the roots. “What happens next?” you gave in, your other hand on top of his, guiding it to your clothes heat “if you don’t tell me what to do-I won’t do it” you whimpered.

“Isaac-please” he smirked, kissing your skin again-except he moved his hand past your heat, traveling upwards, under your hoodie-feeling the warmth from your skin. You didn’t expect him to keep trailing his hand up-grabbing one of your breasts-massaging it. “Isaac-” “God-never stop moaning my name” “you’re a cocky asshole” your words were whimpers, making him smirk. 

He moved away from you, helping you pull the hoodie off, tossing it on the ground, leaving you in a bralette and shorts. He got off the couch, standing in front of you, dropping to his knees. You watched him rub his hands against your thighs, trailing them upwards, tugging at the waistband of the shorts. “Take them off-please Isaac” with that he was pulling them down-alongside your panties. 

You closed your legs once they were off-biting your lip, looking down at him. He slowly pulled them apart, trailing kisses against the skin. He looked up at you, getting closer and closer to your core-then he stopped. “You gonna tell me what happens next now?” you groaned “Isaac just fucking eat my pussy and shut the hell up” he laughed “there she is” with that he licked a stripe up your center, repeating the motion a few times before swirling his tongue around your clit. “Oh fuck-” “feel good hmm?” “yes-fuck isaac” your hands were in his hair, tugging at the strands, trying to grip something.

He wrapped his lips around your clit, sucking on it before moving back, spitting on it then taking it back in his mouth. He knew he was doing it for show-but he also knew how turned on you were right now. His tongue moved lower, teasing you-moaning against your center. “Please-fuck please” he stared up at you, taking in your facial expressions, the slight arch to your back, the way your lips were slightly parted while your eyes were shut. 

Your moan was almost animalistic when his tongue started darting in and out of you at a fast pace-as if he was claiming you as his own. In the moment you were his-and this was his way of showing you that. He felt you bucking your hips, so he got even closer to you, one of his hands holding the top of your thigh-practically pinning you between the couch and him. 

“Fuck me” your words dragged and he smirked, continuing his fast motions-lapping up all of your wetness-trying to collect every last drop of it. He loved the way you tasted, and the way you were practically dripping for him. He moved his tongue back up to your clit, flicking it at a fast pace before sucking on it again-making you moan louder and louder.

You didn’t expect two of his fingers to slide into your entrance, curling perfectly, hitting that velvety spot inside of you that made your toes curl while you all but begged for your orgasm. The coil in your abdomen getting tighter and tighter at the feeling of his mouth against your clit-fingers moving at a fast pace inside of you. 

“I’m gonna cum-fuck Isaac I’m gonna cum” he slid a third finger into you-making you buck your hips, while he sucked on your clit. You felt the coil finally pop-your thighs shaking around him-your head fell back-your back arching against the couch. He moaned against you-but he didn’t expect you to squirt-however he let out a satisfied hum at the motion-his tongue lapping up your release before sliding back into your entrance. 

He tongue fucked you-listening to your moans, feeling your hips buck against him. You were a moaning mess above him, the overstimulation already setting in while he kept his harsh movements up. When you were on the brink of another orgasm he used his fingers to rub against your clit, pushing you over the edge again.

Then he looked up at you, licking his lips. You were trying to catch your breath, your hands still in his hair-your wetness covering his chin. “Y’know usually I get to kiss the girl before I have her screaming my name” you blinked a few times, processing what he said “fuck you Lahey” “trust me-you will” your eyes widened, but he just stood up, picking you up like you were nothing, throwing you over his shoulder-smacking your ass before walking you back to your room then placing you on the bed.

“So how’d we fuck in your dream” you bit your lip again, not wanting to admit it. “If you don’t tell me-I’ll edge you all night” you watched him take off his shirt while kicking off his shoes-before unbuttoning his pants, staring at you. “You gonna answer my question?” you rolled your eyes, sitting up slightly, taking off the bralette-throwing it at him.

He watched you get on your knees, your face resting against your pillow-ass in the air-legs spread perfectly for him-and your arch. Seeing your arch made him moan. “Holy shit.” “Are you gonna fuck me or just stare at my pussy” his eyes widened at your words-taking off his pants and his boxers. 

He stroked himself a few times, staring at you-the way you wiggled your ass slightly-the way your pussy was glistening-reflecting the golden hues from the fairy lights on the ceiling. Your wetness dripping down your thighs slowly-and the way you reached back with one of your hands, showing him more of yourself.

“Isaac-please-I need you to fuck me” your whiney tone made him blush-he never took you as the vulgar type-hell he never took you as anything but innocent. Sure you had a temper-but you were always so reserved around him-he would’ve never thought you’d be lying face down ass up begging for his cock. He was quick with his movements, grabbing your hip-before stopping for a second.

“I’m on the pill Isaac-now fuck me” with that he lined himself up with your entrance-moaning at the feeling of your wetness against him-then he bottomed out in one quick stroke-the motion making you scream-your eyes flashing for a second before going back to normal. He didn’t give you any time to adjust-instead he kept his movements up-his hips snapping into yours-listening to your animalistic moans.

“You’re so fucking tight-fuck” you nodded your head, moaning, gripping the sheets. He was bigger than you were used to-but you loved every second of it. You were a moaning mess-fighting the urge to scream. Feeling your body get pushed past your limits-feeling him fuck you harder than you’d ever been fucked before. 

But it felt ethereal. 

He gripped your hip, his fingers were holding onto you tight enough to leave bruises against your skin-but you didn’t care-you’d heal anyways. He shifted the angle slightly, moaning when he felt you clench around him. “Isaac-fuck-right there-right fucking there” He continously hit your g-spot, listening to your lewd moans, and cries. 

You felt yourself getting closer and closer to another orgasm-and he sensed it. “You gonna cum again huh? Cum around my cock?” you nodded your head “yes-fuck yes” you moved one of your arms, trying to push him away-your orgasm coming too fast. Instead he gripped your arm, holding it behind your back, continuing his deep thrusts.

“You’re gonna fucking take it.” “please-isaac-fuck it’s too much” he laughed, his hips snapping into yours faster-you didn’t even think that was possible. You felt your eyes completely shift-but little did you know his did too. 

When your orgasm hit you screamed his name, begging him for more-not realizing that you’d been begging. He let out a guttural moan, clenching his jaw, fucking you through your orgasm. Then he pulled out, moaning-seeing the way your juices coated his cock-the sight of your fucked out pussy making him smirk. 

He leaned over, tongue back in your entrance, making you moan his name-the hand he was holding back now in his hair-while he lapped up your juices, then sucked on your clit for a few minutes. He pressed his tongue flat against your cunt-listening to you moan while he went back and forth between toying with your clit and tongue fucking you. 

You all but cried when your next orgasm washed over you-coating the lower half of his face in your juices again. “You taste so fucking good” you nodded your head against the pillow, slightly out of breath. He pulled away, watching your hips fall-laying flat against your bed. 

He helped you roll over, smacking your ass in the process. You lazily spread your legs, looking up at him with hooded eyes. He finally kissed you-your lips connecting-you moaned, tasting yourself. His lips were softer than you expected-one of your hands back in his hair. He realized you had a thing for his hair pretty quickly. But he liked the way you tugged it.

You weren’t even fighting for control-you let him have dominance over you-you liked it that way. His tongue explored the newfound territory and you moaned into the kiss-feeling his hand between your thighs, lightly rubbing your clit. He pulled back to catch his breath-but you bit his lower lip, making sure to tug it slightly before letting it go.

He trailed kisses down your jaw and onto your throat, moving down, kissing over your shoulders, biting into the skin-sure to leave a mark. Then he kissed between your breasts, moving to the right one, licking and sucking more marks into your skin-pulling your nipple between his teeth, hearing you moan at the feeling. 

When he moved to your left breast your back arched slightly, feeling his fingers speed up against your clit. Your breath hitched and you closed your eyes, moaning his name alongside a few curses. He knew you were going to cum again-so he quickened his motions-bringing you to the edge-but as soon as you said “I’m gonna cum-fuck Isaac” he stopped-pulling his fingers back.

“You’re not cumming unless I’m using my mouth or my cock. You understand that?” you nodded your head, looking at him with hooded eyes. At this point you’d do anything for another orgasm. “Fill me with your cock then” he blushed slightly, before shaking his head and lining himself up with your entrance-easing his way in this time. But when you moaned “more” he bottomed out.

You had him wrapped around your finger and didn’t even know. 

He didn’t bother with a slow pace-instead he grabbed one of your legs, resting your ankle against his shoulder, one hand on your thigh-the other reaching up, wrapping around your throat. You moaned at the feeling, gripping his forearm. 

Then he started pounding into you with no remorse, the sounds of your whimpers and moans only motivating him to keep going. For the most part your eyes were closed while he fucked into you-relishing in the feeling. That was the thing about being a werewolf-you had a high sex drive.

He let out a loud growl-feeling his orgasm building up faster and faster. So he fucked you faster and faster-hearing you scream his name in a chant-clenching around him-you were greedy for more. You opened your eyes-looking up at him, feeling the blue glow take over your pupils. He bit his lip, looking at you-seeing the primal side of you taking over.

“Isaac! I’m cumming! Fuck I’m cumming-yes-yes-yes” he bit his lip looking down at you, seeing your eyes roll back, feeling you clench around him-coating him with your release. He let out another guttural moan, his eyes flashing, a loud growl leaving his chest while he came-the feeling of him coating your walls in his release was euphoric.

He stayed like that for a second-then he took his hand off your throat, grabbing your ankle-holding your leg up before slowly pulling out of you, listening to your whimpers. He smirked when he looked down at the mess the both of you made-his cock covered in the mixture of your orgasms, your fucked out pussy dripping with the mixture of his cum and yours. 

“That’s so fucking sexy” you bit your lip, catching your breath-feeling your pussy dripping. You moaned when you felt him rub your clit more, trying to close your legs but he kept them open-his grip on your ankle tightened when he felt you try to move. “You’re gonna squirt again for me right?” his dominant tone made you nod your head “yes-fuck” your voice was low and your moans were raspy.

He slid two digits into your entrance, his thumb on your clit, his fingers against your g-spot while his thumb rubbed your clit. You felt your orgasm building up again-you were getting closer and closer. He moaned at the sight-feeling you clench around his fingers-sliding a third one into you. He kept his motions up, seeing your back arch and your eyes roll back, your orgasm flooding through you-taking over your senses-making you see stars.

Isaac let out an audible moan, watching you squirt, your thighs, his hand, and the bed under you were now an even bigger mess. “God I’m hard again” “So fuck me again” his eyes widened, not expecting that. “Are you sure you can take it?” you nodded your head, biting your lip “I’m a werewolf aren't I?” he dropped your leg, lining himself up with your sopping pussy, bottoming out again. 

This time he leaned over, kissing you while his hips pistoned into you-knowing the perfect angle, feeling you clench around him. Your nails dug into his back-one of your legs wrapped around his waist while he fucked you. 

“You’re so fucking pretty-fuck” you smirked, looking at him. “So-you think-I’m pretty?” your words were a mixture between a whimper and a moan. He rolled his eyes, kissing you again, swallowing your harsh moans-feeling your claws lightly dig into his skin-moaning at the sensation. 

It was so raw, primal, and it was sending him closer and closer. He pulled away from the kiss, some of his hair sticking to his forehead, one of his hands on your waist, holding you down. You didn’t know his hips could move any faster-but they did-and you were chanting his name, lost in a world of euphoria.

“I’m close-fuck” “cum in me Isaac-please-fucking fill me” he kissed your shoulder, moaning against the skin while he kept his pace up-then he felt it. He bit down on your shoulder-the intensity of that mixed with the pleasure from his cock made you scream-your final orgasm taking over-making you see stars-lost in a world of pleasure that you’d never experienced before. 

The two of you stayed like that for a few minutes, his head against your shoulder, your leg around his waist, hands against his back. He slowly pulled out of you, gently kissing your skin while you whimpered at the emptiness alongside the soreness. 

“Was it as good as your dream?” you lightly hummed, feeling yourself drifting closer to sleep. “You gonna fall asleep huh?” you shook your head-but you knew you were lying. “You can’t even talk” “mm-fuck off lahey” your voice was raspy, making him laugh. He got off of you-taking a second to grab a towel from your bathroom, wetting it, then cleaning the mess up between your thighs-you hardly registered the motions. 

By the time he laid down next to you, you were asleep. He smiled, wrapping an arm around you, nuzzling his head in the crook of your neck, and slowly drifting off to sleep with you.

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[zhuhongs]

もういい！！ I'm legit going fucking crazyyyyy... i swore up and down that i love studying chinese so taking these classes would be a breeze for me. but im fucking tiredddd. i feel like there's no joy left in me when i study.

We go through this book so fast, I'm too busy cramming 5 dif grammer structures into my head more than i have time to fully process the 20 smth new words we just learned. And then our teacher is like "hmm, ive noticed yalls pronunciation is bad... this is definitely bc you dont listen to the audio CD and not bc we barely speak 1 on 1 in class." and im like 老師 i listen to the the CD, but listening to someone say it is never gonna help me if i don't repeat it constantly. i mean i can speak in my free time but its gonna be by myself and if i make a mistake I'm gonna drill that mistake in my head before im able to be corrected by you. and our hw is never like what we learn in class!!! and then she's super hard on our hanzi when she never shows us the stroke order. we just follow the book but seeing a real person do it is much better and like. i dont really think this is her fault either. we only have a limited time and the point if the class is to pass an arbitrary amt of lessons bc of a lot of logistics and other stuff and like. i know my teacher is aware of these things and she tries her best, the fault rlly doesnt lie with her. but god am i frustrated. yk like i see all my roommates in level 1 having the legit easiest lessons. like not even bc i already know the grammar, but like they tell me what they do in class and its simple but overall lacks good teaching structure and idk. i really feel like the whole language center doesnt really teach us effectively. its more like rote memorization. and im just like.. welp. i was trying to be hard working bc i dont rlly have any friends but im overall just stressed and annoyed but its okay... i just need to rant and be angry and i can carry on. but god, yea i miss my old university. I'm so out of my element here but its okay. regardless of the outcome, thus is valuable experience. but yk... sighs