#idk but jusge them please

[selfshippinglover]

Everyone feel free to do! I’m curious and this is lots of fun! :DD

(Reblog with ur results )

DNI MAPS OR PEOPLE THAT THINK SHIPPING KIDS WITH ADULTS IS OKAY

[regretevator-confessions]

can people, idk, STOP INFANTILIZING PILBY pleaseee the creator said they dont like it!! lil bud us NOT a kid and is in fact, “old as hell” and just AGGHH pleaseee i hate when people are like “ermm i hc pilby as a kid!!!” NOO YOU DONT SHHHH also jusg a smidge off topic but i just HAGE THE “i hc pilby and mach as a mother child dynamic!!!” LIKE WHY NOOOO PLEASE STOP THESE SHENANIGANS AND DONT ATTACK THE SHIPPERS!!! in fact i ship them myself so what if im more yuriful than you??? you jeallous!!! yeah pilby and mach are my fav characters i will die on this hill! ✊✊

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[comfort-in-space]

ME Andromeda. I am enjoying it but i can’t ignore the fact that this games lore and where it fits in the universe/timeline.

Andromeda would make a hell of a lot more sense and just be more enjoyable to people who played the trilogy - if it the initiative left after the events of Me3.

And I’m talking a couple hundred years afters.

Like after the events of the reaper war everyone was so shook and scared of the possibility of it happening again that the Andromeda initiative was created to give life a shot in a new galaxy. Created in collaboration with all races and maybe Ai (if you didn’t destroy them)

Plus if it took place after the events of the original ME trilogy you could see the consequences of all your actions. ME3 especially with the final choice and how that played out.

• If you destroyed all Ai, it would make sense that SAM is a controversial addition to the pathfinders.

• The Synthesis ending would work perfectly with the andromeda initiative. Alec even believes being one with Ai is life’s ultimate end goal.

IM JUSG SO UPSET - THE POSSIBILITIES WERE RIGHT THERE

MASKLESS QUARIANS apart of the initiative!!!

Krogan free of the genophage looking to continue the life of their people in a new galaxy

MAYBE a return of protheans as cloning became more advanced. restarting the race idk

Shepard and the crew of the normandy being honored in some way on the arks for their contribution to life.

A united front of all species working together looking to put the past behind them to do something new and grand.

——

I had expected to see the consequences of my actions from the og trilogy and I’m disappointed.

Im still enjoying the game but I can’t help but think if what it could’ve been.

No spoilers for Andromeda please <3

[i-am-beckyu]

Oh no saps not clumsy hes jusg got anger issues n no idea wbats happening.

Idk i was just doodling mers cause tail right n then that idea cam n suddenly it was perfect.

And yes Sapnap does get worse in the story cndnsn

Not even a tinsy but clumsy?

And man gots issues and fire ain’t the way to solve it :/

I just love mers okay. You mention mers, I’m captivated. You draw mers, you have my attention. Write about them and I’m literally chained to the words.

How to set a beckyu trap: mers

And please give sapnap some kind of redemption at the end. I needs my comfort swuishy

NEEEEEED IT!

[pristine-rose]

Aphrodisiac

⊹ characters : la signora, jean, ningguang (separate)

⊹ synopsis : though they are normally calm and composed, you have a trick to drive them to a point of desperation

⊹ warnings : technically DUB-CON⚠️**, drug/aphrodisiac use, overstimulation, thigh riding (ning), strap-on (jean, referred to as a cock/dick after first mention), tongue riding (signora), dom reader

⊹ female reader (afab, she/her usage), not beta read

** all have kinda clearly had sex with reader before, however the dubcon warning is there bc, yk, unexpected drugging

fair warning guys i’m half drunk rn writing most of this (esp ning) so idk jusg take it LMAO. the only thing savjng this fic rn is my autocorrect. so sorry about the grammar

⊹ LA SIGNORA

You slipped it in her wine before she arrived to the dinner table, you sly little menace.

She was completely unaware of any mischievous intent you perhaps carried, sipping away casually as she ate. It was like any normal dinner to her, in which she dined with her lover as per usual. That is, until her body grew more sensitive, of course.

The slightest of movements—from her thighs rubbing together, or her own clothes rubbing against her nipples—brought her pleasure that shot straight down to her core. She tried to hide it from you. It was embarrassing for a lady like her to be feeling such things in front of the dinner table.

But one thing led right to the other, and she supposed you noticed it (or perhaps intended it)—her shameful state.

And now she was your dessert at the dining table, right on her chair.

You sat on the tiled floor with your back right up against the legs of her chair. Your head was tilted up, so that the back of your head was laying right down on the cushion. And there she “sat,” in all her aroused glory, bouncing her hips up and down onto your tongue like some animal in heat.

Her hands were gripped tightly on the back frame of the chair, practically holding on for dear life.

As much as she’d love to control her moans, she couldn’t—she was just far too sensitive right now. Every little breath that came out of her mouth contained some sort of whiney moan. Her eyes were half shut just to take in the pleasure as she almost fell from her position each time.

And your tongue was absolutely relentless on her—the way you sucked mercilessly on her clit, and the way your tongue dived deep. It was too much and she almost couldn’t take it anymore.

She would get off from sheer embarrassment of doing this in the middle of the dining area, but she couldn’t. Not when your hands practically held her thighs down like some restraint, even after she stopped bouncing. And even if she did, she wasn’t even sure she could stand with the intensity her thighs were trembling.

“S-stop,” she quietly whined down to you. She looked down at you, your face right under her body, so focused on licking her up. And when she begged those words, you looked up at her with a mischievous glint in your eyes, and you only sucked her cunt even harder.

Her head threw back with the loudest moan she let out that night.

“Please,” she trembled. “‘M so sensitive right now... Gonna ruin the seats…”

Your fingers dug into her her thighs a bit—she could only assume that was your way of laughing. But that didn’t matter. At least, the aphrodisiac didn’t make it matter. It was so good it hurt, and she was sure this is the most pleasure she’s ever felt.

So embarrassing, to cut dinner short just because she so was horny. And to think she was doing it now, getting eaten out right in the open area of her dining room where her maids can just waltz right in and out to see the both of you.

The way you just reached under her dress with your tongue, and the way she begged for it, bouncing up and down, and even grinding on your sweet muscle.

She gasped as she reached her second climax already for tonight, and dessert was served straight to your tongue. You grabbed her hips, and pushed her upwards, just to give yourself air to breathe and swallow down her cum. She was panting wildly in both shame and absolute stimulation.

But only seconds later, she placed herself right back on your tongue.

⊹ JEAN GUNNHILDR

She was working when you did it.

But her biggest weakness is denying you.

So when you waltzed right into her office with a cute little vial of pink liquid that you claimed Lisa made for me!—she tried to ignore you at first.

But you were so tempting with the way you placed the rim of the glass right against your own lips. She watched as you took a rather decent amount into your mouth, neared her, and then roughly kissed her as she gasped.

She immediately tasted the sweet liquid spilling into her mouth from yours, and she did not hesitate to swallow the mixture of the drink and your saliva. If anything, the action already made her feel lightheaded.

Your intentions were obvious; you always tried to find a way to distract her from her work, after all. Sometimes it would work, sometimes it wouldn’t. So when she faltered and gave you a cute little puppy-dog look of pleading arousal, she realized you had her right where you wanted.

Jean constantly whined at the feeling of your strap stretching her walls. You sat down on her office chair with your silicone strap sprung to life, and she was leaned forward a bit on the table.

Using the edge of the desk as leverage for her hands, she moved her hips up and down your dick, giving you a nice view of her backside as you leaned back comfortably to enjoy. You watched her pretty pussy take in your cock from behind—the way her lips wrapped around the silicone with wet sounds.

Her hips were shaking from the act. She could barely even continue with the feeling of it going in and out the more she moved.

“I… I can’t—!” she cried. “Please… ‘s too much. Can’t keep going.”

She heard you giggle behind her at her misery like a sadist. But before she could complain at such humiliation, her body was harshly pushed forward to be bent over the desk, and your strap was pushed deep into her cunt. She cried out a loud moan on impact, her face planting down on the cold wood once you pushed her upper body down.

You slowly leaned back once, then slammed right back in, and she came with the spasm of her body. She orgasmed hard—her cum spilled from her thighs down to the floor and she was sure she was going to squirt any time soon if you kept this up.

And of course you did; she was so cute when she was sensitive like this. The little sweet drug you gave her heightened all her sexual senses, and so the pounding of your cock into her walls only felt more pleasurable. She was unsure if she could even take it any longer.

But her body didn’t stop squirming as it continuously took in your pounding member. She felt the edge of the desk push up right against her thighs at every thrust. That was surely going to leave lines on her thighs, but she didn’t care. If anything, the feeling of them only made things even more pleasurable due to the added marking and slight pain on her skin.

The sounds of your cock slamming into her were so wet—the sound itself was so erotic, and though she couldn’t see it in action, the sound itself still turned her on.

Jean attempted to plant her hands down on the table for leverage to arch her back, but wouldn’t even do so in her hazy state of mind. Instead, she tried, and she failed. She continuously tried to hoist herself up, but each pound of your hips right against her ass just sent her tumbling back down onto the hardwood.

She couldn’t quite voice it, but she loved the feeling, though. This drug somehow made everything so noticeable and especially more pleasurable. Even the small feeling of her own cum running down her thigh was enough to made her leg shake.

She couldn’t stop moving. You had to hold down her pathetically squirming body just to give her sweet release.

⊹ NINGGUANG

It started out with a serving of tea.

That wasn’t off in the slightest. Whenever she was stressed working through documents in the early hours, you came at two in the morning just to give her the most calming of teas.

And tonight was no different.

Maybe she didn’t notice your excited behavior because of her work. Perhaps she was just too busy to see the little smirk on your face. However…

She wasn’t distracted enough to notice things once her pussy began to burn from arousal.

Damn you. You planned this out. She realized this once the position made it clearer—you asked her earlier if you could sit on her office chair, which she obliged to. And so you were sat chest-to-chest, with you on the chair and her on your lap.

Everything was fine. She was leaned over your shoulder and working on her documents while you rubbed circled on her hips and waist until the drug began taking affect. And good Gods… the manner in which her legs were spread around your body did not help her initial squirming

And now she was here—though she didn’t know how it ended up this way—rutting like some animal on one of your thighs.

Her breath reeks of sin every time it brushes against your ear. Needle little whines spill from her lips as she ruts against your thigh, and she’s so obviously aroused with the way you even feel her juices drip down your skin.

Her usually formal composure just completely collapses in this moment—all she cares for is getting off on your thigh. You can feel the lips of her clit flipping back and forth on your skin, and even the desperate pressure of her hips grinding down on you.

You laugh at her weak state for just a moment, causing her to release a breathy whine of complaint right into your ear.

You shiver a bit at the airy contact, and your body reacts on its own. On instinct, your leg jolts.

Ningguang lets out a near scream at the shift. It hit just right against against her clit, then she moaned at the feeling of her own juices spilling out even more on to your thigh. How embarrassing, for the Tianquan of Liyue to be so sensitive to the littlest of things. So little, that even a mere shift of movement has her crying out in pleasure.

This was definitely a mistake, however; perhaps her mind wasn’t hazy enough to realize this. For you took advantage of her dramatic reaction. She already felt dread pooling in her stomach when your hands dives to grab at her hips in such an mischievous way, grounding her in place.

“Let… let me move…” she starts to beg. Her hips try to fight against the hold you have on her body, which was being held down by your hands. She’s able to move against it, or course—and maybe it was the drug giving her such strength. But it wasn’t enough resistance to continue her previous pace in grinding, though. Please please please. She was so close to her high, too.

“Settle down,” you told her simply. And if she had half her brain right now, she would’ve hit down on your earlobe.

But before she could even consider it, your leg bounced.

It hit right at her little bud—more movement than she ever received from you tonight thus far.

And then you released your hands, still tightly gripping her hips, started to move. You practically ragdolled her body back and forth on your thighs, simultaneously bouncing it up and down. It wasn’t as fast of a pace as before, but dear Archons. Each hit from your leg bounce, the roughness of your hands as you moved her entire lower body…

She was whining in your ear nonstop from this. Just what did you slip in her tea that made her so pathetic? So vulnerable?

So sensitive?

After a while, it began to hurt as much as it felt good. The drug definitely heightened all her senses, and somehow each bouncing hit on her cunt felt even harder than before. It was so much pleasure, you could hear her almost start crying into your ear.

“‘S too much…” she quietly whined. Ningguang, always do diplomatic, still attempted to swallow down her moans. She cried, “I swear… slow down.”

By now, your thigh was practically drenched from her wetness and her cum. She was sliding so easily, and you can only imagine how her clit must feel against her slick skin. But instead of complying to her request, you moved one of your hands to the top of your thigh, and jutted out a knuckle on top of the flesh.

Ningguang didn’t notice this until her clit, sliding up your thigh, hit roughly right on your knuckle. She threw her head back, and you could almost laugh at the choked gasp she let out. You weren’t even surprised when she came right there and again on your thigh.

She was so sensitive tonight; came a lot more than usual, and reacted a lot more, too.

Perhaps you should start doing this whenever she seems a little stressed.

hELP ME J ACCIDENTALLY STUCK MY AIRPOD INTO MY VASELINE INSTEAD OF RHE CASE IM NEVER DRINKGING AGAIN

[kirbytripledeluxe]

Once you have beaten Kirby and the Forgotten Land, please rate Kirby's copy abilities from most favourite to least favourite.

ill be honest i dont really gravitate towards copy abilities anymore outside of when i need them in puzzles... that being said im going in reverse order from what u said, least fav to fav. something something suspense idk

drill

was really finicky (is that the word?) and more often than not i just got hit while using it... cool concept tho!

needle

UNFORTUNATELY. i haven't upgraded to crystal needle so this could change but i jusg . idk its hard to use for me

sleep

VERY CUTE AND USEFUL AS HELL WHEN ITS UPGRADED but i didn't use it like. at all until the ultimate cup

tornado

again, just didnt use it much. from what i know its hell of a lot more easy to control that it was in rtdl so ill give it that

cutter

i love chakram cutter its my BABY but alas..... i didn't use it too often...

ranger

gun kirby. what can i say.

hammer fire and bomb

i used these guys equally and they were very fun to use in combat :]

sword

look... its a classic. plus it can be upgraded to meta knight and ive always wanted to use galaxia

crash (more specifically time crash)

LITERALLY MADE FOR THE BEST TREASURE ROAD EVER also its funny to use on bosses

ICE MY ABSOLUTE BELOVED

MY SWEETIE. I LOVE ICE SKATING IN THIS GAME AND WITH THE FROSTY HAT I CAN MAKE LITTLE SNOWMEN..... i fucking haaate snow in general dont get me wrong but i always have fun with this ability

[ungodlygodtiers]

Seer of Breath, please. Also this is a good very perfectly normal blog, yes good.

hullo hullo, and yes, this blog is totally normal.

so, seer of breath, eh? the first thing i think of for this is someone who can see breath, like how in the winter you see someone exhale. anywhooo

a seer understands/guides/is guided by their aspect. so i suppose you guide people with your IMMENSE knowledge of breath, aka uhh fuckin freedom n shit. ur a gotdam hippie, my guy. mot that thats bad, i can dig it. u seem like the kinda guy who rides in a van and does palm readings

i digress tho. quadrants??

♠️- ur gonna have beef with uhh the page of time. idk why. maybe they screwed up ur groove.

♣️- get a bard of life to chill u, they’ll calm u by giving u the sweet release of death

♥️- love a fucKIIINNNNNN UHHHHHGGHGH lord of heart. once again, dunno why. i feel like u can be pompous together.

♦️- thief of void. u can like veg out together, get high, u know.

powers-

bong water- give someone second degree burns by throwing ur bong at them. trust me it works.

jusge judy- u can see the motives of other players. judge them. do it.

whimsical wooshy woo- if someones arguing with u, show them ur whimsical wooshy woo to shoosh them. huehuehue

conclusion-

we’re seer buddies, n i love u. good luck with windy thing. also- make ur land the land of wind and weed.

[redxblueihateloveyou]

SOMEONE JUST COMMENTED THAT THEY THINK WANGXIAN WASN'T ANGSTY ENOUGH UNDER MY WANGXIAN FIC WHERE I DRAGGED OUT THE TIME LAN ZHAN WAS WAITING FOR WEI WUXIAN (YK THOSE GODFROSAKEN YEATS HE WAS DEAD) BY LITERALLY WRITING EVERYTHING IN HIS POV AND MAKING IT SO THAT WEI WUXIAN'S SOUL CAN ONLY SENSE THE LONGING OF SOMEONE, BUT HE CAN'T TELL WHO IT IS SO HE JUSG CHALKS IT UP TO RANDOM ADMIRERES. THIS APPARENTLY WASN'T ANGSTY ENOUGH SO I'M HAVING A GREAAAAAT DAY WHAT ABOUT YOU

lol don you yell at me! xD

well, idk, to me creative process is very subjective, so I rarely get why even ppl leave such comments, bc like you can have your own opinion, but forcing it on the creator is just plain weird, like if you want something different, just move on or try and write your own 50k fic of just LZ missing WWX, if you want. it's just not really for u to decide what amount of ansgt the author decided to include in their fic and whether he wants or not for it to be the focus point.

there's also a difference between a constractive critisism and just different opinions, and "it wasn't angsty enough" is a personal opinion, which I don't know what to even answer with except for "we have agree to disagree" or "well does it look like I care" or "sorry I didn't write 5 chapters of LZ crying over the empty bottle of emperor's smile and slashing his wrists" lmao

or do u have to write like 10 different versions and be like "if u prefer angst level 1 click the link 1, if u prefer angst 5, click link 5"? lolz

tbh I don't even get negative commenting under fics in general, bc even if I have fics I strongly dislike for example, I never go and write smth like "oh but thats not what I wanted at all" bc it seems dumb, I'll just go and look for smth else that's closer to how I feel, that's all.

like I can heavily dig into someone's meta with fact and stuff, but not fic or vid or art or smth, you know. I'll just pass by smth I disliked and I'll comment on what I loved, I won't even waste my time to write "hey, this is what I disliked about your fic...", even if it's wildly OOC and I have some good points like "hey, 1stly, LZ would never spit on the ground, bc it's LZ".

but writing stuff like "I think it'd be better with more of this or that" is just wild to me, bc like I don't think that's how it works.

but also like pls take it easy, like I honestly live and breathe on comments, but I also like would lose all of my hair if I took some of them so close to the heart bc holy shit the things I've read haha

like once under my "us against the world" wangxian vid someone commented "reupload this vid without this scene" like thats it, literally, not even "can u reupload" or "pls reupload" which would be also weird, but still. it was just super funny to me, bc I still sometimes think, what the hell is going on inside of ppl's head when they write smth like that, but anyways I laughed really, by my sis just got super mad about it and went berserkers under it, which was also funny lmao

but anyways, once u put smth out on the internet, be prepared to encounter weird, rude and dumb ppl, its inevitable, just brush them off and focus on nice ones, otherwise you'll just get mad and upset and no one needs this. I know some of this is involuntarily stick sometimes, but when it's smth this dumb, try not to get so worked up about it. u can of course answer with smth sarcastic, but I just feel that those who write some unnecessary negativity probably hate to be ignored, so maybe just delete xD

and like once again, you can't please everyone and I don't even see the point of trying tbh. so just u do u and fuck this honestly haha

p.s. I'm super great, it's my birthday soon, I just finished the most amazing drama, I'm on cloud nine recently haha.

[danieyells]

I'm getting so tired of ny chest

I'm getting so zo tired if ut and i'm pretty sire my tits are hurting me and they're making me more exgausted and it'sbeen garder to breathelately Nd i want them OFF RIGHT NIW idk how mych of this is dysphoria and hie much is psmicking over my own body/health/comfort but they'revawful, they'revfuckibg tumors içve beenbtrying to get is of them for years but it's so fuckin hard and my insyranxe abd piastic surgeons din't mix well and i just

I feel like i'm gonna burst into tears id anic or smth

I onlt have insurNcr becuse fir somevreason i haven't been dismissed despitw my super long jedical leVe, and i have very literally negative moneyvto get a reduction done locally but my insuranxe has a "get unnecessary medical procedures dibe for free" thing but none of their doctora are local so i have tobgo to texas but theyvwon't ket me do it alone zbd jy aubtbus tge pnly obeceho fan fo with me abd she's gonba ve bust for another month or rwo abd who knows if that'llvstill be an option by then

I am so so tired you guys tired and in pain and anxious and upset and i think i'm vreaking down i think i'm either getting near my limit or i'm just gonna have a hard crash and recover and cary on as always but

Holy fuck

I want this to be over i wwnt these fuckin things off me for so many reason si ha ethem icm so stressed out in so much pain and so tired and i just

I want this part of my life over please please i want thesr things off of me if i could take a knife to them and do it manualky i fuckin wood i jst rom't 2wnt this anymore i wanna be able to walk around and breathe and wesr things without them being tight aroundthe fhest i'm jusg so fuckin done ei fuciin eon3 this needs to end i wknso tired my shoulders my neck my back everything hurts there is no comfortable position to exist in there is ni bra big nenougu i van't escape them by sleeping or lying down i just

I wanna stop i ant this to end i just want my tirs fone i'k half tempted to do something reckless/dangerous maybr then idk idi my brain said 'being in a hospital they'll fix you somehow' and i have no basis for that but i just want it oer

It hurts to exist even more lately

I'k so so tired abdbthing shurt and nowhere is comfottable or safe or q relief

And ofc because of all of this i missed my theraoist aoot yesterday so the pwrson i can cry to i didnct get to cry to

Maybe i'll call her and flvent later if i have the energy

Maybe i can gext my aunt

Maybe i can take painkillers and hope i don't feel so shitty in a few hours

I donct eanns get up i don't wanna exist god infeel wo vrwppy andntired and nothinfnelse