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#idk all the ages r vague please im begging u make ur adults look like adults........
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Splentoby plas
fine. ok. ill do this. PLEASE keep in mind in these headcanons toby isn't a minor and that we can assume he's 19+ (he doesn't have a set set canon age? he supposingly dies before age 20 idk man it's vague please don't drag me into discourse i headcanon him as an adult in non au settings)
splendor hcs / splendortoby. yall asked for it. if i get hung im blaming u guys
also these r months old they're from amino. let's go
he can move his face and mouth! it's not forever stuck like (:
- he listens to nightcore unironically look me in the eyes and tell me he doesn't
- he is pansexual!! n cis
- he lowkey feels isolated and lonely from the others, trying his best to be a help but nobody rlly appericates it so he's :(
- he has magical capabilities! he can summon little things around him (think maybe the wadern from superjail?) like ie he will move his hands and a rainbow comes out of his hand
- he fucking LOVES minecraft and for the first 4 times he played he tried to like tame a creeper and BEN was just "you can Not Do That Splendor"
"he's my friend!!!!!!"
"you can tame how many animals and you try to tame an enemey splendor he will blow you up"
"): my friend..."
- he tends to get a lot of romantic crushes on humans but is terrorfied of pursuing them because he's!!! an ugly monster n their :3 to him
- he has an ability to make himself invisible to adults and only visible to kids/those who can 'believe' that he uses in public because slenders always like. "DON'T SHOW UR IDENTITY TO THE H U M A N S!!!!!!!"
- he likes 80's music a fucking lot. like. a LOT.
- he's friends w/ sally (duh), BEN (the one who got him into Minecraft), Jane, EJ and Toby!!!!
- he had feelings for jane until she was just "sorry, i like girls" and he was
"!!!! I do too!!!!! You funky lil lesbian keep it up!!!!!!!!"
- HE DOES HAVE A HUMAN FORM !!! he's the only slender who has a soild human form! However it drains him a lot to use it so he doesn't use it a lot,,,,
- he cries gold!!!! Liquid, his blood is like? pastel blue? his body liquids r pastel gore basically
- he, yes, is a brony. his favorite is pinkie pie
- he doesn't have a secret evil form shut the fuck up and let me have my son!!!!! i refuse!!!! no!!!!!!!!!!! he does NOT!!!!!!!!
- he has had a weird crush on toby for a while and he's never mentioned anything because "that is,, someone who works for my brother,,,,,,,that is,,,,, his proxy,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,"
- his human name is Romeo!!!!!!!!
- he's a huge mommas boy :3 he calls her everynight to tell her he loves her and she's just "okay cool" and he's "!!!!!!!SLEEP WELL"
- he's fucking shitfaced scared of zalgo lmao
okay im gonna indulge in this weird crack ship for three seconds here wait
- toby always rides on his back!!!!!!
- splendor always leaves him candy and stuff in his room anonymously or notes and toby's just "huh who did this" but than one time he saw splendor sign something and he was
"it's YOU??????????"
- toby: this is my giant monster boyf-
splendor, crying: am i a monster
toby: GOD NO I LOVE YOU
- slender finding out is just "literally what the fuck idc anymore do what by any means you guys want ive seen it all now"
- toby always also rides on his tendrils!!! he uses them as swings fuck you this is my headcanon list I'll do what i want
- they go to the fair n stuff when it's town n splendor goes into his human form and they have a good Time!!!!!!
- splendor gets toby really cute binders w/ designs n stuff!!!!! To make him feel a lot better abt himself and toby loves it half to death
- toby, crying: i don't know im sorry i never told you i was trans. please don't think of me different.
splendor, a creature that's been living for centuries, 11 feet tall w/ vague human traits: i would NEVER
- tobys the first human splendor has ever been w/!!! and he rlly rlly cares abt toby and feels super comfy w/ him
- splendor is v insecure abt being u know an eldrich creature so toby always compliments his 'monster' traits and splendor goes "!!!! O W O!!!!"
- toby uses splendor's tendril bells to stim sometimes and splendor happily let's him
- romeos human form has a ton of fucking freckles and when he goes into his human form toby goes fucking BONKERS he LOVES IT
- splendor in his human form: a-aha toby are you ready to go out,,,,,
toby, paniking: WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT DID YOU DO TO SPLENDOR
splendor: AAAAAAAAAA
- toby slips up and calls splendor Romeo in front of slender and slenders like
"who...who are you referring to?"
"SPLENDOR I MEAN YOUR BROTHER SIR"
"how the fuck do you know his human name"
"uhm"
- jeff: how do you feel about your emplyoee fucking your brother lmao
slender: please
slender: leave my office. please. im begging you jeffery just fucking go
(THEY DON'T ACTUALLY FUCK PLEASE)
- this situation makes slender say fuck a lot lmao
- toby likes sitting on splendor a lot n its just he's on his ds yelling at his NintendoDog to sit down as splendor reads nariana and toby's just background noise screeching "MR. SNIFFLES SIT!!!!"
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