#idk I'm just getting really tired of having to see my wife be in constant agony from when she wakes up until she goes to bed

[doggirl-narcolepsy]

how is my mom being prescribed almost a thousand morphine pills to manage mild pain after having scar tissue broken up in her knee when she already gets 200mg tramadol every day... yet they could only give my wife with blood clots in both her legs and lungs a single sheet of 50mg tramadol to manage the pain after she got home...

[im-not-a-l0ser]

Okay, so inspired by @24-guy 's fic, Car Lights, I'm thinking of writing my own future fic. So here are my career ideas for them? Please give me feedback. They'd be about 25-27 yrs old.

Steph- Architect

Pete- Amature Writer (who feels constant guilt over his wife being the breadwinner and not using his own academic success to get a good job)

Ruth- Aspiring Actress, Camera Operator

Richie- Amateur/Recreational Director, Veterinarian

Max- Former Footballer, Current Daycare Worker

Trevor- Hair/Makeup Artist, Actor

Rudolph- Teacher

Kyle- Construction Worker

Jason- School Councillor

Brenda- Stay-At-Home Mom

Grace- Either House Wife or… uhhhh. Idk, prison? I don't see her leaving her religion, and back when we were hyper-religious, I genuinely can't think of more than maybe two women who had a job. Maybe something with accounting? Let's go with that. Or a receptionist/secretary.

That's all I've got for now. Please let me know if you think these are good, or if there are any I should change. I haven't started writing it yet, I'm just laying it out in my head.

For the record, my original idea for Richie was a Paralegal (which is kind of like a lawyer consultant), having him work with his Gruncle, Gary Goldstein. And that Brenda's decision to be a stay-at-home mom stems from her former job being terribly accommodating toward her pregnancy, and decided to quit.

I just felt like that was important to add. I know that it's enforcing heteronormative stereotypes, but I genuinely like the idea of her realising how much she liked being a mom after having her kid. Like, it was really stressful and tiring at first, but after she quit her job, it really helped a lot of that go away and she began feeling a closer bond with her children.

Children plural bc I'm giving her twins. My only younger siblings are twins, so that's what I have experience with.

Alternatively/Before she was a stay-at-home-mom, I think she'd be a pharmacist. I cannot explain why, I'm sorry, I don't know why.

Also, yes, I forgot Grace originally but shhhh. As you can see, there's a reason she wasn't there originally, I have no ideas.

[sashi-ya]

Day 13 with Marco please! Male/gn and chocolate. Any setting you would like!

Thank you!

Hi babe! Of course! I hope you like it! There is an nsfw second part for this day, that I'll post soon today! If you want, you could also read it! I'm sorry for the waiting! Merry Christmas! 💖

Chocolate. Marco x M! Reader Day 13: Red Noses From The Cold. (Part 1. SFW)

tw: it is written in third person, idk why to be honest. A little bit of angst since Marco is a doctor working on Christmas eve.

wc: 1022

Part 2 (NSFW)

He walks aimlessly, his boots have become wet from the accumulating snow on the streets. His boyfriend dumped him on Christmas eve, and all for the wrong reasons. “Who the fuck does that on Christmas?” he shouts to the sky, feeling the icy kisses of many snowflakes falling over his face.

Everybody seems to be enjoying Christmas but him. And of course, who gets dumped on Christmas? nobody but him… “enjoy your holidays” he spits with pure venom in his tone.

The sun has already set to a good night of sleep and it’s cold, as cold as the north pole. Now that he starts to feel exhausted, and the tips of his feet are wet he is noticing it. He spots a coffee shop right next to the local hospital, so he decides to enter and have something hot.

There were not enough sugary cappuccinos that man could ask to sweeten his life right now, but they were a great source of heat whatsoever. Oh but his eyes were indeed honeyed by watching a doctor that had just come inside the shop. A tall blond man, wearing glasses that rocks so perfectly dark blue scrubs. He looks tired, perhaps even sad.

The doctor asks for a tall espresso, no sugar in it. “Oh… he is probably going to have to stay all night” he thinks, while having a sip of his third beverage and following the image with his eyes of the sad man in scrubs outside the shop.

The bartender pulls him out of himself by placing her hand on his shoulder, “Sir, excuse me… we are about to close”. “Oh right, sorry” he says, and prepares to leave the place.

He walks outside grunting, he doesn’t want to come back home. If he does, he will remember… What's the point of being alone and sad on Christmas day?... He chooses to sit next to the closing coffee shop and lost in his own feelings he doesn’t notice someone is also sitting next to him.

Until he hears the sobbing of a man.

“Sir… are you ok?” he asks, noticing the hot doctor that he saw earlier is sitting right there, next to him, with wet eyes. “Oh… yes” the doctor mumbles, taking his glasses off and rubbing his eyes to wipe the accumulating tears. “You sure, man?”. “Well… not really. We had a case where a man lost his wife in a fire and we couldn’t do anything to save her… nor the baby she was carrying” he opens up, with a trembling voice and clear embarrassment on his face, as if it was his fault.

“I’m really sorry, but you did everything you could” he says, trying to comfort him but it doesn’t really work. Of course it wouldn’t, there are no words when these tragedies occur. Much less on special dates like these, I mean deaths hurt the same, but on a holiday? The constant reminder of a loss while everybody is joyful, must be the worst things to experience…

“And here I am complaining about that asshole that surely calls me back in a couple of hours when the champagne of the Christmas party bubbles up and gets to his head” he mumbles. “By the way, what’s your name?” he asks, handing the doctor a handkerchief. “Marco… What about you?” he asks, accepting the tissue right away. “I’m (Name), and I’m here because I’ve been dumped by my boyfriend on Christmas eve” he says, laughing sarcastically. “That sucks, man” Marco utters. “Yeah, but your situation is much worse, now I come to see that my loss it’s plain stupid compared to that poor man who lost his wife and son”.

Marco looks at him and takes his glasses off, the cold is making them foggy. Wiping the humidity away, he says “no lose is stupid. Pain’s subjective, sometimes some don’t even react to deep cuts, but others suffer with just a simple paper cut. Same happens with emotional pain. What I’m trying to say is that it doesn’t matter from where the pain comes, it’s how people feel it”. He puts his hand over his companion’s knee and pats it twice. Marco stands up and gives him a soft smile, “I suggest you go home soon. You are gonna catch a cold here, give him a call. Merry Christmas”.

The doctor’s straight nose has turned red, as well as his. But the cold seems not to bother any of you, since the warmth of a felt conversation was all they wanted. Both needed to be heard, both needed someone to be there. And he wonders if inviting a stranger to his house tonight would be bad… “Marco, is your shift ending or you have to stay the whole night?” he asks, all of a sudden.

“My shift has ended already, but I was planning on doubling up tonight… why?” “Would you like to come home and have something to drink? Since it’s Christmas and we are both a little depressed” he proposes, scratching his neck.

“Why not? let me pick my stuff up, and let's go”.

The way both of them chat in front of the fireplace feels like they’ve known each other for a long time. Christmas might have been saved after all…

“Would you like to have a cup of red wine, Marco?” he offers the doctor. “Well of course, (Name)”.

Soon the red noses weren’t from the cold, but from the alcohol flooding their veins. He rests his head over Marco’s lap, because something they didn’t even know what it was made them laugh like two dorks… but they were happy, really happy.

The laughing suddenly stops, when they realize how close to each other they are. Marco looks at him with a subtle smile and brushes his hair softly. He lets the cup of wine over the coffee table since they were sitting over a bunch of pillows on the floor.

Eyes fixed on each other’s; he can see the reflection of the fire burning next to them on Marco’s glasses…

“I couldn’t ask for a better gift this Christmas” 💖~

[koriyue]

Kitty… what have you done…

I can’t stop thinking about Childe as a secret agent for Snezhnaya. With Zhongli being the informant who seems to know too much, with Qiqi being a very forgetful child who somehow gets adopted because she’s a mind reader. And idk if you’re into reader inserts, but reader as an assassin who is just trying to make the world a better place—same as Tartaglia—and is feeling a little lonely about being single for so long, not to mention the rising suspicion about single women in Liyue.

Imagine Qiqi knows exactly who her parents are and what they do, but whenever she feels it’s important to reveal something about their secret occupations, her memory fails her and she just says something nonsensical yet utterly adorable. Imagine one day Childe is so tired from work that he accidentally brings his polearm home, and Reader asks if it’s “a new tool for concussive therapy” which makes him laugh, in awe and infatuated just a little. Reader who can’t cook, but tries so hard after noticing how tired Tartaglia is looking after the missions get rough. Childe panicking and talking to Zhongli about how his wife is stiff and curt with him, wondering what he did wrong when really it’s that Reader got hurt and is trying to prevent him from discovering it.

I love you for this idea but also I can’t stand it because I’m supposed to be studying for finals right now!!!! But I shall keep brainstorming and perhaps this will be one of the fics I work on over the summer. (It would be so fun to make it a multi chapter fic)

ZEBRA YOU ARE MY DREAM <3 god THIS. this this this! i love all of this and god,, thank you for feeding my brainrot,,,,

i clown him a lot, but the way he always puts family first,,, man,

more brainrot under the cut b/c it got lengthy!

okay first of all: one. childe would absolutely propose with the ring from a grenade. and two. i would obviously say yes on the spot.

something about childe being able to take off his mask in front of his makeshift family after keeping it on his entire life. poor guy's so unaccustomed to love and trusting others that he's just... malfunctioning when he begins to feel something other than indifference to reader and qiqi??? a constant stream of "a good spy must always hide his emotions" but he feels his cheeks warming and a smile threatening to show on his lips when he comes home.

omg the way his shoulders sag and the pinch in his eyebrows relax when he comes into the house and sees you and qiqi playing together. he's so used to being alone that when he says, "i'm home" he just. stops. pauses. because whoa. someone's here to welcome him home and he's happy about it.

the first couple of times, it's a punch in the gut. hot, scorching fear and something like disgust that lingers in his gut—b/c she shouldn't be relaxed. he shouldn't be happy. and his facade is up and he's focused on his mission. (it isn't until much later that the blistering heat mellows into a welcome warmth that traveled from his gut to his heart. and he can't bring it in himself to care :>)

childe... who is so used to accomplishing his mission and moving onto the next. and having to work out his stupid, bleeding emotions b/c frick he's in love. the constant seesaw between "this is my mission and nothing more" vs. "but i don't really want this mission to end" gGR GRGRGRR i want to see this man go through an emotional crisis >:))

I LOVE THE IDEA OF DOMESTIC CHILDE WHO LEARNS WHAT A FAMILY IS AND WHAT LOVE IS and then putting them first in a badly excused "it's for the mission" kinda way. "i must mask my emotions as a spy" but his eyes are smiling and his co-workers notice :( him going from "they are my contractual spouse" to "oh SHOOT why are they upset??? did i??? forget an anniversary??? 😨" and proceeds to shower them in gifts and take them out on a date 🥰

+ ALL THE CUTE DOMESTIC STUFF HE GETS TO DO WITH HIS FAMILY SOBBING

going to the aqaurium 🐠

THE CRUISE (hehe)

fruit picking?? 🍎

carnival / amusement park

bonus: qiqi innocently asking the both of them "are you guys going to kiss now?" and both of them screaming "NO!" (but their faces are red :>)

ANOTHER BONUS B/C JIGRJGIRGJ RIPS OUT MY HAIR: childe & qiqi cuddling together after a tiring day mimimimi

MY HEAD IS IN MY HANDS... ZEBRA.. IF YOU ACTUALLY WRITE THE FIC I WILL COMBUST, please write the fic i'm begging

[look-man-my-onions-are-hutching]

Thank you for your request! I ADORE Aro, especially how weird he comes off as!!! So let's get into it!!! Note: ill be using they/them pronouns for Aro's real mate and also im making stuff up as we go cause fuck Stephenie Meyer

For starters, I think his relationship with his wife is purely transactional, so there's no love involved. Plus they have an open relationship(in my mind)

When he first sees his real mate (at a vampire ball) his cold and calculating facade breaks into pieces and smiles (a truthful smile nonetheless!)

He makes a grand appearance inform them as a way to impress them and even asks them for a dance! (How scandalous)

They obviously decline, saying they can't dance and tries very hard to sound as polite as possible.

Cause you don't want to get on the Volturi's bad side let alone their attention

After many attempts (from Aro) to court them, they eventually say that their partner is waiting for them back home.

Aro is JEALOUS AF

They say their goodbyes leave

I should mention that the reason why they didn't recognise Aro as their mate was because they were too busy having a panic attack from being in the vicinity of powerful vampires that could and would kill them if they messed up

Aro in his jealous rage™ sends out people to spy on them and when he finds out that their partner is a wolf he almost explodes

Our vampiric capitalist is mad that he cant get what he wants boohoo

Do you know that scene in scot pilgrim against the world? Where one of the characters has a breakdown after Scott breaks up with her? That's what it looks like.

He sends them letters and gifts but they are constantly being returned

Sulpicia is having the time of her life (or death idk) cause now Aro feels how she feels

Eventually he gives up and goes directly to them

Weird stalker vibes

When they hear that they are his mate, they start questioning everything cause for them to feel their "bond" they have to feel safe and Aro doesn't inspire that in people

Aro tries to convince them that they will have everything they ever wanted however they would have to leave their current mate

Which of course gets him kicked out of their home

Aro is a toxic person plz don't try to love him

So now we got a very entitled and angry Aro, he is FUMING

But he understands that the easiest approach for this problem is to make them come to him

And that includes setting their house on fire and making it look like an accident

Of course they weren't in there but that was the point

(to deprive them of housing)

And thus begins a game that i like to call: "making Aro's mate a living hell until they come back to him and beg him to stop"

Car accidents, almost killing their partner etc

Eventually he almost wins the game

However

They come to Volterra not to beg but to roast him

Cause they are tired of his shit

"oh wow the great Aro Volturi, 3000 years of existing and still doesn't know what 'no' means"

Even when the guards have them on their knees and immobilised they still continue to shout at him

"Did i ruin your fun playing king? And to think i used to fear you, but turns out you are just a child that throws tantrums whenever he doesn't get what he wants"

(since I can't find anything on "real mates" for vampires in the wiki I'm making this headcanon: if a mate of a vampire is killed then that vampire has to live in a constant state of pain ten times worse than the pain their mate felt when they died, for that to work though they have to have had looked each other in the eye at least once.)

(Ok moving on)

The guards wait for Aro's sign to execute them on the spot

"Are you ready to kill me? Do you think you can handle it? Are you ready for everyone to find what a monster you are? If our 'leader' is heartless and selfish enough to kill his mate then what type of leader is he? Are you ready for everything you built to go down the drain?"

Ok so now if they die 1.) Aro is in excruciating pain for the rest of his existence (which will cloud his judgment and lead to his ruin) 2.) Aro will be vulnerable to coup by one of his co-leaders or someone else and 3.) Aro is going to be seen as incompetent and a tyrant by all cause the mate thing is really fuckin important

And so he lets them go

Big blow on his ego but who cares

So now Aro has to exist with a constant longing in his heart and his mate is free to do whatever they please (cause they never looked at Aro while feeling calm and safe)

Good for them

[erissthemean]

If only... - Jinx part 2!

Woah. I... Never ever thought that my fic could get so much love. I am so grateful for every comment and every like I received.

The whole fic was supposed to be a one shot, something to get out of my head for once but after reading your comments and seeing how lot of you would want a second part I just couldn't say no.

So this fic will have in total 4 parts. First one you already saw, it was mainly to cover what happened, what led Marinette to becoming Jinx. Second part will cover feelings of Marinette's parents--you're here! This chapter will be probably shorter? I can't really see the word count, so yeah. Enjoy!

Part 1

Part 3

Part 4

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Paris was in chaos. It was only a day after Jinx live transmission ended and dark emotions blossomed all across the city. It was their Ladybug. It was their hero who got hurt, who let herself be akumanitazed. And even if they knew that Chat got the earrings, that be could pick new Ladybug everyone stiil held a despair in their heart. How heroes were supposed to win? How Paris was supposed to look at the fight between them and not suffer?

After the transmission, the story about Marinette's fall flew around the whole city. It didn't take long before wave of criticism crushed the school. If they only did a little bit better. If they only were a little more profesional. People were looking for someone guilty, someone who would take the blame. And no one wanted to be this person.

Day after transmission mayor held a meeting in the city hall. It was supposed to be a way to figure out the plan in the small gathering but it soon became a whole manifestation. People were angry. They wanted the end of the situation and they wanted for their Ladybug to come back.

*

Mayor forcefully closed the door and blocked them witch heavy chair. Screams and profanities just behind the walls of small room, the song of the hurt. Too strong.

Andre looked around the room. Somehow he managed to gather only a few people. Hopefully that would be enough. The Chat Noir, parents of Marinette, police officer, director of this God forsaken school, the teacher, his daughter, this girl, Lila? And a few friends of the akumatized girl.

"Alright, we have to think about the plan."

"We can't give her anything that she wants!"

"Miss Bustier have you seen what is happening?! This must stop! Marinette killed innocent-!"

"Oh would you shut up!"

Everyone looked at Chloé. She looked... Somehow more pissed than usually.

"Miss Bourgeois, your language-!"

"I said shut up! You're talking nonsense! It's not Dupain-Cheng, duh!"

Andre looked nervous.

"Honey what you..."

"It's not Dupain-Cheng! It's not our Ladybug! It's Akuma! And she has an Akuma because of her!"

Chloé shoot a nasty look in Lila's way. She knew. Chloé was one of the few who didn't believe in Lila's lies. When this whole mess started she didn't for a second believed that Dupain-Cheng did any of this nasty things. After all, she had bullied the blue haired girl for years and she never even smacked her! And this clumsy ass was supposed to push someone off the stairs? Not a chance.

Chat Noir stepped up.

"Okay, okay, let us leave this talk for another time! We have to get a plan!"

The hero turned to Marinette's parents.

"Ma'am, do you know where your daughter is?"

Sabine looked at the boy and gritted her teeth.

"Do I look like I know where she is?!"

Chat Noir looked at her.

She looked like she didn't sleep well for the past month. She looked like she was crying each and every day. She looked like she didn't eat a good meal, like she couldn't force herself to pick up the fork. She looked... fragile. Broken. She looked like she needed comfort and safety but not for herself.

Chat looked at the ground.

"... No" he said softly.

Dupain-Cheng's reported that Marinette was missing a week ago, just when it all started. They were brushed away because Paris was dealing with other problems like a constant reakumanitazations and destructions that weren't magically repairing themselves. And now everyone had to watch how Jinx was making everything worse.

Tom hold his broken hand and tried to look strong. For his wife. For... For his daughter.

If he only believed her then. If he only fought for her, tried to discover the truth... He knew his daughter. He knew that she couldn't do this kind of things. But... But he got this conclusion after it was too late. Now he looked seriously at the Chat Noir.

"What do you want to do."

It wasn't a question. It... Somehow sounded more grim that everything else. Chat looked like he was uncomfortable.

"She... She has to be stopped..."

"You want to hurt her again!"

Tom made a few furious steps toward the hero but was soon stopped by the officer.

"Mister Dupain-Cheng, please calm down! Your daughter is a victim of the Akuma, Chat Noir will try to save her!"

Tom clenched his only good hand. The broken bone remained him what happened day before and suddenly he lost all his strength.

"I... I can't do this."

He left. Sabine didn't go after him, she just sat on one of the couches and cried silently. It wasn't supposed to look like this. She needed her family. Her husband and her little beautiful daughter. Without them she felt so weak. She felt... Useless.

She regretted that day. When she lost her faith in Marinette. When she got herself caught in the lies of this awful girl. The day when she could support her princess a bit more... And maybe she would still have her. And maybe she would still be awake.

But not only this. If she showed her support even before, maybe a lot of things would be different. If she saw how stressed Marinette was, how she sometimes looked like she was so, so tired. Maybe... Maybe she could be a better mom. Maybe she could put her faith in her. Maybe she could... She didn't know! She just felt like she failed and couldn't make it better. She just wished she could at least try... But it was impossible, was it?

At the same time, Tom was walking away. Far, far away. He couldn't just stand there and listen how they wanted to hunt down his little girl. He couldn't listen how they blamed her for everything. Wasn't she just a child? His sweet baby girl. She was the same as every villain that showed up in Paris! She didn't know what she was doing! She... She didn't deserve everyone's hate. Tom stopped and tried to fight off the tears. His little girl. He looked up, at the broken ceiling and screamed.

"Hawkmoth! Hawkmoth, do you hear me?! Come here! Come and get me! Am I not broken enough?!"

Tom felt like he was making a deal with the devil but he didn't care anymore.

"Come and get me! I want to be strong! You gave it to me! Change me again! Hawkmoth!"

He needed this. He needed this strength. Tom felt tears on his cheeks.

"Hawkmoth! You bastard! G-give it to me! I-I.."

He fell to his knees.

"I need to protect her." he whispered. "I need to protect my little girl... Why can't I protect her..."

And he sat there, sobbing. No Akuma came to him. No one answered. He was left alone, weak.

He looked at his arm. It was broken because he was too reckless.

*

When he saw his daughter he couldn't stay in place. He and Sabine ran to the studio. They didn't care what she did, Marinette was their daughter. They had to make sure she was okay. Or as okay as she could be. When they saw her, they just cried. They tried to tell her to come back, to fight off Akuma... And she smiled. She began moving, floating towards them. One of her ribbons reached out to them... And he stepped up and grabbed it. Suddenly one of the heavy cameras fall over, in one second crushing his arm and hand.

"Huh... Such a luck, hm?"

"Marinette!"

"Marinette what? There is no Marinette."

"It's not like you! Please honey, stop this madness!"

The girl cocked her head.

"Stop it? But... If I stop I will go back to sleep. That's what you want?"

"No! No, no, no! Please Marinette!"

"Besides... It's not like me? That's funny."

She wrapped herself in ribbons, suddenly flickering even more than seconds ago.

"Last time something like that happened, you believed it was something I could do. What was that? Ah, yes. Pushing Lila, this little..." Jinx made and ugly face. "This... This girl from stairs. That's almost like I tried to kill her! Isn't it worse than what just happened? If you could believe I did it then, then why don't you believe it now? I mean... At least someone saw me doing it, right~?"

Sabine cried.

"Please... I... Miss you so much..."

"And you still want me to give this up. I won't be trapped anymore. I'm free now mom. Isn't it better?"

Jinx didn't wait for an answer. She just disappeared, leaving her parents alone. To cry and wait for someone to help...

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[panickedpansexualprincess]

Please stop defining bisexuality. You are not bi, so you don't get to say what bisexuality is or isn't, the same way bisexual people don't get to say what pansexuality is or isn't. I'm really sick of reading erroneous definitions of what bisexuality is from pansexual people making up things about my sexuality.

/tired noises/ Yay, exactly what I wanted to wake up to.

1. There’s a reason, anytime I use a definition of bisexuality, I say ‘generally defined as.’ A sexuality can be different from person to person, which is something we see a lot of in this constant ‘debate’ about bisexuality vs pansexuality. Which I am damn tired of, but unfortunately doesn’t look like it’s going anywhere soon. I am NOT trying to define bisexuality for every single bisexual person out there (which is impossible, since it can be different from person to person), because as someone who isn’t bisexual, that’s not my place.

2. I use the definition of ‘attracted to two or more genders’ because it is the most common definition I have seen, and it’s the most common definition I’ve seen used BY bisexuals.

3. If you don’t believe me, see THIS POST, where I cited many bisexual sources.

4. Unfortunately (for my wife at least, since they usually deal with the fallout of my FITE ME button being pushed), I am regularly involved in this ‘bisexuality vs pansexuality’ ‘debate.’ I care very deeply about sexuality, and especially pansexuality, and I can’t just sit around and ignore all the bullshit panphobia that is thrown around on this hellsite. Same goes for any sexuality, really, although I don’t really go looking for other sexuality phobias; biphobia just tends to land in my lap, usually in the context of this ‘debate.’ 

What am I supposed to do in the cases where I’m discussing the definitions of sexuality, the phobias against them, and some of the differences between them? Raise my arms, shrug, and say “IDK what bisexuality is, so I can’t explain some of the differences between bisexuality and pansexuality, and why pansexuality is a perfectly valid sexuality, JUST like bisexuality is.”

Anymore asks like this, and I’m either going to ignore them, or direct you to the post where I cited my resources and reasons. I wish you a good day.

[yuichi-ro]

kay kay kay kay so. watched the first six episodes of fire force. here are my unfiltered thoughts as you have to suffer through them.

SHINRA IS MY BABY BOY NOW ajsjks pls he is sooooo cute he gets all the kisses i wanna pinch his chubby cheeks he gets tiddie sucking privileges.

arthur gets a hate peg. good comedic relief, not my type tho but stuffing his mouth would be fun.

takehisa hinawa is the guy id take home to meet my parents. he gets my hand in marriage. we stan a dependable man.

maki is a goddess oh my god. can she bench press me??? please??? god she is so funny and hot i love her.

the captain (akitaru? smth like that) is fine too, not my cup of tea tho.

tamaki is already getting on my nerves and i hope i never have to see her shitty face ever again but as she is in the intro, i am afraid i will have to see her more often :’). god how can a character be this annoying she embodies the worst of everything. she can go die in a fire for sure lmao.

princess hibana? nah QUEEN HIBANA. i am but gravel at her feet, idk about others but she is right🤷‍♀️ kindaaaa getting the gay vibes from her and iris. that would be a fun threesome. i definitely need a tr setting where reader’s gang is like hibana’s harem lmao thats just perfect tbh.

speaking of iris, she is fine too but only like her in combination with queen hibana.

okay but calling it now already with no knowledge, the brother of shinra ain’t dead. “no bones were found” yep sounds like he got abducted by some dudes from prob the first squad and is now on the enemy’s side and we will see him fighting shinra. god i watch too much shows man.

overall very good i enjoy it a lot probably gonna continue watching it as i finish making my dreaded dinner.

went to the carwash on thursday and changed tires on friday and. the entire time. no bird poo. literally after i cleaned it in the night from thursday to friday? bird poo on top of my fugging roof. bc i cant have nice things smh

don’t mind me screaming about shinra imma be quiet already but fuck he is so adorable😭😭😭

ill prob send in more thoughts as i continue watching lolol

-🌌momo

SHINRA IS BEST BOI AND SHINRA WILL ALWAYS BE BEST BOI LIKE IT'S JUST ILLEGAL TO NOT LIKE HIM 'M SORRY HE'S GOLD STAR STATUS BESTEST BOY FOREVER AND ALWAYS

not a plug but idk if you ever saw my shinra fic from the other blog, always a goldie even if it's an oldie

those be fighting words for the wife she adores Arthur (after ironically hating him, wow sounds like Kisaki 🙄) But also six episodes in is not a good rep of Arthur. Nor is just going off his relationship with Shinra. I'm not much of a "dumb rivals" trope kinda person so their constant bickering irritates me. But once you get Vulcan (the red head beefy guy w/tattoos) Arthur is better bc their friendship/relationship is so gay I love it (especially if you pick up the manga it's real gay)

hinawa always gives me a boner like that's the one I wanna ruin. I need to corrupt him. I need to stretch him. I need it

again, much like Shinra, I feel like it's illegal not to like Maki? Like if you dislike Maki are you just satan yourself? Big beefy woman who wants to be tiny and feminine but learns to love herself? Yes yes to all that we stan Maki here forever and always

obi (the captain) is that character that's very likable but I feel like every straight woman in a fandom with a shitty boyfriend like him. He's just hetero/straight girl bait that he's not my type either but I do like him and would like to work out with him

playing the devils advocate (as a manga reader) Tamaki's character growth should have been what it ends up being from the beginning. But it's very apparent (like Obi) that she was the straight male gaze fan service. The fandom is pretty divided on Tamaki as you'll find out. Her character growth is really important and speaks volume to the way people slut shame but then on the other hand it takes a long time (like end of season two) for Okubo to do that for her. She's so so and she reads better than she watches ngl

how outwardly gay Hibana and Iris are is just like?? my favorite thing??? It's so gay they so clearly had first time crushes on each other?? just?? I love that ship so much I'll always die on that lesbian hill. But I do like Hibana. I love her and Obi's sibling interaction the more we get of them. They're like nit picky brother and sister and I love it

me likes Iris. I've always liked Iris. Less of a crush thing and more of I vibe with the way she thinks. I too carry immense crushing feelings in myself and try to never talk to anyone about them.

I'm totally bias but Fire Force is so binge-able in both anime and manga form. The transitions to arcs. The connections between even just season 1 to season 2. The lore and everything. It's very addictive and I will not lie I'm excited for you to get the scientist and the eye patch smoking dude. I do really think you'll like them idk I just feel it in my bones that you'll be a Joker and Viktor fan. They are....questionable at best. But funny so it's worth it XD

not me biting my nails for you to get to season two bc I'm not ready for your first impressions of my hubby of husbands 😂

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Im crying in the school bathroom rn I seriously love wonho so much I'm in pain why is he my ideal guy in every way he's so amazing and handsome and sweet but whO CARES BEVause he don't kno me haha am I right

big mood all the time im always in pain bc he rly................ doesn’t KNOW i would let him shave off my eyebrows if he wanted 2

tardy replies as usual under the cut!

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I wouldn't even care if wonho was a high maintenance boyf tbh I'd just sit and comb his hair all day and tell him he's pretty

hdjkfh this was so long ago but i think i was mostly kidding abt him being a high maintenance bf... like he would do so much giving? but i guess the only thing he’d need is constant reassurance that his s/o loves him imo jfdhgjk... i also think he’d b someone who either doesn’t settle down ever or does it very late in his life!

annie 🌹literary queen ❤️ literally crowned with a laurel wreath! not be drum attic but this midsummer nights monsta au is so!!!! give me sistar as the four star crossed lovers then drag me to h*ll and give me this doctor faustus au i'm itching for with kihyun as faustus and k.will as mephistopheles bc i love to watch my faves s*ffer but don't let me rip until i get my much ado about nothing au with the entire cast of starship ent and a lil cameo from giriboy!

(in refence to this monsta x as shakespearean archetypes ask!) fjdshgkjs shh i lov u... why is k will as mephistopheles so Accurate esp no.mercy k will lmao. um u should write all of these? in fact if... if anyone has mx literary aus.... hmu...... i’ll n*t

another thing about that incident is that it seems like the fan doesn't think Changkyun and Jooheon undersood them?? (an extension i guess they assumed they don't understand english very well) and that's pretty problematic. it seems to me that when they didn't respond the fan assumed they didn't understand and kept repeating it, as a joke. but they literally did That to the two with the most proficient english in the group... it's rly a mess all around. it's disrespectful through and through

(in relation to that gross “d*ddy” incident from a while ago) ik i feel like some intl fans think korea is a land completely culturally and linguistically alienated/divorced from the rest of the world or something and while cultural relativism is real to some extent... the idea that koreans are completely unaware of ~outside~ things is deeply racist. like mostly white ppl think that diasphoric poc are completely Different from them? when my mum went to the states 15 years ago some ppl literally asked her if there were newspapers in china lol...

i just randomly thought of monsta x as sesame street characters mostly bc i wanna see kihyun and wonho duke it out as bert and ernie (kihyun w/ the waste paper bin on his head and wonho asking 'where's the waste paper bin' and kihyun saying 'ask me that again and look into my eyes') and also minhyuk being elmo tbh...

JKGHKJDF PLEASe!!!! when will something like this b photoshopped... minhyuk as elmo is... spot on... i remember once elmo appeared on a now-discontinued late night talk show program i used to watch when i was in primary school and he was like “elmo likes wasabi, that’s why elmo has no eyebrows” and idk why ive never been able to forget this????? very lmh. also this made me think of a monsta x muppets au n minhyuk is the pic of ass-gape kermit.... next post of mine will b monsta x as kermit reaction pics

Hyungkyun is such an under appreciated ship. Like, they just get each other so well? Why do people overlook it. ㅠ.ㅠ Do you have a moment that made you ship them? How would you describe their dynamic?

it’s bc they’re intp x intj they don’t rly... Understand each other with minimal effort/real communication lmao it’s very efficient. both quiet lil darlings who aren’t emotionally That Open but enjoy their own little space together sometimes?? their dynamic is like... they’re weird in different ways but they’re v chill together. u can tell hyungwon is super fond of changkyun like he has this Expression when ck does anything at all.... i think these two rly love each other’s personalities bc they’re both kind/gentle/peaceful types and their overall ?? vibe is just highly compatible... they’re absolute darlings... v soft together... i can’t think of a favourite moment but i rly rly love their birthday messages for each other last year like changkyun’s message for hyungwon was like “ur rly cool bruh ur rly such a great person” and hyungwon’s message for changkyun was rly... just him obviously doting on him n finding him cute jksfdhg i lov them a lot :(

soyou: i know how to make hair pretty :))) knetz: dirty fckn iljin why can't she be out there being being PRODUCTIVE in society by having babies and learning how to be a good wife for her future husband ://// smh how dare she be successful now when i'm stuck doing what society wants me to do but also anonymously attacking ppl i don't personally know on the internet bc THATS respectable the irony of ugly knetz is so transparent

The whole thing about Knetz and wonho's "scandalous" past reminded me of something. As a PSA to those people who are so insistent and pushy that idols aren't allowed to have sex/date/be anything but straight: Fuck all of you. You do not own these people, and if you really cared about them you'd be happy if they were happy. Like tbh, if anyone that famous and busy could also balance out a relationship at the same time, I'd be so happy for them. It really bugs me how all idols are supposed (1/2)(2/2) have this squeaky clean innocent image where they have to look and act a certain way and have these stupid fucking dating bans because once they don't meet up to that image their success suffers. Idols already give up so much privacy, and the last thing they need is millions of people scrutinizing every little thing they do. I don't even know where I started this rant from, but basically, GIVE IDOLS PRIVACY AND DONT JUDGE THEM FOR THEIR PASTS OR FOR BEING IN RELATIONSHIPS OR WHATEVER

yeth ty for highlighting the gross obsession w purity and productivity (like the first anon said -- a very confucian sort of ideal)... i don’t rly have anything else to add here i think. also i would fight for soyou i fact i would fight lmh who said she was his ideal type in no.mercy era... she’s rly one of my faves and the way she was slandered for the hairdressing thing was one of the most ridiculous things knets ever did lmao honestly yuk

u a kihyun stan now👀👀👀

im a @fhiz​ stan it’s the same thing tbh

ahh so i saw your tags on that jh gifset! as one of the few jh stans (or maybe there are way more than i think there are lol) i rly love his "reversal charm." he has a lot of what i lack as a person: a strong presence and a lot of confidence! i respect him so much as a person alth i rag on him a lot LMAO. sorry if this is a bit long winded but i just rly wanted to put this out there ;;

this is rly cute i lov hearing ppl talk abt their faves lovingly it rly... Heals Me. i think it’s strange how underappreciated jooheon is in this fandom especially bc he’s usually the one who catches ur eye first bc he’s so hyped by starship as being a one-in-a-million talented rapper u know? and he rly shines in mvs and no.mercy but............. y does he have the least fansites jkfhdg ?? you’re v right abt the reversal charm thing but i feel like sometimes it’s very overdone like... on lots of shows he’s asked to do aegyo when rly he should be asked to... idk... rap or dance or something?? i actually think jooheon is the most serious member of monsta x sometimes bc he seems to have a sense that he’s.. the pillar of mx if that makes sense? and that’s why he’s always pushing himself and working tirelessly like he feels very Responsible for this group, more than anyone else. idk if that makes sense!!! i love him and i want him to... unwind a bit bc sometimes he looks so stressed and tired but he still feels the need to pretend to be energetic like my heart rly hurts for him :/ this got so emo im sry i do rly love to hear that u respect him sm i love jooheon stans :(

i can see what u mean about jooheon being 1 of the most masculine. (iirc u also talked abt kihyun being that in a post a while ago) like with his face and his physique he really is striking; his body=like that slim,upside-down Y that you'd learn to draw men w/ in Anatomy 101 , but i think.. ,--not that u asked, but,, i think the jury's still out on if he's comfortable w his masculinity with the way he acts feminine lyk misogynistic comedians Can sound like dead ringers for women,? idk & i take +

(not sure if there was a 2nd part to this? there’s nothing else in my inbox so i’m sry if there was and tumblr ate it) yeth i think i meant that his demeanor is the most ~~masculine~~ whereas i think kihyun is still the most... idk... mature-masculine?? if tht makes sense, and i definitely agree w u on that second point! i didn’t think of that at the time but now that i... do... think abt it... ur right and also the way he comes back from it by putting on the >swag demeanor again in an attempt to polarise it is definitely a bit 👀👀👀 he probably doesn’t want to risk his Manly Rapper Image for real u kno? that said it’s ingrained in kpop that behaving cute --> “girly” entails that sort of “comedic” high-pitched voice + compact body language etc.... like i’m not condoning that ofc but i definitely think it’s broader than this particular case! :/ hm

maybe i'd be doing better in school if i could major in kihyunology ;~; i stan him but i def think we still don't know much about him even after all this time after debut. especially when i look at him compared to wonho who wears his heart on his sleeve (bless him i love wonho sm, gotta protect this bun at all costs!!)...but ya it just makes me wanna learn more about him like who is the real kihyun??

i want to write a kihyun meta when i have time... i feel like i Get him a bit more these days but it’s also very hard to put into words bc u kno when u kinda sorta mb get some1 but it’s a feeling rather than anything conveniently expressable gkjdhfjk.... idk if anyone wants to send in some Kihyun Thoughts + Meta feel free! :>> i don’t think he’s actually... as complex as we sometimes make him out to be lol like his behaviour is actually kind of predictable? more on his later

wait is the february comeback actually true? ugh i'm so conflicted cuz on one hand i'm excited if there's really gonna be a full length album, but i also think they need more rest but then there's the matter of getting their first win and idk i'm super psyched but i'm also worried that the boys are being overworked

i still feel like they had a comeback like yesterday lol like looking at their schedules stresses me out bc they do so much..... im glad wonho got to go to his mum’s cafe recently tho! all we can do is have faith in them rn and when it’s time... stream, buy things if ur able to, spread the news and the hype etc. i am definitely Worried abt some things like the competition they’re up against but.... gotta have faith u kno... and i feel like all active idols are kind of... permanently worked very hard but i think currently only jooheon and shownu are a bit Overloaded. also has the date been confirmed yet... it’s february already...