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pixelmuppet Ā· 3 years ago
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Benedict: ā€œFinn youā€™re losing a lot of blood! Whatā€™s your type?!?ā€
Finn, lightly blushing: ā€œDark haired, insomniac, a love of astronomyā€”ā€œ
Benedict: ā€œBlood type!ā€
Finn: ā€œOh! Red.ā€
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janellion Ā· 4 years ago
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WHEREā€™S THE BOKUAKAIWAOI ANON !!! COME LOOK!!Ā 
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in which iwaizumi and akaashi bond over hardships of being a nanny
a bonus because i didnt realize akaashi is whole 3cm taller than iwachan:
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yeah
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problematicpervertpod Ā· 3 years ago
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recs on recs on recs
Yaoi/Manga Iā€™m reading/have read. Please support the artists on official websites. If you have recs or want to chat about any of these get in my messages right the fuck now my dudes. Also spoilers, also this probably doesnā€™t make sense to anyone but me, also I think Iā€™m funny sorry in advance.
Dangerous Convenience Store
Tags: Ongoing, self aware lead for the most part, gangs, smut, love triangle, possessive, not rapey, seme is like the fucking hulk compared to uke, college, age gap, good art, muscular bodies, seme is adorable/romantic in sp chapters, sexual awakening, meeting the gang (in two ways!), FAINTS OF CUTENESS/HOTNESS, the memes after every chapter got me gagged, HAHE hahahahahahahahahaha, OMG DO I GET SOME CNC?! (update: short lived), we stan a vocal man (Ahjussi), thigh fucking, my mans be like my thighs hurt fuck my ass instead DECEASED, ass smacking, these memes are so good god damnit, rimming
8/10, I live for Ahjussi (Am I spelling this wrong..)
The New EmployeeĀ 
-love love love
Tags: ongoing, we stan supportive boyfriends, healthy relationship, boss/employee, smut, office setting, good art, 10/10 will re-read, muscular bodies
Love Shuttle
Tags: completed, ABO, enemies to lovers, possessive, coworkers, fake relationship, strong omega, the art sucks but I like the story, art gets better after the 1st season, alphas eyes change colors when happy/anxious, muscular bodies, 7/10, update 10/10 art is meh but fml this storyline is basic af in the best way and itā€™s the fluff/smut I need, when youā€™re caught by the folks *cringe*
Hold Me Tight
Tags: ongoing, boss/employee, bodyguard, gio canā€™t feel heat until felix comes along, uke is strong af, horny bastards, smut, possessive, tragic childhood, moving in together right away, rich seme, felix in a bunny costume though *heart eyes*, dialogue is great, rape in a technical sense but the vibe is written like both characters are all good after? Ex. hospital sceneā€¦dub con, ART IS GREAT, hand holding during sex, 10/10 will re-read, muscular bodies
Yours to ClaimĀ 
Tags: ongoing, love triangle, Dom/sub dynamics, smut, main is big switch energy, reincarnation, jealousy, manipulative, possessive, self aware lead for the most part, toxic af, GREAT ART, college, rich semes, 10/10 will re-read and not even finished, SONOFABITCH that cliff hanger!! Season 3 come thruuuu (I have to wait until November? *cries* BUT MAH LOVE TRIANGLE!!, I want a THROUPLE GOD DAMN IT
The Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation
Tags: obsessed with this story, will the incense burner scenes make it?? No tags because I'll never forget this one haha wangxian 5ever, send me all fanfics/fan art you have about this story, love Dark Wangji, Jadecest, ABO/omegaverse, Bottom Wangji/Top Wei Ying, and honestly anything regarding this fandom
Bj Alex
Tags: completed, great art, 11/10 will re-read, cam boy, fanboy, seme is an asshole, uke is so sexy, jealously, rich seme, enemies to lovers kind of?, CHANWOO IS MY BOY FOR LIFE, Chanwoo MD supremacy, BDSM (like really really), fuck I love Chanwoo, college students, rich seme, emotional rollercoaster, uke soft body, mean seme, college life, that one nosy bitch ass guy trying to expose my boys needs to fuck right off, seme split/fake personality, dub conĀ 
Anti PT
Tags: ongoing, 11/10 re-readable, porn with feelings, love triangle, jealousy, attempted non-con, personal training wink wink, main love interest is actually the best, second male lead is a god damn creep, first time, smut, great art, sex addict/constantly horny uke, I WANT A HWI,Ā 
Related: https://www.anime-planet.com/manga/anti-pt/recommendationsĀ 
Payback
Tags: ongoing, both are psychopaths tbh, revenge, gangs, uke sells himself to seme, violent seme, entertainment industry, brunette supremacy, what this motherfucker gonna do? hehe , great art, muscular bodies, dead dove do not eat, my mans must be GOOD looking/animal magnetism cause everyone losing their fucking minds, okay this is a comedy Iā€™m dying, he tried to scare him with wanting to be a top but my psycho said REVERSEUNO BITCH Iā€™M A VERSE (wait jk apparently *sigh*), anonymous masked sex (sad nā€™ kinky)
My Suha
Tags: ongoing, wow this gets dark, possessive af like holy shit, terrible people all around uke, rape, boss/employee, office politics/family politics, smut, characters that are punchable, dead dove do not eat, *velociraptor noises*, avoided this for a while but Iā€™m back because nothing can be more emotionally devastating than Banana Fish, TIE HIM UP, FUCK HIS FACE ALKSJD:ASKD, FUCK SUHA UR SO HOT that dirty talk though YAS, glad I picked this back up lmao, GOD DAMN IT just when the package arrived then this red head fucker *screams*
Shame Application aka Dirty Vibration
Tags: completed, friends to lovers, model seme, cute af uke, love triangle, entertainment industry, smut, kink, all kinds of sex everywhere, realized feelings, mutual pining, jealousy, rich seme, blonde seme, big brother 1984 always watching, 10/10 would re-read, porn with plot, they were roommates!, ~straight~ seme, first times, great art, remembering some cringe but considering the story itā€™s par for the course
Will You Subscribe
Tags: ongoing, season 1 completed, enemies to lovers, cam boy, office politics, boss/employee, hiding a secret, public sex, stalkers/creepy men, emotionally stunted characters, mutual pining, idiots in lust, lingerie company, slut shaming, jealousy/possessiveness, season 2 bebeh, HOLDING HANDS *velociraptor noises*, LMAO okay my mans is not THAT old how tf does he not know netflix and chill, BUNNY COSTUME (quickly becoming my new fav trope in manga, A+ gang), oh we stan a good boy, wtf is wrong with wanting to do cam work, ā€˜I wish my marks could become permanentā€™ *omegaverse wink*, *works for lingerie company* *doesnā€™t understand where bf gets sexy costumes* like wut kind of fuckeryā€¦, cross dressing ftw, roleplay, classic BL miscommunication trope
Hyperventilation
Tags: completed, high school crush, unrequited love, mutual pining, smut, quickie (short story), class reunion, apparently furry with the extra chapter turning my man into a bunny but c'est la vie! https://myreadingmanga.info/korean-bl-animation-hyperventilation-engsub/ this is the animation of the same story, different endings but same in tone (this site is spammy AF but the English subs are so hard to find for this) 8/10Ā 
Unmei no tsugai ga omae da nante
Tags: only one bed, ABO, office setting. Coworkers, enemies to lovers, competitive, equality in the omegaverse, dubcon, real dicks and not lightsabers, fated pair, art is cute af 8/10
Kā€™s Secret
Tags: buckle up buttercup, dead dove do not eat, angst, pining, somnophilia, dub con, non con, boss/employee, manipulative, stalking, forced relationship, tragic childhood background, weird art but gets better,Ā  uke: donā€™t threaten me with a good time but seriously stop threatening me, possessive & obsessive, seme is like the fucking hulk compared to uke, wow were going full psycho stalker hm?, dating a narcissist is all fun and (mind)games, con non conā€¦ ? honestly who tf knows, domestic!, OW MY HEART, the t/n WAP note sent me, ch 51 translated by gen z, do special ep= furry? Wait thereā€™s a maid costume, bunny costume, directors friends keeping it real, rough translations 8/10
Enthusiasm
Tags: ongoing, dead dove do not eat, uke buys seme, masc boys, muscular bodies, fight club, master/slave, rich uke, revenge, real dicks not lightsabers, rough sex, cuckholding, daddy issues, suicide, wow the end of ch 5 punched a hole in my heart, penile implant life,Ā  rough translations makes the storyline wonky, nvm back to lightsabers *star wars noises*, HAD ME FEELING SOME TYPE OF WAY I CAN NOT, shibari, possessive, wait this is cute *velociraptor noises*, angst, no kithes for you ā€œbestieā€, OBSESSED, honestly choke him pupper, STAY THE NIGHT ALKSDJA:SLDKJAS:LKDJA:SLDKj, problematic but Iā€™m riding for these two,Ā 
Ichimai Goshi Fetish
Tags: completed, short, fetishes DO start in childhood donā€™t they *ruminates*, author: describes ML as a beautiful 2D character meanwhile: ML IS 2D character, fellas is it gay to kiss the homies?, ā€œreal dudes donā€™t interest meā€ is a MOOD, comedy, jealousy, college setting, dialogue is A+, not lightsabers but not dicks either, first time, when youā€™re fucked so good you think youā€™ve died, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4uEq5Nx6ko, hero/villain roleplay. Fluff n smut 10/10
My Purrfect Boss
Tags: completed, tooth rotting fluff because blondie is so FUCKING cute little sensitive soul, golden retriever boyfriend, pure comedy, DECEASED, MY MAN JUST DID THE SLOW BLINK, office setting, boss/employee, ~wasted~ (red dead redemption meme),Ā  FFS SO CUTE, he put a ring on it right away beyonce would be proud af, he protecc he attack but most importantly he hit it from the back, jealousy, honeymoon phase of dating, the ex is a snake (update: oh wow literally), Iā€™m picking up abuse/PTSD vibes based on how Kang reacts to his ex :(, classic BL miscommunication plot, immediately no meme audio (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6XWSGfYnps) ,Ā  I WILL STRAIGHT UP MURDER CHA WTF!!!!!!, gang rape, spiked with drugs that force heat, me rn:*screaming/rage*, psychotic ex/abuser, HE PROTECCC, actual relief after that scene jesus fuck, okay YES kings I see you, okay this is giving me cuteness aggression, hi yes Iā€™d like to adopt a cat and a dog please 9/10
Following Namsoo to the Bathhouse
Tags: completed, same author as, ā€œMy Purrfect Bossā€, A+ comedy once again, JUNIOR, gay awakening, ā€œfap myself to deathā€ DEAD, facial expressions are ridic, my minds telling me no but my body, my bodyyyyā€™s telling me yaaaaa, ya boy is literally losing his mind over this, actual lightsabers lmao, FLUFF, permasmile, 6969, THINKS THEYā€™RE GOING TO EAT RAMEN, dense gay, own your skin wtf okay hannibal calm down, everyone is officially cray,Ā  ah I also am barfy when drunk, denial really is something hm, classic BL miscommunication plot, when people pleasing too far, happy ending šŸ„ŗšŸ„°, side story: our crazy gets his very own crazy (ashton Kutcher from spread vibes), public sex, sex sparkle 9/10
Alien in my Closet
Tags: ongoing (maybe completed but def ongoing on the site I use), not rapey at all?? Youā€™d think itā€™s impossible in this medium ffs, anti pt vibes, cute art, fluff ā€˜n smut, red head!!, they were roomates!, sex toys, bsdm, D/s (brat)dynamic or maybe owner/pet, bondage, *tiffany hadish voice* this is noiceeee, con humiliation/degradtion, SANTA CLAUS, edging, marking, one lotus please (heā€™s clearly read the 4 agreements and karma sutra), con non con, exhibitionism, the wrist thing stays on people, Katoptronophilia, Ā roleplay, is it stalking when you bring your friends?, lotus: welcome home cheater, the chin on the head thing gives me cuteness aggression, the twins are my favs, when ur crush vanilla af šŸ˜­, haesung: experiment on me daddy, no dick until halfway through/fingering supremacy, bedroom sessions has me gagged, voyeurism, wait they havenā€™t kissed this whole time I forgot (audio: https://www.tiktok.com/@ryley/video/6976701880277748997?lang=en), sunbae is sus, YES FINALLY A FUCKING SWITCH COUPLE AKJSDHALKSJDHASKLJDHALS KJDALKSJD (update: sort of), thereā€™s a missed opportunity for an anal probe joke, damn it okay maybe sunbae is chill, 3 musketeers, my heart*implodes*, *velociraptor noises*, 12/10 would re-read such fluff my heartĀ 
On Doorstep
Tags: completed, age gap, reese has ptsd, jimmy going from 0 to 100, jimmy really got down on his knees at work, ( Ķ”Ā° ĶœŹ– Ķ”Ā°) deepest part you say, real dicks, ride him like a rodeo, quickie/short story, porn with plot
Gorani Jeon
Tags: ongoing, omegaverse, no alpha though, animal hybrid, art is beautiful like it's drawn on paper not a screen, 40 inch weave yours came in a pack, historical (non-modern), lord send me a sexy man pls, the memes after each chapter are golden, taking the phrase licking wounds literally, is that an eggplant or are you just happy to see me hehe, ahhh so inhibitors do exist here, vertical 69, here lays Bau fucked to death by Ran, WHY HE TOUCHING MY MAN, these chickens are dope, stomp on his dick, thatā€™s what I call a happy meal, fucked right out the front door Iā€™M DEAD, mpreg, i need a tiger+mountain god spin off (whoops dad/son my bad), slice of life, cute fluff 8/10
Room to room
Tags: completed, college setting, A+ dialogue, absurd size difference, unrequited love,Ā  sexsomina, dubcon, angst, death by a thousand cuts emotionally, insecurity, body envy, pining, friends to lovers, they were roommates!, homophobia, sexual assault, PTSD, gays in denial, the tattoo šŸ„ŗ ow my heart, truly this is 90% smut, ā€œgoing from unrequited love to fwbs is shittier than I expectedā€, dowan *bad blood by t swift* when he sees garam, ch 22garam reminds me of my ex and thatā€™s not a compliment, Iā€™m not gay but my boyfriend is vibes, triflers need not apply, spanking, šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­ my heart hurts, is anyone getting a bit of a puppy play vibe? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vni9ZWmDXis, handcuffs, lots of head we stan, dowanā€™s gotta a touch of a foot thing or maybe body worship thing, asdlfgkjs ;dlkfgjsd;flkgj;sdflkgj;sdlfgjs;d/gkdf SO CUTEEEEEEEEEEE, roleplay. They broke the bed no use of crying over spilled milk ( Ķ”Ā° ĶœŹ– Ķ”Ā°), side stories delivering man in uniform and sex toys AND puppy, asdlkjaslfkasdjfl;askdfjasdf the shirt thing is so hot, watersports, I take it back this is 98% smut 9/10
Mistake Lover
Tags: completed, when ur bff is back on their BS, love triangle, coworkers, i swear all these ukes look the same to me at this point (which is very cute), GE!!!! (wangxian flashbacks), wait no smut?.... Paused
Yagi to ookami no hatsujou jijou
Tags: completed, quickie/short story, literally on my reading list because a comment said ā€œnice cock 10/10ā€hahahaha, animal hybrids, scifi/aliens, me during chapter one: am I a furry? No. Am I? Relevant audio https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noJNIqvDfoo, hotties when human GOD DAMN, bi king, okay I stan this girl changing gears take your opportunities honey!, does blondie have a tinder or how is this happening? (update: called it), feminization, dubcon/noncon, marking, heats, idk about 10/10 cock but not lightsabers, translation is ruff (get it?), a yankee hahaha, literal wound licking, googles chimera, *claps* yes king selfish call his ass out, tail holding caaaayoooot, not that isnā€™t usually copious amounts of cum but really this is a lot 8/10
Make Me Bark
Tags: completed, $250 a month rent?? *cries in Californian*, god damn it these grey haired 2D men are really hot fml, ā€œnext months rent is a looming concern but I hope itā€™ll get betterā€ followed by apartment on fire is how I feel about reality, rare characters that smile way more than they frown, sex toys, kink, puppy play, owner/pet dynamic, sugar daddy/baby, college setting, harness, muzzle, leash, tail plug, shirt thing!!, soaked briefs, playing barbie IRL, omg meet cute at the adult store, intercrural sex, possessive/jealousy, ah fuck yes I saw this panel on IG but it didnā€™t have the source but now hehe, whipping, choking, spanking, *bookmarks*, simp city, childhood friends, side couple cute af, yeonsoo: sorry Iā€™m an anti romantic, size queen, mens lingerie, domestic, mutual pining,Ā  these bestie pairings are *chefs kiss*, skinny but muscular bodies/no ridiculous size differences, ā€œdoes he have a big dick?ā€ ā€œprobablyā€ ā€œwell tell him to comeā€ GAGGED AJKSDHALSKDJHA this dialogue pure comedy, exhibitionism, human auction, maid costume, men in heels, topping in a dress, girl at the bus stop HAHAHA, ffs this is so cute, side stories: itā€™s a small world afterall, dynamic role reversal, pink haired boy is guru, SCREAMING AKDJA:SLDKJA:LKDJA:LSDKJLAKDJA:LDJAL:SKDJASLKDJA:SLKDJLAKSDJLASDJ:LASJD:ALSKDJASL:DJ:ASLJDPUTARINGONIT!!!! 11/10Ā 
Gurume no fukurami
Tags: completed, quickie/short story, food fetish, feeding fetish, age gap, throuple-eqsue? Thereā€™s 3 people involved, paused ch 1 pg 30
Under the Green Light
Tags: ongoing, thank you IG for recā€™ing this, brunette supremacy, neurodivergent?, lmao @hag, this statue is everything I wonder if itā€™s based on a real piece?, we went from talking art to being pinned to the ground REAL quick, translations rough but not as rough as my mans here, draw me like one of your french girls vibe, sass master, these dicks are ridiculously huge which is saying something for this genre, i love a verse/switch, ā€œfirst time heā€™s asked someone to stop so his self-esteem is hurtā€ HAHAHAHA, stealing baeā€™s shirt, facials galore, car sex/public sex, jin not into praise kink clearly, sort of slut shaming jealousy, marking
Walk on Water
Tags: completed, for being about porn itā€™s not that smutty (i take it back), ā€œdonā€™t even think about running awayā€ got me like https://giphy.com/gifs/VABbCpX94WCfS, actual dicks (lightsabers later must be the cleaners not the OG), muscular bodies, blonde seme, brunette uke, k mcqueen is everything, honestly havenā€™t loved a couple this much since chanwoo x MD and I LOVE THEM, jealousy, orgasm denial, the angles/frames of the art in this are insane (11/10), emotional intimacy CUTENESS HASIHDLASKDHJLAKSJDH, i wanna lick lick lick you from your head to your toes, dirty talk A+, bestie you turned out to be Judas you judgy fuck how dare you touch my man, Ryan is 50 shades of fucked up bb needs therapy, Chang and yeowoons sexual tension is *chefs kiss*, I ship it/all my ships sailing, woof non con but expected tbh, YEAH BABY YEAH *Austin powers voice*, fml I donā€™t want this story to end, meeting the Hets ā„¢ would make me nervous too, spiderman kith, mirror sex sjkadfhasldjkfh, 34+35, JOI but with a partner? Not D/s, promises are made to broken hehe, that feeling when you understand the title, omg the fan art is so cool!! 15/10 would re-read seriously I canā€™t explain how well the artist used angles/how she portrayed the scenes was fucking MASTERFUL
Woof Wolf
Tags: that's my best friend (saweetie), red heads, werewolf au, college setting, students, shoot a shot in your mouth while I'm riding, facials, marking
Sexual Awakening of an Ex DelinquentĀ 
Tags: completed, quickie/short story, sexual coercion/non con/dub con, tiddies, bondage, nipple play, edging/orgasm denial, candy in ass wow, food kink, kink in general, rich seme working class uke, lightsabers,Ā  big dick Jesus fuck, exhibitionism, public sex, men's lingerie, Blondie is a sweet baby angel, self hatred/homophobia, sexual narrating that has me like oof šŸ˜£ that's not how this works but okay, the sweet spots thing is a great line, man is a slave to the sweets, lmao at the meme at the end of ch 9 fucking facts, kidnapping plot, rapey guys all around this story, tattoo/back story reveal has me like *nods head yes*, my throats broken has me gagged, crazy amount of sfx noises that distract from the art (I really appreciate cleaners I realize), first times, rushed ending feels,Ā  would rate 6/10 not terrible but probably won't read again.Ā Ā 
With Your Tail Yes
Tags: ongoing, IG rec, quickie/short story, on man brunette looks EXACTLY like a different character by another artist like for real duplicate, home boy pulled Elle Woodā€™s Bend n Snap and we are HERE FOR IT, lingerie/cross dressing, okay compilation of short stories, great artwork but wtf these are far too short (maybe uploaded wrong..?), *immediately makes deal with the devil because yum*, ah okay previews THEN stories, human animal hybrid situation, lightsabers, fucking imagine your crush delivery the sex toy you ordered online HAHA *dies*, buys toys because men ainā€™t shit is a VIBE, you know heā€™s always wearing matching sets because heā€™s 100% that bitch, dub con/non con, knotting (unexpected), exhibitionism, public sex, good olā€™ fashion blackmail to get your lover to stay with you trope, sexual assault/attempted rape, victim blaming, shibari, leashes, D/brat dynamic sort of, copious amounts of cum, lube? What lube?, marathon sex, first time, 75 hours?? Immediately no meme, 7/10 mostly for art/concepts but not execution
Heat and Run
Tags: ongoing, IG rec, omegaverse, friends to enemies to lovers, multiple couples as main to sides then sides to mains, my heart dropped because I thought the first sex scene was incest but then realized Iā€™m mixing up all the characters derp, dense gays, this is america (the shooting comment WOOF reality feels bad man), blondes have more fun, real dicks, dubcon/CNC dealers choice, mutual pining, idiots in love, big alpha energy BDE, there are moments I feel Hayoung on a spiritual level and not sure thatā€™s a compliment hahaha, orgasm denial/edging, istg if he bonded without Hayoung permission *jenna marbles BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII YOU BETTAH NOT*, also I was hoping the idol was him but realizing itā€™s probs his sis, *deep sigh*, BDIRL, wow racism, oh no oh no no no no no meme audio, listen everyone needs to get into therapy to break that generational trauma is all Iā€™m saying (not excusing abuse at all, trauma isnā€™t a free pass), NO ONE WANTS TO PLAY A GAME WITHOUT KNOWING THE RULES :ALKSDHJALKSDJA:SLKDJTRUE, matthew singing bo burnham: Iā€™m problematic *background singers ā€˜heā€™s a problem!ā€™*, i ship it yolo, JAEHO STAN (no means no!), mpreg, god damn it I am so worried about him getting roofie and the party scene hasnā€™t even started ABO WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TOO ME, OH THANK JAEHO, dayummmm that clapback was real fuck him UP, me clapping: MARK HIM MARK HIM, GOD DAMN IT WITH THESE ONGOING FUCKING CLIFF HANGERS FML, marked via knotting? Okay thatā€™s new, but also like normal marking I think, fucking til bottom pees trope
Heaven Officials Blessing
Animated series season 1 complete. Live action currently filming (same director as Untamed too UGH SO HAPPY)
Tags: ongoing, same author as my fav ever MDZS, just finished season 1 animated on netflix and can no longer avoid this because I LOVE THEM, all the memes on IG make sense now, Prince voice: Dearly Beloved (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXJhDltzYVQ) we are gathered here today to dive deeper into a fandom I will never escape, ART IS AMAZING (https://tenor.com/view/incredible-talented-lady-brilliant-gaga-gif-14857187), group chats are always chaotic tbh, wait a minute meme audio: bride = bottom? How tf did I not get that the first time round *sigh* always hoping for a verse couple, the asst. Boys I ship hard, the sass, fuck this is going to just be pure angst isnā€™t it *straps in, has fluffy manga queued*, even if no smut 11/10 gege porn, not subtle, god FUCK this ART IS SO FUCKING GOOD THE TALENT skjas;ldkfja;, šŸ„ŗ, traumatic cliff moment *mdzs flashbacks*, HC smirk is my new favorite thing, no fucking but lots of touching, size difference, horror, gore, wuxia, great side characters, my ear feels tingly too lmao, SOMEONE BETTER GET THESE MF SNAKES ON THIS MF PLANE (cliff), umbrella moments got me uwu, gimme at least didi pleaseandthankyou, FUCK I LOVE THIS ARTIST she keeping us WELL fed with these extras DAYUM, wind/earth master ship please sail, CALL ME DADDY IM DEAD, HC has LWJ energy like you are not qualified to talk to me LOL, WAIT this totally counts as there was only one bed trope, also Iā€™m already excited about omegaverse ff (send me recs please please please)
4 week lovers
Tags: ongoing because apparently I want to torture myself, mutual pining/ā€unrequited loveā€, college life, friends to lovers, blackmail ur crush into sex trope, public sex, I was going to tag possessive body language but possessive in a general sense apparently (starting strong yessss), sure jan @unrequited love dialogue, THEY WERE ROOMMATES *cackles*, sus haha, rough translation, pure comedy, shirt thing!, casual abuse :( (back story, traumatic childhood), Iā€™m getting TharnType vibes (but not quiteā€¦), that note is precious, cry during/after sex, great angles, dialogue A+Ā 
Burlesque Night
Tags: completed, quickie/short story, stripper/body guard, coworkers, lust at first sight, magic mike vibes, fridays = getting fucked on stage O-O, well that was traumatizing af, took a bullet, real dicks, LDR, CUTE, Iā€™m not in love with youā€¦ sure jan, OH WOW MASTER dlksaj;alsdkja;lsdkja;sld, gay awakening/first time, the art detail is *chefs kiss*, disappointed but not surprised :( :( :(, we stan a yes and lover, shirt thing, still not sure wtf the vertical anus thing is but full circle moment haha, you know what fuck it Iā€™d re-read this 9/10
My one and only cat
Tags: ongoing, cat hybrids, god damn it Iā€™m totally in furrydom ffs, ah well here we go, idol hot = loneliness wahhh /s, so hot he literally transforms other beings, omg a cat cafe CUTE, fuck that cat is cute *so fluffy*, stalker status, comedy, real dicks, I think the uncle would be supportive/jealous even I hope they talk about it Iā€™m dying to know his thoughts, big tiddies, if this ainā€™t the cutest shit FLUFF/SMUT, copious amounts of cum, ate it with the panties on, CAKE, xmas, his milkshakes bring all the boy(cats) to the yard, trifling bitch
Imitation Mate
Tags: completed, omegaverse, alpha x alpha. Class rivals YAS, childhood frans, enemies to lovers omg this is all the shit I want, manipulation 1000 but yolo I ship it
Mr. 100% Perfect
Tags: ongoing, so relatable, OCD?, hoarder, when I read the title I thought mental illness and I was right, masks ugh RELATABLE, getting back together w ex, woof sibling drama/manipulation, suicide attempt, omg their communication regarding the psycho is REFRESHING, OMG JEJU ISLAND I see it in every fucking kdrama ever but this is the first time Iā€™ve seen it mentioned in a manga *hm* interesting, furry furry everywhere, eye contact, finished reading season 1 pause for an omergaverse cause, okay Iā€™m back and season 2 starting STRONG #1 men are gross #2 mans just went right to a blowie while mf was trying to pee lmao i can NOT the germs barf, fuckboi extraordinaire stressing over a textback is *great*, that istg face is perfect, HYUNGGGG, hand on his heart OW MY HEART, vibe check LOL, here for this plot dev, END OF SEASON2 NOOOOOOOimnotready. Head bonks CUTE
The origin of species
Tags: ongoing, omegaverse, sex tape, blackmail, i already donā€™t like this teacher, size difference, ā€˜JUST DIEā€™ hahahahahaha, Iā€™m in love with noona, wait Ahjussi means uncle/mister? Dangerous convenience store has a new meaning to me now, DECEASED @they wonā€™t, copious amounts of cum, alcohol to have intimacy *sighs in early 20s*, also WTF THEY ARE FUCKING AND THEREā€™S NO PHERMONE STUFF! Whatā€™s the point of being ABO without smell *swaggy p meme???*, wait okay ch 11 it begins, stockholm syndrome but since childhood Iā€™m fairly certain *looking at you teacher I donā€™t trust these mfs*, dubcon obviously, also the canā€™t be knotted thing has me *cardi b meme thatā€™s weird thatā€™s sus* obvs poor bb about to get preg af, five word horror story: I wonā€™t hurt you again *why tf you lyinggggg why u always lyinggg meme*, white collar crime, whatā€™s the point of a contract when thereā€™s no actual choice
How to Chase an Alpha
Tags: ongoing, lowkey been avoiding this one not because I think itā€™ll be bad I just..idk the brain is a weird thing, page 2 and I love mains attitude fucking gagged sass me bb, starting with rough translation but it be that way sometimes, GROUNDS HIMSELF BY TOUCHING HIS BLACK CARD I CANTTT, pheromone city fuck it UP, MC is a MOOD, mutual pining, when u and bae both hire PIā€™s to get info on each other, R-E-S-P-E-C-T, shirt thing, fucking chuffed about the rival fucking bring it, funny art, cheated on ugh mah heart I saw it coming and it still hurt, pure comedy this airport scene is so funny to me wtf, LDR, good ol murica fuckboi, LOVE HIM RIDE FOR UR MAN/MORALS, liams a little rapey rapist hm? No oneā€™s ever said noā€¦ well being flooded with pheromones isnā€™t consent my dude, istg liam = I love it when they struggle, obvs jealousy/possessive tag but such is ABO, cat suit, BUNNY suit, sexy costumes, god damn it I love them that proposal/mpreg so cute, imprinting AW, ugh baes fam is so cute I needed that bc I wanna strangle wooyoungs dad, THE SECETARY is my fucking fav never stops being A+, SEC+LIAM?? Here for it *i ship it*, FUCK SO CUTE 12/10 re-read, fluff n smut, excited for how to chase an omegaside story hyung needs love!, JINI is mood, sales king Iā€™m dying, that collar is ~hot~ btw
Egoism
Tags: completed (because jesus I canā€™t with ongoing, theheartbreakTM), UPDATE FML THE HEART BREAK IS REAL also no smut, omegaverse, hey stepbro, starts with rape, possessive/jealousy (isnā€™t all ABO?), age difference (6years, alpha is younger *can I get hyung plz lord*), HYUNG, woof this dad SUCKS, child abuse, rape culture *sigh*, I wanna get jacked like rick and summer and beat tf out of the dad, me n my cat, TELL EM HONEY I love this MC, traitor indeed, beta x omega btw, fated pair, coercive sex, didi going to be his own demise, BREAKUP/TIME SKIP NO this is BL hell, the rona is mentioned in this, ALL I WANT IS TO HEAR YOUR STORY WAHHHHHHHHHH also YES MY SHIP IS GOING TO SAIL I CAN FEEL IT, okay honestly frustrating a bit but also liked it yah 7-8/10, wonā€™t re-read unless Iā€™m looking for hurt though cause the comfort is BRIEF
Yarichin bitch bu
Tags: ongoing, reading because I watched this anime after seeing it mentioned in the comment section of -im-being-harassed-by-the-sexiest-man-of-the-year, anime was 2 eps a fucking wild the way this is uploaded SUCKS, no reality porn what plot rape-y ridiculous and now I need to read the source apparently haha, I need to know much more about yuri and blue hair guy ASAP (they have the spin off*adds to list*), high school setting, smut, studentsxstudents/teachers, photography club my ass, sex toys, kinky, crossdressing, gay awakening, unrequited love, jealousy, fake relationship, two faced people, OCD, COMEDY, rich people problems, hoarder, inferiority complex, one bed, toono is a dumbass in this love triangle or denial might be a better word, they are cousins my dude stop shipping it (I say to both toono and myself LOL), I wanna see Yuriā€™s face laksdjf;aldskf, vibrator #18 line is fucking iconic, yaguchi is about to get real interesting (BPD?), lies/manipulation, oh toono you sweet summer child, YURI i canā€™t wit chu, wait did he just punch the student because he wonā€™t kiss him or???, dubcon/noncon obvs, finally my verse couple but theyā€™re not a couple (yuri/tamu), they all care about each other is a weird way awwww, love confessions to pet vibrator scene are ICONIC MY DUDES I CAN NOTTT, lowkey living for Yuriā€™s drooling at this point, Jimi gives me such bad second hand embarrassment, Yuri the switch verse bb Iā€™ve been looking for need more!, internalized homophobia, blackmail, MIDDLE FINGER IN THE AIR YAS KING, the heartbreak of ongoing/hasnā€™t been updated in years
Yarichin bitch bu dj wa
Tags: not completed I think, years old though, see above you know what it is, so cute omg, FIRST KISS AW, degradation kink?, MY VERSE COUPLE Iā€™ve finally found you, biting, choking, rough sex, sex toys, they had fun together for another two hours DECEASED
Fucked by my Best Friend
Tags: ongoing, friends to lovers, body swap, Porn what plot, cannon threesomes in past maybe??(MFF for sure but MMF??), beach life, revenge, he became a HOT woman so honestly get over it, sloppy seconds, first off youā€™re both sluts second lmao this is going to be wild hm?, fellas is it gay if you kiss the homies, classic did you cum guy jfc, thatā€™s how you get preg dumbass, ah the joys of being a woman /s assault in der clrub, *DEEP SIGH* @ you almost being raped turns me on, YES TURNING BACK DYING, gender has nothing to do with this LOL but true. Also yes cannon threesomes/orgies, googles frotting, mans like narrating playtime, intecurial sex public sex, lingerie, this is the closest thing to straight manga Iā€™ve read hahaha, THE SCIENCE OMG FUCKING RIDIC :you need a mass amount of semen within you SURE JAN, possessive. Objectification, she trying to fuck without Shion LMAO, 34+35, do you think heā€™s on r/nofap, dry orgasm honestly impressed with mans rn ngl, spit as lube, anal fingering, just helping the homies find their prostate, bottom shaming (disappointed but not surprised), bis/gays in denial smh, question if he has a wet dream will he turn into a woman?, shirt thing, lol at female orgasm =anal in switcharoos mind, paging doc perv, shion is enjoying dressing up hm? Same dude, biggest reality gap is believing shion got admitted to a college HAHA, bad anatomy all over the place dude, rui is a dedicated exhibitionist, HE SO TIGHT BECAUSE THERES NO LUBE team no lube over here apparently not even a courtesy spit, yandere territory sort of?, Mayu with the dick wet comment is *chefs kiss*, THE HEARTBREAK OF ONGOING WAHHH I canā€™t believe I read all this but I can? 8/10 problematic possessive porn
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delcakoo Ā· 2 years ago
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Hiiiii!!! Iā€™m a new anon that requested the royal wonki headcanons. I was a little late to reading them because I thought you would ignore my ask šŸ˜­, BUT you didnā€™t and I am so thankful you wrote them.
The headcanons EXCEEDED my expectations. I personally loved their impulsive behaviour. Despite having a royal image to keep, both publicly claimed to be her boyfriends out of jealously šŸ’€. If this were a modern day au Ni-ki would definitely have jealousy, jealousy on repeat LMAO. They are so reckless and recusant to following traditions itā€™s funnyā€”ā€”kinda like me. I enjoyed reading them during my free time, thank you!
P.S. To make things less confusing my signature can be ā€œanon šŸ§øā€. Also your writing is so amazing muah <333
AHH omgomf HELLO AGAIN <333 teddy bear anon thats so cute stop šŸ„¹šŸ„¹ TEDDYYYYYDY HEHSJSJ
EXCEEDED,,,, STOP THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY IM GLAD TO HEAR I DID UR IDEA JUSTICE šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ«¶ yeS TWO JEALOUS BUT IDIOTIC BFS WONKI SUPREMACY jsjdjdn I WAS GONNA MAKE WONNIE MORE LIKE. CALM AND FOLLOWING THE RULES CONTRARY TO NIKI BUT I THINK ITS MORE FUNNY WHEN ALL BOTH ARE CHAOTIC DORKS THAT JUST HAPPEN TO BE PRINCES SJHDOSJJKS youā€™re so so welcome desr, thank YOU for taking the time to come back n message me šŸ„¹šŸ„¹
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lizzienaut Ā· 4 years ago
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HELLO YOU MAY KNOW ME OR NOT BUT STILL GOOD EVENING. AS THE PRESIDENT OF THE LEE PICO SUPREMACY THAT BOY IS COCKY.
Mah man SNEAK. mah man SHIT. WRECK HIM.
I personally hc his laughter to be shrilly. Like shrill shrilly. I'm talking bout high pitched titters and squeals, with that little wheeze beneath and lots of snorts. It can also get really deep and cackly, and it's the cutest shit ever.
RULE NUMBER ONE OF PICO TICKLING FOR IDIOTS: get his knees :)
This man will FIGHT. He will fight and he will murder whoever is tickling him (ahembfahem), but i don't think it makes much effect when laughing yourself silly, does it, dear? ;)
Also his feet? The lil spot between his big and middle toe? Scratching the area with fake claws? Ded šŸ’€
THAT IS ALL HUZZAH ~ Sensey
GOD THESE ARE SO FUCKING GOOD SENSEY I LOVE THEM SO MUCH
YOU R THE ABSOLUTE MAJESTY OF LEE PICO GOD DAMN
I LOVE THESE SO MUCH?? THE COCKY PART!! ABSOLUTELY HOLY SHIT!!!
AND THE FIGHT PART!! HE WILL NOT GO DOWN WITHOUT A FIGHT HE IS TOO GOOD FOR THAT!!
I LOVE THESE SM AND?? KNEEs aRE SUCH AN UNDERRATED SPOT??? THIS ASK RIGHT HERE IS A FAV OMG
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ao3feed-petermj Ā· 3 years ago
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by blue_sherbet
MJ took a shuddering breath and stepped away. ā€œI-ā€œ Ā  ā€œEveryone knows.ā€ Peter said shakily, staring at the ground. ā€œThey think Iā€™m a bad guy.ā€
ā€œYouā€™re not though.ā€ MJ interjected. ā€œAnd weā€™re gonna prove that. To all of them.ā€
Ā  All MJ wants is to stand by Peterā€™s side, no matter what gets thrown their way. All Peter wants is for MJ to be safe.
Words: 1477, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories: F/M
Characters: Michelle Jones, Peter Parker
Relationships: Michelle Jones/Peter Parker, Michelle Jones & Peter Parker
Additional Tags: Fluff, Light Angst, Fluff and Angst, Spider-Man: No Way Home (Movie), MJā€™s a good gf, peterā€™s a good bf, Protective Peter Parker, Protective Michelle Jones, MJ hates swinging, theyre in love change my mind, Idiots in Love, iā€™m so excited for this movie, like so excited, PeterMJ - Freeform, spideychelle supremacy, also can we talk about that recent tomdaya stuff, 2018 me was freaking out, also the teaser trailer did so well, their power, Hurt Peter Parker, if they seem slightly oc at any point itā€™s bc itā€™s been a LONG time since i wrote them, but i think i did okay
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riajade01 Ā· 8 years ago
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2, 3, 7, 8, 10 for your tomato c:
2. Whoā€™s the one to send the other ā€œI love my gf/bfā€ memesNeither, really. Vette would send them to Jaesa, easily, but neither Mara nor Quinn are really meme people. Mara is aware of all Holonet Traditions and is so vaguely conversant, but Quinn is not. Mara did send him some once purely to see him make Perplexed Face trying to decipher it. As a result he spent several weeks testing whether memes might be artificially introduced to the Holonet as a means of communicating with embedded Imperial agents but found the logic behind what might go sufficiently viral too questionable for even his smartest algorithms.
3. Whoā€™s the one who listens to a music genre the other doesnā€™t like and how does the other reactQuinn is suuuper into Triumphal PeriodĀ opera. Itā€™s the one thing where Quinnā€™s usual reserve kind of evaporates; Triumphal opera is gaudy and experimental and basically sounds like this. Mara is very much not into opera from that period. She prefers the Ascendant Period, which Quinn does like as well, but he enjoys the Extra nature of the Triumphal Period. If the stately Imperial supremacy of the Ascendent Period is good, MORE OF IT must be better, yes?
Anyway. Depending on her mood when Quinn puts on his ā€˜screeching wratā€™ music, as she calls it, she will often pantomime the rhetorical wrat in question, much to Quinnā€™s chagrin and reluctant amusement. Every so often something he plays will strike her fancy and sheā€™ll ask him for details about it, both out of honest curiosity and also because of the adorable way his eyes light up as he discusses the topic.
7. Are their friends/family supportiveOvech is Quinnā€™s dearest friend in the Maraverse, and dear lord YES he ships it. Honestly if Quinn hadnā€™t made a move when he did, Ovech may have started messaging Mara separately to be like, ā€œYES this dumb idiot likes you and YES he wants to have all your babies ever, heā€™s just very, very nervous about being treated like shit so maybe reassure him on that front.ā€œ
My headcanon for Quinnā€™s mother is still very nebulous - I thought I had an idea I liked but I have since scrapped it. However, I get the sense that sheā€™s sort of cautiously supportive of her son marrying a Sith. She has nothing against Mara per se, but Quinnā€™s her only child and Sith on average are arrogant at best around Force-blind people. She wants him to be happy and loved, and at first she worries that Mara canā€™t give him that.
Maraā€™s extended family is also cautiously optimistic. Given Mara is half human, they had hoped sheā€™d find a nice Pureblood person to marry and have children with, but no one can question Quinnā€™s devotion to the Empire or to her, and itā€™s obvious when she introduces him to her family how ridiculously besotted she is. So they accept it, and come to like him after awhile.
That said, Maraā€™s father LOVES Quinn, lol. They serve in different branches of the military and Quinn is sort of intimidated by Admiral Thrask, but thereā€™s a lot of common ground there and Gilad is able to offer a lot of advice and support to Quinn about being a Force-blind human marrying into a noble Sith house. Getting them together is likeā€¦ the start speaking an entirely different language of tactics and new equipment and other military minutia and Mara just wanders off to do her own thing.
8. How does one comfort the other when the other is in distress/having a panic attack/cryingHmm. Quinnā€™s anxiety is almost omnipresent, so he has a lot of his own coping mechanisms. But when it gets acute, into panic attack territory, Mara walks him through a breathing exercise she learned as an acolyte. As he moves through it, he becomes more comfortable with being touched, and that usually breaks the spiral. Fundamentally, his anxiety is about being safe and heard, and Mara comes to epitomize that safety to him. Her touch is supremely grounding for him. Thereā€™s a formula to this, which is honestly helpful to him; Quinn finds a lot of comfort in routine and predictability, so knowing how she will respond when he begins to spiral is in and of itself soothing. (Whichā€¦ makes her reaction to the Quinncident all the more unhelpful, because they both make sure that trust between them is shattered for a time.)
Mara doesnā€™t deal with anxiety so much, but Quinn learned quickly that his emotional state is extremely pertinent to being able to provide comfort in situations where she is in distress; he can hold her all he wants, but if heā€™s freaking out she can feel that and it takes precedence. Over time Quinn learns to sort of project what she needs from him. Everything else - anxiety, fear, etc. - associated with a stressful situation are there, but he focuses on what she needs to make it louder, so to speak. Itā€™s sort of his service kink taken to the nth degree.
10. Which one stares at the otherā€™s booty like ā€œdamnā€ and how does the other react when catching themTruthfully, they both do this.Ā 
Maraā€™s more obvious about it; sheā€™s the one leaning back with her boots on a console openly staring and will meet his gaze when he turns around and catches her. Even after years of marriage, he always blushes and stammers a little when realizes what sheā€™s doing. Itā€™s not that he doesnā€™t know that heā€™s good looking, exactly, he just canā€™t believe that she desires him, both sexually and emotionally.
Quinn, by contrast, will be, to an outside observer, completely focused on work, his eyes adrift just slightly from the screen in front of him when Mara enters the room. She always catches him, because the Force gives her an unfair advantage and she can feel when his concentration wanders. Knowing that doesnā€™t stop him. When she realizes, she usually looks over her shoulder at him and shifts to give him a better view. Because of course she does.
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pixelmuppet Ā· 3 years ago
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Fintan: how long are you going to let him do that?
Benedict: *pinching the bridge of his nose* just give him a minute.
Finn: *pushing on doors that clearly say pull*
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