#idfk how tumblr jail works

[frnkiebby]

20 days in a row i’ve been in jail. i think that’s impressive lmao

frankkkk (extra today as i forgot yesterdays cause i was freaking out over mcr again)

yeah that’s pretty impressive and also mildly concerning. tumblr needs to relax its sentencing. or do a slowdown period or smth….like less than 24hrs or whatever~🎃

[wilamoo]

lets get personal.

1: 6 of the songs you listen to most?

bad guy - billie eilish

Shallow - Lady Gaga & Bradley Cooper

Slow dancing in the dark - joji

Veer - Fins Ara

Sleep Talking - Charlotte Lawrence

Robin Hood - Anson Seabra

2: If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?

My girlfriend all day everyday day

3: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.

“Tell me the facts of the case”

4: What do you think about most?

A lot of things

5: What does your latest text message from someone else say?

“I was just falling asleep, Then the call ended I ;_;”

6: Do you sleep with or without clothes on?

With a shirt n underwear

7: What’s your strangest talent?

I can do that weird shape when u curl ur tongue many times

8: Girls… It’s time to stop; Boys…Bruh (finish the sentence)

9: Ever had a poem or song written about you?

Probably idfk

10: When is the last time you played the air guitar? Uh like yesterday

11: Do you have any strange phobias?

Not particularly strange but I’m claustrophobic and acrophobic

12: Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?

Yeah

13: What’s your religion?

I’m wiccan

14: If you are outside, what are you most likely doing? Walking or just chilling around

15: Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it? Behind definitely

16: Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band? Um like chase atlantic

17: What was the last lie you told?

I cant remember lmao

18: Do you believe in karma?

Fuck yeah

19: What does your URL mean?

It’s my game tag in several games

20: What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength? I’m stubborn & emotional as fuck and uh im empathetic and caring

21: Who is your celebrity crush?

Idk like lady gaga or someone idk lmao

22: Have you ever gone skinny dipping?

Yeet yeah

23: How do you vent your anger?

I dont

24: Do you have a collection of anything?

Uuuuuh candles

25: Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online? Video chatting

26: Are you happy with the person you’ve become? Sometimes

27: What’s a sound you hate; sound you love?

Hate: Childres screaming

Love: My girlfriends voice

28: What’s your biggest “what if”?

Once again a lot of things

29: Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens?

I believe in both

30: Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm.

Right: a plant

Left: a pillow

31: Smell the air. What do you smell?

Spring

32: What’s the worst place you have ever been to? Uh no idea

33: Choose: East Coast or West Coast?

West coast

34: Most attractive singer of your opposite gender? Literally no one lmfao

35: To you, what is the meaning of life?

I’m too young for this

36: Define Art.

Any type of music

37: Do you believe in luck?

Sometimes

38: What’s the weather like right now?

Sunny

39: What time is it?

13.55

40: Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?

Not yet, and no of course not

41: What was the last book you read?

Paper towns by john green

42: Do you like the smell of gasoline?

Love it

43: Do you have any nicknames?

Wil

44: What was the last film you saw?

I literally cant remember bu Netflix died like a month or 2 ago

45: What’s the worst injury you’ve ever had?

Nothing really

46: Have you ever caught a butterfly?

Yup

47: Do you have any obsessions right now?

Just music in general, and working lmao

48: What’s your sexual orientation?

Demisexual

49: Ever had a rumour spread about you?

Many times

50: Do you believe in magic?

Yeah 030

51: Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?

Always sis lmao

52: What is your astrological sign?

Sagittarius

53: Do you save money or spend it?

Both

54: What’s the last thing you purchased?

Overwatch lootboxes

55: Love or lust?

Love

56: In a relationship?

Yeah man

57: How many relationships have you had?

Too many

58: Can you touch your nose with your tongue?

No

59: Where were you yesterday?

Home

60: Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?

Yeah

61: Are you wearing socks right now?

Yeah

62: What’s your favourite animal?

Cats

63: What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you?

Literally nothing I have like one friend lmao

64: Where is your best friend?

Probably at home or at work

65: Give me your top 5 favourite blogs on Tumblr. I cant do that

66: What is your heritage?

Idk

67: What were you doing last night at 12AM?

Crying

68: What do you think is Satan’s last name?

Morningstar

69: Be honest. Ever gotten yourself off?

Duh

70: Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend? Maybe

71: You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do? Tell someone nearby that I’m in a bad hurry but there’s a dog in danger, please help it.

72: You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid? a) id tell everyone who means something to me b) make the best of it c) maybe

73: You can only have one of these things; trust or love. Love

74: What’s a song that always makes you happy when you hear it? Bury a friend lmao

75: What are the last four digits in your cell phone number? 9900

76: In your opinion, what makes a great relationship? A good and steady built foundation of trust and love

77: How can I win your heart?

You can’t, it’s already been won.

78: Can insanity bring on more creativity?

Definitely

79: What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?

Literally several things

80: What size shoes do you wear?

39-40

81: What would you want to be written on your tombstone? Uhm just my name

82: What is your favourite word?

Strawberry

83: Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word; heart.

Red

84: What is a saying you say a lot?

THATS THE TEA SIS

85: What’s the last song you listened to?

Malibu Nights - LANY

86: Basic question; what’s your favourite colour/colours? Red and Pink

87: What is your current desktop picture?

88: If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be? Oh god so many people

89: What would be a question you’d be afraid to tell the truth on? Idrk

90: One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren’t really doing anything, they’re just standing around your bed. What do you do? Go back to sleep lmfao?

91: You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power? Mind reading

92: You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again? The time I met my girlfriend

93: You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be? LITERALLY SO MUCH AGAIN OMFG

94: You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be? No thanks

95: You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go? Faroe islands

96: Do you have any relatives in jail?

Nope

97: Have you ever thrown up in the car?

Yup

98: Ever been on a plane?

Yup

99: If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say? Get it together bois

[ahmuteun]

All :)

welp, my computer decided to crap out on me while i was working on this last night so i get to restart it o yay :-)

1: 6 of the songs you listen to most?

according to my itunes library, four of the songs are songs my friend wrote and the other two are hyorin and kisum’s fruity and john mayer’s new light and i fucking love that song

2: If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?

idk someone who can pay off my debt and tuition lmao

3: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.

i’m too lazy to get up im sorry lol

4: What do you think about most?

it depends, currently its probably me ripping off the band aid and what the fall out for that is gonna be like 

also boys are stupid

5: What does your latest text message from someone else say?

“oh right LOL ya i got it hehe”

6: Do you sleep with or without clothes on?

with, but i never sleep with pants on

7: What’s your strangest talent?

uummmm i can stand on my toes, does that count?

8: Girls… (finish the sentence); Boys… (finish the sentence)

girls, yes lol

boys, are fucking dumb 

9: Ever had a poem or song written about you?

not to my knowledge 

10: When is the last time you played the air guitar?

idk i dont do it a lot if ever

11: Do you have any strange phobias?

no not really i think

12: Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?

when i was a kid i did lmao

13: What’s your religion?

christianity 

14: If you are outside, what are you most likely doing?

walking to/ from campus or downtown

15: Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?

it depends on the situation and how i look lol

16: Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band?

idk probably shinee cause theyve been my favorite for a while but im not sure anymore

17: What was the last lie you told?

“my bus was late” lol

18: Do you believe in karma?

to some extent i do 

19: What does your URL mean?

it’s dumb and i need to change it but idk what i would change it to

20: What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength?

im trying to think of these through jen’s perspective because she’s one of the people who knows me best 

weakness: caring/ doing things for others even if it’s at my own expense. but i have so many weaknesses it’s so hard to just choose one

strength: probably that i care about people lmao it’s a double edged sword

21: Who is your celebrity crush?

idk i dont really have one

22: Have you ever gone skinny dipping?

yeah, regrettably 

23: How do you vent your anger?

by ranting with my mates and possibly getting drunk LOL

24: Do you have a collection of anything?

nah

25: Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?

it depends on who i’m talking to but if it’s someone im comfortable with/ i look decent i’ll video chat but i dont really mind either 

26: Are you happy with the person you’ve become?

umm i mean for the most part i guess im okay

27: What’s a sound you hate; sound you love?

hate: metal scraping against metal

love: the sound of my mates’ laughter

28: What’s your biggest “what if”?

currently it’s “what if ripping off the band aid goes horribly wrong??” aaaaahhhhhhh fuck

29: Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens?

yes and yes

30: Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm.

nothing for both

31: Smell the air. What do you smell?

nothing 

32: What’s the worst place you have ever been to?

the under 21 club we went to during senior week comes to mind

33: Choose: East Coast or West Coast?

i love both but i’ll say east because i’ve been more shaped by the east

34: Most attractive singer of your opposite gender?

idk man, gd?? 

35: To you, what is the meaning of life?

i dont fuckin know man 

36: Define Art.

idk look it up on google

37: Do you believe in luck?

eeehhhh to some extent i guess so 

38: What’s the weather like right now?

hot, humid, and rainy

39: What time is it?

3:11pm

40: Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?

yes and i’ve only ever been in fender benders so nah

41: What was the last book you read?

the simpsons and their mathematical secrets lol

42: Do you like the smell of gasoline?

no gross

43: Do you have any nicknames?

way too many lmao

44: What was the last film you saw?

that isnt a tv show? the scooby doo movie lmao 

45: What’s the worst injury you’ve ever had?

spraining my foot or cracking my head open lol

46: Have you ever caught a butterfly?

maybe when i was younger

47: Do you have any obsessions right now?

BROOKLYN 99 I FUCKING LOVE THIS SHOW

48: What’s your sexual orientation?

bi wooo

49: Ever had a rumour spread about you?

probably

50: Do you believe in magic?

no

51: Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?

uuhhh no not really 

52: What is your astrological sign?

gemini

53: Do you save money or spend it?

i want to save it but ive been spending way too much lately, help

54: What’s the last thing you purchased?

ummmm pho i think? wait no it was boba

55: Love or lust?

lust lol 

56: In a relationship?

naahhh

57: How many relationships have you had?

eehhh none

58: Can you touch your nose with your tongue?

nope

59: Where were you yesterday?

work and my apartment lol

60: Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?

yep 

61: Are you wearing socks right now?

yep

62: What’s your favourite animal?

my doggie

63: What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you?

i dont have one lmao

64: Where is your best friend?

one is back home in maryland and the other is visiting family in california

65: Give me your top 5 favourite blogs on Tumblr.

idk i dont have any

66: What is your heritage?

korean

67: What were you doing last night at 12AM?

trying to fall asleep and failing

68: What do you think is Satan’s last name?

i dont think he has one

69: Be honest. Ever gotten yourself off?

everyone has

70: Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend?

idk i hate myself too much to not say no lmao

71: You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?

if my boss doesnt understand that i was saving a dogs life then i dont want to work for them

72: You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?

a) i tell the people i love and care about and let everyone else find out by word of mouth 

b) i dunno, spend time with the people i love and care about and give them lots of good memories to remember me by

c) yes but who wouldnt be?

73: You can only have one of these things; trust or love.

trust because i dont believe that you can have love, platonic or not, without trust 

or maybe thats just my trust issues talking idk lmao

74: What’s a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?

idk but if im in a shit mood no song can change that 

75: What are the last four digits in your cell phone number?

no thanks

76: In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?

idk im the worst person to ask 

77: How can I win your heart?

my heart is unattainable because it doesnt exist lol

78: Can insanity bring on more creativity?

i mean sure i guess?? 

79: What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?

probably choosing my uni because i’ve made such amazing friends and met people who have impacted who i am as a person way more than i could ever imagine and im just so happy right now 

80: What size shoes do you wear?

6.5 heels but 7 for everything else

81: What would you want to be written on your tombstone?

idk man 

82: What is your favourite word?

i dont have one 

83: Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word; heart.

my friend’s tattoos of hearts on her arm, they look so cool and i love them

84: What is a saying you say a lot?

“let me live” “i hate you” “mate” idk theres a lot

85: What’s the last song you listened to?

truth is by jay park

86: Basic question; what’s your favourite colour/colours?

blue, yellow, and green

87: What is your current desktop picture?

it’s so cute i love it 

88: If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be?

no one cause im not that mean 

89: What would be a question you’d be afraid to tell the truth on?

who i’ve been with and crap like that 

90: One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren’t really doing anything, they’re just standing around your bed. What do you do?

it would probably scare me and i would leave 

91: You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power?

super speed probably, you could do so much plus i would never be late to anything again AND i would be doing cardio, win win

92: You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?

i dont think i would ever want to do that so i’ll pass

93: You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?

i wouldnt because every experience has helped shaped me into who i am today 

94: You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be?

oh man i would have to think about this cause i dont have a person off the top of my head that comes to mind 

bm from kard maybe?? idfk 

95: You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?

korea or japan 

or maybe australia

96: Do you have any relatives in jail?

not to my knowledge 

97: Have you ever thrown up in the car?

yep :-) whoops

i mean it was in a trashcan and i was trashed so

98: Ever been on a plane?

yep

99: If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say?

pls venmo me cause im broke :D

thanks for asking!

[msf-diamond-dog]

DO ALL OF THEM!

1: 6 of the songs you listen to most?AT THE MOMENT THEY'RETattooed in Reverse - Marilyn MansonSAY10 - Marilyn MansonAnd Sadness Will Sear - TriviumThe Wretchedness Inside - Trivium It's Dangerous Business Walking Out Your Front Door - UnderoathRunaway - Spoken2: If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?Jana!3: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.4: What do you think about most?See 25: What does your latest text message from someone else say?"Absolutely! That'd be great!"6: Do you sleep with or without clothes on?With7: What’s your strangest talent?Idk man I'm bit very talented8: Girls… (finish the sentence); Boys… (finish the sentence)wut wut9: Ever had a poem or song written about you?Nah10: When is the last time you played the air guitar?GOD probably today. I do it a lot it helps me think about how a song is put together11: Do you have any strange phobias?Trypophobia12: Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?I'm sure I did when I was a kid13: What’s your religion?Not religious but the closest would be Christian14: If you are outside, what are you most likely doing?Walking to or from my truck. Or taking a walk.15: Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?BEHIND I don't like how I look16: Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band?Korn!17: What was the last lie you told?Uhhhh I don't remember. I don't often lie18: Do you believe in karma?To an extent.19: What does your URL mean?It's a Metal Gear Solid reference!20: What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength?Greatest weakness is probably mental health issues. Greatest strength is probably that I can just keep going no matter how shitty things get. Belief in something bjgger definitely helps with that.21: Who is your celebrity crush?Don't have one! 22: Have you ever gone skinny dipping?Nah23: How do you vent your anger?I don't get angry often but I usually use music!24: Do you have a collection of anything?Toys and games25: Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?Phone26: Are you happy with the person you’ve become?PFT NOPE but I'm always working on it. 27: What’s a sound you hate; sound you love?The sound of snow squeaking hurts my brain. Andd I like any kind of percussive or clicky sound really 28: What’s your biggest “what if”?I don't think much about what if. I spend most of that time thinking about what can be I guess.29: Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens?Nah and to an extent.30: Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm.My nightstand and my pupper31: Smell the air. What do you smell?Cold-ish air and clean bedding!32: What’s the worst place you have ever been to?Albuquerque was pretty shitty and I live in Phoenix.33: Choose: East Coast or West Coast?I literally don't give a fuck. 34: Most attractive singer of your opposite gender?Idk man there's not many female singers with the music I like. 35: To you, what is the meaning of life?To love and help others any way I can.36: Define Art.Everything.37: Do you believe in luck?Mmmm kinda.38: What’s the weather like right now?Nice! It's finally starting to cool off from summer.39: What time is it?11:46 PM40: Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?Yeah I drive. No, I've never had an accident 41: What was the last book you read?My vusiness textbook for school.42: Do you like the smell of gasoline?LOVE IT.43: Do you have any nicknames?Many. DJ and JJ are the most prominent44: What was the last film you saw?Oculous45: What’s the worst injury you’ve ever had?Uhhhhhh does depression count46: Have you ever caught a butterfly?Nope!47: Do you have any obsessions right now?New music that came out!48: What’s your sexual orientation?Straight49: Ever had a rumour spread about you?Yeah50: Do you believe in magic?Nah51: Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?Very rarely but theres a person or two who I haven't gotten over yet52: What is your astrological sign?Gemini!53: Do you save money or spend it?Both54: What’s the last thing you purchased?Mexican candy!55: Love or lust?Love56: In a relationship?Complicated I guess.57: How many relationships have you had?NONE58: Can you touch your nose with your tongue?Nope!59: Where were you yesterday?Home mostly.60: Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?Yeah, a pair of headphones61: Are you wearing socks right now?I am not62: What’s your favourite animal?DOGGOS63: What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you?I don't have any. I'm really shy and awkward.64: Where is your best friend?Germany65: Give me your top 5 favourite blogs on Tumblr.My favorite is @the-wretchedness-inside!66: What is your heritage?Mostly hispanic!67: What were you doing last night at 12AM?I think I was binge watching Forensic Files68: What do you think is Satan’s last name?Idfk dude69: Be honest. Ever gotten yourself off?Yes?70: Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend?O man I fuckin suck71: You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?SAVE THE DOGGO 72: You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?1 Nah, 2 Spend time with people I love and 3 nah.73: You can only have one of these things; trust or love.They both go hand in hand friendo74: What’s a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?Here to Stay by Korn75: What are the last four digits in your cell phone number?061776: In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?Love and trust and honesty77: How can I win your heart?Just be yourself if I like you I like yoy78: Can insanity bring on more creativity?Uhhh not like ACTUAL insanity79: What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?Not killing myself tbh 80: What size shoes do you wear?11-1281: What would you want to be written on your tombstone?I want to be cremated or thrown in the garbage 82: What is your favourite word?Prolly fuck or several.83: Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word; heart.Jana84: What is a saying you say a lot?Fuck85: What’s the last song you listened to?JE$U$ CRI$I$ by Marilyn Manson86: Basic question; what’s your favourite colour/colours?Blue, purple, and black!87: What is your current desktop picture?A MGS picture88: If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be?Rachel Ray of the Food Network 89: What would be a question you’d be afraid to tell the truth on?Idk man ask me a bunch and see if I get nervous90: One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren’t really doing anything, they’re just standing around your bed. What do you do?Go back to bed assuming I'm hallucinating.91: You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power?Teleportation!92: You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?I don't think I'd relive anything really. Sometimes the memories are better.93: You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?Uhhh like 7th grade through highschool.94: You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be?No one95: You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?Germany!96: Do you have any relatives in jail?Not that I know of.97: Have you ever thrown up in the car?Not while it was moving98: Ever been on a plane?Nope but I will soon!99: If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say?Just quit being a dick, man.Thank you Jana! ❤

[michaelcmunis]

let's be honest

1) name: michael

2) age: 15

3) three fears: attractive people, blushing, and being forgotten

4) three things i love: being on the phone having an amusing conversation even if the topic is stupid, i love eyes and their colors, and listening/watching a thunderstorm.

5) four turn ons: biting my bottom lip, having the person on my lap grinding, heavy breathing, SOMETIMES sexting.

6) four turn offs: talking too much about your ex, talking shit about your ex, bad breath, poor hygiene.

7) my best friend: i have like… three.

8) sexual orientation: pansexual

9) best first date: going to the movies

10) my height: five foot four inches

11) what do i miss: wendy’s

12) what time was i born: idk how ik this but i was born at 4:12 pm

13) favorite color: blue or black

14) do i have a crush: yes

15) favorite quote: “i don’t need a piece of paper saying i succeeded, i just need food.” ~ shane dawson

16) favorite place: my bed

17) favorite food: ramen

18) do i use sarcasm: EVERY CHANCE I GET

19) what am i listening to right now: certain things by james arthur

20) first things i notice in a person: eyes

21) shoe size: 8 men

22) eye color: hazel

23) hair color: brown but it gets lighter in the summer

24) favorite style of clothing: grunge clothing can be cool, but i also like basic clothes, idk i’m boring

25) ever done a prank call: yes, that was my childhood

26) meaning behind my url: it’s literally my first name, middle initial, then last name

27) favorite movie: mr. nobody, it doesn’t make any sense until the very end

28) favorite song: can i be him by james arthur

29) favorite band: maroon 5

30) how i feel right now: kind of lonely, excited but upset that i have to leave soon

31) someone i love: all three of my best friends

32) my current relationship status: taken

33) my relationship with my parents: i have a pretty good life with my mom and stepdad, my bio dad kind of gave up on me because i’m trans and my stepdad took his place

34) favorite holiday: christmas

35) tattoos and piercings i have: none atm

36) tattoos and piercings i want: i kind of want sleeves, i want some of my dad’s tattoos, and for piercings… i’m not really a huge fan, i kind of want a tongue piercing and maybe an industrial bar.

37) reason i joined tumblr: oh boy… i stan ryan stalvey so i decided i wanted to see what tumblr’s about, and i got sucked in, i’m on this more than all of my other apps.

38) do me and my last ex hate each other: oh god no, we’re on great terms

39: do i ever get good morning or good night texts: yes

40) have i ever kissed the last person i texted: almost

41) when did i last hold hands: i have no fucking clue

42) how long does it take me to get ready in the morning: like fifteen minutes, because i skip breakfast

43) have i shaved my legs within the last three days: lmao i haven’t shaved my legs in like a year

44) where am i right now: in my room

45) if i were drunk and can’t stand, who’d help me: my dd

46) do i like my music loud or at a reasonable level: i used to blast my music in my headphones but i started to lose hearing so i like it at a reasonable level

47) do i live with my mom AND dad: no, my parents divorced when i was barely two, i live with my mom

48) am i excited for anything: well i’m waiting on my sixteenth birthday so that i can start taking testosterone

49) do i have someone of the opposite sex/gender i can tell everything to: yes

50) how often do i wear a fake smile: i don’t even attempt to fake a smile, i have a plain expression most of the time

51) when was the last time i hugged someone: last friday, the 23rd??

52) what if the last person i kissed were to kiss someone else in front of me: they’re dead to me, i’d never talk to him again

53) is there anyone i trust even though I shouldn’t: i have trust issues so i either believe you or don’t

54) what is something i disliked about today: coming inside sweating my ass off because i mowed the lawn

55) if i could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be: the new dog my dad got but eeeee

56) what do i think about the most: food

57) what’s my strangest talent: i once picked up a quarter with my toes

58) do i have any strange phobias: if i blush and someone comments on it i get very defensive and embarrassed, and i’m also afraid of talking to people i find attractive, i either stutter a lot or have way too much confidence.

59) do i prefer to be behind or in front of the camera: behind!

60) what was the last lie i told: i’m almost done with my summer projects

61) do i prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online: i like facetime even though i’m on pause a lot of the time

62) do i believe in ghosts/aliens: not ghosts, but i do believe in aliens

63) do i believe in magic: no because i know how it works

64) do i believe in luck: not really

65) what’s the weather like right now: hot as fuck

66) what was the last book i’ve read: history of the world in six glasses

67) do i like the smell of gasoline: not really

68) do i have any nicknames: mike, mikey, meekle (i hate that one), and monkey but only my mom can call me that

69) what was the worst injury i’ve ever had: i’ve been stabbed, i have the scar on my stomach and i have no idea how i lived

70) do i save money or spend it: depends on how much i have

71) can i touch my nose with my tongue: no

72) is there anything pink within ten feet of me: no

73) favorite animal: cat

74) what was i doing last night at 12 am: playing mario bros on the wii

75) what do i think satan’s last name is: what kind of question is this… idfk

76) what’s a song that always makes me happy when i hear it: every song puts me in my feelings, not really happy feelings, but idk

77) how can you win my heart: buy me food

78) what would i want written on my tombstone: game over in pixelated letters

79) what’s my favorite word: fuck

80) my top five blogs on tumblr: ryan stalvey, his boyfriend, my friend’s blog, my boyfriend’s blog, and ryan’s nsfw blog

81) if the whole world were listening to me right now what would i say: get your shit together

82) do i have any relatives in jail: not that i know of

83) what super power would i chose: teleportation so i don’t have to worry about getting rides or paying for gas in the future

84) what would be a question i’d be afraid to tell the truth on: when i’m in the doctor’s office and they ask if i’m a virgin or if i’m sexually active and my mom’s in the room, i lie every single time

85) what’s my current desktop picture: i don’t have a computer but my phone’s screensaver is a grid of crystals

86) had sex: yup

87) bought condoms: yup

88) gotten pregnant: nope

89) failed a class: nope

90) kissed a boy: yes

91) kissed a girl: yes

92) have i ever kissed someone in the rain: not sure on that one

93) had a job: NO, I’M TRYING TO GET ONE BUT THE PLACE IS BEING DIFFICULT AS FUCK

94) left the house without my wallet: yeah

95) bullied someone on the internet: no, i’m not that shallow

96) had sex in public: oh god no

97) played on a sports team: yes

98) smoked weed: yup

99) did drugs: yeah?

100) smoked cigarettes: never have never will

101) drank alcohol: yes

102) am i a vegetarian or a vegan: HELL no

103) been overweight: practically my whole life

104) been underweight: nope

105) been to a wedding: yes

106) been on the computer for five hours straight: yeah

107) watched tv for five hours straight: yeah

108) been outside my home country: yes

109) gotten my heart broken: smh yeah but i did it to myself

110) been to a professional sports game: yes

111) broken a bone: no

112) cut myself: djfkwmdtkwo

113) been to prom: 8th grade prom

114) been on an airplane: yes

115) been in a helicopter: no

116) what concerts have i been two: p!nk the truth about love

117) had a crush on someone of the same sex: yes

118) learned/learning a new language: yes, spanish

119) wore make up: unfortunately

120) lost my virginity before i was eighteen: unfortunately

121) had/given oral sex: yes

122) dyed my hair: yes

123) voted in a presidential election: nah because all the candidates are trash now, but i was too young to vote for obama both terms

124) rode in an ambulance: yeah

125) had a surgery: not yet

126) met someone famous: yes

127) stalked someone on social media: yup

128) peed outside: yup

129) been fishing: yes

130) helped with charity: yeah but i hated it because the people were old and rude

131) been rejected by a crush: ohhh yeahhh it sucked

132) broken a mirror: no

133) what i want for my birthday: to start cross hormone therapy

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About Me (Part 2)

51: How often do I wear a fake smile? At least twice a day 52: When was the last time I hugged someone? This afternoon 53: What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me? I would be furious! I would probably punch the bitch and wouldn't stop until she was almost dead 54: Is there anyone I trust even though I should not? Not anymore. 55: What is something I disliked about today? I didn't get done anything I wanted to before going out this evening. 56: If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be? Definitely Billie Joe Armstrong. Or Maria Brink. 57: What do I think about most? How much better things could be if I were more successful 58: What’s my strangest talent? I can wiggle my ears and nose? 59: Do I have any strange phobias? I'm afraid of medical needles 60: Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it? Depends on the day 61: What was the last lie I told? Uhhh I'm not sure I remember. 62: Do I perfer talking on the phone or video chatting online? I guess it really depends. 63: Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens? Yes and yes 64: Do I believe in magic? Yes absolutely 65: Do I believe in luck? Yes. Everybody has a lucky streak 66: What’s the weather like right now? Umm I'm not outside so I don't know 67: What was the last book I’ve read? One with you by Sylvia Day 68: Do I like the smell of gasoline? It doesn't smell too bad 69: Do I have any nicknames? Sam, Sammi, Samskis, Sam I Am 70: What was the worst injury I’ve ever had? Probably when I hurt my ankle going down the stairs 71: Do I spend money or save it? Guilty of both 72: Can I touch my nose with a tounge? Nope. Yes I did just try 73: Is there anything pink in 10 feet from me? Yes. My socks and hair 74: Favourite animal? Penguins and sloths 75: What was I doing last night at 12 AM? Sleeping 76: What do I think is Satan’s last name is? Raisin idfk sounds good though 77: What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it? Minority by Green Day 78: How can you win my heart? Have a sense of humor and good looks. 79: What would I want to be written on my tombstone? Loved but never forgotten 80: What is my favorite word? Rawr 81: My top 5 blogs on tumblr I don't really know. I don't follow them too closely. Probably all the Subie pages 82: If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say? Stop abusing animals!!! They don't deserve it. They are just innocent souls who never mean any harm unless threatened. We are their voice. 83: Do I have any relatives in jail? Not that I know of. 84: I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power? Either teleportation or the ability to go back or forward in time 85: What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on? Umm something very personal. 86: What is my current desktop picture? At work it's of flowers 87: Had sex? Absolutely! 88: Bought condoms? Yeah 89: Gotten pregnant? No 90: Failed a class? Nope 91: Kissed a boy? I'm married to one 92: Kissed a girl? Maybe once or twice 93: Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain? Yeah 94: Had job? Ummm duhhh 95: Left the house without my wallet? Yeah 96: Bullied someone on the internet? No. Not that I know of. 97: Had sex in public? Heh… 😏 98: Played on a sports team? Nope 99: Smoked weed? Many times. 100: Did drugs? Just weed