#idek if it was a skit this time

[jeres-red-g-string]

laughing at the fact the he attempted to do the splits and then got stuck💀

[stinkrascal]

listen if emmrich turns into a skeleton it wont kill me… i’ll still romance that old man… but like truly i dont want that at all. it will upset me just a little bit lmao

[michuga]

santa baby *•̩̩͙ ✩ •̩̩͙*˚

summary: in which you wait all night long for santa, as you have been every year, for as long as you can remember. expecting a swollen belly and a full white beard, you're surprised to see a tall, dark, and handsome stranger staring back at you. or santa gets caught red-handed and has to play it off.

pairing: jeongguk x reader

genre: idek. holiday skit? palette cleanser 4 you!

warnings: swearing included, lowercase intended

very silly. i laughed for a good minute when the idea came to me, hope you enjoy!

wc: 1.5k

it's finally the holidays, your favorite time of the year. at 21, your resolve to catch santa has stayed stronger than ever. it didn't matter how many people told you santa wasn't real, you were an ambitious girl. surely one of these years, you were bound to catch him, right? i mean, who else could be responsible for the gifts under your tree, every single year?

"alright everyone, gather round! it's time to pick your secret santa buddy!" you hear your coworker yell out, along with squeals of excitement.

for the first time, this year, your company decided to hold a secret santa event, as a means of reviving the workplace environment.

yawning, you make your way to where everyone from your department was gathered. how do they have so much energy? it's barely eight in the crack ass of the morning.

"like every secret santa, each one of you will pick out a paper randomly from this bowl right here. the name you get is the person you'll be buying a gift for. any questions?" your boss says, enthusiastically.

subtle chatter fills the room. "all right then. if there are no questions, go ahead and pick your draw"

waiting your turn, you take a sip of your coffee.

"are you excited?" your friend taehyung beams, joining you.

"not really, just looking forward to my bed today."

"why? you still waiting on santa to pop down your chimney?" he says with an elbow nudge, wiggling his eyebrows.

"he's REAL taehyung. i'm not doing this with you again." with a roll of your eyes, you walk closer to the bowl filled with names.

"it's probably one of your family members, be serious for five minutes. if it's not, you definitely need your locks changed. you don't find that creepy at all? have you asked them?"

"nope. because i know it's not them. and my locks are perfectly fine. he doesn't use doors, you idiot, it's the chimney."

tsking, taehyung follows close behind.

waiting for the cookies to cool down, you plopped down on your couch. your eyelids heavy, you decide to take a quick half hour nap.

THUNK

waking up from your slumber, you're startled by the loud noise. confused, you slowly rub your eyes and scan your surroundings.

well this definitely isn't what you were expecting.

wide eyed, you stare at the strange man across the room, standing right in front of your fireplace.

are you dreaming? you're not sure. you always thought santa would be old fat and ugly, the man standing in front of you is anything but. carrying a big red sack on his back, the fabric of his sleeves lays taught against his biceps. woah, santa's jacked. you can also see a slither of a tattooed sleeve under his little getup, and piercings on his face. what the hell?

after it seems like an eon of staring at eachother in silence, you finally muster the courage to speak up.

"santa?" you ask, delirious from sleep and yet hopeful as ever.

"i'm your... secret santa!" the man says reluctantly.

"oh.. yeah you don't really look like santa." dejected, you say with a sigh.

offended, the stranger scoffs, and gestures at his read coat and matching red pants. "um.. hello?"

"nah. santa's all fat and old n' shit. you could pass as his grandson, though," you think aloud, tilting your head to the side.

"i'll take that as a compliment.. i guess?"

"wait.. i've never seen you at work before, though?"

after another awkward silence, "i'm new. i was only recently hired a few weeks ago."

"oh.. okay!" you answer, delirious on sleep and perfectly satisfied with his reekingly suspicious answers.

"well since i baked cookies for santa and you're the next best thing, why don't you have some?" getting up, you casually walk towards your fridge, grabbing the half empty carton of milk, along with two cups from your cupboard.

you hear quiet footsteps behind you, taking a seat on your kitchen island.

"so.. santa? you really believe in santa?" the stranger says, taking the cup of milk you offered him.

"i swear to god if i get made fun of one more time, i'm turning into the grinch." you deadpan, serious expression adorning your face. flat lipped, you cross your arms and stare at him.

suppressing a giggle, the stranger goes on, "no, no! don't get me wrong, i think it's cute."

you squint your eyes. "but you don't believe me."

"now you're just putting words in my mouth. when did i ever say that?" amused, he takes another bite of the freshly baked cookie.

"this is damn good stuff, you know? you should definitely sell these." your secret santa remarks, mouth full of cookie, and a visible scorn on his face.

"only the best for santa." you say, plopping down on the stool across from him. face in your palm, you watch the perfect stranger eat cookies, made with all your love, that were never meant for him.

"i really thought i'd catch him this year, damn it."

"you just wait here every year, waiting to catch him?"

"pretty much."

"well if you had caught him, that would mean he's lousy as his job, wouldn't it?"

"as lousy as you were?" you playfully say, "surely he has better work ethic than you do."

snickering, the stranger nods in agreement.

"i'll let you in on a little secret." your santa says, gesturing for you to come closer.

you lean in, lending him your ear.

"i know santa personally. i could put in a good word for you, if you want."

jerking back, you're quick to remark, "stop making fun of me, i already told you! i'm serious about this!"

"i am too! i'm being for real."

"sure. well since you do know him, let him know i've been an awful good girl this year, and i demand a gift worthy of that," you say, going along with his bit.

"hmm.. i'm pretty sure he's the one who gets to decide that, but alright, i'll let him know. anything else?"

"and that i've written up a wishlist." you pick up the piece of paper you left under the plate of cookies. "here you go. make sure he gets this."

taking the piece of paper from you, the stranger quietly reads what's written.

"alright. shouldn't be too hard to accomplish," he says, matter-of-factedly.

this dude's a wacko.

yawning, the sleepiness from earlier latching onto you again.

"well, i'll be going to bed now. would you like me to show you out?"

"i'll manage. thanks for the cookies!" grabbing his gift sack from off the ground, he gets up and heads towards the chimney.

going up the stairs with your back turned to him, you wave him off.

mere seconds after plopping down onto your bed, you fall back asleep, wondering off to dreamland for sure this time.

you hear the sound of birds chirping, feel the sun shining on your face.

you peacefully turn in your sleep.

one, two minutes pass.

with a furrow of your eyebrows, you come to.

wait.

wait.

what the fuck?

startled, you spring out of bed.

as the events of last night dawn on you, your eyes gradually widen in shock.

????????????

running down your stairs, you scramble into your kitchen

to find

the plate of cookies

empty.

you weren't dreaming.

oh god. oh god. now you've finally done it. a stranger merrily breaks into your house and you made conversation with him?

from the corner of your eyes, you spot something shimmering under your christmas tree.

gifts?

"jesus, what happened to you?" taehyung asks with a sandwich in his mouth. "did the grinch visit you?"

you hadn't bothered to look at the mirror this morning, rushing to get dressed and out the door. you need real human interaction to feel sane. you were also hoping to find an answer to whatever the fuck happened last night.

"i think a stranger broke into my house last night. i think i also offered him cookies."

choking on said sandwich, taehyung coughs a few times before finally clearing his throat.

"pardon?"

"he said he was my secret santa."

"and you just.. accepted the fact?"

"well.. yeah? i was half asleep and waiting for santa," you say with a pout.

"the fuck? that's breaking and entering?? you should file a police report! oh god, he works here, doesn't he? do you remember what he looks like??"

recalling the events of last night, you find yourself lost in thought. "yeah.. quite an odd fellow."

scratching your head, you continue, "damn, he never even told me his name."

"dude, i knew you were off your rocker, but this has got to be a new low."

"um.. excuse me?" a voice calls out from behind you.

you turn around to see mingyu, one of your coworkers, holding a neatly wrapped gift box.

"i got your name.. i didn't really know what you'd like so i got you a bunch of different things.. i really hope you like them."

silence.

"or if you don't, i can always return them and get something else! really, it's no trouble!"

silence.

...

taehyung nudges you hard.

"mingyu, you're my secret santa?"

"..yes?"

"then who the fuck was that at my house last night?"

[suguelya]

I am 100 percent with you on preferring the JP line in that cutscene if only because it does feel more powerful (and his voice is SO soft, which is something that frequently gets completely lost in the dub in general. Mamoru carries a much softer tone overall for Flynn, similar to how Yuri's playfulness and carefree vibe got lost in favor of the dub's aim for a more "cool adult guy").

That said, I was not even aware they left the whistle out!!! I haven't bothered with that sidequest because the outfit is readily available for free as DLC.

While I enjoy having Flynn present in the last battle, I wish they'd just had him look back up at the sky and say that right next to Yuri right before the very end of the cutscene (since imo that'd be the best placement for it). No reason not to stick that back in!!!

But removing the whistle is just an outright crime and I am owed a fee from the people who decided that for the devastation I've been inflicted with.

Big same 🤝

I used to be such a fan of the eng dub but tbh ever since I experienced the original japanese (back when we still called it the PS3 Version lol) I never looked back. The wording is so, so, SO much more layered and leaves little room to misinterpret subtleties and subtext. Like you, I've had many gripes about the localization because sometimes they just plain insert stuff that was never there in the first place - iirc Troy Baker admited that apparently they rushed the dub so hard, sometimes the voice actors themselves were asked to chip in for the translation...he said he loved that (I'll bet), but that might explain why so much of the OG english script was already full of weird phrasings and insertions...add to that the even more sloppy and lazy DE localization and you get only half of the richness of the original japanese.

Also yes Mamo and Tori *are* Flynn and Yuri more than anybody ever could be. Sam and Troy do a good enough job but I agree that Troy may have been directed to play Yuri closer to a traditional "cool bad boy", which is hilarious given how the original Yuri is a twist on that very trope. Unfortunately, Troy gave him this uncharacteristically cold/aggressive edge whenever he talks to Flynn that it makes it sound like he's always annoyed to see him, and it strips their relationship of so much of the softness and playfulness that Tori lends Yuri.

Anyway enough about me ranting because I could go on for about 10 more hours about this issue lmao. Honestly yeah they very well could've rearranged Flynn's cutscene to fit in there at the end, like hell if you can change the entire camera angles of whole scenes you can change that one background, no?? Knowing Tomizawa though that might have been more effort than he was willing to grant this remaster - won't be his last time.

Same for the wolf whistling!! They replaced it with a skit that is just as funny...

....but void of the insane flirting the original had. Idek why they went so far as to change it, it would've been less work to just leave it as it was 😭

[damaged-collateral]

Since ONE person asked heres an unquantifiable portion of everything that I found during my fall down the rabbit hole:

Paul G Raymond Channel: https://youtu.be/N3DwWLfloYI?si=2-LLKvBX7CzPIcJo Both Luke and AJ are in this I fucking love the awkwardness mixed with the wholesomeness pls do go check out his other shorts too Paul is great

In Cahoots: https://www.youtube.com/@InCahootsComedy Luke and Paul's old comedy duo channel Civilized People is sooo good and both AJ and Luke are in it, theres also another skit with Luke called How to spot a terrorist Rosie Holt who has featured in some SFTH shows also shows up in a video! Agent Ironneck: https://www.lbbonline.com/work/81627 Tom stars in this one. I love it so much idek what was going on but I love it Two Actors: https://www.youtube.com/@twoactors1683 SUPER old channel by AJ and one Jamie Seymour AJ is in most of them and Tom also shows up in a few vids Camping with Greg https://youtu.be/SSl18E1a9g0?si=PnOVrQPMEFaofVQ1 the best one in my humblest of opinions @8:58 https://youtu.be/c4d6JscbDXU?si=lCi5Da3SCaIB12uD Luke and Paul doing a lil improv scene

The Educatoror: https://youtu.be/_jKtJw6sX4Q?si=6h6vsDgZqe5Sa-2r Luke shows up in episode 2 ngl I didn't watch the rest 😭 but as former tech class assistant I can confirm he got the role down In Cahoots on BBC Asian Network: https://youtu.be/y3QvluaHLrA?si=6uzd7LIcjyZGY5lD https://youtu.be/CaHjUaD71SY?si=JIk-QO0PcKK34pCZ Some More In Cahoots: https://youtu.be/dUoN3Z_cUqM?si=pfXtNAA1EPc0SAV4 Sketchtopia: https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b09yvksy The Monster: https://youtu.be/YsiFLYQopcU?si=a1D309KGZGoMaq8_ Luke (and Paul!) show up in the middle but I wld reccomend watching it through its a super well made little film

Support Acts: https://www.youtube.com/@supportacts4497 Three episode lil show starring Luke (and Paul! and Rosie Holt!) shame none of the vids seem to have many views cause I loved them

Black and White Bushido: https://youtu.be/H2q4j6T0y1U?si=QcBuNnNhmjFSHUxR Nintendo ad that Luke is in

The London Traffic Warden: https://youtu.be/k5H_zwOn6cI?si=fp8yJGvGUohqii8R I think Sam is in this??? But I could not point out where Dalstionian: https://www.willwebbful.com/work-1/dalstonian Absolutly beautifuly directed short starring AJ

The Pineapple Friends: https://www.youtube.com/@thepineapplefriends4075 Some improvised sketches AJ shows up in most AJ got some acting chops: https://youtu.be/ubpskHZWTos?si=tiJEs9QJR78BcDNq

AJJJJJJ: https://www.youtube.com/@lofifilm25 Ofcourse AJs amazing short films f r e d (is that how its typed?) is genuinly amazing plssss go check his stuff out its so freaking cool

Theres probably more stuff I mostly included sketch/acting related stuff this spiral mostly started because I had an energy drink for the first time in years and no pressing work to do and I just LOOOOVE the specific style of sketch comedy that In Cahoots and Paul and Luke did cause its the sort of silly shit I make with my own improv group and I just love those vibes. Anyways half this stuff was probably already found by ppl in the discord which I still have yet to join, and this doesnt feature lots of things they acted directed produced or wrote for, but thats all available online so go look for it urself. I also am new to tumblr so I have no clue if this will show up to the person who even asked for the recs so @hellsquills idk is that good???

couldn't sleep and went so deep down the sfth rabbit hole looking into every fucking thing these guys have ever made/been in and finding videos with like <50 views or from over 10 years ago and I can confirm these fellas have always been funny

[prettyboyeddiemunson]

i have thee biggest dilemma on my hands since..idek when but i’m so stressed. i’m looking for this eddie smut and like reader has tattoos eddie didn’t know abt so when reader wore a skit for the first time he was so fascinated abt it and she shows the rest and what not but i cannot find it and i’ve went to hell and back. and i have no idea who wrote it so that’s peachy🧍🏾‍♀️. someone help me this is a cry for help

-🫶🏾

SOMEONE HELP THEM OUT PLS!! I THINK I REMEMBER SOMETHING LIKE THIS BUT I CANT REMEMBER WHO WROTE IT

[genericdre]

I have many thoughts about Alex and Carrie so here are all my headcanons about them given that the boys can be seen by all

Carrie is a lesbian and her and Alex have wlw and mlm solidarity vibes

Carrie introduces Alex to rupauls drag race and they do face masks while watching it together

They make choreography to dances all the time and together they own tiktok just doing their dances

They probably also do a skit where they’re both in baby pink robes with their initials in gold thread drinking “mimosas” (orange juice in fancy glasses) and roasting the other hand members, all in good fun ofc

Carrie practices makeup looks on Alex and teaches Alex how to do makeup

They often paint each other’s nails instead of focusing at band rehearsals

Carrie came out to Alex before anyone else

Snarky and sassy comments on the daily from both of them

I’m not sure how this one would work being that their ghosts and Idek how their clothe situation works, but she would get him really cool outfits

She would also feature him in Dirty Candy, letting him sing and dance with her. He’s like an honary member

She catches Alex up on all the modern slang and mannerisms (his favorite phrases are ‘simp’ and obviously ‘woke’ but he LOVES all the gestures, especially 💁🏼‍♂️ and the Debby Ryan look)

Bonus for Lulex/Jarrie shippers:

They bond over their feelings for their best friends (Luke and Julie) and help each other get (or get back) with them

Carries knows ALL about Alex and Luke’s past and Alex is the first person Carrie confesses her feelings for Julie to

[gintamajustaway]

I've followed u for so long idek probably all the way through my teenage years to adulthood and gintama stayed through various phases a source of comfort. this is like my first ask to u but I trust ur opinion - I kinda heard since the manga ended how it got a bit convoluted here n there, and just wanted to make sure if it still retains what makes gintama gintama, like it doesn't suddenly go into directions that don't make sense character wise? I'd still enjoy it but like, with dread lmao

Overall, yes, it retains the spirit and feeling of Gintama. There are no ridiculous het pairings at the end or anything like that and in fact, Sorachi makes fun of those kinds of endings in a hilarious skit that makes me laugh every single time I see it. The plot is what gets kinda messy and, to me, there are a lot of plotholes, but it’s still enjoyable. Sorachi stays true to the characters for the most part and I don’t know how far you are, but if Kamui is your favorite then lol you’re out of luck, sad to say. But as a whole, I think you’ll enjoy it!

[xoruffitup]

Adam Driver on SNL: 1/25 Dress Rehearsal Recap

I’m having dejavu of the best kind. I’m sitting here on the bus on my way back from NYC in hungover euphoria and overjoyed disbelief at everything I just experienced, texting new friends and old, recounting everything in my head and smiling so hard. The September 2018 weekend of Adam’s last SNL show lives in my memory in unmatched infamy, so my excitement was off the charts to do it all again. And because this show was absolutely fucking INCREDIBLE, this weekend delivered in every way all over again!! Seriously, my face aches from how I can’t stop smiling aksnksj HELP :’)

My friends and I were in the Dress Rehearsal, so below the cut are retellings of ALLLL the skits including those cut from the Live show - and no small amount of helpless emotional flailing.

I had an idea of what to expect after attending Adam’s 2018 show, but I nevertheless felt sky-high levels of anxiety when Sarah and we arrived at the NBC shop at 6:30. I knew rationally that our chances of getting into Dress were good with numbers #12 - 14, but every now and then there’s the occasional oddity of only a handful of Standby people getting in. Though even without any uncertainty in the equation, my entire being goes on Hyped/Anxious Overdrive anyway whenever I’m about to be in the same space as Adam sO really there’s nothing for it. :’)

They lined us up by numbers, I did a lot of emotional wobbling like “I can’t believe we’re here again together guys waaaah” (have I mentioned I met these girls at Adam’s last show? Full circle moment of the highest and most beautiful caliber and it had me hella verklempt), and thennnn - drumroll and hushed silence please - the main security guy comes up to the giant line and asks the first 20 people to come with him.

As they constantly remind you throughout this thoroughly nerve-wracking process, there is no guarantee you’ll actually get into the show until you’re physically in the seat. It’s a long, harrowing trip from the NBC store where the line gathers, up stairs, elevators, and through hallways to reach the studio, and you can still be cut even as far as the very last checkpoint if all seats fill up with the people ahead of you. So as you get closer, the excitement spikes higher and higher but so does the worry! We went through security, and then I clung to our new Standby line friend Catherine’s arm as they lined us up two-by-two on the first staircase, with Sarah and @reylonly right behind. I was likely extremely annoying as I couldn’t help being rambly and weird in my nerves and compulsively hugging my girls’ arms. @reylonly did her very best to calm my hot mess down, bless her.

About 45 minutes later (Maybe? I had no idea what time was, lbr) we reached the final point of the elevator and last hallway, and were held just outside the studio. THEN - the woman there instructed the next 4 to follow her in (thank GOD because we were terrified of being split up), WE WENT INTO THE STUDIO WHEW YAYAY OMFG WE WERE THERE!!! - but then oh no it happened so fast that she pointed @reylonly down to a single seat in the center and then the other 3 of us to seats towards the left side of the stage. They were all single seats, but thank GOSH they were all end seats of rows right next to each other. So Sarah was right in front of me and I could grab her shoulder (which I would do a lot in increasingly desperate excitement over the next 2 hours), and Catherine and I could reach across the aisle to cling to each other’s hands! @reylonly was on her own but in an incredible seat, and during commercial breaks we would lean forward to wave and blow kisses to each other and mime flailing or crying as one incredible sketch after another played out in front of us. I made sure to be friendly and talk to the people sitting next to me so they wouldn’t be too annoyed with me and Sarah always grabbing at each other, but LOL they probably thought I was at least a little insane. I mean, maybe for the moment alone when I saw a girl I’d made friends with in line but then lost track of in a seat not too far from me, and we started waving and dabbing at each other. Once we were seated there in the studio, all the anxiety gave way to surging excitement and I was practically bouncing in my seat, so overjoyed to be there and see my dear fandom friends there with me!

Michael Che warmed up the audience with some standup, the House band jammed, and Sarah and I momentarily got Extremely Excited when we saw them setting up the hell backdrop set for the cold open and thought at the time it was supposed to be Tattooine for a Star Wars skit, lolol. But then the actual show started, and with our Adam-eagle eyes Catherine reached out to whisper “there he is! In the blonde wig!” And, heart in my throat no matter how many times I see this man in person, I frantically squinted at all the people waiting just off to the side of the set until I saw that unmistakably Tol Broad back, and then he stepped onto the set and into the lighted camera’s view and I was cheering and clapping so hard for his first appearance that I couldn’t hear who he was supposed to be playing. xD I was just tapping Sarah’s shoulder in front of me, bouncing in my seat a little, and trying not to start levitating with the sheer force of my excitement and joy to be there.

OKAY from here I’ll break this up by skit! Anything that was different or missing from the Live show I put in bold font if you want to skip to that! Starting with...

Intro Monologue

WHAT A GOOD MONOLOGUE, ITS LIKE THEY JUST LET ADAM RUN WITH IT AND WRITE IT HIMSELF IT WAS SO HIM AND HILARIOUS AND WEIRD AND YET CHARMING IDEK I WILL NEVER COMPREHEND THE WONDER OF THIS MAN??

So when he dropped the bomb of “I’m a husband and a FATHER” I clapped Sarah’s shoulder SO HARD, then he made he joke “I’ve made it very clear to my son that he’s second in everything” and I could not bELIEVE the wonder of what I was hearing omfg. I heard the words “my son” come out of his mouth with my own ears WHO COULD HAVE PREDICTED, SURE AS HELL NOT ME????

Then he went into the audience to demonstrate how “approachable” he is and was so awk/weird/hilarious I was just losing it, then took his time meandering around the stage and making weird faces into the camera and I was just LOSING IT. And AKSKSJA after that he wandered over to another camera that was lower and kind of hummed as he lifted his shirt and put it over the camera so we got a full on belly button view for 2 unbelievable glorious seconds!! He looked up at the monitors as he was doing it and went “oh you can’t see anything” so that’s probably why he sadly didn’t flash his belly in the Live show.

“Cheer” with Adam as one of the team coaches

I’m going by the skit order in Dress, and this one was first after the monologue. Best part for me was the accent reminiscent of Clyde Logan. :3 But tbh, of the 6 skits they did for the Live show, I kind of wish this one had been swapped for the one performed last in Dress that was sO Wild and would have made fandom absolutely lose its shit aksnksal more to come on that.

UNDERCOVER BOSS AKA RANDY THE INTERN

THE BEST GIFT WE COULD HAVE RECEIVED!! BLESS YOU SNL AND ADAM FOR GIVING US KYLO CONTENT TO BE HAPPY OVER AND LOVE WHOLE HEARTEDLY. T___T

Honestly, I cannot even properly describe my reaction when the Undercover Boss intro logo appeared on all the monitors oHMYLoRDDD. I nearly leapt out of my seat, like my heart nearly jumped clear out of my chest oh my fuck and I was legit holding onto Sarah so much I almost slid out of my seat - I just couldn’t believe it and I cheered SO LOUD. The entire audience erupted with this “HOLY SHIT” vibe outburst and I was SO happy to be there in that moment - knowing that our entire fandom was only hours away from this!! I honestly didn’t expect it at all - after they didn’t do one of these the second time Adam was on, I thought there was no chance. But IT HAPPENED AND IT WAS SO QUALITY HILARIOUS WE ARE SO BLESSED - THANK YOU TO RANDY’S LIL BEANIE AND VEST AND HIPSTER PANTS.

Pretty sure I like half curled up on myself laughing so hard my feet left the floor at OK BOOMER. And at the part with “will Rey take his hand?” I swear MY SOUL NEAR LEFT MY BODY I MEAN IS THIS THE REAL LIFE IS THIS JUST FANTASYYYY

..... Can someone come promise me we really didn’t just collectively hallucinate that??

SAG Awards Fashion Red Carpet

I’m not too disappointed this one was cut. Of all the amazing skits performed, I would have ranked this one lower. Adam and Kenan Thompson were fashion critics talking about celebs’ looks on the SAG red carpet. A minute in Adam says, “We should be paying more attention to the kids!” Kenan: *nervous laugh* “uh, should we??” Adam starts talking about/admiring the outfits for like Finn Wolfhard etc, with hilarious but bordering creepy descriptions like “masculine but not quite fully grown,” until Kenan is like “umm maybe we shouldn’t be talking about kids this much?”

They interview a girl who’s supposed to be Jojo Siwa and Adam’s like “you should know I think you’re beautiful. Kids need to hear more often that they’re beautiful.” Kenan panics, going “alRIGHT we’re gonna cut back to the studio now!” The skit ended with Adam: “I got a ticket to the Nickelodeon afterparty and I’m gonna swipe one of those kids in my pocket!”

“Slow” Digital Short

HONESTLY, this competes with Undercover Boss for my favorite skit of the night. I can’t even tell you - I had literal tears running down my face I was laughing SO fucking hard during this entire thing. From the first moment we heard Adam’s deep-ass voice I absolutely and entirely lost my shit oh my GOD. We’d been so pumped for Adam in some kind of rap sketch when we saw the photos of him and Kenan filming the day before, but it was SO FUCKING GOOD. I will never ever in all my days not bust out laughing at “Bring that ass here” and “In a 65 hour lane going 2” aksnskns I’m on the bus struggling to fight back laughter just thinking about it SEND HELP!!!

It’s just brilliant. The turtle next to his expensive loafers. His cheesy sunglasses. That shot of his glorious bare arms. His deep voice “Baby” when they’re at the door and “But I brought ice cream” oh my god I love it so much BLESS YOU SNL BLESS YOU. I never in all my days thought I’d get Adam rapping but it’s every single thing I never knew I needed.

Del Taco Commercial / “Aw Man I’m All Outta Cash!”

ADAM’S SLEAZY LOOKING LONG WIG LMAO. This one was a wild and funny time once you got into it and just let it go. Once Kyle, Beck, and Adam were all yelling the line and Adam went “You don’t want to kill yourself, you just want a taco, Jesus” everyone was ROLLING. I think the only difference (is this even worth color coding lol) was that after Kyle took his pants off Adam kept slapping his thigh during Dress bahaha.

“Hot Dad” Adam dealing with a clogged toilet at a teenaged girls’ sleepover

Adam and Kate McKinnon comedy together YES PLEASE. This one was all the same as far as I can remember, but I will say that a woop/cheer rose from the people sitting near the set for this one at the line about Adam being a “hot Dad.” Yep sounds about right.

(Halsey’s first song, Weekend Update)

Medieval Renaissance Fair

You can’t have Adam host SNL without giving him some ridiculous character skit ala Oil Baron Parnassus. I absolutely loved how intense and deep he was for this kind of nonsense xD We can thank this skit for giving us footage of Adam yelling “Whore!” and spitting, lmao. Also.... I’ll just say in that outfit and wig he looked even Extra Big in comparison to everyone around him.

Courtroom Trial / Sinbad on Cameo

I’m also okay with this one being cut, but I was biased to enjoy the hell out of it live because the set was right in front of where I was sitting and I had such a perfect view of him. <3

Adam was supposed to be the defendant in a case where a female coworker claims he harassed her by sending “threatening” videos. Adam goes up on the stand and the prosecutor asks “are you familiar with these videos?” Cut over to Kenan Thompson, who’s pretending to be Sinbad on the app Cameo, making videos for the woman that are like “Hey you better give Mark a chance! Otherwise he might come after you!” Adam responds with disbelief: “I have no idea who this Sinbad person is and frankly, your honor, this is pissing me off.” Kenan acts a few more videos which keep getting funnier because he keeps eating things or being in crowded public places while filming them. But in the final video he references Adam’s character’s name so it’s clear he was the one requesting the videos. Adam gets all sad on the stand: “It doesn’t matter. No one likes me anyway!” It ends with Kenan as Sinbad crashing into the courtroom in person.

This was more Kenan’s skit as he really was hilarious, but someone had to explain to me afterwards who Sinbad is and how the Cameo app works so I didn’t quite ~get it while watching. BUT more importantly - Adam looked great despite the weird brown wig he had on. During the second of Kenan’s videos when the cameras were on Kenan instead, Adam’s face definitely started quivering with suppressed laughter until he visibly locked it down like NO FOCUS ADAM. Most of my attention stayed fixed on the buttons of his shirt because hOOo boy were they straining! Without me even saying anything, Catherine reached across the aisle for me immediately afterwards and whispered, “That shirt did /not/ fit well.” OH YES I NOTICED >:33

PBS Science Show

Another one which was performed right directly in front of us!! I already knew this was going to be a good one because Adam went right over to the skeleton mannequin when he came on set and started playing with it, like making the arm and wrist wiggle around. The biggest dork cutie you’ll ever see.

He was standing right under me, which meant once he started handling the balloon I got mighty distracted watching his MASSIVE hands around that tiny-looking balloon. >:)) Then I cracked up so hard when he got exasperated and threw something back against the window. WE GOT TO SEE HIM SMASH SOMETHING IN PERSON YESSSS

Ketchup bottles

Oh my GOD EVERYTHING WAS AMAZING ABOUT THIS ONE FROM START TO FINISH. The best part though might have been the prep beforehand. Someone carried the giant Ketchup and hot sauce bottles onto the set before the actors came on and we were like wtf? (For a minute I was triggered remembering Kanye coming on in his Perrier bottle during the 2018 show) But THEN Adam and Cecily Strong came on in big red shirts and people started lifting the giant plastic bottles over them and LOL we realized where this was going. They definitely struggled for a minute getting Adam’s bottle up over his head because of his height xD People in the audience were already laughing just watching this costume set up, and once Adam got the bottle on a WOOT cheer rose which I later learned was none other than @reylonly aka my hero. It was followed by someone yelling “THATS HOT”, which akndosjan made Adam laugh and raise his arms with a hilarious little shimmy in the bottle. He really seemed to be enjoying himself during the whole show, but during this ridiculous and incredibly hilarious skit especially so.

Game Night / Movie Quote Competition

OKAY this is the skit it’s a real tragedy didn’t make it on air! There were lines in this I couldn’t beLiEvE my ears were hearing, and if we ever get a recording I’m pretty sure the fandom would basically implode. 

Three couples are sitting around a living room having a game night. Adam is sitting with Kate McKinnon with his arm around her. After they finish playing Settlers of Catan, Heidi Gardner suggests they play a movie quote game where one of them says a line from a movie and the rest have to guess the movie. She is clearly very into it, and the others reluctantly agree. It quickly becomes clear that Adam is just as good at the game as she is, and they immediately start becoming competitive. They reach the point where they quote three lines from Captain Phillips in a row, trying to trick each other. As the game gets more heated, they exchange aggressive flirty banter such as:

Heidi: You really know your movie quotes, huh? Adam: Yeah I do. Heidi: And with some BDE over there. Adam: Yeah, I got that too.

AND !!!!!!!!!!

Heidi: You’re quite the movie flick daddy. Adam: I’m the world’s biggest flick daddy.

!!!!!!!!! HE CALLED HIMSELF A DADDY HELP CALL 911 EMERGENCY !!!!!!!!!!

The game keeps escalating until Kate tries to calm Adam down and he brushes her off. Everyone else tries to tell Heidi to relax, and she responds “What?! I’m supposed to lie back and let (Kate’s character’s name)’s hot husband rail me??”

I WAS FLOATING ON THE CEILING BY THIS POINT, I literally couldn’t believe what my ears were hearing alsdfjsldafjlsdkfj!

It gets to the point where they’re both standing, shouting completely vague snippets of lines at each other while the other continues to guess correctly. Until finally Adam exclaims, “I got a good one!” He grabs her and fULL ON kisses her. 

(Pictures from The Adam Driver Files twitter.)

Immediately afterwards she goes, “I know! That was the kiss from (Movie X - I can’t remember the exact title).” Adam: “HOW DID YOU KNOW?!” Heidi: “From how you moved your tongue!”

I’m still reeling from this one. Adam calling himself a daddy, talk of “getting railed” by him, and intense kissing?! Oh my lORDDDD. I’m still trying to keep it playing on a loop in my ears. I’m not sure if we as a fandom could collectively survive a full video of this, but GOD I hope we get the chance to test ourselves. RELEASE THE UNAIRED VIDEO, YOU NBC COWARDS!!!

FLICK DADDY INDEED

...Aaaaaaand that was a wrap! After 10 skits and nearly 2.5 hours, it literally felt like I had run a marathon at a full sprint. I was just trying to process everything I’d just witnessed, while trying to focus on committing every single thing to memory. I just couldn’t believe the range of amazing and hilarious things I’d just seen Adam doing: Play a talking ketchup bottle, call himself a daddy, awkwardly talk about feminine products clogging his toilet, yell “WHORE” then spit and swing a medieval mace around, rap hilariously, and yell about umami?? It was all almost TOO MUCH. 

For full-circle and emotional fulfillment reasons, I wore my Save Ben Solo shirt to the show just like I did at the 2018 show. I had debated beforehand whether it would be too bittersweet to wear it after TROS, but now I’m so glad I did. All these hilarious and zany skits were just what we all needed to continue the cycle of fandom excitement and positivity despite the last month. I’m so incredibly grateful to SNL for such great material for Adam to work with and us to laugh at, and for giving us the perfect reminder that there’s still so much to whole-heartedly appreciate and love. Most of all, Adam himself. <3

THANK YOU SNL AND ADAM FOR ANOTHER LIFE-HIGHLIGHT WEEKEND! <3

[winkyjinki]

author asks 1-30 GO!

WHEW OK STRAP IN BUCKO (I already answered 1&29 uwu)

2. When you’re writing a new story, what is the one thing you need to know before you can start?

This is gonna sound so like “duh bitch” but I always need to know AT LEAST how I want it to end. Or like the almost-end. Bc it’s like if you know where you want to go then you can figure out how to build up to that moment. 

They always say it’s not abt the destination, but the journey. But like in this case, you need to know the destination to figure out the journey oop--

3. How do you know when a scene is “done”?

This is gonna sound so vague but like... when I feel like it’s complete? Like when I think it’s served its purpose in the fic.

In theatre, every single scene has a purpose in building up to the climax & resolution, so I always try to make sure that each scene has served its purpose in moving the plot along/gives you something for a later plot point.

4. How do you know when a chapter is “done”?

Ummm... I try to end it at a good point. Honestly this is the hardest for me because I always want to end it at a good point but also where it feels like the equivalent of a half-cadence in music (it doesn’t feel complete).

That’s like my best explanation.

5. How do you know when a story is “done”?

I think my story is done when I’ve neatly wrapped up the plot to my liking while also leaving as little loose ends as possible.

This is a boring answer lmao but it’s really my best explanation.

6. Where do your titles come from?

Most of my titles come from songs that my fics remind me of. I try to make it be like ~poetic~ bc I can’t come up w titles from the pits of my brain but I can def try to find the perfect song lyric LOL

7. How do you feel about prologues?

I feel like it’s really useful for setting some background info that you want to reference but don’t actually want to explain in the main story LOL but it’s def not necessary

8. How do you feel about epilogues?

Another thing that I feel is def not necessary but sometimes you want a little “what happens next?”...as a treat

9. Do you tend to have an external narrator or use one of the characters?

I like the idea of using a limited POV, so I like to use one of the characters for narration. Bc in my opinion it’s a little much when you’re like spending so much time being ~omniscient~ but that’s just my opinion.

10. Does your narrator move from character to character? 

Ummm honestly it depends for me. Like for me it’s like...if the story calls for it in my heart. 

I usually like to keep it to one character unless I’m planning a more complex story that calls for a lot of different POVs!

11. What punctuation do you love too much?

Bruh... Commas, semicolons and this bitch (–) are my holy grail I feel like I’m the queen of run-on sentences.

12. What punctuation do you hate with a passion?

Okay I don’t HATE them but I really don’t like the overuse!!!!! of exclamation points!!!!!! I use them a lot when I’m just posting about stuff I’m really passionate about like that’s cute I just am not too crazy about that in like prose & creative writing. I wouldn’t say it’s a pet peeve, per se, but it’s just not my cup of tea :/

13. What grammar tends to cause problems when you’re writing?

Idek what this means but like I guess I struggle with writing verbs in the right POV bc, like I said, I'm the queen of run on sentences so I tend to lose focus on what’s the subject of the sentence.

14. What’s the one word you can never spell/use properly, no matter how hard you try?

I am actually illiterate so I always end up misspelling words ALL the time just bc like my brain will turn off. I used to use the word “futile” incorrectly all the time but once I like actually found out how to use it correctly, I’ve been pretty good :0

15. How do you write a really good metaphor?

Bro when I figure it out I will SHARE

I don’t have a strategy--sometimes I just write good ones and idek how it happened oof--

16. What is your best piece of advice for writing angst scenes?

If you are HURTING by the time you’re done with it, you did it right. When I write angst, I know it’s good if my heart hurts by the end of it LOL

17. What is your best piece of advice for writing hurt/comfort scenes?

Kinda the same as 16, like it hurts but in a better way. This will probably also be the same as my answer for 22, but if it just makes you soft, you’re doing well.

Soft & hurt is the combo you need for that.

18. What is your best piece of advice for writing comedy scenes?

I like to share these scenes with people (beta readers, friends, etc.) and see how they receive them. Even if they don’t laugh like SUPER HARD, I think it’s worth keeping if they make positive comments and they say stuff like “That’s a mood.” or “I related to that hard.” bc in my humble opinion that’s good enough for me.

I’m working on a Trashmouth comedy special series, and I literally just read the skits to my friends and see what lands and what doesn’t.

I just like to treat any comedy scene as a comedy skit. Just see what lands !

19. What is your best piece of advice for writing action scenes?

Oh man, I don’t do a lot of those, so I don’t really have much advice for that :( maybe in like a year I’ll have something for that lollll

20. What is your best piece of advice for writing smut scenes?

Now I’m no expert on doing the dirty, but I did read up on how to write like...good sex scenes....and a lot of the sources say to (in my own words) overload on thought and emotion. 

Like honestly I don’t read smut for the sex (I mean like.... I get hype when my ship gets nasty but that’s beside the point), I read it to see how someone comes undone for their lover and I think that’s IMPORTANT. Tbh anyone can write sex, but like I need that connection.

21. What is your best piece of advice for writing romance scenes?

Overload on that thought and emotion, dude. Make your heart THROB. I like to make this a matter of building tension and setting the release. Like no I will not be giving you that kiss yet bc that’s too easy. Build it up a little bit.

Talk about slow burn

22. What is your best piece of advice for writing fluff scenes?

If you read it and you feel like you might explode from how much these characters love each other, you are doing amazing, sweetie.

23. How do you balance your characters in an ensemble story?

I like to list out the primary, secondary, and side characters and figure out where they come in the story, what the relationships are, what purpose they serve the plot, stuff like that.

In a theatre standpoint (obviously), any character in a play has their own purpose and without even one of them, you can’t wrap that story up neatly. Like in Ancient Greek plays, even the smallest part played an integral part in moving the plot along.

24. How do you balance your characters when there are only a two or three in a story?

I like to think about what purpose each character serves in the story. I also like to think about whether this story revolves around one character, or if it delves into each character’s story and they kind of intertwine. Maybe they’re family or a team or roommates, or maybe they’re strangers whose lives are connected in some way if you wanna take that route.

I think when there are so little characters, you get more room to make them their own people. And you have that possibility of making it a collection of stories that come together without making it so confusing.

I think about that in, like, a theatre standpoint obviously.

25. How do you create an original character?

AAA I’ve never really made an OC but honestly I like to think it’s like making a sim LOL I’m so sorry to EVERYONE who’s ever made an OC.

I don’t even remember was my OC building process was like when I wrote original stories in, like, middle school.

26. How do you go about world building?

Oof ok I’ve been writing fanfic for as long as I can remember so that’s kinda cheating a little bit LOL it’s self explanatory.

But in the few original stories I’ve written (and honestly even when I write for some AUs), I base a lot of things on my own reality. So like people I know, places I like to go to, events that have taken place in my lifetime, they’re like the template, and depending on the nature of this world (realistic, fantasy, modern, futuristic, etc), that’s like how I’ll mold it to be part of that world.

27. Do you try to do most of your research ahead of writing (when research is necessary) or do you do it as things come up?

Honestly, I research things as they come up because things are always gonna come up. I’m constantly coming up with little things I can add into my fics, and I like to try all my ideas to see if they work with the story. I don’t want to scrap an idea just bc it’s not in my archive of research.

I also think when you get too wrapped up in technicalities, you lose focus of the actual story, so I like to jump in and do all my fact-checking as I go along!

28. How do you make sure your plot points are there while also making them blend in with the story?

This is something that I’m still figuring out because I’m just now getting back into writing longer fics, but I think as long as you make them fit in a way that they serve the plot or they play into one of your characters’ motives then it’s a good plot point!

30. How do you edit your stories?

This is gonna sound so extra, but I rewrite ALL OF IT from the beginning. When I do this, it really helps me figure out how to write thing in a more efficient and effective manner.

And I cannot stress this enough, beta readers are SO useful. You can do all of the proofreading you want, but someone who’s reading your writing will probably catch more spelling and grammar mistakes honestly. Also, they can give you insight on what might need more development, what might not make as much sense, and what really isn’t that necessary.

[captorcorp]

ok im just gonna. make a list of things im stressing or feeling :/ about rn and maybe rant a bit for some of them since i don’t want to hold stuff in and i have the time if i need to tear up

- presentation in one class. it’s short but still, talking in front of the whole class OTL

- haven’t started any homework/studying for finals for next week... i have time but still feel bad for procrastinating

- have to memorize a skit for my japanese class and don’t even remember when it’s due

- calling the psychiatrist???? first of all phone call and having trouble even getting on the line with them, but second of all idek what i’d talk to them about or if it’s a good idea to schedule with them or what, especially since i’m :/ about taking meds but therapy is also really intimidating

- on the note of meds. idk if i should up my dose or not, like i still have anxiety but. ig i’m getting anxiety about having less anxiety. like i feel like overthinking is a safety net for me as much as i hate it sometimes, i don’t want to be too impulsive like i’ve noticed i’ve been sometimes on days i have less anxiety, bc then i say dumb stuff that i regret

- i have to decide what cosplays i want to do over winter break so i can bring them back to my dorm. aka lots of planning and spending and decision making (and that’s if i’m hopefully still on the list to go to the con w anime club T-T)

- still have a lot of christmas presents to buy. especially :/ about what to get my d&d group and parents since i dunno what they want and most of my money is going toward gifts for my closest friends

- i’m gonna have to fly to utah and back by myself for the break next friday;;; i’ve never flown by myself before and airport procedures scary

- ubers??? both to go to the psychiatrist when i schedule that and to the airport, i hate them they’re always so awkward but i have no other options

- on the note of ^ if i had a friend with a car it’d be good but i still don’t know anyone besides my roommate here at coe bc i don’t know how to make new friends... my roommate’s like ‘i want to make more friends here’ and she’s already got like???? 10 within the first week here???? how do i socialize it’s so uncomfortable talking to people i'm not already friends with

- i have two writing classes next semester and i hate writing assignments so much T-T it gets rid of some grad credit and one’s interesting/the other’s required for major but i’m not looking forward to that

- i’ve been stressed out about if i should get a haircut for like half a year now. idek what to say about it tbh but i don’t think i have the right face shape for a really short cut. worried about it looking less professional than keeping it long, harder to style, regretting it and then spending years growing it back, etc etc

- just like. a lot of autism stuff. that’s most of what i wanted to vent about yesterday, i hate not being able to read other people’s or even my own emotions well, not know how to respond naturally in most situations, acting awkward in public, suffer trying to carry conversations, never know if i’m acting weird or ignoring some social rule i don’t know about and when i try to over-correct for that i just ending up looking more awkward, having to come up with responses when people say things to me (i wish there was a way to tell people you like hearing what they have to say and they can keep talking without. idk actually thinking of a reply), burning out when i don’t even realize i’m masking or feeling overstimulated, so on. idek how much of this overlaps with anxiety stuff too which is why i’m :/ about the psychiatrist, like how much can they actually do with therapy and meds if most of it’s founded in autism instead

- idk i wish i looked better. been working on better skincare stuff but still don’t like my face

[the-real-tonystark]

Also, there was one time when our section had to do skits, and the clarinets were trying to come up with ideas. One freshman suggested the Kissing booth. And the other section leader asked him who he wanted to kiss. The freshman jokingly said the name of the Section Leader I liked. So we were all joking with the freshman, but the Section Leader guy kept looking/staring at me every like 5 or 10 minutes and it was so awkward. Idek what's going on at this point. I'm a mess (Part 2/2)

H E Y just test the waters! Befriend him! And then try to hold his hand maybe.

[tanniesongsinshort]

3. Skool Luv Affair (02/12/2014)

5 months after. 2nd mini album after orul82

Track 1. Intro: Skool Luv Affair

Produced by Pdogg Written by Pdogg, Slow Rabbit, Rap Monster, SUGA, j-hope

~ 3 styles!

~ BTS style and how they love lol

When we love, we love hard When singing, we sing sharp A bit hard, a bit sharp In a word, this is Bangtan style

Track 2. 상남자 (Boy In Luv) - TITLE TRACK

Produced by Pdogg Written by Pdogg, “hitman”bang, Rap Monster, SUGA, Supreme Boi

~ This is hilarious. Why is Jungkook so aggressive asking his dad how he wrote love letters to his mom.

~ V is very aggressive too lmfao

Do you think you’re something else? Why do you keep teasing, teasing me You should stop now, hol’ up hol’ up Hold me tight before I eat you up,

~ bitsh??

~ They like this pretty girl who doesn't seem to like them back yet

Say what you want What is it that you really want I want to be your lover Why don’t you know my heart for you Even though you pretend you don’t know me and act cold, I cannot push you away I want to be your lover I’m going to be your man, wait and see

Track 3. Skit: Soulmate

Track 4. 어디에서 왔는지 (Where You From)

Produced by Layback Sound Written by CREAM, Hangyeol, Rap Monster, j-hope, SUGA

~ Girl idek bye. X

Track 5. 하루만 (Just One Day)

Produced by Pdogg Written by Pdogg, Rap Monster, SUGA, j-hope

~ The better one I guess?

I know, since I wasn’t able to look at you anymore because of my dream Then please give me just one day, even in my dream, just one day

Track 6. Tomorrow

Produced by SUGA, Slow Rabbit Written by SUGA, Slow Rabbit, RM, j-hope

~ The endless loop of staying in one place even as you try hard to move forward. Everyday is the same. Tiring right. Rest. Treat it as a rest if you're tired. Then just follow your dream. You'll get there.. Don't stop now. There are still too many things to see.

~ Why we dancing sexy though?

~ It's a song SUGA had written when they were a trainee.

Track 7. BTS Cypher Pt. 2: Triptych

Produced by Supreme Boi Written by Supreme Boi, Rap Monster, j-hope, SUGA

~ BTS trendsetter. Better than the better ones. Don't blame me I chose to have support from an idol label, stop making excuses, I'll rise you stinky arrogant asses who define hip hop the way you only want won't.

Track 8. 등골브레이커 (Spine Breaker)

Produced by Pdogg, OWO Written by Pdogg, OWO, Rap Monster, SUGA, j-hope, Slow Rabbit, Supreme Boi, Song Chang-sik

~ The padded jackets that divided the students into classes. You won't freeze to death if you don't have those expensive ones hello. Wow you're so different, you keep swaggering.. wrong. Think about your parents.

Track 9. Jump

Produced by SUGA, Pdogg, Supreme Boi Written by SUGA, Pdogg, Supreme Boi, Rap Monster, j-hope

All the dreamers Everybody put your hands up Put aside your worries

No matter who stops me, I go on my way One life, one shot Leggo (Leggo!) Leggo (Leggo!) there can never be any regret So let’s jump

~ Wow yeah I'm here. I was just a kid who dreamed to be a hero. The only place to jump now is the stage let's go

~ Song written in November 2011

Track 10. Outro: Propose

Produced by Slow Rabbit Written by Slow Rabbit, Pdogg

~ I give it to youu uu .. Er yeah a love song. Jin sounds so good.

Even if I’m far away, please stay by my side You’re everything for me Even if a harsh day arrives tomorrow Please hold my hand

Track 11. Miss Right - in the Special Edition

Produced by Pdogg Written by Pdogg, Slow Rabbit, “Hitman” Bang, RM, Suga, j-hope

~ Erm. It's fine. Best lyrics among the love songs. SUGAverse

~ Yes you're my only girll.. nene ne ne ne ne

I want to know your day, I want to be your sigh Yes you’re my only girl you’re the best to me That person who I thought would only exist in movies/novel

[So this ends the School Trilogy. Yoongi wrote many of these in the hospital as that's the time he had appendectomy]

[explorer-of-sky]

i saw hamilton for the education program thing they did yesterday so im just going to scream hamilton shit under the cut. hope it works on mobile.

the mc for the event thing in the morning was J. Quinton Johnson, the actor for Hercules Mulligan in Act 1 and James Madison.

i found out some time before that James Monroe Iglehart, Marquis de Lafayette in Act 1 and Thomas Jefferson in Act 2 used to do Aladdin as the Genie. (do i go with djinn?)

there was a contest thing in the education program where we had to submit a video or audio recording of a rap, song, poem, or a skit thing. one group in my school won. for their performance, one got to wear a blue coat for the patriot role, a red coat for the British soldier, and one wasn’t wearing a coat. their skit was mostly about the patriot trying to get the person not wearing the coat to join but they were mostly arguing about the boston massacre

for the q and a thing, johnson, and three other people: eliza, the dance captain, one person in the ensemble or swing who said that she plays the bullet, and another person who might be the other dance captain or maybe a swing were answering the questions

the person doing the announcements for shit like standbys and understudies or turn off your phones was the actor for king george III

in alexander hamilton, the first song, the ensemble potraying hamilton’s cousin  stood on a chair and gestured to look as if he was hanging himself and “died” before stepping off the chair.

i love how in aaron burr, sir and my shot, the ensemble are being all casual in the background. in aaron burr, sir, the spotlights were arranged to create the paved stone street and pairs of people in the ensemble would walk by. in the bar or whatever, i think mulligan pounds on the table for the beat thing. i love the person in the ensemble that acted as a bartender. everyone else gives no fucks about what the gang is screaming about and its funny to see.

in farmer refuted, the actor for samuel seabury had this voice that was probably nasally? idek. and the person saying “oh god tear this dude apart” had his arm on hamilton’s shoulder like he was asking hamilton to obliterate seabury after seeing hamilton do his thing in my shot

its just me but i prefer that the actor for king george III would be hella extra doing you’ll be back. play around with the scepter or something, dont just stand there looking pretty.

between youll be back and right hand man, there are two ensembles, one on stage close to the front and side and one that walks in. meanwhile, theres a british soldier nearby at the back side of the stage. the one walking onstage whispers into the person’s ear and walks away. the person stayed for a bit and the british soldier turned around and walked up behind her. he likely covered her mouth and neck with his hands and the person fell back as if she was either knocked unconscious or killed. i think i saw her again as one of the british soldiers so im not really sure what happened

in the song george3 does after the war is over, the spotlights are red at first but when he says that now he’s blue, he stomps on the floor and the spotlights change to blue. it was wild.

in intermission, the person doing the announcements said that the role for philip schuyler and maybe james reynolds and the doctor would be played by jevon mcferrin

joanna a. jones does both peggy schuyler and maria reynolds so that was fun to see bc in act 1, you see very little of peggy like around two words by herself while in act 2, maria goes all out only for some time.

before hamilton and thomas jefferson start arguing in the cabinet battles, a box was brought onstage and it contained 3 microphones. hamilton went frontstage and went all “WHOS READY FOR THE THING”. when they argued while james madison stood next to jefferson and washington just stood at the side. they argued in the form of a rap battle and held the microphones. in one battle, jefferson did a mic drop and madison caught it.

somewhere before the reynolds pamphlet, while jefferson and madison and maybe burr and washington were onstage, at one point, hamilton is standing in the middle of the balcony and has this package of papers. he drops it and says somewhere along the lines of “__ YOU FAT MOTHER****” bleeped and all while the spotlight on him was flashing red.

in the song hurricane, the spotlights are arranged i think using the same pattern for the stone path in aaron burr, sir to make the hurricane and hamiton is standing in the very center, the “eye” of the hurricane but the center doesnt have a pattern.

idek the third song george3 does but one of the ensemble wearing the british soldier coat comes in with a stool. she places it to the side of george3 who i think gestured something and she placed it behind him for him to sit on.

in the reynolds pamphlet, george3 is standing on the side and on the balcony thing watching the shit unfold. he has one of the papers and gets downstairs. jefferson went make it rain with the papers and everyone is throwing the papers in the air. george3 even joins in the circle and throws his paper in the air. it was funny to watch.

there’s no congraulations in this. all we get is angelica walking in with bags in her hands and saying “’im not here for you.” i was hyped to see her roast hamilton.

lexi lawson emphasized anger doing burn

the funny thing in act 2 was that philip hamilton was portrayed by an adult while philip was 9 and 19 years old. theres no difference betwen them appearance-wise

before the duel between philip and whoever it was, hamilton tells philip to point his gun to the sky and since philip didnt shoot and got shot, he dies. later in the world was wide enough, hamilton and burr have their duel and hamilton pointed his gun up the sky. also, the spotlights were arranged so that the dueling ground would look like a target. before burr makes the shot that kills hamilton, hamilton is singing really quick since the shot will kill him and eliza walks in between them before turning around and walking off passing burr. in the first shot, the person that said she played the bullet “caught” the bullet. other ensemble members came in and picked her up carrying her but that bullet isnt the one that killed hamilton.

i noticed that in the hamilton logo, hamilton points up like in the duel. theres no thumb on the logo so the pose can be interpreted in multiple ways.

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thirty questions tag 💌

whoop i was tagged by @mincute thank you <3 ! also sorry that my lazy ass didn’t do this sooner ;-;

rules: answer 30 questions then tag 20 blogs you would like to know better.

1. nickname: josi

2. gender: female

3. star sign: aquarius

4. height: about 178 cm

5. time: 14:42

6. birthday: february 08, ‘01

7. favourite band(s):  bts, exo, the neighbourhood, panic!, red velvet, blackpink

8. favourite solo artist: lana del rey, heize, troye sivan, blackbear, hyuna, ffion, melanie martinez, purity ring

9. song stuck in my head: skit: rainy day by heize

10. last movie watched: bad teacher

11. last show watched: code geass if it counts, if not orphan black

12. when did i create my blog: april 2015

13. what do i post: a hilarious amount of kim taehyung, bts, gay stuff, memes, mental health things, cats, ?? idek

14. last thing i googled: "die highligen drei könige” (german movie title for: The Night Before)

15. do you have other blogs: yes

16. do you get asks: sometimes

17. why did you choose your url: i don’t know i love fanfiction

18. following: +1000

19. followers: about 250

20. favourite colours: black, grey, blue

21. average hours of sleep: like 6

22. lucky number: i don’t really have one o.o

23. instruments: guitar and piano

24. what am i wearing: comfy shorts and tshirt

25. how many blankets i sleep with: two

26. dream job: i really like science and research but i want to become a prof and teach at unis i think

27. dream trip: east asia and south america, and some islands 

28. favourite food: ramen, raw noodles, ice cream, semolina pudding, vegetable lasagna, anything really (it just has to be vegetarian hoho)

29. nationality: german

30. favourite song now: probably pretty girl by maggie lindemann (remix ver.) or cherry by lana but ask me in 2h and it’ll be lost by bts or sth else i listen to so much music and love every single song

20 blogs i’m tagging lmfao:

@nighttdust @nightshade-and-aconite @screaminginfestation @luckilykelsey @orishi @yoaveragepotaetoe @switchkitsch @saltfucks @sunkissedjkook @lord-voldetit @1aju @jpghope @faenam @paillettes @taebeam @chogiwarrior @nightrookie @boneybaozi @yoongiilove @hosokey 

message me if you don’t want to be tagged ! have a nice day~ <3

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I’m watching SNL (any with Bill Hader Bc this obsession is out of hand) and I can’t stop thinking about a world where Bill Hader AND Richie Tozier exist in the same universe you following? So basically my crackhead self has decided to imagine that in this universe they both start to like become popular around the same time I suppose and like dude, they could be twins and everyone thinks they’re secretly the same person and it becomes this running joke on social media. But one day the decided to make Richie the guest host or whatever and do a little skit with Richie and Bill mimicking each other or smth and then being like “nah I don’t see it” at the same time or some shit Idek this idea has me busting