#ideal job. i want court intrigue. i want to king/queen to hate me for leading their child astray. i want to corrupt the court and destroy
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just had to do an interview with prerecorded questions and i don't think i've ever done a worse job in my life
#aiden's monologuing#my webcam's too good it showed all my acne nooooooo#like none of the questions were the ones i prepared for why does this keep happening stop throwing me curveballs#didn't ask about my experience! or what i could offer! wanted to know what i'd do in three years??? idfk!!!!!!#fuck. also why do companies keep their job postings up if they're closed. that's happened three times in the last week#i'm gonna go shower and then become an orca and decimate the population of whatever orcas eat#my voice was calm. i didn't stutter. i just had nothing to fucking say. the opposite of the last interview.#i have costume shop experience!! i can work in a clothing store!! please!!!!!#i just ended up talking about working as an online artist. stupid. really stupid to talk about yout other job#that doesn't make any money!!!! fuck!!! motgerfucbakgnkakdkdndndaaahahahaAahahdhhfhf#fuck. whatever. this store is notorious for only hiring pretty people anyway i was dead in the water before i even began#i researched fashion trends for this. i had a prepared answer for how to sell someone a blazer. was gonna talk about the contrast between#formal and informal in making an interesting outfit#fuck. i could be so good at things if i could just sell myself the way i'm supposed to. someone throw me a bone i'm dying.#shower. whateverrrrrrr. i'm the whateverrrrrrerrrrr#tumblr showed me ad about being unemployed and it's like. man. do you have to come for my throat like that.#when will i find my royal highness that hires me to be the weirdo court artist and who everyone spreads rumors about our relationship#ideal job. i want court intrigue. i want to king/queen to hate me for leading their child astray. i want to corrupt the court and destroy#the monarchy. and also maybe be fed grapes by hand. i should buy grapes.
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