#idc how corny this shit is it felt good to do

[bulbabutt]

Raphaella Meets His Match

part 1 | part 2 | part 3 | part 4 | part 5 | part 6 | part 7

THE CAVALRY HAS ARRIVED!

this will go really well cuz his brother's are super mature and won't try to embarrass him at all!

[reilleclan-blog]

Sup mortals,

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So I'm gonna say MY OPINIONS on this games dlc. The dlc was actually good it made up for what the main game lacked and that's seeing Jin struggling internally with the fucked up shit he has to do as a "samurai". I wish they didn't make dlc for that to be the case but whatever. The story of the dlc felt way to short tho I think I finished in like 8hrs . Yeah ik it's dlc but I didn't expect to fight the eagle so soon. Also the characters from the dlc were the most interesting characters from the entire game and I don't think that should be a statement lol but I'm bein so serious

I loved Yuna and Taka but they killed Taka for the dumbest reason(I'm not mad sad I'm genuinely mad the story is so clique and kinda stupid) but Yuna just becomes a possible love interest for Jin after her brother dies, and that's kinda it her arc is "finished". The 2 samurai ppl were pissing me off Lady Masako was cool but I was so confused how SHE WANTED TO FIGHT US BUT NOT ISHIKAWA. The way he talked about Tomoe im so surprised he didn't shoot on sight ... and then everyone of them just leaves b/c "samurai" or idk when something fucked up happens u gotta leave?

Tomoe was the only interesting character that was funny and intriguing everyone else had a very VERY strict formulaic archetype and it was just boring. Also the dialogue with Tomoe didn't put me to sleep. Tenzo was a baddie and Fune was cool wish there was more from her. But dlc was cool. Still say this game a 6/10 b/c it's really repetitive half the dialogue I didn't need to listen to b/c it's just "investigate" "kill mongols" "survey for no fucking reason" kill mongols... if there's gonna be a sequel hopefully they make the story make sense and PLEASE DONT MAKE A DAMN NEAR IMMORTAL MC THATS JUST THE DOWN RIGHT BORING . JIN GETS LITERAL POISON THROWN IN HIS EYES BUT IS JUST FINE AFTER PRESSING THE DOWN ARROW ON THE DPAD ARE U serious .ALSO THE KHAN IN THE MAIN STORY IS JUST A IDIOT IDC HES DUMB. ALSSSSOOO THE GAME HAD FINISHED TELLING ME YEAH JIN UR SO ATRONG AND THEN MAKES ME FALL INTO A TRAP AND GET KNOCKED OUT BY A LITERAL FUCKING STICKKKKK ARE U SERIOUS..... YALL CANT BE SERIOUS WITH THIS STORY TELLING BRUHHH.

Oh yeah and Jin gets poisoned again but Yuna somehow saves him they never mention here's an antidote I made, nothing it's just he wakes up woozy and then fine 2 seconds later cause he's the main character oml. And yeah this game was so mid it's fine if u like it but don't start crying just cause I don't agree that the shit is a 10/10 cause I'd say u are corny asf and or u have no class if u think this game is a 10/10 but whatever some ppl like boring ass shit and that's ok too. Don't act like it's far from criticism tho cause I will criticize

[sleepy-moons]

description: these are just random hcs I thought about when I shouldve been studying 😀

warnings: none really? minor explicit language, black fem reader. 

characters: katsuki, shoto, hitoshi + izuku <3

let me know what you think !

Katsuki Bakugo

he always keeps track of your lip balm/lip gloss. Like. Always. he noticed that you always had a lot of lip products, which he figured kept your lips so unbelievably soft, yet you lost them constantly because they’re “just so fucking small” it was rare that you didn’t tear up a room while looking for your clear lip gloss or your strawberry chapstick which he hated so he made it a point to always know where he last saw you with it.

“where the fuck is my lip gloss??” “Check your blue coat pocket in the closet.” “I swear to god my chapstick was just in my hand.” “you left it in cabinet while you were grabbing snacks, dumbass.”

if he didn’t know where you put it, he alway had some backup for you. you always gave him an abundance of kisses afterward which he lives for but absolutely would never admit.

Shoto Todoroki

he loves going to the nail salon with you. he always loved your long acrylics n thought they looked so intricate, so he wanted to go with you to watch the process. you told him that he’d be waiting in the shop for quite some time but he doesn’t mind how long it takes (“nice things often take a long time,” he’d say casually). if your nail tech and the other patrons aren’t swooning because you brought your handsome pro hero bf into the shop, they’re swooning about how good of a boyfriend he is, and it never fails to make shoto blush. shoto enjoys the quality time, and even starts to get mani pedis with you, but he knows going to the salon is your me time so if he ever wants to tag along he asks first. also he loves playing with the color samples n choosing what color you should get.

“what color are you thinking, babes?” “hmm. blue. definitely blue.” “..you chose blue last time.” “yes, but a different shade of blue.”

even though it was only half a shade different, you got the color he chose. you didn’t miss the way his eyes lit up when you agreed.

Hitoshi Shinso

this man right here... he love him some physical touch. if you’re not a physical touch kind of gal then you are in for a ride. He’s never not touching you. Idc where y’all are, y’all are connected somehow, some way, whether it’s a hand on your ass back, pinkies intertwined, arms around your waist, even just walking super close so your arms rub against each other. it don’t matter, he with the shits. he will find a way. even if y’all are fighting, he can’t stay mad too long because he misses having you near, misses having you to hold.

“hitoshi.” “yes, beautiful?” “It’s a million degrees outside.” “...and.” “And?? Do you have to lay on me?!?” “yes. stop being dramatic.”

you felt like you’d burst into flames with how hot it was but..you couldn’t find the will to push him off.

Izuku Midoriya

he always has your bonnet on deck before you go to bed. lowkey like katsuki except with bonnets/head wraps. You don’t even get to ask where it’s at bc he’s already got it for you. if he’s out late doing hero work he’ll text you around the time you typically get ready for bed n tell you where he put it for you. if both of you absolutely cannot find it tho (we know how them things get up and walk away in the middle of the night) he will happily (and I mean happily) go to the store and buy you another one. once you told him his hair would actually benefit from getting wrapped up at night he started getting y’all matching bonnets/durags which typically you’d think was corny af but coming from your baby izuku.... your heart nearly exploded

‘hey my love! I'll be home a little later today. your bonnet it sitting on your pillow! I love you !!’ ‘thnx handsome, can always count on you ;) love you too babes !!! *insert a million and one heart emojis*’

izuku is literally so cute n thoughtful, the moment he makes it to bed after his mission you give him a bunch of sleepy kisses and tell him how much you love him before falling asleep.

[unproduciblesmackdown]

i am SO delighted to hear that the "detective and five people trapped on an elevator and one of them is the devil" movie is real and you saw it. also while trying to send this i accidentally clicked the Unfollow button (and then promptly refollowed), sorry about that

lmao i maybe wouldn’t’ve noticed, love Tumblr Notifications and how like, they display different on desktop vs mobile and the way it Condenses them is only so helpful cuz sometimes some of them only display for 0.2 seconds while i’m on mobile and it hasn’t Refreshed in a way that reshuffles everything and i can’t view that particular [Like from a certain person or smthing] ever again lmao like i hate this, it’s bad, just like that movie about people trapped on an elevator and a detective has to get them out and has to act fast b/c one of them is the devil

it is so stupid first of all like. it’s just overall not a great movie from Any of the angles it’s playing like. first of all the Detective is only around b/c he’s solving a nearby murder / death and making like. corny dumb “oh this is a Smart guy” observations about the Scene and someone is like “oh hey @ cops you’re already on the premises, come solve the mystery of Elevator Broke” like i don’t think that’s how it works and also i can’t even remember the reason they find this issue That pressing pre-realizing And One Of Them Is The Devil. maybe someone dies right off, idk. there is conflict on the elevator so naturally that’s a whole other thing like, we’re all trapped in this elevator together and maybe one of us is untrustworthy and liable to be dangerous to the rest of us like, i don’t know the Contrivance that makes these people think anything has to be done but just Stand Around for a while but it’s you know. that whole Thing where there’s a premise of “some shit is happening to Incite Conflict amongst strangers who are trapped in a bad situation together and they’re all apparently raring to judge each other’s moral fiber to decide who deserves Suspicion vs Protection.” but also, one of them is the devil

meanwhile on the outside it’s this dumb Cop Mystery Drama where this rando guy apparently sets aside the death he was investigating earlier to solve this elevator situation (i think eventually it’s revealed that that death was tied to the elevator situation all along. i think that the devil killed the guy. or something) and also, maybe there was Coincidentally some kind of heist going on at this place b/c i remember at some point the detective (and some partner there too involved in all this) like, find some tools hidden in a bathroom like “aha this was Used to do [whatever]” and despite having no idea what the details are i Know i remember this b/c of at the time going “oh my god that is so dumb Nobody Would Do This / this makes no sense” lol like. writing not great. and this was maybe Not the devil, but a regular separate scheme to. do something

also there’s some aspect where Main Cop has some tragic backstory and is like, not over it b/c it was so painful. i think maybe someone like hit and run his wife or something like that. you know how it goes. spoilers in that i think the person that the devil is here to kill (more on this devil assassination thing....) was Behind That somehow lmfao so it’s like really??? is that our resolution, that people’s stories are Converging in a very serendipitous way b/c the devil would like to give people emotional catharsis......idek. look, spoilers, this old lady who “dies” in the elevator relatively early on turns out to have been The One Of Them Who Is The Devil, Act Fast. and it was this weird thing where the devil is like “grr whoever i’m even here to Get in the first place is just Such A Bad Person that uhhh i guess i came here in person to take them to hell” like.....what tf kind of Lore......this is definitely going with “aaaah the devil is evil” approach, not any more kind of Neutral figure, but then in the end apparently the evil devil is just really Judgey and Disgusted by someone being A Bad Person like??? you ought to love this shit!!!!! and anyways the detective learns that One Of Them is The Devil b/c when they take him up to the security camera display hq it’s like a) look at this scary Moment where the elevator camera feed gets staticky and a scary face appears for a moment (im not sure if i could see what it was supposed to be lmfao) This Means Something and okay oh my god i reread the plot summary b/c for the life of me i couldnt remember the ending, it is so stupid oh my god

okay so first of all the Dead Person the detective was investigating had left like a suicide note like “i am killing myself b/c um. the devil approacheth” like wow okay right off the bat? amazing foreshadowing. why does this person Know this?? and why should he care b/c the devil is here apparently for a Special Soul Collection like, this has nothing to do with you, random guy?? you don’t even need to worry like. just stay home from work to avoid the fairly minor problems that occur (like MAYBE one guy dies in the course of this story but i think it’s a little ambiguous, meanwhile whoever Really Dies in th elevator was i think due to like, suspicion and infighting lmao. idk maybe the devil killed a few of them. it’s weird) but yeah the highlight is this

everyone please enjoy this scene. security guy ramirez is explaining the Devil Expertise courtesy of Where I Come From where toast falling jelly side down is evidence that the devil is hanging out in the elevator. 

while looking up “devil toast” the result immediately after that one was “the devil takes the toast” which is a devil takes the hindmost ytp which i feel is really fitting

it kind of undercuts the stakes i think when not only is the devil only sorta gently radiating Bad Luck but also is just super Righteous but like. yes it turns out that the devil is here to Claim a guy on the elevator was the same dude who Hit N Run the detective’s family (wife and kid apparently) those years prior......except like, it wasn’t even like oh he assassinated them On Purpose, it’s apparently already a Known Detail that although they ~never knew~ who killed detective joe’s family (idk what his name is idc) there was a Note left on the scene like “sowwy :(” like really? this is the Big Bad that the devil made a special corporeal visit for??????? and then, get this, when the devil is like “i’m not a dead old lady, i’m the devil, and i’m here to Get you b/c you accidentally killed a couple of people and i, the devil, am really disgusted by how sinful you are for that” the guy is like “yes that was me :’( i’m sorry” and then the devil is like “ah fuck you’ve Repented. i can’t take you to hell anymore. bye” like what!!! why did he only have to feel bad about it to get out of this whole situation when obviously he Felt Bad in the first place b/c he up and left a note like “[grimace emoji] aaa my bad” like, did he have to apologize To The Devil?? the lore i s2g. Jelly Toast Rules operating here i guess. 

anyways then the detective who witnessed this i guess is like “wow the guy who killed my family all those years ago but i’m still sad about it.....well i’m gonna arrest him now. but also, I Forgive Him.” oh and also for a while there the detective was so gritty he didn’t believe in The Devil b/c the vehicular manslaughter apparently made him think that human nature was evil enough to not need the extra help. so now he’s made the arc of getting uh, emotional closure on his family’s death by forgiving the dude who i guess super crashed into them on accident, And gets to know that the devil is real actually and he’s on the elevator but now Not b/c he was like “ah jeez thwarted by this guy uh, feeling bad about the accidental deaths even though he felt bad in the first place” and there was no other point to the detective being there b/c he didn’t Really do shit except i guess drive this sideplot where you are led to believe he Might figure out who the Bad Guy on the elevator is. (it is the devil. one guy has a crime record or something but, spoilers, he is trying to turn his life around with some good honest work as a security guard or something. idk)

it was amazing and very stupid and i was continually indignant b/c the writing was dumb and made no sense and just so fucking corny throughout. the entire movie is called “devil” and i remember it was like “tf is ‘devil’” and as soon as it involved an Elevator i was like omg omg is this And He Has To Act Fast Because One Of Them Is The Devil, and it was, so that was exciting. it was a dumb waste of time but also it was not b/c it was *slightly* so bad it’s good. mostly Not Even. but just watch the toast scene there b/c like. i think that’s this movie’s #1 contribution outside that post about the plot summary.