#id pick up a. non-fucked pair of headphones as well

[thebloodykarte]

since i found a good pair on rollback to replace these can you give a moment of silence to these headphones that have been quite literally hangign by a wire for the past month

[moongumi]

killer d*ck

pairing: eren x reader

⟶ cw. fem!reader, smut, ghostface!eren, blood, mentions of murder, torture, dub-con, stabbing, dildo, masturbation, toy usage, etc.

sypnosis: you were just doing an essay before a wannabe ghostface killer shows up in your room trying to fuck you before he kills you

⟶ wc. 4.7k

a/n: hi hi, the only uni au i can relate to is art courses cuz i do one myself so just go with it! and its barely in this soooo yea, i simp super hard for ghostface and well to imagine eren under the mask yessssss < 3

The keyboard switches click continuously as soft freshly painted fingernails type words on a document. The keyboards sound expensive, non-clicky and muted, a girl with taste. The neon lights were stereotypical though, but at least it wasn’t just pink lights, he hums happily.

You were definitely a gamer. He takes a look around, collecting valuable information. You had nice expensive headphones on, your phone was in the living room―where you had forgotten it when you rushed to your PC earlier in the day to play games with your friends. You were completely and definitely focused on your essay, and totally not the spotify playlist on your other monitor that you were scrolling down looking for the right tunes.

You sigh, stretching back on your ergonomic chair, a loud crack runs through your spine―echoing in your small bedroom. It has huge, a fucking huge relief too as you moaned with pleasure―its been a while since you got up and walked around. You smile, checking that you had 2300 words out of 2500 minimum, you were definitely not an overachiever and well all you wanted to do was pass. Sadly, you were dumb and chose an Art course instead of something that would really secure you a future but at least you only had a couple of essays a year and they barely mattered.

Your phone starts to ring, all the way in the living room. You grunt, throwing your head back in the seat against the headrest before getting up. It buzzed long and hard before falling off the table onto the rug. You had your headset on your head still, pulling the cups off your ears and letting it fall down around your neck―eyebrows raising at the flashing on your phone

No Caller ID.

Alright, you never answered numbers you didn’t know and well, to be honest you don’t even answer calls you knew, anxiety’s a bitch. So you toss your phone to the couch and walk back to your bedroom.

Only for it to ring again, and again, and again.

“The fuck!” You were about to turn your phone off before you got a text from the number.

(No Caller ID): I would answer the phone if I were you.

Sort of scary, but you didn’t wanna die so weighing the options is getting a little scary.

(No Caller ID): I have a question about the assignment.

Oh, just a classmate. Maybe they really needed help so you decided to pick up, “Hello?”

“Hello…”

“Yea, hi. Whatchu want?” You ask.

Deep breaths reply to you, really really deep raspy breathing noises. His voice is deep and raspy, he chuckles slightly, “What’s your favourite scary movie?”

You laugh, knowing where this was going but for some odd reason decide to just play along with it after all you were so done with hours and hours of writing and maybe the tiredness is clouding your judgement. “That’s not really about the assignment, yano?”

“Just answer the question.” His voice gave you chills.

“Uh, fine.” You think about it for a second, before gasping, “I really fucking love Shrek!”

The guy seemed to gasp too but, he hisses a response, “What the fuck? What the actual fuck?” Woah, the way he says that sounded straight out of a porno, you’d definitely buy a voice-pack from a guy like that. 

You walk over to your bedroom with the phone to your ears not wanting to miss a second of this conversation, so you lay in bed on your side, “Don’t judge what you don’t understand, clearly you are uncultured.”

“I am not uncultured, Shrek is just a fucking terrible choice.”

“Pft, you definitely are an uncultured old man, maybe watch the movie before you start commenting on the masterpiece.” You continue to joke, “Plus, that shit is lowkey scary―have you seen what Lord Farquaad looks like, oh, he gives me chills.”

“I am not an old guy,” He didn’t sound old but you just wanted to tease him, to see what would make him mad, “But answer me properly, what’s your favourite scary movie?”

You groan realising that this was actually getting boring, “Dude, are you trying to be Ghostface? ‘Cus that’s really 2000s―it’s literally 2022, I know there’s a new movie out but my god―”

“Fuck me, are you going to run your mouth more? That’s the whole fucking point, there’s a new movie so there’s a new wave of serial killers, bitch.”

“Ew―you into the whole roleplaying shit? And you’re super rude, why’d you even call me? Didn’t you need something for the assignment?” You grumble, turning onto your stomach and playing with your hair, twisting it in your fingers.

He laughs, maniacally, “Roleplay? Bitch, I didn’t call you for your damn assignment. I called because I wanted to know what the girl I’m about to gut sounds like.”

Oh, your stomach drops. His voice was so booming in your ears and caused rough chills to run down your entire body. So you did the only thing you could do.

You hang up.

You sighed with relief that it was over, but it really wasn’t over because the phone rang and rang and rang again. You answer it, but instead you drop it on the bed on speaker.

“Oh, okay―I see how it is,” He begins, his voice low and grovelly―if you could fuck a voice you would, “Be a good girl, a good fucking girl and listen, since you wanted to be a real bitch and hang up on me, I’m going to be hard on you. I wanna play a game, just answer my questions―some trivia and I won’t come in the fucking window and rip your cute little intestines from your cute little stomach, okay?”

This was getting a bit scary now, so you decided to simply play along, answer the questions right―you knew trivia enough and hope that he doesn’t kill you. “Uhm, can it be about Harry Potter? ‘Cus legit if you ask me about any of those horror or slashers that Ghostface asks his victims I’m actually going to 100% get them all wrong and at that point just come and kill me before you even start.”

He pauses, stumbling over his words, “Uhm. Shit, fuck this wasn’t the plan. Okay, uh, you’re lucky I like Harry Potter. Alright, warm-up question, What is Harry Potter’s Patronus?”

You jumped up, joyfully, you knew the answer, “Easy, a stag just like his daddy.”

He hums, enjoying the way you said that. He chuckles, continuing, “Good job, next question―the real question. How many staircases are there total in Hogwarts?”

You deadpanned, shocked, “What the fuck! Who knows that? Are you reading off one of those ‘Top Ten Harry Potter Trivia Questions that only real fans know’? Because seriously, do you even know the answer to that?”

“Shit, sorry doll, you got it wrong. The answer was 142, and no, of course I wasn’t reading off one of those silly websites, ‘course not.” He laughs, “Sadly, this means I’m gonna have to kill you.”

Your heart races, and you start looking around your apartment. Heart nearly beating out of your chest, you hoped deep in your heart that it was a prank, just a prank, “Wait, how are you going to do that? I live on the 9th floor.”

“Well, I am quite resourceful―” Within a flash a loud thud echoes in your living room and your heart practically explodes. Your eyes scamper towards the direction. A large figure in a black cowl, white mask runs at you. Fucking Ghostface runs at your with a large glimmering hunting knife in his grasp.

Your shrill screams bounced off the walls. You sprint into your bathroom, slipping slightly since you were wearing fluffy socks on hardwood floors. 

Before you could even lock the door, his foot nudged between the gap making you scream. His arm reaches through and then his body, his gloved hand grasps your wrists within a second and he drags your screaming body outside into your bedroom. He’s huge, heavy and impossible to fight off, your death was imminent. 

Under his mask he laughs, obnoxiously. He cocks his head after throwing you onto the bed with your wrists under his hand, his knife on the other hand drags down the side of your body―all over the skimpy pyjamas you wore.

“And here I thought you’d put up a better fight.” His voice is distorted just like on the phone but somehow even deeper in person.

Tears run down your face uncontrollably, and you writher against his hot body. “This isn’t fair, I had nowhere to run! What the fuck did I do to deserve this?”

Ghostface hums, listening to your pretty sobs and cries, leaning into your face, “Hm, baby, you didn’t do anything. You’re just a victim of a serial killer, just like the rest of them.”

You were going to die, you just have to accept it now.

“Fuck, and here I am thinking I’m the main character.”

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A typical Friday night would not be described as this, no, you only planned for a slow night of essay writing, gaming and drinking. Who would possibly imagine this, being hog-tied by some of your own stockings that a serial killer stole from your sock drawers, chest down on your living room couch and the killer standing tall, illuminated by the bright lights from your open fridge door.

“Do you eat? There’s no food.”

You sighed, this man had been dragging out your death for what felt like hours and now he was digging through your fridge looking for scraps. He was playing with you, teasing, a predator playing with his food―a fresh prey ready to be eaten whenever he desires.

You did the only thing you could do, glare at him with fiery eyes. He smiles to himself, looking at your pathetic form and angry face. He enjoyed toying with you, a fiery girl with a lot of attitude being tied up completely submissive, just his favourite meal. He stands with the cold breeze piercing through the outfit and drapes. In the fridge were mostly yogurts, eclairs and what looked like leftover cake. In his eyes you seemed like you had some sort of sugar addiction-no real goddamn food in this fridge. Damn, maybe he should’ve eaten beforehand.

Eren thought you may have been too scared to talk but hell, the look in your eyes told him you were just being stubborn. “Come on, I didn’t tape your mouth up for a reason.”

You swallowed the buildup of spit before replying to him. “I usually order food, that’s why there's no food in there.”

He chuckles, echoing softly in the dimly lit living room. He slams the door shut, “Rich girl, huh? Parent’s pay for everything or what?”

Your lips curled with anger, face heating him. “Just a mother who works really hard.” You didn’t like talking about family, at all.

Eren brushes his freshly painted fingernails, hidden under his gloves over the expensive looking countertop while he strolled over towards you, slowly, like he was sizing up his meal. He looked menacing, stopping right in front of your little head that rested on the arm couch, his crotch at your eye level. 

You sneered, turning away not wanting to have your face in his dick but he had other ideas. His gloved hands, heavy, grabbed your cheeks squishing them together as he dragged your face up as far as it could go, straining your neck to look up at him. His masked face, only the sense of anything human was the void eye sockets that barely showed his eyes, he said nothing, only humming slightly pleased with how uncomfortable he was making you.

He cocks his head, hands caressing your face roughly and carelessly. He scanned you completely, taking in what he likes and doesn’t like about you.

“A mother who won’t have a daughter for much longer, does she love you a lot?” There was really no reason to lie, especially if you were going to die you weren’t going to die with your trauma clogged inside of you.

“No.”

“No?” He lets out a pitiful noise, cooing, “Poor thing, mother doesn’t love you? Does mother love her money more?”

“No, she loves men and their dicks more.”

Ghostface, Eren gasps dramatically squeezing your cheek for added effect, “Woah! What about her daughter? Does loving dick run in the family, hm, do you love dick?”

You hiss, “Not more than my damn family.”

He grimaces, “You haven’t had killer dick then.”

“And never will, thanks to you.”

Ghostface laughs, his voice trailing off into something more serious. “You want some?”

“What?” You gasp, feeling his grip tighten on your cheeks, nails digging quite deep into your soft skin.

“Do you want some―killer dick?” He smiled maniacally, but you couldn’t see that.

Oh, it finally hit you what he meant. Oh god, “I’m okay, thanks.”

“Ya sure?” He taunts, “Would be your only shot, the last dick you’ll have, and it would be a good one.” 

You were beyond confused, this Ghostface was definitely unlike the ones in the movies. “Why would I fuck you? Willingly? I don’t even know what you look like.”

You’d never admit in a million years but Ghostfaces have always been attractive even behind the mask. The voice does a lot even when you only first heard him, it’s always the voices. His voice was modulated yet under all of that you could hear the scruffy and rough tones of his real voice, and god it was deep.

He shrugs, turning your face left and right, “Well, I’ve got a pretty big dick, been told that it feels pretty good.”

“Just kill me.”

“Oh, don’t worry, pretty thing, we’ll get there after we have some fun.”

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It is beyond terrifying, your body wants to jump out of its skin. Your heart was beating so fast you felt it in your throat. 

You didn’t expect this, no not at all. You were not expecting him to untie you, and force you to play hide and seek with him. “If I find you, I’ll fuck you.” Is what he said before he sits himself on the couch and covers where his eyes would be over the mask. He had begun counting down from a hundred as if you had any room in your tiny apartment to hide. Childish asshole.

You had time to look around but you knew your apartment well enough. There wasn’t any real place to hide and you could bet that he knew this, he just wanted to mess with you, scare you and then chase you like the psycho killer he is.

There was really one option far enough away from him, behind the door in your bathroom, it’s lame but you had no choice. Your wrists were sore and raw from how hard he had tied you up with the rough pantyhose material. Covering your mouth with your hands so he couldn’t hear the way you were breathing and even whimpering with fear.

He already finished counting, you could feel the vibrations of his boots against the floors, he was getting closer and closer. Yet, he took his time to look over pictures on your walls and skim his fingers over your bookshelves at the books you read, gosh, he was being nosy with your personal items. He hums a song, enjoying himself beyond imagination.

And here you were, shivering with fright.

“Darling, pretty girl―where are you?”

He strolls around, between the hinges of your door you could see him walk around the washroom, closets and kitchen as if there were any real place to hide. He pretends to look everywhere before ending up in your room―you sob, turning away not wanting to see him catch you.

All you hear is a disappointed sigh, “Hey, come on now! You could’ve tried a bit harder, most people go under their beds.” He clicks his tongue, his boots not clicking on the tiles in your bathroom as he pulls the door away from your side, revealing your huddled up body, weak little thing.

Eren’s dick was rock hard in his pants, threatening to bust through his zippers. His gloved hands grab you by the shoulders, within a fell swoop he picks you and shoves you against the bathroom door, his body trapping you. “You look so goddamn hot with tears running down your face, what kinda mascara do you use?”

“Shut up!” You cried out, shoving his incredibly hard chest.

He loves it when you talk back, even if you were scared shitless.

Ghostface turns, taking a quick look at your shower and before you know it you’re under the shower head being doused with cold water. It practically drowns you, trying your hardest to block it out with your palms and he laughs, and laughs at you.

Eren doesn’t take his pretty green eyes off of you, the way your clothes got wetter by the second revealing your lack of bra―your top molds around your tits, hardened nipples exposed, god could he get even more aroused?

“What the fuck! Just fucking kill me already!”

Ghostface wiggles his pointer finger, left and right, “No way, you’re too fun to play with!”

You notice the way his mask is tilted down towards your chest, you try to cover it up as best you could.

“Get up, lie on your bed.” He basically growls. He shuts the water and kicks your thighs with his boot, you were forced out and laid on the bed as he said. He scrambles through your drawers for something, like he knew what he was looking for. 

You’re soaked, dripping water onto your sheets and pillows. You sucked it up, laying like a dead fish.

He gasps, “Ah hah, I knew you were a kinky one.” He pulls out a vibrator from your drawers, it was supposed to be well hidden but fuck.

Your eyes widened, “What―what are you going to do with that?”

He cocks his head and starts to mock you, “What―what am I going to do? Easy, you’re gonna show me how you play with yourself with this thing, alright?”

He walks over to you and spreads your legs forcefully, pressing the toy against the centre of your shorts pushing it into your core, hard. “Just like this, I wanna see you fuck yourself.”

You weren’t allowed to say no, he wasn’t going to agree because he pulled out his knife after dropping it between your crotch, mocking you with his glistening blade.

“Alright, I’ll show you.”

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Damn, he did not expect you to actually do it―fuck. He’s been hard this entire time and not even gotten soft once, you were just making him more and more aroused with the seconds. The way your wet top still clung tightly around your curves, and fuck, the expressions you made.

It was so hard to him to resist, the way you took off your shorts slowly―your underwear, fucking tease.

Eren watches as your face fills with shame, embarrassment when you see him realise you were soaking wet, not with water either. Your underwear was sticky, clinging tightly onto your pussy. 

“I need lube for this―” Your small voice breaks him out of his lustful trance.

He cocks his head, smirking, “You look wet enough to me.”

You let out a sigh, that was more like a deep whine. “It won’t go in.”

Lies, you were lying to him. He knew you would be able to take it, fucking hell, it was no where near the size of his dick and he had been imagining how you’d swallow him his dick this entire time.

“Try.” Is all he says, not budging even a bit.

Eren watches you bite your lip angrily, taking the purple and pink dildo shaped like a tentacle or some sort in your hands. You sighed out loud, making him know you were annoyed laying on your back. Your arms reach towards your cunt, trying to find the best angle with your legs spread out towards him as if he was doing an exam on you or something. Your bare cunt glistening for him, cleanly shaved, you must’ve been a girl who gets a lot of action. He loved it when girls shaved, he loved seeing the entire pussy-he sucks his bottom lip, his mouth watering at the sight.

The head of the dildo, wasn’t really a head at all, it was just a tapered end―a pointy thick tentacle, “You’ve got some freaky kinks, buying yourself a dildo like that.”

You puff your chest, “It was a gift, and it feels good.”

“I bet.” He groans, thrusting his hard cock against the inner part of your leg.

His eyes glued to the suctions, the ridges around the dildo. It definitely wasn’t a struggle to get the tip in but it got so much wider and wider. 

You ran it along the length of your slit, gathering your arousal hoping it would ease the tightness. The tip teasing your clit at every drag, making goosebumps appear on your skin, you didn’t have much time to really enjoy yourself after all you should not really be enjoying this, no, you were supposed to be doing this because he made you. A weirdo watching your masterbate right between your legs.

You looked only at the dildo but he grabs your legs pulling them apart more, “Look at me while you do it.” The modulation in his voice made him seem much more dominant, making you shiver.

You grunt, slowly flickering your eyes towards the void holes in the scream mask. You glare at him, siren eyes. 

Eren wasn’t used to that, girls usually begged for his cock with doe eyes, submissively begging him for more, fore attention, touch but not you. 

You took enough time to prepare yourself, starting to push the dildo in, it stretches you greatly―you take in a gasp of air feeling it widen up your hole. 

Eren’s lips part as a breathy moan leaves your lips and your eyes soften as it further went into you―lips swallowing up the suctions beautifully. Your eyes shut, your lashes feathering completely forgetting that he was even there at all. 

He shifts his weight, thrusting upwards―hands tightening on the shaft of the hunting knife.

The edges of the dildo are ridged, they flicker and kiss your walls as you begin to move it with ease, in and out. A warmness builds in the pits of your core, warming your cunt up as your arousal grows and dribbles out. You whimper loudly as your pussy nearly swallows the entirety of the shaft, so big, you feel so widened and filled.

His hands find their way towards your throat, choking you within a flash-he pushes you back down into the bed and you gape unable to make any other noise but moan. 

Eren shoves away your pretty hands as he is unable to resist any longer, he could easily come in his pants right now. His right hand takes the base of the dildo in his large heavy hands. Eren’s impatient, compared to you―and so damn rough.

He takes the entire thing, pulling it out and shoving it back in feverishly.

You gasped, choking on your breath, “Fuck! Oh fuck―that feels so good!”

The dildo bottoms out inside of you, the base slapping against your bare cunt, he tries to shove past the base but he couldn’t go any further―he wanted it deep and deeper. His grip tightens on your throat the more you make those cute noises for him. Your lips part as drool escapes it dripping down your pretty pink lips, you moan every time you take a breath.

Eren places himself further between you holding your legs apart as he feels you closing them the closer you get. He’s a huge guy, with enough broadness to keep you wide open for him to enjoy. His weight is completely impossible to move, like a huge boulder. His eyes were enthralled with your cunt, wet and slobbering all over the ridges of the toy―he just imagined the way it could be replaced by his red hot cock―that would feel so good for him.

“I thought that―that, fuck, was my job.” Your eyes shut, feeling the pits in your core tightening more and more, he went faster and deeper when he noticed.

Then he plays you, dragging it out slowly wanting to take his time before thrusting it back in- your cunt feeling the way the suctions of the tentacle bounced or lips around, the entire eight-inches easily going into you. Eren groans, almost drooling himself, “I couldn’t help myself.”

You wanted to reply but the grip on your throat, definitely going to leave a mark with those leather gloves, stops you. He watches the ultra wet dildo, slurping you up. Only gasps of pleasure left your lips, eyes hazed with arousal and your breath staggered the longer he kept it up. Approaching your end, he doesn’t stop, oh no, he’s merciless, the goal was right there.

Eren leans into ear, placing the plastic mask against your shoulder as he whispers, “You going to cum? You gonna cum for me?”

You nod, sporadically, unable to control yourself especially after those words.

“Cum then, pretty girl.” You did, you fucking did. Your body came undone, your cunt tightens around the toy-the heat inside of you rush into the core completely destroying you. Your pleasure crashes down on you and the tingles in the pits of your stomach explode into warm pricks all over, inside of you. Your cunt squeezes and pulsates around the dildo for the last time before he takes it out completely, enjoying the pop it makes―dangling it around like a prize.

“Would you look at yourself, you just came for a serial killer―fucking hell, add that to your dating profile.”

You couldn’t even reply before knocks on your door interrupt the little moment you had with this killer. The knocks were loud, echoing through the apartment-his head snaps towards it immediately and he takes his knife in his hand quickly. 

You remembered exactly what it was and you had to stop him. Even in your overly stimulated form you grabbed onto the hem of his cloak pulling him back. “It’s just my friends.”

He turns towards you and cocks his head arrogantly, “Ah, more people to kill.”

“No!” You shout, pulling him even closer to you, “Don’t, please. If anything I’m saving your ass, two of my friends are huge guys who could easily take you with or without a knife. You wouldn’t have enough time to escape before you get caught.”

Bitch. Eren wanted to say, thinking over his options he knew it wasn’t going to be easy-he only had such an easy time with you because of all the stalking he did to figure out your routine but he had no idea who was at the door and what they could do, the risk is not worth it. He could still have tomorrow, to mess with you.

He grabs your cheeks yet again and pulls you up, your cheeks red from all the blood rush. Your hand grips his wrist, weakly. You writher under him as he nearly kissed you with his mask, “You get to live this time, bitch. But remember me, because I’ll come back for you.”

The hunting knife in his hand raises, light bouncing off it before it penetrates into your hip, you scream loudly-cuss words and insults thrown at the killer. You fall onto the bed and the killer pulls the knife out, getting up. He wipes the blood off his blade as the same blood pools out of your side onto your sheets. 

A pretty girl with pretty blood. Eren smiles.

Eren is halfway out the window before he waves goodbye sending you a creepy kiss before he jumps out the window, into the night. The breeze hits you, this isn’t a fucking dream. You couldn’t even think if he’d survive where he was going because the pain was something you’ve never felt before-you cry into your sheets, adrenaline running out quickly and the pain gets so much worse.

How many people could say that the same guy fucks them and stabs them, just you?

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[fireyalex]

What Makes Us Blind

Prompt: "Every fucking day, I wish you're mine - every single goddamned day," and "You mean the whole fucking world to me, do you know that?"

Summary: Virgil doesn’t understand why he gets so angry whenever Roman’s flirting with somebody else. It’s not like he actually loves him, right? That would just be crazy. He’s not jealous, just annoyed.

Pairing: Prinxiety

Characters: Virgil, Roman, Remy

Warnings: Swearing, mention of blood, passing comment about death. Please let me know if I missed anything.   

Word count: 2084

    It’s fine, he should be used to this by now. Roman is a very flirtatious person by nature, anyway. So it doesn’t matter. But for whatever reason, it still made Virgil’s blood absolutely boil. He never understood why, though.

    Virgil pulled his hood over his head to hide himself as much as possible, avoiding any and all eye contact, as Roman was excessively flirting with some random man clad in sunglasses and a leather jacket. He put his headphones on and just let the music wash the two voices away. Maybe it was just his anxiety acting up that made him act like this. Yeah, that was it. It was simply his anxiety. Why would it be anything else?

    Roman laughed as he and the stranger spent time talking and flirting with each other. The two had fallen into a rhythm and had relaxed more as they talked. Finally, Roman’s laughing and flirting had died down, and a pleased smile landed on his face.

    “I don’t believe I ever caught your name, darling,” Roman brought up smoothly.

    The other gave an amused chuckle, “The name’s Remy, babes.” He looked Roman up and down over the rim of his glasses. “And I believe I’m missing a few digits from my phone. Would you be a dear and help me figure them out, Ro?” Roman certainly didn’t miss the smirk as Remy pulled his phone out.

    Roman chuckled as he carefully grabbed the other’s phone, putting his number in and sent a text to himself. He glanced over at his friend and his face suddenly dropped; Virgil was hiding in his hoodie with his headphones on as he fidgeted with the strings from the hood. He looked back to Remy, giving his phone back.

    “Look, this was fun, Rem, but we should probably head home. I’ll text you when I can.”

    Remy gave an understanding smile, looking at Roman. “Don’t sweat it, babe,” he stepped close and bent down to kiss Roman on the cheek. “Promise me you’ll get home safely.”

    “Without a doubt,” Roman smiled, “you get home safely as well.” After a quick hug, the two separated and Roman turned to Virgil. “Hey, I’m ready to go back, Virge.”

    Virgil looked up at him with a scowl, pulling his headphones down around his neck. “‘Bout fucking time,” he growled. He pulled his head down and immediately stormed off, leaving a startled and confused Roman behind.

    After blinking his confusion away, Roman rushed to catch up with Virgil, walking beside him. “What… What’s that about, V?”

    “Oh, I don’t fucking know. It doesn’t matter, Princey.” He snarled.

    “I- … Virgil?”

    “What?” He asked uninterested, his voice flat as he refused to spare Roman even a glance.

    “Are you alright?”

    Virgil gave a short, unamused laugh. “Just peachy. Fan-fucking-tastic. I’m wonderful!” He tucked his head in further, clenching his fists inside his pockets as he grit his teeth.

    Roman furrowed his eyebrows together as he tried to find the right thing to say. After a brief moment, he gently took hold of Virgil’s arm to stop him. “Virgil, what’s wrong?”

    Virgil just scowled. “Let go of me.” He attempted to shrug off Roman’s hold, but it only tightened. “Roman, seriously. I’m fine,” growling the last word, he still refused to look at Roman, but he was glaring two holes into his hand. Seriously, Roman was just a big, stupid idiot. When Roman still refused to let go, he looked up, staring right at him.

    Roman’s head was down, though he looked up when he spotted the motion. “Did I do something?”

    “You’re always doing ‘something,’ Roman. You have to be a bit more specific than that, Princey.”

    “Did-” He hesitated and looked directly at Virgil, “did I do anything to set you off? If I did, I truly apologize. I didn’t mean to-”

    “Yes! No! I-” Virgil sighed and tried one last time to free his arm, this time succeeding in the matter, “I don’t know. You always do, you never do, I-” he hesitated, “It’s complicated. So don’t go blaming yourself when I don’t even know why I’m feeling what I’m feeling! It’s irresponsible, Princey!”

    Roman moved to speak but was rudely interrupted by his phone ringing. When he pulled it out, the caller ID showed it was Rems Darling. Virgil shrank away, rolling his eyes.

    He shouldn’t be surprised. A new flirt shows up, and they get more of Roman’s attention than he ever will around the pair. Why would him calling during their conversation be any different? While Roman’s attention was focused on deciding whether or not to answer, Virgil just continued walking, somehow even smaller than before. His blood was boiling again like it always did, even if he still never understood why. All he knew was that it only ever happened when Roman was talking to other guys in a more-than-friendly manner. It was getting annoying.

    There’s no way he was getting jealous. That would only happen if Virgil was in love with Roman, and there was no way in hell that’s the case. Besides, what was there to be jealous of? After all, it was all the other men who would get to be with this over-glorified dork. Everyone else who would have to endure his non-stop chatter and his constant fantasies and his crippling insecurities. Everyone else who would get to see him at his best and his worst, see him when he’s vulnerable, see him when he sleeps and after he wakes up, when his smile was genuine, when his hair curls down in that adorable way that adorably annoys him… Everyone else that got to be his world and center of his attention, that got to feel true safety and security when wrapped in his arms, everyone else that… gets to be his…. Oh.

    “Well, shit,” he muttered to no one other than himself. He shoved his hands in his pockets as far as they could go and picked up his pace. He just wanted to get out of here as fast as humanly possible.

    “Virgil, wait up!” He groaned inwardly as the voice caught up with him. “I’m so sorry about that, but I told him I’d call him back later. I didn’t mean to let that interrupt-”

    “It’s fine. Just forget it.”

    “Wha- why? I’m sorry if you feel unheard, but-”

    “I said just forget it, Princey!” Virgil stared at him, tears threatening to spill over. “Please,” he nearly whispered.

    Roman just stared at him in return, eyes wide in shock. He opened his mouth to speak, but no words would form, but he was interrupted before he could speak, anyway.

    “Besides, it doesn’t fucking matter. So just.. Drop it.” Virgil at last turned and walked away.

    “Virgil, if it’s affecting you this badly, then it’s not nothing. Please, I want to know what I did wrong. So I can be better.”

    Virgil stopped dead in his tracks, his nails digging into his palms to the point he almost drew blood. After a moment, he turned around to face Roman, his head down. “You know what? Fine. You want to know what you did?” Roman took a small step back, but still nodded as Virgil slowly raised his head. “You’re out here, flirting with every fucking man you see, leaving me behind in the dust, the one who’s been by your side since middle school.”

    He took a step towards Roman, “You don’t pay attention to me in the slightest when it comes to another man. I could jump off a damn cliff and you wouldn’t even notice until you’re done with him!” He took another step forward, a couple rebel tears escaping down his cheeks. “And I- It… it hurts.”

    Furiously wiping his tears away, he looked a gaping Roman in the eyes. “You… You mean the whole fucking world to me, do you know that? So it- it hurts to see other men getting all of your attention instead.” Roman moved to speak, but Virgil put his hand up to stop him. “Not… Not yet.” His hand fell back down to his side. “The more men I see you with, the more I realize. Every fucking day,” his voice broke but he continued nonetheless, “I just… wish you were mine. Every single goddamned day.” He was barely at a whisper as he closed his eyes. “I just… Roman, I-” Opening his eyes, he chewed on his lip as he considered his next words. “I love you.” The silence that followed was deafening. 

    Roman was rendered completely speechless, not knowing what he should even say. Without thinking, he moved forward and wrapped his arms around Virgil. I love you too, he wanted so desperately to say, but the words refused to come out. Instead, he decided to just hold the other man tighter in his arms.

    The smaller figure was tense for a moment before he finally hugged back, burying his face in the bigger man’s chest. If Roman had felt him shaking and crying, well, he didn’t mention it. Virgil just wanted to hide away until this all blew over, act like nothing had happened. Of course Roman wouldn’t love someone like him. No, instead, he’d like someone who actually gave a shit about romantic gestures, someone who was open about his feelings, someone who isn’t as fucked up or unstable or broken as Virgil is. Someone who-

    “Virgil, I-” Roman started before releasing his breath. Something in the man’s voice made Virgil pull back to look at him. “And this… This is all true?” If he was trying to keep the tremble out of his voice, he was failing miserably.

    With a nod, Virgil looked up, tears no longer falling but still pooling in his eyes. “Every damn word,” his voice was impossibly soft now, the fear of rejection tainting his tone.

    After a moment’s hesitation, the taller figure looked down at Virgil, his eyes and face softer than he’s ever seen from Roman before. His lips parted into a small, kind smile. “I was hoping you liked me as well, Virgil. I-”

    “Wait,” he asked, his eyebrows furrowed in confusion. “You mean-”

    Roman cupped his hand around Virgil’s cheek. “I love you too, Stormcloud. I always have. Ever since I can remember, I’ve loved you.” 

    Virgil stared intently, eyes darting between Roman’s eyes, trying to find any malice or deceit, but instead found nothing. He felt the tension leave his body as he leaned into the hand still cupping his cheek, letting the warmth seep in. 

    “Then what about the other men?” Virgil asked softly. 

    Roman closed his eyes for a moment, trying but failing to hide the regret that instantly appeared in them. “No matter how many people I may have flirted with, lightning bolt, none will I love as much as you. None will I fight the impossible for, like I with you. None will I wish every waking moment to be with, other than you. None will I want to spend the rest of my days with, only you. Always only you, Virgil.

    “Only for you would I walk to the ends of the earth and back. Only for you would I fight to protect from any ailment, no matter how big or small. Only for you would I love to see your face relaxed in sleep, and the way the sun connects with you in the morn’. Only for you, would I love as deeply as I do.” As he finished speaking, he slowly brought himself closer, leaving their faces only inches apart. 

    Virgil let out a breathless laugh, a small smile forming. “You’re a fucking sap, Princey, you know that?”

    “Only for you, my dark night,” Roman smiled back at the other.

    Virgil’s smile turned into a smirk. He leaned forward, lips brushing together. “Just shut up already,” he muttered before their lips finally connected. 

    Roman’s free arm wrapped around Virgil’s waist, dipping him down ever so slightly. In response, Virgil threw his arms around Roman’s neck, deepening the kiss.

    After what felt like an eternity, Roman pulled away, resting his forehead on Virgil’s.  “I love you, Virgil,” he whispered breathlessly.

    “I love you too, you sap. However, it might be a good idea to get back.”

    Roman gently shook his head, his smile growing. “Just one more,” he connected their lips once more. They still had plenty of time before the sun set, after all. So what was one more kiss or two? Or Fifteen?

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the whole list

I’m sorry that I took so long, and I’m so boring, but here you go!

1. coffee mugs, teacups, wine glasses, water bottles, or soda cans?

 Coffee mugs

2. chocolate bars or lollipops?

Chocolate bars

3. bubblegum or cotton candy?

Eww, no to both.

4. how did your elementary school teachers describe you?

My mom worked at my elementary school, so I was very much a teacher’s pet.

5. do you prefer to drink soda from soda cans, soda bottles, plastic cups or glass cups?

Plastic cups

6. pastel, boho, tomboy, preppy, goth, grunge, formal or sportswear?

Pastel or boho

7. earbuds or headphones?

Earbuds

8. movies or tv shows?

I really want to say tv shows, but I’m awful at finishing them. I still need to watch the last few episodes of Apocalypse. Don’t at me. 

9. favorite smell in the summer?

Is it weird if I say my cats? It’s weird, I know. They all have different smells, and it’s comforting to be around them when I’m stressed or upset.

10. game you were best at in p.e.?

Nothing, literally nothing. I was that kid who always had their nose in a book, so you can imagine how awkward I was in p.e.

11. what you have for breakfast on an average day?

A peanut butter and jelly sandwich or pancakes

12. name of your favorite playlist?

The only playlist I listen to is my own. I listen to a lot of country, some musicals, and a handful of older songs.

13. lanyard or key ring?

Lanyard

14. favorite non-chocolate candy?

Gummy bears

15. favorite book you read as a school assignment?

The Handmaid’s Tale

16. most comfortable position to sit in?

Why sit when you can lay down? I usually sit with my legs crossed.

17. most frequently worn pair of shoes?

My work pair of tennis shoes

18. ideal weather?

WINTER. All the cold.

19. sleeping position?

On my stomach

20. preferred place to write (i.e., in a note book, on your laptop, sketchpad, post-it notes, etc.)?

Laptop

21. obsession from childhood?

Books. I read so many books as a kid.

22. role model?

I don’t know. My therapist is pretty cool. Sarah Paulson maybe?

23. strange habits?

I eat soup with a fork. I have to put on my right sock and shoe before I can put on the left. I eat pop tarts upside down.

24. favorite crystal?

I don’t know. Rhodochrosites and amethysts are pretty.

25. first song you remember hearing?

Queen of the Silver Dollar

26. favorite activity to do in warm weather?

Stay inside, lol. I play a lot of animal crossing, try to write sometimes. Read.

27. favorite activity to do in cold weather?

Also, stay inside- still playing animal crossing and writing or reading.

28. five songs to describe you?

I honestly have no idea. 

29. best way to bond with you?

Just hang out and talk with me. I like to stay home, or go on simple dates. I love, love, love aquariums.

30. places that you find sacred?

Churches, cemeteries

31. what outfit do you wear to kick ass and take names?

I’m not very confident in myself, so I tend to stick with t-shirts and shorts or leggings.

32. top five favorite vines?

I do not watch vine.

33. most used phrase in your phone?

Sorry or what’s for dinner

34. advertisements you have stuck in your head?

Those lawyer commercials that come on all of the time

35. average time you fall asleep?

Between 11:30 and 2:30

36. what is the first meme you remember ever seeing?

Probably something with SpongeBob

37. suitcase or duffel bag?

Duffel bag

38. lemonade or tea?

Tea

39. lemon cake or lemon meringue pie?

Hear me out, what about no lemon?

40. weirdest thing to ever happen at your school?

These kids started a metal band, and our administrators thought the student body loved it, so they got to perform a lot.

41. last person you texted?

@grilledcheeseandguavajelly

42. jacket pockets or pants pockets?

Pants pockets

43. hoodie, leather jacket, cardigan, jean jacket or bomber jacket?

Hoodie

44. favorite scent for soap?

Some sort of berry

45. which genre: sci-fi, fantasy or superhero?

Fantasy

46. most comfortable outfit to sleep in?

Shorts and a t-shirt (wasn’t kidding when I said I only wear shorts and a t-shirt)

47. favorite type of cheese?

American

48. if you were a fruit, what kind would you be?

@grilledcheeseandguavajelly says "something unique but sweet but with a lot of depth to it, so like a kiwi or a honeydew or a prickly pear.”

49. what saying or quote do you live by?

Do no harm, but take no shit

50. what made you laugh the hardest you ever have?

Probably something my sister has said or done

51. current stresses?

So much. I lost my job recently, and there's just a lot going on in my life right now.

52. favorite font?

Can I pick people’s handwriting as my favorite font? I know it’s dumb.

53. what is the current state of your hands?

Well, I should use more lotion

54. what did you learn from your first job?

That the whole world is going to expect you to know things without you actually ever being taught those things

55. favorite fairy tale?

The Little Mermaid?

56. favorite tradition?

Getting cake for birthdays because I love cake

57. the three biggest struggles you’ve overcome?

Me, myself, and I

58. four talents you’re proud of having?

Writing, caring for others. I don’t know.

59. if you were a video game character, what would your catchphrase be?

Don’t fuck up

60. if you were a character in an anime, what kind of anime would you want it to be?

I don’t really have any anime knowledge

61. favorite line you heard from a book/movie/tv show/etc.?

“You want to tell her that there are between two hundred and four hundred billion stars in the Milky Way, but when you look up, you could only ever see, like, twenty five hundred of them. You are one of the ones that no one can see. She is one of the ones that’s even visible in the city.”

-The Moment by T.C. Anderson

Guys, this is my favorite book. I highly recommend checking it out.

62. seven characters you relate to?

Alice Macray, Maura Isles, Temperance Brennan, Regina Mills, Callie Torres, Olivia Benson, Rachel Stevens

63. five songs that would play in your club?

She’s a Rainbow, Free To Be You and Me, Defying Gravity, Goodbye Earl, Queen of the Silver Dollar.  My club would not be very cool.

64. favorite website from your childhood?

Webkinz

65. any permanent scars?

I cut the side of my thumb off with a pair of scissors once.

66. favorite flower(s)?

Zinnias, Passion flowers, sunflowers

67. good luck charms?

I don’t know that I have any?

68. worst flavor of any food or drink you’ve ever tried?

GRAPE

69. a fun fact that you don’t know how you learned?

I am so bad at thinking up answers on the spot. I’m sorry I suck at this.

70. left or right handed?

Right handed

71. least favorite pattern?

Any sort of animal pattern

72. worst subject?

Science

73. favorite weird flavor combo?

Peanut butter and chocolate on ritz crackers

74. at what pain level out of ten (1 through 10) do you have to be at before you take an advil or ibuprofen?

Depends on the type of pain. Headaches- I usually take it pretty soon, but for other things, I tend to wait.

75. when did you lose your first tooth?

I would assume kindergarten or first grade?

76. what’s your favorite potato food (i.e. tater tots, baked potatoes, fries, chips, etc.)?

fries

77. best plant to grow on a windowsill?

Flowers

78. coffee from a gas station or sushi from a grocery store?

Neither

79. which looks better, your school id photo or your driver’s license photo?

I no longer have a school ID, but that definitely looked better

80. earth tones or jewel tones?

Earth tones

81. fireflies or lightning bugs?

Fireflies sounds so much better, but I say lightning bugs

82. pc or console?

Console

83. writing or drawing?

Writing

84. podcasts or talk radio?

Podcasts

84. barbie or polly pocket?

Barbie

85. fairy tales or mythology?

Fairy tales

86. cookies or cupcakes?

Cupcakes

87. your greatest fear?

I’m going to be single and alone for my entire life 

88. your greatest wish?

To fall in love

89. who would you put before everyone else?

My sister

90. luckiest mistake?

I don’t know

91. boxes or bags?

Boxes

92. lamps, overhead lights, sunlight or fairy lights?

Fairy lights

93. nicknames?

Kat, Kate, Backpack

94. favorite season?

Winter

95. favorite app on your phone?

Tumblr

96. desktop background?

It’s a sunflower drawing

97. how many phone numbers do you have memorized?

Maybe 15-20?

98. favorite historical era?

I don’t know

[wherethewindtakesher]

actually all qs cuz I wanna get to know u :) boink!

OF COURSE BOINK ANON!

I will be excluding the ones Ive done (:

1. coffee mugs, teacups, wine glasses, water bottles, or soda cans? Wine glasses/water bottles c:

3. bubblegum or cotton candy? Bubblegum! im not really a big fan of cotton candy tbh.

5. do you prefer to drink soda from soda cans, soda bottles, plastic cups or glass cups? for some reason, soda from plastic cups hit different 😞

7. earbuds or headphones? headphones in the winter, earbuds in the summer.

9. favorite smell in the summer? the smell of my oncoming de- the smell of flowers blooming.

11. what you have for breakfast on an average day? it depends, some mornings I skip breakfast all together, others i’ll have a light snack, or I just have some cereal or make an egg.

12. name of your favorite playlist? ‘Recently added’

13. lanyard or key ring? landyard so I can find my keys easily. I still lose it tho-

14. favorite non-chocolate candy? spicy or sour candies are dope a f.

15. favorite book you read as a school assignment? The first book I read that I actually enjoyed was twilight.

16. most comfortable position to sit in? with my legs w I d e open because I cant sit properly.

17. most frequently worn pair of shoes? my tan/floral converses.

18. ideal weather? cloudy, cold, and raining 😌.

19. sleeping position? on my stomach, leg raised to my abdomen while the other is in the open air, and hands underneath my pillow. the BEST.

21. obsession from childhood? picking my scabs-

22. role model? my mom and sisters.

24. favorite crystal? garnet. It’s also my birthstone! I have it as a gem for my class ring.

25. first song you remember hearing? “bidi bidi mom mom” by selena quintanilla.

26. favorite activity to do in warm weather? if it’s not scorching hot, go on walks.

27. favorite activity to do in cold weather? snuggle up in a blanket and watch movies.

28. five songs to describe you? ‘humble’ kendrick lamar, ‘cry baby’ melanie martinez, ‘stupid’ ashnikko, ‘paparazzi’ lady gaga, ‘or nah’ ty dollar $ign.

29. best way to bond with you? send me M E M E S-

30. places that you find sacred? my bed.

31. what outfit do you wear to kick ass and take names? ripped jeans, boots, a crop top, and a jacket.

33. most used phrase in your phone? fuck.

34. advertisements you have stuck in your head? that empire carpet wash commercial.

36. what is the first meme you remember ever seeing? DAT BOI.

37. suitcase or duffel bag? duffel bag.

38. lemonade or tea? how about both of them combined 😉.

39. lemon cake or lemon meringue pie? I hate pie 🙊

40. weirdest thing to ever happen at your school? someone brought a gun and it fell out of their backpack during 2nd period.

41. last person you texted? @caws5749

42. jacket pockets or pants pockets? pants pockets. BUT THE DEEP ONES NOT THOSE SMALL FUCKING ONES.

43. hoodie, leather jacket, cardigan, jean jacket or bomber jacket? hoodies or a bomber jacket.

44. favorite scent for soap? Lavender.

45. which genre: sci-fi, fantasy or superhero? superhero!

46. most comfortable outfit to sleep in? naked-

47. favorite type of cheese? queso fresco.

48. if you were a fruit, what kind would you be? mango.

49. what saying or quote do you live by? “im a bad bitch you cant kill me”

50. what made you laugh the hardest you ever have? anytime my friends and I joke around.

51. current stresses? school, personal issues, and my NEW JOB THATS RIGHT YALL YO GIRL EMPLOYED.

52. favorite font? calibri.

53. what is the current state of your hands? kinda rough but smooth.

54. what did you learn from your first job? that people fucking suck.

55. favorite fairy tale? little red riding hood.

56. favorite tradition? eating tamales during christmas time.

57. the three biggest struggles you’ve overcome? that im not perfect, my flaws are just as beautiful as my perfections, and that im just ug-

58. four talents you’re proud of having? im not talented aT ALL. uh...

59. if you were a video game character, what would your catchphrase be? ‘let’s fuck ‘em up’

60. if you were a character in an anime, what kind of anime would you want it to be? sasuke from naruto or mey-rin from kuroshitsuji.

61. favorite line you heard from a book/movie/tv show/etc.? “see you in a minute”

62. seven characters you relate to? natasha, cristina yang, dexter, ford, thor, scott lang, and tony.

63. five songs that would play in your club? ‘bodak yellow’, ‘man of the year’, ‘rockstar’, ‘bickenhead’, ‘slumber party’.

64. favorite website from your childhood? I forgot the name but it was that educational site with the orange robot and human.

65. any permanent scars? my entire body is riddled in scars no joke.

66. favorite flower(s)? hibiscus and roses.

67. good luck charms? my dog’s name tag.

68. worst flavor of any food or drink you’ve ever tried? onions-

69. a fun fact that you don’t know how you learned? that cracking your joints won't give you arthritis.

70. left or right handed? im mixed handed but I do the majority of stuff with my right.

71. least favorite pattern? plaid.

72. worst subject? MATH FJSKSJKFSJS I HATE IT.

73. favorite weird flavor combo? have yall tried chocolate milk with chicken nuggets-

74. at what pain level out of ten (1 through 10) do you have to be at before you take an advil or ibuprofen? 8-9 because I tend to fight back and not admit there is something wrong going on 😬.

75. when did you lose your first tooth? 2nd grade I believe.

76. what’s your favorite potato food (i.e. tater tots, baked potatoes, fries, chips, etc.)? for some reason my love of tater tots has come back.

77. best plant to grow on a windowsill? uh cacti?

78. coffee from a gas station or sushi from a grocery store? coffee from a gas station cus im not trying to die-

79. which looks better, your school id photo or your driver’s license photo? oh man, I look like shit in both of them. School id.

80. earth tones or jewel tones? earth tones!

81. fireflies or lightning bugs? ive never seen either 😔.

82. pc or console? i’ve own consoles for most of my life.

83. writing or drawing? writing. I cant draw very well.

84. podcasts or talk radio? podcasts! I listen to ‘last podcast on the left’.

84. barbie or polly pocket? barbies! did anyone make their barbies have sex or was it just me-?

85. fairy tales or mythology? mythology. yall don't know this but I have fallen into the greek mythology rabbit hole-

86. cookies or cupcakes? I fuck heavy with cupcakes TILL THIS DAY.

87. your greatest fear? to see those I love die.

88. your greatest wish? to be happy.

89. who would you put before everyone else? myself.

90. luckiest mistake? guessing on a question and getting it right 😎.

91. boxes or bags? i’ll go with boxes. it makes everything easier to stack and organize.

92. lamps, overhead lights, sunlight or fairy lights? fairy lights are so pretty.

93. nicknames? clown by @caws5749, bottom by @domromanoff, and variations of my real name.

94. favorite season? fall/winter TIMEEEEE.

95. favorite app on your phone? mario kart. if anyone wants to be friends give me your friend code-

96. desktop background? it’s black with a colorful smoke cloud exploding.

97. how many phone numbers do you have memorized? mine and my oldest sister’s because she has had that same number since I was in the WOMB.

98. favorite historical era? I would say the WWII era since ive studied more about it than any other era.

UPDATE; this would've been done last night but my screen decided to just crash and not save anything I had done and my girl sent my ass to bed so I couldn't finish it but here ya go boink!

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Coffee mugs, teacups, or water bottles? I’m not crazy about liquid-holding stuff, but I’d go with water bottles if I had to pick. Bubblegum or cotton candy? As in, those two as flavors? Bubblegum. How did your elementary school teachers describe you? I wouldn’t know but I wouldn’t be surprised if they found me unremarkable. I never recited, got average grades at the first half of grade school, and never really made an effort for the teachers to recognize me. I didn’t start taking stuff seriously till the second half of elementary. Do you prefer to drink soda from cans, bottles or cups? I prefer to pass on the soda. Earbuds or headphones? Earphones.

Movies or TV? Movie, definitely. Favorite smell in the summer? THE BEACH!!!!!!!!! And seafood being grilled at beachside, yummmmm. Game you were best at in P.E./gym? Table tennis. What do you have for breakfast on an average day? On an average day, I skip breakfast. But when my dad is home, he always makes me eat something, and usually that’s fried eggs and hotdogs with white bread. Sometimes he’ll fry rice and pair it with leftovers from last night. Name of your favorite playlist? Right now, it’s a playlist I titled ‘things I wish I said’ and it’s dedicated to Nacho. Lanyard or key ring? My key ring is attached to my lanyard, so that I never forget both my ID and my keys when leaving for school. Favorite non-chocolate candy? Fruitella. Or anything that’s chewy and fruit-flavored (which is still weird to me, considering I hate fruits). Favorite book you had to read for school? Dekada ‘70 and Without Seeing the Dawn. Most comfortable position to sit in? Improperly.

Most frequently worn pair of shoes? I think it’s my pair of Onitsuka Tiger sneakers, but not sure. I don’t keep count. Ideal weather? This question is on like 1 out of 5 surveys, ugh. I like bleak and cold weather. Pencils or pens? Pens. Obsession from childhood? The TV shows Hi-5 and Spongebob. And pogs. Favorite crystal? I don’t think I have any. Favorite activity to do in warm weather? Sulk and complain. Unless I’m at the beach. Favorite activity to do in cold weather? Sleeeeeeeeeeep in, take surveys, and stay in bed wrapped in a blanket. Five songs to describe you? I’m not feeling like anything right now, so I don’t think any of them would be able to describe me. Best way for someone to bond with you? Have samgyupsal with me :) Top 5 favorite Vines? “Come to Del Taco! They have fre...free sh...FREE SHAVACADO” “There’s only one things worse than a rapist – boom” “A child!” “No–” “T-T-T-T-T-T-T-TARGET” “Has anyone ever told you you look like Beyonce?” “...No they usually tell me I look like Shalisa” “Who the fuck is that?” “ME” “Ahhhh, stop, I coulda dropped my croissant” Ads you have stuck in your head? None of them because fuck them all. Average time you fall asleep? 10-11 PM. Sometimes a little later than 11. What is the first meme you remember seeing? Oh man I hopped on that train pretty early. I reached the very first batch of meme comics that came from 9GAG, e.g. the Y U NO guy, the FFFFFFUUUUU– guy, Forever Alone, Bad Luck Brian, the original trollface etc. Suitcase, duffel bag, or backpack? Backpack. I don’t use the other two. Lemonade or tea? Lemonade. Last person you texted? Gabie, I think. I didn’t talk to anybody all day because depression hit bad today, so I can’t remember all that well. Jacket pockets or pants pockets? Jackets, they’re usually more spacious. Favorite type of jacket? Windbreakers or hoodies. Favorite scent for soap? I don’t have a preference, soap should just smell nice for me lmao. Sci-fi, fantasy, or superheroes? Honestly, none of these but if I had to go with one, I’d pick sci-fi. What clothes do you sleep in? Thin and short ones, because I like feeling more cold than warm. Favorite type of cheese? FETA!!!!!!!!!!! What saying or quote do you live by? I don’t like relying on quotes. What are you currently stressed about? Right now, nothing. I’m just feeling down in general. Favorite font? I use Proxima Nova for all my reviewers and school notes, because to me it looks pleasant. It’s actually the default font that my org uses to maintain our branding, and since I’ve worked on a lot of documents for the org, the habit of using Proxima just carried over to my irl files and I ended up liking it. What did you learn from your first job? Proofread every single goddamn thing you write 10, 15 times. From internship. I thought I was decent until my emails were bombarded with copy edits. Favorite fairy tale? None. Favorite tradition? Like, in general? My elementary/high school has a tradition of extending recess break and giving away either free ice cream or slices of our homemade tarts for the feast day of the Assumption of Mary. It’s always one of the most exciting times of the school year. Talent you're proud of having? Reading people. It’s more of a skill than talent, but still. If you were a video game character, what would your catchphrase be? I hate questions like this that force me to be creative, so I’ll pass. If you were an anime character, what genre of anime would it be? No thanks. Character you relate to? Monica Geller. Favorite website from your childhood? Y8, probably. And YouTube. Any scars? [trigger warning: self harm] One on my eyebrow, another on one of my toes, and I still have my scars from when I cut myself a few weeks back. Favorite flower? I like any except anthurium. Any good luck charms? Not really. Least favorite flavor of food or drink? Rootbeer/cola and buko. Left or right handed? Right. Least favorite pattern? I dunno if I have a least favorite one... I don’t really pay attention. Worst subject in school? Like, my least favorite among the ones I’m currently taking? Probably layout class. Favorite weird flavor combo? This isn’t a flavor but I’m willing to have mayo with a bunch of other food. When did you lose your first tooth? I was either in Kinder 2 or in Prep, so I was 5-6. Favorite potato food? French fries. Gas station coffee or grocery store sushi? I’ll take the sushi. The gas stations here look so filthy. Earth tones or jewel tones? Earth tones. Do you call them fireflies or lightning bugs? Fireflies. PC or console gaming? Consoles. I’ve never played on PC before. Writing or drawing? Writing. Podcasts or talk radio? Barbie or Polly Pocket? Fairy tales or mythology? I hate both. Cookies or cupcakes? Your greatest fear? Being humiliated in front of a crowd and losing my loved ones are two big ones. Your greatest wish? To have a lot of money later on in life haha. Who would you put before everyone else? G. Lamps, overhead lights, fairy lights, or sunlight? Overhead. Nicknames? Robyn, Byn, Reben, Rolayn. Favorite season? The season where it rains all day and it generally gets slightly colder. We don’t really have a name for it other than the wet season. Favorite app on your phone? Twitter. What is your desktop background? It’s one of the default Apple backgrounds but I picked the landscape that has a pinkish hue. How many phone numbers do you have memorized? Four. Favorite historical era? I like all of them but in terms of social history, probably the Victorian era and the 1900s-1950s. There are some very interesting anecdotes about the way they used to live in terms of cuisine, sanitation, education, etc.

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I dare you to answer every single question in the "weird asks that say a lot" (tho you can decline the dare, or just answer one you really wanna answer)

me? declining a dare?? HELL NO! So buckle up, this is a long one!

1. coffee mugs, teacups, wine glasses, water bottles, or soda cans?–> coffee mugs

2. chocolate bars or lollipops?–> hmmmmm… chocolate bars.

3. bubblegum or cotton candy?–> neither really… there aren’t many stores where I can buy cotton candy just like that. So I guess bubblegum.

4. how did your elementary school teachers describe you?–> quiet, reserved, smart. I think that’s about it.

5. do you prefer to drink soda from soda cans, soda bottles, plastic cups or glass cups?–> actually cans. But I’ll settle for bottles if I can’t get cans

6. pastel, boho, tomboy, preppy, goth, grunge, formal or sportswear?–> hm… a mix between tomboy, sportswear and formal.

7. earbuds or headphones?–> both. earbuds while on my phone and headphones while on my computer.

8. movies or tv shows?–> tv shows. Keeps me occupied for longer and I don’t have to pay attention too much.

9. favorite smell in the summer?–> that fresh breeze when at sea or ocean. Or, the smell before a thunder storm.

10. game you were best at in p.e.?–> dodgeball, along with basketball and volleyball. which doesn’t mean I’m any good at either, those were just the ones I didn’t suck as much lol

11. what you have for breakfast on an average day?–> usually, I skip breakfast and have lunch. But if I want something, it’s usually a sandwich with either avocado, fish or something else.

12. name of your favorite playlist?–> uhh.. don’t really have one.

13. lanyard or key ring?–> both ^^ key ring to keep all keys i need together and a lanyard to lock them to my pants or something.

14. favorite non-chocolate candy?–> popcorn. I’m not entirely sure tbh, I’m simply eating popcorn now so that’s why it came to my mind lol

15. favorite book you read as a school assignment?–> ooh, good question. hm… catcher in the rye is up there… life of pie too… killing mr griffin…. hm. most books from my english classes it seems. the german ones sucked.

16. most comfortable position to sit in?–> sitting on one leg with the other angled. it’s kinda hard to explain, I guess.

17. most frequently worn pair of shoes?–> gray sneakers

18. ideal weather?–> sunshine, not too warm (maybe around 25°C), with a little breeze.

19. sleeping position?–> any position and every position

20. preferred place to write (i.e., in a note book, on your laptop, sketchpad, post-it notes, etc.)?–> either computer or mobile phone

21. obsession from childhood?–> hm. I guess drawing might be one. Other than that, I don’t think I have an obsession from back then. Maybe anime and cartoons in general, but nothing specific.

22. role model?–> don’t have one

23. strange habits?–> can’t think of anything right now..

24. favorite crystal?–> opal

25. first song you remember hearing?–> I don’t know the song titles of those, sadly. I do remember the ketchup song

26. favorite activity to do in warm weather?–> either taking a walk or sleeping in the sunshine. Not really much interested in activities.

27. favorite activity to do in cold weather?–> sleeping..

28. five songs to describe you?–> Alone in the room by asking alexandria, haze by tessa violet, choke by i don’t know how but they found me (the vibe of the song, not much of the lyrics), bones by emily finchum, dreamin by the score

29. best way to bond with you?–> oh, there are many ways tbh. either ask me about my obsessions and if they are similar to yours, let’s talk about those for hours. or just show up and talk bullshit, I’m always up for bullshit. or let’s rant about stuff that we both hate. just. yeah. I’m really not that hard to please, if you don’t treat me like shit, we’re good.

30. places that you find sacred?–> nothing comes to mind tbh. that doesn’t mean i don’t think places shouldn’t be treated without respect.

31. what outfit do you wear to kick ass and take names?–> jeans, sneakers, black tanktop and a blazer. or hoodie. things I’d usually wear as well. best to kick ass and take names while wearing what you like most, right?

32. top five favorite vines?–> “two bros, chilling in a hot tub, five feet apart cause they’re not gay.”“Say Colorado!” “I’M A GIRAFFE”“THIS BITCH EMPTY! YEET!”“Shit, duck!” “Oh, cause of the duck is it?” *gets hit by a flying duck*“Cabbage, cabbage, cabbage. LETTUCE, LETTUCE, LETTUCE!”

33. most used phrase in your phone?–> yaaaaaaf, yaaaaaaaas, rip, mood, aaaaaaaaaaargh, wtf, eyyyyyyyyyyyyy, oooh, fuck, ehehehehehehe (usually after a dirty joke), yay~, yehi wasn’t able to just pick one

34. advertisements you have stuck in your head?–> none. thank goodness

35. average time you fall asleep?–> maybe.. 30min?

36. what is the first meme you remember ever seeing?–> oooh boy, I don’t remember.

37. suitcase or duffel bag?–> suitcase. They’re easier to handle

38. lemonade or tea?–> tea

39. lemon cake or lemon meringue pie?–> neither.. I don’t really like cakes or pies

40. weirdest thing to ever happen at your school?–> there was a warning of a school shooting due to some internet posts. Nothing happened at our school, but people were scared. Other than that, constant firealarms due to bullshit reasons like cooking or dust. And being late for school due to flooding and casually walking in to class with zero fucks left to give.

41. last person you texted?–> a friend who sent me a cute pic.

42. jacket pockets or pants pockets?–> BOTH AND BIG ENOUGH TO FIT MY PHONE IN PLEASE

43. hoodie, leather jacket, cardigan, jean jacket or bomber jacket?–> Hoodie and leather jacket.

44. favorite scent for soap?–> something fresh like lemon grass or so. Or some herbs. Nothing too sweet and no nuts

45. which genre: sci-fi, fantasy or superhero?–> I like a lot of superhero stuff, but fantasy is up there too.

46. most comfortable outfit to sleep in?–> I’ll sleep in literally anything, depending on how tired and lazy I am to change.

47. favorite type of cheese?–> none

48. if you were a fruit, what kind would you be?–> a pomegranate i think

49. what saying or quote do you live by?–> none really. More like a motto. Be the best you can be and enjoy yourself as much as possible.

50. what made you laugh the hardest you ever have?–> pfft. tons of things. i can’t possibly pinpoint one

51. current stresses?–> New job starting soon where I’m not really sure how well I’ll be able to handle it, sleep scedule is fucked, being on my own entirely with no friends nearby.. ah well.

52. favorite font?–> don’t have one

53. what is the current state of your hands?–> slight lingering pain, a bit cold, no injuries

54. what did you learn from your first job?–> my first ever job was as a waitress/barkeeper at age 14 or something. What I learned there… some people expect too much of you without helping you. And it’s ok to go away from a bad envirenment. Your own well being is most important.

55. favorite fairy tale?–> It’s either the tale of Icarus or the tale of Kunegunda. Those are actually the first ones I ever heard.

56. favorite tradition?–> hm.. don’t have one

57. the three biggest struggles you’ve overcome?–> School, College, emotional breakdowns

58. four talents you’re proud of having?–> drawing, being able to view at problems rationally and finding solutions, reading people I know, my bullshit kind of humor

59. if you were a video game character, what would your catchphrase be?–> Let’s get this fucking party started!

60. if you were a character in an anime, what kind of anime would you want it to be?–> slice of life. They’re the most wholesome with weird and funny friendship moments

61. favorite line you heard from a book/movie/tv show/etc.?–> The risk I took was calculated, but damn, am I bad at math.

62. seven characters you relate to?–> I’m too lazy to think of seven, so have one: Killua from Hunter x Hunter

63. five songs that would play in your club?–> see number 28.

64. favorite website from your childhood?–> YouTube. Well, not really childhood, but early teenage years.

65. any permanent scars?–> I have one on my forhead from an accident when I was a kid. Don’t know if other scars are permanent.

66. favorite flower(s)?–> forget-me-nots

67. good luck charms?–> a d20 dice

68. worst flavor of any food or drink you’ve ever tried?–> hm… I think I surpressed any bad memory like that. Can’t remember

69. a fun fact that you don’t know how you learned?–> brown eyes can be changed permanently blue due to some genes and pigments being linked together

70. left or right handed?–> I’m right handed

71. least favorite pattern?–> anything with huge contrasts and tons of messy lines. hurts my eyes and brain

72. worst subject?–> history. Never was good at remembering dates and years and that shit.

73. favorite weird flavor combo?–> I… don’t have any..

74. at what pain level out of ten (1 through 10) do you have to be at before you take an advil or ibuprofen?–> a 6, usually. Except if i need to do stuff or I’m trying to sleep. then a 4.

75. when did you lose your first tooth?–> I think, around the age of 9..

76. what’s your favorite potato food (i.e. tater tots, baked potatoes, fries, chips, etc.)?–> chips

77. best plant to grow on a windowsill?–> a succulent always grew really well with me. Or cacti.

78. coffee from a gas station or sushi from a grocery store?–> Never had coffee at a gas station. I did have sushi from the grocery story, but they were never any good.

79. which looks better, your school id photo or your driver’s license photo?–> driver’s licence photo

80. earth tones or jewel tones?–> jewel tones

81. fireflies or lightning bugs?–> wait… wat

82. pc or console?–> PC. Never had a console

83. writing or drawing?–> drawing

84. podcasts or talk radio?–> podcasts

84. barbie or polly pocket?–> I had both growing up. As a kid, barbie. later on, polly pocket.

85. fairy tales or mythology?–> why not both.

86. cookies or cupcakes?–> cookies

87. your greatest fear?–> complete darkness

88. your greatest wish?–> to manage well enough not to have to worry about anything

89. who would you put before everyone else?–> parents i guess

90. luckiest mistake?–> I bet there were so fucking many but I can’t remember right now

91. boxes or bags?–> depends. boxes for organizing stuff at home, bags for shopping and gathering things like bottles or clothes

92. lamps, overhead lights, sunlight or fairy lights?–> lamps and overhead lights

93. nicknames?–> Chan

94. favorite season?–> fall

95. favorite app on your phone?–> telegram, messaging my friends and all

96. desktop background?–> a picture I made a while ago I called galaxy marbles

97. how many phone numbers do you have memorized?–> around 4 or so

98. favorite historical era?–> don’t have one, the all sucked

there. I did it. holy shit that was a lot.

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weird asks that say a lot

1. coffee mugs, teacups, wine glasses, water bottles, or soda cans? All of them. I drink tea in coffee mugs and teacups. I love drinking wine. I like that I can recycle soda cans

2. chocolate bars or lollipops? chocolate

3. bubblegum or cotton candy? bubblegum if the flavor lasts long

4. how did your elementary school teachers describe you? the stereotypical quiet, obedient, smart, goody-two-shoes kid

5. do you prefer to drink soda from soda cans, soda bottles, plastic cups or glass cups? somehow I like the aesthetic from soda bottles

6. pastel, boho, tomboy, preppy, goth, grunge, formal or sportswear? hONESTLY I can dO ALL OF THE ABOVE in the span of days. Went to work one day wearing beach-y clothes for spirit day. Returned to pick up a friend to go see a metal concert in VERY metal concert attire. I own short, sweet summery floral dresses and gothic dresses, too

7. earbuds or headphones? Earbuds, they allow me to be more mobile

8. movies or tv shows? movies

9. favorite smell in the summer? Fresh cut grass. The smell of the ocean. Churros at the fair

10. game you were best at in p.e.? Soccer, obvs. Somehow would always last until the end of the game in dodgeball tho because I was small and no one could hit me

11. what you have for breakfast on an average day? Cereal

12. name of your favorite playlist? Don’t have one. 

13. lanyard or key ring?  Key ring

14. favorite non-chocolate candy? Smarties!

15. favorite book you read as a school assignment? I remember re-reading Holes over and over just to make my book reports easier since I knew the boo so well. The Kite Runner was phenomenal and unforgettable

16. most comfortable position to sit in? idk?? I really can’t sit still in one position for too long

17. most frequently worn pair of shoes? Currently my hiking/outdoorsy shoes. Also my black Nikes that I play pickup in and wear to the gym

18. ideal weather? Sunny and 65. Maybe one or two clouds. The tiniest of faint breezes to cool me down. 

19. sleeping position? Any I can get into and fall asleep in quickly

20. preferred place to write (i.e., in a note book, on your laptop, sketchpad, post-it notes, etc.)? Laptop. I can edit easier.

21. obsession from childhood? Probably any cheesy show on Animal Planet. The Most Extreme, Meerkat Manor, Big Cat Diary, etc

22. role model? I have a lot of different ones. Role models for athletics, role models for career and ambition choices, artistic role models...can’t pick just one

23. strange habits? Spelling words with the tips of my fingers

24. favorite crystal? Aquamarine

25. first song you remember hearing? how in the FUCK am I supposed to remember that. I do remember my parents playing The Beatles for me when I was a toddler

26. favorite activity to do in warm weather? Soccer! (futbol) 

27. favorite activity to do in cold weather? Sledding, making hot chocolate, or playing indoor soccer haha

28. five songs to describe you? Who I am Hates Who I’ve Been by Relient K, Proud by the Icarus Account, Land of the Dead by Voltaire, Always Leaving by Mayday Parade, Wavin’ Flag by K’naan

29. best way to bond with you? Listening to my favorite music with me or watching the US Women’s national soccer team with me

30. places that you find sacred? Belfast, Maine. Gold Camp Road. Newport Beach

31. what outfit do you wear to kick ass and take names? Tight jeans with holes in them, fishnets, and a crop top

32. top five favorite vines? Vines still exist?

33. most used phrase in your phone? “tbh”

34. advertisements you have stuck in your head? O O O O REILLYYYYYY’S autoparts

35. average time you fall asleep? around 9

36. what is the first meme you remember ever seeing? I don’t remember

37. suitcase or duffel bag? suitcase

38. lemonade or tea? Is it warm outside? Lemonade. Is it cold outside? tea

39. lemon cake or lemon meringue pie? PIE!

40. weirdest thing to ever happen at your school? Zombie hunting or my professor cutting lab a half an hour short to go look at some Cedar waxwings

41. last person you texted? I think it was Robert

42. jacket pockets or pants pockets? Pants pockets

43. hoodie, leather jacket, cardigan, jean jacket or bomber jacket? Jean jacket

44. favorite scent for soap? Anything fruity

45. which genre: sci-fi, fantasy or superhero? Fantasy. It depends on how good the sci-fi movie is

46. most comfortable outfit to sleep in? as little as possible lmao

47. favorite type of cheese? Parmesan

48. if you were a fruit, what kind would you be? A raspberry

49. what saying or quote do you live by? A great amount of good is always evened out by a great amount of bad

50. what made you laugh the hardest you ever have? Honestly Daniel knew how to make me laugh better than anyone. There are a couple of memories with him that I don’t remember entirely but I know that I ended up cry-laughing so hard that my head hurt. There was a time during my orientation camping trip when a bunch of us were playing ultimate Frisbee, and Jesse went to catch the frisbee in the most perfectly lateral horizontal position and the expression of focus just frozen on his face had me laughing so hard that I couldn’t see

51. current stresses? Sam. Jobs that I can apply for starting in May of 2020. Sam. STUDENT LOANS. Bills. Car payments. Wondering how fucked up my car has gotten since I’ve lived here on this ranch. Sam. 

52. favorite font? Anything that looks fancy and sarcastic

53. what is the current state of your hands? Need to be washed. 

54. what did you learn from your first job? The world is cruel and bad things happen without warning

55. favorite fairy tale? Uh....the Pied Piper?

56. favorite tradition? when my family visits for Christmas, eating lots of traditional Chinese food with them

57. the three biggest struggles you’ve overcome? Heartbreak. Staggering rejection from the field I majored in. Probably a lot of body image struggles in there as well

58. four talents you’re proud of having? Writing, futbol, adaptability, flexibility. I think the last two are just traits but I don’t have a lot of talents I can invest in

59. if you were a video game character, what would your catchphrase be? Let’s make like a baby and head out

60. if you were a character in an anime, what kind of anime would you want it to be? No idea

61. favorite line you heard from a book/movie/tv show/etc.? Though we are far apart, our spirits share the same earth and the same sky

62. seven characters you relate to? Bilbo Baggins from The Hobbit, Data from The Goonies, Luna Lovegood from Harry Potter, Eliza Thornberry from The Wild Thornberries, Raven from Teen Titans, Isaac from Teen Wolf

63. five songs that would play in your club? ANYTHING by Within Temptation. I wouldn’t be a good club owner. The catchy and pump-up songs from Hamilton.

64. favorite website from your childhood? Wasn’t allowed much computer time. I was allowed to visit educational sites and occasionally the Disney site

65. any permanent scars? some self-harm scars. Probably the one on my right leg that I got from CO parks and wildlife. I stepped on a barbed wire fence that had been plastered to the ground, but the metal sprang up when I stepped on it and ripped through my skin

66. favorite flower(s)? Plumerias

67. good luck charms? I’m not sure if I have any. 

68. worst flavor of any food or drink you’ve ever tried? earthworm flavor from Bertie Bott’s every flavor beans

69. a fun fact that you don’t know how you learned? uh...Something about not being able to spray silly string on Halloween in Hollywood

70. left or right handed? Right handed

71. least favorite pattern? wtf

72. worst subject? anything math related, I really struggled in GIS.

73. favorite weird flavor combo? I...have no idea

74. at what pain level out of ten (1 through 10) do you have to be at before you take an advil or ibuprofen? 2. I’m a baby

75. when did you lose your first tooth? I was 6

76. what’s your favorite potato food (i.e. tater tots, baked potatoes, fries, chips, etc.)? chips and fries

77. best plant to grow on a windowsill? a succulent

78. coffee from a gas station or sushi from a grocery store? sushi from a grocery store, the quality can surprise you

79. which looks better, your school id photo or your driver’s license photo? Both are terrible

80. earth tones or jewel tones? Jewel tones

81. fireflies or lightning bugs? I hate bugs

82. pc or console? PC

83. writing or drawing? Writing, I’m terrible at drawing

84. podcasts or talk radio? Not into either

84. barbie or polly pocket? I had both

85. fairy tales or mythology? God!!!! Like hearing about both but mythology I guess

86. cookies or cupcakes? Cookies

87. your greatest fear? Being forgotten. I also have a terrible, horrible fear of drowning

88. your greatest wish? In the times I’ve struggled I often find myself wishing for peace. Not only for myself, but for others to easily feel peace with everyone else

89. who would you put before everyone else? Sierra

90. luckiest mistake? Mistake? There’s been lucky accidents but I don’t think any of my mistakes have been lucky

91. boxes or bags? It depends on what I’m packing and where I’m going

92. lamps, overhead lights, sunlight or fairy lights? Sunlight

93. nicknames? T, Tear, Tear-tear, T-Dog, Miss T..a few of my recent favorites from soccer: Ronaldinha and Thierry Chun

94. favorite season? Fall! Shit, especially in New England

95. favorite app on your phone? I don’t know

96. desktop background? A picture of a simple dock leading out to sea

97. how many phone numbers do you have memorized? My parents’ and brother’s

98. favorite historical era? Victorian era, for sure

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for the weird ask thingy how about 1-98? so yes all of them please!

I’m gonna put this under a read more so that it’s not insanely long but thank you for allowing me to overshare because that’s literally all i want in life

1. coffee mugs, teacups, wine glasses, water bottles, or soda cans?

coffee mugs, if i see one that i like, i usually buy it or think about it for a really long time. 

2. chocolate bars or lollipops?

lollipops

3. bubblegum or cotton candy?

cotton candy, i can’t stand the smell or taste of bubblegum

4. how did your elementary school teachers describe you?

on most of my report cards i was a pleasure to have in class but has trouble actually turning in homework

5. do you prefer to drink soda from soda cans, soda bottles, plastic cups or glass cups?

either soda bottles or glass cups

6. pastel, boho, tomboy, preppy, goth, grunge, formal or sportswear?

i love the aesthetic of formal but i prefer boho/preppy 

7. earbuds or headphones?

earbuds, headphones squish my head

8. movies or tv shows?

movies 

9. favorite smell in the summer?

honeysuckle

10. game you were best at in p.e.?

being goalie for handball

11. what you have for breakfast on an average day?

peanut butter crunch clif bar

12. name of your favorite playlist?

summertime

13. lanyard or key ring?

keyring

14. favorite non-chocolate candy?

watermelon jolly ranchers

15. favorite book you read as a school assignment?

fahrenheit 451

16. most comfortable position to sit in?

cross legged or leaning to the side with both feet tucked up next to me (only in a chair/on the couch though)

17. most frequently worn pair of shoes?

either birkenstocks or my bean boots

18. ideal weather?

slightly cloudy, breezy, and between 60 and 75 with a dew point under 55

19. sleeping position?

any position but on my back

20. preferred place to write (i.e., in a note book, on your laptop, sketchpad, post-it notes, etc.)?

i like a notebook, my fingers try to type too fast for my brain so i make a lot of mistakes and i need lines otherwise it slants all over the page

21. obsession from childhood?

i used to collect guitar picks. i have too many

22. role model?

my friend kelsey. she never let anyone’s opinions of her shape who she was. she did what she wanted and was such a free spirit. 

23. strange habits?

left goes first. if it’s makeup, my left eyebrow, lashes, contour, blush, anything goes first. left shoe goes on first, left pant leg, left shirt/jacket sleeve. left first or it feels wrong. 

24. favorite crystal?

i love amethyst because it’s purple.

25. first song you remember hearing?

probably american pie by don mclean.

26. favorite activity to do in warm weather?

swimming

27. favorite activity to do in cold weather?

honestly stargazing. getting all bundled up and lying in a bunch of blankets is great. there no humidity to make the stars hazy and on a really clear night it’s beautiful.

28. five songs to describe you?

perfect - anne marie, devil’s in the canyon - the strike, orpheus - sara bareilles, rainbow - kacey musgraves, vienna - billy joel

29. best way to bond with you?

talk to me about music, animals, what you find beautiful or peaceful.

30. places that you find sacred?

any mountain top, the chapel in the pines at camp, fields of wildflowers, any waterfall.

31. what outfit do you wear to kick ass and take names?

my black dress with big red roses and my black and white stripe heels with roses. 

32. top five favorite vines?

oh shit the tampons one, the no yelling sock, the souls of the innocent, bagel boys, that was majestic

33. most used phrase in your phone?

i have wtf set to automatically replace with what the fuck and i probably use that daily

34. advertisements you have stuck in your head?

i always have the cropp metcalfe jingle stuck in my head

35. average time you fall asleep?

on a work night usually between 10:30 and 11:30 but weekends its closer to midnight

36. what is the first meme you remember ever seeing?

probably those creepy u mad? and sad face drawings.

37. suitcase or duffel bag?

i prefer a suitcase but not a huge one

38. lemonade or tea?

it has to be sweet tea if it’s iced

39. lemon cake or lemon meringue pie?

lemon cake. lemon meringue pie is never the right sweet/tart ratio

40. weirdest thing to ever happen at your school?

my senior yaer they locked the boys and girls bathrooms in the science wing because the boys were setting off axe bombs and the girls were smoking cigarettes

41. last person you texted?

my friend corinne

42. jacket pockets or pants pockets?

yes

43. hoodie, leather jacket, cardigan, jean jacket or bomber jacket?

yes

44. favorite scent for soap?

citrus. it just smells cleaner

45. which genre: sci-fi, fantasy or superhero?

i’m a sucker for fantasy

46. most comfortable outfit to sleep in?

i have a couple of dresses that are stretchy but too short to be acceptable (imo) for public wear

47. favorite type of cheese?

i love mozarella

48. if you were a fruit, what kind would you be?

i’d be a peach

49. what saying or quote do you live by?

it’s chaos, be kind

50. what made you laugh the hardest you ever have?

probably just weird shit from camp

51. current stresses?

mmmmmm job hunting, packing for camp, cleaning

52. favorite font?

i can’t remember the font name but it’s like old typewriter letters

53. what is the current state of your hands?

i need to paint my nails and cut them

54. what did you learn from your first job?

that people are really fucking dumb and don’t read the fine print on their coupons

55. favorite fairy tale?

the princess and the pea

56. favorite tradition?

we always do a big pancake dinner on mardi gras

57. the three biggest struggles you’ve overcome?

dealing with my hair’s natural curl pattern, and i’m gonna have to get back to you on the other two

58. four talents you’re proud of having?

i can braid hair really well, i can cook without a recipe, i made the highest swim level as a camper in 6 weeks my last year as a camper, i’m really good at cat’s cradle

59. if you were a video game character, what would your catchphrase be?

“absolutely not”

60. if you were a character in an anime, what kind of anime would you want it to be?

i don’t watch anime so i have no idea

61. favorite line you heard from a book/movie/tv show/etc.?

“war is war and hell is hell. and of the two, war is a lot worse”

62. seven characters you relate to?

radar o’reilly, arya stark, dumplin’, carol danvers, eleanor shellstrop, wayne and daryl from letterkenny.

63. five songs that would play in your club?

gas pedal - sage the gemini, gasolina - daddy yankee, despacito - luis fonsi, bitch better have my money - rihanna, and only nicki minaj’s verse from monster

64. favorite website from your childhood?

neopets or i think it was whitesheepblacksheep but there was a site that had a maze game that was set to the music Orpheus in the Underworld

65. any permanent scars?

my right foot from being born c-section, right shin from a staph infection, left wrist and left foot from ganglion cysts, and my chin from a golf club

66. favorite flower(s)?

all of them EXCEPT for the flowers from bradford pear trees. fuck those.

67. good luck charms?

not really

68. worst flavor of any food or drink you’ve ever tried?

oh god there was a grape juice my friend brenda had me try and it was just so tart it tasted like it had gone past expiration.

69. a fun fact that you don’t know how you learned?

i can tie and untie a hair tie with my fingers

70. left or right handed?

right handed

71. least favorite pattern?

i hate herringbone and houndstooth

72. worst subject?

the only math i breezed through was geometry

73. favorite weird flavor combo?

i really like potato chips and grape jelly

74. at what pain level out of ten (1 through 10) do you have to be at before you take an advil or ibuprofen?

like a 6 or 7. unless it’s mouth pain then like a 3 at most. 

75. when did you lose your first tooth?

probably 7 or 8? i can’t remember but i DO know that my mother kept all of mine and my siblings baby teeth

76. what’s your favorite potato food (i.e. tater tots, baked potatoes, fries, chips, etc.)?

potato gratin is amazing

77. best plant to grow on a windowsill?

succulents

78. coffee from a gas station or sushi from a grocery store?

coffee from a gas station specifically sheetz

79. which looks better, your school id photo or your driver’s license photo?

oh god my school photo. my license photo i look like i WILL kill the photographer

80. earth tones or jewel tones?

jewel tones

81. fireflies or lightning bugs?

i use both interchangeably 

82. pc or console?

i play internet games which is as far as i got with gaming. although i do really want a game cube so i can play monkeyball

83. writing or drawing?

writing

84. podcasts or talk radio?

podcasts

84. barbie or polly pocket?

i have 2 pollypockets still and i refuse to give them up

85. fairy tales or mythology?

mythology

86. cookies or cupcakes?

cookies

87. your greatest fear?

i really don’t like the dark lmao

88. your greatest wish?

mmmm i’m honestly not sure

89. who would you put before everyone else?

barack obama

90. luckiest mistake?

not checking the weekend of my brother getting married and lucking out that i bought concert tickets for the weekend before

91. boxes or bags?

bags

92. lamps, overhead lights, sunlight or fairy lights?

fairy lights

93. nicknames?

libby, libs, libster, “ms. teaguerson” is one i’ve gotten from a couple of kids i’ve subbed for, any version of elizabeth at this point.

94. favorite season?

fall 

95. favorite app on your phone?

i just downloaded a crosswords app and it’s fantastic

96. desktop background?

the sky being absolutely BLACK during an afternoon storm right before a big event at camp

97. how many phone numbers do you have memorized?

i think 8

98. favorite historical era?

i really love the clothes of the 40′s

[diplomaticspoonie]

weird asks that say a lot

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1. coffee mugs, teacups, wine glasses, water bottles, or soda cans?

What am I drinking?  Probably soda can, though.

2. chocolate bars or lollipops?

CHOCOLATE>

3. bubblegum or cotton candy?

Gum

4. how did your elementary school teachers describe you?

I don’t honestly remember? I was in the gifted program, though.

5. do you prefer to drink soda from soda cans, soda bottles, plastic cups or glass cups?

Can are the most recyclable. 

6. pastel, boho, tomboy, preppy, goth, grunge, formal or sportswear?

Grungy prep? Like, I wear polos a lot, but they’re all old and fucked up.

7. earbuds or headphones?

headphones! 

8. movies or tv shows?

tv

9. favorite smell in the summer?

rain

10. game you were best at in p.e.?

dodgeball? I mean, regardless, I was fat and slow

11. what you have for breakfast on an average day?

sometimes a breakfast sandwich, sometimes a littl ething of nuts

12. name of your favorite playlist?

“spoonie encouragement”

13. lanyard or key ring?

ring

14. favorite non-chocolate candy?

skittles?

15. favorite book you read as a school assignment?

Johnny Tremaine

16. most comfortable position to sit in?

Half lotus

17. most frequently worn pair of shoes?

Sneakers

18. ideal weather?

Overcast, dark, windy, feels like it will rain but isn’t yet

19. sleeping position?

side

20. preferred place to write (i.e., in a note book, on your laptop, sketchpad, post-it notes, etc.)?

Laptop

21. obsession from childhood?

DINOSAURS!

22. role model?

Captain America

23. strange habits?

I pick at my eyelashes and eyebrows to try to keep loose hairs from falling in my eyes

24. favorite crystal?

The Dark Crystal

25. first song you remember hearing?

Bad, by MJ

26. favorite activity to do in warm weather?

swim

27. favorite activity to do in cold weather?

drink hot cocoa

28. five songs to describe you?

Shit, uh... 1)  Color in Your Cheeks, Mountain Goats 2) I’m Still Standing, Elton John 3) What’s Up Danger, Blackway and Black Caviar 4) Barrett’s Privateers, Stan Rogers 5) All Hallow’s Eve, Type O Negative

29. best way to bond with you?

Complain with me? Overthink something?

30. places that you find sacred?

Bodies of water in general, but specifically the Ohio River.  the “Point of No Return” in Benin, due to the immensity of horrors that took place there.  

31. what outfit do you wear to kick ass and take names?

I don’t have an attitude for that

32. top five favorite vines?

God, I’m old.

33. most used phrase in your phone?

“Above ground.” It’s how I tell my wife to come get me from the metro.

34. advertisements you have stuck in your head?

At the moment, none.  But there’s tons in there somewhere, including some old horrible racist ones.

35. average time you fall asleep?

2 minutes?

36. what is the first meme you remember ever seeing?

“All Your Base” (I said I’m old!)

37. suitcase or duffel bag?

suitcase

38. lemonade or tea?

depends on what i’m doing

39. lemon cake or lemon meringue pie?

pie. always.

40. weirdest thing to ever happen at your school?

muhammed ali coming to visit? (I went to his alma mater.) 

41. last person you texted?

my wife

42. jacket pockets or pants pockets?

yes?

43. hoodie, leather jacket, cardigan, jean jacket or bomber jacket?

hoodie

44. favorite scent for soap?

sandalwood

45. which genre: sci-fi, fantasy or superhero?

fantasy in theory, superhero in movies

46. most comfortable outfit to sleep in?

just my undies

47. favorite type of cheese?

probably just because I can’t get it now, wagash. 

48. if you were a fruit, what kind would you be?

pineapple

49. what saying or quote do you live by?

i feel a bit weird, since i think it’s a bit appropriative, but this from the great Jewish scholar Pirkei Avot:  “ It is not incumbent upon you to finish the task, but neither are you free to absolve yourself from it. “

50. what made you laugh the hardest you ever have?

i’m old, so it’s hard to say, but i always love Muppets.

51. current stresses?

work, upcoming move, the rising tide of authoritarianism around the globe

52. favorite font?

times new roman

53. what is the current state of your hands?

what the hell does this even mean?  they’re fine

54. what did you learn from your first job?

that being a lawyer seemed to suck

55. favorite fairy tale?

three little pigs?

56. favorite tradition?

i’m not a tradition guy.  i love caroling, in theory at least.

57. the three biggest struggles you’ve overcome?

1) the idea that my father was in hell for his adultery 2) getting into the foreign service 3) divorce

58. four talents you’re proud of having?

1) perseverance 2) mental math 3) good with people 4) bartending

59. if you were a video game character, what would your catchphrase be? “fuck it” (it was my mom’s catchphrase)

60. if you were a character in an anime, what kind of anime would you want it to be? i don’t know enough anime. a middle aged male equivalent of magical girl?

61. favorite line you heard from a book/movie/tv show/etc.? “you my dear ricky are not just a sentimentalist; it seems you’ve become a patriot!”

62. seven characters you relate to?

1) Captain America (I can do this all day) 2) Captain Marvel 3) Group Captain Mandrake 4) Willow Rosenberg 5) Luke (from Cool Hand Luke) 6) Viktor Laszlo 7) Bow

63. five songs that would play in your club?

1) Voodoo, Godsmack 2) Django Jane, Janelle Monae 3) Turalu, the Bollox 4) Block Rockin Beats, Chemical Bros 5) Children of the Underworld, Tiamat

64. favorite website from your childhood?

brunching.com (ok, i was in high school when it came out -- we didn’t have the internet when i was a kid!)

65. any permanent scars?

emotional or physical? one on my hand

66. favorite flower(s)?

roses

67. good luck charms?

not anymore

68. worst flavor of any food or drink you’ve ever tried?

durian. 

69. a fun fact that you don’t know how you learned?

no freaking clue. sorry.

70. left or right handed?

left

71. least favorite pattern?

loud checks

72. worst subject?

art

73. favorite weird flavor combo?

no idea...i like all kinds of weird combos. globally peanut butter and jelly is weird.

74. at what pain level out of ten (1 through 10) do you have to be at before you take an advil or ibuprofen?

7. (I’m always at a 3 or 4.)

75. when did you lose your first tooth?

7 years old. it was loose for FOREVER.

76. what’s your favorite potato food (i.e. tater tots, baked potatoes, fries, chips, etc.)?

depends on meal and mood, but usually hash browns

77. best plant to grow on a windowsill?

any you use in food

78. coffee from a gas station or sushi from a grocery store?

gas station coffee.  it’ll do the job w/o killing me

79. which looks better, your school id photo or your driver’s license photo?

well, my school id photo would be about 15 years old at this point, so probably that one. (now, my work id photo is better.)

80. earth tones or jewel tones?

jewel tones

81. fireflies or lightning bugs?

lightning bugs

82. pc or console?

what am i playing? both have good points

83. writing or drawing?

writing

84. podcasts or talk radio?

podcasts. talk radio blows.

84. barbie or polly pocket?

whichever my cousin has (which, considering my age, meant barbie)

85. fairy tales or mythology?

is there a functional difference? i don’t think so.

86. cookies or cupcakes?

cookies

87. your greatest fear?

dying.

88. your greatest wish?

immortality. if limited to realistic things, becoming an ambassador. 

89. who would you put before everyone else?

the needs of the world

90. luckiest mistake?

dating someone 5 years younger than me.

91. boxes or bags?

for what? what am i using them for? they’re different things with different uses!

92. lamps, overhead lights, sunlight or fairy lights?

depends on what i’m doing. for a party, fairy lights. for reading, sunlight. 

93. nicknames?

Frosty

94. favorite season?

winter. 

95. favorite app on your phone?

most useful might be FB messenger or Signal, but I’m partial to Marvel Puzzle Quest.

96. desktop background?

some beach scene

97. how many phone numbers do you have memorized?

about 5?

98. favorite historical era?

if it’s a setting for something, WWII.  if it’s to live in, and i can’t live in the present, 1990s.