#id get triggered too tbh

[noctualagenaria]

.. i feel nauseous

[todayisafridaynight]

see the sawashiro fight is SLIGHTLY worse than the tendo fight in my humble opinion and my basis for this opinion is that i stayed up twenty minutes after saying i was going to sleep staring at my ceiling and debating this with myself

[nururu]

I love living alone and being able to buy only food I want and not having anyone in the house who buys garbage that I WILL devour if it's presented to me. I love veggies and raw fish it's all I want

[thatdeadaquarius]

Have some more language brainrot for your brainrot

Writer reader getting kind of insecure that even if they write something nobody will understand it, so when Al haithem askes you if he can keep a draft or two just for analyzing, there's hesitant agreement but ultimately you tell him to please burn the documents once he's done. They're too awkward to look at now...

Only he doesn't burn them, in fact he ends up recruiting several people close to the creator with knowledge of olden speak to analyze them. A funeral parlor consultant well known for his historical knowledge, a 500 year old shrine maiden who owns and runs her own publishing house, and a bard who somehow butted his way in on the project. None of them could resist the opportunity to witness the creator's sacred scriptures with their own eyes.

Needless to say, the papers ended up being fought over and have been making their rounds around your acolytes. It started with Ei, who insisted that as an archon she also should see the creator's work with her own eyes. Then once Ningguang found out, she ordered they be handed over to a team of literary analysts in order to be properly handled and deciphered. Things got really messy quick, but have luckily come to a halt as none of the acolytes want the creator to know their random writings are being fought over.

Especially when it comes to the creator's sullen additute. Their acolytes first have to convince their holiness that their inability to read and understand the creator's writing shouldn't prevent you from doing what you love. In fact... could they convince you to write some more?

WRITER OR READER WITH TALENTS HAS MY WHOLE HEART LIKE-

On one hand, same 💀 id be terrified for my all time fav skrunklies to see my bs

But at the same time i rlly wanna show them goddamit- THANK U FOR THE BRAIN FOOD IM RUNNING LAPS AROUND MY HOUSE THINKING ABT THIS-

Sun: Gender Neutral Reader (they/them), Writer!Reader

Planet: Language Shenanigans

Orbit: Scenario

Stars: Alhaitham mostly, some of Kaveh, mentions of other Sumeru characters

Comets & Meteors: Content Warnings: Insecure about craft/writing, anxious first pov (not serious),

& Trigger Warnings: Mild Negative self-talk, insecure perspective/reader “you”, possible anxiety depiction.

You were not a very confident writer.

This had been an avoidable feeling ever since you picked up a pen for the first time and were asked to write a story for school.

You were always anxious turning in essays, letting friends proofread them, anything that would expose your writing to more eyes, because you’d learned the hard way early on that as you get older and better at something, the stuff from the beginning… starts to look a lot different than you remember.

things you used to be proud of after having completed them in the moment, were something you struggled not to rip to shreds a year or two after you re-found it.

If it weren’t for other writers advising holding onto old work so you can see your progress over time, you’d have probably literally nothing older than one year on your ao3, wattpad, etc…

So when you had the fortunate luck (no it is not unfortunately, you are very happy to be here tbh) to fall headfirst into your video game you’ve been obsessed with lately,

You were not planning on showing them any of your writing.

Why would you, after all? You’ve got the weapons, the artifacts, everything they need to be more powerful. Why would you show them a silly little story you wrote? Fanfic or otherwise, not that theyll recognize any characters besides themselves, but still.

Alhaitham, bc ofc it was alhaitham, cocky, deviously aware bastard he is, caught you writing in your spare time first.

You’d gotten your hands on an old journal (if made you feel better than something completely new, a nice worn leather journal, sold at a secondhand shop from an old adventurer) and had started to write what you could remember about some of your ideas you’d had drafts for in your old world

After initially walking in on you writing in the House of Daena (it was the closest you could get to lofi girl, god u missed her lmao), you nearly jumped a foot in the air bc Haitham’s a nosy bitch and leaned over your shoulder and scared the absolute shit out of you, mans goes from asking politely, to begging you to let him read some of your writing over the course of 3 weeks (a month really)

Finally, after this 6 ft (about 180cm) man leans down one day (you’re sitting writing again), and gives you the most insanely good?? puppy dog eyes??? you’ve ever seen on a man???

you give in, revise a draft about 5 times in a row, lose sleep bc ur having a breakdown about alhaitham judging ur writing the night before you give him his copy-

and hand over a small short story for him to read. you specifically leave a little note not to judge you so hard for Haitham bc u werent used to people reading ur work/let alone someone as highly academic as him, ESPECIALLY since your speech is already so much more archaic than his/all of Teyvats-

His stupid green eyes with diamonds look into your soul (are they sparkling??) and he braces your shoulders after you give him his copy,

“Mine Greatest Guide, you hath deemed this one worthy of thy trust of your creations personally, I would be a fool to gaze upon it in jest. To take this work as anything less than a masterpiece in its infant stages.”

…you just leave him to it, and are nearly running out of there (u managed to be calm enough to just speedwalk),

and you make a point to not ask what he thought about it, or even bring it up at all

you’re kind of hoping he forgot tbh… and so nothing happens!

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Nothing happens… for 2 weeks after you gave Haitham a copy of your short story.

You still don’t know Alhaitham’s opinion when you see the advertisement, a sign saying something about, a new book? By YOU???

You nearly start a mob because the shopkeeper insisted you sign some copies, but you only signed a few before too many people overwhelmed you, and seeing it was that same draft- !! Oh god, you’d been agonizing over the spelling errors you’d missed when you gave it to Alhaitham, and now it’s just out there???

(luckily it seems the reviews are positive, but dammit you’ve been rereading ur story u gave him for days, and now ur positive it’s shit-)

You make a break for it, and are literally running (more like speed-walking after a while, since u got further away) thru Sumeru City:

you pass by the open patio of a restaurant, the scholars are heatedly discussing ur characterization-

you pass by Dehya, Candace, and Dunyazard, the merc is waving around a copy of ur book, the other two women look excited abt the conversation-

oh my god-

Nahida is relaxing in one of the many little gazebos thruout Sumeru, while Wanderer seems to be reading your story to her-

You fucking track down Alhaitham’s house like a bloodhound.

You are banging the infamous gay roommates’ front door, panting til ur throat burns raw.

“Yes, yes, alright, greetings to you too! I was simply visiting the Acting Grand Sage Alhaitham, tis why I’m here- Greatest Lord?!”

Kaveh is nearly jumps a foot in the air at the sight of you, but recovers, (you’re still not tho lmao)

and invites you in bc apparently, Alhaitham’s been meaning to talk to you about your draft you gave him!

Oh yeah, you’ve got some words to give Haitham after giving him that damn draft privately-

But when he sees you, the fucker just- smiles??

Like he’s done nothing wrong???

You’re about to tear into him when he speaks first to tell you the good news!

He grabs your hands at the table and gets down on one knee, ohhhh no.

Alhaitham is giving you those damn begging puppy dog eyes again.

“My Greatest Lord, Giver of Power, and Guide to All, your exquisite story has entranced all of Teyvat, might I please insist you write a sequel? It is an excellent literary piece to analyze… or perhaps, even better, share other stories you’ve written??”

…

….Motherfucker.

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Hello I’m alive! I just took a longer-than-usual break between posts from those last 2 mammoth pieces about gifts,

1: bc they were a lot to write in between writing other stuff like fanfics im already working on lol 2: I got busy with holidays and trying to apply to jobs!

Not that I’m still not doing that.. but you get what I mean!

Safe Travels Anon,

That being said, as you’ve probably noticed, I’ve made a kofi! so if you ever liked my writing (hot mess it is) and want to show me some love, feel free to leave a tip! :]

Iced coffee?? :0

💀♒

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♡the beloveds♡

@karmawonders / @0rah-s / @randomnatics / @glxssynarvi / @nexylaza / @genshin-impacts-me / @wholesomey-artist / @thedevioussmirk / @the-dumber-scaramouche

[the-moon-files]

YESSSSS I BEG GET INTO THE CULTURAL DIDFERENCES BETWEEN HYLIANS AND HUMANS 🙏🙏

...now ur just sweet talking me 🥰 /lh

Not years, well maybe 1 year-

but i have wanted to ramble desperately to smone, even the tumblr void if i had to, abt humans vs. hylians so much, esp with a guide reader or male reader bc whatdya know im into niche stuff that only u and like 2 other ppl like lmao ¯\(ツ)/¯

Anyway im so shocked, since ur like the third person to be interested in this and wanna hear abt it 🥺 🤲💌 here u go!! Hope u like it <333 👉👈

Sun: Masc!Reader (he/him)

Orbit: Humans are Not Hylians/Humans are Space Orcs AU, Headcanons-ish, long overall but each section is kinda short

Stars: Mostly worldbuilding! you've been warned, don't get mad me for not talking abt the boys too much✌️

Comets & Meteors: Content Warnings: mild cursing, mentions of private area/joke in the clothing headcanons, & Trigger Warnings: none known.

Please comment if I missed any. /gen

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just some quick headcanons bc tbh i haven't given it too much thought, and i feel like I've been able to somewhat get into it in other posts? or maybe im thinking of stuff i have in my drafts idk-

Imma make another list, so buckle up for the short ride lol

Courting periods/dating/marriage

individual/small groups society-based hylians v. large personal groups/large community society-based humans

simpler foods hylians v. complex food humans

clothing modesty/style/relationships with fashion

fighting styles/strategies

entertainment complexity/differences

and language

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1st one, not much yet, im also making a separate post bc someone else asked me to talk abt that more 🥺

(tysm for all the enthusiastic asks guys <33)

anyway, basically hylian courting is a lot shorter, think “lesbians with the uhaul” type of energy, like sort of the classical medieval “does thee wish to pursue marriage with this one?” ← how hylians ask u out for the first time lmao

if it helps, they do tend to get to know one another well, talking about morals/kids/life goals/preferred lifestyle/house/etc. pretty clearly and quickly, then using the in between time to sort of stew on that information

id say the total time is sort of something like 6 months? maybe 3/4 if they're really compatible

(so bc i love interpreting video game logic for real world building, I actually blame this on how fast Zelda/link get together in games despite having sometimes never met before that moment lol)

like i said, ill be posting about this later

2nd one!!

pretty basic, just saying we don't really see hylians in big groups, despite the organizations they form, like kingdoms/knights or on a more personal level, towns/families/etc.

(once again, in-game appearances/video game logic translated to real life to draw these conclusions)

like not only are family units pretty small, like nuclear family setup, with like 2 parents and 2 kids, or single parent 1 kid type of situation, but the towns or collections of these families arent very big either

hylians kind of use their government the way it was intended lmao?

like the villages and towns matter more for everyday decisions than the kingdom/royalty, like Zelda would esstientally just be the mayor of Castle Town for those constant decisions,

while occasionally is called on to make decisions like for several towns or like is a natural disaster happens

meanwhile humans are, in comparison, in Way Bigger groups, both on an organization scale, and a personal scale

like u have all these specific branches of government, whereas im sure the population difference doesn't help,

and on a personal level, humans can easily have like multiple parents, lots of siblings, and once u combine that with each parent having family too, and those families like to meet up? All together??

yeah, itd look insane to any hylians (who’s smaller extended family may just make up their own village and that's it)

3. I've touched on this

like the use of spices, syrups, seasonings, etc

but also the complexity of dishes too, like chilling cream and mixing it for awhile to make ice cream, or even just getting ordering a pizza,

that's a lot of processing, like making the dough from flour and other ingredients, to letting it rise, to making the tomato paste, making cheese, then combining those things with any other toppings, all into one dish??

i like to think that hylians have only just started to touch on actual complicated cooking processes (as in BOTW, where they sell flour and salt, so people besides Link/Wild must know what to do with it)

this has the advantage of impressing any hylian with what a “creative genius” you are lol

4. look im just a fan of medieval time periods Links

so i think its funny if the hylians are used to like 4/3 layers and ur over here like, “wym, if i take off my shirt there's nothing underneath?”

one of them gets bold enough to ask, “d-do you not. do you not have undergarments??”

you “just my boxers? like just to cover my di-”

also this makes its easy to seduce people here? LMAO

clothes are def higher quality, after all there's not as many artificial processes or materials interfering,

plus u usually get some sick embroidery on it too!!

5. so like i get it, Link is the main fighter in games

but like, the few times there is a war/army in loz games, there's rlly not a lot of strategy, beyond just finding the enemy and fighting

tho im partial to that hylians/most inhabitants of Hyrule abide by the “lets meet up either literally by inviting each other or just between our territories to fight”

with occasional guerilla warfare (by any means necessary/stealth/ambush attacks/strategy) that's only rlly used either by Demise/Ganon, or by the wilder individuals/races in games

or maybe even the more civilized fighters in an emergency

and so that means by this logic that all of the Chain use kind of wild techniques compared to their race/kingdom lmao

id imagine its not too surprising to also see “every fight is a bar fight if its for my life” from individual travelers, so im sure they're not viewed too crazy (esp when ppl know their the hero that constantly has to deal with guerilla warfare from Ganon)

but its be hilarious to watch the reactions of both the Links realizing they’re in a bigger group that should be using “proper” fighting strategies and seeing the general publics reaction to this absolutely feral, armed to the teeth, trained hylians with their equally wild human lol

LMAO everyone thinks ur the reason they started using the more brutal fighting methods bc ur human, ur a bad influence lol

(humans would use it primarily, esp after we converted to use that method in warfare a couple hundred years ago i think?)

changing course a bit, hylians tend to use weapons (to compensate for difference in strength compared to humans, and since they don't experience/get a lesser version of adrenaline)

while humans tend to equally rely on weapons and our body as a weapon (marital arts/basic self-defense)

6. this is mostly bc the hylians only rlly seem to have the basics of music, books/stories, theater, and art

i have, surprise surprise, another post abt how i think this came to be,

mostly based on how human curiosity is indomitable and insatiable and the endless force that has not yet met its immovable object.

or at least an immovable object they haven't at least poked a little, out of curiosity lol

like we went to space for that reason, we reach the most dangerous corners of our planet (deep underwater/volcanoes) out of sheer curiousity/for the sake of simple knowledge of the thing

so needless to say, curiosity can absolutely drive any field to its limits, including the arts, which is why we can have stained glass, or movies/tv shows, hell, the marvel that is Hatsune Miku lmao

(fully for entertainment, a projection of light and sound, what is essentially magical illusions but u did it hte hard way, to the hylians)

on a different entertainment related note, i don't know if the hylians would be super into sports, or not really at all? mostly bc they have to use their fighting/training against real threats, not the sort of “fake” threats that sports are

but on the other hand i could see people like knights wanting to use their abilities for something other than violence and fighting bc their life or their villages lives depended on it

bet the Links would enjoy it for those reasons especially, what with at least sumo wrestling being a sport or activity for them at some point in history, and practically beg u for any new games to play, or to ref their games, bc whewwww

im sure they could get pretty competitive lol

7. obviously, their mostly influenced by the Japanese language

id almost like to imagine a sort of, if not outright Japanese (like with earlier heroes like Sky) then a sort of English-Japanese hybrid further along the line

sort of like how English has German/Greek/Latin roots and therefore u can see what words or structure comes from where, or even how u can understand a fair amount of basic words when other languages share the same roots (english, pants = spanish, pantalones)

would make for some funny miscommunications

or even better, most hylians liking ur unique accent or the Links love to hear u talk bc of it lol

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well the fever has broken, i am now free of the sickness that made me hack this up geez

i hope u got some enjoyment out of these my beloved anon!! esp since u were so nice as to ask abt it <33

hope u guys have a great weekend, look out for some more posts, bc its been great to get some more asks in lately and very motivating,

not to mention i actually have time to write now that my siblings graduated/we’ve moved several states over 💀

so i have reliable internet now too! sheesh :’)

Peace out,

🌙

[hiro-doodlez]

LIST OF ENGLISH ACRONYMS AND ABBREVIATIONS (the random letters that people use sometimes)!! FEEL FREE TO USE AS A REF (reference) SHEET!! In alphabetical too!!

Tone indicators at the bottom!

GENERAL:

AFK- away from keyboard

AKA- also known as

ASAP- as soon as possible

ASL- American Sign Language

B4- before

BC- because

BF- boyfriend

BFF- best friends forever

BTW- By the way

BTS- Behind the scenes/back to school / that one band

BRB- be right back

CW: content warning

Cya- see ya

DM- direct message

DW- dont worry

EZPZ- easy peasy

FB- Facebook

FW: flash warning

FAQ- frequently asked questions

FYI- for your information

GF- girl friend

GG- good game

GJ- Good job

GL- good luck

Gnite- good night

GTFO- get the fuck out

GTG- got to go

Gud- good

H8- hate

HBD- happy birthday

Hella- really

HMU- Hit me up

HW- Homework

IDK- I don't know

IDC- I don't care

IG- I guess / instagram

IK- I know

IKR- I know right

K- okay

Lmao- laughing my ass off

Kewl- cool

Kk- okay

Lol- laugh out loud

ILY- I love you

ILYSM- I love you so much

IMO- in my opinion

IRL- in real life

IYKYK- if you know you know

JFC- Jesus fucking chrkst

Jk- just kidding

L8R- later

LMAO- laughing my ass off

LMK-let me know

LOL- laughing out loud

Mkay- mm okay

NE- Any

NE1- anyone

NGL- not gonna lie

NM- Nothing much

NP: no problem

NSFW- not safe for work

NVM- nevermind

NW- no worries

Obv- obviously

OFC- of course

OMW- on my way

OP- original post(er)

OTP- one true pairing

Ova- over

Pic- picture

Pls-please

Plz-please

POV: point of view

Ppl- people

Prolly- probably

QOTD- quote of the day

R- are

RB- reblog

Ref- reference

Rly- really

RN- right now

RP- role play

RPG-role playing game

RT- retweet

Sec- second

SH- self harm

SMH- shaking my head

SMP- survival multiplayer server (Minecraft) / social media platform (?)

S.O- significant other

Sui- suicide

Sus- suspicious

STFU- shut the fuck up

T- testosterone

TBA- to be announced

TBF- to be fair

TBH- to be honest

TF- the fuck

Thnks- thanks

Thx- thanks

TLDR- too long didn't read (usually a summary)

TMRW- tomorrow

TOS- terms of service

TTYL-talk to you later

TW: trigger warning

Vid- video

WTF- what the fuck

WYD- what are you doing?

YOLO- You only live once

YT- YouTube

YW- you're welcome

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If the one youre looking for isnt here, either i forgot or its a fandom! Id suggest looking it up if youre confused!

Extra note: if you see 8 in one of the acronyms, then it usually is used as an ���ate” sound. So h8= ate, gr8= great ect.

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TONE INDICATORS:

/aff- affectionate

/c- copypasta

/cb- clickbait (?)

/f- fake

/gen- genuine

/genq- genuine question

/half joking

/ij- inside joke

/j- joking

/lyr- lyrics

/lh- light hearted

/lu- little upset

/neg- negative

/nf- not forced

/nm- not mad

/npa- not passive aggresive

/nsrs- not serious

/p- platonic

/pa- passive aggresive

/pos- positive

/q- quote

/r- romantic

/ref

/s- sarcastic

/srs- serious

/t- teasing

/th- threat

I HOPE THIS HELPS!! and if i forgot to add one feel free to send an ask ^^

[bbarican]

🗺️⁀જ✈︎ ---- daydreaming

hiya tumblr, whats up?

currently hanging out in my parents room kasi theyre already in italy by this time i think or atleast malapit na sila mag land for their annual getaway; theyre off to florence and milan and tuscany and then switzerland and im so so so happy for them

but that also means im here, responsible for everything from the laundry to food to making sure my brothers are okay (well atleast my younger brother) and on top of that i have work to think about too and tbh work is just not it right now, or maybe im just still really reeling from the fact na our team building triggered everyone so much na until now its just such a sore topic but at the same time i cant really not think about everything we talked about ng mga kaofficemate ko so yeah

also, i just hate how emotionally draining it is most of the time to be at work or to even think about it in general; i hope this feeling goes away cause i dont want to be stuck in a rut this late into the year where i just dont want to work at all

so yeah, im just glad na i get to see my bestfriend tomorrow kasi i think the universe knew na i needed to be with other people besides my officemates, kahit for like a few hours man lang; and im also really really really excited to see my boyfriend this saturday

sigh, sana november 6 na para my parents are back in manila; sana din christmas na cause id love nothing more than to just be with my family and boyfriend and best friends and not think about work and even my workmates, sorry not sorry

[stabbingandorbeingstabbed]

omg how is film noir... ive wanted to try it forever

oh my god sorry this is a couple days old i hope u see this <3 i waited a few days bc i had not actually worn it frequently enough to get a good idea of how it wears throughout the day how long it lasts etc and i honestly dont know if theres anything i can contribute that i haven't also read in reviews but in the description on the website someone said it smells like how you imagine cigarette smoke smells in old movies and its very that? smells nothing like smoke at all it has a very vintage sorta masculine leaning scent but i only say that bc i get like a little bit of like shaving cream smell ?? it's classified as unisex and id agree with that literally anyone could wear this and it smells very sexy to meeee and also the price for a perfume of this quality is like VERY good. like i sprayed the sample on both wrists yesterday nearly 24 hrs ago and im still getting whiffs of it now the longevity is NUTS thats how i justified pulling the trigger lmaoo like its so worth the investment tbh u can wear it all year it's not too warm and cloying for summer and when u wear it outside something happens and it smells even better like i fully don't understand it but i am obsessed. with it <3 but its an investment so i can't recommend getting one of their discovery stashes enough i got 6 for $44 and they're big enough samples for multiple wears so u really get a good idea of how it performs and bc u can't get less than 6 i discovered like 3 more that i might want to get later so it was totally worth it :-) okay love u

[hoosurdaddy]

Kinkmas day 2: Impact play.

Pairing: Eddie munson x reader.

Triggers: spanking, a leather crop. Tbh id consider this more spanking then impact play.

18+.

“You’re such a naughty girl.” Eddie voice teased against your ears as he rubbed your ass.

You knew Eddie was easily jealous, that’s why when you got home; he demanded you to lay on the bed with your ass in the air. Why would you say no? Flirting with someone else at a party just to get Eddie’s attention. Well, now you had it. And this time, Eddie wasn’t gonna ignore you.

“I think you need to remember who the boss is here baby.” Eddie chuckled as he teased your skin with your skin. Gently, pressing it with his fingers.

“Wanna tell me what was so amazing about ‘king Steve’?” Eddie asked. You knew it was a trap. When a moment of silence passed, Eddie smacked your ass with his hand.

You yelled at the burning burning. You knew this was a warning for not answering him.

“He was being funny.”

“Funny, hmm?” Eddie tutted. “You think he’s funny?”

You were deciding what answer you should give, but either way; it’ll end with a slap across your ass.

“I hope you know he was probably laughing at you.. not with you.”

The slap that Eddie left on your ass after he spoke was more harsh. You chewed your lip to keep your moans quiet but failed. Your skin was boiling but it felt so good when he rubbed the red skin.

Another slap across your ass, caused you to let out a moan. Tears were forming in your eyes but so was a hot feeling in your lower stomach. You moaned.

Eddie wasn’t going easy on you like he used too. He was genuinely angry.

“And you didn’t seem to mind when he was playing with your hair either.” Eddie continued as he shoved you off his lap.

“I didn’t even know.. I was talking to Nancy too. Not just Steve.”

But Eddie didn’t want to hear your excuses or attitude. He stood up to retrieve something from his cabinet.

It took him a moment before he pulled out a leather crop. He smirked when he seen your eyes widened.

Before you could say anything, Eddie spanked the crop against your ass, making you cry out in pain and pleasure. It was hard.

But again, Eddie had other plans when he pulled off your panties. Without the protection from your panties, every spanking was gonna fell like fire.

“Spread your legs.” Eddie mumbled as you shuffled on the bed. Your panties were around your ankles. Eddie smirked as he seen your skin was red raw and using your shaky elbows to support you.

“No squirming baby.. okay? If you do, you’ll get more spankings okay?”

“Y-yes Eddie.”

You struggled to stay still through Eddie’s punishment.

“Only five more baby.. you’re doing so good.” Eddie praised after a few spanks with the crop. It took everything in you to not let your panties drop your panties from your ankles from doing your best to not squirm like you had promised Eddie.

A sense of relief was cast over your body as the final spanking came to an end. Eddie slipped your panties from your ankles. You could hear Eddie putting down the crop and let out a sigh of happiness.

“Well done baby.. you done so good.” Eddie praised, all the anger from his voice had gone as he praised you. “You’re such a brave girl, I’m so proud of you for taking your punishment so well.”

Eddie stood behind you as he kneaded your raw skin, making your whimpers even louder. You were like a radiator.

“Don’t be a brat next time we go out.”

“No promises.”

[ninyard]

since I love the way you write about kevandreil/jerejean I'm here to ask you the hc things for either Dan or Allison.

Just because I know you're powerful when you write yk <3

thank you!! (obviously only if you want and you're still doing it)

oh ALLISON my lover my darling. i am constrained by the prompts of these hcs but allison is my wife. my darling. my muse. id die for her.

realistic headcanon: allison has a really low tolerance for how much she can take people talking about or doing drugs in front of her. since seth's death, she gets triggered really easily when drugs are mentioned around her. she is terrified of other people overdosing in front of her/not noticing that somebody is overdosing. if she's at a party and knows somebody is on coke or MDMA it drives her crazy because she will obsessively watch them all night to make sure they're okay, or she'll give herself really bad anxiety when she can't find them thinking that they've overdosed. (she gets really into harm reduction and stuff once she's left college and maybe works with college athletes to keep them safe if/when they're doing drugs)

may not be realistic it is hilarious: she had a notes app note in her phone of evidence to support her case that andrew and neil were a thing before it'd been proven. she knew from the moment of the kathy ferdinand show that something was up and she started documenting it all like

day/month: neil went out clubbing with the monsters for a second time. willingly.

day/month: neil stared at andrew again today. for way too long btw.

day/month: andrew looked like he wanted to kill neil today. but like. endearingly?

it's really long and Dan thinks she's literally insane until she reads it all and goes okay...maybe i see where you're coming from now...

heart-crushing and awful, but fun to inflict on friends: allison noticed kevins weird relationship with food INSTANTLY. she confronts him about it after a while because it was really starting to bother her, he tells her she's seeing things, and so she goes to andrew about it because she's freaked herself out that kevin is going to pass out during a game or something, andrew obviously laughs at her and tells her to fuck off, but after a while of just watching she talks to him about it again. for some reason he decides to explain the truth to her, and she understands that it's not really a body image issue for him, but a bad habit he's kept from the nest. she tells him about the dietician she's worked with, and they get to know each other a bit better, and even though they """hate""" each other, they actually get along pretty well. they understand each other in a weird way. i think they're way more alike than they think tbh!!!

unrealistic, but I will disregard canon about it because I reject canon reality and substitute my own: allison and kevin? they fuck. if they're drunk n horny they'll 100% hook up with each other. maybe they quietly hooked up in the cabins too. they'd never date but they're 1000000% each other's #1 booty call.

[pepprs]

gonna have to delete this later due to the redacted horrors but moving out update. today and yesterday i toured apartments. the one i toured today was smaller yet more expensive and had lower ratings and is very far away from campus plus the actual tour itself was… a very distressing and disturbing experience and not just bc there were literally dead bugs in one of the units 🤢 but like the place just had bad vibes i guess. i don’t know why it was so awful for me but i had a terrible feeling in my gut the whole time and then was almost in a scary situation getting back to campus (totally unrelated to the tour / property lol) but it was ok and i made it back completely safe in the end im just still extremely like. triggered i guess and i can’t talk about it to anyone at home (bc they can’t know im trying to move out lol) which is making me want to cry. like my nervous system is disregulated as my therapist would say. in fight or flight mode. but anyway none of that is even important bc im not going to live there because you know where i think im going to live???? THE APARTMENT I TOURED YESTERDAY!!!!! it’s like 3-4 mins away from campus (not to mention literally RIGHTTTT next to a campus shuttle stop) and right down the street from a whole bunch of cute restaurants and stores etc etc including my former therapy place (lol) and my favorite restaurant near campus, the apartment is bigger, rent is lower, and the property is beautiful imo. the only problem is that the only 1br/1ba apartments are on the ground floor which in my mind means im more vulnerable to a) ppl trying to like break in or do whatever god forbid a million times b) bugs ☹️ but tbh id be willing to try to deal with that and see how it goes. it’s gotten consistently 4-5 star ratings from residents for the last year and it has in unit laundry too 🤯 im so nervous and excited. now i just have to work up the strength to actually like. move there and tell my family that’s what im doing when they don’t want me to move without being able to drive and they don’t want me to live alone. but omg im so excited i just want to make it official nowwww

[3rrorsnas]

I found some cool userboxes and found the concept fun and cute so here they are :

[id: this user [static noises]]

self explanatory lol

[id: this user is very bad at describing things, including their emotions]

also self explanatory./srs neg/ altho it was easy with inky- /srs pos

✨🤍

[id: this user finds comfort in cats]

I do, I love em all. even tho I can't hug them because of my haphephobia- sigh /gen neg

[id: this user is always lost in their thoughts]

true. (idk who the person in the picture is tho, idk if it adds to the context-)/srs gen

[id: this user has a feeling they're not in Kansas anymore and that they must be over the rainbow]

pffff this one is funny, I thought how it could be a metaphor for me getting together with inky or something ehehe/gen lh

[id: this user loves blankets]

I dooooo, they're so comfyyyy ✨✨✨, and also it's a way for me to hug people without triggering myself too much-/gen

[id: this user is losing their sense of humanity]

does this count if you're already not a human? lol (I don't know exactly what it means tbh, I'm gonna interpret it similarly to losing your sanity or smth)/gen lh

[id: this user is soft and likes soft things]

honestly yeah- sometimes I feel like people brush off an entire aspect of my personality, like yeah obviously I'm harsh to people I don't like but I'm kind to people that I like. also I like plushies and dresses and everything, they're cute and comfy 🫶✨/gen

[id: this user appreciates their mutuals immensely]

it's only one but heh, they're here/lh gen pos

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I decided to add the ids after I realized that these are pictures and are probably not readable by screenreaders-

but I don't know exactly how this (Tumblr in general) works, so tell me if I did it wrong or something idk/srs info

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I might find some more userboxes if I can ehehe, these are fun ✨/gen pos

[minty-frost]

Pinned remake

(Occasionally gets edited)

Hello! I am Mint (Minty Frost is like a full name) and this is my main blog/art blog!

All important information is under the cut to not make the post too long

[About me and what I post] I post mainly Undertale AU and OC drawings, with other fandoms occasionally slipping in. My art tag is "Mint's Arts". If you draw any of my characters or AUs, please tag me, I'd love to see it!

I am nonbinary, and use It/They pronouns. If you have to use gendered pronouns for any reason, you can use He/Him. I prefer neutral and masculine terms.

I am neurodivergent, so that might explain some things for you.

(might put like a "meet the artist" here someday)

[DNI] Do Not Interact if: Proshipper, Pedo/MAP, Zoophile, any kind of queerphobe (including TERFs), racist/xenophobe, ableist. Also I'd rather you not follow if you're younger than 14.

Comparing my characters/works to the characters/works of Vi/vzi/ePo/p will get you a warning and eventually a block. Also I will soft block any blog that follows me that is themed around her works. The spider is completely banned. Personal reasons.

DO NOT redraw my art, draw over it, or edit things on it.

[Blog warnings] Most potentially triggering posts are tagged on the "cw word" + "tw word" template, with general tags like "eyestrain" and "flashing lights" added on some posts for maximum blocked tag coverage. Posts with a sexual tone are tagged "cw suggestive". Tone indicators and image IDs can be added to a post if requested.

I like selfcest and don't think it's problematic.

I do not support the creator of Underlust (should've been obvious by the "proshippers dni" tbh). That's why I don't mention their name in art posts.

Please don't ask me to talk about any serious current events, especially politics.

I try my best to always be on "The Good Side". If I messed up, please politely point out my mistake.

[Other blogs]

@minty-has-a-reblog-alt Is my blog for reblogging posts I like without cluttering my main.

@godcast-official Is an RP-ish blog for an original story. I usually just reblog my art related to it there.

@my-brain-is-full-of-wobbledogs Is not a place of honor.

[ofsunhillow]

"weight shaming" rant under cut bc i came out the shower with thoughts

tbh i dont think skinnyshaming is a real thing. this noon my family told me i looked anorexic as if worried and told me i had to eat more which yeah it was bad and made me feel shitty about my body for a moment (i imagine it wouldve had more of an impact if i wasnt already very secure) but i dont think id equate it to the shaming fat women endure. because these same people who tell me i look sick when they look at my back and my arms also tell me theyre jealous that i have a flatter stomach than them.

the difference is when you get comments about being skinny they're based on a false and shallow sense of worry while comments about being fat are always framed as a personal failure. and thats what makes it "shame" and not just negativity. even though the occasional concern is voiced about health, that's not the kind of comment the majority of the population receives and rather just for people who are visibly obese. and still then, from actually obese people to someone with love handles, it's somehow framed as something sinful that not only impacts you but the people around you even though this is bullshit. there's this underlying hatred of fat people and belief that their weight is tied to recklessness and gluttony that has to be shamed and called out to be fixed, i think

on the other hand what fuels negative comments towards skinny people, from what ive seen and experienced, doesnt come from a place of blame and hatred but from stigmatization of mental illness. the only times ive received negative remarks about my body it's been from people who saw me and saw something a little too similar to a drug addict or a person with an eating disorder, and that triggered a disgust-pity response, even if they know im healthy. the comments never include something about convenience or ugliness, only health. it sometimes also transcends into comparisons to physical illness and poverty, but when these comments are made within a middle class context it's always with the implication that it's self inflicted and something to have pity on.

for negative views of both cases, in women as well as in men, it's i think triggered by the fact that both fail to fit into the social standard for what a healthy person should look like. someone who associates body weight to health, health to beauty and beauty to personal worth, feels the need to subconsciously justify their shock and disgust at seeing someone who deviates that standard by lying to themselves and saying the reason why those people look the way they do must surely be a personal flaw to be treated

[3000-200-grains-of-salt]

pictured: me having anger issues about jimmy solidarity

Im watchin' jimmys empires series (i skipped like. 20 episodes. sorry whoops i have no time and just wanted to see the villain arc tbh) and. like. in Three episodes flat he has ACTIVATED my anger issues to the vERY CORE.

Currently on episode 33, with the fae thing, and my Jimmy Failure Senses smell a prank. If its a prank IM gonna have a villain arc ok???? I. I JUST. THIS MAN CANT CATCH A WIN. I aM liTERALLY GONNA RWRITE A FIC WHERE HE JUST. BLOWS STUFF UP. PARTLY TO CALM THE FLAMES OF MY ANGER AND MAINLY JUST SO HE CAN WIN AT SOMETHING FOR ONCE IN HIS LIFE. I jsuts. This guy is gonna make me go Insane

I m sorry i dont know what came overme i just want this guy. to stop. just. like. being so pathetic. i just want some poetic justice man. i get insanely triggered by stuff like this for No reason. When ppl (read: me and jimmy solidarity) get angry and then try and Voice the anger then make a fool out of themself. Like, someone (again, jimmy solidarity) getting angry (literally Because people make fun of them/dont take them seriously) and then trying to do Angry Things then the angry things Not working (queue people making fun of them/not taking them seriously) and then it jsut. it. id doesnet solfve the problem and now im More angry. Same feeling i get from "aawwww your so cute when your angry!!" Like your invalidating my (VERY DEStructive and Terrible) feelings And making them worse at the same time (AND I WANT TO STOP FEELING THEM AN YOUR NOT HELPING) elike how bad is that????

All im saying is I caNOt fathom how Jim has lasted THIS LONG without a villain arc like i woulda been blowin stuff up in episode 8. props to jimmy. i used too many parentheses

man im tired and i want to Cry

Also should i be going to therapy for this^^ lmaooooooo

[tklpilled]

i love to imagine Scara having slightly more mechanical or robotic traits. Gears spinning faster and creating a whirring noise when flustered/overwhelmed, eyes slightly changing colour depending on mood/how awake he is (imagine if there was a specific shade for when hes in a lee mood...), being able to just Not Breathe, maybe his joints start squeaking a little bit if he kicks and flails too much while being tickled, having a chest cavity/hole where the gnosis was meant to go (like how raiden pulls her sword out of her chest) (could you imagind if Scara tried to like. Hide a lil bird or something in there. Itd be like a slight level up from a scenario of an animal getting under someones clothes and tickling them), his "tattoos" lighting up when he laughs, him inisting to someone who already knows hes a puppet that he wasnt programed with the capability to be ticklish and getting hit with the ever iconic "so like, youre just pretending to laugh for fun cause you like it?", him having the ability to store a small amount of other elements in his body (swirl effect) (i wonder if that would make him more or less sensitive to tickling causs id imagine itd be tingly), technically if u really think about it he might be able to force his body to not laugh when being tickled but the mechanics in him would be whirring so SO loud. Whoevers tickling him is like "honestly if u dont just let yourself laugh im a lil worried u might explode". The possibility of there being an actual button that can trigger laughter on him, its just very well hidden cause it was originally intended to be used to cause a "reset" to stop any glitches. It doesnt really cause a reset anymore but it should still help with a glitch or malfunction... fun to imagine it being in a spot Scara cant reach (or hes programed to not be able to press it himself) so if he was experiencing an actual annoying malfunction hed have to TELL someone about it in order for them to help...... that sounds like a fun fic idea tbh maybe ill drop a drabble like that in your inbox this week (itll be better formatted than this i promise)

ALL OF THIS .... how do i even respond to all of this (/pos) im like. dying. these are all so cool and interesting and cute and im so!:!! also it's fun because people tend to be more ticklish in places that have major organs or other stuff you need to function, and i know he'd hate it because he doesn't have most of that shit so WHY is he still ticklish