#id fucking piss on their grave and paint their gravestone neon orange
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You've never talked with a canadian lawyer about credit scores have you
Me: I wanna work as a mortician so my clients never talk to me again
Mom: sometimes the dead speak
Me: I highly doubt they would come back from the other side to talk to me about their fucking credit scores
#i stg a turtle traffic accident would be less borinh#if a ghost came back from the grave to talk to me abt their credit score#id fucking piss on their grave and paint their gravestone neon orange
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