#ichi vc everyones so mean to me...

[ichihero]

"Are you a friend of my father? Or should I annihilate you?" Ai was very protective of Daigo. Guarding Tojo's headquarters like a ferocious beast. (NOT SORRY LOL)

❝ Annihilate? Your father? What- Hold on a second! ❞

That's way more information than he can handle. It's like these days he can't take a step in any direction without somebody trying to fight him, and just because he got used to it doesn't make it any easier. All Ichiban can do is sigh and gesture around himself in frustration, showing that he's alone. Only an idiot would try to take down the Chairman of the Tojo Clan by himself.

❝ Well, I wouldn't go as far as to say that the Sixth Chairman is my friend - hierarchy and all that - but we know each other! ❞ Apparently not well enough, because Daigo sure as hell didn't mention having an adult daughter!

He also never said anything about a wife or anything like that. Wait. The Chairman is like, what, only one year older than him? And he already has a grown-up child? When did he have time for all that?! They both went away for the family, although Ichiban stayed in jail for much longer. Yeah! It must have happened before he went to jail, which is why he never heard about it.

❝ So you're his child, huh? I mean, I can totally see the resemblance! You both have... dark hair. And the... um... ❞ Oh no, he can't come up with anything else.