#ice tea imported from england

[powermove102]

Dark Schmerz-o-meter analysis

AKA the comprehensive tier list of pain and suffering (fun!)

Characters are all ranked on a scale of S-E and are all relative to one another (yes, you can be sad and still go in E tier). To reiterate, they are NOT ranked based on how much I like them, how good their character is written, or suchlike (although there may be some correlation), this list ONLY takes into account how hard their life was, how much suffering they have had to endure, etc. Points are indeed taken away if you are the one actively causing the sadness (how much depends on e.g. whose idea it was/ how much enthusiasm you did it with).

(also I'm only referring to Adam's-World versions of the characters, unless otherwise specified, because we just have way more information about them)

Feel free to disagree/ counter-argue, this is just my list and my analysis (all for fun).

(OK I'll stop stalling) So why don't we get started with the best of the worst:

E Tier - You don't know what pain is

Hannah Kahnwald

She starts having the affair whilst she is STILL MARRIED (she was unawares that Michael was literally penning his suicide note whilst she was having a smooch with Ulrich) - she also has the inability to love imo, she just has the ability to love attention

She’s not even that good a mother either, she kinda leaves Jonas alone and is only really sad because she no longer has a mans to give her all that attention (PLUS her fling left her too, and then she has the AUDACITY to ask (not ask - FORCE) Alexander to DESTROY HIM for choosing to focus on his MISSING SON instead of HER!!!!!!

And then when Jonas leaves she’s just more attention-deprived so she thought about offing herself but then thought well if I’m dead no-one can pay attention to meeeeeee so decided against it 

Then Jonas returns (33 years older but it is still her SON who displays AFFECTION towards her) and as soon as she finds out about time travel she’s like you know what this means? An opportunity to find more MEN, and she commits THEFT even though Jonas reeeeally needed that machine (she only cares about herself), and proceeds to go to Ulrich ONLY TO TELL HIM SHE HATES HIM BECAUSE HE TRIED TO SAVE HIS SON I MEAN WHO DOES THAT

yes I am well aware that he was unable to say he loves her when she did but I will get more in depth with that later and I mean, come on, man has other priorities, could you really not get him out of prison???? so he can save his son???????

And then obviously she promptly moves on to the first man she sees (married, but she doesn’t care of course) (it’s the guy she reported Ulrich to way back when in the future/past, but she doesn’t care of course) AND HAS THE AUDACITY TO SAY SHE LOST EVERYTHING like MADAM you did not care about your husband, your boyfriend only mattered because he gave you attention, and your SON has RETURNED with all the LOVE he has LEFT from this CAR CRASH of a reality and you RUN AWAY FROM HIM WHILST HE IS ASLEEP AND YOU SAY YOU LOST EVERYTHING MA’AM YOU ARE TO BLAME FOR EVERYTHING I ACTUALLY CAN’T WITH THIS WOMAN-

I’m convinced she has a soft spot for kids because i can’t imagine what other reason she really has for having Silja (she obviously never loved Egon) so she has her and then she gets taken to Jonas and PRETENDS like NOTHING ever happened, like she didn't abandon him when he returned to her to go have a kid with someone else and she didn't steal his most important possession

And then YES she is tragically killed by her own son (which is usually a trait of someone very high up on the list (RIP in pepperonis Bartosz you are loved) but I don't care, she deserved it, otherwise the family tree would be 100 times more kaput if she was allowed to populate it even more, especially if she still has access to the machine) and that’s it, she gets a shut up/die

Ines Kahnwald

So people seem to be opinionated both ways with this one but here we go

I guess she WAS doing everything for Michael’s own good - he rocks up with no family or anything to speak of, he’s real scared and sad and she does in fact take him in when otherwise he would have been homeless jobless lifeless so yay Ines

And yeah I guess you could say it’s hard on her when he’s distant from her and everything but like? What did you expect? That’s not your real son bro???

And then she has to deal with his suicide (but again, he was kinda distant anyway it seems) and you get alienated by Hannah (honestly a good thing) but all in all it is nothing in comparison so you get a meh/maybe I don't actually care all that much, Hannah has taken all my energy

Doris Tiedemann

You did cheat on your husband. Idc who, why, with who, whatever, if you cheat then you a bitch for that and i have nothing more to say on the matter

Yeah then Agnes goes missing, then they potentially reunite, it’s all tame in comparison let’s be honest, idk/idc

Anyone else who I do not mention in any tier is either not a particularly significant character or they do not compare :) stay tuned for D Tier if you want

[puffyducks]

Rating Odin Eidolon's outfits

(spoiler free)

8/10

Iconic, certified hit. The bright pink kinda throws me off and he gets one point deducted for dressing like the Onceler.

10/10

Fucking GAGGED. There aren't a lot of full body shots of this coat which is really sad (hence the second image being teeny tiny). But he knew what he was doing when he wore this to a film set.

Bonus points for this shot. Dramatic ass

3/10

He had to put on a quick disguise so I guess he threw on a potato sack and called it a day. He's trying to be all ooky spooky here and the only reason it doesn't rank lower is cause I think he looks funny when he has the hood up and he's trying to be mysterious. I also just removed one point while in the middle of writing this because I just noticed he's fucking barefoot? Where did his shoes go??? Like he's still wearing his green suit underneath and he had his shoes on before in this comic so why did he take his fucking shoes off-

7/10

This isn't even an outfit I'm just including this because I think it's a fucking power move for him to call into a meeting as a hologram that's positioned like this. Imagine you facetime your boss and he's just sitting there criss cross applesauce. Is he still barefoot??? I can't tell anymore 😭

2/10

What the fuck is this. He needed another disguise but instead of doing the potato sack again he was like fuck it I'm gonna dress like a banana. He looks like he's doing a shitty cosplay of the kid from Little Nightmares. He only gets points for having a purple belt that snatches his waist.

100/10

this armor is hot

[tayloralison]

btw ice tea imported from england, lifeguards imported from spain, towels imported from turkey, and turkey imported from maine if you needed to write that down

[headingalaxys-spicy]

About citizenship post what if they don't know they're being used

How about they get married and after darling get citizenship she wants to divorce them?

I’ll be frank right now, dear reader: YOU AIN’T getting that divorce. 

But let’s break down how that happens. (Also probably not my best work but here we go. I didn’t want this sitting in my ask box forever in purgatory) 

America 

You’re going to have to be a stellar actor/actress because that's a facade that will be difficult to maintain if you don’t love him. He does demand a lot of affection from you & just because he’s bubbly most of the time does not mean he lacks a bullshit detector. 

Alfred will want to know what's up & why you’re being so cold towards him. If you’re unable to dispel his doubts, he’ll know that divorce is a possible outcome. Before you can even get to that, he’s going to play mind with you. He will be hot & cold. Alfred will say offhanded and unprompted things like: 

“You know it's a shame that this one married partner here wasn’t able to naturalize since they divorced so soon… & it was later found out the marriage was fraudulent.” A playful hand wandered up your arm as he got close to your ear and said: 

“Then they were arrested and deported.” 

That sent fire to your ears. Fear rushes into your heart, making it run at high speed. An ice bucket splashed over your head, sending a shockwave down your spine. 

‘Deported?’ Not after all of your hard work….effort…and being able to manage a man while fun to be around; you knew he had a terrifying underneath even though he doesn’t usually let it show. 

“Living with you is like a daydream Y/N. I never want it to end.” As he places pointed kisses at your cheek. 

He’s toying with you. Making sure you stay on edge. 

If you do somehow manage to fool him long enough to get divorce papers served to him….OOOOOHHHH boy, there will be hell to pay. You’re going to be hunted down. Your lawyer who assisted you will be given an undisclosed sum to throw your case out & forget they ever met you. 

England 

When the papers have been served Arthur’s blood will be boiling like the water he uses to make his tea. 

There are many factors to the visas but I’ll stick with the two that are the most important. 

The Indefinite Leave to Remain (ILR) & the Spouse Visa. 

You have to obtain the Spouse Visa first before you can obtain the (ILR) status. 

Your ability to stay will be dependent on your marriage, and he will make sure that you don’t even know what your (ILR) status is. Arthur has always liked having the upper hand. He’ll maintain it by monitoring you constantly. 

There will be trackers in your car, and he will keep close eyes on your browsing history, credit/debit card transactions, etc. He may even lightly interrogate you over afternoon tea if he feels you are beginning to stray away from him. Since you’re in a different country from all of your close bonds (friends, family, co-workers, etc.), isolation is relatively easy. He’s also going to demand that you spend more time with him so that the relationship can work. Depleting most if not all social time with others you have in England. You won’t have time to build bonds to talk to others and maybe catch red flags that would go unnoticed. 

You will be blamed for any of the issues you have within your marriage or your feelings will be undermined. 

“Y/N darling! You’re overreacting! It’s just a cat! We can always get another! You smothered it too much that’s why it’s run off!” He’ll kiss your forehead in an attempt to comfort you and then continue to tell you why you’re weak and failing to uphold your part in the marriage. Of course, he’s not going to take responsibility for the short comings in the relationship; that’s what he’s married you for. 

And if you try to run away: Congrats his secret agents will be all over you within mere hours. It won’t be long till you’re brought back to him. Then it will be a long time before you see the light of day ever again. 

France

He’d done all that he could so that getting a “visa de long sejour valant titre de sejour” (VLS-TS) was seamless & easy for you. Francis also ensured that you were aware of the renewal dates, had the money you needed, insurance, and whatever demands the French government had in order for you to stay in his country, he ensured you could meet them exceptionally. So when he receives divorce papers on his desk…tears, apologies, fancy dinners,  flowers, and make-up sex will be among his first line of defense to make you stay.

Francis will do anything for you to reconsider your decision to divorce. 

He will interrogate you on what he’s not doing right. 

Was their a habit that he had that displeased you? He can change! 

Is it his performance in bed? He can do better! He can learn! 

Not enough kisses to the neck and cheeks? He can do more!

What is it? He NEEDS to know! 

Francis will corner you in the kitchen as you’re making your morning coffee. 

“Y/N please….” He approaches you from behind and brings you into a hug. “What has made you this way? What did I do? Was it something I said?” 

Francis is going to want to get to the bottom of what made you want the divorce. He will force you into couples therapy. Yes, it will be a therapist who has some unscrupulous morals. They’ll tell you why you should stay together and how the two of you are “Perfect” and “Soul Mates”. The therapist will gloss over any complaints you may have during the session & that you be okay with Francis’ Yandere tendencies. 

Germany 

12-Weeks, like all the others, is how long it will take to obtain your visa. You’d been fully integrated into his structured lifestyle that he’s slightly adjusted to accommodate you. Normally, he’s up at 5 am to go for his early morning jog to 6 am. He will help you make coffee just so you’d be able to get more accustomed to being up so early. 

Since you must function within his rigid structure, you’ll have to be sneaky in various ways. 

Emotionally, it's the delicate way you treat him, take care of him, make promises you keep or don’t keep, and hug and kiss him that matters. If subtle changes compound over time, he will inquire about them at some point if he feels that the changes have become too great. He will interrogate you about it while you’re vulnerable, like in his lap, and he has a death grip on your thighs. 

Physically, I know I mentioned hugging and kissing already, but how intentional, how often, and how much passion there is? He will notice the lack when it comes to you not feeling it in bed. He will pause in whatever the two of you are doing & will ask “What’s wrong Y/N?” while his stony cold blues will pierce your eyes. If you don’t have a satisfactory answer you will be handcuffed to the bed as he will search the room for evidence of infidelity & divorce papers. 

[narniadreams]

Can I request some Casmund Headcanons... About food? Lol I feel like it would be a very interesting topic cuz of Edmund's sweet tooth and that lol

oh my gosh it's been such a long time since i wrote headcanons, but thank you for asking!! this is such a fun request :3c

edmund and caspian are pretty much the total opposite of each other when it comes to food: edmund is a very picky eater while caspian likes almost everything

edmund associates certain foods with certain times in his life, making him dislike them, especially if they relate to winter (based on this headcanon post)

edmund prefers simple foods that don't require a lot of preparing, cooking, mixing etc.

he loves fruit - yes, especially the sweet ones, like strawberries, grapes, pineapple, clementines etc.

he also really likes dried fruit, such as dates or figs.

while he also enjoys many other foods, like bread, soups, stews, potatoes and such, he usually eats only a little bit of it to keep room for something sweet afterwards - or he puts a heck load of jam on his toast, a lot of sugar and honey in his tea etc etc etc.

caspian will calmly eat whatever and look at edmund devouring multiple slices of cake when they have dinners.

(he does this in front of anyone else too, even at important dinners, edmund needs dessert)

neither of them are very good cooks btw.

edmund has the technical skills but the flavour palette of a child and caspian is way too clumsy to make a proper meal

together they make it work though, if necessary

they like eating what others have made more though (lucy is an expert at baking, especially cookies)

one of their favourite things to do together, as a date, is find a pretty place, preferably in soft grass, and have some simple food together: bread with butter, nuts and fruits and wine.

they will feed each other, sometimes jokingly, but really it gives them butterflies from time to time

sometimes edmund talks about the kind of sweets that he liked in england - even trying to recreate them in narnia, often to no avail.

one of caspians favourite moments is when edmund has leftover food around his mouth (cake icing, liquid from fruit) and clean it away

(yes, sometimes he ''kisses'' it clean)

[bandagesandloveletters]

Wildflowers and Chides

Hello everyone! Welcome to my HBO War Summer Exchange gift for @floralcyanide. I hope you like both this little writing piece and the mood board to accompany it. I thoroughly enjoyed creating this, and of course, being able to write for Harry was a delight. As always, it was great taking part in @hbowardaily 's event, so, without further ado, here's Wildflowers and Chides!

Pairings: Harry Crosby x Reader

Word count: 862 words

10th June 1944

Wid flowers swirled in the warm summer air. A contrast to the months of ground frost, chilling winds, and cloaks of mist that blanketed over Station 139. Weather that broke even the toughest of airmen and women on base. Weather that was often joked about before their feet found Anglia for the first time. It was almost like England became a whole new quaint paradise as Spring ended and Summer finally began to break. A quaintness only to be disturbed by the roaring Pratt and Whitney’s of the heavy bombers who braced the blue skies for a greater good. 

Goosebumps radiated from the young girl's arms as another soft gust blew her (Y/H/C) around her face, creating an almost angelic effect. Her (Y/E/C) gazed out over the spread of colour, thoughts of those who had been lost in the months previous weighing heavy upon her mind, a burning hope that they would all return to Thorpe Abbotts one day like nothing had truly happened. However, (Y/N) knew that nothing would truly be the same. 

The peace and quiet was a concept that had seemed so foreign only a week prior. Hustle and bustle had become the norm for those who both knew what they were preparing for and those who had no idea of the history in the making. For weeks, (Y/N) rolled bandages, restocked supplies, and ensured those who graced the infirmary were comfortable. The number of casualties was slowly starting to decline, a relief to the medical staff, but as the Invasion of Mainland Europe approached, a stifling expectation for multiple casualties left the (Y/H/C) on edge as the 6th became the 7th; it was apparent that Operation Overlord was a success and (Y/N) could finally breathe. 

Summer. It was a bittersweet thought, especially regarding memories of home. Long, hot summers spent in sundresses, sipping on iced teas seemed like distant ones. Home alone was a distant thought, but with the allies now in Europe, it was like an end was finally in sight. 

“I thought I’d find you here.”

A soft, raspy voice quickly broke the young nurse from her daydream, returning her to the field in England, far from home, in her standard nurse uniform, not a sundress. 

“Ah, you join the land of the living again, I see, Croz,” she replied as she tilted her gaze up to meet the taller male, nodding as he motioned to the spot beside her. “You and I both know Smokie warned you about taking more of those pills than needed. Rest is just as important as all those maps you plotted.” 

Her chide was serious but, at the same time, held an air of lightness. She knew that Harry was dedicated to his work, driven by the loss of his friends, but that didn’t stop her from worrying about the brunette navigator's welfare. Especially once she found out he’d been taking medication to stay awake. 

Lightly nudging her with his signature lopsided grin, Harry couldn’t help but take in the true beauty of the girl sitting beside him. Framed with wildflowers and a worry for him. He’d spent the whole morning listening to Rosie prattle on what he missed, and sure, he was disappointed to have missed the big day, but what he’d also truly missed were moments like these. A moment to reflect and soak up being with the people who bring the most joy. 

“Ahh, alright, alright. I should’ve listened, but we both knew I needed to get those maps done. Besides, if I hadn't been out so long, I wouldn’t have been able to dream long and hard about this moment, would I?” The male quickly cursed under his breath; it had sounded so much smoother in his head. Quickly leaning forward, Harry plucked a Marguerite from the ground before offering it to (Y/N) with a shy smile. 

A blush began to form on the girl's cheeks as she received the sweet-smelling wildflower. An angelic laugh fell on her lips as she leaned across to gently kiss Harry’s cheek. 

“You argue a good point. I just worry about you, Harry. How can I explain to my Ma in my next letter that my favourite navigator missed the biggest assault in history? Not to mention that it doesn’t make a great story to tell at our wedding, but I guess I’ll leave that for Rosie to write into his best man speech.” she teased back, grinning as her hand smoothly found his as it perched beside her own, the maroon gemstone of her engagement ring glinting in the sunlight.  

Laying back amongst the wildflowers, Harry pulled (Y/N) to lay with him. Tucking her perfectly into his side, like matching puzzle pieces. His own laugh echoed, bringing butterflies to (Y/N) and intensifying her blush with a chaste kiss pressed first to her forehead and then her lips. 

“I wouldn’t change a thing if it meant I’d end up here with you.”

[mumintroll]

one good thing abt mainland europe is u can get the big bottles of arizona iced tea for so cheap from the supermarket i loveee arizona iced tea but its always really expensive in england bc it doesnt really get imported there u can only get it from the overpriced american food aisles

[spamtoon]

DCRC Week 8--hey, look at that! On time!

Okay I woke up early today and I am NOT happy about it so before I do anything I'm going to sit down and read Paperinik because I was so excited to game last night and now I kinda don't feel like it. MAYBE I'll go back to sleep after this but I think I just kinda have to live with this.

Sorry I don't have any club penguin screenshots this time. unless something happens. wait i have the perfect idea

you can say odin eidolon in club pen.guin

omg its the panel. its the pk panel that everyone's like that goes so hard and you know what. it does go so hard

im so mad the way they didnt try to put it over the text this time. i love you pkna translation

omg the duck avenger actually fighting normal crime and being on patrol and shit no way. with these comics if they're dealing with cosmic threats on a daily basis its easy to forget they just like. also stop normal crime. like kidnappings and shit

ah okay. clearly these are the evronians from the second dimension

okay is the time police back to helping donald. or are these guys just normal cops. okay nevermind we time travelled i guess so normal cops. okay

so they use that shot and then they're like BOOM you're in the future actually. let me explain

im so fuckin mad the way this background lady is looking at donald like Who the Fuck is this guy. he Sucks

So I guess those guys are stronger because they're Future evronians and donald fighting them was like nuh uh uh! let's give you a future tour first

hes so tiny. hes so insanely little look at him. i guess after the time police explosion incident they're like alright. this is the only guy who can help us let's just tell him about the future becaues he's gonna find out anyway

i love the super trash here sign. in the future even trash is super

omg... he's coming. he's coming. he's coming. the guy's name i can't spell

hes so sad that uno's mortal after all... poor guy...

lord i dont know if we're supposed to not trust this guy but i do not trust this guy How do you know about all this stuff if it hasn't been documented well

i also like that everyone is taller--not just in the future but in pkna in general actually it feels like donald is in new donk city

donald is so cute in this panel... he's so silly

okay now i dont think we're supposed to trust this guy he's fuckin giving donald a pearl (SORRY) (reference)

donald misses uno sooooooo much already

sorry im on a kick now i didnt include the evermore comment but i swear to cog all my brain has to say about the tape head tv is "the void..." (another (reference)

ooh they're alright fightiiing please get to the part where we see The Catch or better yet. odin

donald's cape in this issue...

THE WAY I WENT YOOOOOO OUT LOUD

iced tea imported from england. lifeguards imported from sp

this fucking guy and his posing

i love how theres just a crowd forming behind them i'm so. they're chilling. hitting it off already.

okay glad to see donald also thinks this is suspicious

im so mad hes so fucking done looking

poptropi.ca good future lookin ahh. not that he doesnt have taste

bruh the fuckin fake evronians. im so mad. wow im sure this isnt foreshadowing anything the walt disney corporation will do in the next three centuries SORRY.

robot eye..................................

so thats why they look like that like they're literally supposed to be edgier evronians for the sake of tv hence why they're so second dimension alright.

the stupid fuckin eyebrow quirk im so mad donald's little goofy shrug

HELP im so mad. the robot parts. not going to photograph because it's kinda unsettling me a bit in a mega.volt way but

SORRY HIS FACES ARE SO FUNNY i keep having to screenshot them

his fucking expression. he's so fucking screwed

IM SO FUCKING MAD the cops were like alright yeah. fuck it. you're a tv guy i'll sign off on this as long as you dont do anything too stupid. lets rewrite this history and shape the perceptions of the future because yeah we wanna see that too that'd be sick

i love how this is the first movie pose he knows when he's like alright fine. let's do this stupid movie. hi odin...

robo-donald

HELP IM SO MAD the way the evronian was actually the chancellor guy, i'm so mad

also i guess xadhoom got her way and donald didnt just get them to stop invading earth but actively destroyed all of them. except this one guy. you know what good for her

oooh the beam deflected. i mean technically we dont either but you dont know hes a robot yet... ooooooh you targetted the wrooong guy

omg the uno textboxes... oughghgnn...

HI UNO!!!!!!! I MISSED HIM i cant send anymore images but HAIIII

oh uno,... i'll admit i looked up odin eidolon like one day before i started reading paperinik and then accidentally found the spoiler but i'm glad its like. hinted at/revealed this issue rather than like. a big buildup because i would have felt bad

im so mad the way uno says his files are overloaded the machine... ohohgnsngnngsng

alright good issue! i prompted puffy to draw a duck avenger 23rd century fanart and now im very scared but yaaaay im caught up on paperinik

[janwixler]

three random aftg hc that might just make sense

Andrew is afraid of spiders:

and neil is not

well, sleeping in makeshift houses for years, being afraid of insects is just a grandeur for him

one time a medium-sized hairy spider was found chilling on the dorm bathroom ceiling and Andrew was the first one to notice

he just froze outside

Neil was passing by and definitely noticed the stiffness lingering on Andrew's shoulder.

'what.' Neil asked, not really a question and was rewarded with death glare/almost teary eyes from Andrew.

Neil looked inside, saw the spider and 'huh, okay.' was all he said.

a few moments later Neil scooted the spider with a piece of paper and safely threw it out of the window.

Andrew was nowhere to be seen in the process.

then he was found in his room, slowly eating a tub of ice-cream, listening to music on laptop with his headphones on.

Neil was then given the permanent job of always checking the bathroom before Andrew until his fifth year.

Neil and his (not-so) secret obsession with tea(s):

now that his path is semi-clear by the moriyama's, his uncle tries to keep contact with Neil once a month

and once a year, he receives a special gift package from England; best regards, sh (Stuart Hatford)

that one time he sent Neil a package of the best darjeeling tea

Neil isn't a hot-chocolate person, coffee is the okay-est thing to keep him up in night practices and homeworks.

but TEA? Neil was Shook by the flavor.

he started to try all types of them and tried to convince Andrew into trying some.

Andrew liked milk tea with ungodly amount of sugar

but masala tea, Neil's new favourite was a big no from him.

weekend afternoon is the Best time for tea and he likes to believe he invented the image of it.

so very British of him really

He never misses a chance to try out a new flavour and he prefers tea bags over grinded tea leaves

not to mention he is allergic to Nicky's-concept-of-tea

Kevin actually takes his skin-care routine very seriously:

at first it may seem like he was dressing up for the occasion

until the foxes find out it's literally a part of his morning routine.

cleanser and simple clay face mask goes first

clean shave and aftershave liquid comes second

hair? shampooed twice, sometimes thrice a week and gel-ed up all time outside.

his skin is almost flawless, moisturizer doing it's job really well is just a bonus to his handsome model face.

well, you don't know when the paparazzi's might show up, right?

he has a image to preserve and oh, he does it so, so well.

'at least you can start taking care of that mess of a hair. you ARE an important part of the exy media for heaven's sake!', Kevin's word of wisdom to Neil goes off before any press routine

'yeah, whatever.' and Neil just shrugs him off like that, as if his cute/handsome face wasn't going in waste.

Kevin-media-trained-since-diapers does some sports related modeling campaign too

and he secretly enjoys the positive attention (since the end of Riko drama) but he would never admit it actually.

[cryptidjeepers]

Okay we need ice tea imported from england, lifeguards imported from spain, towels imported from turkey, and turkey imported from maine. Hey are you writing this down

[umbranstilettos]

It was one of the perks of being teammates with an Heiress from Okumura Foods, the amusement park was only the tip of the iceberg—now they were treated to a pool party along with other influencers as they launch a new drink for Big Bang Burger, it was the Bahama Blast so the theme was the pool party was also a water gun fight. She kept herself hidden as she pretended to sleep meanwhile she was hyped for the new drink almost on her 3rd glass, the sugar rush and the wiggling of her shoulders made her sing.

“Iced tea imported from England, Lifeguards imported from Spain, Towels imported from Turkey, and Turkey imported from Maine,”

[l3m0ngal5]

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Lilly:It's out with the old, and in with the new

Goodbye, clouds of gray, hello, skies of blue

A dip in the pool, a trip to the spa

Endless days in my chaise

The whole world according to moi

(Excuse me? Thank you!)

Ice tea imported from England

Lifeguards imported from Spain

Towels imported from Turkey

And turkey imported from Maine

Lily and Zach:We're gonna relax and renew

Lilly:You, go, do!

I want fabulous

That is my simple request

All things fabulous

Bigger and better and best

I need something inspiring to help me get along

I need a little fabulous

Is that so wrong?

Fetch me my Jimmy Choo flip-flops

Where is my pink Prada tote?

I need my Tiffany hair band

And then I can go for a float

Zach:A summer like never before!

Lilly:I want more!

Honestly , I can see this like the kind of Are sharpei and ryan

[professor-abeloved]

Love Like You (Paano Bang Magmahal?) [Matthias x MC New Year's Fluff]

Fandom: It Lives Within (visual novel) @itlivesproject 💜

Summary: “Don’t we, um, have a fancy schmancy dinner reservation to get to? Shouldn’t we start, I dunno, preparing for that before the whore devours get cold?” His smile softens, those bright blue eyes remaining as tender as always. “If you mean the hors d'oeuvres, it’s quite alright. You’re far more important. Now, please tell me what exactly the matter is. I’d only like to help you, darling.” A beat. Then as they always do around Matthias, Juan's defenses crumble, and he lays himself bare before his lover, exposing all their flaws and faults and feelings. — On the very last day of the year, Juan struggles with un-poachable eggs, climbable apple trees, and feeling uncomfortable in their own body. While Matthias can’t wave it all away with a magic spell, he offers his special brand of assistance.

Characters | Ships: Matthias McQuoid/Main Character (Juan "Wan” Capili)

Notes: I think dusty dream daddy and mx bodysnatcher deserve to be happy, even for a bit ;’3

for context my mc wan (they/he) is a AMAB genderqueer drag queen who hides their self-deprecation with sass and make-up 😗 ✌️ this doesn't have to be read with my other Wan fics, but some callbacks/themes would have a stronger impact if you do HAHA anyways enjoy and happy new year my dear ilw fandom <3

— The new year is often a harbinger of hopeful starts. It's a joyous farewell to past pains and baleful baggage. As one of Juan's favorite songs goes: It's out with the old, in with the new. Goodbye clouds of gray, hello skies of blue.

If only leaving trauma behind was as simple as sipping the iced tea Matthias had imported from England.

The last day of the year started innocuously enough. Juan had tried to cook eggs just the way Matthias liked them in the morning—and nearly exploded the whole kitchen in an attempt to poach an egg in the microwave. Matthias entered the kitchen then, fists blazing in anticipation of a monster attack. When Juan's horrendous cooking skills were found to be the culprit, he let out a sigh caught between fondness and exasperation. Suffice to say, Janet was given a big holiday bonus before she took her day off.

Apple picking in the afternoon had gone much better. The old Juan had childhood memories of scaling mango trees growing up in the Philippines. The new Juan technically didn't have that advantage, but he did have an innate stubbornness — as well the ability to manipulate the world around him through the Power. The awed smile on Matthias’ face was sweeter than any apple they ate.

Wan felt on top of the world (or as high as the tree could afford him to be).

But as night fell, so did Juan's confidence.

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[evkso]

remembered how me and my sister were opsessed with the ashley tisdale song in hsm and bc we didnt know english we used to sing iced tea in pool instead of iced tea imported from england

[miamignonette]

iced tea imported from england lifeguards imported from spain towels imported from turkey and turkey imported from maine

[minus-hyphen]

Iced tea imported from England,

Lifeguards imported from Spain,

Towels imported from Turkey,

Turkey imported from Maine,

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Crayfish imported from france