#ic;; Pizzahead

[sleepytower]

The lab's gotten a little run down since the tower's destruction, ey?

[nyan-ryder]

I like sympathetic villain Pizzahead with a bad dad, but what if he was just a shitfuck his entire life

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[nightskylersstuff]

You don't understand, I'm obsessed

Tw: body horror(maybe?) under the cut + full version with all these doodles

[m0cha-m0ch1]

Haven't posted anything since last year- 🧍

Here take a look at this new Pizza Tower fan character I made

⚠️ This character is a W.I.P So things might change!! ⚠️

Meet Max!

Simple info, nothing too fancy here

In an alternate universe the tower is still up, though Peppino has a new rival.. Max! :)

About Max:

How old is he?

He's 28 years old

How tall is he?

5'6

What's his sexual orientation?

Let's just say he likes both genders

What does he go by

He/him

What's his thoughts on Peppino and PizzaHead?

For Peppino: Loves teasing the guy, very fun to mess with

For PizzaHead: Doesn't like really like him, that's all

What's his backstory?

Uh.. thinking about that-

[sleepytower]

"Getting your head slammed into some bricks is hardly worth that much concern..." A shrug with a light hearted chuckle. "But if you really wanna pull off the weak and defenseless thing you got going on, you could always try fake nerd glasses!"

Pizzahead's charming smile doesn't waver.

"Who'd want to hit a guy with glasses? On their BIRTHDAY no less! It'd be downright cruel. Bonus points if you throw in the 'I'm just a little guy' bit. It doesn't work as well with how tall we are, but if you crouch down you can work a crowd like no one's business with the schtick."

Pizzaheads mastering the art of being pathetic? More likely than you think.

"Exactly! I'm just a little guy! Just a little guy. And it's gonna be my birthday soon! I can't be making more enemies right now." Would it be wise to mention that he was powerless without his tower? Nope! Is he aware of this? Yep!

"I just need more info right now... 's all! Last time I went into something without a clear idea of it, I got my head slammed into a buncha bricks. Cartoon immunity only goes so far, ya know!"

[djhallyboo]

@pizzatrocious || i'd like to thank vincent for the unfathomable amount of psychic damage he's dealt me.

He blinks. "...YOU KNOW I'M ACTUALLY ARRESTIN' YOU, RIGHT? YOU'RE PROBABLY GONNA GO TO JAIL. SEE A JUDGE. GET A LAWYER. ALL THAT STUFF."

Not that he's making any moves to actually arrest Pizzahead, mind you. Even Tig Bop looks gobsmacked that this is actually happening.

"YOU TRYIN' TO BUTTER ME UP OR SOMETHIN', MR. PIZZAHEAD? SURE, I APPRECIATE A NICE HOMECOOKED MEAL AND ALL, BUT--"

[reireitamahy]

Summer evening...How I want to return to this warm moment with someone. if only I had a lot of friends in reality...

[pizzatrocious]

Ah, it was good to be on vacation! After all, it was hard work having to constantly watch others make money for him. What better a place to spend his free time than on a beach! The wonderful view, the scent of the ocean, the sounds of seagulls and screaming children, and all of this DELICIOUS sand surrounding him!

Taking a loooong sip from his drink (which was harvested via immense and unreasonably violent cruelty towards a Toppin), he took a moment to admire the atmosphere. The only shame is that being on a break meant that Peppino wasn't suffering... at least, by HIS hand.

Maybe he could have Fake The REAL Peppino bother him while he was on vacation? ...Nah, the little guy had his own thing going on, whatever the hell that was. Puberty? Maybe it was puberty. Either way, not really his problem. Vigilante hated Pizzahead's guts, Pepperman was... no, and Noise was probably busy with a divorce or something if he wasn't already bothering Peppino.

Welp, time to look at the folder of terribly blurry and cryptid-esque pictures he'd taken of Peppino without his knowledge, and sigh longingly! Pulling a large rotary phone out of his pocket, followed by an entire phone booth, he eventually found his smartphone.

Glancing down at the screen, he gave a small frown at the multiple missed call notifications from various numbers. Don't people know not to call him, ever? He was going to have to make Pizzaface vaporize them later, whoever those poor fools were.

Sighing longingly at an image of Peppino on all fours, scrunched up like a feral animal, he shoveled a handful of sand into his mouth and washed it down with another sip.

[sleepytower]

"Itssssss PRIDE MONTH!!!!!!!!!"

"June already? Better bust out the rainbow accessories..."

"Half priced donuts and sweets for everyone! I'll have some cookies frosted with flag colors upon request!"

[wariodemambo]

He got his payment, by the way. In the form of a 'Get Well Soon' card in the shape of a pizza, picturing a hand-drawn image of Pizzahead choking the life out of Peppino. Wario couldn't help but chuckle. The payment was in bills; a small bunch of hundreds and twenties, amounting to five hundred dollars.

[phonypizza]

Meanwhile.

"... 'm gonna have to fall back on techniques I never wanted to."

[sleepytower]

"EEP!"

.....I SEE.

WELL, NOBODY CAN SAY I DIDN'T TRY TO BE NICE.

with that, he immediately grabs pizzahead and squeezes him like the living stress toy he is.

[peach-cant-sleep]

Did a muse height chart for funsies!

Peppino for scale.

[theoldsecretkeeper]

"..Phiona you summoned him."

Anddd she might be putting claws in the next few boops now.

[nightskylersstuff]

Well... A little Sugary spire fan concept by me

Sundae, or you can call them Berry

[pcrfumebcttles]

Allison takes a long drag from her cigarette before releasing the smoke into the air. Gods above, what a week. She can still feel the whiplash of the events that transpired after all that. Course, when she got home, she had to stop Lilith from burning the whole damn island to the ground. Probably should've let the misses' in on the plan…

From what she's heard around the block, Hazel's going to be fine. Thank fuck. She'd really be on the war path if anything happened to her. Still, it unnerves her not knowing what happened to that little shit. Well, unlucky for him, she managed to snag a small sample of the dough that he was made of and was not experimenting with it in her lab.

He'll be back one day. She knows this for sure. When he does come back, she'll be ready. And she'll make sure he curses the day he crossed her...