#ic: cruella

[necroticboop]

✦ Cruella de Vil inspired cake [x]

[kaivenom]

How you meet the Descendants' boys HCS

Masterlist

Carlos de vil

You are the only one hacker in Auradon, so when you saw another person on lind doing your thing on the Auradon network, you decided to discover who that person was. After some digging on the internet and some observation on the real life, you discovered that your oponent was the son of Cruella d Vil.

You approached him on his way to the school and he seemed really happy that someone shares his hobby and can teach him something.

Jay

Your fathers were Yasmine and Aladdin and Ben had the incredible idea of introducing you to the VK because your parents were enemies. He tried to impress you but your father taught you how to deal with tricksters and that led to him having the personal goal of getting you flustered.

Chad Charming

You were a tansfered student from Arendell, emparented with Ana and Elsa, Audrey was your guide on Auradon. She presented you to Chad and well, you being a princess so beautifull with such an attitude (ice Kingdom=strong personality) made him get speechless and start to follow you like a puppy.

Ben Florian

Your father is the chesire cat so you can somehow travel between worlds and barriers so when Ben saw you with Island clothes on the lake he was captivated. You are not used to talking to people so you escaped with a smile. A couple of days later you came again and he was waiting for you with a basket full of food and invited you to talk.

Doug

You were Evie's sister, the black ship of your family because you were always really nice and good and couldn't hide it. So you were the first one to apologize to him about the team's behaviour and you always greeted him on the halls. That make him took the courage to ask you on a date.

Gil

His father knocked him out of the house for the night and he was wandering around the Island, you saw him and thru him a piece of bread. He was really hungry so he took it and then went to sit next to you. You didn't know why he did that but he was pretty funny and a little dumb so you didn't considered him a threat and let him sit.

Harry Hook

You are Scar's daughter (hibrid or witch human-lion) and you were on Lady Tremain's hairdress store, this was now your territory. Harry entered the place to recolect the money of the month and when you confronted him about the new situation and took the money away from him, he proposed to himself to take on your nerves everytime he could.

[beabatiny]

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[thehmn]

There are some seriously untapped alternative interpretations for Cruella de Vil.

In the book she has a husband who’s simply known as Mr. de Vil (later given the first name Harry). She supposedly only married him because he’s a furrier and he’s little more than an extension to his wife. She even forced him to take her last name. He’s described as a small, worried looking man which isn’t much but compared to how other characters are described it probably means he’s shorter than most women and looks tiny next to his unusually tall wife, is slim but not thin and otherwise looks average. Other characters express worry for him because he’s married to Cruella but Cruella’s cat assures them he is just as evil as her. According to the cat Cruella is strong and bad and her husband is weak and bad. Basically, either he never gets to have sex with his wife or she pegs him. There’s no in between.

But even stranger, Cruella is heavily implied to be either an actual real demon from hell or the descendant of one. She’s always cold which is why she loves furs and she force her husband to keep their house boiling hot despite his suffering. She also loves hot spicy food, even spicy ice cream, again to her husband’s dismay. When they eat out he only eats the blandest food he can get.

And Mr. de Vil most likely knows about his wife’s true nature. When a puppy runs off while hidden under Cruella’s coat she screams that it must be bewitched while Mr. de Vil immediately jumps to the conclusion that it must be one of her dead/devilish ancestors who has come to take it away.

Make of that what you want. Considering Mr. de Vil is as evil as Cruella he could have summoned her and she just decided to stay and make him her anchor to this world.

[seaslugfanclub]

Frollo: They need to learn some morals and values.

Hades: Look at them and tell me theirs a god!

(Y/N): He made me in his own image

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*Hans talking about his plan to take Arendelles throne*:And that’s when it hit me, the best idea I’ve had in my entire life!

(Y/N): that’s the worst idea you’ve had in your entire life

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Mickey Mouse: This is great, Y/N, I love helping kids! I love kids Y/N! I LOVE KIIIDDSS—

(Y/N): Uh—Mickey I really wouldn’t be screaming that at the top of your lungs..

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Hans: These are my brothers, we don’t always get along but we sure do love each other!

Hans’s brothers: Hans. We genuinely hate you. We have no love for you in any shape or form.

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Cruella: I’m always prepared. Unless of course, prepared means sober….which in that case I’m rarely prepared.

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Mother Gothel: My whole life people have told me I’m the most beautiful thing they’ve ever seen. And I’m like “haha~nooo ;)”

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Cruella: I’m on six beta blockers, and a large iced coffee. I have no idea what I’m here for.

[nemesis-writer]

Five Minutes (Chapter 4)

Masterlist Utter Silence TW: mentions of blood, mental illness

No one knew who was next. They all guarded the streets to check any odd behaviours. Tim was in charge of security systems, and everyone changed the streets they looked after every hour.

But what they didn't know is that all business was being held beneath the ground they walked so gladly upon.

At the base...

"We need to hurry up. Now" I commanded as I watched my men place the traps and riddles all over Gotham.

Me and Michael were sitting together on the couch of our library just enjoying the silence with each other until one of us broke the ice.

(Italics are Reader's)

"This will work darling. Don't worry"

"I know, I'm just scared of losing you"

"You could never lose me. Even when I go to hell, I'm gonna drag your pretty ass down there with me."

"Why?"

"Because I love you, and I'd do anything for you."

"Even if it means I have to kill my family?"

"I would make a monument of all their heads for you."

"Ti amo di piu mi amore"

"Ti amo bambola"

At the Wayne mansion...

The silence engulfed the very walls where fighting, or excitement was being heard. Even the smallest pin drop could be heard around the gothic walls.

No one knows when nor how the riddles shall come.

And no one knows who's next.

There are many crimes that are to be attended to, but the more criminals they kill, the higher the chances are of exploitation.

Blood flows, and breathing could only be heard. No one could talk, breathe, or blink without the fear of possible death.

Jason has died once before, and he assumed that death wouldn't scare him anymore, but with all the tricks and casualities that are bound to happen, he fears of watching other innocents suffer.

"Who do you think is next?" Duke asked.

"Probably Tim or something", Jason muttered

"It's your fault she's like this", Damian said.

"Our fault? Let me just remind you, who beat her and made her life a living hell." Jason retorted

"Settle dow-" Bruce said until he was cut off.

"I will not calm down because our sister, and might I add, your daughter has left us because of what we did" Jason yelled.

"Did you even noticed how much she tried to go to you, any of you? I died for a year, and I was sent to multiple missions, so I'm not the one at fault here." Jason added.

Jason fears what you'd become, he loves you and could never want to let go of the one person that was supposed to be the best of them. The balance. The truth in their pit of lies, and the light of their impenetrable darkness.

But yet, you've became worse than them.

No.

You've became better than they ever were. You are born brilliant, hot, bad, and really mad. You relish in others sufferings whilst Jason, tries to prevent them. You're the cause of everything they have tried to stop.

And that's what Jason truly feared in you. You had followed the five stages of grief:

denial

anger

bargaining

depression

acceptance

Well what's the harm of adding one more? Revenge...

A/N: Cruella warning lol, I'm a bit busy so I didn't really updated, but I hope you like this.

Taglist

@lunayaps, @not-aya, @iluvcatzz, @vanessa-boo, @ivyrose9194,@thesehandsarerated-e, @eyeless-kun, @errorunfound1, @gwyneveire, @alishii, @cxcillia

[stupidjewishwhiteboy]

Random anime, summarized badly (stolen from my Facebook Memories):

I Want to Eat Your Pancreas: a movie that contains absolutely no cannibals, zombies, etc.

Neon Genesis Evangelion: teen angst, with giant robots

FLCL: tween angst, with robots of various sizes that burst out of the main character's head in ways that might remind the viewer of other things going on in a tween's body

Gurren Lagann: We don't have time for teen angst in our increasingly growing robot anime, it's about to get MANLY

Promare: like Gurren Lagann, with gay firefighters

Kill La Kill: Wearing clothing is fascist, join the nudist anarchist rebellion!

Fire Force: Takes the term "fire fighter" rather more literally than usual

Kashimashi Girl Meets Girl: Well, I suppose there are *weirder* ways of getting free gender reassignment surgery

Ouran High School Host Club: It's about teenage prostitution! Sorta. Not really.

Cowboy Bebop: episode antagonists include Kareem Abdul-Jabbar from "Game of Death," Cruella DeVille as an ecoterrorist, a senile old guy who likes to play chess, The Unabomber with a teddy bear theme, a bored computer with an interest in pre-Columbian South American art, Marshall Applewhite as an online avatar and Baron Harkonnen if he was also the Joker.

Outlaw Star: one episode revolves around an alien cactus who uses its mental powers to force people to eat inferior ice cream.

Trigun: why don't more shows involve insurance agents trying to deal with the fallout of your typical shonen action nonsense?

Puella Magi Madoka Magica: Just because a critter is cute and says he can turn you into Sailor Moon doesn't mean you should trust him

Welcome to the NHK: even if both you and all of your friends are genuinely messed up toxic people, hanging out together is still probably better than not

Genshiken: If you have ever self-identified as a nerd, geek, or similar term, you either know multiple people who will remind you of characters in the show, or you ARE one of the characters in this show

Shirobako: boy, making anime sure is stressful and hard!

[raven-at-the-writing-desk]

Show Stopping.

This is the concluding story to the corresponding blog event, It’s Raining Crows and Dogs! I took inspo from Cruella (2021) while writing this piece.

Please note, I was not able to respond to all interaction requests, as many were sent after the submission period, disregarded rules, or simply did not catch my interest 💦 Apologies!

By My Hand.

Drinks dulled the senses, distracting from the din of the charity ball. Alcohol was forbidden on campus—but the sugar and the carbonation was enough to be ride that high, to loosen from the binds of stiff suits, glittering gowns, and falsified formalities.

The orchestra’s song swayed and sloshed like liquid in her ears. The golden lights refracting off chandelier crystals, kaleidoscopic.

Was it the juice or the tiredness messing with her senses?

Knocking back her glass, Raven let the fizzy, fruity concoction tumble down her throat. Bright citrus washed away her worries, the bubbles tickling her nose as it went down. She set the glass, now empty, down and called out to the anxious mob student manning the bar.

“Another, please.”

“… D-Don’t you think you’ve had enough, Raven-san?” Octa A asked. “That’s your seventh drink.”

She stared at him with blank, lifeless eyes.

Octa A immediately set to preparing the eighth. Club soda, fruit syrup, crushed mint leaves, and cubed ice.

“Long night?” he wondered out loud, attempting at conversation.

“Yes.” Raven groaned, nursing her aching head with one hand. “I was up for all of yesterday assisting Crewel-sensei with the final touches on his ensemble for this evening. Didn’t get a lick of sleep.”

“Oh. I-I’m sorry to hear that…” Octa A muttered. He topped off the fresh drink with a twisted lime wedge and then slid it to her. “Did your efforts at least pay off?”

She accepted the beverage with a tired yet grateful smile. “I have no clue. He has yet to arrive.”

Even though he demanded that I be here to witness ‘the fruits of my labor’…

“I’m sure he’ll show up soon.”

Raven cast a glance at her phone. 11:59 pm. Late—far too late.

“I highly doubt—”

BAM!!

The instant the clock struck midnight, the doors to the venue swung open, as if on cue. In strutted two Dalmatians, each fitted in a diamond encrusted collar. Trailing them was a figure in a white cloak with a long train, hood pulled over their face.

Heads turned. Onlookers gasped.

“Who is that?”

Raven stilled.

They produced a wand from a billowing sleeve and waved it in an arc. There was a dog collar looped around the end of the wand, a square magical gem on it.

Fire sprouted at the end of the mysterious guest’s train. It formed a coil, snaking up their body and engulfing the white. The exterior fell away into crumbling ashes and cinders, revealing what was underneath: a handsome face in a black and white eye mask, his suit a sinisterly shimmering crimson.

Divus Crewel, fashionably late.

Raven exchanged looks with Octa A.

The venue bursted into sound like a balloon popped. People rushed at him, flocking like birds, swarming like bees.

“Sir! What a grand entrance! How did you do it?”

“What a show stopping performance.”

“I thought my heart was about to beat out of my chest!!”

“Where did you get this outfit? I would like to own one for myself. Oh, you must pass me along the name of the brand.”

Crewel, right at home among his throng of admirers, chuckled. “I appreciate the compliments, but I’m afraid you won’t be able to find a replica of this look in any store or boutique. This ensemble is an original designed by yours truly.”

“Oh my!” A woman clutched at the string of pearls around her neck. “Would you be willing to do an original for me then?”

“Now, now! I had every intention of asking him first!” a mustachioed man protested.

“Unfortunately, I’ll have to turn down those requests,” Crewel interjected smoothly. “I am presently focused on my role as an educator. Your presence here at this event helps Night Raven College and its efforts to better the future and the local community.”

A murmur of agreement passed through the crowd.

“And another thing,” he continued, “I’m afraid I cannot take all the credit for my outfit. I may be responsible for the design, but the color of the dye was made in collaboration with a student.” Crewel searched the room and found Raven, letting his gaze linger on hers. She felt her mouth drying up. “This is the direction of the future.”

He flashed a dazzling smile. His handsomeness, a cutlass slashing through their defenses. Raven felt the entire room melt in response to Crewel.

“If you wish to support us and Night Raven College’s endeavors, we you may donate tonight. All proceeds will be going to an animal shelter on Sage’s Island.”

Several voices cried out simultaneously.

“I-I’ll donate! Of course I will!”

“Honey, we’ve got to support this cause.”

“You heard the man.”

“Night Raven College is such an exemplary learning institution!”

“Wow, Crewel-sensei strolled in and commanded the entire event,” Octa A mused. “Raven-san, the work you were doing yesterday… now it’s being seen by all of these people.”

“Well,” she said warily, absentmindedly swirling her half empty glass, “as long as he’s happy and NRC gets that money, I guess it’s fine.”

“That shade of red is nice,” Octa A commented. He was already assembling the ninth drink. “It suits Crewel-sensei very well.”

“I should hope so!” she huffed. “It took a lot of workshopping and several samples to find a shade that pleased him.“

“What did you name this one? Since you tend to label your homemade inks.”

“Ah, I call this one…”

Cruel Devil.

[sijssjsbssjsnsnnskbskwns]

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Petro 🩵

Movie Overview/Summary (The Legend of Ochi 2025)

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Petro X Opaque Witch!Reader (Y/n aka The Opaque Witch aka the scarlet witch but with opaque/turquoise colored not crimson red)

Petro X Amber Witch!Reader (Y/n aka The Amber Witch aka the scarlet witch but with amber orange colored powers not crimson red)

Petro X Meteorokinesis!Reader (Weather manipulation)

Petro X Hydrokinesis!Reader (Water Manipulation)

Petro X Electrokinesis!Reader (Electricity/Lightning Manipulation)

Petro X Cryokinesis!Reader (Ice manipulation)

Petro X Pyrokinesis (Fire Manipulation)

Petro X Chorokinesis!Reader (Plant Manipulation)

Petro X Geokinesis!Reader (Earth Manipulation)

Petro X Omnikinesis!Reader (Reality Manipulation)

Petro X Aerokinesis!Reader (Air/Wind manipulation)

Petro X Photokinesis!Reader (Light Manipulation)

Petro X Tempestakinesis!Reader (Storm manipulation)

Petro X Goth!Reader (advice/suggestion: Long black stilettos nails)

Petro X Blind!Reader (Y/n Beifong aka Toph Beifong from the series The Last Airbender anime)

Petro X Mute!Reader

Petro X Female!Caesar!Reader (Y/n aka Caesar from the Rise of the planet of the Apes 2011 movie and Dawn of the planet of the apes, female version)

Petro X Punk!Reader

Petro X Deaf!Reader

Petro X Feral!Werewolf!Reader

Petro X Feral!Vampire!Reader

Petro X Teenage!Female!Ochi!Reader

Petro X Bisexual!Reader

Petro X Stoic/Emotionless!Reader

Petro X Russian!Reader

Petro X British!Reader

Petro X Australian!Reader

Petro X Catwoman (Y/n Phillips aka Patience Phillips aka Catwoman from the movie Catwoman 2004)

Petro X Doja Cat!Reader (Y/n Ratna Zandile Dlamini aka Doja Cat)

Petro X Billie Eilish!Reader (Y/n Eilish aka Billie Eilish)

Petro X Lady Gaga!Reader (Y/n Joanne Angelina Germanotta aka Lady Gaga, Singer-songwriter and actress)

Petro X Sabrina Carpenter!Reader (Y/n Carpenter aka Sabrina Carpenter, Singer-songwriter and actress)

Petro X Female!Ink Bendy!Reader (Y/n aka Ink Bendy from bendy and the dark revival)

Petro X Famous!Singer!Reader

Petro X Wonder Woman!Reader (Y/n aka Diana aka Wonder Woman)

Petro X Female!Ghostrider!Reader (Y/n Blaze aka Ghostrider from the movie Ghostrider: Spirit of vengeance)

Petro X Airbender!Reader (Y/n aka Aang from the live action The Last Airbender)

Petro X Female!Radio Demon!Reader (Y/n aka Radio Demon aka Alastor from Hazbin Hotel)

Petro X Male!Reader

Petro X Vampire!Sammy!Reader (Y/n aka Sammy aka Vampire!Sammy from the horror movie Abigail 2024)

Petro X Female!Art the Clown!Reader (Y/n the clown Aka Art the Clown from the horror Terrifier 1, 2, and 3 movies)

Petro X Psychopathic!Crazy!Reader

Petro X Transgender!Reader

Petro X Yandere!Reader

Petro X Transfemale!Reader

Petro X Femboy!Reader

Petro X Transmale!Reader

Petro X Depressed!Reader

Petro X Feral!Half-Ochi!Female!Reader

Petro X Female!Anubis!Reader

Petro X Female!Angel!Goddess!Reader

Petro X Tall!Dark Angel!Goddess!Reader

Petro X Egyptian!Reader

Petro X Ashnikko!Reader

Petro X Female!Ghostface!Reader

Petro X Female!Ink Bendy!Reader (Ink bendy from bendy and the dark revival)

Petro X Twisted Alice!Reader (Twisted Alice from bendy and the dark revival)

Petro X Ochi!Vampire!Reader

Petro X Half-vampire!Half-Werewolf!Reader

Petro X Pregnant!Reader (Nontuplets which is 9 babies, octuplets which is 8 babies, Triplets is 3 babies, twins is two babies, your choice)

Petro X Pregnant!Ochi!Reader (same as the one above this one, your choice)

…Songs that I think match the vibe of The Legend of Ochi (2025)

[twisting-echo]

My Top 25 Crossover Couples (Pt 2)

(Please click on picture for better quality)

It's finally finished! I've had this sitting in my PicsArt drafts for over four months, and that's why some of the other pictures are blurry because it's been rendered so many times, but there had to be changes made based on my mood!

Top 25 Crossover Couples (Blank) by Daniarts19 on DA.

(This will also be the last time that I'll use this template by Daniarts19 due to her disrespecting my DNI and breaking her promise about not saying mean/rude things to me.)

Loona (Helluva Boss) x Izuku (MHA) (Dekoona/MoonRabbit): My friend @amethystoceandespiser got me to ship them. I'm invested in their chemistry and emotional connection.

Sunita (ROTTMNT) x Tucker (Danny Phantom): My friend @amethystoceandespiser brought this ship to my attention and I love it!

Octavia (Helluva Boss) x Danny (DP) (Spectral Owl): This is the ship that started the friendship between me and @amethystoceandespiser and I love it! Their emotional connection and chemistry has my heart.

Jazz (Danny Phantom) x Raph (ROTTMNT) (Tough Cookie & Smart Cookie): This ship came to me after my friend and I made our Scott Pilgrim AU. They're both older siblings who just want the best for their younger siblings. They understand each other's pain.

Mayor Lionheart (Zootopia) x Anna (Frozen): My reasons for shipping Anna and Mayor Lionheart are explained in this post here.

Sparky (Atomic Betty) x Amethyst (Trollz) This ship came to me as a kid.

Buttercup (PPG) x Nergal Jr (TGAOB&M) I love Tomboy x Nerd dynamics, but it's even more interesting considering that Buttercup fights monsters for a living and Nergal Jr. is a monster-demon-demigod-nerd-boy, lol.

Lobster Claws (SVTFOE) x Bubbles (PPG) (BubbleClaws) This crackship is based on a joke between me and my sister @small-tragedies

Goo (FHFIF) x Blossom (PPG) (GooBloss/PinkGoo) This ship came to me when I was a kid, and I thought that they were cute together.

Alice (AMA/AMR) x P/Pinocchio (LOP) (Palice) I have to thank my friend, @frie-ice for getting me to ship them.

Violet (The Incredibles) x Varian (TTS/RTA) (Virian) I have to thank @virianhaven for getting me to ship them.

Lola Bunny (TLTS) x Minnie Mouse (Minola) I have @dawn64 to thank for getting me to ship them so hard.

Lucifer Morningstar x Poppy (DuckPop/PopStar/ApplePop) I have @hah-studios to thank for getting me to ship them. Watch this video here.

Rapunzel (Tangled) x Fred (BH6) (Fredpunzel/Rapzilla/Sunzilla) I have to thank @rapunzelcrossoverqueen for getting me to ship them.

Minerva Mink x Marvin Martian (Minervin/MartianMink) I have to thank @dawn64 for getting me to ship them.

Panini (Chowder) x Lincoln/Warren (Loud House): I had an idea based on the "White Hare" episode, where Lincoln has a dream about being a rabbit named Warren with 15 extra sisters but instead has an Alice in Wonderland-type adventure being transported to Marzipan City, and you can probably guess the rest.

Ami (Sailor Moon) x Sonic (Sonic X) (SonAmi, I guess, lol): Being a die-hard SonElise shipper, it's easy to assume that Sonic has a type~

Daisy Duck x Cruella (Cruaisy): I started shipping them years ago when I watched this Disney short called Electric Holiday. I've made a couple AUs where Daisy works for Cruella in the fashion industry, and they become close friends and lovers in a May-December relationship. 

Tom (Tom & Jerry) x Bright Eyes (Pound Puppies Season 1): I like to headcanon that Tom and Bright Eyes are childhood friends to lovers. I explain it more in this post here.

Frank Wolff (Jungle Cruise) x Jack Sparrow (TPOTC) (SparrowWolf/WolfSparrow): I don't really ship characters from live-action movies and shows, but Disney Mirrorverse got me to ship these two goofballs.

Cinderella x Gojo (JJK) (Gojoella): Don't get me wrong. I love Sukuella, but I solely blame @peachudumplings for giving me Fairy-God-Gojo, and thus I ship Cinderella and Gojo too, lol.

Stitch (Lilo and Stitch) x Tinker Bell (Peter Pan): My reasons for crackshipping Stitch and Tinker Bell are explained in this post here.

Alice x Peter Pan (PanAlice): I've always shipped Peter Pan and Alice, but because of their Disney Mirrorverse counterparts, I shipped them harder.

Yuji Itadori (JJK) x Yuliy Jirov (Sirius the Jaeger) (YuYu): They have so much in common! That's all I'll say about these two for now~

Tiana x Nanami (Tianami): I have to thank @peachudumplings for getting me to ship them so hard. They're perfect for each other~

I am cringe and I am free!

Here is a link to my Top 25 Crossover Couples (Pt 1).

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[janusflipped]

I mean look at her. Iconic.

Sometimes I see long hair and I want long hair. Go into full Cruella Deville era.

[yandere-paramour]

A Long Day

It started with three different kinds of peppers, then the adobo and sazon. Of course, Vivien grew red bell peppers, and the cubanelles were a new but very welcome addition, but the ajices dulces were too specialized. He had to make an unscheduled pit stop at the Supermercado after work but it was worth it.

Vivien chopped, marinated, stirred, and seared. The broth had simmered all day in the Instant Pot and the depth of flavor made him shiver with pleasure. All he needed to do was cook the rice, add the peas, and check that the chicken was cooked through, and then everything would be ready when you got home. You would be able to come in and relax, have a nice hot meal, and spend the evening being showered with attention from your doting, attentive boyfriend. Vivien smiled as he tried a piece of chicken; it was tender and juicy and browned, everything it needed to be.

"My love!" Vivien cried as soon as he heard the door open, "I'm in the kitchen, dinner is almost-"

Vivien's voice trailed off when he caught sight of you. You were in tears, shirt covered in blood, looking miserable. His eyes widened, and after a cursory check to ensure the rice wasn't burning, he rushed to you.

"Darling, what happened? Are you okay?" Vivien worriedly ran his hands over your face and chest, looking for a wound, "Do we need to go to the hospital? Where's the insurance card?"

"I don't need the hospital," You say quietly, "I'm fine. I just had a nosebleed on the train and I didn't have any napkins or anything."

"But you're crying," Vivien said softly, his hands cupping your face, gentle thumbs wiping away your tears, "Something else is bothering you, what is it?"

"I don't want to talk about it... isn't the rice burning? I smell smoke."

Afraid that his perfectly planned dinner was ruined, Vivien shot across the room to see about the rice. It was fine, approaching done, but fine, and he quickly shut it off. The lingering heat would finish it. He had something more important to worry about.

Vivien rushed to the bedroom where he noticed you had snuck off to. You were stripping your blood-stained clothes off, ready to chuck them in the wash, but you knew they were probably ruined.

Vivien came up to you and gently took your hand, trying to get your attention, "Tell me what happened... I want to help, you know I hate seeing you upset."

You sigh, "Just some stupid asshole on the train was laughing at me. He had some fast food napkins but I saw him smirk and stuff them in his pockets so he could watch me suffer. A long fucking day and that was just the icing on the cake."

Incandescent rage burned in Vivien's chest, "That... that's terrible! Did you see what he looked like? Someone needs to teach this guy a lesson."

"Some corporate tech bro jerk. You know the type."

Vivien did know the type; they saw him as little more than the dog shit on their unexpectedly expensive loafers. He also knew they were all virtually indistinguishable to the untrained eye, which left little chance of him tracking the asshole down and making him learn a lesson about respect. Vivien grit his teeth, trying to turn his grimace into a smile. If he couldn't get revenge, the least he could do was make his darling partner feel better.

"I'm sorry, love, that's terrible. People like that are the worst. Tell you what," He pulled you slowly into his warm embrace, "I've still got a little bit to do with dinner so why don't you get a nice warm bath, and we can watch something silly while we eat. The SpyxFamily movie is on Crunchyroll now, that sounds good, right?"

You look into your boyfriend's sweet face, the dark roots starting to show underneath his bleached hair giving him a sort of Cruella de Vil look he thought was cool, and feel yourself tearing up again. You knew how angry he was, you could see the rage in his eyes when you talked about your mistreatment, and you didn't miss the way his hands shook. But there was nothing he could do, nothing but do what he was doing now. He was focusing on you, doing his best to quell the raging emotions in him for your sake, and you loved him all the more for it.

"I-I didn't mean to make you upset, if you want to pick the movie you can, I'm sor-" You cut him off with a kiss on the cheek, and he looked confused.

"No, it's okay. I'm okay now. What did you say dinner was again?"

He grinned, kissing your forehead in return, "Asopao de Pollo. It's one of my favorites."

"And sofrito?"

"Of course, my love."

"Sounds great."

[mihiigonscepaternampeccavi]

“Divus Crewel!~”

Scenario: Gn!reader pissed off at divus and sings Cruella de Vil.

Pronouns: you/I

“Professor Crewel hates me, I tell you!” I groan, exasperated, sitting down on my seat with a slump.

“I’m sure that’s not true, he’s just looking out for you!” Deuce reasoned, munching on cookies.

“As if! Headmaster Crowley is already making [ ]’s life a living hell! Professor Crewel’s just making it worse.” Ace snarked, looking up from his phone as he laid, sprawled on the couch.

“Ace, darling! You’ve given me a brilliant idea!” Turning to my piano and smiling at grim funnily.

“You’re not serious, are you?” Grim whined, “oh you know I am!” Giggling I pick Grim up and put him down on the rug.

“Whatcha doin, prefect?” He looked, curious and confused.

“Writing a song my dear Perdita!” giggling you turn to the piano, wondering.

“Perdita?” Deuce was clueless while Ace laughed loudly. “Prefect, you’re kidding!” He bawls, laughing.

“Oh shush, my darling Pongo!” I smiled, “Plus! My dear Perdita is the calmer one.” I grinned and started a tune as Ace’s mouth flew open.

“That’s mean, prefect! Also, what would grim be if we’re the dogs?” Ace grinned as Deuce was still confused.

“He’d be more than fit to be a dozen puppies. He eats much more than one puppy anyway!” Smirking, I continued my tune.

“Mrhah!!! No fair! I need cans of tuna for compensation!”

Smiling, I continued. “Divus Crewel… Divus Crewel! If he doesn’t scare you, no evil thing will…”

“LMAO PREFECT?!” Ace fell on the floor, in tears

“Ace, darling! That isn’t a flattering look!~” shaking I resumed, “to see him is to take a sudden chill… Divus, Divus Crewel! Hah!~” I glanced at Deuce, winking. His face getting hot as Ace kept laughing.

“The curl of his lips, the ice in his stare! All innocent students had better, beware!” You gave in and laughed, unbeknownst to you four, Dire had come with Divus to give you an order.

Their eyes shooting up as they heard you singing.

“He’s like a spider waiting for the ki-ill~” I dragged my fingers through the keys as the door opened without my knowledge. “Look out, for… Divus Crewel!”

I continued singing, not realising Ace had gone quiet and the doors had opened.

“At first you’d think Divus is the devil! Bap bada~ but after time has worn away the shock!!” Giggling I sang even louder.

“You’ve come to realise, you’ve seen his kind of eyes… watching you from underneath the rock!” I guffawed, still irritated with the professor.

“This vampire bat,” I rolled my eyes, as the two staffs’ eyes had bugged out and mouths were wide open. “This inhuman beast, he oughta be locked up and never released!”

“This school was such a wholesome place unti-il~ Divus, Divus Crewel! Haha!” Finally noticing the silence you look at Deuce and Ace.

“Why so quiet, Perdita, Pongo?” I smiled as I noticed their panicked eyes.

“Ahem… Ramshackle Prefect.”

“…kill me?”

[lostoneshq]

TASK #2: ACABOU A MAMATA!

primeira task obrigatória!

Foi o Feiticeiro quem deu a notícia durante a aula no dia anterior. O Conselho das Histórias havia se reunido mesmo na falta de alguns dos seus ilustres membros e entrado em consenso sobre algo: com a (suposta) permanência dos perdidos no Mundo das Histórias, a sua integração àquela sociedade com suas leis e costumes se fazia obrigatória. Sendo assim, deveriam ser tratados não só como moradores do Reino dos Pedidos, mas integrantes do Mundo das Histórias como um todo. “Queremos que voltem para suas casas, claro… Não pensem que o nosso trabalho acabou. A ausência prolongada da Academia é sinal de que trabalham avidamente para encontrarmos uma solução. Ainda assim, o futuro é incerto — e há algum tempo vocês estão sendo tratados como estranhos. Isso não é justo. Esse reino foi feito para vocês tanto quanto para os outros que nele habitam.” Foram as palavras do Feiticeiro, que com toda a certeza havia se tornado o membro da Academia mais próximo dos perdidos. “Concordamos, então, que o primeiro passo para que vocês sejam plenamente integrados ao Mundo das Histórias, entendendo os nossos costumes na prática enquanto também os estudam dentro dessa sala, seria a aquisição de empregos.”

Ele explicou que a convivência com aqueles que já habitavam o Mundo das Histórias antes de suas chegadas seria melhorada se pudessem passar mais tempo juntos, cooperando no funcionamento do reino. Seria uma maneira de exercitar a harmonia para os dois lados daquela moeda. Feiticeiro também deixou claro que os perdidos não teriam que trabalhar para encontrarem moradia ou alimento — o C.C.C ainda seria a sua casa e disporia de refeições e quartos como sempre o fez.

Mas todo o resto… Mesmo Cruella decidira que estava na hora dos perdidos valorizarem as suas criações e pagarem por elas. Sem mais closet mágico, então…

Nem todos ficaram felizes com isso — ou devo dizer que ninguém ficou? — mas não havia o que ser feito. Feiticeiro terminou a aula os instruindo a procurarem por trabalhos no Mundo das Histórias, dando dicas e escrevendo uma carta de recomendação para cada um de seus alunos. Eles parariam de receber os fundos da Academia dentro de uma semana. Esse seria o prazo para buscarem por trabalhos. Não deveria ser difícil, todos os donos de estabelecimentos do Mundo das Histórias estariam esperando ansiosamente por suas aplicações.

É… Acabou a mamata.

ETAPA 1.

Essa etapa é obrigatória para personagens perdidos (com exceção de @rcderick, que já está empregado no universo, mas a player poderá participar da 2ª etapa ajudando a enviar perguntas em anônimo caso queira) e semi obrigatória para personagens canon (depende se tem estabelecimento pra contratar ou não!).

PERDIDOS: usando a tag #lostoneslinkedin vocês postarão os perfis dos seus personagens através de um pequeno formulário. Vocês terão desde hoje até Segunda, 29/07, às 23h59 para publicarem os seus perfis. Não precisam de edit nem nada. Apenas preencham o formulário e postem na tag. IC, os personagens de vocês completaram o mesmo formulário em seus Scrolls, e esse formulário foi enviado para todos os canons analisarem os seus perfis. Abaixo, segue o formulário:

Nome:

Idade:

Como gostaria de ser tratado:

Área de atuação no outro mundo: com o que trabalhava no outro mundo.

Habilidades extras:

Adaptação com a magia, até então, em uma escala de 0 a 10:

Pretensão salarial: de $ a $$$

CANONS: usando a tag #lostoneslinkedin, vocês postarão os estabelecimentos que estarão aceitando funcionários, mesmo aqueles que não se encontram ainda na página de lugares (já que a mod de vocês está sem computador). É um passo simples e o prazo será o mesmo dos perdidos. Apenas postem o estabelecimento no seguinte formato:

Nome do estabelecimento:

Vagas: (tipo de vagas para funcionários que ele precisaria)

Salário: de $ a $$$ (sendo $ um estabelecimento que pagará pouco e $$$ um que pagará mais. Sejam honestos com o que os personagens de vocês pagariam para os perdidos, e não coloquem apenas $$$ por pena).

Descrição do estabelecimento caso ele não esteja na página de lugares:

Também podem oferecer serviços como guarda pessoal, assistente, etc, de algum personagem. Nesses casos, preencham o formulário da seguinte maneira:

NOME DO PERSONAGEM procura um/a VAGA. O salário médio seria $—$$$.

Descrição da vaga, caso queira:

Exemplo: FADA MADRINHA procura uma ASSISTENTE DE DESEJOS. Salário médio: $$.

A central também disponibilizará lugares (antigos e novos!), com donos NPCs, através do blog do @jornalmagico. Então caso poucos personagens canon participem dessa etapa, não se preocupem porque eu vou dar um jeito de compensar com estabelecimentos e necessidades da central, mas POR FAVOR, players de personagens canons, não me deixem na mão!

Perdidos podem dar like nos estabelecimentos que mais lhe interessarem também, para chamarem atenção de seus proprietários para os seus perfis!

ETAPA 2.

Essa etapa inicia a partir da meia noite de segunda para terça feira. Os personagens perdidos deverão LIBERAR O ANÔNIMO EM SEUS BLOGS para receberem asks diversas como se estivessem sendo entrevistados para um emprego. Vocês terão até sábado (03/08), 23h59, para responderem às asks. O ideal é que respondam de maneira simples, sem gifs, sem descrições, apenas a resposta nua e crua. Eu enviarei muitas das asks, mas é crucial a participação dos players de personagens canon enviando asks logadas para os perfis de perdidos que lhe interessaram na tag #lostoneslinkedin (vocês podem dar like nos perfis para se lembrarem deles). Perguntem tudo! Façam uma entrevista mesmo, perguntem coisas sérias ou zoadas…

As asks deverão ser publicadas com a tag #lostonesinterview

ETAPA 3.

Entre Domingo (04/08) e Terça feira (06/08), personagens canon deverão procurar o blog do @jornalmagico e enviar no chat os nomes dos perdidos que gostariam de contratar para os seus estabelecimentos. Isso não significa que eles serão contratados por você, mas é necessário expressar o seu interesse nos perfis que você pensa que interessariam o seu personagem após as entrevistas.

ETAPA 4.

Na semana que vem, a grande revelação das contratações virá também através do blog do jornal. É provável que alguns personagens consigam empregos muito fora de suas áreas — por achar divertido que os acasos aconteçam, eu vou fazer sorteios também e deixar algumas contratações à deriva da sorte. Como dito acima, Fulano pode querer contratar Ciclano, mas talvez a Fada Madrinha ou a Cruella também queiram… A lista será revelada no jornal e os perdidos começam a trabalhar no dia seguinte à sua divulgação.

OOC.

Espero que tenham gostado da task! Não se preocupem porque todas as etapas serão lembradas e relembradas, explicadas e re-explicadas por mim. Vale lembrar que é uma task OBRIGATÓRIA para os perdidos. Perdidos em hiatus ou em novas aplicações após a task terão a chance de fazê-la depois, mas aqueles que deixarem a task passar estarão impedidos de fazerem a task mais tarde, e ficarão desempregados até segunda ordem. Participem! Os prazos são curtos justamente para dar um gás em vocês. 🔥

Além de Roderick, Meena Sutton @ofbadhumor também está isenta da task por ter sido contratada como guarda da Rainha Branca.

[thehumanwiki]

once upon a time as a show is so fucking funny when you actually look at it in chronological order

Like, ✨shit that’s gone down in OUaT✨ includes—

-elsa from frozen’s aunt pulled a Sam Reich by being here The Whole Time. literally. just went through a door and set up an ice cream shop and just sat there for three whole seasons. the whole town vanished and reappeared and she just was sitting there. in her ice cream shop.

-snow white and prince charming kidnapped maleficent’s daughter and threw her into another dimension.

-the wicked witch of the west died but came back and impersonated robin hood’s dead wife marian and pretended to die as her but not actually and then had his baby.

-cruella de vil was a murderer in the Fantasy Roaring Twenties but then went to a different medieval universe. no she did not change her wardrobe. yea she did have an affair with a historian with godlike power.

-merlin trained mickey mouse in magic.

-there are two ursulas actually an ancient sea goddess and a janitor in manhatten.

-cinderella was in season one, irrelevant until season six, but then replaced by a Different Cinderella for the last one.

-the count of monte cristo is there. that’s all i can say about him a lot happened and he died very quickly.

-zeus isn’t a fuckboy.

-wendy, john, and micheal darling were friends with rumplestiltskin, the lord of darkness’s, son. peter pan’s shadow kidnapped him and captain hook became his dad for a while.

-aladdin was the chosen one for a while but went “no thank you” and then the genie. there was no genie for a while because he’s the magic mirror now.

-princess aurora is a flying monkey from the wizard of oz.

-jiminy cricket’s abusive parents turned geppetto’s parents into puppets.

-mother gothel committed genocide on all of humanity in our world and that’s why magic isn’t real.

-belle accidentally cut gaston’s dick off because he was a rose for a while.

What The Fuck Is This Show Y’all

[thecomet-and-themeteor]

I've been working on a Descendants OC recently and while working on a small bit of a fic that's never gonna be posted, one of the characters talks to their parent about the same thing before it goes to the next character

And my obsession with making all of my characters related to ice somehow is seriously screwing me over because the whiplash of Classic Disney Villains In Order: Gaston, The Evil Queen, Cruella De Vil, Ursula, Jafar, The Snow Queen, Maleficent, Hades, Captain Hook-

Like, it doesn't fit. It absolutely does not fit. But I'm doing it anyway just because I can.