#ic ➼ joker

[mccnstricken]

“ Don't lie to me. ” - Mike to Joker

4-Word Sentence Prompts

"Lie to you?"

Play the innocent, play the unsuspecting. In every instance where his own face is used against him, Joker finds himself relying on it in moments like this to save his skin. His brows knit further upwards, eyes staring wide— in such a way that makes him disgusted with himself. A grown man using tears as a weapon? That's just pathetic. But it's exactly what he needs to be right now: pathetic.

Just moments ago, Joker had been sitting alone in the dining hall. It makes him wonder if it was a chance meeting or if he had been followed, but he has no time to think further about it. What he needs to focus on is the current situation at hand: a confrontation that he had never truly been prepared to have. An encounter that had been waiting to happen, brewing silently with every second the two men co-exist within the walls of the manor. 

He blinks, to fake the look of trying to bat away any tears. "I know we never got along in the past, Mike, but... what makes you think I would lie to you?" He stays seated in his chair, looking up at the acrobat. It helps his illusion, it makes him small. 

Mike always liked family. Let's play with that angle. "For all the years we've known each other... you'd approach me like this after all this time? If you have something to say to me, you could at least have it in you to tell it to me straight..."

[ca-3]

something something, maybe Sumi shouldn't have been in P5S 😔💔 /hj

Collection of Sapporo based comics that spawned goofy doodles too... because people's twt comments make me laugh

[toytle]

hello dc community, i finally have merch ideas i can offer 🤲

littlest pet superheroes,,,

[nelkcats]

The Cat Statue

In the center of Gotham stood a cat statue, its eyes were emeralds and glowed toxic green. It always seemed to be looking at you.

No one in the city dared to do anything against the statue. There were rumors that the last time people tried to demolish it, all the construction equipment was damaged, and the workers were sick for weeks. There were people who tried to steal it eyes, but their skin burned without explanation after touching it.

Unlike most inhabitants in Gotham, Selina was not afraid of the statue. She adored it. She asked it questions from time to time, and though no one believed her, the statue always answered; a whisper in her ears, snowflakes in summer, the touch of a hand on her shoulder.

Selina knew the statue wasn't normal, she'd known it since she was a child. But instead of fearing it, it made her feel safe. That's why she used to keep the bats and other rogues out of the place, it was her place, no one else's.

Danny was trapped in the Infinite Realms so he'd been looking for ways to entertain himself. One of them: Statues. Statues hidden in every dimension, statues that brought comfort to those who leaned on them. Though the connection was tenuous, Danny could interfere with their lives if they asked.

Selina had become one of his favorite persons. It was for that reason that when he saw her injured and she asked him for shelter, a great dome of ice formed around her, the statue's eyes glowing brighter than ever.

The Joker backed up a few steps, frowning as he noticed the dome, he had chased Catwoman to the spot and thought he had her cornered. He was about to make another move when spikes of ice began to form on the dome as a warning. Honestly, Danny wouldn't mind killing the clown.

For his part, Batman watched the scene from the roof. An indescribable look on his face.

[gasstationpopcorn]

i'm still laughing at the DIFFERENCE in vibes i can't

[tanglepelt]

Dc x dp idea 85

Danny keeps freezing things. That on its own. Not a big deal. When it takes ectoplasm to melt, naturally or by an ghost attack it becomes one.

He could also just will it away. To bad he doesn’t know that. In Amity it just goes away on its own. How could he know that doesn’t happen everywhere?

Now his parents have dragged him on a cross country tour of all the ghost haunts and attractions.

If only the other vigilantes rouges would stop attacking around them. He keeps having to freeze their feet to the ground. He would not let another joker incident happen.

Rogues are not ghosts.

The other rouges need to be protected from his parents.

[sollattes]

"So why did you decide to take psychology?"

To fix them duh 🙄🙄🙄 I can fix them fr fr

[stealthywing]

[whosyourfavevoicedby-polls]

[battyforpumpkins]

[jasontoddenthusiastt]

Batman: Death in the Family (2020)

Happy Birthday Jason!

It’s hard to put to words how important you are to so many of us. Your 40 years of existence in the dcu may have been arduous and unforgiving, but everything you stand for will always resonate with fans who know and appreciate you.

[mccnstricken]

starter for @oletuslured (for lily!)

"Hey, you dropped this."

Sullen as usual, Joker stands quietly at the door to the cheerleader's room-- cheer pom in hand. He glances down at it, awkwardly, before moving his hand away to try and shake some of the dirt off of it (and away from the open entrance of the room). For someone so sad-looking all the time, it's almost amusing to see him just shake about the pom-pom with no change in expression.

"I saw it on my way out of last match, and... can't belong to anyone else." He explains himself before offering the pom again, "Figured you might have wanted it back. It doesn't really suit my face at all, anyway."

"Consider this a better introduction, anyway."

[youresupervalid]

Do you think villains trademark their names?

Like what’s the joker doing if he runs into a smaller villain also named the joker who’s whole thing is telling very mean jokes or something?

What is scarecrow gonna do when he meets a smaller villain named scarecrow who literally goes around stealing people’s hay and terrorising the local crows?

[mint-ty]

It's still so funny (and cursed) how they got drunk and:

Bojan spiraled after seeing Tavastia pics, professed his love to Jere and Alessandra on the boob picture, and then proceeded to search out the gayest comments on Twitter to repost them on ig (supposedly so Jere sees it?)

Nace started googling jance fanart and returned to like @luluxa's marriage one (which I'm convinced he saw the first time when it was posted but now being drunk he decided he needs to like it)

And Jan just waffled about logical paradoxes, probably while giggling uncontrolably, curled next to Nace

[nelkcats]

Lover Fight (Or Not)

Danny didn't know why he was in Gotham. Honestly, Clockwork just pointed him the way to see something "interesting" that would help him to "calm down", so he had no further clues as to what was going to happen next.

He continued to fly over the city without a care, until he saw one of his biggest nightmares walking. A fucking clown. The halfa scrunched up his face before realizing that the clown had a weapon? What the fuck Clockwork? Incredulous, Danny continued to follow the clown.

A man in a red helmet and a woman with a large hammer seemed to be waiting for him in the middle of the street. The halfa raised an eyebrow doubtfully, before he could wonder what was happening, the woman tried to smash the clown with the hammer saying that her "darling" had betrayed her. Maybe it was a lovers' quarrel?

Still curious, Danny approached the man in the red helmet and after becoming visible he asked him if he was dating the clown too. The man had an extreme reaction and yelled something similar to "What the fuck? He killed me!"

That didn't answer Danny's question, of course, both his parents and most of his ex's had wanted to kill him. But maybe his scale was just broken. He asked the boy in the red helmet if he needed help.

Jason, still confused by the situation, agreed. A few seconds later (after Harley managed to hit him with her hammer, apparently) the Joker had turned into a block of ice. Jason stared in disbelief at the boy next to him, who had a mischievous smile on his face.

Danny really hated clowns.

[hotcat37]

Since Yuri on Ice movie had been cancelled could you make an ice skater!Jance moodboard?

Coach! Nace x Skater! Jan (also it sucks that the movie got canceled anon 😢)