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itrocloud · 3 years ago
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Tankman With A (Pre)Diabetic S/O
[ DISCLAIMER NOTE ;
this was originally planned to help me cope with my pre-diabetes, but i’m hoping this touches someone else. i’m currently in the FNF fandom so expect a ton of fnf content from me.
the basic overview is, reader is upset because they’ve learned they have pre-diabetes. im very thin and have it, so i originally wrote it with that intent, but the reader can be any size, and they’re struggling with their new diet and careless people, so captain helps. enjoy! theres one mention of my ethnicity, if it doesn’t apply to you, ignore it! i’m sorry but i also hope whoever may be reading enjoys this! ]
When John learns that his s/o is pre-diabetic, full parental figure comes on. He has an instant instinct to shape up his s/o and make them healthy.
John isn’t very familiar when it comes to diabetes, since him and his men mostly eat meat and vegetables, being in war and all— However he is mostly aware of what they can and cannot eat, but just for good measure, he does his research, and asks Steve, because Steve somehow seems to know everything…
His s/o also ran into the issue of, people still giving them carbs because ‘pre-diabetes’ isn’t seen as bad as actual diabetes. They always feel pressured to eat the food since those people went out of their way to get it for them, so they consume what they can before nearly throwing it up later since to many carbs make them sick.
His s/o expresses to him how upset they are since carbs was their whole life, due to their ethnicity. This saddens him to hear, and although he isn’t the best cook, he tries to make you dishes that are good for you and that you’ll also enjoy.
John feeds you healthy or low carb snacks, such as fruit or granola bars, or cheese sticks because those are yum! He lets you have a cup of coffee every morning with artificial sweetener since coffee is safer that way.
But, diabetes also means new cooking experience! You’ve kept yourself occupied in the kitchen all the time coming up with low carb desserts and meals to eat, so it’s almost like eating the real thing!
And of course, he doesn’t completely take away carbs from you, he feeds you bread and pasta every now and then, sometimes together if you’ve been doing very excellent recently.
John tries to reassure his s/o that pre-diabetes is reversible, so after a while of strict dieting, they can return to how they normally eat, but still maintain their moderation.
Once your blood sugar falls and is back in perfect health, John celebrates with you by letting you eat red velvet cupcakes instead of a red velvet cake, and its way cuter because you can feed each other cupcakes and watch icing get smeared on each others lips.
New jokes. Will say shit like “what if my cum gave you insulin” or “what if my dick had carbs”.
[ END NOTE ;
SORRY FOR THE LAST PART MY BOYFRIEND SAYS THAT STUFF TO ME ALL THE TIME???
im gonna be honest this looked WAYY longer in my notes :| i hope it was still enjoyable though! thank you for reading! my account will hopefully be back up and running soon after being gone for a whole year i think— ]
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