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someone-called-efg · 7 years ago

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God/Mortal Swap Mianite AU- A Goddess and Her Pets

A/N: this continues off the last thing I posted for the AU. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Ianita woke up in a new and strange location (aka the inn Andor had stoped at, but Ianita was asleep, so how would she know where she was) and looked around, noticing Andor was fast asleep on a bed near hers. The lamp that lit up the room wasn’t too bright, but it was enough to see a note of sorts. Ianita picked up the note and began to read quietly to herself.

‘Ianita, we stoped here to rest. Snacks are in my bag if you want any. There is a toilet if you need the potty. Wake me if you need me. -Andor’

She was a bit hungry, but she also needed the potty really bad… ok emergancy bad. She hopped off the bed and ran around to find the toilet (she found it quickly since the inn room isn’t too big) and ran in to use the potty. She ran into a bit of an issue when it came to washing her hands, she’s too small to reach. As a sultion, she climbed on the toilet and onto the surface the sink was on to wash her hands. She was so proud of herself for thinging outside the box and staying clean, that after she finished washing up, she gave herself a wet pat on the back, giggling, she climbed back down.

Andors bag had alot of snacks, and by alot, there was a whole box of granola bars, some apples and water bottles. However, the package that was going to Lady Sonja caught Ianitas interest like nothing else. It was a brown box with skinny rope tied around it in a present fashion, with a badly drawn house with an even more badly drawn cat on it. With her super smart thinkings, she decided it was a cat house for Ladys’ cats. Yes, that must be it. But how’s it so small? Why is it so small? Was it for a kitten? … And now Ianita was imagineing all diffrent kinds of kittens whilst eating a granola bar.

Could the kitty be orange? Black? White? Brown? Poke-a-doted? Striped? RAINBOW? All of the possibilities came to her mind as it raced in hopefull fiction.

It wasn’t long before Andor woke up, (it was actually roughly an hour, but Ianita was too caught up in her imagination) and he had gone about a similar morning routine Ianita had done earlier it seemed.

“'nita?” Andor started, getting bro-robes back on.

“Hm?” Ianita responded as she was drank from a water bottle.

“Are you ready to go?” Andor asked, bringing his bag up and over his head, regretting putting on the bro-robes first, he must still be sleepy. Ianita jumped up from her spot and onto one of beds, she climbed onto it and jumped into Andors open arms. “Let’s go then.” Andor declared, Ianita giggled, and Andor had to laugh a little, her giggles were contagious.

The walk felt like it were taking forever after they checked out of the inn and left the village. To Ianita, it felt like ’ a very very really long time’.

“How much longerrrrr?” Ianita asked impatiently, already itching to see Lady Sonja and her zoo of animals.

“Here.” Andor began, as he pulled out an old watch (and we’re talking OLD, as in, the watch that uses the suns shadow old) “When the sun is everywhere but here-” he pointed to where roughly 5pm would be “-then we should be there. If not, then I’ll get you a gift.” Ianita perked up at the mention of a gift.

“Wha’ kinda gift?” She asked with a raised eyebrow, even though she knew gifts are supposed to be a surprise, she couldn’t help but ask.

“ A special gift.” Andor smiled knowingly. Ianita pouted, she has a love/hate thing for waiting, because she knows the wait will be worth it, but it’s the waiting she dislikes. Now she was silently wishing Andor hadn’t brought up a gift.

Lady Sonjas palace was… AMAZING! The windows were all open and all sorts of shapes and sizes of holes were in the walls. (to Ianitas luck, the shadow wasn’t there because the sun had set) All sorts of animals (most of which Ianita never saw before) were walking in and out like they live there. Some as small as a mouse, others as big as giants. None of them seemed mean, it’s just that Ianita was… very slightly intimidated by the bigger ani- OK SHE WAS SCARED FOR HER LIFE

When they got inside, they walked to the far back of the building, where Lady Sonja was talking with Lord Syndicate. Lady Sonja wore one of her best sunday dresses, with a white jacket over the orange clothing, the dresses bottom had a similar white and her shoes were white with orange laces, her orange and white fox tail swung lightly and her fox ears seemed focused. Lord Syndicate was in his best tux, and with his minions taring most of his cloths to shredded fabric, his suite was very patchy, but he made it work, but with his half bitten off ear and tired look, it’s obvious something happened where he got into a fight of sorts. He must be talking about the fight with Lady Sonja, and with how enthusiastic he seemed as he spoke, and the laughable over exaggerations and wild physical show. It must be quite the story.

“LADY SONJA!!” Ianita screamed once she saw her, too excited to handel herself. Andor would’ve gone def it she were any louder. Ianita didn’t seem to notice though, she tore herself away from Andor and ran up to the Goddess. Luckily, Sonja herd Ianita and had just enough time to turn and pick up the 6 year old.

“Look Tom, I found a little 'nita in my home!” Sonja joked, planting a small kiss on the childs forehead.

“How’d she-” Syndicate began, turning to see Andor. (well, he saw the robes, but who else has purple robes that enchanted with partially Toms help) “Andor.” Tom greeted as if greeting an old friend. “What brings you over to this dump?” Sonja swiped her tail to hit Toms leg and make him stumble for that one. “WHOA HEY! WHA’S THA’ FOR!”

“Don’t be rude to my home.” Sonja sassily replied, using her free hand to move her bangs over as she turned to Andor. “Andor, do you have Sparks package?” Sonja asked hopefully.

“Yep” Andor confirmed as he pulled out a box from his bag. Sonja sighed in relief and set Ianita down, She wasn’t on the floor for long.

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A/N: EEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH -EFG

#god/mortal swap mianite au #mianite #story #ehh?

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