#i've put way too much effort into this shitpost of an answer

[randevu-01]

Q: For how many kidneys did you buy your trailer and the TV to go with it?

📻Everything Goes Cold — I've Sold Your Organs On the Black Market To Finance the Purchase of a Used Minivan

A: Three.

A: Everything went well for the first time... But what came next...

A:

"Hey, haven't I seen you before?.."

"You have not"

"Ok then"

A:

"Alright, that's clearly some bullshit"

"Listen, do you need the fucking organs or what?"

[yellowmagicalgirl]

Your askbox being closed explains why I couldn't send this, I just thought my computer was glitching out 😅 6, 12, and 13 maybe?

I am going to answer the questions from the Fandom Ask Game out of order for reasons that will later become apparent.

12. What's the funniest or craziest AU idea you've ever come up with

TOA - My first instinct is to mention the AU's that start out as dreams, like the Cagemates AU or the de Morgan's Law AU, but despite the full title of the Cagemates AU neither of these AU's have much humor. I suppose some of the AU's I've submitted to the shitpost channel of the Cry Corner discord would count, like

AU where the Reckless Club has an end-of-year pool party at the Tarron house, and all eight of them + Aja and Krel get turned into half-trolls when Merlin chucks a black bath bomb in the pool

Other - Well, I do have an AU where the very formatting of the fic changes when a character goes crazy. Otherwise, I'd have to go with the AU I wrote after having a dream after playing a video game (except, once again, it's depressing instead of truly funny), or my crack fics. However, the only crack that wasn't taken seriously I've written isn't explicitly AU (it was a Harry Potter fic I wrote for my German class).

13. What's a character or ship you haven't written/drawn yet but would like to some day?

TOA - Is it cheating to count book!Claire as this? Because she's a very different character from show!Claire, despite me borrowing her last name to use as show!Claire's name in AU's like my de Morgan's Law AU. If that is cheating, the first ship that comes to mind is Mary/Aja. Technically I've written about them before, but only in the background of a Claire/Darci fic. If that still counts as cheating, then I'm changing my answer to the crossover ship of Zoe/Kali Prasad from Stranger Things. It's a ship I keep requesting when I request crossovers in multifandom exchanges, but ToA fans have such a small presence there that no one has written them before.

Other - I'd like to write Thora/Daine from Khyber Shards as romantic one day. I've written them as platonic a ton, but their relationship is one that I'd be happy with either way, and I have a couple plot bunnies that'd work best with them as a romantic couple. Otherwise, I want to write about the rest of the Blades and Banners PC's, not just Orryn.

6. Show us a bit of a WIP!

Well, the main WIP that has been consuming my thoughts lately is one that I need to keep anonymous, so instead we're going to revisit a WIP that I mentioned back in August and then put aside because 1) I had the final semester of my Master's to focus on and 2) the fic is a lime. 😳 IDK how to write anything above an orange on the citrus scale.

The only reason why I'm sharing it with you is because we're both adults. While the snippet I'm sharing is still SFW, I do not want any minors looking below the cut. (This is the reason why I answered these out of order.)

There were so many papers. Just two days ago, cleaning her desk hadn’t felt like an insurmountable task. She had known it would take a while, and she hadn’t had time to fully clean it, but she didn’t feel a creeping dread when she had stared at the pile of papers before.

Slowly, because it took far too much effort to motivate her arms to move any faster, Thora picked up another piece of paper. As she crumpled it into a ball, the door began to open. Thora had just enough time to cast her mark out to realize it was Arlo before he walked in, awkwardly balancing a sandwich and a glass of water. Thora stood, walked around her desk, and sat on the edge of it while he sat in one of the chairs in front of her desk.

On one hand, Thora had barely eaten since lunch yesterday. While she knew that something bland would be easier on her stomach, a part of her wanted something stronger. Coffee, because maybe that would actually motivate her. That, or alcohol to drown her sorrows in, even though she didn’t deserve to wallow, not when everyone depended on her.

On the other hand, she couldn’t actually say she was hungry without lying. But to make her lover happier, she took a small bite of the sandwich before setting it down on top of the folder at the corner of her desk.

P.S. yes it's the same WIP as this one