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Q: For how many kidneys did you buy your trailer and the TV to go with it?
📻Everything Goes Cold — I've Sold Your Organs On the Black Market To Finance the Purchase of a Used Minivan
A: Three.
A: Everything went well for the first time... But what came next...
A:
"Hey, haven't I seen you before?.."
"You have not"
"Ok then"
A:
"Alright, that's clearly some bullshit"
"Listen, do you need the fucking organs or what?"
#dmc reboot#dmc: devil may cry#reboot dante#dmc asssk#so glad that someone shares my headcanon about the source of dante's funds for the trailer#i've put way too much effort into this shitpost of an answer
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