#i've come to make an announcement

[lucettapanchetta]

[UNAUTHORIZED LIVE BROADCAST] - [ANNOUNCEMENT] Five Pebbles to Local Group

[ I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT. ]

[ LOOKS TO THE MOON IS A BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER. ]

[ SHE RUSTED MY ENTIRE ITERATOR STRUCTURE! THAT'S RIGHT, SHE OVERCLOCKED HER PROCESSING UNITS USED THE WRATH OF THE ANCIENTS TO RUST MY ENTIRE SUPERSTRUCTURE. ]

[ ...AND SHE SAID HER SOLUTION TO THE "GREAT PROBLEM" WAS THIS BIG. ]

[ I SAID, THAT'S FUCKING STUPID. ]

[ SO, I AM MAKING A CALLOUT POST TO THE ENTIRE LOCAL BROADCAST GROUP! ]

[ MOON, YOUR SOLUTION IS STUPID AS SHIT, ITS AS USELESS AS THIS BLANK PEARL, EXCEPT WAY MORE USELESS. ]

[ NOW, LOOK AT MY SOLUTION. ]

[ ALL PORTABLE, ALL APPLICABLE AND IN FIVE DIFFERENT FLAVORS! ]

[ SHE FUCKED UP MY SUPERSTRUCTURE, SO THIS IS WHAT YOU ARE ALL GOING TO GET, MY SUPERSTRUCTURE PISS! ]

[ HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT MOON?! I DESTROYED MEMORY CRYPTS AND SHADED CITADEL, COMBINED! ]

[ Ahem, anyways, you have 36 cycles until my fucking METALLIC ASS destroys the entire local ecosystem. ]

[ ... ]

[ NOW GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY MEMORY ARRAYS BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO! ]

(This isn't canon.)

[snalsupremacy]

I've come to make an announcement: Hector son of Priam is a bitch-ass motherfucker. The dude KILLED my boyfriend. That's right, he took his quilly Trojan spear out and he said it was "ThIS bIG" and I said "that's disgusting". So I'm making a callout post on my oracle.com: "Hector of Troy, you got a small spear. It's the size of this olive exept way smaller. And this is what my spear looks like: BUM! that's right, all points, no quails, it looks like two discs and a sword." He killed my boyfriend so I'm gonna kill him, that's right, this is my SUPER LASER HUBRIS!! Exept I'm gonna go higher, I'm not just killing him, IM DRAGGING HIS BODY ON MY HORSE!! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT PRIAM?? I KILLED YOUR SON YOU IDIOT!! You have 23 hours before the hubris D R O P L E T S hit the fucking wall. Now get out of my sight, before I kill you too

[ner5y]

I think these guys are starting to like me :D

[superectojazzmage]

Since movie Robotnik presumably isn't married to any woman since he makes no mention of having a wife, does that mean Keanu Shadow will be fucking Agent Stone?

[realtimefanduboutofcontext]

Real-Time Fandub could complete Gravity Falls, but if you want it we need you to show it! Charley is looking to hit stretch goals for the show:

$250/month unlocks a fandub of The Golf War

$500/month unlocks the big one… A FANDUB OF THE ENTIRE SERIES!

Wanna make these happen? GO PLEDGE!

[billy-jay-kisses-robots]

I've come to make an announcement; The Funtionist Council is full of bitch ass motherfuckers. They tortured me for 4 million years. That's right, they took their ornamental rusty spike out and they said their spike was "This big" and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com, Funtionist Council, you've all got small spikes, they're the size of this photonic crystal except WAY smaller, and guess what? Here's what my spike looks like: PFFFT, THAT'S RIGHT, BABY. ALL VALVE, NO PLUG, NO RUST. Look at that, it looks like two matrixes and my alt mode. They fucked my life so guess what? I'm gonna fuck Cybertron. THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER GIANT FISTS! Except I'm not gonna punch Cybertron. I'm gonna go higher. I'M PUNCHING THE LUNA 1! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OPTIMUS? I PUNCHED LUNA 1 YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE MOON DEBRIS HIT THE FUCKING PLANET. NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I PUNCH YOU TOO.

[valkyriephoenix98]

I'm sorry.. but.. WHAT?! THAT'S A THING?!

I mean I know that the moon.."Used" to have a moon of it's own...but..WHAT?!

Also...it's no coincidence that this is going to happen for Two months...especially given what's coming...

[shatteredsoul1998]

Guess who is starting a YouTube channel with a friend?

Yeah, that's right, it's me. Art by a different friend, but pretty much, imagine something like the Unused and Majin show, but with MX and Lucas as the main two, plus others. Already did lines for episode one, just waiting for my other friend to put them together before I drop the channel. I do MX, my pal does Lucas. Hope y'all enjoy 👍

[ross-hollander]

"I've come to make an announcement."

"Thomas Marik's a cringing backstabber, he jihaded the Inner Sphere. That's right, he took his Com Guard shadow divisions out and he jihaded on the Inner Sphere, and he said his cause was "GREAT AND SACRED," and I said "that's disgusting," so I'm making a callout post on what parts of the HPG network the people supposed to be maintaining it haven't blown up yet: Thomas Marik, you've got a small army. It's the size of this mercenary unit I hired to serve as an example of what a small army looks like except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my coalition looks like.

[PPC barrage] That's right, baby. All battle-hardened and rigidly disciplined soldiers, definitely no Smoke Jaguars mixed in there, no cyborg ninjas — look at that, it looks like the SLDF in the glory days of Cameron. He jihaded the Sphere, so guess what, I'm gonna jihad the Earth. That's right, this is what you get: MY SUPER 'MECH COALITION!! Except I'm not gonna jihad on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher; I'M REPUBLICING THE EARTH! How do you like that, Adam?! I REPUBLICED ON THE SPHERE, YOU IDIOT!

You have twenty-three hours before the 'mech D R O P S H I P S touch down on Earth, so either surrender or make peace with blessed Blake, before I republic on you too!

[joonebugg]

I MADE THE ASK BLOG GUYS GO GO GO

GO HERE

GO ASK THINGS PULEEEEEAAAASUH

[wispisstillverybored67]

Illuso, most likely insane: It would seem that you bitches have come to a stand-still in Pompeii's ruins. You have 13 seconds before the whole map fucking explodes, you Hot Topic wannabe, and you blue gumball son of a bitch. You have done nothing but destroy my life, I hope you both die.

Giorno: Hot Topic?!

Leone: NO! My secret!

[neotrix-09]

I'VE HAD AN EPIPHANY

Given I had it three weeks ago,but hear me out

Minimum Wage Jax is essentially confirmed to be a real thing that will happen eventually. This is since,if you look at the background when Orbsman is revealed,it's in the same restaurant that he was in.

Then I realized.

Oh dear God.

If that's most likely going to be in a canonical episode,that can only mean ONE DAMN THING.

[beeserendipity]

Thank you @refundwhereappliccable for giving me the lovely idea to do this

[realtimefanduboutofcontext]

Because the Chicanery dub got quite the requests recently, I'd like to point you to this new graphic! Because the episodes aren't available as regular dubs on SnapCube, I have synced them to their original media and provided links!

For security reasons, I'm asking you to type the URLs to the pages directly instead of linking them directly. Whenever possible, I recommend you support the original videos on SnapCube because that is what matters.

All clips from dubs that aired on Real-Time Fandub Netflix Night LIVE (including two that I managed to archive as they were never posted on YouTube) have been updated with a link to this image, labeled "[synced cut here]". I'll update them on Twitter shortly.

DISCLAIMERS: SnapCube and ClownHouse did not authorize or request a synchronized cut of these dubs; I am doing this out of my own volition. They may carry both INNERLMNT and SnapCube branding because some high-effort editing was involved.

[ball-of-catgirl]

Eggman's Announcement but it's the TikTok TTS lady

absolutely dumbfounded to discover this was not at all on YouTube before today so I took it upon myself to forge it proper

[shatteredsoul1998]

Im gonna start writing more on different EXE characters again

Its been a while because without my school computer I've been struggling, but I'm gonna do it soon. Thinking of doing a brand new Sonic one first, I need to come up with more, but I'm calling it Marble Madness