#i'm too tired to put in the accents so fuck off french people

[mishosoupy]

love how knk translations updated but not in the 'OI LADDY WOULD YOU FANCY A CRISPY' way but in the 'Oui oui, baguette criossant' way because now I can actually flex that I speak more than one language

[goodlucksnez]

hi, hello, hola, bonjur, (don’t know if I spelled that right, my french origin is failing me!) so remember that poll you did that said we could vote between erasermic or huskerdust? And huskerdust won and u said to put down our ideas? Well I finally have one! Could you do one that angel and husk are cuddling and angel is petting and comforting which is causing husk to purr and husk is sick, and he’s purring and sneezing because the purring tickles his nose and gets a little annoyed at himself and angel kisses him and tells him he’s ok?

love your wavs btw (also credits to @ghostlychill for the congested purr headcanon)

thank you so much for the prompt I tried my best to make it

I present h/uskerdust cuteness

cw: purring, scratching, moaning, sneezing (duh), suggestive comments,cute nicknames

(no one gets to talk bad about my angel dust voice okay, accent are hard and i am still working on it)

❗ PLEASE NO REBLOGGING TO NON-KINK BLOGS ❗

script

*purring and cat napping husk*

Aww Whiskers. Seriously, the motorboat could wait.

*moaning and angels scratches him behind the ear*

That feel good whiskers

Shut up

Never snookums

*sniffs and rubs his nose into his chest fluff*

OH we gonna take motorboat to a whole new extreme, aren't we? You enjoying the fluff?

 If you don't shut up. I'll rip it off.

You know, I ain't afraid of a little pain.

*Sneezes into fluff*

Hey, watch the merchandise, baby? Do you know how much I'm worth?

Mm-hmm. And you're free to. *hitch*

 Ohh no, no, no no, no.

*grabs his nose*

Ugh Thanks.  I don’t know what’s *stifles in angles hand* fuck

 I think you have a cold.

No I dont

right, so you just like sneezing on my tits do you?

Do You have to say it like that.

 What? The truth? I thought you adored that.

Too tired to argue with you

 You want some scratches, kitten?

*purring and groaning*

 Oh, we haven't even gone anywhere and you're already moaning.

Shut up.

*Scratches and hitches and sneezes*

Aww bless you. Bless you. Goodness. That kitten noses of yours is mad at you.

You know it's all connected, right?

What?

Vocal cords and my nose *sneezes*

Are you telling me that you're sneezin’ because you're a cute little purr? Ohh, that's just hysterical.

It's not funny

Ohh, come on, little funny. Gotta admit that.

I don’t think it's that funny Angel

Ohh. Of course not kitten You know you wanna cuddle all this.

 You know, most people aren't really thrilled to cuddle a arachnid. There's a whole phobia against it.

The only phobia that I see is you being alone now, come here.

You do not get a complain if I sneeze on your tits

Never I’ll never, ever complain about any of your fuckin fluids on me. I mean, look at your cute little nose already bursting. *bops his nose*

 Angel, I don't want to sneeze anymore, so if you don't mind, could you refrain from messing with it.

Bless you.*kisses* You just fall asleep now Whiskers and let Daddy take care of everything.

[actual-corpse]

Coming back with salt! Yooooo!

It's also fuck you o'clock in the morning and I get bad sleep and I just watched "York Pa" and I'm delirious...

My big salt isn't the fight over correctness of region or anything like that, it's just at the blatant overgeneralization of the Southern Dialecr™️... Juat like how I'm sure all Northern folk don't like it when people hear their accent and ask if you're from like, some jackass north state, each region got spiiice and flavoure so, as someone with a tasty accent, I don't like being put into a single state box... Like, Kentucky, Tennessee, the Carolinas, Arkansas and the Virginias have a distinct sound... Bruh, I just syarted (FUCKKNG FAT FINGERS FUCKONG KEYBOARD NO autocorrext fuck my life!) Just started thinking about Louisiana accents and God damn they are *French kiss*...

But no, let's see, Georgia has a nice sound, Texas sounds yeehaw classy, and Florida... Well, Idk I've only been to metro Florida and like all the metro places in the south, they sound like yanks (is that an appropriate term anymore?)

Anyway, I hijacked my own post twice because fcuk York Pa they need to get off the roof and I wish I could sleep, but my eyes hurt and I'm literally too tired to sleep and uhh... I finally got my binder, I love it and I'm gonna wear it to run errands today until my mom gets home and then I'll have to hide it again... Isn't just grand being a closeted trans person in the south?

Bruh! Speaking of generalized BS, does everyone outside of Kentucky think we're all inbred? I only ask because I know people from Indiana, Oklahoma, Missouri and Tennessee who all think so and like, it isn't true... There's blue people who live in Eastern Kentucky, but us in the west are more civilized... We're normal colors because we do not sleep with our family...

Except maybe the people from Butler County, they're a sketchy bunch...

What was this post about? Anyway, if anyone has any advice on how to tell whether or not it's safe to come out to your parents, please let me know, all of this wild rambling is obviously a cry for help from a distressed, insomniac, like my brain is illness soup, trans dude who still doesn't have anything more than a last name.....

Thank you, love you 💋 😗, goodnight

Idk what kind of southerners y'all listen to, but I can say, without a doubt, Porter Gage has an accent that is native to my region in America, the South East... No man's land...More specifically, it's Kentucky Redneck (or something around this area)... I swear to God I worked with an old man who sounded exactly like Gage, tone, accent, drawl, and even the cadence of some of Gage's lines sounds just like the man I worked with...

Porter Gage has a Kentucky Redneck accent AND YOU WILL NOT CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE!