#i'm sorta concerned

[notprincehamlet]

postcards from the drewniverse: titusville (clk)

[4ddi3addie2005]

Before I went to bed I saw the Youtube notif that TADC was going to Netflix and it INVADED my dreams so vividly I have not had such an episodic sequential serialized cohesive dream in months it was literally its own chapter its own short story

[mothymayhem]

Working morning shift essentially means,, if I wake up feeling shitty and sick. Any call-out is gonna be last minute.

[tiniest-headcrab-art]

ngl I wonder if anyone's reposted my art somewhere

[12chumtoadsinatrenchcoat]

i am excited but i also fear for my life

[lulubeanie]

Had a dream about Eliot finding a big abandoned library that a giant spider person had made into their home. the spider person was very not nice and the experience left Eliot afraid of spiders even though normally he likes them (the spider person was also in control of all the normal spiders that lived there or something)

[earl-grey-crow]

so. coyle.

[astrum-aetherium]

whenever i wanna send an ask into ur acc i always ask myself “would judy poovey say this” and if the answer is yes i send it bc i am actually judy poovey (real not fake!!!) and she is me!!!!! but also i may be her number one kinnie but also she’s literally my gf…. is this selfcest? who knows 😍

— flea

no, because i get it. whenever i find myself attracted to fictional characters i cannot help but perceive the intense urge to be them. like — i want you, but i also want to be you. i have this dilemma with henry. i want to be him so badly, but i also desire him carnally. it's a constant back-and-forth, and yeah, it might be selfcest, but who cares. i would definitely fuck myself if i could. i think it's normal for slightly more egocentric people lol

[gentleoverdrive]

[5/300] 1800 miles of skeletons on the interstate!

I love my L.A. friends. Especially the ones who were either either born and raised there, partially raised there or have lived there long enough to be considered an Angeleno. Their hatred of automobile traffic, while seemingly clichéd to some, is a legit thing that happens when you've spent enough time around the "best coast". ---- A friend video-called me today to complain about how much he wishes he could punch El*n M*sk in the balls for fucking over the plans several of our friends/acquaintances had for improving the seemingly eternal L.A. traffic problem, and I couldn't help but to let out a sobering chuckle. For people in the West Coast, M*sk's bullshit has always been sort of a known quantity for as long as he's been in the spotlight in some way, shape or form since the late 90's. ---- It's sorta surprising that it took this long for news to travel around; it was almost as though we were back on pre-Web 2.0 days, but... well, I guess it just goes with the bias of the times or something. I don't know. Shit, it's weird to think about how quickly it took for M*sk's (in hindsight, not-so much) "carefully" curated image to unravel once the Disney and Fox-sponsored media handjobs (obviously they were not the only ones, but I'm laying the blame at their feet first and foremost) were no longer in the public consciousness to obscure the fact he's a fucking idiot. ---- Now, there's nothing wrong with being stupid, idiotic, etc or engaging in stupid-like behavior, even from people you'd expect better from, as long as you don't get yourself or someone else irrevocably hurt or worse. Despite my best attempts, I often fall on my face with great gusto trying to keep myself from fucking up. we're a perpetual work in progress, y'know? ---- But one of the advantages of being a dumbass who promises to do better is that you get to work on yourself when nobody is looking, in that way, you can sorta at least fade out from people's consciousness and, like, at least improve whatever perception/standing there was of yourself considered to who you were, even if the change is minimal. M*sk, unfortunately, kind of symbolizes that one tweet we love to quote when it concerns terminally-online people. ---- And it kinda sucks because, when you get down to it, he's just kind of a garden variety boring-ass, grifting failson, isn't he? It almost feels like the hatred my LA friends hold for him is kinda wasted, because the things he did are just the boring contractor equivalent of ratfucking, which yeah, it's asshole behavior, but hardly noteworthy. ---- There are plenty of rich people just out of sight who just mind their own businesses and rot their empathy in private, and you'd think M*sk would've figured out that he could benefit from taking a tour of duty away from the public eye, but maybe as that one quote from World War Z's own T. Sean Collins (named after T. Sean Shannon, Max Brooks' former co-worker in SNL's writing staff) goes:

___ You'd think it'd be hard, wouldn't cha? Either way, let's just make like Paul Anka & Lisa Simpson said and ignore the sad little cartoon boy, a'ight? See ya' later, alligator!

[sohelish]

me: writes Hel all nonchalant and Stoic

smb: talks shtt around her until inadvertently inevitably hurts her feelings

me: should I have made it known more that she does have feelings 🤔

[subversivecynic]

This is 100% anyways to my lived experience.

CAPITAL LETTER PERSON: uses sueded leather flogger and keeps Tylenol around

Bottomy person: ok, so like, what if we added jacks to the end? A little bit of blood is fine. What do you mean there's no bruises?!

CAPITAL LETTER PERSON: spits in face

Subbysub: I want you to waterboard me, here is a wikiHow.

I always find it funny when people write bdsm erotica where the dom is really aggressive and demanding and the sub is all sweet and innocent when I feel like more often than not the dynamic is a sub who asks for the most insane, out of pocket, dangerous, borderline illegal, unhinged shit and a dom who's like "hmmm ok yeah maybe we can scale that back a bit"

[marc--chilton]

going to be super honest i try not to be a hypochondriac and shut down those trains of thought when i catch them but boy, am i starting to get worried about this mole. melanoma killed my grandfather

[rubyrockman]

I love when people get harassed so hard they need to jump accounts

I mean most of my identity is built on a facade that I can pretty easily scrap & replace but like it shouldn't have to be this way

[hazysayonoria-themultifandomer]

Guess who's dream caine decided to invade again..

this feels like that time i kept dreaming about nightmare fredbear being my bestie all over again except it makes more sense because its caine and not someone/something made to kill me -

Anyway,I saw one of those "He will be baked soon Alhamdulillah" Memes with Pomni And Caine and now my stupid ahh wants to "headcanon" caine as muslim even tho the guy is an AI..or like maybe the person who created him was muslim so he's kinda coded that way idfk,My brain wants to associate caine with Islam in a way and I wanna scream

[leeny-leens]

I would pay unholy amounts of money to have someone who watches me for a year as I just live my life and go through shit and then at the end of the year they sit me down and give me detailed feedback about my life and my actions but like, AO3 tag style yk???

[delightful-69]

When you can't do murder irl or just physically really weak in-general

Imagine your oc doing the killing instead.