#i'm sorry this is ridiculous ^^;

[solarmorrigan]

Steve can do the cherry stem trick, because of course he can. Of course he can

He spent a stupid amount of time when he was younger trying to learn how to do it; ate a ridiculous number of cherries and just sort of started sticking them stem and all into his mouth, eating the cherry, and then working on the stem. He has 100% forgotten it's not just a thing people do, so now that’s just kind of how he eats them - puts the whole thing in his mouth, eats the cherry, and ties a knot in the stem the same way someone might fiddle with a twist tie

The first time Eddie sees him do this, he sees Steve stick the fruit in his mouth without removing the stem and just start chewing and it's like

Eddie: Did you just eat the... Steve, absently pulling a knotted cherry stem out of his mouth: Sorry, what? Eddie: Eddie: How are you even a real person

He spends the next three to five business days trying to get the thought out of his head. He’s absolutely disgusted with himself; it’s such a stereotypical flirting trick, it’s such a move, but for some reason it’s fucking working on him

(Robin has lowkey been waiting for Eddie to find out about this. She saw Steve do it multiple times with the maraschino cherries when they worked at Scoops and thought he was flirting with her at first before she realized he just... Does That. Like a weirdo.)

[petite-madame]

❤ It's for you ❤ - (2023)

It would be rude to refuse...

[femmesandhoney]

I do think the female boxer who got absolutely shit on by the entire world deserves an apology still

[devastatinglygreen]

[chalkrub]

linocuts from recently :^)

[trek-tracks]

Now you two think about what you've done and develop some healthier emotional coping mechanisms

[hauntingrabbits]

An important thing to note about kids' shows centered around colorful horses and the magic of friendship: happy endings are not uncommon. 

(Batman MLP AU)

[itachaaan]

the unnecessary bearfication of Drew McIntyre

[opbackgrounds]

I just want to take a moment to appreciate the fact that One Piece is a manga where a man in armor with flame decals on the helmet dual wielding semi-automatic, poisoned harpoon guns riding a giant cow like a low ride motorcycle is a thing that exists

[rodent--quinn-queen--posts]

So I haven't had the opportunity to watch Deadpool 3 and won't have it for quite a bit however going by what I hear about the movie from the people of Tumblr

I can't help but think of this one time me and my mom were watching the hedgehogs that like to come to our yard to steal cat food

And my mom said "hey, come look two of them are fighting... Hmmm. they're fighting kind of oddly". to which I just looked at her and said "mum, I don't think they're fighting... I think they're fucking" they were not in fact fighting

Anyway that's the vibe I'm getting from the way you're describing the new Deadpool and Wolverine movie did I get it right??

[bertoyana]

something something when your best friend, your wife, and your daughter take the killing shot that was meant for you

X-Men: First Class | X-Men: Apocalypse

[stroodlenoodles]

Termina Characters as Fountain Pens

Starting with Daan he'd be a Waterman Hémisphère, it's fancy but not obnoxiously so

Abella is a Kaweco Steel Sport, which is basically indestructible

O'saa is a Montblanc Meisterstück (the limited edition 'Around the World in 80 Days' pen) purely because the patterns remind me of his jewellery + clothes

Olivia is a Faber-Castell Ambition Coconut, the mix of wood + chrome made sense to me

Karin is a Pelikan Souveran M1000 Renaissance Brown because OF COURSE she had to be one from the brand named after a bird lol

Pav is a Platinum #3776 Century, it's in the colour laurel green which represents victory (pretty ironic for him)

Marcoh is a Gravitas Stainless Steel Sentry because oh lawd it hefty (it weighs 84 grams!)

Levi is a Pilot V-Pen which are known to be disposable, therefore linking with his life as a child soldier. Sorry buddy...

Marina is a Sailor Pro Gear Fairy Tale in the colour Grateful Crane, mostly for vibes

Samarie is a Parker IM Achromatic Matt Black, it's literally tall, dark and skinny just like her

Tanaka is a Nakaya Heki-tamenuri, it's designed for everyday use (perfect for a business man)

Henryk is a Pilot Metropolitan, looks fancy but actually pretty reasonable

August is a Parker Centennial, vintage type

As for Caligura....

[homoquartz]

i think i would be really compelled by an imagining of sherlock holmes that did something really unexpected with them

like i loved that house kept the drug addiction. i loved that elementary explored watson as a woman. i love autistic holmeses and both being characters of color. i'm not a big fan of most interpretations making sherlock and watson adversarial.

all of this to say i think a very limp-wristed sherlock, in like the 90s way, could be very compelling, and i just want watson to be fat again. it's fine if he's like, strong fat, i just need him to be fat. and disabled in a way that matters.

i wanna see watson's pov of sherlock doing magical girl transformations at the scene of the crime. i want new interpretations of cases that bring up "modern" issues like transphobia and racism and abortion.

also what if we put them in like. arizona. just because.

sherlock got a great big hat and a hawaiian shirt. he's wearing a gay little side-scarf but it actually has tactical uses during investigations. watson got them cowboy boots and a big belt buckle inlaid with turquoise. do you see my vision

[biteofcherry]

😁

"You know," you muse, making a pause to take a wide lick of your gelato-

"Your abs are like a washboard."

Bucky's hold on the rings almost slips as he coughs up a laugh.

"Washboard? Seriously?" He shakes his head and pulls himself higher up; veins in his arms protruding.

"Mhm," you nod, scooping more ice cream on your tongue. "We could try cleaning my panties on it later in the shower."

Bucky drops down, landing on his feet gracefully, but with a loud thud. He bends, bracing his hands on his knees as his laugh increases.

When he finally straightens, he points an accusing finger at you.

"That's it, no more ice cream for you. The sugar has damaged your brain."

[gurinpotte]

Please more buff aang I'm thirsty 🏃🏽‍♀️🏃🏽‍♀️

well i hope these will quench ya....

i had wayyyy more fun with this than i should have had. i was giggling and kicking my feet nonny, it's my first time doing quenching drawings like that. i'm not that great with manly muscles so i'm sorry for the messyness and mistakes. thank you sm for this ask my dear thirsty anon! also sorry if the kataang wasn't that you expected but in this house we serve kataang at every chance

[cherry-flavored-sigh]

the bastard's box breaks and tinky has a meltdown

(audio from act 2, part 1 of Spies Are Forever)