#i'm so fucking happy with these WOOOOOOOO

[fightzaynfight]

poor little meowmeow. sopping wet. born in a cardboard box all alone. [source / ID under cut]

[ID: Two gifs, featuring close-up shots of Kevin Owens at the 2023 Royal Rumble event. He's received a post-match beating from The Bloodline, and is handcuffed to the top rope. Offscreen (and unpictured in the gifs), Roman Reigns is demanding Sami Zayn strike Kevin with a steel chair to finish him off and prove his loyalty. In the first gif, Kevin's expression is sad, dazed, and vulnerable, as he stares wide-eyed at Roman and Sami arguing above him. In the second gif, Kevin somehow looks even sadder, taking a heaving breath as he continues watching Sami, waiting for his former friend to swing. End ID.]

[aduckmurder]

WOOOOOOOIO

WE'RE GETTING THAT SEASON BABYYYY

[kamari333]

Burlesque Ch57

That's right, friendos, we got Burlesque Chapter 57 up and dated woooooooo!!!

I'm so happy, I'm so excited, I'm so fucking stoked! This chapter was like pulling teeth to write and so was getting to this point in the story, which should have happened several chapters ago but yanno what we here now; i'm so hype lets GOOOOOOOOOOOO-

Burlesque, Chapter 57: Clicking into Place

[Censored] & [Uncensored]

[velvetvessel-powerscaler-edition]

Joker VS Giorno is now out! Review time 8a8yyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!

Analysis Segments: Pretty good.

Joker's is a lot more focused on what he can do as a wild card and less of on the character of Joker, but thats pretty excusable since Joker doesn't have that much of an arc to go over. I can excuse the focus on VS shenanigans for it. Giorno is a character that I'm not too knowledgeable on but it was able to sell me on Giorno as an actual character, which pretty much nothing in the wait period was actually able to do for me.

Fight: Noticable Issues but also really Hype

Ok negatives out of the way first. Some parts are really jank and could have been a lot smoother, and the 7 Page Muda could have been a lot smoother. It's also a bit too short for my liking, and it would have been cool to get like half a minute more of fight, but then again they were also shot in the knees while working on it so it's understandable why the handicap is there. Everything else is awesome. The style is incredible, the power interactions are so fun, even though Joker didn't use too many Personas the use of Alice and Jack Frost while brief is always going to make me pop off. The voice acting is on point so much so that many people thought they just got Xander on the episode, and the climax while predictable since GER gets popped well before Satanael, is still really sick and very well executed. It's a fun fight but it does have some notable issues, and i feel like if it was a bit longer the issues wouldn't be as damaging.

Post Analysis: IDK

I'm not an authority on VS so I decided to ask my friends what they thought. The results are that it did a good job, so I guess it did a pretty good job.

Overall: Pretty Good, but probably a victim of circumstances

This was supposed to be the Premiere to Season 11 8efore Rooster Teeth went under, and it really does feel like it suffers from it. Not a professional on this subject in anyway but it feels like the budget decrease lead to a lot of more notable problems than what would have been in the episode. Still I feel like the complete package is serviceable enough, at least for me. Personally I would have just done a completely separate Joker matchup that will go unnamed but I'm not gonna judge an episode of matchup quality, thats kinda cringe.

Anyway whats next

YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAH LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOO

This matchup has been a long time comin and I am so happy its coming so soon and it was solO'D BY MORO PRODUCTIONS HELLO???????? MY GOAT IS GOING TO COOK MAGNIFICENTLY I CANNOT WAIT FOR THIS TO COME OUT WOOOOOOOO

also a guy can finally shut the fuck up in 3 weeks I'm looking forward to that.

[doctorcollege]

OH MY GODDDDDD

awww can i keep them? 👉👈 not the cat, i mean marvin. i wont them

@doctorcollege i hope u like my doodles :3

[solsticethebatearedfox]

The map is so cool!

The tabletop is so fucking cool i'm so happy it looks sick as hell

Sad that Adaine hasn't taken Jawbone's last name

I love her dog Moggy the Doggy

Omg mini of Moggy and Boggy aaaaaaaaaa

the production quality is insane

okay i was hoping for Fabian/Riz or even fabian/Aelwyn but i think it's just gonna be Fabian/Ecaf

Lou why the heck have you kept the bad die what the hell

???????

Fabian????? Is already prone????? oh no

Ecaf is iconic, going "Jesus Christ" and "This fucking kid" absolute icon

"Sire! Oh shit you're under there!" From the hangman also iconic

How many times has that bike saved the day because it's way more than it should be I think

I agree with Siobhan the die is cursed

geniunely curious how many minis rick perry made for this season

This yorbie sounds like a brennan self-insert

Lolololololol the hymn in the background

Again, production quality is off the charts

I just noticed the background of the dome. very immersive. i do hope it's just regular colours in non-battle scenes tho, that's too iconic to lose

but the art is so gorgeous

Ally pulling out the first nat 20 makes so much sense

Omg the smoke so cool

Woooooooo nat 20 off Fig! "I fear not darkness. I am from hell." So sick i might add that to my jacket

I should make a fantasy high jacket ngl that'd be so sick. Dimension 20 battle jacket

Riz is so hot. I'm ace and so is he but man

Ooooo art of Cassandra looks like sophomore year Kristen!!!! as above so below ig. she looks hot. i love her

"I'm just gonna go ahead and Eldritch Blast the Night Yorb" epic line

Squeem nooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Ngl teary eyed over that

Geniunely think the sig figs could tank yorbie's popularity by writing a diss track

Oooooo Adaine can cast 5th level spells??? hell yeah

Brennan rolling a handful of dice scares me

Kristen is such a butch lesbian I love her

Nooooooo Adaine is done

"lemony yellow" "sickening gurgling"???? is gilear a fucking demon/devil now??????? i can never remember the difference but what the hell????????

the theme song at the end is sick as hell, feels like an episode of a cool drama series

[luimagines]

i am WAITING for fd reader. i am so excited. I AM ALSO EXCITED FOR LIKE SO MANY THINGS LIKE TWINNING W TWI?#?#?(#? YES??????#?(#? SLOW DANCING IN THE KITCHEN W WARRIORS???? FUCK YEAHHH LEGENDS FIANCE IS A TREE AND BABY TALKING WOLFIE??? WOOOOOOOO

theres so many more that im so ecstatic to read and will reread over and over again. ive been rereading the group scenarios and the individual ones (cough cough specifically tending to tempations) SO much. i love your writing and how your hcs for the boys so much

Yay!! Oh I'm so happy you're excited for all of that.

I know that some of those titles are more on the nose than others so it might not always make sense, but still!! XD

And thank you for letting me know that you also revisit my older stuff. ^.^*

It's not like tumblr has a way of tracking how many times a post has been seen or not so I never know when my fics get revisited. (I'm very happy that you liked Tending to Temptations so much- that was nothing but self indulgent guilty pleasure. I think it's my most popular fic.)

Don't be afraid to comment on them though! I don't care if it's considered spamming because I'd love to know your thoughts on the posts. I read every comment that I get. <3

Like- please don't be afraid to geek out with me. I wrote it because I wanted to start conversations around it, not for it to gather dust on the proverbial shelf. :)

[canonically47]

here I am :) review?

I LOVE YOU ANON!!! <333 (seriously you are the best!! i love sharing my thoughts and receiving your message straight after the episode is over you are the best ever <3)

as always, let's break this down in bullet points!!

SPOILERS FOR DCAS EP 4! (duh.)

right off the bat, i gotta say, why is yul so VIOLENTLY racist? 'curry girl' are you KIDDING ME??? oh my god WHEN is he leaving?

they are... running out of ideas for the challenges, just like in TDAS lol. what do you mean an ALL-STARS CHALLENGE is a race to dig up sandbags LMFAO?? we really are getting TDAS quality with this season, pushed relationships (grett & yul, connor & riya), exaggerated antagonists (riya when i catch you riya), well at least the generations are interacting with each other :3 not all in a good way though

also why are they still in their swimming stuff i don't. get it did they forget to redress them? i get that they were around digging in the sand but i think they could've done that in clothes no?

jake continues to piss me off and despite her sob story i continue to care very little about ashley. i like what they're doing for her i think?? but i really don't care about her shrug

TOM AND AIDEN FRIENDSHIP WOOOOOOOO I LOVE THEM SMSMSM MY FAVORITE M/M FRIENDSHIP IN THIS SERIES EVERRR

jake got ran through the DIRTTT in this episode I AM LIVING FOR IT also he talked SO LITTLE WOOOOOOOO FUCK YOU JAKE I AM LIVING FOR THE JAKE ERASURE

VILLAINS ALLIANCEEEEEEEE <333

oh my god miriam literally scared the shit out of me with that reveal. this series is so unpredictable so i was ready to say goodbye to alec BUUUT if we go by writer/total drama logic we know that his arc not being finished (i.e. him not having made up with fiore, which is clearly his main plot point) means he would not be going home anytime soon. i really expect, by this logic, for him to last long. i think there are 20-21 episodes this season, and i expect him to be there until at least 15. he will definitely make the final six, and no way will he not make merge. i'm rooting for the guy so hard

i never expected to cheer at miriam's elimination, but here i am. she's been asking for it this season i think... and she actually got really downgraded?? like her whole shtick was "omg the youngsters can't communicate i gotta talk some sense into them" and that. was it. which was SOOO BORING i KNOWWW you can do better queen!! :( and i hateee how they made her rude again like her whole thing in s1 was becoming less rude through her friendship with jake come onnn how can you mess up THE QUEEN HERSELF

so, i have a theory, which immediately everyone started talking about in the chat but i'll try to speak it into existence quicker so it seems i am original: grett voted for yul. i am going to stand by this until i die. we didn't get to hear the sixth vote, but there was no need. grett voted for yul. we know connor, alec and yul voted for miriam, so that's her three confirmed votes. we know miriam voted for alec. that leaves riya and grett; and while i do admit that it's likely riya voted for him because she dislikes him, and i hate to say this because i hate her, riya is smart. she knows yul is a bitch boy and not a threat. she would absolutely jump at the chance to vote either miriam or alec, so that's another vote for either of them. grett. voted. for. yul. and i am so excited for where this will take us.

although i enjoyed this episode, i think it was one of the weakest of the season. the challenge was absolutely boring, jake existed which like?? ew?? also yul was there so massive thumbs down, and riya was there so automatic dislike, also jake and yul had lines? disgusting ew. yul and riya had some plot relevancy this episode which disgusted me.

but seriously jokes aside the episode was pretty solid aside from the challenge, that's a hill i'll die on. ellie and alec still have a good dynamic which is GREAT to see, i cheered when i saw alec pop out of that bush to talk to her, and i am so happy to see the four s1 and two s2 villains uniting forces. i cannot wait for the fanart we'll get of these six (says girl who wants two of them dead)

[delta-rex]

HWLP HELP HELP HELP HELP IM WATCHING THE GIGGLE AND. WHAT. WHAT WHAT WHAT

HI HELLO HI WHAT THE EVERLOVING FUCK IM LOSING IT.

MISTKY AT THE POWERFUL PSYCHIC IMAGE O JUST GOT BEAMED DIRECTLY INTO MY BRAIN OF THE TARDIS AS AN ANGRY CAT WHEN SHE GOT PICKED UP BY THE HELICOPTER. LOOK I CANT EXPLAIN RN BUT TRUST ME WHEN I SAY ITS A POWEFULLY FUNNY IMAGE

Okay okay I'm normal now live react below HRNRNGNGNGNSNANS

MAN THEY REALLY DID JUST REUSE AVENGERS TOWER FOR THIS HUH. DOWN TO THE FUCKIN LANDING PAD

"no change there then"

Hello the vlinks!

Shout out to Donna WOOOO

UH OH LMAO

YEAHHHHHH THEY SAID RHE TITLE WOOOO

ooooooh spooky arpeggio

WHAT ABOUT YOUR SCREENS IN THE TARDIS. WHAT ABOUT THOSE. DO THEY HAVE DTOOKY BILL TOO

apparently not :/ but FINE WHATEVER

man OKAY CASUAL 1925 TIME IG

AVOIDANCE TM. LMAO. GET CALLED OUT ON IT BITCH.

nooooooooooooooooooo little german boy don't go into the spooky toy shop

Woooooooo distortion corridors ooooooooo

AGH. OUGH. AGH. AOUGH. DT DONT GO EXPLODING MY HEART AGAIN

Marionette guy! Normal things

oh yeah tiny doll lady she seems normal and fine. DEFINTIELY not a trap or anything. Spooky

Man origami building was not what I was expecting there tbh

SPICE GIRLS JUMPSCARE. LMFAOOOOO WHAT A SCENE

NOOOOO NOT THE DEATH LAZE- OH MY GOD OH MU GOD OH MU GOD IM GOIGNT TO COMBUST. THEY ARENT GOING TO LET HIM BE ALONE HRRNTNGNNGNGMGNG

HI NCUTI. HIIIIIII

"WORLDS HIGHESR STAKES GAME OF CATCH"

OH THE HUG. THE FOREHEAD KISS. IM NOT OKAY HRHRHEIAIAUSUFHRHFHHFHSJSHhahahahhaHAGAGGAGAGSHHDHD

AUGH..OUGH. AUGH..AUFH.HRNF. AUGH OH MY GOD IM GOING SOB

YRAH I DID. GOD FUCKING DAMNIT HES GOING HOME

HRNRNGNGJGHHRHTHTH. AUGH. AOUGH. AIGUH.

YAY RAMP! HAMMER WHACK WHAT?????? YEAH WE DONT QUESTION THE DUPLICATION ITS FINE

YAAAAAY NCUTIIIIIIIIIII WOOOOOOOO

AOUGH OUGJ AUGH OEIRITAH ORISUAHFHHFHG AHEHRGRGGAHRGRGAG OURURUAHAHAGRGGRHRGRHSHAHGRGRHAHAHH ME WHEN I DIE. IM CRYING NOW GOODBYE

'Ive never been so happy in my life' DT WHAT IF YOU EJECTED MY STILL BLEEDING HEART INTO SPACE ON CRUISE MISSILE KNSTEAD. WHAT THEN. IT WOULD HURT ME LESS..GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGAGAGAGGAGHHAHHHAGAGAGAGRHRGRGHRHRG

EXPLODES FOREVER AND DIES I CANR HANDLE THIS. OUTURURUAIAUGAHGRGRHHHRHRGAHRHRHHAHRHEUUFIOAOUFUHFHRHGRGAOOGRJSKJEOEIRHEHAJJAORIRJRJUFHDIAOAUAAAAAAAAAAAAAQQAAAAAAAAA [EXTREMELY LOUD SOBBING]

ILL BE BACK TO SCREAM ABOUT THIS TOMORROW JRJRNJJTNRNRBHHRGRGHRHRHR.

[giolovesyousm]

okay nobody asked but I NEED to talk about this.

let's start saying I loved it so much and it was SOO similar to the movie that I started seeing the actual actors and hearing their voices.

these are some points about it:

of course they forgot about our boy pittsie, but they called meeks "meeskie" so they kinda included him 😭😭

the lines were practically identical, even the breaths they took, EVERYTHING was perfect, even if some lines were switched from character to character

knox was called xanax by charlie ALL. THE. TIME. it was fucking hilarious.

meeks actor seemed so shy and cute I wanted to squeeze his face

cameron's actor even had the same haircut

they included ALL the deleted scene. including: the explanation of the four pillars (charlie coff coff said the discipline one bc meeks got too shy idk?? because he was asked first but he was stuttering for some reasons), the one where todd helps neil with his lines (even if mr perry interrupted them)(a girl behind me when todd said "what? shakespeare" said "what, me?" LIKE SHE REALLY KNEW WHAT SHE WAS DOING), the "I would replace your dad with mine", chris & knox's kiss (...BUT THEY DIDN'T PUT THE PARTY SCENE ✌️✌️ which was great, they did not make knox a creep at all, they wouldn't give a shit about their romantic story and I stand that), the meeting after the play (they even made keating read the poem where the frequent line was "have you washed in the blood of the lamb"), even the 'hoi polloi' line!! I mean the details they added

during neil's debut mr perry bumps into the stage and takes neil away in the middle of the scene (someone behind me whispered "you moron")

while the boys, keating, and chris were having the final meeting there was neil, who was turned, and the scene switched from todd who was reading his poem, and neil who acted the final puck monologue (that was my final fucking straw)

todd's parents gave him a yale cup for his birthday 😭😭

knox and charlie were literally the cutest, when knox was all hyped for the poem he read to chris he JUMPED on charlie!!! like on his back, and charlie was carrying him so adorably <3 these idiots

chris had brown hair and brown eyes, that was pretty hilarious

todd's actor always kept his eyes half close, he looked like either he didn't want to see what was happening or was just sleepy, and that made really sense to me

when chris and knox kissed someone said "OHH CMONN"

charlie was HELLA ATTRACTIVE, when it was the moment of the single bow everyone screamed for him, "WOOOOOOOO", i would have lost my voice for him

also charlie when he first saw chris he KISSED HER HAND??? LIKE BRRRUHHH WISH I WAS HER WTF

actually they were all pretty gorgeous, todd and neil had curly hair they were so cute!!

when charlie did the saxophone GOTTA DO MORE GOTTA BE MORE thing, the actor actually learned the EXACT sound of the one in the movie, even the fake little stupid notes at the beginning and then when he actually played it I saw charlie so much it actually made me cry.

at the todd's impromptu poem neil had THAT face and he stood up to clap for him

at the phone call from God keating was standing next to nolan secretly laughing (it was so cute)

when charlie said to todd neil was dead todd melted into his arms screaming :(

they didn't use the original musics, but for the final scene they actually put "keating's triumph" that made me really happy

all the actors were so awesome and so talented and I'm so happy they brought this to life again! I would come back to the theatre and watch it again if I had the chance.

THEY!! ARE!! DOING!! A!! DPS!! THEATRICAL!! ADAPTATION!! IN ROME!!!! THIS WEEKK!!! AND I'M GOING TO SEE IT!!!!!!!!!!

[dexthtoyounglings]

HAPPY 600 WOOOOOOOO!!!! I'm sending in a request here shortly but I wanted to congratulate you first!!

You've come so far my love and I couldn't be more proud of you. You deserve each and every one of those followers and you deserve the interaction from those followers. You're doing so amazing, I'm so proud.

Your writing is always incredible, phenomenal I'd even say! I can feel the emotion, I can see what's in the story happening in my head because if the detail. I'd bow down to you and your writing any fucking day, it is so good.

I'm so glad you are here and I'm so glad that a fic of yours was on my Tumblr feed to lead me to you. You are seriously one of the most amazing things to happen to me, and I will always remind you of that my sweet girl.

Happy 600 Paula. I'm so damn proud of you and I love you so much. ❤️

I wanna cry so bad but it's so early in the morning. I wanna hug you, thank you 🥹 I don't know where I'd be if I didn't have your support and your love. I look forward to talking to you everyday - thank you for everything <3 I love you :)

[artekai]

You know those posts about how we assume people on here look like their icons even if we know it’s not true?

Well, y’all are in luck. Guess who cut their hair like their icon today :)

[scatterpatter]

Hhmsnshdjajdhcks LOVE being INTERSEX

[swan-of-sunrise]

🎉🎉🎉🎉

[uncle-jj]

Alright, I have decided to write my own lyrics for one of my favorite FNF mod songs:

Little Man!

BTW, the bold lyrics represent the Boyfriend, and the italics represent Tankman.

TW: swearing, suggestive content, slurs, and reference overdose

I'm tired of being such a little man

I wish I could be the biggest in the land

Little Man, why are you feeling so grumpy?

Ain't my fault that you are a little stumpy

Everybody's always picking on me 'cuz I'm short

One day I'll show them the real pain that they're waiting for!

All that because Dream murdered Ron just to challenge me?

What do you think I am, just some blue-haired butt monkey?

Fuckin' tired of being such a little man!

I will soon become the biggest in the land!

Little Man, there ain't no reason to be grumpy

Ain't my fault that you are a little stumpy

Everybody's always picking on me 'cuz I'm short!

One day I'll show them the real pain that they're waiting for!

It's okay, my little dude, for I am short as well!

But that don't mean you gotta be happy by raising hell!

I'm a fuckin' gaunlet, baby! And my bars are super crazy!

Everybody better run away from me or they'll be gravy!

I don't know what you're talkin' 'bout

I just wanna help a friend out!

I may be tiny, but I am mighty

Everybody will shudder once they all hear my own name

Good luck on that bro, but fuck, how should I know?

All I know is that this song is kinda like a mind game

I may be just a fuc-king little man, kid

But I've done more damage than you ever did

Little man, violence is not the right answer

You think I am the cause of mental cancer?

Everybody in the world will all know my name

And I'm gonna kick their ass in all of their games

You can say all the mean words straight up at my face

Ain't no excuse for being the size of a niche fanbase

Yes, I'm Little Man, I got a big plan

To takeover the whole world!

I beg your pardon? Have your veins hardened?

Don't cast your swine before pearls!

I'm tired of being such a little man

I wish I could be the biggest in the land

Little Man, why are you feeling so grumpy?

I'm sorry that you are a little stumpy

Everybody's always picking on me 'cuz I'm short

One day I'll show them the real pain that they're waiting for!

All that because Dream murdered Ron just to challenge me?

But that don't mean you gotta kill a guy to be happy! (Hold up and sit!)

Meanwhile, I'm-a find you a map to your girl's wish, 'cuz she's like-

"Oh, XML! Yeah! You are my papi chulo!"

Ha! Ho! Aw yeah! You don't know 'bout her! (Yeah?)

She's my fucking life! Now go to your corner and fucking cry! Like-

Oh, please! Kiddo, jeez! This gon' be how we play?

Meanwhile, Bobby...he found out Ron's gay! (NAE NAE!)

Yeah, don't worry...about...ME! D:< I won't spout-

All that shit to the motherfucking Twitch community?

Meanwhile, I'm with my girl giving her my treat! (YEET!)

Yeah, relax. Now sit back while I do my emails, eh? (WOOOOOOOO! >:D )

I'm tired of being such a little man!

You want me to be the biggest in the land?

Dude I know you hate your-self for being short

But give me a real challenge; what'chu waiting for?

*Glass breaking*

Listen up, don't make me use my force

Or else you'll suffer beyond the worst

Gee, you're cute for being so angry

Like Marshal the marshmallow squirrelly

Hey, wait a sec, I remember when a spider would sing this silly song with me!

Bada-bang! Bada-boom! Bada-bam-ba-lam! (2x)

Little Man, use your words! This ain't no dank meme!

You're just mad that your pal was onslaught by Dream!

*Accuses BF of killing Ron in explosions*

You're mistaken! I did not kill off your dumb old pal!

Are you sure you want to kill me in front of my gal?

*Glass shattering*

B R U H

BOOM!

I'm tired of being such a little man!

You want me to be the biggest in the land?

Little Man, why are you feeling so grumpy? (Boom!)

I'm sorry that you are a little stumpy (Boom!)

Everybody in the world will all know my name (Boom!)

And I'm gonna kick their ass in all of their games (Boom!)

There's no way, my little dude, I'm gonna play your games (Boom!)

And besides, I play on PS1 'bout every day (Boom!)

BOOM! (4x)

I may be tiny, but I am mighty

Everybody will shudder once they all hear my own name

Good luck on that bro, but fuck, how should I know?

All I know is that this song is kinda like a mind game

Everybody's always picking on me 'cuz I'm short

One day I'll show them the real pain that they're waiting for!

All that because Dream murdered Ron just to challenge me?

What do you think I am, just some blue-haired butt monkey?

I vent my sadness by posting dank memes

I don't care, didn't ask. + ratio (lol)

Come on now! I'm not making a big joke!

Sadness ain't funny, so please don't you laugh!

It's okay, man, to be sad and share your feelings! Yeah-eah~!

I can't get these melodies outta my head, like a sticker I put on my laptop

Nanana, na, everyday, you're like an iPod stuck on replay!

I may be just a fuc-king little man, kid

But I've done more damage than you ever did

Little man, violence is- (FART!)

...Six piece chicken nuggets.

What'chu know 'bout rolling down in the deep?

When you brain goes numb, you can call it mental freeze

When these people talk too much, but that shit in slow motion, yeah

I feel like an astronaut in the ocean, yeah

*Glass shattering*

You may try, but you won't get a hold of me

Because I'm Little Man, stupid! Can't you see?

Dude, I know that you are such a little man

Who wants to become the biggest in the land

Everybody in the world will all know my name

And I'm gonna kick their ass in all of their games

You can say all the mean words straight up at my face

Ain't no excuse for being the size of a niche fanbase

*Argues in glass breaking and BRUHs*

I may be tiny, but I am mighty

Everybody will shudder once they all hear my own name

Good luck on that bro, but fuck, how should I know?

All I know is that this song is kinda like a mind game

Everybody in the world will all know my name

And I'm gonna kick their ass in all of their games

You can say all the mean words straight up at my face

Ain't no excuse for being the size of a niche fanbase

Ayo, the pizza here!

OH FUCK! I'M FALLING! BOY! I AM BAWLING!

Somebody call the doctor so that my legs can be fixed!

DUDE! ARE YOU OKAY?! I AM SO SORRY!

I didn't mean for this to happen to your poor legs!

OH MY GOD! MY EARS BURN 'CUZ A SKIPPED A STEP!

I'M IN NEED OF ONE BIG EXPENSIVE MILKSHAKE!

WHAT THE HELL?! DON'T YOU KNOW THAT SHAKE'S EXPENSIVE?!

I CAN ON-LY GET YOU A CHEAP ASS MILKSHAKE!

I JUST WANTED TO BE LAZY AND PLAY VIDYA GAMES!

WHY THE HELL DOES THIS DAMN SHIT ON KEEP ON HAPPENING?!

OH MY GOD! DUDE, I WARNED YOU ABOUT THE STAIRS!

BUT YOU AIN'T LISTENED UP! COME ON, THAT'S NO FAIR!

*Glass shattering*

FuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuck

DickDickDickDickDickDickDickDickDickDickDickDickDickDickDick

ShitShitShitShitShitShitShitShitShitShitShitShitShitShitShitShitShit

BIG BIG CHUNGUS BIG CHUNGUS BIG CHUNGUS

BIG BIG CHUNGUS BIG CHUNGUS BIG CHUNGUS

I'm waiting every night to finally succeed in life

I just look for foes to beat up with raps that sound like beeping

(Hey, hey, hey, hey!)

Hey! You! What's up with your 'tude?

You're a bab who's sus! Don't you cross my lines, boy!

Come on, Little Man! Dreamy is the real imposter!

So find him and kick him for me!

You may try, but you won't get a hold of me

Because I'm Little Man, stupid! Can't you see?

Little Man, why are you feeling so grumpy?

I'm sorry that you are a little stumpy

Everybody in the world will all know my name

And I'm gonna kick their ass in all of their games

It's okay, my little dude, for I am short as well!

But that don't mean you gotta be happy by raising hell!

I will not put up with being little, man!

I will soon become the biggest in the land!

Dude, I know that you are such a little man

Who wants to become the biggest in the land

Everybody's always picking on me 'cuz I'm short

One day I'll show them the real pain that they're waiting for!

All that because Dream murdered Ron just to challenge me?

But that don't mean you gotta kill a guy to be happy!

*Glass shattering*

What's up there my little friend; want to funk and juggle funny rap swiftly?

When I look at your girlfriend, makes me wanna go, "UGH!"

How'd you get here, army scum?! What gives you the right to come at me?

I once beat you at your game, so don't act all funny!

*Glass shattering*

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[astrologgeek]

*coughs* fair warning this is kinda big and I always have this feeling like I'm doing something wrong, so if I did do anything wrong, please tell me ;-; My brain isn't really all that good sometimes

Firstly, CONGRATULATIONS :o This is huge im so happi ;;-;; dont mind that i said happi and then the sad face, its just how i work Sooo, five things I want you to do with your blog:-

1) Definitely more of astro stupid. I've only gotten one taste of it BUT I NEED MORE. 2) Maybe make a masterlist with everything ordered? :o ( Totally not bullshitting through with these five things) 3) this may be entirely personal (because im just that selfish LOLOL) but plis talk to meh more ;;-;; U seem funny and genuinely nice ;;-;; I'm lonely gorl ;;-;; 4) Maybe more astrology observations? :0 I haven't seen much of em from you and I'd really like to know all that you've observed. But then again maybe you have and it got drowned in all the other posts this is where the masterlist idea comes in woooooooo 5) This isnt really for the blog, but specifically you. I want you to uh take a lil promise, just between us two peeps. If you ever feel overwhelmed and need to take a break, i want you to do it. With gaining followers and stuff I've seen the load of work tightens up too. And damn these blogs overwork themselves so much :o So just keep good okay? hugs

Oop, now that the serious business is done, I'll stop my brain from thinking too much to the point it fails i still need to do math so i cant let it get used up much ;;-;; Five placements or aspects in my natal chart...hmm.

1) Cancer mars, Pisces venus, Aries mercury have been nominated for astro stupid, i fucking love that series and I need to have something in it. Its like love at first read ;-; 2) Sun sextile mars, I would like to know more about this and by more I mean anything because i dont know jackshit about it 3) astro meme for mars in first house because it needs to be made fun of :P

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1. That's 100% ok like why wouldn't it be?? Ur really sweet, thank u so much ❤🥺🥺🥺💕💕💕

2. THANK U I APPRECIATE IT SO MUCH :)) I'm reqlly happi too 💕

3. Answering ur suggestions:

1) Yes ofc I will!!

2) Already did - but u already know that so thank u for motivating me love :))

3) GORL I'M ALWAYS HERE IF U WANNA TALK JUST DM ME!! + Ur not selfish thar doesn't even makes sense!!

4) I know that I can make observations but I actually don't want to ^^ I think that if I have my personal unique thoughts Instead of posting them I'll let them out in my readings and make them even more unique ❤

5) Ur so sweet 🥺💕💕💕 I WILL, AND THAT'S A PROMISE ❤❤❤ hugs

♤ NOW MOVING ON TO THE PLACEMENTS: ♤

1. In the draft ^^

2. SUN SEXTILE MARS: this aspect gives an easy ego/core personality-anger relationship as sextile is an easy aspect that gives the chart owner much energy, they might be very energetic or know how to channel their energy / anger / motivation into their self-expression. Their self expression works very well here, this person might be charismatic and have great masculine energy that fits well to their ego (depends on the actual placements tho) - might even feed it sometimes so be conscious about these. Sports might be very helpful or easy to you or at least able to help you with expressing yourself ^^ your relationship with men and father might be excellent! You may find it even easier to hand out with men and be around masculine energy. Sex to you might be very authentic and fun, your core-self doesn't seem to have a problem with sex, a thing that personally might bring you enjoyment ^^ but again, it mainly depends on the placements and houses and degrees - and specifically to the enjoyment part? Check if ur mars creates an easy aspect to jupiter. This is my personal analyzation of the aspect - so take my words with a grain of salt ^^

3. in the draft :))

Have an amazing day baby ❤❤❤ your memes will be posted in 2 days 😋💕💕