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love it when my friends say "you would do numbers on Tumblr" buddy I am on Tumblr. and the number is 3
#shout out my mutuals who like my textposts even the bad ones#and shoutout my friends for thinking I'm funny. i think
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I love you Safety Wizard.
(Inspired by @keroascrazy)
#safety wizard#wizard#Tumblr wants me to use the wizardposting tag so badly and I'm tempted. It's a good tag.#Shout out to stackedbirds for sending me the safety wizard post. Beloved mutual and beloved supplier of good wizard posts.#I will make it an open secret that I love me some good goofy wizards.#Safety Wizard has a special pizzazz that just gets the gears turning.#I like to imagine Safety Wizard began their studies as a traffic wizard. Then took some courses in roadside hazard magic.#This sparked an interest in safety magic and resulted in an eventual change of major - but the outfit stayed true to their roots.#All that said and done; The original costume is really good and I hope OP keeps up the good wizarding work.#Remember that distracted driving is extremely dangerous. Do not drive tired or in altered states of awareness.#It is always morally correct to call a friend of ride service if you have even the smallest doubt you will be a safe driver.#And *please* wear proper PPE on your job site. Do not put yourself or other's at risk!
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*through tears* HER LITTLE POG CHAMP
#anyway shout out to my big sis for getting me some offical arcane knock-off pogs. I realise the caption makes no sense without that context#and very little sense even with it probably. ANYWAY THAT ARC HUH#im fine. I'm okay. I'm NORMAL :)#Finished the episode and immediately started drawing this. Hope to render it a bit more#Arcane spoilers#Arcane#arcane season 2#arcane s2#arcane season 2 spoilers#jinx arcane#isha arcane#isha and jinx#AUAUAUAUUAGH familial tragedy gets me like no other#Fan art#Fanart#Jinx#Artists on tumblr#My art#Paint the town blue#The message hidden within the pattern#Spoilers
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"When's your tramp of a mother gonna choose a new husband?"
#shout out to epic the musical reaction videos gotta be one of my favourite genders#i would DIE for penelope#i'm actually adding to thing every time i see a new one#epic the musical#wisdom saga#the wisdom saga#epic the wisdom saga#epic telemachus#odysseus#epic the musical the wisdom saga#jorge rivera herrans#jay herrans
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so I played through Origins again and there's this middle-aged man 🫣
Amrynn the Hero of Ferelden will smooch him, so help me God
why did they do him so fucking dirty in Trespasser anyway lol 😭 I'm half convinced he was originally meant to be an entirely different character and then last minute they were like, 'hey let's make him Teagan instead' but didn't change anything about his design. But it IS really funny when your Inquisitor rides up to the exalted council and looks up at him and he's just mean mugging the FUCK out of you
#dragon age#dragon age origins#alistair theirin#alistair dragon age#hero of ferelden#warden mahariel#teagan guerrin#flemeth#loghain mac tir#description in alt text#teagan: oh you're asking if I'm married?#me out loud: I actually wasn't but--#teagan: (flirts extremely hard)#me: 😳#why do my favorite characters so often have to be minor NPCs lol 😭#also shouts out to fantasynamegenerators for naming literally all of my elf characters lol#blood tw#my art
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Portraits
I forgot to post this here whoops.
Did some sketch requests on Instagram and someone asked for "Aziracrow drawing portraits of each other". So I, naturally, slipped in a little reference there.
There are many other requests I drew, but I want to fully coloured them, so I'll post them when they are!
I like to think that Crowley has at least some art skills he's gathered throughout the millennia. Not at Aziraphale's level, of course, but it's something.
#“you did not draw that just now!” shouted crowley#“yes i did???” aziraphale shouted back#imagine that offscreen because i'm lazy#shoutout to crowley's drawing smudges#he tried#good omens#aziracrow#aziraphale#crowley#ineffable husbands#good omens fanart#go fanart#crowley fanart#aziraphale fanart#ineffable idiots#staged#mini comic#can this even be called that???#it's more like a. four panelled thing#the duke art#art
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He exists now only in my memory.
TITANIC (1997) — ft. "Talk" by Hozier
#titanic#titanicedit#filmedit#perioddramaedit#userbecca#tusereliza#underbetelgeuse#userrobin#ivashkovadrian#userlj#ughmerlin#userchristineb#userfrench#userrizz#*#the ship of dreams#shout out to rizz m and lia for putting up with me for two (2) whole ass weeks while i whined about blending and coloring#it takes a village etc etc <3#ANYWAY!!!!!!!#the band starts playing fucking orpheus!#just before she looks back and jumps back onto the ship!#and i'm fucking unwell about it! if you even care!#flashing tw
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"In the background Crowley and Aziraphale met on the tops of buses, and in art galleries, and at concerts, compared notes, and smiled."
Good Omens: The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch by Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett, published May 10, 1990
#goodomensedit#goodomenssource#goodomensgifs#dailygoodomens#dailyineffablehusbands#elinordash#tenthrees#goodsomensdaily#rosettyller#userrlorelei#tusermyra#tvedit#filmtvcentral#filmtvdaily#tvarchive#adaptationsdaily#mine#go gif#Good Omens#ineffable husbands#i'm a day late but happy birthday GO 🎉#this is my favorite quote from the book btw#shout out to hai who got me thinking about this quote again
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characters who see themselves as more of a Force or an abstract concept acting in the world than as a person. characters who prioritize their role as a cog in some greater mechanism over their own personhood. characters who get their hands dirty, who run themselves ragged, who take on an unbearable weight, who hurt or neglect or give up or straight-up betray the people and things they once held close, because they believe in doing so they are fulfilling their Purpose, the thing they exist in this world to do (and no one else will do it, *can* do it, so it has to be them). characters who've determined that they are constructs bound to preprogrammed code, to a script already written for them by someone/something else, and have been operating under that mindset for so long that they don't know how to live on their own terms. characters who uphold the fate that is smothering them. can anyone hear me
#it's the combo of objectification of the self + self-sabotaging devotion to an Other#or maybe it's nothing and i'm just yapping when i should be getting ready for bed. you decide!#narrative nonsense#this is inspired by my newest blorbo (the angel hare one) but also#chara dreemurr#(specifically their mindset in the Bad Time route)#some parts of this are also... janus (in my headcanons). and guildenstern. (different parts to be clear)#bonus points if they did it all or mostly to themselves#shout-out to one of the main characters from my current wip novel who would say she's long moved past this phase#(she has not. not really.)
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what apollo sees vs. what phoenix & edgeworth are thinking
#mr. wright PLEASE don't antagonize the chief prosecutor#he's going to KILL YOU#what was that apollo? didn't hear you#SIR I'M SHOUTING???#ace attorney#wrightworth#narumitsu#miles edgeworth#phoenix wright#i overworked these but it's fine#my art
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The squad of all time has arrived on scene.
#dungeon meshi#mithrun#Cithis Ofri#Pattadol#Fleki#Lycion#Otta#Happy Canary Debut Day! These guys wont really get to be very present until the next season of Dungeon Meshi#But I can still be excited to see them animated!!!#Shout out to Pattadol - I also tend to occupy 'The Punchline' niche of the friendgroup.#The punchline differs from 'The Jester' who willingly absorbs the jokes. The punchline is often unwillingly the joke.#You are either the one no one likes or the well beloved little-sibiling-esque friend. Good luck figuring out which!#Yes it is canon that Otta is into Women. YES she dates younger women and dumps them when they age.#This isn't a fan made bit. It's real.#Dungeon Meshi has no romance but it does have canonically queer characters.#Shipping is fine and all but it is a running theme in the series than *everyone* who expresses romantic interest in someone -#-finds that love unrequited. Just something to be mindful of to measure your expectations of this series!#Ah! In other housekeeping notes; I'm going to *try* and add Alt Text to my dungeon meshi thurday posts going forwards.#I might not be able to do it day of but I will try to get it done within a week.
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PEOPLE WANTED A SEXY ASSASSIN AND TO HAVE A THREESOME WITH HIS DEMON AND INSTEAD GOT A VIRGIN DEMISEXUAL WITH A DEMON THAT BEHAVES LIKE AN ANNOYING CHIHUAHUA FJAKDJSS
#THIS IS SO FUNNY#anyway shout out to the tiny dragon age discord server I'm in and the 5 people that wanted to do Lucanis' romance knowing fully well that we#would get an inexperienced mess of a lovely man instead 🫡#people being disappointed and whining about his romance makes me feel extremely happy because it just means#they totally ignored everything said about him pre release lol#lucanis dellamorte#dragon age
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so we (and by we, i mean the very specific overlap of jews and nerds among whom i make my home) talk a lot about how tolkien's dwarves, in both the books and movies, were likely influenced by certain jewish stereotypes. obsessed with gold/wealth, secretive (especially about their language and religion), refugees from their ancestral home, portrayed with big, sometimes hooked, noses and interesting facial hair, and most specifically: the favourite little meow meows of one particular god, causing them to be shunned and persecuted by other races and creeds. this is likely unintentional, coming from the subconscious of tolkien in the same way orcs were "based on mongols" (ew colonialism) and activating subconscious biases/stereotypes in the people who designed the dwarves for the movies. it's subtext, albeit subtext that influenced the next eighty years of fantasy.
but what i don't see much discussion of is the fact that in terry pratchett's discworld, it's intentional. terry pratchett's dwarves are, more or less, jews.
carrot is a human adopted by dwarves, based on human standards. but within dwarf culture, he IS a dwarf. specifically, he has undergone specific rituals and memorised certain passages, making him LEGALLY a dwarf. this is basically how conversion works in judaism. indeed, as in judaism, it's considered rude to even mention that carrot is six feet tall and obviously wasn't born into the culture he has adopted.
the dwarves also have internal rifts - there are a group of 'orthodox' dwarves who consider the dwarves in ankh-morpork (who have adopted other customs and don't follow traditional roles) not to be dwarves at all, and don't recognise carrot as a dwarf for the same reason. they believe that the way to be a dwarf is to live in an all-dwarf community and follow their traditional rules, while other dwarves believe they need to change with the times and integrate (at least somewhat) with larger society. jewish as fuck.
there's also the interaction of dwarves with gender. when cherie comes out as female (which isn't a recognised gender by dwarvish society) she is ostracised for taking on the feminine roles common to other discworld races. however, she could never THINK of cutting off her beard, because she is still a dwarf. i see parallels with women in judaism taking on roles traditionally considered 'masculine' (e.g., as rabbis, wearing tallit and kippot) and the acceptance of queer people into jewish communities. there's lots of great discussion about cherie as a trans character on tumblr, btw.
finally, something that particularly strikes me is the line from carrot in tfe, where he says that the biggest dwarf city on the disc is ankh-morpork. obviously all diaspora communities can relate, but it's really something to know that new york is the city with the most jews in the world (960k to jerusalem's 570k. btw, 3rd is LA!).
i just love that, again, consciously or unconsciously, pratchett incorporated more positive elements of jewish culture into his portrayal of the dwarves.
#gnu terry pratchett#discworld#jumblr#jewish#judaism#tolkien#dwarves#the hobbit#lord of the rings#the silmarillion#carrot ironfoundersson#cherie littlebottom#cheery littlebottom#the origin of dwarves in tolkien is jewish as fuck#also i love orthodox jews! y'all are so cool!! i hope this post doesn't come off as critical of orthodoxy#not bringing up the conflict between trolls and dwarves in the main post bc... yk... but like. it's there. it's VERY there.#also i do not want shit from people for mentioning jerusalem. it's a fun fact. read my fucking bio and then shout at me.#feels like i'm poking a hornet's nest by jewposting but we shall see#long post
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What's up Fukutora nation, I have more slop
#when don't i they're all i draw#i think it's safe to say i'm the only dedicated fukutora fanartist lurking around tumblr atm#WHICH CAN CHANGE OHOHOHO#no pressure guys if i have to sail this ship on my own so be it#anyways shout out to the iconic gay chicken Reddit post you will forever be funny#yamamoto taketora#fukunaga shouhei#fukutora#haikyuu!!#haikyuu#haikyuu fanart#hq#hq fanart#my art
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#It's WILD to me that she's listed as polish/french when poland was part of the russian empire...#...but if it's a UKRAINIAN who was born when THAT country was part of the russian empire...#...then they're listed as 'russian but born in modern-day Ukraine'#shout out to the wikipedia editors for 'russian artist from ukraine'. hmmm. I wonder if there's a word for that.#no shade to poland; I'm sure many of the english language wikipedia editors didn't learn about ukraine until two years ago#anyway happy birthday to a slav icon#maria skłodowska curie#marie curie
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I don't know how to explain it, but I think it's SO interesting that Fiddleford keeps the photo of Emma-May and Tate visible on top of his desk to "keep him grounded" (whatever THAT means...), while he kept the photo of him and Ford at BMU hidden in his desk (which he brought with him to Gravity Falls for ABSOLUTELY NO REASON).
I mean, the text doesn't outright say that it was hidden, but considering that Ford had to RANSACK Fiddleford's notes to even find it after living with him for MONTHS....
#i know i'm gonna wake up tomorrow morning and whatever this is isn't gonna make sense#but it's 2 am and as of right now it does#fiddleford i know what you are....#gravity falls#gravity falls stanford#stanford pines#gf stanford#fiddleford hadron mcgucket#fiddleford mcgucket#old man mcgucket#gf fiddleford#fiddleford x stanford#fiddauthor#fiddleauthor#i swear to god this specific page in tbob won't leave me alone#shout out to you are in love by t swift for making me realize this lol
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