#i'm not even rlly team jacob

[ilysweetleaf]

happy 17th wedding anniversary to my parents

[sodafrog13]

hotline 1 character gamer thoughts.. bc i've been thinking abt it a lot. under the cut for convenience :-)

jacket: fighting and racing games, also more "chill" stuff like stardew valley but that's just bc he likes running around and doing fuck all. if he and gf play together, she's managing the farm like she's running the navy and he's just off fishing or running around in circles while digging thru ppl's trash and maybe doing things on gf's behalf if she asks him to. he can fuck you up in most arcade games tho; he particularly loves those light gun ones and he's like scary good at claw machines (which is great bc he can win beard or gf prizes :V)

gf: she and jacket share a lot of the same tastes; esp when it comes to fighting/racing stuff. they're both pretty equally good at fighting stuff (jacket's a little better) but she's way better at racing stuff ironically enough, even tho she doesn't actually know how to drive. also enjoys boomer shooters (jacket likes them too but not rly to play; he enjoys watching her play them tho) and beat 'em ups. also a little more niche but i think she'd also like those types of games where you have to sort things; thinks they're satisfying and helps with her compulsive need to sort things irl

beard: i don't think he's much of a video game person but i think that guy would love any sort of table top game. like i'm convinced he would rlly fw m:tg and dnd, y'k? things that require a lot of thought and maybe theatrics (and also things jacket would very much Not be into but i think he'd go w beard to competitions as like. his moral support lol). video games wise tho, he'd probs like. idk, minesweeper or 2048 LOL something that's just kinda supposed to keep you preoccupied rather than entertained. but also maybe smth like inscryption and buckshot roulette; i think he'd like the style of those and the strategizing aspect (maybe not story so much)

biker: oh this guy would fuck so heavy w typing of the dead. that and shit like guitar hero; i know at heart this jackass has a little bit of nerd in xem no matter how much xe may try to deny it. xe's also into boomer shooters/beat 'em ups/shmups but also xe typically gets tired of them relatively quickly so xyr library is like filled w games of those types that all have like a max of 5 hours on them each; very much does not give a shit abt secrets or any sort of story aspect. can fuck you up in tetris tho, xe'd probs do that shit that doremy does where he places blocks on the beat of the music. also weirdly good at pinball but refuses to admit it

richter: this man has 1000+ hrs on tf2 and almost all of them are on sniper. he spends most of his time on never-ending ctf servers and has gotten accused of being a bot more times than he can count. the only thing that can prove he's not is the fuck all rare unusual he got by accident and australium stock sniper rifle. he does not speak in VC. he does not type in TC. he uses voice commands and taunts only. he can and will single handedly carry your team to victory. you should uber him, and i'm not joking about that at all. he is a man to be feared. he also helps his mom with the sudoku and crossword in the paper every morning.

richard: i think it'd like uhm. weird art games. or i guess, as jacob geller puts it, games that are not games. that and weird/horror/unsettling(?) (j)rpgs. LSD dream emulator, yume nikki, ib, witch's house, who's lila?, IMSCARED, and anything that's sort of... meant to be an experience rather than an actual game (drawing blanks rn but presentable liberty obvs comes to mind). likes to ponder/analyze things and also enjoys things where you gotta fuck around w the files to find out more stuff, it's like a little treasure hunt to it. also think it would like firewatch, both for the story and also bc it likes watching the sunsets in that game.

don juan: boomer shooters also but its mostly the newer stuff that catches her eye; stuff like the new blood boomer shooter trio (ULTRAKILL, dusk, amid evil) and cruelty squad would b right up her alley (and she'd totally be a tryhard about all of them). she also rly likes puzzle games tho! stuff like bubble poppers and tetris/puyo puyo tetris especially, but she can also keep herself occupied for A While just by playing solitaire. oh and minecraft. i think she'd rly like minecraft. terrarria, too, esp either of them modded, i think she'd have a lot of fun w them. def one of those ppl who gets all the minecraft achievements by herself, no cheats, on the hardest difficulty. bc she can, mostly.

rasmus: also not as big a video game person but they can and will crush you at chess (DJ's not as good but they play together sometimes; they specifically go easy on her). not as big a fan of it but they do also enjoy tetris/ppt; they and DJ will play together sometimes and rich will watch that shit like it's coco melon lol. part of me also wants to say they might enjoy desk jockeys? like papers, please and death and taxes (and i guess by extension, things that can enact moral/philosophical quandaries), but also maybe not; i think they usually get a lot more entertainment out of books and cinema/movies than games

[butterfrogmantis]

brainy for the ask meme (im predictable)

Sexuality headcanon: Gay. A home of sexuals. A lover of men, if u will

Gender headcanon: This one has been plaguing my mind tbh because like. In terms of official au it kinda has to follow the guys growing up together but also the discord's Brainy gender stuff is rlly good .. I have more leway with human au but I don't want too many differences but perhaps!! He/They Brainy, as a treat.

A ship I have with said character: Brainy/Gutsy and Brainy/Chef on the brain, always. I'm even tempted to say I almost ship them equally and honest to Peyo would have made it an official BV OT3 but Bladesmith already existed by the time I started to REALLY like Brainy/Chef and I can't really conceive an OT4 w/ Butcher in the middle of all that so. Instead I can enjoy Brainy/Chef in my Au's and keep Brutsy as my main <3

A brOTP I have with said character: Clumsy, of course! I think they had a mutual 'it's complicated' and I don't overlook the gay aspects of the 80's, I've never denied that, but (vaguely gestures to you know. Everything)

A NOTP I have with said character: HM I think Brainy is p/ funny with a lot of characters. I don't think I like Brainy/Handy purely for the fact I find they're much funnier as rivals

A random headcanon: He has leftover WereSmurf aspects, although he doesn't transform. Would be team Jacob though /j (I have never watched Twilight)

General Opinion over said character: He's so pathetic (affectionate) Actually Brainy was one of the two that got me INTO Smurfs so my opinion has always been positive and he deserves better. I've always had a soft spot for the uppity rule-obsessed nerds (Chezz, Mido...)

[ameliasbitvh]

🎨 watercolor eyes

nate broke up w u cuz he cant figure out whats happening to him and his feelings til he realized ur ‘it’ for him but he’s too late for that 💁‍♀️💁‍♀️

he's always too late, what a cunt. it's okay tho guys, i can fix him !! (omg i acc rlly like this one!!)

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he hated it. he hated the feeling he got in his stomach when you were around, it was churning in the best way possible. it made him want to vomit, sickening.

the way that your skin felt on his. he had a revulsion towards it. the way it made his skin erupt in goosebumps and made him want to grasp you into his arms. what the fuck, man?

and don't even get started on your face, god you were beautiful, everyone knew that. but to him you were more than gorgeous, you were aphrodite in his eyes, even better than her in fact.

and because of all of this, he hated you.

he hated how your voice soothed him, how pretty you looked when you cried, how fucking nice you were, he hated every fucking little thing about your pretty self.

that's why he decided: if i hate her so much, i should leave her.

but some part of him begged him not to, some part of him watched her crumble under his power and felt bad for her.

felt a sliver of empathy for the godforsaken mess of a girl in front of him on her knees asking him, "why are you changing your mind? yesterday you said —" and that's when he bit back, "yesterday, i said that fucking yesterday, y/n. not today."

"you found something more exciting, huh?" you laughed, sniffling pushing yourself off the ground. you were done looking pathetic.

and that's what caught him off guard, "exciting?"

"yeah, am i not as exciting as the girls who you had before? did you find someone who was willing to do any fucking thing for you? drink your fucking piss? take your bullshit? you know! im glad you ended this, because someday i'll be everything to someone else. just as exciting, just as pretty, just as everything they want. i don't fucking need you, nate jacobs."

and you stayed true to your words. you didn't need an entitled, white boy on the football team. there were greater things in life besides dating the captain of the football team.

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fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, he fucked up.

he paced back and forth in his room, goddammit it was like he couldn't breathe without you. his lungs were going to collapse if he couldn't smell your sweet scent, see your pretty face, touch your soft skin. he missed all of you.

he didn't hate everything about you, he loved it all and thats why he fucking hated you.

because he needed you and nate jacobs doesn't need anyone but himself, or thats at least what he thought.

his hand roughly ruffled through his hair, he began rammaging through his bags and pockets looking for his phone.

but instead he found a picture of you in the back pocket of his jeans, the picture was from a month ago: good luck in your game, baby, i'm cheering you on !! <3

thats how long he hasn't talked to you a damn month, well he's attempted but each time you ignored him or were swept away from someone else.

"what the fuck." he wanted to do nothing more but rip that damn picture into a million little pieces and he did exactly that.

he tore it into the smallest bits he could, finally in the end he realized what he did. "fuck, why the fuck did i do that — WHAT THE FUCK!" he threw a framed picture of both you and him at the wall, the glass shattering into a million pieces just like his heart.

"god, y/n i need you. i fucking need you!" he panted, his hands scrambling for his phone he had found. quickly he clicked on your contact, the phone rang. "dammit you bitch, you made me love you. pick up, just please pick up, ple — " he heard a voice on the other side of the line, yours.

"nate?"