#i'm normalllllll

[rookthebird]

au where instead of doing the Snap in hopes that Death will love him, as per the comics, Thanos decides to *make* Death love him. He's heard tales of a man on Sakaar who captured two gods and forced them to amuse him, so surely it's possible. Maybe he can ask this Grandmaster fellow for advice.

and then a few years later, Agatha wakes up to wild pounding on her door. She hasn't had her coffee yet; nevertheless, she throws on a robe and slouches downstairs, grumbling about the HOA. Flinging the door open, she's ready to give whoever it is a piece of her mind-

and everything stops.

because it's her ex-wife collapsed on her front porch, beaten and bruised and trembling.

"sorry, babe," Rio rasps, coughing up something like blood. "i didn't know where else to go."

[deadbeandrop]

i swear to god slinkman the slug that you are

[july-19th-club]

one of the most annoying things my brain does is that when i enjoy something - book, movie, band, whatever - and somebody i respect doesn't enjoy it for whatever reason, like there's nothing wrong with it, it just didn't work for that person and they didn't think it was that good...well my immediate knee-jerk mental response to that type of situation is to feel like i have to start revising my opinions on the thing i liked, because if it actually was good, then Respected Person Who Didn't Like It would have a different opinion. and if i was smarter or had better taste, i'd share Respected Person's opinion. both of which lead me to develop sour feelings about things i've enjoyed immensely right up until the moment someone i care about or think is cool/smart/whatever expresses disinterest or dislike of that thing. and it fucking sucks because the solution to this problem is just "own your opinions about innocuous things" but it's incredibly fucking difficult in practice because i worry my friends will stop respecting me if i enjoy things they thought were kinda not that good. or that everybody i respect knows i have shitty taste and is just too nice to tell me about it and elevate my interests to Only Things Cool And Respected People Enjoy. and what if that's just a reflection of my own reactions??? what if my visceral disinterest in taylor swift means i actually hate everyone who genuinely enjoys her music? what if i think they're all losers with no taste? why else would i assume that's what people think of me when i say actually, the shadowhunters tvshow meant a lot to me and i thought it was good? and it becomes a deep ethical spiral that i have to claw my way up out of in order to not go into a tism crisis over Was Animated Movie Good or Was It Just Alright? and ultimately it means i rarely completely trust my own opinions on things like art, music, entertainment. just because i like it doesn't mean i should. like what if it's mid? and even though i've been working on this for years, that baseline anxiety is there in everything i experience with one regular exception: if everybody agrees something is cringe, but still fun, then i can enjoy it without worry, because there's no danger that saying 'this is so fun' will lead to people secretly thinking i'm kinda lame. and that. is why riverdale is the perfect television show for me

[yaekiss]

casually turns on anon even if we’re mutuals because im. small and shy.

so um. would you recommend DoL??? I’ve been hearing about it more and more but I can’t seem to find anything about the gameplay or where to play it so I’m curious!!

,,. kisses u bye bye

HELLO ANON MUTUAL!! (totally not trying to guess who u r rn...) I rambled a bit too much (and the game is nsfw to begin with) so it'll be under the cut!!

Would I recommend DoL? I've only been playing it for 2 days so far (thank u for the relentless DoL posting andi, you've opened my eyes 2 sydney <3) LMAO so I'm probably not the most reliable source but I think if you're into darker content (i.e. noncon, kidnapping, literally turning into a cowperson), yeah go for it! There's also a setting to set the game to a softer mode !

Gameplay-wise, I guess the best way to sum up what I've been doing is balancing the different effects of the actions your playable character carries out? (i.e. do you want to confront someone and risk an unsavory situation or ignore it and add stress to your character?)

But it's been fun figuring out what choices help progress the relationship between you and your love interest! And if you're ever stuck somewhere too miserable, there's always previous game saves to help you retract your choices (idc if I have 50 saves rn, I'm determined 2 see through my pure Sydney route!!!!)

UHH ANYWAYS hopefully my rambles made sense/helped a lil LMFAO,,, other more experienced DoL players if you're seeing this...... feel free to add in info in the replies ILHKDLSLA

[usedtobecooler]

i need king steve fucking plus size!reader in the bathroom at a party and forcing her to watch herself in the mirror

i'm normal i'm normal i'm normalllllll

pairing | steve harrington x plus size fem!reader

warnings | sexual content (18+ minors dni), vaginal fingering, unprotected piv sex, intoxicated sex, squirting, hair pulling, steve is handsy, rough and a little bitchy

word count | 1.5k

a/n | i have literally no excuse for how filthy this is i'm so sorry (i'm not)

His large hands engulf your waist, making you feel small as he presses you up against the porcelain sink, his chest pushed up tightly against your back and the thick outline of his cock prodding into the fat of your ass.

You're trapped, soft curve of your belly squishing into the sink, one of Steve's hands wandering from your waist to dip beneath the short hem of your skirt, fingertips skimming your inner thigh until your legs fall open for him. He's done this before, that much is obvious — from how comfortable he is pressing you into this position, to how his spit-slick lips mouth at the shell of your ear, whiskey laced breath hitting the soft skin.

You whine quietly when the pads of Steve's fingers slide over the damp material of your panties, pressing down onto your clothed clit until you're arching into him, curve of your ass pushing back onto his cock until he's grunting in your ear, the sound heavenly, your cunt fluttering.

"You're soaked," Steve comments, the grin spreading across his lips when you keen into him, hips bucking into his hand. Your own hands come out to brace yourself on the sink, nails biting into the hardened material as you sag back against him, leaving yourself pliant and open for his wandering hands.

Nervous butterflies flutter in your belly as Steve dips his fingers into your panties, two expert fingers sliding through the wet mess of your pussy, getting the digits nice and wet before he sinks them both in at the same time, crooking them forward into your frontal wall until you're gasping.

"Feels good, right?" Steve mutters, planting a kiss just below your ear lobe, lips running over your flushed skin as he begins working his fingers in and out of your needy cunt. You open up for him so easily, body loose and pliant under his grip as he fucks you on his fingers, kissing and biting at your skin until it's raised and raw.

"Mmph," You mumble, nodding your head in agreement — it's embarrassing how quickly you melt into him, letting him grip and manhandle your body as he fucks you languidly with his long fingers, curling and pressing them into that one spot until your vision blurs at the edges.

His other hand wanders up, up, up — fingers dipping into the low cut neck of your shirt, pulling the loose material until your tits fall out, nipples hardening in the cool air of the room. You cry out as soft fingertips run over your nipple, heightening the pleasure of his fingers working in and out of your cunt.

"You're perfect," Steve mutters, kissing sloppily up the side of your neck as he toys with your body, thumb running over the hardened nub of your clit and shocking a cry of his name from your lips, "say my name again, you sound too fuckin' pretty."

"Steve," you squeal, fingers whitening on the hard surface of the sink, a warmth spreading throughout your lower belly as he works you towards the edge — using every inch of your body, "I'm gonna —"

"That's it, cum for me, baby." Steve's all but cackling as your mouth falls open in an almost silent moan, thighs quivering and stomach tensing up as your orgasm hits you like a freight train — you feel yourself gushing wet all over his fingers, soaking him down to the wrist as he continues fucking you through it, leaving you dizzy and overstimulated.

"Too much, God, Steve," You cry, your own hand leaves the sink to grip at his wrist, fingernails clawing at his tan skin. You can't tell if you're trying to keep him there or push him away, though he doesn't let up pressing his fingers into your frontal wall until your cunt gushes for him again, an animalistic noise tearing from your throat as he pulls another orgasm from you. It's not enough to drown out the sounds of your release dripping onto the floor, pooling at your feet on the tile.

"Just wanted to make sure you were ready to take me that's all, honey," He comments, that stupid smirk on his face as he catches your eyes through the reflection in the mirror, his fingers deftly slipping from you, "I've been told I'm a bit of a stretch."

He bends you back over the sink, arching your back and flipping your skirt up. You're still tipsy, pussy fluttering and clenching as you wait in anticipation for the breach of his cock. You watch your own reflection briefly in the mirror, cringe at the flushed state of your face, before dipping your head again.

Steve shuffles around behind you, your ears pricking up at the sound of his belt unbuckling, the rustling of his Levi's being pushed down his thighs. He sighs quietly, jerking his cock a few times for a little relief before lining himself up, smearing the fat head into the wet mess you left.

The head of his cock catching on your puffy cunt shocks you, a loud gasp escaping you — he felt big.

"Holy shit," Your breath is knocked from your lungs when the first few inches slide into your pussy, your walls pulsing around him as you struggle to adjust. His fingertips dig into the meat of your ass when you attempt to wiggle your hips, a warning to stop.

"Still so fucking tight around my dick, fuck," Steve hisses, punching his hips forward until he's snug up against your ass, pushing himself so deep your eyes roll into your skull.

"Your cock is huge," You whimper, voice high pitched and wavering as your pussy clenches sporadically around him, adjusting to the sheer size of him. No amount of prep could've gotten you ready enough for him.

"I know." Steve's voice is smug as he grins, pulling out halfway and pushing back in just as quickly, choking a cry from you in return.

His rhythm is brutal from the get go, an evident sign of how desperate he was to blow his load, heavy balls slapping against your soaked cunt with every thrust. Your head hangs low, blurry eyes squeezing shut as you let him use you — he's so thick that the pressure on your g-spot is relentless, has you gushing even wetter for him.

Long fingers run into your scalp, gripping a handful of your hair to snap your head up, pulling sharply on the crown until you're gasping, "Watch yourself, watch me fuck you." Steve demands.

You open your eyes, catching his own hard ones watching you already through the mirror. You're — well you're a fucking mess. Shining with sweat, cheeks burning hot, mouth hung open. You're covered in bruises and bite marks, all the way down to your tits that bounce with every sharp punch of Steve's hips, nipples pebbled and aching to be touched.

"You look so fucking hot," Steve groans, shoving into you deeper for emphasis, forcing a cry from your lips, "All wrecked on my cock, baby. Like a fuckin' wet dream."

Your cheeks flush even hotter at his words, though your cunt clenches, hips pushing back onto him in response to his filthy mouth.

Steve chokes on a groan, digs his fingers into your waist, "Should see how good you're taking me, honey. Your pussy loves me."

"S'all yours," You whimper, a loud moan ripping from you when he pulls your hair tighter at that, thrusting into you and rolling his hips. The head of his cock presses so deep you swear you feel him in your guts, every ridge and vein prominent.

Your eyes catch his once more through your reflection — his eyelids half-hooded, lips parted in an almost constant string of grunts and groans. The noises do it for you, every single one shooting straight to your core.

"I'm gonna cum, need you to cum first, yeah?" Steve groans, hips pistoning into you as he chases his high, the loud clapping of your wet skin increasing tenfold, "Can I cum in you? Y'gonna let me fill this pussy and claim it? Please?"

"Ohmygod," You whine, eyes squeezing shut as the coil in your tummy snaps, your pussy pulsing and squeezing around Steve as you come, body vibrating with it. The white hot heat coursing through your veins, orgasm ripping through your entire body.

Steve chokes on a groan, pulling your hair even tighter and snapping your neck back, "Oh fuck, you're so fucking tight," he literally whines, and in your hazy state you push your hips back in retaliation, pushing him even deeper, "that's it honey, fuck, fuuuuck—!"

His cock pulses in you when he comes, hot spurts painting your insides as you mewl, whimpering quietly when he grips onto your waist to steady himself. It feels like he comes for ages, filling you up until you feel it drooling from your cunt.

Your body basically goes limp when his fingers stop gripping your hair, instead soothing your stinging scalp. His other hand rubs up your side, fingertips pressing into squishy skin until you're keening into it.

There's momentary silence, until a deep chuckle rumbles from Steve's chest, his spent cock slipping from you and eliciting a pretty gasp from his lips, "You've made quite the mess, honey."

[thedialup]

aha. grian permakilled scar. ahah. yeah this is has never happened before aha yeah I'm FINE IM FUCKING NORMALLLLLLL

[hellsgreatestdad]

Vox's need for Alastor's attention and (potential) validation + Vox wondering if Alastor would like him more if he were a woman + ah fuck now Vox is feeling some kind of way about his gender (he's felt this way before but he's choosing to ignore that) + Vox's ingrained ideas of gender roles from his human life + I/me/myself by Will Wood = me being normallllllllll I'm so fucking normalllllll it's craaaazy

[demphix]

Ceroba ceroba ceroba I'm not normalllllll

So called "free thinkers" when Crowbar

[sirenskinni]

My amazing boss is bringing me lunch tmrw since I have to work the holiday, but I'm also gonna have to eat dinner w him later 😭 2 meals in one day is insane but he's already very sus of me/my habits so i have to act normalllllll ugh pray 4 me yall

[rollcakies]

roll cake and Kiwi for the ask game? hehehe

YIPPEEEE YAYYY YIPPEEEE

Roll Cake Cookie

Sexuality Headcanon: demiro/se and gay

Gender Headcanon: trans man

A ship I have with said character: KIWIROLL 4 LIFE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

A BROTP I have with said character: Tbh w/ Gumball because it's VERY funny.

A NOTP I have with said character: anything that isn't kiwiroll idgaf genuinely

A random headcanon: he and Pancake are related to roll cake squirrels. No elaboration

General Opinion over said character: HE'S EVERYTHINGGGGGGG SINCE HE RELEASED IN 2018 I HAVEN'T BEEN NORMALLLLLLL if you think of deranged kinnies think of me in 2018-19 and Roll Cake. I'm never escaping and no one is beating him from 1# of Cookies of all time to me.

In alll seriousness he's very compelling and fun, like genuinely, I wish there was a little more with him... They release Roll Cake in crk next month trust

Kiwi Cookie

Sexuality Headcanon: bisexual

Gender Headcanon: painfully cis (or... Cis+)

A ship I have with said character: KIWIROLL 4 LIFE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

A BROTP I have with said character: KiwiDino and KiwiPizza.... Hear me out...

A NOTP I have with said character: errr KiwiRockstar? I really don't like it but I think the idea of Kiwi not even knowing of Rockstars existence or who he is is VERY funny.

A random headcanon: he's a huge sap that likes cheesy comedy and romances and holds the status of being cringe with pride

General Opinion over said character: it's very tough cuz he had strong connection to someone i wish to never think about ever again but my love for kiwiroll is stronger, and recently i rediscovered for myself how fun and interesting he is. One of those old-school cookie run characters you can actually speculate on solely based on his in-game items, charts, descriptions and such.

Cookie run's charm always was speculation aspect to me and he's like... One of those rare links to that I still care about.

[nutria--oscura]

just finished the ep

q: what the fuck just happened?

~spoilers for s2 ep36~

title and description are terrifying me

initiative??? immediately???

'are bullets entering lincoln?' - matt arnold 2023

terryyyyyy, w-what do you have on you?

'hubby' 'babe'x2

is that marching band music when normal heals himself? why am i not suprised?

TERRYYYYYYY

'it's hermie's turn, and hermie is going to sulk' no-

TERRI DOESN'T REMEMBER TJ- I KNOW WE WERE ALL EXPECTING IT BUT LIKE- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

a flower in a gun as gentle as possible? ok?

OH SHITE LINC GOT SHOT

'you stuck me behind those prison bars with nothing but a gun' i need to use this now, one way or another i need to use it

'it's normal and all the other ones!'

TERRI NOOOOOOO

WILLY YOU ************* *** ***** *** ******-

WAIT COLLARS ON 'US' SO ALL THE DADS HAVE COLLARS

'there's a spell called magic?' 'dispel magic'

JPL=just penis losers

'actually i have the best dad and he's not he-around' 'someday my dad's gonna come to a game, and he's gonna see hoe great i am' bestie, noooo

terry's 'oh no' is killing me

HERMIE NO WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS??? i mean i know why but like WHYYY

normalllllll

hermieeeee

oakworthyyyyy (+ linc? again with the thruple thing boi?)

NO THE BLACK PARADE

NO NO NO

'i'm going to roll, look at the thing i'm looking at' - me every time i try to look at something without my glasses

'goths are pretty small'

me 🤝 taylor: wearing clothing cause they're fucking cool even tho the temperature and activities are absolutely gonna murder us

'it's a width issue not a length issue' ok sir-

the parade is looking for scary? OH NO THEY'RE LOOKING FOR SCARY

taylor... wha-? ohhhh ok

'find ammo my man' really is doing a lot of work

TJ ASKING FOR A HUG AND TERRI GIVING IT TO HIM OH NO OH NO OH NO OH NO OH NO

hermie- i know what you're about to- and he's done it

'LIKE ITSY BITSY SPIDER?!' 'like itsy bitsy spider!'

'don't say it too mean tho, cause it will hurt my feelings' awhh- 'you can say it to me nothing hurts my feelings anymore' linc are you ok? (ans: no, sherlock, no)

'ok babe' 'yea babe' these 2 man

oh yeah the black parade is still there

NO THE TAPE MEASURE NOO- WAIT IS THE SCARY TJ SEES ACTUALLY HERMIE AS SCARY- SHIT

'hey boys~'

do a flip! *taylor flips* hell yeah! *taylor fucks up* oh no!

parachute train! parachute caterpillar!

the poem? 'makes me wanna scream or go insane' well do i have news for you!

YES WILL! REMEMBERING TJ

TJ NOOOOO-

GERARD IS THE LEADER?! whay am i surprised?

oh no- oh no no no no no no no n o n o n o

TJ NO- OH NO- NO

'it's been a really long time since anyone's said that they're proud of me' bestie are you o- (ans: you already know, why are you asking?)

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO TJ NO-

FUCK ME HOLY SHIT NO NO NO NO NO N

A BULLET?!?!

SNIPER? GRANT???

GRANT NOOOO-

GRANT SCREAMING IN PAIN- SHIT-

once again:

Therapy for all

[cloudcountry]

My silliness is gone. :(((((

I wish I could play with spray paint :((((((((

It makes me sad that I canttttttt

the energy drink didn't work as long as normalllllll

Maybe I should ask mom for another

Maybe it'll work longer if I drink more????

Idk I'm sad

hugging you DONT WORRY someday we will play with spray paint and it'll be loads of fun C:<

[mads-nesss]

I WANNA BE NORMALLLLLLL. *I'm lying of course*

[fallengrizzly]

jm so normalllllll. I'm so normalllllll. fiddleford made ford fucking GLOVES!!!! HE GOTFORD A FUCKING AXOLOTL!!!!!! because it reminded fid of himb ..... he left his family from Cali to come to ford, when he asked. ggggrgrhrgrgrgr I'm crazy. I'm crazy I need to bite my hand off

[ghostisn0there]

No idea if I'm using tumblr right but I just need everyone to know how much I love Kurt Wagner, and Scott Summers, and Logan Howlett, and Warren Worthington, and Remy LeBeau, and Wade Wilson, and this list can keep going on forver GRGRGRGRGRGGR I AM NORMALLLLLLL

[0utofs1ght-0utofm1nd]

I'm 277777777 I'm not 17777777 and that's normalllllll and okayyyyyy