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I'm retiring from crochet because I'm never gonna make anything better than this
rat pattern from here
#this is my crowning achievement my magnum opus my mamma mia here we go again (2018)#crochet#amigurumi#I'm making shit#yarnblr
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Born to don't wanna. Forced to gotta
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forgive and forget? wrong. charged two-handed heavy attack with my greatsword of resentment
#the shit i'm being put through at the moment is absolutely insane#can't make it up#but I finally get the chance to be righteously resentful.#you never know how easy it is to get gaslit until you've been there#shut up lea
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make a cohost account, make a blue skies account, make a pillow fort account, make a artfol account, share your discord, make a back-up account, make another account, make another account, make another account-
#shitpost#pot dog#pot dot#doodles#sites just remain normal challenge impossible#i can barely manage having a tumblr and a twitter account to both post to#the prospect of making more accounts more places just because shit may go down in flames or threaten to do so is exhausting#i will remain here until the ship is at the very bottom of the ocean cause i'm so tired of extending myself for social media efficiency
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I was just browsing around here at random and I think the current generation of social media users need to re-learn a certain truth:
the Secret Service will investigate all perceived threats to the president or top government officials, even if they are clearly unserious.
Now, they aren't going to arrest you for joking about it. They are going to show up at your house with printouts of your tumblr and other social media and ask you some very pointed questions and it's going to be extremely uncomfortable. They want you to know that they know what you said, and that if you were planning to do more than talk, you should stop that, because now they have their eye on you.
And yeah, in the back of their minds they're thinking "what if this seemingly harmless poster actually turns out to have a gun and a plan, and we dismiss them because we think they couldn't possibly be serious?" But mainly the first thing.
Let me make one thing clear: I am expressing neither approval or disapproval of this practice. I am stating the fact that they've done this for decades -- it's not a particular feature of the new administration. And given that their one and only job is keeping some very unpopular people alive, it makes sense that they're being damn sure no one slips through the cracks. Because it only takes one.
Oh, and just for the record, if you use common censorship techniques to talk about "unaliving" or "k*lling" someone you shouldn't, they can still find you. Some of these people have been on the social media beat for years by now, you know they speak fluent TikTok.
Be safe out there, okay? Don't get put on a list for a dumb joke.
#by and large you can say all kinds of hyperbolic violent shit about random people and not draw LEO attention#it won't be regarded as a 'true threat'#(fuck you mullenweg)#but y'all i'm serious they are SUPER sensitive about the president#because among all the people joking and venting are also plenty of people mad enough to make a real plan#we don't hear about most of them because they're stopped before it gets that far#but like. imagine the obama years.
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I woke up this morning with toxic godzilla yuri in my head
#godzilla#monster girl#character art#monster woman#toxic yuri#monster girl yuri#godzilla vs ghidora but they're dykes#I watched too many godzilla movies as a kid and I'm making that y'all's problem#ghidora is a crime boss and goji is just some punk with a heart of gold who keeps getting into her shit or something idk
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So my bike was stolen from our garage last night. My beloved, custom, carbon fiber, most-expensive-thing-I-own-aside-from-my-car bike. I just found it listed on FB marketplace. Shit is about to go down.
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Physically? I am sitting in my bedroom. Mentally? Spiritually? I AM DEAD ON THE FLOOR!!!!! THESE TWO HAVE KILLED ME!!!!
(Another drawing! This was originally attempt #1 at drawing stan, and then fiddleford just showed up. Kinda feels like them five minutes after the above acting like nothing happened though, so it works sdjkgkjfshj)
#HEALED FIDDLEFORD HAS ME BOUNCING OFF THE FUCKING WALLS!!!!!!! GIVE THE MAN A BRIGHT HAPPY FUTURE!!! FUCK!!!!!#I don't know how i'm coming off right now#when i say that i've been super manic about them for the past week I really mean it#guys Idk but I think I might be fiddlestans number one fan#I liked this pairing before book of bill and after reading it it only solidified things#IT IS SO MUCH MORE THAN A CRACK SHIP TO ME!!!!!!!!#fiddlestan#gravity falls#anyway this is supposed to be them the next summer#stan is working the shack to tutor soos for tourist season#fiddleford has changed while the twins were on the stan o war#STAN DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO FEEL AT FIRST and they have a lot of shit to work through from their past before they can start making out dksjds#sketchbook#traditional art#pencil drawing#traditional drawing#stanley pines#fiddleford mcgucket#gravity falls fanart
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so... some people on tiktok have been making sibling swap stuff, except a lot of them feel like either color palette swaps/miss the entire points of these characters so I decided to make my own because I was being autistic about it. so now I have an entire au :3c
I have more of these designs in the works but have these two for now
#beri art#I could yap about this au if people wanted to hear about it#I'm not making this to shit on anyone else's ideas btw this is just for fun#if someone gets on small detail wrong I do lose my mind a little bit#I'm just really autistic about mlp#also these designs are based off of my own redesigns for the mane 6#and their siblings#mlp#mlp fim#my little pony#my little pony friendship is magic#mlp fanart#my little pony fanart#my little pony au#mlp au#mlp sibling swap au#sibling swap au#fluttershy#zephyr breeze#twilight sparkle#shining armor
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people are drawing Steamboat Willie Mickey doing all this crazy shit and whatnot, but you could always do that. you can do that now, with current Mickey, just fine. it's fanart and it's legally protected. hell you could take Disney-drawn Mickey and put a caption about unions or whatever on it and it would still be protected under free speech and sometimes even parody law.
what is special about public domain is that you can SELL him. you could take a screenshot and sell it on a tshirt. you can use him to advertise your plumbing business. people have already uploaded and monetized the original film.
you could always have Mickey say what you want, but now you can profit off it.
#steamboat willie#Mickey mouse#Disney#public domain#you can't trademark him as like a logo or mascot of your plumbing business i just mean like#you can slap him in your commercial or side of the van#i just have seen soooo many people make ORIGINAL art of him and I'm like#no that's not the point!! you can already do that!!!#(obvs if it's a comic or something talking about him being free or whatever then yeah like i get it)#(but those people who put him as a fighter in their game?? Quinton reviews uploading the original video?? boss shit)#(THAT'S what it's about)
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bosh'tet

#I'm making shit#not sure i like how she turned out but I'm posting her anyway keelah se'lai#mass effect
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if I have to see one more AI image being purposefully reblogged on my dash because 'it's a meme' or 'it's funny' or 'well in THIS CASE it's okay!!!!' idc idcccccc what your reasons are I'm unfollowing you girl bye
#I don't wanna see it#no I don't think it's funny I think it's depressing#and nothing more than that#been seeing some stuff on the dash and I'm starting to wonder if ppl are going insane#just in case anyone was still not sure where I stand yk I don't think making AI shit is ok under any circumstances rn. literally none#idc what justifications you have to tell yourself I've heard plenty of them before and I still don't think they justify it#and I'm tireddddd I'm tired#so I'm just saying where I stand & that's all#sleep.txt#anti ai
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i consider myself a connoisseur of What Makes Chilchuck's Brain Fry
[Image description: Digital drawing of Senshi, Chilchuck, and Chilchuck's wife from Dungeon Meshi. Senshi has his arms around Chilchuck and his wife. He is leaning over and smiling at Chilchuck, who looks startled. Chilchuck's wife is holding up his head, and she is smiling at the viewer. The only color in the drawing is red lipstick on Chilchuck's wife's lips, and red lipstick smudges on Chilchuck's cheek. End description.]
#I DON TCAAARE if this looks shit. I'm DONE with it now!!!!#IM SO SICKKKKK I LOVE THIS POLY SO MUCH i need to make more art for them#art cabinet#chilwife is so so pretty i need to dive into a ditch#chilshi#pots n picks#dungeon meshi#dunmeshi
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i am Locked In.
#i have to say. i'm not NOT enjoying the divorce.#jlo's pulling the same shit i make the beatles and their wives pull in the angsty horrid love triangle char study fics i write#i'll just say that#old man yells at cloud
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Lines drawn, teeth bared.
[Ko-fi members can check out the behind-the-scenes thumbnails for this comic!]
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#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#lan wangji#wei wuxian#(Ko-fi members also got to see this comic early! And more posts and goodies are coming soon!)#Woof woof bark bark!!! Was this scene damn good. A lovely reminder that underneath that calm face are teeth that will bite.#I love the absolute astonishment and *fear* that the attacking cultivators have too.#No one wants to take on Hanguang Jun. Even if they out number him - no they don't.#It's a 'oh shit - if he's saying 'back off or die' he means it.'#This is a LWJ who's had over a decade of regretting not taking a stronger stand at WWX's side.#And the contrast to the flashback are excellent! This isn't the same morally conflicted young adult anymore!#This is a guy who has handed his leash over to another and faces the world saying 'if you make him drop that leash - I will bite.'#I'm being so purposeful with that wording too.#The real character growth is going from trying to collar and restrain WWX to allowing himself to be reigned in by the other.#It is about trust and respect - This is a man who understands what loyalty really is.#(and yeah LWJ would bark for WWX if asked. Was there any doubt of this? No. I still wanted to say it).
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been really into dandadan lately
#dandadan#dandadan fanart#momo ayase#okarun#ken takakura#turbo granny#aira shiratori#dandadan jiji#jin enjoji#seiko ayase#art#meme dump time... smiles#so um. this shit has literally consumed my life.#i'm on my third rewatch w friend and im about to start reading thru the manga for the second time (in spanish this time)#and i um.#i watched it for the first time a week ago. so.#hey if ur reading this and u havent yet u should watch dandadan :^) HEHJDSHJ#anyways.#shoutout to ginko for looking at these as i made them#and telling me if they were funny or not HEHJKSD#i made this spoiler free specifically for him wee#i love all the characters so much. All Of Them.#ive seen the aira hate. aira they could never make me hate u#okay thats enough yapping#if youre reading this i hope you have/had a good day!
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