#i'm just thorsty

[doueverwonder]

I don't care if it's 1 am I didn't get my tea this mroning bc I broke the kettle I'm making myself tea now

[minoment]

I just need to speak, cuz I have ✨thoughts✨ about Mr. O'Hara. More like, I wanna bite his ass, there was NO REASON for it to be so WELL-SCULPTED I will behave like a starved man I just need one bite pls I am thorsty and I haven't even seen the movie

NO BC EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT HIS ASS (rightfully so)

His tits though?? Salivating-

Tbh everyone is like.. spidey-obsessed, changing their themes to him and everything. I'm too lazy personally but I understand the hype cus..

LOOK AT HIM- THE SWAGGER-

SOMETHING ABOUT LATINO OR ITALIAN MEN JUST MAKE ME SO FERAL THOUGH..

I'm looking at Alejandro Vargas, Rudy Parra, Namor, Miguel O'Hara..

(please send requests for them im begging, especially Namor and Miguel)

[spilledkaleidoscope]

i just read both of your disco elysium fanfics and oh my gosh. oh my gosh oh my ogsh my ogsh mygosh mygosh oh my gohsh it's pure delight if it was a nice cold beverage i would drink it like i'm thorsty it's sooooo goood i couldn't stop reading it it was amazing it was enthralling it was yum yum delicious. if i could i would give you five million dollars. it's that good

AGGHHH thank you I've said this a million times but getting compliments on my writing instead of drawing is still so fucking new to me... I'm glad you enjoyed it and thank you so much for taking time out of your day to let me know!

[bunnakit]

prompt: TayTime(Vegas?) with sub Timeeeee i am so thorsty i'm literally not thinking about anything else all the time. help

I'm so bad at writing anything even remotely filthy so I apologize in advance for this hot dumpster fire but I didn't wanna let this sit in my asks any longer 😭

Tay watched as Time squirmed against the bed, beautiful red rope pulled taut across his skin and face flushed in arousal and perhaps a hint of embarrassment. The thrill he felt was something new, something he hadn't anticipated when Vegas had made the suggestion, and he could easily find himself addicted to it.

"And that's how you tie them." Vegas finished explaining as he stepped away from the bed, hands on his hips and a look of satisfaction on his face.

"I probably won't remember. You'll have to show me again sometime." Tay smirked, following Vegas to the arm chair across the bed and settling in his lap. He'd have to thank Pete for this later because the way Time's jaw clenched and his nostrils flared was worth any favor he had to give.

"Something the matter?" Tay crooned across the room as Vegas' hand made its way up his thigh, squeezing gently. He gave an experimental roll of his hips, knowing they'd go no further than touching as per Pete's rules, but what Time didn't know was all the more fun for them.

"Funny, I don't think he likes sharing." Vegas smiled as he eyes never left Time's gagged and writhing form. It was fun to watch prey struggle, and he couldn't think of a more deserving subject. He'd seen the way Time had disregarded Tay throughout the years, watched as he stole a little bit of Tay's light and hoarded it like a selfish, gluttonous dragon. It would be good for him to have a lesson in humility - to be reminded that Tay was a beautiful piece of treasure to be valued.

"Maybe he'll learn his lesson this time." Tay's eyes were only on Vegas now, trailing down the line of his nose, the curves of his cheeks, down to his lips. His finger followed as a physical caress, playful and fleeting and eventually tracing down along his jaw and neck.

"Kiss me?" Tay pouted, lip jutting out and eyelashes fluttering playfully. He could almost feel Vegas holding back an eye roll and he knew he would owe him another favor just for that.

It was worth it when he heard Time growl around his gag the moment their lips pressed together. There was no spark there, no heat, but it was fun in its own right. It was enough that he was sure Pete was a lucky man.

[butmakeitgayblog]

Dear Andi, may you have the happiest birthday you can today.

Let me thank you for being very welcoming to this place, to all the crazy wonderful fics you have gifted to us all this time (even the sad ones), to each time one of your tags had me laughing out loud even on the suckiest days, to all the times you take a seemingly unpleasant opinion/question and use it to express a meaningful message very needed in these times. Everytime I tell you how impressed and in awe I am of your patience, maturity and modesty, it is with very serious proof.

May this virtual hug travel all the way from this tiny town in my small country to you.

May we get the answer (correct answer!!) to the eyes colour debacle.

And may you keep blessing us with your thorsty Alycia comments.

Congrats, babe 🖤

I'll always think you give me entirely too much credit because know I deep down I am 1. An idiot, and 2. An idiot with opinions 🥴

But regardless, this was so entirely sweet to read. Something you guys kinda say regularly is that this blog is a place to laugh and joke around, and that makes me more happy than anything. I'm glad it's a place people can come and just click off from the bullshit for awhile, not feel judged for questions or ideas or what have you. And I'm really glad that my stupid little jokes and, mindbogglingly, my silly little stories are something that brings even one person comfort on a shitty day. I love that this place can be that for you and that the stories are tiny pieces of comfort to shut out the noise even if for just a little while. It means a lot. So yeah, thank you gaby and to everyone who sent a happy birthday wish, I needed it this year. Thanks for always showing me so much kindness, patience, and support right back 💕

[woodnrust]

I'm loving the book I'm reading rn and I think reading this was the right choice cause I just might manage to avoid slumping (for now) but I suddenly realized that I haven't had tea in forever so I'm kinda thorsty

[supernovaniamh]

Ah well, nothing a little blood of the damned won't fix, it's sovereign treating all manner of blessing related maladies. Plus it just tastes exquisite with that bold edge of burnt pennies and slight hint of brimstone.

Now I'm thorsty

[vezhave]

UM SIR, THIS IS A WENDY'S

How dare you write this character so well, I am lost in the khalasar sauce! Lost I say!

Also low key I'd be hella down to write with y'all bc I am THORSTY for good plots

Bless you, this is one of the kindest things anyone has ever said to me 😭 😭 😭 

I'm absolutely down! I just worn you that I'm a little slow right now, still recovering from surgery and my brain is a bit melty

[bughugz]

The fact you actually whined just gives great premise for giving you absolute sloppy toppy, the cute nosies, hopefully louder then my slurping but also, I'm a thorsty bitch you're gonna get suck dried, and tongue fucked so lovingly

soo real i deserve some sloppy head i promise i'll make such cute pathetic sounds while i squirm underneath you i doubt i'd be able to help myself with how good it feels to have my pretty tcock and boycunt abused so relentlessly 🥰🥰🥰

[everymlmhybrid]

I'm so thorsty but I'm always scared the online order lady will be like ACTUALLY you can't have that water that's for US. and I'll be there sweating and tired like ok. Bc what would I do. Fight her. It's just bottled water bro.

[theartisticintrovert]

tagged: @seventhfracture

RULES: post the names of all the files in your WIP folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. Let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them, and then post a little snippet or tell them something about it! and then tag as many people as you have WIPs.

oh god. i'm about to expose how many wips i have. even worse, i just finished transferring my wips from google drive to french fry, so they're all in one place lmao. ah well, here we go. (just a note, if it's abandoned i'm not putting it here, bc i keep old works around for posterity)

mediocrity

meritocracy

mastermind reveal

techie danny

hunger

Little Crow

Stan(Ford)

Up to Something

Unlikely Friends

Bring It On

wanted

days of our lives

First Step Forward*

Angry Frisk*

Satellite Rising*

reverse

stranger

vampiric

LAUNCH [King_Of_Games.EXE]*

RAU: Duelist*

thorsty*

this might be a thing

heat haze

Etheri*

Healer

meeting

Another Mike

Jacob Chronicles

Nex*

Saving Grace*

blood

grave mistakes

shifty

tricks

Full Game Novelization

getting to know you

Takso*

When We Hold A Grudge*

* = multi-chapter work

i'm not tagging 38 people. whoever wants to do this, go for it lmao. i'm always open to talk about my wips though! i have both fanfics and original works in here, i wonder if you can guess the fandoms?

[jackie-of-all-spades]

I want chicken noodles broth. I'm not hungry just THORSTY for the Fowl water

[cinnamonhuns]

Um Zach Werenski can choke me with his sausage fingers

[evils-corner]

I have to say the fact that the only vending machine with water bottles in this building is broken is incredibly homophobic

[showing0resultsforsanity]

Y'know those times when you have to get up in the middle of the night to get some water and suddenly you're a 4yo again and forget how to drink like a normal human being

[freckledfangs]

thinkin about m having a tattoo sleeve hbu